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spring-picnics · 2 years

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mafia marauder's hc by @horriblehs

what if the marauders where illegal and in love with you? james potter x reader, remus lupin x reader, sirius black x reader

peter parker hc's by @hiraethparkers

being in a relationship with peter parker. mcu!peter parker x reader

and we run by @evermoreal

a rockstar hijacks your ride on their run from the paparazzi. sirius black x reader

dancing queen by @velvetcloxds

tony loves spoiling you, and he has to on your birthday. tony stark x reader

undisclosed by @pellucid-constellations

you're on the run away from your past and meet a sweet lumberjack. bucky barnes x reader

shy away by @/velvetcloxds

your first night in the avengers tower. tony stark x reader

right where you left me by @poemsforparker

you never expected that he would fall out of love like this. mcu!peter parker x reader

close to my heart by @peterbenjiparker

friends don't treat each other like this. mcu!peter parker x reader

harmless by @shurisneakers

bucky and a doofenschmirtz reader. bucky barnes x reader

goodbye by @lovelybarnes

enemies to lovers to enemies with bucky barnes. bucky barnes x reader

he's not completely useless by @justkending

"he's not completely useless... he can be used as a bad example." bucky barnes x reader

meeting at the grave by @electrosspidey

you meet a handsome stranger at an old friend's gravestone. mcu!peter parker x reader

a correspondence of obligation by @/pellucid-constellations

you unexpectedly fall for the king you are betrothed too. bucky barnes x reader

those summer nights by @waitimcomingtoo

being a camp counsellor with someone you hate. tom holland x reader

wicked game by @/waitimcomingtoo

he shouldn't have played that game with your heart. tom holland x reader

delicate by @/waitimcomingtoo

getting drunk and tom taking care of you. tom holland x reader

always leaving by @desireav

a slytherin in a relationship with a head gryffindor??? harry potter x reader

ease my mind by @wkemeup

in order to save bucky, you have to break your promise. bucky barnes x reader

the problem by @scandalous-chaos

he thinks he isn't good enough for you. remus lupin x reader

the gold dress by @/scandalous-chaos

you make him jealous. remus lupin x reader

blurb by @luveline

enemies to lovers. remus lupin x reader

pomegranate by @/scandalous-chaos

fake dating. remus lupin x reader

casual dominance with remus by @/evermoreal

being in a relationship with remus lupin. remus lupin x reader

wait for you by @ptergwen

asking mj out. mj x reader

downfall by @eleganthottubfun

nate shouldn't have let his jealousy take over. nate jacobs x reader

'cause i don't want you like a best friend by @/evermoreal

friends to lovers. sirius black x reader

our girl by @beaucherie

you've been distant from sirius and remus, so they confront you. poly!wolfstar x reader

am i interrupting something? by @thehalfbloodedwitch

you and harry have something special; don't let someone in between you. harry potter x reader

imagine being ben gross' academic rival by @land-of-the-fandom

rivals to lovers with a cute, but annoying guy. ben gross x reader

blurb by @mirclealignr

flirting with pietro. pietro maximoff x reader

doting by @/desireav

a fratboy pines over you. james potter x reader

the odds of affection by @/desireav

meeting theo's friends. theodore nott x reader

one last dance by @/velvetcloxds

you didn't take the chance. steve rogers x reader

linger by @totheblood

he was assigned to take care of you. mcu!peter parker x reader

blurb by @natashxromanovf

showing bucky and nat your blog. bucky barnes x reader, natasha romanoff x reader

misunderstanding by @thebrookemunson

remus thinks you like sirius. remus lupin x reader

you by @cryonme

being theo's home; one that he must protect. theodore nott x reader

blurb by @gracesmusings

a fight with george. george weasley x reader

blurb by @/gracesmusings

fred wants to marry you. fred weasley x reader

blurb by @shespeaksinsongs

pansy shows the boys how to treat you right. pansy parkinson x reader

my heart and soul by @whateveriwant

bucky performs an ultimate act of betrayal. bucky barnes x reader

i lied by @ladyvesuvia

you promised to love each other forever. bucky barnes x reader

revenge is sweet by @t-lostinworlds

fake dating the football captain to get back at your cheating ex. tom holland x reader

happier by @bradtomlovesya

you could be so much happier with him. tom holland x reader

over the love by @peter-parkourwrites

falling for your brother's best friend. bucky barnes x reader

one way or another by @pvarker

rivals to lovers with peter parker. mcu!peter parker x reader

to be real by @softholand

tom holland falls for a singer. tom holland x reader

annotations by @starstruckwillows

reading remus' poetry annotations. remus lupin x reader

i guess i thought it would be harder for you to let me go by @morwap

james thought he would break your heart. he was so wrong. james potter x reader

all consuming, all wanting by @/pvarker

flirting and patching up peter parker. mcu!peter parker x reader

silence in colours by @/lovelybarnes

he's been giving you silent treatment. angst ensues. bucky barnes x reader

i never learned to read your mind by @bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky

exes to lovers. bucky barnes x reader

sneaky by @malum-forev

sam and steve find out about bucky's secret. bucky barnes x reader

love without a lover by @/mirclealignr

you love him, but he will never love you. james potter x reader

diametrically opposed by @/pvarker

two professors who are seemingly rivals are actually hopelessly in love with one another. mcu!peter parker x reader

so far gone by @spideyzgirl

you are no longer a priority in peter's life. mcu!peter parker x reader

drunken posts by @honeymunson

simping over your boyfriend while drunk. tasm!peter parker x reader

candlelight dinner by @/thehalfbloodedwitch

watching harry cook dinner. harry potter x reader

substitute by @/shespeaksinsongs

substituting for your partner's class. draco malfoy x reader

this is who i love by @/velvetcloxds

remus showing you that he loves all of you. remus lupin x reader

zippers by @youlightmeupfinn

best friends to lovers. mcu!peter parker x reader

peter parker headcanons by @parkersmaterialgirl

peter parker headcanons. mcu!peter parker x reader

morning by @/thehalfbloodedwitch

having a nice morning with your boyfriend. ron weasley x reader

be my girl by @/peterbenjiparker

you're peter's girl. mcu!peter parker x reader

lips sealed by @mendesxruel

you find out peter's secret. tasm!peter parker x reader

whole world is gonna know you love me by @/desireav

she doesn't love you. lily evans x reader

looped by @softlybarnes

bucky loses memory of the past few years. bucky barnes x reader

rooftop date with peter parker by @/mendesxruel

a rooftop date with your boyfriend. mcu!peter parker x reader

scripts thrown into the fire by @indouloureux

enemies to lovers with peter. mcu!peter parker x reader

blurb by @/desireav

telling the avengers you're pregnant. avengers x reader

debauched angels (and brazen escapades) by @/indouloureux

a deep and intricate enemies to lovers angsty mini series. mcu!peter parker x reader

my reverie's affinity remains to be you by @indouloureux

you see 10 seconds of your soulmate's life every night. mcu!peter parker x reader

dear mr right by @rednights

getting an anonymous love letter from someone whose handwriting looks similar. mcu!peter parker x reader

@spring-picnics

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kjhbsies · 2 years

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KJHBSIES’S FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS

I’ll probably do more of this.

Part II.

Angst

When I Ruled the World (James Potter x Fem!Reader) by sgrantsgf

How Tom Riddle would react to finding things that reminded him of you after you guys broke up by louiszeastronaut

Angst + Fluff

Why Didn’t We Work Out? (James Potter x Reader) by astonishment

Happily (James Potter x Slytherin Reader) by ro-is-struggling

Cake (James Potter x Fem!Reader) and Real Feelings by jamespotterwhcre

About What I Said Last Night (Sirius Black x Reader) by rainandhotchocolate

Moral of the Story ( Steve Harrington x Fem! Reader) and Sparks by refiwrites

A Vintage Love (Steve Harrington x Henderson!Reader) by ladymercury8

Love You Mommy (James Potter x Reader) by jamespottersmommy

Annoying (Steve Harrington x Readrer) by h4rring1on

“No, Please. Don’t Say That. You Love Her, Not me) by hello-everyfandom

Jealousy (James Potter x Reader) by whyennwhenyouareyn

Pov; you unintentionally confess your feelings for dbf!fwb!james by bellatrixscurls

“You Aren’t Gwen” Andrew!Peter x Fem!Reader by thebrookemunson

Missed Calls Tasm!Peter Parker x Reader and Part Two by caramelcal

Gamer!James Potter x Reader!Gf by ddejavvu

One Where You Try To Break Up With Him (Sirius Black x Fem!Reader) by proserpina-magnus

Fluff

Clingy James Potter by forourmoons

Doting (Fratboy!James Potter x Fem!Reader) by desireav

Golden Retriever James Potter x Black Cat Grumpy Reader by ddejavvu

James Potter x Shy!Reader by luveline

Gifting a Bra Strap to Boyfriend James Potter by ddejavvu

Naked (James Potter x Fem!Reader)

Marauders with Quiet S/O by ddejavvu

Your side (Sirius Black x Reader) by soupandsimple

Kiss Sick (Sirius Black x Reader) by luveline

Remus Being A Boob Guy by ddejavvu

Safe (James Potter x non-gryffindor!fem!reader) by multiqts

Frustration (Poly!Marauders) by quindolyn

General Relationship Headcannons (James Potter x Reader) by quindolyn

Sub!Eddie Using His Safeword by jamespottersmommy

Clingy Steve by indouloureux

Smut

Picture Perfect (James Potter x Fem! Reader) by wrathspoet

Loose the Ropes (James Potter x Fem!Reader) by moonbcrry

Stress Relief (James Potter x Fem!Reader) by wrathspoet

Babyboy James Potter by littlest-dark-age

Jerking off James in a Secluded Area by weaselbrownie

Sore Loser (Draco Malfoy x Ravenclaw!Reader) by silverdelirium

His Obsession (Draco Malfoy x Reader) by Chanxrene

Unexpected (Sirius Black x Fem!Reader) by jamespotterwhcre

Bitter (Steve Harrington x Reader) by strawberrysodaslut

Playboy ( James Potter x Fem!Reader) by jamespottersmommy

Adore (James potter x Reader) by 1-800-amortentia

Welcome to the Jungle (Tarzan!James Potter x Fem!Reader ft. Researchers Sirius & Remus) by gxtitobxby

Summer Affairs (Best friend’s dad!James Potter x Reader) by lovegoodfics

Feels Too Right (Sex Therapist!James x Innocent!Reader) by bellatrixscurls

Best Friend’s Dad (James Potter x Reader) by itsmentalillness

Fit In (James Potter x Reader) by bellatrixscurls

Not Letting Sirius Cum For A Week After He Broke A Rule by indigoh4ze

Preacher’s Son (James Potter x Reader) by pinkcherryblossom

Room Service (James Potter x Reader) by gxtitobxby

This Ask (Sirius Black x Reader) by gxtitobxby

Best Friend James in a Subspace by eddiesbug

Remus Lupin x Fem!Reader by sweetiecutie

Curfew (King Steve x Reader) by theontrueneohero

Sirius Black Smut Blurb by siriusblackloml

How It All Began (Marauders x Fem!Reader) by bellatrixscurls

Punishing Sub Remus and Sirius by bellatrixscurls

This Poly!Marauders Smut by bellatrixscurls

James in a Subspace in Public by bellatrixscurls

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moon-fics · 6 months

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heey, I hope you are having a good week! could you please write a fratboy!tom holland based on daylight (ts!) where he met her and discovered that love is much more beautiful and happy than he ever imagined it to be 🥹🫶

Ugh! Ok bear with me because I'm awful at Frat fics 😭 and I'm watching Grey's Anatomy so this is gonna be awful! This is gonna be short but I hope you enjoy it!

Even from outside the house, you can hear the music clearly and there are drunk students wandering the lawn. Your best friend has her arms wrapped around yours, keeping you close like you always do. She somehow always convinces you to join her for the same party every week for the sole purpose of seeing her crush.

It's juvenile but you get free alcohol so why not indulge her. The moment you enter the fraternity house you're hit with the smell of booze and sweat, which thankfully you got used to. The first time you entered this house you had to keep walking outside for fresh air.

"Oh my god, there he is!" She yells in your ear, loud enough to be barely heard over the blasting music. She discreetly points at the blond boy she's been gushing about since she first saw him. "Isn't he so adorable?" She giggles and you take a long look at the boy and still can't see what she does. You'd try and reason with her about him, but they genuinely seem to like each other.

"Well, you know where to find me," You unhook your arm from hers, allowing her to practically levitate to him. Just like every week you slip past the swaying bodies and enter the kitchen. The drinks are already laid out on the island counter which is way too fancy for the fart house.

As you pour yourself a drink in a plastic purple cup you notice a group of boys have also entered the kitchen. They seem to be having an intense conversation, debating something you're not interested in enough to listen to. You scoop ice out of a cheap cooler, standing up straight a little too fast.

You slam into one of the boys, spilling ice and a bit of your drink on your shirt. You take a second to examine your shirt, it's not going to stain but it's an inconvenience for now.

"Hey, watch where you're going, asshole!" You snap, spinning on your heel to face whoever you hit. Sure, you're being rude by instantly reacting badly, but you just want to drink and wait until your best friend is done dancing around her crush.

The moment you turn your eyes lock with a boy who is holding an annoyed look, suddenly feeling embarrassed for being so harsh. As you stare at him you notice a shift in his eyes and his face relaxes. As if looking at you has somehow changed his mind about you. You clear your throat and now your shirt is unbearable to have on with alcohol-soaked cloth sticking to your stomach.

"Sorry, I wasn't looking!" He instantly replies, his hands in front of him in a surrendering gesture. His eyes land on the spillage that is still spreading and is now noticeable. "That does not look comfortable," He chuckles, running a hand through his gelled hair.

"Oh, no it feels really nice," You snark, pulling the shirt forward just enough to peel it off your damp skin. If you hadn't promised your friend you'd stay the entire night you would have gone home already. You know you should be nicer to him, it wasn't his fault. "Sorry for snapping at you," You sigh, glancing back up at him.

"I get it, it's a stuffy house and there's people everywhere. If I weren't obligated to be here I'd probably be anywhere else," He grins and now you can't help but find him handsome. His eyes wrinkle and shine in the dim lights. "I could grab you a new shirt, but it'll probably be a bit big," He suggests and a new shirt sounds perfect.

That's how you end up in his room, sitting on his bed that is surprisingly made. His room has a few posters taped to the wall, one of them being Spider-man. You expected everyone at a fraternity to have pinups and messy rooms, instead, his is organized and well thought out.

On his way up to his room, you learn his name is Tom and he's an open book. You could ask a million questions and he'd probably have a billion answers for you. It soothes your nerves that he's being sweet and not once has made a move.

"So, why did you join a frat?" You ask, leaning to the left to see him through the closet door. He's holding up two shirts on hangers as if he can't decide which ones to give you. Either one would work for tonight and you'd return it the next week. "Not to judge you based off of thirty minutes, but you don't seem like the type,"

He looks up from the shirts, his lips parted in surprise. It's a simple question, it's not like you're asking him something deeply personal. Yet, his expression makes you wonder if anyone has ever bothered to ask him anything that isn't skin deep.

"Ah, uhm my friend Harrison persuaded me to join with him," He answers quickly, putting one of the shirts back on his rack. He exits his closet, removing a grey long-sleeve shirt from the hanger. "Is this good?" He asks nervously.

You don't even take a second look at it before reaching for it, "Anything is better than smelling like alcohol," You joke, standing up from his bed. You gesture for him to turn around and he does so without protesting. He even goes as far as covering his eyes with one hand. "From what you said earlier, you don't enjoy the parties?"

Tom shakes his head, "It's always too crowded and I don't really know anyone. I try my best to socialize but after a while you kind of get sick of the loud music and constant flirting," He laughs but it's short-lived, it makes you feel bad for him. You understand the feeling of wanting to just be alone but ending up back at the party.

"I only come each week because my friend has a huge crush on this blond guy," You remove your shirt, wiping off some of the droplets of liquid off your skin. You swiftly straighten out his shirt and pull it over your head. It's a little heavy for how warm it is inside the room but it's comfortable enough to ignore. "You can turn around now,"

He hesitates for a second but drops his hand and shifts to face you. There's an awkward silence between the two of you which only grows longer. After maybe two minutes of you both looking anywhere but at each other he finally pipes up.

"Since we're both sort of obligated to show up at the party maybe we could hang out with each other," He squeaks out and quickly coughs to adjust his voice. "We could be friends," He suggests. You honestly don't even need to think about it, he's kind and how can you reject someone like him?

"Friends it is," You smile, your heart pounding at a newfound situation.

"No, seriously how can you be passing every other class except your history class?" You burst out laughing, staring at his grades for the semester. You really shouldn't be making fun of him, he worked hard and you helped him study for hours. Yet, you find yourself sitting on his bed covering your mouth while you giggle.

"Oh, I'm sorry are my grades making you upset?" He looks at his computer over your shoulder, his arms wrapped around your waist. His touch makes your chest bloom with warmth, forcing you to think back to the night you met him. You were so quick to judge him and now you can't help but be with him every second of the day.

"No, you're right I passed all my classes," You cackle, leaning your head back onto his shoulder. "I mean, if you had told me four months ago that I'd end up dating a guy who knows barely any history I think I'd avoid the cooler," You tease, kissing his cheek to make up for it.

"If you did that I'd probably find another way to spill your drink," He mumbles, lifting your chin with his fingers. He plants a long kiss on your lips, enjoying how soft they are. He pulls away barely an inch before continuing to talk, "I've never met someone who truly makes college a better experience,"

"That's so corny," You snort but your heart is doing backflips. You'd never admit it out loud but you're grateful your best friend constantly dragged you to each and every party if it meant meeting him.

#tom holland x reader #tom holland imagine #tom holland fluff #tom holland blurb #tom holland x you #tom holland x y/n #tom holland x fem #tom holland fanfiction #Frat!tom

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nouearth · 2 months

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Kinda need a cocky tom Holland / adult Peter parker smut based on that gif of him flexing 😳🙏🛐

💌 : can you imagine a cocky, fratboy!peter flexing while he's pounding into you. 🤩

#✰ : nou.asks

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prettiestlovergirl · 2 months

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❝ REQUESTS !

" late night devil, put your hands on me "

disclaimers ༊彡⬭ 𓈒 I

✪ please check my rules before you request anything! and please read these disclaimers, if you are in violation of any rules, you will be deleted and/or blocked.

✪ please make sure you have your age in your bio/ pinned on your account! i do not interact with minors!!

✪ there is no guarantee that i will write what you've requested! i do not always have inspiration for things, so please bear with me and PLEASE do not message me/harass me about whether or not i saw your message.

✪ smut is my preferred genre but i am definitely open to writing/responding to other genres! i'm a whore but i love fluff as much as the next girl!

✪ if you want a part two of something, you MUST give me an idea for it!! could be small, could be fully thought out, doesn't matter to me, but there MUST be something i can go off of.

✪ below i have a loooooong list of characters i'll write for, if you see a character you like but is not on the list, please feel free to reach out! i will let you know whether or not i will add them to the list xx

characters i'm willing to write for 𖼐꒱࿐ ִ I

✦ luke castellan ✦ coriolanus snow ✦ sejanus plinth ✦ finnick odair ✦ peeta mellark ✦ anakin skywalker ✦ peter parker ✦ jj maybank ✦ rafe cameron ✦ tim bradford ✦ wesley evers ✦ john nolan ✦ jake peralta ✦ barry allen ✦ james potter ✦ remus lupin ✦ sirius black ✦ tom riddle ✦ mattheo riddle ✦ theodore nott ✦ ares (from pjo) ✦ spencer reid ✦ aaron hotchner ✦ matt simmons ✦ luke alvez ✦ will lamontagne jr ✦ tony stark ✦ miguel o'hara ✦ steve rogers ✦ peter quill ✦ scott lang ✦ harry potter ✦ ron weasley ✦ fred weasley ✦ bill weasley ✦ charlie weasley ✦ percy weasley ✦ george weasley ✦ aaron thorsen ✦ anthony bridgerton ☆ benedict bridgerton ☆ harry hook (ouat) ✦ alex claremont diaz ✦ cardan greenbriar ✦ manny (abbott elementary) ✦ sally jackson ✦ lucy chen ✦ celina juarez ✦ hermione granger ✦ katniss everdeen ✦ johanna mason ✦ padme amidala ✦ sarah cameron ✦ angela lopez ✦ nyla harper ✦ amy santiago ✦ rosa diaz ✦ lily evans ✦ marlene mckinnon ✦ luna lovegood ✦ ginny weasley ✦ fleur delacour ✦ emily prentiss ✦ jennifer jareau ✦ elle greenaway ✦ emma swan ✦ natasha romanoff ✦ yelena belova ✦ kate bishop ✦ carol danvers ✦ wanda maximoff ✦ jude duarte ✦ prettiestlovergirl (fantasize about me, baby <3)

definitely into ༊彡⬭ 𓈒 I

☆ oral fixation ☆ infidelity kink ☆ size kink ☆ brat/brat taming kink ☆ face fucking ☆ tit fucking ☆ thigh riding ☆ daddy/mommy content ☆ domination ☆ sadism ☆ breeding kink ☆ masochism ☆ exhibitionism ☆ squirting ☆ degrading ☆ dirty talk ☆ cum swapping ☆ dacryphilia ☆ overstimulation ☆ gagging ☆ praise edging ☆ biting ☆ marking ☆ cne ☆ dubcon ☆ coercion ☆ breath play ☆ impact play ☆ anal play ☆ legal age gap ☆ threesomes ☆ brother's best friend ☆ best friend's brother ☆ daddy x princess ☆ step-cest ☆ legal age gap ☆ dom x sub ☆ gangbang ☆ bareback/ cream pies ☆ being shared ☆ free use ☆ orgasm denial ☆ brat x brat tamer ☆ knife play ☆ corruption virgin! reader ☆ bimbo! reader ☆ office sex ☆ mean! reader ☆ hair pulling ☆ dark content ☆ fratboy! character ☆ hand kink ☆ dumbification ☆ nicknames: mami, mamas, mama, ma, pretty girl, babe, baby, sweetheart, angel ☆

sometimes into ༊彡⬭ 𓈒 I

☆ somnophilia ☆ olfactophilia ☆ piss kink ☆ arm kink ☆ dry humping ☆ virgin! character ☆ best friend! character ☆ kidnapping kink ☆ thigh fucking ☆ sub! character ☆ sex toys ☆ period sex ☆ orgy ☆ drunk sex ☆ angst ☆ fluff ☆ sex pollen ☆ under the table ☆ noncon play ☆ polyamory ☆ predator/prey kink ☆ bondage ☆ sensory deprivation ☆ fake relationship ☆ cuckhold ☆ pet play ☆ cockwarming ☆ nicknames: babydoll, doll, honey, hon ☆

not into ༊彡⬭ 𓈒 I

☆ tentacles ☆ age regression ☆ professor x student ☆ childhood bedroom ☆ self-harm ☆ suicide ☆ ai ☆ pedophilia ☆ incest ☆ underage characters ☆ race play ☆ race exclusive features ☆ eating disorders ☆ depression ☆ getting caught masturbating and moaning out a name ☆ financial domination ☆ scat ☆ gay for pay ☆ age play ☆ wax play ☆ pegging ☆ feet content ☆ food play ☆ male! reader ☆

#requests #please read before sending #lola: info #thanks my love !

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sergeifyodorov · 5 months

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is jhughes masc AF

to him yes... in his head he's tom of finland butch like buff cockprint in the leather pants Butch. like thats his self image when hes feeling himself he knows hes like the pinnacle of malegender hes doing it like nobody else.

when hes not feeling himself (or when nico is looking at him or when he's standing next to someone taller that isn't luke (dorky little brother by default and therefore exempt from fighting 4 masc socialstatus) or when hes existing next to an attractive woman that isn't impressed by him) he's Not masc hes sooo skinny and barefaced and TOTALLY 5'11 and like he's still in this "i'm masc and the best" era Outwardly but like he knows. he Knows he's a twink who can't grow a beard as good as quinn or nico and that like. hurts him. and he's always been this kind of hypersexual fratboy (the tzegras effect) so that kind of layers into it. like im kind of girly -> but all the girls wanna fuck me -> but do they? bc i look like a girl -> but all the guys wanna fuck the ppl that look like girls -> AM I GAY AND/OR A GIRLGUY

#asks #slowly parsing all my high school trauma rn but have this meditation...#jack hughes

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parkerpeter24 · 2 years

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the loving game

pairing ➳ frat!tom x reader (smau)

tom holland, the most wanted fratboy in your campus, had already decided that he’d never fall for anyone but he can barely resist your smile, much less the little music notes you draw on top of his notes when you get paired for a project. the only problem? your brother might not like the whole ordeal.

okay so after lots and lots of thinking i’ve decided that i wanna post this even if it is the most cringy thing idek 😭✨ i do hope some people like it!

disclaimer ➳ i do not pose to be any of the people/characters stated in these series, these are just face claims made for storytelling and entertainment purposes and not meant to hurt anyone’s sentiments.

warnings ➳ loads of cringe, fluff, lil bit of angst

➳ intros

➳ one

➳ two

➳ three

➳ four

➳ five

➳ six

➳ epilogue

･｡ﾟ☆: *. taglist | main masterlist .* :☆ﾟ.

taglist: @httphollands @the-girl-in-the-chair @spideyspeaches @prancerrparkerr @hollandslittlekoala @usergarfields @theglitterymess @quaksonhehe @lowkey-holland @starlight-starks @piscesparker @didthebadthing @wildxwidow @blankspaceblankday @raajali3 @kelieah @mcushvft @tommyfroggie @saturnpeter @ellabellabus07 @comfort-reads @uwiuwi

#tom holland #tom holland x reader #tom holland x you #tom holland imagine #frat!tom holland #social media au #tom holland smau #frat!tom x reader #tom holland fluff

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luckybyler · 2 years

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I made two song charts based on ST characters' music tastes, as per their playlists. How did I do?

The first one is based on songs from up to 1989, and the second one on songs from 1990 to the present.

The songs in red are the ones that define each character's musical taste. The ones from the first chart are the first songs in each of their playlists, except in Max's case, which is Running Up That Hill for obvious reasons. For the characters that have no playlists, Eddie's and Argyle's are the songs that identified them, and in Robin's, Erica's, and Murray's cases, I had to take a wild guess. I went from that and extrapolated it in order to make both charts.

The songs in black are the intersections between the characters' musical tastes. Basically, if two characters were in a car and this song came up on the radio, both of them would enjoy it. Here's a summary of how I viewed each character:

El: She's pure pop, bubblegum, euphoria, and joy to explore the world. She provides a little magical flair to other people's music. It's Eleven, bitch!

Will: I thought it would be hard because his music taste stems from Jonathan's, but his style actually seems pretty defined. He looks like he will grow into a hipster style. He probably listened to your favorite band before it was cool.

Mike: I had a rule for him: No US artists, only the rest of the world. He watches the FIFA World Cup, has an opinion on the Gallagher feud and uses the metric system. And judging by his playlist, he's also severely depressed (oopsie!). Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

Dustin: He likes to party, and he likes technology. He's not averse to feeling, but prefers it wrapped up in a sick beat. Work hard, play hard.

Lucas: He's funky, but also nerdy. His heart broke when Kanye went off the deep end. He's the fratboy of an academic-minded college, he's the book-smartest of his basketball team.

Max: She's all about ska, skater culture, and California, although she has a more poppy, feminine side as well.

Erica: I can't shake the idea of her as a little girl, even though realistically she'd be in her late 40s right now. So she brings out a fun, childlike vibe to our matrix.

Nancy: She's a powerful woman, and her music reflects that. Her taste is more eclectic, and a little grown-up.

Jonathan: Whereas Will grows into hipster rock, somehow Jonathan was grunge since 1983, and remains so to this day. Rock is not dead.

Steve: He likes to move it, move it. He tried to recreate Tom Cruise's dance scene from Risky Business and openly flirts with his wife, even decades after getting married. He's sexy and he knows it.

Robin: Lilith Fair-core. She's proud and loud (as much as she can be, anyway).

Eddie: Surprisingly (or not?) the hardest to match. Metalheads tend to be purists, and I had to make him influenced by the others, who have way different tastes from him. This is a pretty open-minded version of him (death has a way of doing that to you).

Argyle: I was gonna write a description of him, but then I got high.

Joyce: A total mom, but she tries to keep up with the times. She loves a good ballad, but definitely knows how to have fun as well.

Hopper: He's all country and Grandpa rock. He's weathered and rough, and that's reflected in his music taste.

Murray: Shame is a word that doesn't exist in his vocabulary. He likes what he likes and does what he needs to do, to hell with societal expectations. He's a master at revealing the truth, and that extends to music.

#stranger things #byler #jane hopper #will byers #mike wheeler #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #erica sinclair #nancy wheeler #jonathan byers #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #st argyle #joyce byers #jim hopper #send me asks related to this playlist

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annab-recs · 2 years

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what i read this month - september ‘22

❀ = nsfw/mature content, minors dni

reminder to read the warnings before a fic & remember to support writers & reblog :)

organized alphabetically by fandom, then by pairing, then by author

stranger things

at night when light is fading - @harringtown

summary: au based on fair by the amazing devil (aka eddie falls in love thats it thats the fic)

eddie munson x reader, oneshot, genre: fluff

waking up with eddie blurb - @harringtown

summary: fluffy eddie goodness

eddie munson x reader, blurb, genre: fluff

never even noticed rooms were made bright by you - @harringtown

summary: eddie likes the reader, the reader likes eddie, and it just takes a near death experience or two to figure it out (aka friends to lovers w a dash of angst)

eddie munson x reader, oneshot, friends to lovers

get the darkness to dance - @harringtown

summary: eddie has a nightmare & reader comforts him (aka some angst, some fluff, and a touch starved eddie getting the affection he deserves)

eddie munson x reader, oneshot, genre: fluff/hurt comfort

long island iced tea - @luveline

summary: you call your boyfriend eddie from a party in need of saving. or, you lose your t-shirt under mysterious circumstances and eddie has to get you dressed and take you home

eddie munson x reader, oneshot, genre: fluff

you get jealous - @appocalipse

summary: steve tries to mend your anger when you're jealous

steve harrington x jealous!reader, blurb

steve harrington must die - @harringtown

summary: three of steve harrington’s exes set up their former boyfriend to fall in love with the reader, so they can break his heart (aka introductions, general set up, and a laser tag date)

steve harrington x reader, series (ongoing), john tucker must die au, fake dating, genre: fluff/angst

sleepless night - @underoossss

summary: steve loves to cuddle, so when you can’t sleep, he comes to find you

steve harrington x reader, blurb, genre: fluff

tom holland & co

the loving game - @parkerpeter24

summary: tom holland, the most wanted fratboy in your campus, had already decided that he’d never fall for anyone but he can barely resist your smile, much less the little music notes you draw on top of his notes when you get paired for a project. the only problem? your brother might not like the whole ordeal

frat!tom holland x reader, smau series (complete), college au, genre: fluff

dad!tom blurb - @sunshinehollandd

summary: cuddling with your twins and tom on a cozy sunday morning

dad!tom holland x reader, blurb, genre: fluff

top gun: maverick

baby's baby - @topguncortez

summary: bradley imagined a lot of things happening when he turned 18, one of them was not getting his best friend pregnant after a one night stand

bradley "rooster" bradshaw x pregnant!mitchell!reader, genre: fluff/angst

#what i read this month #read: september 2022

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say-narry · 2 years

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Oiie, eu queria pedir um prompt smut com o Harry com o 6,8 e 11. Ele e a s/n já são namorados mas estão brigados a alguns dias (eles não moram juntos) e são convidados para uma festa na piscina na casa de um amigo da faculdade. Eu amo seus imagines, você escreve muito bem! ❤️

Miamore! Muito obrigada e peço perdão pela grande demora! Espero que goste!

Hands on me

nota da autora: demorou mas chegou! Se quiserem participar da taglist, me envie uma mensagem!

quotes: 6: Você tem me dado várias olhadas na última meia hora - tempo para me mostrar o que, exatamente, estava em sua mente. / 8: Morda o lábio mais uma vez, eu te desafio/ 11: “Deus, eu amo suas mãos” “vamos colocá-las em bom uso, então”

avisos: masturbação feminina, palavrões.

personagens: harry!fratboy x leitora

masterlist | converse comigo

Última redação antes das férias? Entregue!

— Ta, mas você tinha me prometido ir na festa da piscina.

— Eu estava bebada, Thomas. – revirei os olhos abaixando a tela do notebook – E Harry e eu tínhamos algo, agora nem sei o que temos…

— Harry sente sua falta. - Tom sussurrou - Ele só está fazendo drama, você sabe como ele é…

— Por isso mesmo. – Fechei minha mochila e me levantei da mesa da biblioteca – Ele é seu melhor amigo, eu sei que ele ama as festas da piscina… Fora que eu estou cansada, quero dormir até mais tarde antes de viajar.

— Entendi, mas faça um esforço. – os olhinhos de Tom sorriram pra mim – Boas férias, de qualquer forma!

— Até o próximo semestre, Tom!

Me despedi com um aceno e fui direto pra república, onde minhas colegas de quarto começaram a fazer a lavagem cerebral pra que eu fosse na festa.

— Ele só é mais um na fila do pão, S/n! Não seja tonta de se privar disso. – Jess reclamou e as outras garotas concordaram.

— Não é nem privar, é que sei lá… – massageei meus ombros – Nossa briga foi justamente por causa desse tipo de festa… Preciso de um tempo, sinceramente!

— Nós achamos que você deveria ir e foda-se o que o Styles falou, você sabe que não beijou ninguém nem naquela brincadeira, somos testemunhas que o Jackson só tentou, mas você o barrou. – Brie rebateu e eu concordei.

— Vou pensar, está bem? Amo vocês e não se preocupem comigo!

Subi as escadas da fraternidade e me coloquei no quarto, que pela minha sorte, eu o tinha só pra mim.

Eu estava no quarto semestre da faculdade e havia conhecido Harry no terceiro. Fomos muito cúmplices a princípio, era só uma ficada mas Harry queria algo a mais, então começamos a namorar em um mês.

No mês seguinte, fomos a uma festa e tudo já desmoronou. Nas festas da faculdade sempre tinha um jogo de azaração e traição, mas isso não se aplicava para nosso relacionamento.

Eu estava apenas acompanhando o jogo quando Jackson, amigo de Harry tentou me beijar devido ao desafio do jogo. Eu o empurrei e ele pediu desculpas, mas com uma súplica ele pediu pra que eu o abraçasse e fingisse algo pra que ele não precisasse pagar a aposta.

Pra mim, era normal abraçar meus amigos e foi o que eu fiz. Ele agradeceu e voltou comemorando, mas eu não contava com um Harry ciumento e surdo.

Longe dos amigos, nós discutimos e ele não acreditou nas minhas palavras. Depois de alguns minutos, aquilo não fazia mais diferença. Peguei meu smartphone e fui embora.

Jackson tentou falar com ele, minhas amigas também e os demais do jogo, mas segundo todos eles, Harry não quis ouvir.

Passaram meses desde tudo. Eu não ia atrás dele e nem ele atrás de mim. Talvez fosse melhor assim.

Eu precisava estar com alguém que confiasse em mim, que soubesse o quanto eu sou carinhosa com quem eu tenho apreço e não iria mudar, pois não é um defeito.

Se fosse pra recomeçar e conhecer outra pessoa que entrasse isso, eu iria.

— Sem gritaria. – Murmurei para Tom que ergueu os braços em comemoração quando me viu.

— Que bom que veio! – Ele disse baixinho e nós rimos – Bebidas no frigobar, sanduíches e snacks na mesa! Piscina logo ali, como pode ver!

— E Harry Styles? – Passei meus olhos pelos rostos conhecidos, mas nenhum era ele.

— Não vem, acho que ficou de recuperação na materia da Georgia.

Assenti e me juntei aos meus amigos.

Eu estava de biquíni com um shorts jeans curto, óculos de sol e o cabelo preso em um coque.

Peguei uma long neck e comecei a conversar com o pessoal.

Jackson me lançava um olhar de culpa que eu tratei logo de mudar com algumas piadas.

Mais algumas pessoas chegaram, eu estava com os pés mergulhados na piscina e o Dj de Tom estava animando a todos.

— Styles! – Ouvi Tom gritando e revirei olhos sem mover minha atenção.

Minha festa tinha acabado de terminar.

Permaneci conversando com o pessoal, comia algumas snacks que vez ou outra passava entre nós e olhava minhas redes sociais.

— Morda o lábio mais uma vez, eu te desafio. – Ouvi e senti o hálito de alguém próximo a minha orelha e segurei meu smartphone mais firmemente.

Virei meu corpo minimamente e obviamente era o Styles.

Seus joelhos dobrados deixavam ele quase na minha altura. Ele usava um bermudão amarelo, um boné com a aba virada para trás e suas tatuagens, que eu adorava beijar, em exposição.

— Não foi um jogo de verdade e desafio que nos trouxe nessa situação? – Voltei minha atenção aos demais que estavam conversando na piscina, dando um gole na minha cerveja.

— É… Se a gente pudesse conversar… – Ele pediu e eu bati meus pés na água, esnobando-o.

— Quando eu quis falar, você não quis me ouvir. Talvez seja tarde.

Ouvi Harry bufando e um risinho escapou pelos meus lábios.

— Por favor, darling… Por favor… – senti uma de suas mãos na minha cintura, acariciando, fazendo com que eu ajeitasse minha postura.

Ergui meu óculos de sol e coloquei na minha cabeça.

— Você tem 5 minutos.

Harry e eu fomos para o quarto de Tom, o único que estava vazio a essa altura da festa.

Me sentei na cama de Tom e cruzei os braços. Harry puxou a cadeira da escrivaninha do nosso amigo e se sentou de frente pra mim, ele tirou os óculos escuros e colocou-os do meu lado.

— Eu… Eu… – ele mexi as mãos tentando tirar palavras – Eu tinha preparado tudo pra falar, mas acabei esquecendo, sei lá…

— Você tem me dado várias olhadas na última meia hora - tempo para me mostrar o que, exatamente, estava em sua mente. – Provoquei – Só fale, Harry.

— Perdão. – suas íris esverdeadas me encararam – Eu fui um moleque nas minhas ações da última vez que estivemos juntos. Surtei de ciúmes e não me orgulho disso.

Arqueei a sombrancelha, como se aquilo fosse óbvio.

— Só isso? Seus minutos estão acabando. – Continuei com os braços cruzados abaixo dos meus seios, onde Harry revezava o olhar entre meu rosto.

— Me perdoe por não ter acreditado em você, é que sei lá, eu sinto algo tão grande por você que me deixou louco ver você abraçando Jackson. Você sorrindo pra ele…

— Não é a primeira vez que você me vê abraçando um dos nossos – enfatizei a última palavra – amigos.

— Eu sei, eu sei… Mas você rindo com ele me apareceu que a qualquer momento você pode ser feliz com qualquer outra pessoa enquanto eu sou só feliz com você.

Maldito Styles que sabe como derreter meu coração.

— Se a gente for continuar nisso, você vai ter que entender que eu abraço meus amigos, dou risada com eles, mas não quer dizer que eu não sou feliz com você.

Harry esticou os braços e suas mãos fizeram carinho na minha cintura.

— Desculpe, baby… - ele me deu um selinho – Eu vou aprender a me comportar.

Estreitei os olhos e mordi o lábio inferior.

Harry sorriu malicioso e selou nossos lábios.

Eu deitei na cama de Tom enquanto Harry vinha por cima de mim, deixando seu peso pressionar contra meu corpo. A festa continuava lá fora, mas pouco me importava.

Sua boca começou a percorrer o caminho do meu pescoço até o fio do meu biquíni. Ele mordia e puxava-o, minhas mãos deslizava sobre o cabelo dele assim que me livrei do boné.

— Senti sua falta, S/n. Senti tanto…

Minhas pernas entrelaçaram em sua cintura enquanto ele se mantinha pressionada sobre meu ponto. Eu conseguia sentir o formato do seu membro já excitado se esfregando sobre meu jeans.

Harry levantou mínimamente meu corpo e desenformou o laço, tirando com raiva a parte de cima do meu biquíni.

Suas pupilas dilataram como um felino, Harry se curvou e começou a dar lambidas sobre minhas auréolas e sugar os meus mamilos.

Eu o apertava contra mim com as minhas pernas, minhas mãos fazendo um carinho em seus cachos enquanto meus olhos estavam fechados e os arrepios percorriam pelos meus braços e um friozinho na barriga passava rapidamente.

Senti as pontas dos dedos de Harry deslizarem por minha barriga e seus lábios vieram de encontro ao meu pescoço, que deixei amostra sem pensar.

— Eu te quero tanto, S/n…

Eu ainda continuava de olhos fechados, mas involuntariamente abri mais minhas pernas. Senti Harry deslizar pra ficar ao meu lado, um braço dobrado apoiando seu corpo e o outro prendendo contra cama.

Ouvi Harry desabotoar meu shorts e descer o pequeno zíper. Seus lábios sugavam levemente a pele do meu pescoço e ele soltava gemidos quase silenciosos.

Eu estava a ponto de tremer de ansiedade e antecipação. Segurei o braço de Harry que estava por cima de mim e guiei sua mão para dentro do meu shorts, mas Harry deixou sua mão parada na parte debaixo do meu biquíni, seus dedos quase não me tocando e eu bufei.

Ele por sua vez soltou um risinho baixo e eu senti que ele me encarava.

— Abra os olhos, minha gatinha… – Harry beijou minha bochecha – Senão, não vou poder te ajudar.

Meu corpo estava arrepiado e minha respiração começou a pesar.

Abri meu olho esquerdo sentindo minhas bochechas queimarem e depois o olho direito.

Eu não era virgem, Harry e eu definitivamente já tínhamos feito isso, mas depois de algum tempo sem ele, parecia a primeira vez.

Harry me olhava intensamente, mas meu corpo pulou quando senti seu dedo deslizar e tocar no meu ponto sensível por dentro da calcinha.

— Deus, eu amo suas mãos!

— Vamos coloca-las em bom uso então!

Abri a boca em formato de “O” e segurei o braço dele, minhas pernas abriram mais e Harry, que estava de lado a essa hora, colocou uma de suas pernas por cima.

— Boa garota. - Ele sussurrou.

Harry manteve o rosto pressionado contra o meu pescoço enquanto seus dedos faziam movimento circulares no meu clítoris. Meu corpo inteiro estava arrepiado e vez ou outra eu envergava minha coluna devido aos espasmos. O frio na minha barriga aumentava a cada segundo.

Os dedos de Harry passaram pela minha entrada pegando um pouco da minha umidade e levando até meu ponto sensível, seus movimentos deslizam mais facilmente.

— Minha garota sempre molhadinha pra mim, você sentiu minha falta, baby? – Harry ergueu o rosto e me encarava, eu acenei rapidamente com a cabeça ainda concentrada em seus movimentos. – Certeza? Não me convenceu…

Os movimentos foram ficando mais lentos e demorados, diminuindo minha excitação e aumentando meu nervosismo.

— Senti sua f-falta sim, H. – Minha mão que estava ao lado de Harry agarrou a barra de seu shorts e a outra cobriu sua mão que estava em mim, pressionando pra que ele voltasse ao que era antes. - Mais, por favor…

Harry sorriu travesso, exibindo suas covinhas. Ele tirou sua mão de mim e empurrou meu shorts pra baixo, deixando-os enganchados nos meus tornozelos, assim como minha calcinha do biquíni.

Os lábios de Harry trabalhavam em um dos meus seios, meus olhos estavam fechados a essa hora e meu corpo apenas ondulava na cama e minhas pernas abriam ainda mais, da maneira que o shorts nos meus tornozelos permitiam.

A língua de Harry lambia meu mamilo, sugando e brincando com ele, minhas unhas agora estavam fincadas nos lençóis.

Harry traçou uma trilha de beijos até minha orelha novamente, ele estava ofegante e eu podia sentir seu membro duro sendo pressionado contra minha coxa.

— Você quer gozar, amor? – Harry gemeu.

— S-sim! - Engoli em seco, minha testa já estava suada e meu corpo quente.

Harry aumentou a velocidade dos seus movimentos, senti dois de seus dedos abrindo meus grandes lábios e um dedo esfregando meu ponto sensível de um lado para o outro. Comecei a gemer baixo, virei meu rosto pra Harry, que beijava meus lábios lentamente, dando mordidinhas.

— Goza amor, eu sei que você quer muito isso…

Minha mão foi diretamente para o braço de Harry, minhas unhas fincando em sua pele e minhas costs envergando enquanto minhas pernas tremiam de forma violenta.

Minha umidade já estava escorrendo, minha respiração descompassada, senti como se um nó estivesse desatando dentro de mim. Meus olhos fecharam com força, um gemido alto saiu da minha garganta e pra minha sorte, o pessoal da festa gritou comemorando sobre alguma coisa.

— Ha-Harry…

Assim que minha alta foi baixando, Harry continuava massageando meu clítoris, forcei minhas pernas a se fecharem pois eu desmairia se ele continuasse me tocando.

Ouvi um risinho vindo de Harry, meus olhos o fitaram, ele estava vermelho e suando, eu não deveria estar muito diferente mas ao menos eu estava mais relaxada, enquanto Harry ainda estava duro como uma rocha, seu membro marcado no shorts de banho significava isso.

— Estou perdoado? – Ele tirou a mão das minhas pernas e chupou os dedos, fechando os olhos e gemendo, como se tivesse saboreando um doce delicioso.

— Preciso mais do que um orgasmo… – Acariciei seu membro – Mas começou bem, pode apostar!

— Sem apostas, por favor! – Ele riu, relaxando na cama.

Taglist: @nihstyles @cachinhos-de-harry @zarry-fics

#harry styles smut #harry styles hot #imagines harry styles #harry styles

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Just finished the 50k words of angsty goodness and damnnn you saved up every angsty thought in your head over the past year and put into this one chapter 😂 poor Ri being stuck in the middle like a pawn this entire time and knowing all the parents are fighting over her. No wonder she couldn’t eat while debating if she should bring it up 😭She definitely knew Kate would instantly shut it down unless something seriously wrong had happened. Now she’s witnessing round 2 of it beginning again. I hope she won’t blame herself and doesn’t think Yelena doesn’t consider her a daughter the same way Russelsprouts (loved that one!) is her son.

Fuck Tom in all this. He’s trash but you said he’s a good dad to Ri and I’d be pissed too if I thought I was losing custody of my kid, so I get it. I’m about 55% Team Yelena because I definitely think both sides have great intentions but don’t see those intentions in each other’s actions. Yelena, so used to seeing Kate babying Tom and letting him throw his tantrums while she’s always yelled at to back off, sees it as Kate letting Tom get his way again because “it’s easier than dealing with his tantrums”. Kate sees Yelena, who always gets into pissing matches with Tom instead of not engaging or deescalating it, as finally having her chance to put the final nail in this “competition” they have. Kate thinks Ri is just saying this in a normal teenager “you upset me or it’s not as fun here, I want to go to the other parent’s house” rather than what Yelena sees as a “there’s illegal things happening, fighting, and things being broken from these fights…this isn’t a healthy environment for Ri and she’s obviously uncomfortable and trusting us to take care of her”. So I definitely see the tricky way you wove all this in where you’re constantly reminding us that yes, it’s fiction but like most situations in life there’s no 100% right/wrong person in this fight. Kate is right that Yelena should’ve waited until they had time to talk it out. Yelena did this THE. NEXT. DAY. Not even 24 hours after it got mentioned and before they had time to even have one real conversation about it. The short one before bed wasn’t a full conversation where they had time to think it all over and talk it out with clear heads. This is something they probably should’ve talked out during a therapy appointment before any of this happened since it’s a hot topic for them to begin with and one they never fully see eye to eye on. I’m siding mostly with Yelena because Ri is more mature than most kids her age so if she’s this nervous about bringing it up and is doing it this seriously, then she’s thought hard about it, probably for quite awhile before bringing it up. She’s not doing it on a whim and that’s more of her home and a loving home environment so it makes sense she’d want to stay. Yelena had HORRIBLE execution for this, but I’ve always leaned more towards her side about how letting Tom get his way to avoid tantrums or “just let it go because his feelings are still hurt…7 years after their separation” has only done them more harm than good over the years. But bonus points to Kate for calling out Yelena on running out on their family again after promising she wouldn’t after yeeting to Russia with no warning.

Does Ri ever say what illegal things are happening? My guess is drugs, not the insane ones but Fratboy Kate adjacent.

golden child...you officially have a sibling. two golden children! lol

i love all of this. thank you for being thorough. it's fun for me to know what you guys are thinking and reacting to, especially on the ones where im not just shooting the shit like ive been all day. like that chapter was WERK.

and yeah "illegal things" is they just do drugs haha. some of her cousins also probably sell some pot on the side. small time shit like that. but she's a super square, straight edge kid so she's like "911 ILLEGAL THINGS ARE TRANSPIRING AROUND ME". it's not like her grandma's house is a meth lab lol

#kymau #anonymous #answers

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adultswim2021 · 1 year

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Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! #2: “Friends” | February 18, 2007 - 11:45PM | S01E02

Hey! It’s another episode of the Tim And Eric show. How about that! I don’t know if I actually want to go segment by segment; I’m gonna hone in on a Robot Chicken approach here; ignoring the very short bits unless they grab me (Whores Milk, Balls, and Bloody Balls - what am I going to say about them?).

I have a personal theory that the second episode of most shows have a very high likelihood of being disappointing. I have probably posited this theory on every second episode I’ve covered on this blog. To me, if a second episode holds up roughly as good or better than the first, that is a GREAT sign. This one is pretty fucking strong.

The show opens with Cinco Balls Insurance, which in lesser hands could come off as dumb fratboy humor featured on the loathsome CollegeHumor.com. As Eric points out in the commentary track, the fact that the midget spins away with his arms up adds the Tim And Eric Touch, arguably a better name for the show. Imagine it (with purpose): “The Tim And Eric Touch”. Wow. This bit comes back later and bookends the show! See, this isn’t just random nonsense! It’s recurring nonsense! The man in the ad (Prance Stuard) is played by Ron Stark, and he will be a familiar face in the series. He’s actually pretty great, and seems relatively “with it”.

The hosting bit here is Tim and Eric are sporting fake tans, black turtlenecks, and attempting to be professional presenters, with Ron Lynch announcing their names before each segment. You don’t actually see Tim and Eric talk, and the idea of them trying to be professional isn’t actually communicated in the episode itself. In fact, this originally did have more to it: Eric questioned the effectiveness of this new (to them) approach hosting the show, and Tim was insistent that this is how you make professional television. This is all on the DVD as a special feature. In it’s original cut, Tim presents hidden footage of Eric saying that if the episode isn’t successful, that he’ll let the midget from the Cinco Balls Insurance ad punch him in the nuts. ALL off this pretense is cut out, so at the end the midget just shows up for no reason, and there’s not even a hint of the conflict between Tim and Eric. It’s also MUCH MUCH FUNNIER as-aired. One of the many examples where editing saved a Tim And Eric sketch.

NOTABLE: This costume and set is a lot like the hosting bits they did for the Tom Goes to the Mayor DVD extras, and some of that footage wound up in promos for the show (which show? Tom Goes or Awesome Show? I forget. Sorry). Whether this is the actual same shooting session or not is vague to me, therefore unknowable for the rest of all time. I’m actually taking this from the commentary track, where Tim & Eric bring up the Tom Goes to the Mayor DVD. I should have rewatched those bits, but, (j/o hand gesture).

Do Dah Doo Doo is the introduction of Ron Auster as Pierre, who sings a vaguely menacing song instructing children to dance and think about their dads. This is text book Tim & Eric. It’s crappy-looking, almost realistically so, and the urging of Pierre asking the kids in song “Think About Your Dad. What’s your dad like? I wanna meet that dad!” is creepy, but not in any significantly criminal way on a children’s instructional tape. It’s uncanny creepiness, maybe the funniest kind. This bit ends with Pierre swearing at the kids for bringing rotten meat into the studio.

ASIDE: I have been to multiple Tim & Eric live shows. One was an all-ages show, and one was a 21+ show. The audience for the 21+ show was full of assholes who’d heckle Tim & Eric’s roster of, uh, “outsider” “artists” and eventually it devolved into them heckling Tim & Eric as well. The all-ages show, full of annoying, awkward teens, was beautiful. Honestly, seeing a bunch of kids genuinely star struck meeting David Liebe Hart was life-affirming (though I hope he didn’t get too close to them). Ron Auster grabbed me and my friend by the shoulders and yelled something like “THIS IS IT BABY! THIS IS THE NIGHT!”. He seemed so happy and stoked to be part of it. Just a wonderful, hilarious guy.

Another running sketch (which is where we see Gibbons and Friendy on a TV screen for a few seconds) is one where Tim sends Eric a letter telling him he’s dying of Limp Lip, a fatal degenerative disease where you face rots off starting with the lips. Tim sends along a horrifying photo. He asks his friends not to send anything. Eric responds by sending him an ornamental hot dog to symbolize their friendship and love, urging him not to eat it. When we see Tim, we find out his Limp Lip is a hoax, and he just wanted to get his friends to send him stuff. He immediately eats the hot dog, which is almost certainly rotten. Pierre shows up on TV with a PSA about rotten meat being deadly, and to “keep your meat ice cold”. A post-credits scene reveals Tim contracted limp lip and died from the hot dog, with a creepy, animated, digital smile popping up on his face.

Rounding out what else is on here: The Married news prank Brule into thinking Wayne has passed, interrupting his segment on cool cars. You can tell Steve is so excited to talk about cool cars. It’s so funny. When the prank is revealed, Brule flips out, running into a corner of the studio and spinning rapidly. This is one of my favorite moments on the show, the spinning. It’s just so goddamn funny. So thematic, this episode (the balls guy spun, remember? He spun in. There were no survivors.)

There’s the first “Where’s My Chippy?” bit, we find him, don’t worry! FUN STORY (MAYBE): one time, my friend (the same one mentioned from before, the one that got grabbed by Ron Auster with me) once got really exasperated trying to remember what Chippy’s name was and started stumbling on his words and eventually settled on: “YOU KNOW! THE POOPY MONSTER??” I am trying to hang out with him again lately and it keeps not working out, I wonder if he figured out that I’m GOING CRAZY.

Then there’s “Writin’ a Jingle”, where Tim & Eric compose the catchy “Rolo Tony Brown Town”. This is another bit of silliness that carried over from their website. There was a page of jingles they wrote for companies in a similar vein. It’s funny to me when they do their Papa Johns bit, or their Shrek 3 bit, that people ever sincerely mistake it for actual selling-out. One of the last things I did before the Novel Coronavirus Global Pandemic of 2020 was attend the Tim & Eric live show, which coincidentally involved a disease outbreak, which required the audience to be quarantined. Quarantining was in store for us mere days later. That show was jokingly sponsored by a real health insurance company, and even that got them shit. Also, this was the last time I saw my friend, the one I mentioned two times already, in person. Damn, I need to call him. He said he wanted to hang out! You know, work schedules and all. I’m just saying this outloud on my blog to make myself do it. I’ve been bad at being friends. The name of this episode.

MAIL BAG

I’m hella stoned right now and forgot what bags I covered so hopefully i don’t miss or skip any. KON WROTE:

EPHEMERA CORNER: Boston Mooninite Panic (January 31, 2007) Primarily famous for being the first time my dad was ever made aware of Adult Swim. Honestly that was the first time I felt like Adult Swim had "made it."

I don’t know how to unbold or unitalisize this text. Ahh! Tumbler is telling me i have to pay 5 dollars to unlock this or else I’m “g*y”. Anyway, this is a great call, and I’m sorry I missed it. I’m pissed off that I did. I actually didn’t do a whole lotta research for EPHEMERA, please make sure I don’t forget about whatever other terrorism happened on Adult Swim’s watch.

Love your little deep dive into fake shows. Reminds me that around this time Garth Marenghi's Darkplace was finally getting recognized outside the UK. A fake show on it's own but had the mind to put a talking head wrapper around it with the "actors" that I think set it apart from shows like Saul and often the best comedy bits came from that. If Darkplace was only show within the show I think it would've not been fondly remembered at all (like Saul).

I think it would be very fun to compile a (hey! I did it! I’m no longer bolded somehow! WOW NICE) definitive list of fake shows, and include which tier they are (MOVIE-TIER) (SHOW-TIER) (REAL-TEIR-PARODY) (REAL-TEIR) and the Most top tier would just be that Blazing Saddles TV Show that Warner Bros. made but didn’t release just to retain the sequel rights)

That's My Bush was so fucking funny dude

I legit loved it back then but I don’t know if I would now. My Fake Show of choice was Let’s Bowl. In fact, the first Saul write-up was originally gonna be me talking all about Let’s Bowl as the one example of what a “fake show” and decided to flesh out that concept. It’s just... wow! What a concept!

#adult swim #adultswim2021 #tim and eric awesome show great job

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