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depressedacadamia · 3 years
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Frank: I have something to get off my chest.
Hazel: *fingers crossed and whispering* Is it your shirt? Please be your shirt.
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katniss506 · 3 years
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Nico: it’s amazing cause his family is killed
Will:
Percy: *looks at metal plant on Annabeth’s desk*
Percy: your plant looks like it needs water
Annabeth: 👁👄👁
Remus: we look like a bunch of teens who are rebellious and gonna get in trouble
Sirius: you’re wearing a “the book was better” shirt
James: acid reflux…
Remus: yeah Sirius has bad acid reflux
James: how do you know that?
Remus: he told me…
James: he told you his poop schedule?!
Remus: I- what?!
Hazel: Fantastic mr beast
Percy: this is a weird question but do you have fruit snacks
Will: Actually, yeah we do!
Will: *sees leaf on ground*
Will: A CALIPITAR
Will: *runs fast and tries to climb up the little brick fence they’re walking past*
Will: *foot slips off the fence and falls*
Hazel: darn fuzzy buckets
Hazel: stupid bananas!
Paul in Percy's dream: I’m worried about how all these people are looking at me weird
Sally in Percy’s dream: well screw all of them, they’ll never know Paul Blofis like I do
*Percy wakes up*
Percy: Why was that accurate
Grover: He wanted a taco, so that’s what he made
Percy: What is behind you but never in front of you? (Because the worlds a circle) Your past
Annabeth: PErCy ItS 3 aM!!!
Remus: Books books the magical thing the more ya read em the less you smoke weed
Annabeth: I’m big brain mama
Percy: *wipes out on his bike*
Percy: *gets up*
Percy: I SAW A FERRET!!!
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riordanuniverse · 3 years
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Frank: *carrying the groceries*
Hazel: *reaches out to help*
Frank: *adjusts to hold her hand*
Hazel: That’s not what I- okay.
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multiworldiary · 3 years
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Watching a sad movie:
Piper: Jason are you crying?
Jason: No! Something just got stuck in my eyes!
Annabeth: Percy are you crying?
Percy: No! My eyes are just sweating a little!
Annabeth: Where’s Frank?
Hazel: He ran out sobbing a few minutes ago cause he didn’t want me to see him cry
Calypso: Leo are you crying?
Leo: No! I just- he just- H-HE TO WAKE HIM UP *sobs into Calypso’s embrace* BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!
Nico: FOR HADES SAKE! IT’S JUST THE LION KING!
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mayclair · 3 years
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nico: *on the phone* hazel, my niece just grew a tail !!
hazel: oh, again?
nico: what should i- what do you mean again ?!
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Will, pushing the door of Hades cabin: Nico, what were you doing?
Nico, trying to look scary: You wont want to watch it Will. I was watching a horror episode. The phantom was revoked and it almost destroyed-
Hazel, from another room: He was watching the ghost duet.
Will:
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pjo-hoo-nextgen · 4 years
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I'm a mixture between Sol and Jaxon in quarantine. This sucks. How are their parents handling things?
Piper= beating head on wall going ‘why? Why?’
Jason= “This could be much worse. Nothing like quality family time.”
Annabeth= The need to learn everything about the virus in order to try and stop/fix/contain it.
Percy=“At this point I’m not even surprised.”
Leo= I haven’t showered in 84 days.
Calypso= The only person with a concept of time in her family
Nico= Depressed baby because he can sense the death toll the virus has
Will= Aggro Doctor man who wants you to stay the f*ck inside!!!
Frank= Concerned for everyone and always offering to help
Hazel= painting nice things to put up on the windows of homes with elderly demigods who self isolated.
Thalia= “WHY CANT I PUNCH IT IN THE FACE?!”
Reyna= Stressed af leader of a densely populated area
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ilovepjo · 5 years
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Leo: were you dropped on your head too much as a child or what? Nico: Jokes on you, I wasn’t even held as a child
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magnus-chase-rights · 4 years
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hazel: frank told me "cheer up buttercup" and i was mad at him for approximately 4 hours.
hazel: one, because my name is hazel, and two, if i was a powerpuff girl i'd be bubbles and he knows that.
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Conversation
Percy: I didn't expect that to work!
Annabeth: And it didn't.
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thepjopage · 5 years
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Hazel: Frank help me! I just got bitten by a snake!
Frank: *frantically typing on google*
Google: Elevate and apply pressure.
Frank, lifting snake really high: You better apologise.
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depressedacadamia · 3 years
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Nico: *throws apples at Will while spending the 3 days at the infirmary*
Will: ???
Nico: An apple a day keeps the doctor away *throws another apple*
Will: That only works if you eat them
Nico: Not happening *continues throwing apples in hopes of escaping*
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katniss506 · 3 years
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I’m wondering how many stupid situations the Apollo kids have to deal with that bored kids with ADHD got themselves into at camp (saying this because I just got my thumb stuck in a root beer lid)
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riordanuniverse · 3 years
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Frank: Ask how much I love you.
Hazel: Why-
Frank: Just ask.
Hazel: How much do you-
Frank: *pulls up a slideshow* why I’m glad you asked!
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multiworldiary · 3 years
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Hazel: Hey have you seen Frank?
Annabeth: He drank seven energy drinks in one sitting and thought the squirrels outside were talking shit about him
Frank,outside: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND- *turns into a grizzly bear*
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dam-mango-cheese · 4 years
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Hazel: how do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover their feet?
Frank: *annoyed* it's 4 o'clock in the morning!
Hazel: so you can't sleep, huh? It's because of the blanket right?
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