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juniorectobiologist · 2 months
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wumpasluggs · 6 months
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Please refer to my bush/cunt as the carrot patch from now on thank you
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hypfden · 2 months
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Scene: in a spooky woods
Keith: i think the -insert alien race- were wrong about this forest, so far we havent seen anything supernatural yet…
Lance: the only thing supernatural about this forest is my supernaturally fat ass in said forest
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makeitp1nk · 2 months
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Cabinet Battle 1
Part 5 of the Drarry x Hamilton Musical fic no one asked for!
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Cast after-parties meant one thing and one thing only to Draco Malfoy: rap battles. Though it was all new to him, he spent all of his free time devouring all of the hip-hop he could get his hands on like a starving man. It took some time before he became comfortable participating in cast battles, but eventually, he earned his role as Aaron Burr on a night just like this one. Needless to say, he cherished these gatherings. Even when he was paired with someone who poked at all of his bruises.
Tonight, it was Seb of course. Perceptive, slutty Seb who of course jabbed at Draco’s sex life and background. The competitive monster in Draco flared, and in this moment, nothing mattered more than getting that mic drop moment and making Seb bow at his lyrical prowess. So when his turn came, he started—
That’s right, my name is Draco Malfoy,
I used to be the worst kind of white boy
With two fortunes and an estate
Before I lost it all when dad found out I’m super gay.
Son of a dumbass and a trophy
No shit
I struggle with feeling worthy.
I also have a tendency to fixate
Let me explain
How this mess means I have zero sex.
You ask why I don’t fuck around and have fun?
‘Cause I’ve loved the same guy since forever, son.
But I’m so good at this thing called acting
He swears I hate him when I’ve really just been lusting
After him for over a decade
Hiding love and passion under fury and yelling.
So while you’re fucking around like no problem,
I’ll wait right here for Prince Charming
My Chosen One
The room roared in approval, and Draco beamed. Victory had to be his. Seb shook his head and smirked, then finally bowed, begrudgingly admitting his defeat. In an instant, Draco’s triumph disappeared. Because standing behind Seb was a slack-jawed Harry Potter.
The second to last part is here! Part 6
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boromorous · 2 years
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Hi I'd just like to say you're my new favourite Tumblr account and I'm sorry for the reblog spam I couldn't help myself... Anyway I love your artwork if you would maybe wanna draw modern Fili I would melt :)
🥺!!!!!!!! thank you so much aaaaaaaaaaa, and thank u for the spam XDDD im glad u like my posts!!!! and OF COURSE i can draw modern fili!!! he is best boy <3
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i just think him being a photographer would be cute <3
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dragonpigeons · 1 year
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Scene from Chapter 3
Shizuka helps Jotaro with his homework after school, much to her frustration as she expects him to do his homework back at home, hence its namesake. She’s all done and ready to leave when she discovers Rick, her own Stand, frolicking about and rubbing himself all over the annoying delinquent's lap for no reason. The absolute betrayal...
Or is it? Considering that a Stand is the manifestation of a user's psychic powers, perhaps there is reason to believe that they are a gateway to one's psyche as well. I like to think of Rick as Shizuka's shadow consciousness, or her subconscious self. Rick is pretty much the opposite of Shizuka, character-wise. He's mischievous, devious, self-centred and troublesome - all the qualities that go against Shizuka’s own core values and standards. Shizuka rejects these traits in herself, which makes it interesting to see that they manifest in her Stand instead.
So what does it mean that Rick is getting chummy with Jotaro here? Probably a great many things, but I shall be leaving it open to one's own interpretation.
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justablah56 · 13 days
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ok yeah I'm about to go to bed but I literally just remembered scamster . hello . they're literally insane . do you guys ever think about them . people should give me scamster asks to wake up to . god they literally make me ill what the fuck
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silver-wield · 19 days
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idk if you’ll post this but my petty ass just needs to ask to the no life cleriths who stalk your tumblr: WHO’S MEDIA LITERATE NOW LOL
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evesdraw · 2 years
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timm goes back to lawyering
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doggystyletboy · 14 days
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might fuck around and cum without permission....
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thesoulspulse · 9 months
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Danny Phantom Randomness (Vlad’s Logo)
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Funny story, I was actually going to ask around for ideas to redesign the practically non-existent title card of the dreaded Phantom Planet episode and while glossing over the first few minutes of the finale I noticed the logo on the satellite and was struck by a silly thought...why doesn’t Vlad have a logo like Danny does?
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As you can see from these edits, the reason is that first one that could have been it on the left is just a boring V with a lightning bolt shape in the middle. It’s even on the rip off Specter Speeder he escapes in!
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Bonus of the inside of the shuttle:
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So with all that in mind I wondered...should I try to design my own logo for him?
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In fact, if you come across this post I’d love to see some of your ideas for an evil logo for our favorite fruitloop! This is all just in good fun since we all know they only gave Danny his as a marketing tool. Kinda surprised Vlad never made any merchandise of himself beforehand in preparation for soon becoming “ruler of the earth.” XD
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whistler-king · 4 months
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I haven’t seen salt burn but I think they should put it on all the commercial flights. Keep every little filthy thing in. Make them Karen’s shake in their seats.
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kingwilliamv · 1 year
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We need an updated version of this photo 😤
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kazimakuwabara · 9 months
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he should have caught him any other way...
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eliza-fernway-art · 1 year
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Vote for the sexyman, I am manifesting it
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How it really be going
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uselesstaroth · 22 days
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Imagine if Sonic really was the Iblis Trigger and had fire powers.
And he was sealed away in South Island long ago after he almost burned it down by accident, stripping him of a normal childhood.
And he wakes up who knows how long afterwards (maybe thanks to a certain platypus), sees a news feed and sees his own face on it
Some weird girl called Sonic the Hedgehog, loved by many, regular savior of the world, and worst of all, a machine
He finds a bunch of pictures, family photos, birthday photos, etc etc, and his face is on all of them, with a bunch of smiling people he has never seen before
And that person who stole his face is called "The Hero of South Island", the place that treated him like an apocalyptic event rather than a person.
He thinks "how can that be, I lived so long ago" and he learns that he became local folklore, stories of a blue hedgehog who almost burned the island to a crisp being how his rescuer found him in the first place.
And despite Sonic being his chosen name, no one used it in generations and it's completely lost to time
And isn't that just the perfect image to use in conquest of such an island for your empire? Scare the locals with just the almost mythological image of death and destruction that is a blue hedgehog?
How can he not hate that person. How could he not be filled with so much anger with nowhere else to direct it towards.
I would like you all to meet Iblis the Hedgehog, my newest, angriest son.
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