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shimmershae · 3 years
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Just watched the episode and I’m going to have a lot of thoughts for you, most of them probably bordering on incoherence (LOL) so this is your last chance to nope on out of this post because I’m going to go ahead and put everything else behind a cut to save the eyes that do not want to see any  spoilers at all.  Unlike mine, that very much wanted to see but in a lot of cases?  Could not see shit, but I digress.
Shae’s stream of consciousness coming at you in 3-2-1.  
First of all, can I saw how good it is to have my show back again?  Like, no.  I don’t quite have Season 5 levels of excitement about the new/last season, but it is definitely nice to have all these characters back.  
So all these thoughts of mine.  Okay.  Bear with me because there be a whole lot of them, lol.  
My immediate impression as the episode opened was WHOA.  Such a cool shot of Daryl with one light wing, one dark wing (representing the two sides to Daryl maybe--the man of honor versus the man he was raised to be, hmm?) looking out over some dark vista of something.  Seriously.  It’s dark.  My room is also dark at the moment and still I was squinting to see.  To make out what I’m “looking” at.  I really, really hope the rest of this season isn’t this hard to make out.  
Is that a tank?  Kinda sorta a callback to Rick’s first episode?  If so, cool.  If not, well.  Us fans have always put way more thought into things.  For real.  Change my mind.  
Holy intense eye contact, Batman!  Daryl Dixon has literally never looked at anyone--not BethusConLeah--in quite the same smoldering way as he looks at Carol.  It’s next level.  I don’t know why people be fooling themselves into thinking different.  
Let’s see.  I can make out--besides Daryl, Maggie, and that face mask dude I already forgot the name of--Kelly, Magna, Jerry (who’s that with him?), and Carol.  Sorry.  My world, like Daryl’s, inevitably narrows to Carol.  She’s loking fierce and fine AF per usual.  
Was that Rosita I noticed rewinding to relive Daryl eye-fucking Carol?  
I’m guessing this is the army base they talked about in 10C.  
That Walker perking up like “I smell food--pancakes and bacon and oohhhh” has me giggling inappropriately right off the bat.  WTF.  
Look at all my fabulous ladies tiptoeing through that Walker minefield.  And Carol spotting that gun that might be useful right away.  Listen, if you don’t think her mind ain’t always ten steps ahead of everybody else’s, you’d be wrong.  
So.  Are these Walkers just so old and feeble not even the call of fresh meat attracts them?  Because just tiptoeing through their midst without the knockoff Lady Gaga meatsuits or skin masks has never really worked before that I can remember.  
I just want to see most of this season.  Is that really too much to ask?  Don’t X-Files and Game of Thrones us, Angela.  Please and thank you very fucking much.  
Okay.  Is the one drop of blood thing making anybody else have 28 Days Later vibes?  Kinda?  Sorta?  No?  Just me?  Okay then.  Carry on.  
Wait a minute, though.  How they be explaining how Daryl keeeps acquiring all these new tats all the time?  Hmm?  It’s like they just quit giving a shit about continuity in these latter seasons.  
I mean.  Do Walkers sleep now?  LMAO.  What is this?  I guess they’re constantly evolving?  
There’s my baby Lydia.  Love my smol bean.  
Alright though.  I love to see the ladies of TWD kick some ass.  It’s very gratifying.  Gimps would never.  Thank you, Angela.  
Clever, resourceful, calm and collected, quick thinking Carol to the rescue!  Seriously.  Her haters must be withering away inside with absolute envy.  
Hey, ya’ll.  Remember when Carol was still mastering her sharpshooting skills at the Prison yard and shot at Rick’s feet?  Her little “sorry, sorry”?  LOL.  If Rick could only see her now.  Wait.  He already knew what so many of his stans refuse to acknowledge--Carol=ultimate survivor and true savior to the group many times over.  
Maggie’s got herself a gun, too.  Go my badass girls.  
Of course, Carol’s got everybody’s back.  Of fucking course, Daryl’s got hers even when everybody else seem frozen in some kind of awe or stupification or something.  Microcosm of the whole damn show right there.  
Carol’s like “here’s your knives, love of my life.”   
Eh.  Maybe that’s just me.  
Nah.  She’s totally thinking it, too.  
YAS!  YAS!  Norman Reedus and Melissa McBride with the top billing.  How very far my babies have come.  
Listen.  I miss all the characters we’ve lost.  Absolutely.  But I love the ones that are still with us, that have been with us for so very long so hard.  Whether I love their stories or decisions or not.  
Is that THE Alexandria sign?  That sign’s been through some shit.  
DOG!  Daryl kneeling to embrace our Grimes babies has me all up in my feels.  And how cute is Dog getting all excited and making sure he’s the first one there to welcome back, Daddy?  
Hershel is literally just as puppy dog cute as Glenn ever was.  Really some Grade A casting.  
What did Maggie call Mr. T?  Ducky?  Dougie?  Sometimes with Maggie?  I really cannot tell.  Anyway.  He’s Mr. T. for me until I find out differently, probably through rewatching with close captioning, lol.  
Maggie’s got more people.  So.  Some new redshirts to sacrifice for plot purposes.  I don’t know if I should bother learning their names or not. 
I seem to remember Meridian being mentioned in one of the episode synopses.  
Sophia’s hair tie around Carol’s neck will never fail to be an emotional throat punch.  My heart.  
“They come at night and by the time you see them, you’re already dead.”  Welp.  Guess that means we ain’t seeing shit for at least this first third of the season, lol.  Very horror-eque though.  
“You’re leaving to fight ghosts.”  Aaron, to Maggie.  So I see Aaron’s the type to get the hell outta Dodge when the Boogeyman comes calling, hahaha.  Least he was.  In the old world.  
Rosita’s pissed off expression at Gabe’s decision to volunteer for the so-called suicide mission gives me life.  
My baby Carol is tired AF of suicide missions.  You can tell.  Also?  Methinks she has something to prove to Daryl here.  Or at least feels like she does.  
Dog with his little tactical vest.  I love it.  
I guess I get why they had Carol and Rosita stay behind.  They had to more evenly split up the badassery to make things more fair and balanced, lol.  
Okay.  So Negan’s definitely earned everybody’s disdain.  But they’re being woefully short-sighted by not at least hearing the dude out.  Isn’t he at least native to the area?  
“That is God telling us to turn around.”  I’m actually on Negan’s side with this one, but Gabe answering him with “I’m pretty sure he would have run that past me first” has me howling with laughter.  Father Gabe has gone straight up savage in these last couple of seasons.  Rosita’s influence, perhaps?  
I see what Angela is doing.  Trying to make Negan the voice of reason.  In this particular case?  It’s kind of working.  I’m still ultimately on Maggie’s side with this though BECAUSE GLENN.  
Imagine showing up to work and unironically dressing like a storm trooper every day.  Excuse me while I LOL.  
Even in the ZA, there’s bullshit paperwork.  
“Pumpkin colored spacesuit.”  Good one, Ezekiel.  
LOL forever.  I love Princess.  
“Michonne.  Our Michonne shut people out of Alexandria for years.”  Timely reminder that choices aren’t always perfect.  Neither are people.  
WTF is reprocessing?  Sounds ominous.  LMAO at Eugene’s “Okay.  We gotta go.”  
What in the actual hell with all those bagged, squirming undead?  Creepy AF in that subway tunnel.  
Should I just go ahead and call that the Easter bunny?  We’ve had some version of it pop up since Season 1.  
Is it stubborn pride with Maggie or what?  Why go through with something when all signs point toward the wisdom of stopping?  You can argue that she’s acting similarly to Carol last season, but there’s a huge difference here folks.  Carol did her damndest to Lone Wolf that shit and minimize the danger to those she loved.  Maggie’s straight up enlisting those she “cares about” to carry out her mission of revenge or vengeance, what have you. Let’s see if she gets near the amount of hate for it.  Personally, I don’t blame her for her feelings one bit.  They are valid.  But her knowingly drawing the others into the game?  That’s my sticking point.  That’s how she and Carol differ, even if some people refuse to see or accept it.  Anyway.  Hopping right on off my soapbox.  
“Why don’t you get up on your little tippy toes and try?”  Omigosh, I’d dying.  When I tell you I about passed out with laughter, I do not exaggerate.  I should hate Negan forever and I do.  Really.  But I adore JDM and he frequently makes me LOL.  He’s made Negan entertaining if not completely redeemable since Angela took over and more layered so I say kudos.  
He has a point about Maggie playing dictator.  Damn you, show, for slanting the writing just that smidgen that makes Negan make sense over his victim.  I guess, though, it’s better this way.  Gives both characters more shades of gray.  
“He’s a dick but he makes sense.”  I feel like this is Angela calling us all out when we dare to harbor any lasting resentment toward Negan for what he did to Glenn.  
Speaking of--Negan.  You deserved Daryl’s punch to the mouth.  You just went a bridge too damn far.  
“Keep pushing me, Negan.  Please.”  Warning shots fired, Asshole.  You better watch yourself around the Widow Rhee.  
Have I mentioned how much I love Princess?  Her shipping the Commonwealth guards is killing me, lol.  I can’t wait ‘til she meets Carol and Daryl.  She’s going to have their number in two seconds flat.  
I like Ezekiel and Princess as a duo.  I’m not saying romantically necessarily.  I just like them in scenes together because they’re fun.  There’s sort of a protective indulgence Ezekiel seems to telegraph whenever they’re in scenes together.  Like he’s like don’t hurt this one.  I don’t know.  For all these words I’ve written, I can’t quite find the ones to adequately describe what I mean.  
The wall of the lost gives me such Battlestar Galactica feels.  What sad thoughts it inspires.  
Eugene in that Commonwealth gear.  Omigosh, lol.  So did they just sneak up and take Princess’s little Commonwealth ship’s gear when they were sneaking off on their own to have a quickie?  
Princess finding that note for Yumiko on the wall actually gave me chills.  Yeah.  I’m easy.  Just the suggestion of someone getting reunited with lost family gets me all up in my feels.  Yumiko saying “I have to stay”?  I felt that.  
Oh no.  Dog ran off!  Somebody protect my favorite fictional puppy.  Of course, Daryl goes after him.  He’s always been the sweet one.  Merle said it.  
Eh.  Negan taking Maggie’s hand at the end there would have smacked too much of Negan Sue and Maggie’s biggest plot of the season would have been prematurely dealt with so I get why they did what they did.  But c’mon.  It’s not really that big of a cliffhanger, is it?  
Okay, so Angela calls those sleeping beauty Walkers “Lurkers” and I get it.  Apparently they’re a bigger deal in the comics, but I really don’t remember seeing them all that much on the actual show.  Somebody jog my memory.  
Of fucking course, you can actually see what’s happening in the inside the episode clips.  I wish we could choose to view the episode with that lighting because some of us be blind.  And this time I mean in the more literal sense.  Not the figurative one.  
Anyway.  I’m going to stop trying to write a novel for ya’ll and move on to better things.  Like maybe a nap.  Maybe some early dinner.  I don’t know.  I’m tired AF and need a little recharge.    
Before I go, though?  Overall impression of the episode?  I liked it.  There were parts that I loved (all the ladies being badass, every second of Carol, Daryl reuniting with the Grimes babies and Dog, all things Princess, some of Negan’s one-liners about had me busting a gut, Rosita serving looks, Kelly and Lydia getting to be badass too) and parts I didn’t love (not being able to see a damn thing, Angela trying to tip the scales in Negan’s favor, not enough Carol or Aaron or Rosita, no reunion between Aunt Carol and the Grimes babies even though that picture floating around suggests it was at least shot, not being able to see a damn thing, all the Alexandria people playing follow the leader for Maggie when she’s been gone 6 years and Daryl’s right there--hell, even Father G deserves the honor over her because it’s obvious they’re not exactly on the same wavelength anymore).  
I don’t know about anybody else, but I’m just glad to have our show back.    
Later, lovelies.  
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thatdamnokie · 6 years
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today, i watched rocknrolla for the first time and kept a running tab of live commentary which can be found below the cut and is a stupid amount of ridiculous and will not make ANY sense unless you’ve also seen rocknrolla and like--have some vague memory of how the movie happens because this was all pretty much stream-of-consciousness or whatever.
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yoooo i dig the opening song. okay. off to a good start.
for real thought the dark castle logo was hogwarts fml
is that… mark’s voice?
who is this muscular motherfucker?
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BONG PIPE THING
that’s as tall as a toddler what the fuck
look at all these people in this movie!
THAT WAS MARK
mr. strong ladies and gentleman
… wait lenny looks super familiar, what else have i seen him in.
this all seems very complicated.
idris and gerard!
counselor’s cute too
why is everyone in this movie so fucking cute
WHERE ELSE HAVE I SEEN THIS GUY
every time mark speaks i jump
wait is that—gerard’s actual accent?
lenny, you are a terrifying dude.
and mark i want to ruffle your hair.
archie, that profile, sweet gracious.
… fuck he’s in the background and i just can’t stop looking at him.
this all sounds very, very complicated.
he calls him “len” omg
“do i look like a fucking immigrant” u h m
okay so pretty sure i don’t like lenny, they should just let archie be the leader
enter the russiannnsss
your sweater is dumb russian guy
i like his accent though
guys i don’t know enough about real estate hustling to be able to explain this to another person
aw sweet russian sweater man giving him his painting
… wait no camera man show me the painting
“whiskey is the new vodka” sure yuri whatever you say
lenny i can shoot whiskey better than you can you fucking bitch
dude you can’t hold your sauce can you?
archie
archie help him
fuck he is so handsome
that jawline
“famous archie smile” I WANNA SEE
dude you need to be nicer to people when whiskey makes you that sweaty?
… i’m sorry but i think i could outdrink arch’s boss???
bless whoever made mark narrator
yooooo stella!
i like her!
dude she looks boss as fuck
“i don’t feel like smiling”
dude a marriage of convenience where you don’t have regular sex sounds awful
“welcome to the—speeler?” did he say speeler?
tom!
some of the names in the opening credits didn’t look familiar but these faces do.
wait is gerard gay or was he making a joke?
that. accent. gracious.
just picture that growling in your ear. fuck, i want a british boyfriend guys. i mean it.
i like the color scheme of all this like everything’s—muted, but still classy?
okay i dig 1-2 and stella’s broship.
can you imagine just calling him twelve to save time
“just a black eye, nothing more.”
dude she has louboutins! or something like them! the ones with the red bottoms, i’m probably misspelling it.
hanging out at the country club. very classy.
arch, you’re all limbs.
… you’re also scary.
duuuuude he has a way of talking that just makes me nervous. like an undercurrent of a threat, things implied…
“in there like swimwear” i’m stealing that.
duuuuude lenny’s robe though?
i got office envy! look at that desk.
WHO FALLS BACKWARDS IN THEIR CHAIR
oh shit they took the painting
… that i still don’t know what it looks like, guys let me see it
len you are boned.
“and archie’s gonna have to go… to work.”
he is literally the tallest dude in every shot.
is he giving him slapping lessons rn.
… yes he is.
oh
oh
oh no
JESUS
ARCHIE
we do NOT HIT PEOPLE
gracious.
i’m torn because on one hand, that would probably really fucking hurt, his hands are probably as big as my fucking face
on the other hand—would i let mark strong slap me?
… maybe.
“but you keep the receipts because this ain’t the mafia”
idrisssss
fuck if he smiled at me like that i’d do whatever he said too
“everybody have fun tonight! <3” :D EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT
“now fuck off”
oh twelve
ugh all the style in this movie.
wardrobe goals.
i want that bag.
“… maybe.” bro you said that like you wanted the d, and i can’t say i blame you.
i like how yuri says london.
for a split second i thought that was tom holland???
ohhhhh what’s gonna happen now!
does everyone just like—drive mark around in these movies
OMG it’s the same money
this shit is hysterical
i want to mess his hair up. because if we were in public he’d probably hate it and tbh i’d be too scared to do it but maybe privately…
guys… i feel like i’d fit into the uk.
ohhhhh an INFORMANT
… oh that dude is cute!
oh that dude is CRAZY
oh, drugs, right. these are the drugs i do not do.
his name is TWELVE archie
see, he’s so good at being quietly threatening
his laugh is so… <3
i think ship stella and yuri—
oh FUCK i forgot she was married
he’s also gay as shit, yuri
dude she just got so sad…
“you devil”
oh duuuuuude
you want that v so bad and it is so obvious
they both have nice hands.
poor bob. :(
twelve you sweet scottish bastard.
OH
UHM
OKAY
that’s a twist.
twelve noooo
dude be cool
DUDE
DUDE THIS IS NOT HOW YOU HANDLE THIS
CALM DOWN
oh my god
duuuuude, twelve.
dude.
bob. bob honey i am so sorry.
is he crying? T.T
TWELVE DO SOMETHING
“no I’M FUCKING SORRY”
YEAH WELL YOU SHOULD BE
a—a poof?
is ‘poof’ a bad word?
guys i don’t know anything about british slang.
bob honey relax…
ohhhhh i’m not sure if that was a smart question to ask right that second.
archie, you’re so classy and wonderful and probably wouldn’t freak out on people like that. probably.
this van gentleman is so delightful ( i am so bad at names rn )
so his nickname is van gentleman.
TANK
there we go.
i like this broship.
in which arch continues to be all. fucking. leg.
OH SHIT
i was NOT PREPARED
“like most things american they’ve eaten the natives” i mean…
i really like his comparison of the crayfish and greed, but like… i also really want bbq now… (have you HAD bbq crayfish? shit’s delicious.)
also HOLY SHIT was not expecting them to be stuck on him like leeches? that’s terrifying.
archie has like—this hidden mercy about him… like he got a weird look on his face and i couldn’t tell if it had to do with the quid dude or putting the other guy back in with the crayfish.
it’s his STEPSON?
ohhhhh an american!
oh he is handsome.
mickey. <3
what else have i seen this rocker dude in…
“ladies of the pole”
mickey’s hat ftw
oh this fedora guy is cute.
JUNE
i love that name AND her bangs!
this movie was a phenomenal soundtrack
aaannnddd definitely thought that dude was masturbating for a second
wait is that the guy from the beginning?
LENNY
... wwwooooowwww
lenny is an ASSHOLE
LENNY
johnny, johnny honey you do not deserve this
why is this movie full of people who deserve better than they got???
LENNY don’t you DARE
that is NOT OKAY
FUCK YOU
gosh, kid, bless your heart…
SHOW ME THIS FUCKING PAINTING
there are so many different accents in this movie and all it’s doing is confirming the fact that i never left my “i want a boyfriend with a nice voice” phase
“guns nuns and cowboys” idk what this bonanza thing is but i’m in
johnny you are very scary and i’m sorry that your stepdad made you like this.
dude stop touching june?
“it’s tasty and exotic—a bit like your june.” lenny you’re disgusting.
that’s an intense line of questioning, lenny.
this fucking painting.
ARCHIE
STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROPHONE
oh my god
i literally just want him to never stop talking
omg bob.
dude twelve looks piiiiiiissed.
i think… i missed a part of the plot.
guys i want to be a part of this world but i’m only able to say that because no one’s very asked me to like… torture someone.
or sleep with someone gross.
victor you handsome bastard.
russian is such a guttural language i love it
FUCK YOU LENNY
at least you’re getting better at shooting your whiskey? fucking asshole.
like i like him less and less because he’s just GROSS you guys
jk could still outdrink him.
if you touch archie lenny i will reach through his screen and rip your face off.
i really wouldn’t be threatening someone who could snap you in half but okay
who the hell is cookie?
COOKIE
you look like a one-many party
omg where are your pants
cookie
cookie i love you you disaster of a man
omg i want to be invited to one of these parties
like just let me relax in a corner with an old fashioned and a cute boy
OHHH THEY FUCKED
OH
OKAY
that explains a lot
dude bob that’s—okay but like they thought he was going to prison, that was just an accident
wait does archie know?
dude stella i want to be your friend so you can help me with my wardrobe
… twelve. twelve what are you doing.
stella looks so fucking unimpressed
YEAH BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING
dude, stella, girl, i’m sorry
at least one of you can dance
oh bertie you gay as shit
stella why did you marry this man
i like this closed captioning thing they’re doing.
who. is. the. informant.
“and remember—i *am* dangerous.” yes you are baby.
bertie you are so awkward
bob. bobby no. D:
BOB
oh bertie don’t act like you didn’t like getting bossed around i saw it in your face
y’all he is fucking ENAMORED
i’d go see this guy live.
that bouncer wasn’t fucking around. one hit knockouts.
… john. johnny. what are you doing
JOHNNY DO NOT STAB THE BOUNCER
HE IS MAKING ME SO NERVOUS
HOLY SHIT
JOHNNY
ALL RIGHT COOL LET’S JUST SHANK THE BOUNCER
johnny you are batshit crazy
“fucking mutt” wait, what does that mean?
mumbles is a handsome man.
ohhhh this is an awkward conversation.
“made a pass.” right.
ohhhh. oh he knows.
twelve, dude, i’m sorry.
he looks so uncomfortable.
but hey like this means they didn’t fuck so that’s a thing?
boooob, sweetheart. <3
they’re all such good mixes of good and evil.
except lenny. fuck lenny.
ooooo that lady has pretty hair.
oh wait THAT’S cookie?
then who was pantsless homie?
this movie has such a big cast and i can keep track of like four people.
this club lounge place looks cool though.
he helped him get off the rock? that’s pretty rad.
p.s. this movie has a great soundtrack tbh.
all the same kiddos maybe just stick to weed and the occasional hallucinogens
say no to cocaine and crack
oh, johnny. :(
buddy.
holy SHIT this guy’s scars though!
DUDE
how many scars do these russian guys HAVE
… ADJNSJANSOAPSLKKJADSM
TRAIN
OKAY
WAIT NO TRUCK
JESUS
… more scars i guess?
… wait i wonder if archie has scars like that?
ohhhhh noooo yuri.
yuri did your friends die?
LENNY you’re racist and i do not like you.
oooohhhh why do i feel like so many bad things are gonna happen in the last part of this movie.
twelve you’re limping my baby who hurt you
… oh
OH
THAT is who hurt you
also i ship those two russian guys
i like how stella was apparently just watching the entire thing from a distance
and then has the audacity to critique him lmfao
holly shit right into a STOREFRONT
dude NONE of y’all are having a good day
this entire scene is fucking—something else
guns
knives
golf clubs
just
anything you can pick up and use as a weapon at all
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE THESE DUDES JUST INDESTRUCTIBLE
“ABANDON SHIP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES”
YEAH BITCH AGREED
OH SHIT COPS
BOB ARE YOU JUST GONNA WAVE LIKE THEY’RE YOUR BROS
THIS IS STRESSFUL
PARKOUR
bob you look like a puppy
and twelve looks like a zombie
and then there’s mumbles who just stole the coolest bike helmet i’ve ever seen
twelve, honey, you just can’t catch a break
dude russian guy is fucking RIPPED
kudos to who did the cinematography of this because it looks fucking cool
this is the slowest high-intensity chase i’ve ever seen
ripped and covered in blood. i dig it.
twelve you faker
oh hi ruskies
archie do you own any clothing that’s not black, grey or blue…?
fuck i love that jacket, but it’s so long it just makes him look even taller
LENNY
YOU NEED TO NOT BE SO FUCKING RACIST?
and get your hands off his testicles!
gracious.
everyone in this movie needs jesus.
johnny stop calling him pedro.
can…. can i see the painting please.
please.
guys.
this poor scottish guy.
yuri got cake.
johnny… sorta reminds me of freddie mercury in some of these shots? for like a few seconds at a time.
… okay so i’m full of dread between this monologue and what’s happening on the golf course.
lenny. buddy. you really got like. not do that. stop calling everyone immigrants
OH SHIT
GET HIM
GET HIM VICTOR
YOU GO BABY
this is a weird juxtaposition in terms of scenes though?
like
lenny getting his legs beat
and johnny’s super sad speech about the cigs
dude i can’t bring myself to feel bad for len.
wait where’s archie?
“and that is also why i cannot give that painting back.”
this is a set up for something really really bad.
and then they have moments where they act like dudes i know and i warm up to pete and johnny.
bobby stop fucking with that poor man. you’re gonna make him fall in love with you.
“i’m going back to bed.” “can i come?”
*smack* okay, that shit was funny.
johnny you need some chicken.
oh these motherfuckers.
… guys i wanna be a rocknrolla
lmao a protest
that flat looks disgusting.
dude you need to treat your bro better
ASJANSJASN
THEY TOOK THE PAINTING
CAN I SEE IT
LET ME SEE THIS FUCKING PAINTING
OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT
if this movie ends without me seeing this fucking painting i’m going to kill someone
good man cookie.
TANK’S WATCHING P&P
COOKIE YOU DA REAL MVP
gerard’s laugh though
OH
… well then
like if she wasn’t so unhappy in her marriage i’d feel bad
THE INFORMANT YES TELL ME
… sydney shaw?
“where did he learn a word like pseudonym?”
awwww he likes her…
oh she likes him!
okay good because that sex didn’t look romantic at all.
“you’ve got very good taste mr. one-two.”
lenny fuck you.
you’re gonna be alive for like three more years, relax.
archie. <3 that protectiveness—even if it is for lenny.
aaannnnddd enter the russians.
what a clustfuck.
wait TWELVE
DAMNIT TWELVE
OPEN YOUR EYES
… oh you are FUCKED
ooosajdnaksdjnajsdna this is anxiety-inducing
y’all this is why drugs are bad
and then nice outside scene. birds chirping. looks like a lovely day.
oh shit ARCHIE WITH A GUN
there’s no way that twelve is still alive
what the FUCK
am i SEEING
dude archie, me too
omg ARCHIE HELP HIM
that SMILE
dude i’d laugh too
OH
OH SHIT
welp.
okay, we all figured archie was gonna kill people
put your FUCKING TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH
wait he SHOT TWELVE?
omg everything is happening at once.
wait, stella, what’d you do?
OMG
dude she looked FREAKED OUT
yuri… dude, what are you doing…?
UHM
WHAT
WAIT
WHAT IS HAPPENING
STELLA YOU LITERALLY FUCKED TWELVE LIKE A SECOND AGO
ohhhhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhh noooooo
ohhhhh NOOOOO
oh stella, honey you in danger girl
archie looks a thousand percent done and he’s been around this kid thirty seconds
wait archie was in prison?
this sydney shaw person put arch in prison…
duuuuuude younger!archie ;-;
“uncle arch” T.T
WHAT the fuck, lmao
just whipping out his gun, nbd
archie stop that. they’re babies.
johnny man you’ve—been fucked up for a while.
dude archie you look miserable.
ohhhh nobody died.
THANK YOU ARCHIE
GET HIM
i hate this entire family.
who all is about to die in this weird basement silent hill place.
… dude. johnny’s face though.
like i’ve felt like NO sympathy for lenny this entire time but i feel bad for johnny. :/
“a hot bath and a cold razor”
… dude
“because you’re poison john.”
o u c h
but like he is CRAZY
like
help i don’t know who to feel for
i feel for everyone
… except lenny
OH SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
LENNY
JESUS
DUDE
HE IS GOING TO KILL HIS OWN STEPSON
what the fuck is happening.
YES THE INFORMANT
wait.
WAIT.
IT’S FUCKING LENNY????
OH MY GOD
“you are a VERY dirty bastard sydney.”
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT
THE
FUCK
NO
STOP KILLING EVERYONE
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS
NO NO NO NO  NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANTED
this is STRESSFUL
“put your hands up!”
*thud*
okay that was funny
THE BOYS!
oh, archie.
oooohhhhh… all this shit…
archie. fuck, you can hear the betrayal in his voice.
shit, this is sad.
“there is no spring without a winter. no life without death.”
… archie?
oh a time skip!
oh SHIT johnny got a GLO UP
“c’mon then give us a cuddle”
i’ll GLADLY you give you a cuddle
OH MY GOD THE PAINTING
SHOW ME
S H O W M E
… you literally put those russian guys in pieces, didn’t you archie.
you terrifying motherfucker.
GUYS I WANT TO BE IN THIS WORLD
FUCK YOU GO GET THEM JOHNNY
... wait was there supposed to be a sequel?
… WAIT
WAIT  NO
NO
YOU FUCKING SHOW ME THAT GOD DAMN PAINTING
oh my god.
fuck it.
fuck that.
nope.
like mid-credit scenes are the least y’all can do.
… wait is that tom and gerard just like fucking with each other, it might be, that’s sort of adorable.
dude that gay club looks like fun though.
i don’t dance because i’ll spill my drink but.
awwwww guys i could watch them dance forever, like, this shit is funny.
ohhhh i hope this means that archie becomes the new lenny. he’d be a much better lenny.
and now we sway to this groovy end credit music while i sit and seethe in hatred that i never saw the painting and i’m pissed about it. :))))))
… fuck.
welp, guess i’ll just have to write shit about how the fuck this dude falls in love with a cop then.
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Theoretically, students can make it through all four-plus years of college without ever setting foot in the library. But why on earth would you want to do that?
Libraries are awesome, and the J. Paul Leonard Library at San Francisco State University has some particularly cool features that can significantly improve your student experience.
8. No Laptop? No worries.
Murphy’s Law says that “anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.” I’ve had students lose laptops on buses and trains, and leave laptops hundreds of miles away while visiting family over breaks. I’ve had students whose homes and cars were broken into, their laptops stolen. I’ve had students whose computers unexpectedly crashed, bricked, and fried.
  Losing your laptop sucks. (Especially if you forgot to back up your work. Always back up your work. Use Google Drive or Dropbox or even just email your latest draft to yourself whenever you make major additions or alterations.)
When Murphy’s Law bites you in the hard drive, stay calm and library on. You can visit one of the library’s several computer labs or even check out a laptop for anywhere from four hours to thirty days, allowing you to retrieve all those assignments and keep going — because you backed up your work.
7. Google-fu failing you? Library research assistance to the rescue!
…And I mean literally failing you. If you aren’t using any sources for your college writing assignments beyond what you can scrounge up in basic web searches, you’re going to start having a very hard time very quickly.
At first, doing research in academic databases (much less the actual stacks of academic books and journals) may seem intimidating; it’s like trying to find your way in a country where you may not speak the language and you’re unfamiliar with the local customs.
Like the quaint British custom of “not being completely goddamn oblivious”
You know the stereotype of the “ugly American” tourist who just stomps around shouting louder in English at people who don’t speak it, and who complains that they don’t do things in Oslo/Cairo/Chiang Mai/La Paz the way they do in Muskogee? Using basic web searches when you should be doing academic research isn’t nearly as gauche, but it is a symptom of a cultural adjustment — to an important part of academic culture.
Happily, the world is a pretty friendly place, and when you ask for help politely (even if you “ask” mostly via gestures and a few badly mispronounced phrases), you’ll find that people are usually enthusiastic about introducing newcomers to their culture. At the library, they’re almost aggressively happy to help: you can instant message, call, text, email, watch videos, use web-based how-to guides, drop in, or even make an appointment to work with a subject librarian to get in-depth research consultation.
It’s like a personal tour guide, a butler, and a concierge got together and had a magical library baby who lives to help you. Start seeing the sights — you’ve got the intellectual world at your fingertips.
6. Find some Silence in the Library
No, Whovians, not that Silence in the Library.
  Which is a good thing, because I would be less excited about sending you to the library if I felt there was a chance you’d be eaten by invisible microscopic alien piranhas hiding in the shadows.
  But did you know that the SFSU library has multiple spaces set aside for quiet study? Because sometimes you’re trying to study with friends or at home, but the noise starts to drive you crazy until you just can’t take the yapping and the snapping and the tapping and you just want to leap up and shout —
But you can escape those distractions in a quiet study space.
Thanks, library!
    5. Get your group project going full steam in a group meeting space.
I know a great joke about group projects (and by “great” I mean terrible):
At my funeral, I want everyone who I’ve ever been in a group project with to be a pallbearer, so they can let me down one last time.
Group projects can be…challenging. The library doesn’t check out cattle prods (as far as I know) so there may be very little you can do if your group members aren’t very motivated; nor do they offer drones mounted with tracking devices and tranquilizer darts (again, as far as I know — you’re welcome to inquire further), so if a group member goes totally AWOL there’s not much you can do to pull them back into a productive orbit.
What the library does offer are a number of handy meeting spaces, including reservable group study rooms with whiteboards, wifi connections, and everything you need to collaborate with two to twelve of your favorite people.
4. Ran out of ink at home? J. Paul Leonard has your back.
It’s the moment every college student dreads: you’re printing out a major assignment worth what feels like 160% of your grade, and page one prints out looking…faded. Page two? Barely legible. At page three, your printer hacks out a final consumptive cough and the ink dies completely, leaving you with a dozen blank pages that should have been filled with your scintillating argument about the causes of the Boer War.
In this moment, you hate your printer. You want to destroy your printer and all that it represents!
But don’t go full Office Space on it yet. You’ve got a deadline to meet!
Hurry — grab your laptop or email/upload your final draft where you can easily access it, and run, don’t walk, to the library. You can print there.
One caveat: don’t expect to be able to waltz in and out in minutes, at least not during peak times of year such as midterms and finals. You will not be the only person whose printer gave up the ghost, and there are also plenty of people who use the library printers as their regular printing method.
Plan ahead and give yourself plenty of time to print before assignments are due — and if Murphy’s Law kicks in and literally everything goes wrong, contact your instructor as soon as things start to go pear-shaped, attach the assignment to an email to show them you completed it before the deadline, and ask if you can get an extension on the paper copy.
3. Fuel up on coffee at Peet’s.
Some of us need our coffee in the morning. By which I mean throughout the morning, in a continuous infusion. And then again in the afternoon, as a pick-me-up. None in the evening, of course, unless it’s a shot of espresso over ice cream — or unless we need to be up late working on a project.
I could really use a coffee right now.
Because it would have been silly to ask people to walk the hundred or so yards to the nearest coffee shop in the student center, there’s a Peet’s inside the Library, in a kiosk in the middle of the first floor.
In theory, this makes getting coffee incredibly quick and convenient. In practice? Give yourself plenty of time to get your fix delicious beverage, since at peak times the line at Peet’s can extend most of the way through the lobby.
Pictured: The line at Peet’s during finals.
2. Snag great deals at the used bookstore.
Channel your inner Belle and pick up your next book at the booksale room on the first floor (in room 120 A, near the book drop). Although small, the Friends of the Library bookstore seems to turn over its inventory frequently — and the books are so cheap, it’s easy to splurge without hurting your pocketbook.
If you’re trying to stock up more texts relevant to your major or intended major, this is the bookstore for you; I suspect a lot of the donations here come from professors cleaning out their offices, as you can frequently spot insane deals on older editions of textbooks and scholarly works.
1. Oh yeah, and the library is also a library!
So you can also find articles and check out books. For free!
You aren’t even limited to the SFSU library’s collection. If you need a book and it’s not available at SFSU, you can almost certainly get it through the inter-library loan service CSU+ or iLLiad.
Once you’ve followed the advice above and learned how to use some of the library’s research tools, you can search for articles from the comfort of your own home using the online databases.
The library also has an amazing collection of films, music, theses written by former students, and archival materials. Heck, the library even contains another library. The Sutro Library, on the fifth and sixth floors, is a California State Library and has a massive genealogy collection, as well as a massive selection of rare items (including a selection of Shakespeare Folios) and publications.
So what are you waiting for? Go live it up at the library.
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Part 3- sweatpants (1/2)
The night before had gone by so quickly from there, a blur of fruity cocktails, childhood stories - and at the end of the night, when he'd had too much to drink, he ended up coming back to your place - there was no way you trusted him to get back on his own, plus you didn't know where he lived (and you doubted that he knew at the state he was in). He crashed out on your sofa as soon as you let him in, and you left him tucked up with a blanket and one of the pillows from your bed. You'd gone to sleep in the room next to him, leaving the door open so that he would be able to see you from where he lay. You told yourself you were just making sure he was okay, but you found yourself staring at him breathing for what felt like a lifetime before sleep gently washed over you. You woke up the next morning, and quickly pulled a hoodie over your pyjamas, shivering as you left the safety and warmth of your cosy little bed. You padded out to the living room and looked at the form of the sleeping man on your sofa. He was too big for it, his feet (which were now bare of his shoes -he must have kicked them off during the night) stuck right off the end. He had snuggled right into the pillow, hugging it tightly to his chest and resting his head on it. His hair was mussed up from sleep, and his cheeks were flushed pink from sleep. You quickly grabbed your phone and snapped a picture, tweeting it to Lin with the caption :
"Good friend brings drunk friend home. Drunk friend has a relationship with your pillow.", before going to the kitchen. You reached into the fridge and pulled out eggs and cheese, and set out making your favourite hangover cure, along with two cups of black coffee. You set the plates down on the table in the living room, and went back through to retrieve the mugs. "Morning sunshine!" You called cheerily, awaking Lin with a start. He jumped with a start, before moaning and closing his eyes again. "Here, get up and drink your coffee. I made you breakfast." You told him bossily, shifting his legs and taking a seat next to him. He sat up groggily, looking at you through half closed and took the proffered mug out of your hand. "I'm never drinking again." He grumbled, after a comfortable silence. "You're never drinking that much again." You corrected. He looked at you and smirked. "Neither of those are true at all, but we'll pretend." He said quietly, taking another sip of the coffee. "What's for breakfast?" He asked, leaning forward and taking the plate off the table. "Scrambled eggs with cheese. My favourite hangover cure." You told him. He seized a fork and began wolfing the food down. Between mouthfuls, he asked "Why are you being so nice to me when you hated me literally yesterday?". You finished your mouthful of eggs and spoke slowly. "Well, I didn't think I should have left you considering how bad you were - you forgot where you lived, how could I let you go home on your own? Guess I was trying to look out for you," you paused and smirked "you lightweight." He gasped in mock outrage. "I am not a lightweight! I just have more fun!" You just looked at him, "Okay, maybe I am. Nothing wrong with that right?" He admitted. "Anyway, thank you. I appreciate it. You gonna finish that?" He motioned to the remnants on your plate. You shook your head and he tucked in eagerly. You smiled- apparently you were a better cook than you thought, even if it was just eggs. You stretched and stood up, taking the dishes. You motioned for his now-empty plate, but he just stood up and followed you to the kitchen. "You should probably go get dressed. I'll wash up- a small token of my thanks for last night." You grinned at him and headed off to quickly get dressed, realising he still had his clothes from last night. You pulled open a drawer on the bottom of your cabinet and grabbed a pair of your ex's sweatpants, along with a shirt, and nearly smacked straight into Lin, who was stood outside your room. "I was about to knock -I-I-" he stammered as you cut him off. "Clothes. My ex's, they might be a bit small but better than nothing right?" He took the clothes gratefully, and you pointed him to the bathroom. He turned around before he entered the bathroom, "I wasn't like-l-looking at you whilst you were getting changed or anything." He told you, his ears turning pink. "I know, if you wanted to have seen me naked you would have shared my bed last night" you teased, watching him squirm a little. He fidgeted with the clothes in his hands; "Right, just… going to-to-get changed." He said, before suddenly disappearing into the bathroom, shutting the door on your amused face.
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"You do realise that the cast are going to realise you came home with me?" You asked Lin as you climbed out of the cab together outside the theatre. He rolled his eyes; "They already have bets on how long it takes for us to hook up. Something about sexual tension?" He told you, his brow slightly furrowed as he laughed. "That doesn't surprise me, at all. Let's just get today over and then we can go out separate ways and prove the cast we aren't going to get together, okay?" You said playfully. He agreed with you and you both went inside, determined to make the day as professional as you could.
Fate decided that wasn't the case. There was no show today, so you hoped for an easy day, however every single main cast member felt like they should come up to you and ask if you and Lin were together. Between the tweet you posted, his obviously borrowed clothes and his bag containing last night's outfit, they were all convinced you, as Daveed put it, "Got off" with each other. Daveed was the worse, teasing you and Lin mercilessly throughout the day, and then insisting, in front of everyone, that you joined them tonight for Anthony's birthday. "You know, a few drinks, we've hired a room at a club near here, it's just a small thing but you HAVE TO come - I'm sure we can stretch the invite to you to, you know," he winked at you, "thank you for looking after our little Lin last night." You hadn't been able to say no in front of everyone, and even when you'd told him you didn't have anything to wear so wouldn't look right, he thrust Jasmine at you, insisting you were the same height so you could borrow some of her clothes. The rest of the day at the theatre passed quickly - the cast rehearsed some scenes that hadn't been up to the director's standards the night before and did some team building exercises to help them work on their ability to work as a chorus. The rehearsals ended relatively early, and you found yourself leaving with Jasmine and Phillipa - two of the main cast members. They chatted to you shyly, making you feel welcome as they spilled secrets about the production. When you got to Jasmine's, they made short work of finding you something to wear, the two fashion forward girls finding outfits in a flurry of clothes spread out onto the bedroom floor. Phillipa had opened a bottle of wine at some point, and over the course of an hour you had had several glasses, chosen what to wear and styled yourself. You were all very giggly when you finally got changed into a light blue dress with a white print on it. "You look perfecccct!" Jasmine drawled out, raising her glass to you. You blushed and pulled your shoes on. "Come on, it's nearly 7 and I've got no clue where we're going" you told the girls, who both were already ready. You made your way to the club and found the cast in a room to the side, which was decorated with birthday banners. To the side was a bar set up, along with a sign reading "Serve yourself". There were tables packed with food, and the place was absolutely packed full of people that Jasmine and Phillipa knew, rushing off to greet people and leaving you by yourself. You looked around nervously - you couldn't see anyone you knew! You fiddled with you jacket awkwardly, wishing for someone to come that you would recognise. After several minutes you decided you would leave and turned, only to run smack into someone who had just entered. "Oh shi-I am so sorry!" You exclaimed, looking up at the man you had just knocked into. He only smiled in response, dusting his jacket down. "Don't worry about it, accidents happen. You're leaving so soon?" He asked, noticing you looking at the door. Before you could open your mouth, he smiled at you again, his incredibly(!) white teeth beaming at you, and pulled you into the room. “Let’s go get a drink, c’mon.” You followed the (incredibly forward) man, confused. 
Who was he? You had absolutely no idea - you didn’t know anyone at this party. You were glad that someone was actually talking to you, you thought, and he was kinda cute. “What could go wrong?” you thought in your head as he handed you a drink. 
3 tequilas, 2 vodka and cokes and a Bloody Mary later, you learned that your mystery man was a distant cousin of the birthday boy himself, had a big apartment in Lennox hill and did something in taxes. He didn’t ask anything about you (except to ask if you wanted another drink) - you’d noticed that- but you were grateful for the company, and you were very drunk at this point - he acted as something to lean on. “Y/N?” a voice asked behind you. You turned around quickly, stumbling at the sudden disorientation, to see Lin looking at you concerned. You grinned at him excitedly. “Lin!!!” You exclaimed. He reached out an arm to steady you.”Are you okay? How much have you had to drink?” He asked, concerned brown eyes fixated on your face. “I’m fabulous! I wa-” you were suddenly cut off by the smooth talking stranger who had kept you company. “Hey, she’s with me, she’s fine.” He insisted, turning you back to face him. He ran a hand down your arm. “What’s say I get you another drink, and then we -uh, go back to mine?” He asked, with another one of his unbelievingly white smiles. “Woah, I think she’s had enough pal. Y/N, I’ve been looking for you for hours, where have you been?”Lin interrupted, stepping forward to try put himself between the two of you. “Hey, PAL, the lady is busy, now why don’t you go find someone else to bug?” The stranger snapped, filling your cup up with a bottle of something that reeked of alcohol. “Yeah Lin, relax. I’m just having something to drink with... with-w-what’s your name again?” You paused confused, going to take a gulp of the beverage in your cup, before he snatched it out of hand. “No, Y/N, don’t drink that.” He told your protested yelps. “This jerk’s just trying to ply you with alcohol so he can sleep with you!” He exploded. “Hey, why don’t you go back to your theatre friends before I get mad, okay?” You found yourself moving slightly away from the stranger, and he noticed your movements. 
“Look what’ya done now - Come back, come on, I’ll show you a good time!” He said to you, advancing forwards to you, to which you pulled back. 
“Leave her alone” Lin warned, putting the drink he took off you down and rolling up his sleeves. 
“Or wha-” he was cut off by Lin’s fist connecting to his jaw smoothly, sending him sprawling. Lin pulled you away from the bar, wrapping one arm around you as you teetered precariously. “Y/N, what were you thinking? That could have been so dangerous! Let’s get you home, you’re not staying here any longer.” he told you, the authoritative tone in his voice making you feel protected. You started giggling, “Lin, I left my bag with my keys at um-” you giggled again “At Jasmine’s!” you finished with another chuckle. He sighed. “I’m playing host tonight then, come on. You can sleep on my couch this time” He teased, grabbing your hand as he lead you out into the cold New York air as he hailed a cab.
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The End of Time Part 1
Yay for once, in all these years of rewatching, I was wrong when I assumed it wouldn’t be until 3 months from now that I’d watch the next episode! Only like 2 days!
Honestly, at this point, I’m almost ready to see Ten go. I’ve been stuck watching Ten’s episodes for 5 years now. Longer than his actual run. Because I’m so lazy. So I’ve almost been itching to getting around to Eleven’s era. Especially since I’ve only seen the vast majority of those episodes once, the first time I ever watched them.
And in true Amazon Prime fashion, it freezes 27 seconds in. It’s almost fitting that I’m watching the Christmas episode on Halloween. Since the moment it hits midnight I��m gonna probably be in Christmas mode. OK. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I still don’t understand who this lady is supposed to be. Some say the Doctor’s mother. Some say a future weeping angel. I just don’t understand who she is. Awww yay Wilf gets a opening credit!
“Got married! That was a mistake. Good Queen Bess. And let me tell you, her nickname is no longer... Anyway!” God I love the 50th anniversary special if only because it resolves the Queen Elizabeth mystery behind this line and the Shakespeare Code.
See, they have to give this Master recap since it’s been 2 years since the season 3 finale. Or, in my case, 4 years. Literally, the Master had a Horcrux. And it was a ring. A ring that was green and silver... just like Slytherin’s colors... Doctor Who stole from Harry Potter confirmed!! Opening the TARDIS like a car door while he ran to it was cute. Ok I just gotta take a moment to appreciate that they brought back Lucy. This is probably the first time I’m thinking of this, but they really brought back EVERYONE for this episode. I’m glad they brought back Lucy. She was a small part, but still, I always wondered why she went along with the Master, especially since she killed him in the end. I’m glad we got to have some sort of closure to her character, where she ended up after it all, redeeming her a bit more by having her try to kill him again. Ok but why would Lucy be wearing lipstick if she had been in prison all this time?
OK. Gotta take a moment. Because it’s kind of just hitting me. WHERE THE HELL DOES WORLD AND ENOUGH TIME TAKE PLACE IN THE MASTER’S TIMELINE? Because I’m thinking about the “Out of the way” moment that’s coming in the next part, and would he really be that angry and evil after that, and create Mondasian Cybermen? He’d saved the Doctor, then the next time we see that version of him he hates him? But also, that’s the only place where it can really be timeline wise since he went straight from Utopia to being Harold Saxon and then died. He was on Mondas a long time, so resentment? I don’t know.
OH. AND HOW DID HE ESCAPE GALLIFREY? MOFFAT EXPLAIN.
I mean. Of course that potion wouldn’t completely work. Humans aren’t smart enough to really be that successful in reverse engineering a time lord potion... elixir... thing. He’s wearing 2 sets of antlers. On top of a beanie. I love Wilf. Awww. Obama. I miss him. I’ve always wanted to know more about this Ginger kid. Why did Tommo take him under his wing? Why doesn’t he talk much? Why does he have to spend his Christmas Eve in this worksite, with burgers from a food truck as his dinner? What is his story? I really really want to know more. Ugh I hate watching the Master scarf the burger down. Those two did no deserve that fate at all. There’s a little wire on the metal beam that Ten runs on and he steps on it. I’ve always wondered if Tennant tripped on in during a take. WOW. I was so busy thinking “You can see that he dented it in previous takes during the shot before he hits it” and “why would he even want the Doctor to find him when 2 seconds ago he didn’t want to be smelled?” and “is he just teasing him?” to realize that he’s hitting the barrel 4 times. I am slow. The captions says the guy who was handed the camera phone said “V nice.” but to me it sounds like “Me next.” So either he’s an older gay guy (in which case, cool representation) or he’s from the future using our slang since I didn’t hear anyone say “V” instead of “very” before 2015. “People have waited hundreds of years to find me and you did it in a couple of hours.” Yep. Well, they didn’t have The Silver Cloak on their side. That moment when a bunch of old people are better at finding the Doctor than a Doctor locator literally made from the Doctor’s severed hand... “I’m going to die.” “Well, so am I, one day.” “Don’t you dare.” I love that line. I’m the same. Wilf can never die. OK SO WHAT I HATE. Is that the Doctor told Wilf “He will knock 4 times.” and then it’s Wilf who knocks. If Wilf had remembered the whole “4 times thing,” would he have knocked 3 times? Or 5? It wouldn’t have prevented Ten from dying, but still... “Some new man goes sauntering away.” Never forget that Ten not only brushed off Martha’s worries of racism, but he also didn’t even consider that he could become a woman. I’m aware reading too much into this but I’m a little salty about Martha. Also, my Monthly Martha Spam’s coming up so I’m getting antsy, I need more Martha. I love the way they both laughed so lovingly at Donna. Oh I miss Donna. I’m glad the Doctor regrets Mars now. I’m glad he’s finally realizing he’s not in a good place. I mean... it’s not cannibalism... but it’s not right. See, part of the reason why I don’t love this episode is because of the Master’s jumping/flying and his electrical powers that came out of no where. Doctor Who has added some random powers, but never anything as ridiculous as this. And those electrical powers didn’t kill the Doctor because.... why? I love the kind of... muted... subtle version of This is Gallifrey that’s playing as the Master describes his father’s estate. Things I literally never noticed before. I miss Murray Gold... Remember when I said “What would Doctor Who do without Murray Gold?” and then he left the show... yeah... Aaaaaand now he’s Iron Man. “Fighting the Future”?? Ugh. Too similar to this administration. Even though Abigail’s evil and crazy, I DO love that she wears her hair in a natural TWA and that it’s shown as professional and beautiful and elegant and ugh I love it. “Only you stand at the heart of coincidence.” Girl, didn’t you literally just say that there’s no such thing as coincidence? “You never killed a man.” “No. No I didn’t. No. But don’t say that like it’s shameful!” I love Wilf. I love that Donna’s mom took a second to say “Merry Christmas” before going back to telling him to leave. “You’re not coming with me.” “Well you’re not leaving me with her.” “Fair enough.” Oh my god. Donna matched her necklace to her cardigan perfectly. I love her. I like that the Doctor was insulted and felt the need to come back and add “I could take you back home right now.” “Understand?” “Not a word.” “Welcome aboard.” I love Wilf as a companion. Ok wait. I thought that this guy who ends up being a cactus thing was whats-his-face from Sherlock... but now that I’m watching this it does not look like him... Ok, it’s not him. I’ve spent like 6 years thinking it was him. Why did I think it was him? Heeeyyyyy Torchwood shoutout!
Master: I like you. Naismith: Thank you 🙂 Master: You’d taste great. Naismith 🙂...😐
It felt like a good time to use emojis. I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be pronounced “schimmer” or if it’s Tennant’s accent making it sound more like sch than sh, but I love it. I do love the Master’s little satisfied smirk as he’s being tied back up again. I love that throughout this entire scene, Wilf’s just staring at the Vivocci in awe. I wish we had something that could mend the entire population... cure all diseases... stop plagues before they kill half the population... yeah. I like the little kick off the wall and he turns the corner. HEEEEYYYY IT’S MY GIRL TRINITY WELLS. I SEE YOU GIRL. I SEE YOU. Love her. Oh how I miss Obama. I DON’T THINK I EVER NOTICED WILF TAKE OUT HIS GUN THINKING IT WAS HIS PHONE. Or maybe I forgot. It must have been fun for Simm to film all these characters. “Now, there is no human race. There is only the Master race.” Choice of words, Master. Choice. Of. Words. Never noticed that he was in heels when dressed as Abigail. All that spit from Rassilon always makes me cringe.
Welp. That’s Part 1 out of the way. Yay.
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why Messiah was used? only brains can move is he was a pop star and rich followed him as Jesus his ex dead daddy and younger brother or family pets HE types! be Catholics to worship! Messiah was followed and appeared in Buddhism meaning Buddhism was after Messiah. generally, it's called Herstory per religion claims to find Messiah! so messed, Buddhism says they have messiah the GOD and the Buddha but why did they kill Christians?? no one found Messiah and Messiah ignored dame Christians got Buddhists killed them 這世代!過去含未來。無人敢稱彌賽亞為義! 沒有了彌賽亞教會或現彌賽亞教徒。 猶太人永遠不相謀,耶穌是基督。 耶穌教徒 基督教徒 彌賽亞教徒 神說,耶和華們創世。 但是耶和華們皆非真神。是外星人! GOD and BIBLE say, Jehovahss they created for the one real true and truth GOD! Jehovahss are or were ET ETS Aliens. None of them is or was GOD my invocation is who no one says they're not fake Christians but the Messianic MESSIAHISTS?? 假基督教徒 與 真彌賽亞教徒!! 天主教會崇拜耶和華家人,卻以教皇為謊!! 基督的弟弟的子嗣在哪?? 基督木匠兄妹父親的遺族在哪? 神隨隨便便撿破爛拾起一條狗狗嗎? 鄰居怒了!7萬箱「蝦味先」棄空地 日曬雨淋飄惡臭 | 三立 無奈?? 對岸判唯一死刑! 賭贏40萬美金回台 入境沒收38萬 my Benediction is ETS are your Gods, Buddhas but no one is the real God my Benediction is ETS are your Gods or Buddhas but no one! None of them is the real God. this explains why he didn't go to Taichung miss mission and whoever came here to take photo of me and the neighbor Mission Office for Allah and he did make TPE Temple this trash shows you the Mormonism whispering is as fake as Chian in meditation Buddhism both buy HE types! the ET ETS Aliens garbage. see me is enough 【佛說:愛了,是續寫前世故事。恨了,是了卻前塵仇怨】 Thus, both Buddhism and BIBLE force people to hate 紅塵中,一個捨不得,耽誤了多少人; 佛法中,一句無所得,難倒了多少人。 they knew they were grass bums and they can do is to memorize TV to hand scripts for them to act on talking shows to live it's only because all 4 of them wanna be nuns mayor to sacrifice under KMTers my invocation is you must know it's awesome to experience been or be proposed 曾被譽「怪物右腕」…少年投手患性早熟 走過創傷更愛棒球 | 三立新聞網 | of course they had tried CN medicine but they needed the real not fake one and NHK is non profit to be very evil to service fake governments and when you still watch pokemon through digital and many different local Japanese channels offer quiet vary local TV commercials not as Taiwan's kids programs have non kids targeting advertisement for giant markets the Lunar's going to be JU Jun 6-26 6-27 6-28 6-29. then back to twin 6-01. 6-02 not only for funeral the traditional wedding has to be like Taiwan Nation had their wedding last Sunday as all black sedens and Twitter blue wedding dress 【18禁】4男女在沙灘上活春宮 眾人興奮圍觀 | 即時新聞 | 20170708 | 蘋果日報 True! USA My BENEDICTION is hello! welcome to GHOSTS worldwide who does not know? she speaks as Sam as Saudi Saffiyah when she isn't often to see GODS inside Temples this idol gets my face after Lin died Lotus had no ghosts business although you suspected to assume her disciple Lin who stopped tankers construction but the temple never ask her to restart Lin generations old business besides my disciple who goes to the root temple once per year and she was asked to be in charge of as the President if the owning couple will be gone and the business card is their wardrobe which Allah wears again today and she was so so so happy that I'd prepared my wardrobe like we all did twin weeks ago she's yellow and we met last year's before pink face king GOD of foxconn theirs she started to dream of me ten day before Red Sea Foxconn birthday and the banquet is always seven days and three more days at advance to come the first day she had seen Foxconn to come with bunch of GODS at her first time inside the temple. she was born by the second house next to the temple and she had never seen and Foxconn GOD and other GODS all told her those three days during daytime their GOD is coming to the city's she was my disciple and she worked with Lin thousand generations over ten years ago that Lin her eyes looked differently at old when her face is round and be no more scary 銀行員太正網友狂開戶 洋男友氣炸報警 Foreigner boyfriend is brain damaged 探訪樂視總部:門口躺滿討債人 旗艦店大門緊閉 Allah likes new iPhone and one finger or twin are not very proud that new of my oppo runs slower than mi but Mi is very bad to type as LG. Samsung Galaxy and all Samsung's no any damage but battery must die and who would spend for expensive batteries ? Maybe Allah will HTC died the worst design power control and fix for NTD 1k to above [新聞] NBA》搭上奪冠列車!林書豪前隊友加盟勇 but Nick Young has signed days early 5千年前就有巨人! 山東出土發現「高人族」 so sad, Bible Giants were so so so short (short) [新聞] 法國宣布在2040年取締汽油車和柴油車 I'm proposed and I said no too thick and Allah's still smart which we go to EU and French to buy twin cars before 2040 for made in 1996 then wait for brend bread new vehicles be swapping Trump must pass the Sam LAW and Allah will buy 20 x 1996. I'm showing you be kidding USA Founder always get many free why hate GOD? Allah I bless Japan and why hate GOD? my Benediction is JU Jun 6th was proposed and today's 7th has invocation at Love U! 最新》蔡英文到寺廟贈匾 反年改群眾抗議 駕駛擋路:or any colo has ghosts stars 超強生化武器 這種昆蟲每小時殺85人 here our products are we re do youth line Colo and Taylor's Swift's black ghosts stars and for comin next week's Closed God's is me birthday had pink face the pink Colo till ten days later with no more 7 mother GODS but 15 100 year old mother GODS Like the new oppo phone but it's under above twin new phones my brother's back has wings not fake Mormonism can you all possibly to wear her black ghosts stars shining Colo? I like my new purchased house and will move soon plus Allah got my family's new iPhone and new Mi and Allah doesn't like complicated MacBook laptops but Microsoft is dangerous for wanna cry and I use Apple tv for YouTube and Apple books for FacePhone UFOLine accounts. LINE beats Facebook is you don't need who are weirdly and Facebook users are peeking and tracking others and Twitter can have private line messages 2, never to disturb any use as LINE 3, long posts as LINE then Twitter by keywords are not trash as Facebook moon at cancer is bad for dark to enjoy very short minutes of selfishness. Sagittarius is better than Leo and Sagittarius is priority then Scorpio and Libra. my ascended is cancer, too. so I'M more is a cancer than a Libra. Venus is Virgo isn't bad but has to be a very hungry Virgo. forgot where's my mars but now Allah fights to win and build kingdoms totally Virgo is very very bad with Scorpio Allah hates Virgo the most! my moon is cancer (cancer) 96. Taiwanese be a HTC phone to beat all single EYETH cameras to win French international photo gallery and a KMTer to be a Mi its 4G or 3G 64 are much cheaper than OPPO but OPPO selfie to help to reality sells and he's an Asus when ghost used him to show YouTube closed caption is 18 better to believe than 17 evilness she complained wall street journal TV WSJ to drop Peter Jennings to live and arranged bold and ugly white meaning she's something doesn't PARTAKE humanitarian to advertise themselves again by cheating fans will stupid good bless? bless you to be fools to all sit morons to punish you and say you're sinners but DON'T pay GODS pay black ghosts fake pastors! last year the train station temple did send 7 gifts with orchestra to deer haven to plan and they had refused to take the saint medical word paper and when North Haven temple and New Haven temple to be around that they do refuse be joining!! they say their wood idol is the oldest in Formosa but the Tainun city's has been the official as national temple before Japanese LIN is called Tsunami Tsunamlin Da Hi is his Nick name by aboriginal word my Benediction is you can use my creation to image that we're only happy together about the university male student to dream a ten years old who was killed over ten years ago that the death she had been over few years to cross many spaces not for her to suffer to lose her memories by long DPP forces wash first eggs if you looked at me then simultaneously Allah looked back when you use eyes to call my or our food are ready then you got mute to try to ask why the supernatural power by Samsung's copy Samsung's and you must bow and offer free dish to Allah! or you saw we sat far then you walked out then the first isle you could see U.S. and Allah looked promptly you must no stop your heart minds brains to stop you to say marvelously and be directed to ask are you Allah?? the convenient store manager must ask how they were thrown or gave who or did food still be inside when no pay for pigs owner not till weeks later to check surveillance and they didn't ask them not to after the first scene which the store is guilty 7 is very weird because they don't want this happens which the most 7s refuse to offer and sell to pig owners to pay for pigs our okay USA had asked Allah was it o.k. to give to a mother but the problem was we could sell much much cheaper for still earing not to give by one was that mom would be only waited to get plus after midnight we must not give about one of possible nights it could be she got sick or she sued U.S.. even late night shift had to sign if they ate to get sick that we could be no guilty!! we did allow late night shift to share with their classmates but not for a regular mom or who didn't sign as you and strong.. the neighbor Hi life couple owed lots money and they never offered 60 percent off for the Sam day food although sometimes we did at early 4 P.M. or that day's morning to try to get rid of stuff and that couple just brought everything home!! even gym counter sometimes happened cash was short but how about they both moved hospital funds to their personal packets!!! 1, Buddhism isn't religion 2, when you are not 100 percent vegetarian you can force your dog's be 110 percent vegetarian. at noon there's a vegetarian dog who grows old and it still love US U.S. 3, KD is Klay Thompson's USD 2,500
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