Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Morning Star and I have lustrous ebony black hair (that’s how I chose my name, considering my creator didn't give me one) with white streaks that reaches my mid-back and watery yellow eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Adam, the first human in existence (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Milton but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a reanimated corpse but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale yellow skin barely covering the workings of my muscles and arteries. I’m a miserable wretch(in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather coat, animal skins and black combat boots. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I don't need lipstick because my lips are naturally black. I was walking outside in the Arctic. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Victor Frankenstein stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
I should write a modern adaptation of Frankenstein where nothing is changed but instead of finding Paradise lost, the sorrows of Werther and Plutarch’s lives of ancient Greeks and Romans, the creature just listens to a lot of The Smiths!!