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[nykie-love-anime]

Really?

Y/N: - bursting into the room -  Y/N: You two are having sex Rin: - not looking up from his book -  Haru: - looking at his girlfriend like she grew five heads - Haru: Really? Rin: Haru, why didn’t you tell me? Rin: - grins like an idiot at his boyfriend - Rin: I would have put my book down

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[anintrovertedechoe]

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #shall we date lucifer #obey me mc #obey me memes #obey me shitpost #i am cringe but i am free #obey me x reader #lucifer obey me #obey me swd lucifer #swd lucifer #lucifer swd #om lucifer #om! lucifer #lucifer om #obey me x y/n #obey me x you #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me x gender neutral reader

[shade-e-e-es]

Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.

#hc #doc #renbob #hermitcraft #docm77 #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #rendog #hc rendog #hc Ren #hc doc #hermitcraft fanart #congrats on your free art!! xd

[jonasdirection101]

Fake Dean: “I’m the real Dean!”

Dean: “No, I’m the real Dean!”

Castiel: “Which one do we kill?!”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Castiel: *Nods*

Sam: “What’s 3 times 9?”

Fake Dean: “27!”

Sam, shooting fake Dean: “Wrong answer.”

Castiel: “3 times 9 is 27!”

Sam: “Yeah, but that wouldn’t have been Deans answer.”

Castiel: “What?”

Sam, pointing at Dean: “That would’ve been Deans answer.”

Dean, glaring at Sam after counting on his fingers before walking away: “You know I failed math, so why you asking me- You know what? I don’t have to explain, I don’t gotta explain anything to you. Get out, get out of my face!”

#incorrect quotes #supernatural incorrect quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #supernatural #spn #spnfamily #team free will #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #angel of the lord #destiel

[batfamhyperfixation]

*At a Batfamily meeting*

Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn't count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-

Jason: what do you mean 'thE OnLY oNe', you aren't the only one

Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?

Jason: Me? I've literally been married for years?

Bruce: EXCUSE ME???

Dick: who to?

Jason: Roy

Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS

Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time

Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage

Jason: I mean, both but still...

*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*

Bruce: I hear you are married to my son

Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir

Bruce: without my blessing

Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can't testify against each other

Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding

Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip

Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE

Roy: I'm sorry, sir

Bruce: tell me one more thing

Bruce: was Ollie there?

Roy: No

Bruce: Does Ollie know

Roy: No

Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first

Roy: uh, sure?

#bruce tells ollie #who has the same freakout and interrogation except against Jason #and both men force the two to have a vows renewal so they can all be there #but both men just use it as an excuse to one up each other #roy and jason are just like i mean free stuff #and tim is just sitting in the corner with bernard all angry cause he wanted to be the first wedding within the family #and he coulda been if he just shut his mouth and let Jason be happily married at the courthouse without a wedding involved #jayroy #jason todd #roy harper #red hood #red hood and the outlaws #jason todd and the outlaws #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #bat family #batfam #batkids #the outlaws #dc outlaws #the only person who knew was alfred #he was their witness and he was the first person Jason told #and lian obviously #and kory was there but she couldnt be a witness cause she is an alien

[p1nkshield]

I saw a post where everyone in the batfam had adopted the airhead Brucie Wayne cover except for Damian and of course Alfred. So I wanted to add to the pile. :)

All of them are sitting in a restaurant

Brucie: … wait this has a little label for vegetarian on it but it doesn’t have any meat in it. I think you forgot to label it vegan!

Waiter: … this has whipped cream, eggs and milk in it sir.

Dick: Wait whipped cream isn’t vegan?!?

Jason: No, I’m pretty sure it is.

Dick: well if it isn’t I messed up my vegan challenge week and nobody told me!

Tim: can’t we just pay someone to find out if whipped cream is vegan?

Brucie: Good idea! [Takes out $100 bill and hands it to the waiter] Is whipped cream vegan?

Waiter: uhh

Damian: PLEASE STOP! NONE OF YOU HAVE DIETARY RESTRICTIONS! WHY DID THIS BECOME A DEBATE?

Dick: that’s not true I’m a pescatarian now! I really miss eating fish but it’s worth it!

Damian with head in hands: that’s not what- ugh forget it!

The waiter now confirms to everyone that they come across that Damian Wayne is indeed the holder of the Wayne Family Braincell.

Tabloids dub this conversation the dessert debate. It becomes a trend to ask what Bruce thinks is vegan during interviews.

#batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #tim drake #Damian calculates the tip so his father doesn’t throw a couple hundred dollars as tip #poor Damian! free him!! #incorrect batfamily quotes #Jason is only playing along cause it gets to Damian so much #brucie wayne #Brucie I have one more question for you #is shrimp vegan? #Bruce: I didn’t think there would be a quiz section! uhh yes?

[420technoblazeit]

#im includign crowley in tfw and you can't stop me. spreading my crowley propaganda everywhere. also drowley rights #supernatural #spn #team free will #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #crowley spn #crowley macleod #drowley #sastiel #john winchester #incorrect quotes #the pig squeals

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

That's just Team Free Will babeyy

#incorrect spn quotes? #source: Catscratch (I think??) #spn crack #spn humor #team free will #jack kline #castiel #but also: #sam winchester #dean winchester #supernatural

[crazy-fangirl2524]

My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy

#seeing all the post about like omg Neil is so feral?! like brother did you not read aftg did y’all forget aftg is from Neil’s pov #ofc Neil wouldn’t say he’s feral in his own pov tf😭😭😭 #and remember in aftg Neil still has to hide part of himself BECASUE his father and eveyrhhing but now he’s literally free from his biggest #fear and he could do whatever the fuck he wants #Istg the fandom is like the foxes man idk why everyone is so shook #literally cant thank Nora enough for showing everyone finally #Idc if I sound proud or whatever but I fucking knew it this entire time and I have been shouting it for so long like finally #that’s why so many fics annoyed me so much like #I just needed to say this because I finally felt seen and heard andFINALLY LIKE URGH #tsc and aftg supremacy #tsc #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew joseph minyard #neil abram josten #aftg neil #aftg thoughts #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #incorrect tfc

[spn-lesbian]

Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help

Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference

teacher:

Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great

#source: vine #spn #supernatural #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #dean x castiel #deancas #incorrect destiel #dadstiel #jack kline #sam winchester #tfw #tfw 2.0 #team free will #team free will 2.0

[nykie-love-anime]

Slips Off Easy

Haru: - is wearing silk pants - Haru: How does this look? Y/N: Like its slips on and off really easily Haru: Y/N: No, I didn't mean it like that... Rin: We know what you meant

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[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Quotes for Palestine

You know what, I've seen now after my Ides of March post spread that the IQG community can do a lot if we really work toward it. I know a lot of you don't have a lot of money to donate. Neither do I, but we can all Click for Palestine.

Click for Palestine is a website that uses clicks from users to track user engagement, then shows that user engagement to advertisers on their site (so you'll need to turn off your adblock and accept cookies for the site) and recieves a certain amount of money from those advertisers for every click. Then, Click for Palestine donates that money to UNWRA (and they have the paperwork to prove it), who can then use it to help lobby for aid, and, if they can get past Isreal's blockages, feed Palestine

Reblog this post with screenshots proving you have clicked at Click for Palestine (or otherwise donated to or helped Palestine). If this post reaches 500 click/donation-proving reblogs before April, I'll process all the quotes in the inbox and open quote submissions again on April 2nd. You can reblog for every click you make, which is one per day (per device, if you're using multiple)

EDIT: I lowered the goal from 5,000 to 500 because I realized that I completely miscalculated how long we had until April (I sincerely apologize about that), BUT I'm adding this additional one.

If we get 5,000 clicks before May, I will once again process all the quotes in the inbox (yes, even if it opens again in April), then open the inbox on May 1st.

#We can do this y'all #Incorrect Quote Generator #Quotes for Palestine #Free Palestine #If we get past 5000 reblogs I'll see if I can promise anything else for further goals

[shade-e-e-es]

#hermitshipping #implied #zedaph #tango tek #tango #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #hermitcraft #hc #hc zedaph #hc tango #congrats on your free art!! xd #zed

[bbygirl-aemond]

aegon, drunk out of his mind: i don't know who you are, but my brother is going to find you and kill you for kidnapping me aemond, just trying to get him back to his rooms: your brother is definitely going to kill someone.

#aegon #aegon targaryen #aemond #aemond targaryen #aegon ii #aegon ii targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon #incorrect hotd #incorrect house of the dragon #quotes #spoiler free

[padawansuggest]

JediTok

Obi-Wan: *pointing the camera at himself, showing he’s got a black eye, a broken nose and looks like he’s on so many drugs*

Voiceover: im on so many drugs and also have a concussion and asked my commander to bring me tea *camera flip to show Cody*

Cody: *sitting in the chair next to the bed, passionately reading from a data pad*

Voiceover: my commander refuses to give me caffeine so he’s giving me all the best gossip from our ship and my brother’s ship. i think im in love with him

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #JediTok #CloneTok #spacetok #Cody’s telling Obi about Rexs weird love affair with Anakin and Padme rn #he also brough Obi some caffeine free tea okay he’s not heartless just an asshole

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Astarion: Gods below, what is Gale cooking this time? I can smell the disappointing odor of melancholy and nutmeg from here.

Gale: *From across the camp.* YOU AREN'T GOING TO EAT ANY OF IT, ANYWAY!

Lae'zel: His food does lack daring and confidence. Perhaps some spices could salvage it, but I am not optimistic.

Astarion: Well, what do you expect from a man whose diet consists of moldy trinkets and old boots.

Gale: *From across the camp.* YOU KNOW I DON'T ACTUALLY EAT THEM!

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