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nepenthean-sleep · 10 months

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griddlehark fic recs, part 3

hi, it has been 8 months since my last fic rec post and there have been a lot of new fics in that time period so: welcome to griddlehark fic recs part 3! this fandom has so many amazing authors, and i absolutely love every one of these fics. all fics here in this part are rated G or T, and tumblr usernames have been added if i could find them (sorry for the notification!). here is part 1. here is part 2 and part 4 (forthcoming).

A Handsomely Dangerous Thing T - zoicite short oneshot set during gtn. harrow's perspective on gideon's duel with naberius, featuring copious amounts of pining.

never exhale all the way G - pigflight short oneshot set during gtn. homoerotic face-painting; need i say more. harrow is so down bad for gideon in this one.

Saltwater T - Raxheim / @theriverbeyond short oneshot, kiriona speculation set between htn and ntn. kiriona meets nona in her dreams about the saltwater pool. lots of wonderful (?) kirianthe interaction as well.

A Simple Charm G - pipistrelle short oneshot set during gtn. gideon bandages harrow's hand and harrow gets flustered. the banter in this one is so good.

salt on the rim T - lifevoid short oneshot, modern au. harrow gets a bit drunk and calls gideon pretty. this fic kinda lives in my mind rent-free; the prose here is lovely.

We Have Always Lived In The Apartment T - labyrinthineRetribution / @thatneoncrisis long multi-chapter modern au, currently unfinished. (deep breath) sorry to be biased but this is probably my favorite fic on this list, if not one of my favorite tlt fics of all time. not to spoil anything, but the writing reminds me a lot of tamsyn's own writing style: there's weird identity shit going on, there's weird homoerotic shit going on, there's weird mystery shit going on. the girls are Heinous and there's bones. what more could you want from a tlt fic.

said the spider to the fly T - mutterandmumble short oneshot, modern college/uni au. harrow's having a bit of a rough time, so gideon comes over to help cook food (neither of them can cook). it's both funny and a bit bittersweet.

mune ga hachikire-sodē [my heart seems to burst] T - nosecoffee / @nose-coffee long oneshot, ntn canon-divergence where kiriona ends up rooming with pyrrha, nona, and cam & pal. this fic takes a really interesting premise and absolutely goes wild with it, and i love it.

never saw you coming T - igneousbitch oneshot, modern college/uni au. a very funny fic where griddlehark pull off a "heist" to put a fish in (professor) john's office. featuring such award winning dialogue as:

“This is my nightmare blunt rotation,” Gideon told her. “And you’re just my fucking nightmare,” Harrow said.

Intern the Sixth T - apocalypticTaco / @notedchampagne long multi-chapter pre-canon au, currently unfinished. a half-epistolary fic about the sixth going on an academic exchange trip to the ninth house, taking place about five years before canon. this entire fic is so goddamn funny and i love how much detail and attention the author pays towards necromancy, necromantic theory, and worldbuilding regarding the sixth and ninth houses.

#gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #griddlehark #the locked tomb #fic recs #neph.txt #neph tltposting

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sleep-knot · 6 months

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put all the sid aus in a room together and see what happens

LMAO they'd all light up and fuck chill tbh. my dream blunt rotation is all the sids fr. it would be chaos though and j wanna see it

#sid would fuck a clone of himself im sure of it #sid wilson #asks #rambles #tyty for listening to me #sid my love 𓆩♡𓆪 #moon 🌸#robot! sid #cg! sid #imp! sid #alien! sid #vampire! sid #ghoul! sid

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lookingforluna · 2 years

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Empty Love: 06 || jjk

❥ Pairing: Idol!Jungkook x Reader

❥ Word Count: 2.3k

❥ Rating: M

❥ Genre: angst, fluff, idol!au, childhood friends to lovers au, slow-burn

❥ Warnings: swearing, angst, eventual smut in the future

❥ Summary: You and Jungkook have been best friends since childhood, but lately, things have been off. He starts canceling plans and begins acting a little cold towards you. However, the sudden revelation of your sex life might cause things to change dramatically, specifically your future with him.

❥ A/N: I will make a series masterlist post for this fic soon because I realized this will be longer than my other series! Thank you for supporting me and staying with this story.💙

❥ Previous Chapter: Chapter 5

RECAP

"Jungkook," Jimin says quickly, "it was him," he repeats confidently and loudly as if he had just won a prize. You watch as the look in Jungkook's eyes changes, and before you can stop yourself, you're blurting out a different name.

"Tae. It was Taehyung," you say quickly without a second to process it.

Taehyung's head whips around quickly, his eyes landing on yours, the shock dripping through. Jimin's stare is flickering back and forth between you and Jungkook, an unsure look in his eyes.

One thing was certain. Everyone, including yourself, was ultimately side swept by the answer you just revealed. You were in some serious shit, and now you dragged Taehyung into it too.

Jungkook lets out a loud scoff in disbelief. He couldn't believe the name that had just flown out of his mouth.

"So that's why you were so quick to share a bed with him," he sneers, standing up from his spot next to you before glancing between you and Taehyung.

Your brows rise in alarm as you try to pull yourself out of bed, finding his comment insulting. The two of you are standing chest to chest, breathing heavy, his brown eyes piercing into yours, a wild look swimming in them.

"That's not true," you mutter, jaw clenched as you try to stop yourself from saying anything you would later regret.

You could tell that he was furious about the whole situation, and you shouldn’t have said Taehyung’s name. You couldn’t admit that the blissful dream you had was about Jungkook because that would only create endless problems.

"Well, I don't care. You're not sharing a room with Taehyung anymore," he roars, just as Namjoon and Jin enter the room, the commotion waking them up.

"What's going on here?"

Jimin is the first to answer Jin's question after being silent throughout the entire uproar.

"Y/N had a wet dream about Taehyung, and now Jungkook doesn't want her to share a room with him," Jimin replies with a smug look on his face, clearly enjoying the drama.

You should know by now that Jimin can be very blunt with his words, especially when he tries to get a reaction from you. He took every opportunity to embarrass you and make your cheeks flush with his sexual remarks.

The tips of Jin’s ears begin to turn red as he comprehends the type of situation he walked into. The look that sets in on Joon’s face is the exact opposite. Instead, disappointment fills his eyes.

This was definitely not the way he expected the tour to begin, but here he was being thrown into an entirely unusual and new situation.

What else did he expect from the maknae line?

You all watch as Joon runs his hands through his tousled hair, his lips opening to speak.

"Well, who is she going to sleep with now?"

You feel awkward standing there as you wait for an answer, unsure if you should speak up or let them handle it. At this point, you felt like you'd be rotating through each boy's bed, and that was not something you wanted.

"Me."

Your head snaps up at the deep voice. The statement was more of a demand than a suggestion, only causing an unusual feeling to stir in your stomach.

"I invited her, so she's staying with me. End of discussion," Jungkook explains, his eyes never wavering from yours.

His gaze feels intense, eyes unwavering from yours. You want to protest and demand you stay with someone else, but you can't find your voice. Your head just nods in agreement, your body taking over.

"Now, since that's settled, we need to get ready for the interview," Joon reminds everyone as he makes his way out in a rush, Jin following in tow.

A low-sounding whistle causes you and Jungkook to break eye contact turning to locate the source of such a suggestive sound.

"Now, this should be interesting," Jimin smirks as he looks at the three of you.

"So you have a wet dream about Taehyung, but now you’re sharing a room with Jungkook. I must admit I’m feeling very left out," he pouts, only making the situation worse for you.

A glare sets over Jungkook's face just as he lifts his leg kicking Jimin in his side. Jimin clutches his side in pain before running out and screaming at the top of his lungs, Jungkook trailing him.

Suddenly silence takes over, and you’re left in the room alone with Taehyung. He remains in the same position, still lounging on the bed, only this time, his eyes look up at you curiously. You can't help but feel a little awkward as he stares at you, waiting for some words to fall out of your mouth. After what seems like hours but, in reality, a minute or two, he finally opens his mouth to speak.

"Your dream wasn't about me, was it?"

Your eyes dart over to him, surprised that he would ask that. No words were needed on your part, though, as the look on your face only confirmed his suspicions.

"Who was it?"

The short and direct question makes you feel uneasy as he moves, perching upon his elbow, excitement dancing across his face as he awaits your answer. Your eyes are only narrow as you lift a pillow, ready to hit him for prying so much.

"Okay, okay, never mind. Just don't hit me," he yelps, raising his hands in surrender, not wanting to experience your wrath.

"Good," you huff out before grabbing your items and making your way to the bathroom. Even though you wouldn't be a part of the interview, you still had to look good. You were traveling with the boys that looked like Greek statues. You needed to at least pretend to be on their level.

After the somewhat awkward ride to the show, you could finally breathe. During the entire car ride, you sat silently, unsure what to say.

Just to your luck, you had to sit between Jungkook and Taehyung, the three of you not saying a word to each other.

Now here you were in the dressing room, watching as the boys added finishing touches to their hair and makeup. You had been feeling quite out of place ever since the event that had happened earlier in the morning.

The only two people you felt comfortable talking to were Hobi and Yoongi, the pair either having no idea about what occurred or not showing it.

"Are you excited to finally see us in idol mode?" Hobi asks you excitedly as he plops down on the couch beside you, his arm swinging around your shoulder.

"Yea, I'm excited to see what you guys are like on TV," you reply, smiling while glancing at the other boys.

Jungkook and Taehyung both sat in the chair, getting their hair fixed, while Jin and Jimin were munching on some fruits in the corner. Joon was in the other room putting on his outfit, and of course, Yoongi was on the other couch taking a quick nap.

"Y/N," your head turns in the direction of Taehyung, a small smirk fixed on his lips as his eyes connect with yours through the mirror.

"Do you think I look sexier with the top of the shirt buttoned? Or unbuttoned? Your opinion is important to me," he smirks, playfulness swimming behind the blue contacts.

You can feel Jungkook's eyes burning into you as you stare at Taehyung, wanting to kill him for putting you in this situation.

"U-Um unbuttoned," you mumble before turning away and hearing a loud scoff leaving Jungkook's mouth at your answer.

Your head whips around at the sudden sound, your eyes narrowing at the dark-haired boy sitting before you.

"What? If you have something to say, then say it," you harshly spit out, suddenly growing tired of Jungkook's behavior.

"I do have something to say. Why don't you broadcast it to the entire world that you want to get into Taehyung's pants? First the bed and now this," he harshly bellows, his voice deeper than usual as he feels the heat rushing to his face.

"That's not true. I never said anything like that," you loudly shout as you stomp over to him, your feet stopping right in front of him.

All of the crew members have long left the room; their work finished for the day as they check out the interview area. The only bodies left in place included the seven other boys and yourself. It was then that you realized all eyes were on the two of you.

"Pssh please, y/n. I can see the way you drool over him. You'd bend over for him in a second if he offered to fuck you," Jungkook grunts as he shakes his head, jaw clenching as his eyes flicker between you and Taehyung.

You don't know where your sudden boldness comes from, but without thinking, your hand flies over to the glass of water, and without thinking, you pour it onto his head, the water running down the sides of his face and wetting his clothes.

You can hear the loud gasps from the other members as they witness you lose control, finally letting your feelings of anger take over.

"That's for being an asshole," you screech at him before grabbing your purse, pushing through the back doors, and running towards the black SUV.

Your hands shield your face as you hear the screams of hundreds of girls, their voices getting louder as they seem to notice you. Before you even realize it, you hear flashes and clicks going off. You feel the heat rushing to your face as fear builds within you.

What if they attacked you? What if they saw your face?

Quickly the driver helps you into the van, shutting it closed before any of the fans can get closer. You pray that questions of you wouldn't arise on Twitter. You pray that they would consider you to be a stylist or just someone who works at the company.

Today turned out differently than you expected. You just wanted to enjoy seeing the boys in work mode for once, but instead, here you are on your way back to the hotel, utterly furious.

You couldn’t believe Jungkook and the way he was acting. His comments were suddenly snarky and always towards you. He wasn't acting like the best friend he claimed to be. Maybe he just needed to get laid, but you did not need that image in your mind now.

He was very secretive about his girlfriend, and maybe he needed a good fuck. You couldn't believe he said that to you in front of all of the boys, especially Taehyung.

Yes, you were mad at him and wanted to murder him, but the thought of Jungkook needing his girlfriend causes your chest to tighten and a weird feeling to fill you.

You shouldn't feel like this. It's not okay.

You keep trying to control the roller coaster of your thoughts as you finally reach the hotel and quickly make your way back into the shared suite.

Throwing yourself onto the couch, you suddenly feel guilty about ruining Jungkook's look right before he was meant to go out. The stylists must have been so stressed having to get him ready. They would have to fix his makeup, redo his hair, and probably give him a new outfit.

You had no doubt in your mind that he was very pissed, but his reaction was priceless. He sat there, his mouth open and eyes wide like a deer stuck in headlights. He didn't expect you to have the guts to do it, that was for sure.

Well, if you couldn't watch the show in person, maybe you could watch it live on tv instead. Getting yourself comfy, you switch on the television and flip through the channels until you finally land on the broadcast.

You feel a little bit better when your eyes fall on Jungkook's figure, noticing that he was still wearing the same outfit.

It was as if nothing had occurred backstage, and he looked terrific and entirely relaxed as he answered the different questions aimed at him. It was crazy how quickly his persona changes from when he's backstage to when he's on shows.

"Jungkook," your eyes focus on the boy, his head flashing up at the mention of his name. His large doe-eyes come to focus on the screen, the camera focusing on his reaction as the interviewer asks him a question.

”I hear that your fans like to write stories about you. Have you ever read any of them?”

The lady smiles widely, clearly interested in the answer, or maybe Jungkook himself. You watch as his cheeks heat up, obviously caught off guard by the sudden question.

"Um..no haha. I wouldn't want my fans to feel embarrassed by my snooping around. I feel like it’s intruding on their personal thoughts," Jungkook says awkwardly, yet smoothly enough for him to pass the question.

The boys around him laugh at his sudden shyness, and you can't help but let out a little giggle at his cuteness.

You had no idea what was going on. Why did he seem like your old Jungkook here? You were looking at your former best friend — the one who you saw a lot more before he left on tour and before he met his girlfriend.

You were tired of bumping heads with the new Jungkook, and you were tired of the teasing and rude comments he made each time. Each comment he made felt like he was taking a piece of you with him, knocking down the strength and confidence you had fought so hard to build.

"Well, that's all the time we have for today, folks. Thank you for tuning in," the interviewer smiles before the show ends with their closing goodbyes.

You let out a deep sigh as you realize you had missed their entire interview. If only you and Jungkook could find a middle ground, things would be more comfortable.

Taehyung played a massive part in what had happened earlier. He knew what he was doing and just pushed the situation into overdrive.

You could only wait until the boys returned, and you weren't looking forward to it.

Jungkook may look all cute with his bunny smile on tv, but you knew once the cameras were off and he was back, he'd return to his previous self.

Chapter 07

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lmelodie · 4 months

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FUSION AU YEAHHHH! Kills and Mera addition! Here is Khaos or Chirin if you wanna be boring about it. Let me ramble about them under the cut! My sweet little trash baby!

The only reason that they have two names kind of is because their names are already very phonetically similar and Chirin was the less boring option, but then KHAOS came to mind (spelled exactly like that) and i fell in love. So their name is Khaos lol

Chimera's sluttiness and Killian's garbage vibes really give this character a FLAVOR. If the word Scuttle or Skitter was a person, Khaos would be them lol.

Mostly because they do scuttle about! They are on all fours a lot, climbing over stuff and pouncing on people because they still feel very quadrupedal even though they only have two legs. Gives them an extra layer of goblin energy that is very on brand.

I think the personality here is channeling MAJOR Eda Owlhouse vibes, moreso than Jackie over there (also very VERY vague inspo coming from Eris of Sinbad fame). Like, if you combine a grimy homeless man and the hottest woman ever you will get a trashy milf out of it. Thats what they are, a trashy milf lol.

A tomboy fatale if you will.

Okay so, I don't know why this fusion just gives such SHORT ENEGERY?? I think its because their so Crechur coded that they've gotta be a little smaller than others. Shorter than Jackie even!

I just knew FOR A FACT that I had to give them the most crazy MANE imaginable, kind of giving them mad hatter vibes almost. The rest of the fit is still up for debate (trying to balance out baggy and covered and max sluttiness is not easy), but they do have double snake scarf! Both snake friends!

Plus their little half skirt, caplet thingy has subtle leopard spots on it, instead of just grime and stains.

I think their whole powerset would be based around the idea of a really bad acid trip lol. Just to add another alice in wonderland motif, their powers are a lot of hallucinations, weird dream like states and a lot of other physical symptoms associated with drug use. Overall, NOT a good time, wouldn't not recommend. This is the literal image of a nightmare blunt rotation.

Their eyes can probably do the little swirly, hypnosis kinda thing.

AND THEY GOT BODY HORROR FOR DAYS. I think their niche is being a contortionist and all the fun shit that goes with that!

Like the fucking Alexandrite lookin, double mouth/jaw under the face type of shit! Thats canon because that shits metal as fuck.

And so I had this thought of this fusion and how they interact with other fusions and like, I think Jackie is a bit conflicted lol. They are trying SO HARD to figure out if their attracted to this alley cat looking bitch or not lol. Are they attracted to them? Are they terrified of them?? Is it BOTH??? Who knows! But it has been FUN to think about.

#digital art #artists on tumblr #oc #fusion au #how they feel about Jackie is also probably complicated lol #mostly chill I guess #but always on THIN FUCKING ICE

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oatflatwhite · 8 months

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wip wednesday

tagged by @renecdote thank you darl! tidbit from the last chapter of my byler hs au fic incoming <3

“The princess bars your way into the tower. Lucas, what’s your move?” The six of them are huddled around the table in the Wheeler basement. Will is leaned back in his chair, eyes slightly unfocused and on the ceiling—he rolled embarrassingly dead last for initiative, and just used his last turn to cure El’s wounds from their skirmish in the spiral stairs. El looks intent, her elbows planted on the table—when they finally convinced her to play DnD with them, they’d all thought she’d pick mage. She’d chosen fighter instead, because she’d wanted, quote, “a giant sword.” Max is playing a soulknife rogue she’s dubbed, “Egg.” Right now she’s fiddling with her braille dice, hot pink, that the rest of them had pooled their money to order for her. Dustin looks so stressed he’s sweating, and Lucas is little better—Mike coughs pointedly to prompt him, and Lucas panics, says, “I seduce the princess?” It comes out a question. “Roll for charisma,” Mike answers. Lucas rolls. The table groans. It’s a nat one. “The princess scoffs at your clumsy attempt at seduction,” Mike narrates. Will brings the front two legs of his chair back down and looks over, amused. “She says she’d kick you in the balls if she thought you had any.” Dustin whistles low through his teeth. “Ouch, dude.” “Max?” Mike reminds her. This is only her and El’s second campaign with them, and they’re not fully over all the mechanics. “What’s your action?” Max chews her lip a moment; then grins, wicked sharp. “I seduce the princess,” she says. “Roll for charisma?” It’s a nat fucking twenty.

tagging @clusterbuck @capseycartwright @buckactuallys @hattalove @thatbuddie. dream blunt rotation plus @leothil obvi

#real ones know a soulknife rogue named egg was the first dnd chara i ever played <3 #oatflatscribbles #tagged #stranger things #this is also tangentially #byler #madwheeler #lumax #elmax #equal opportunity tagger <3

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malewife-darkling · 1 year

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Grishaverse modern au where Aleksander invents a Grisha meme of a "dream blunt rotation" of otkazatsya you want to kill, and he posts Mal, Nikolai, Pyotr, and then Mal again

#the darkling #aleksander morozova #shadow and bone #sab #Mal

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pacific-coast-hockey · 1 year

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period 1 summary: i'm giving thomas bordeleau the "didn't fall on his fucking face" player of the period award for very elegantly managing not fall on his face despite being tripped by a colorado player. we love a guy who triumphs over adversity! i was compelled to look up how bad our powerplay is after we blew a 5-on-3 and we're the third worst in the league 🥳 and jasper weatherby scored his first of the season off a ozzy wiesblatt pass? my dream blunt rotation tbh. arena dj now attempting to get us to rock out to "friends in low places" with mixed success but it is making me imagine a frat au

#cuda lb

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bonesandthebees · 2 years

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Hello! Big fan of these blunt rotations, but what is this Pythia fic? It looks really interesting!

the pythia is a reference to my fic someone else's dream! (don't question why the hyperlink only attached to one word tumblr is glitchy as shit for me)

it's a really weird au to try and explain bc it's just some really niche sci fi worldbuilding I came up with one day out of nowhere?? the best way I can describe it is that it's a mix of a cyberpunk au, royalty au, and an urban fantasy au with elements of fictional theology and religious trauma sprinkled in

i don't know where it came from but i had a very fun time writing it lol so feel free to go check it out

#ask #anon #bones writes

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sweet-sage-tea · 1 year

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I posted 228 times in 2022

167 posts created (73%)

61 posts reblogged (27%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@ sweet-sage-tea

@ sweet-sage-tea-reblogs

@ dr-j-bright

@ matsuropalette

@ the-dance-of-italy

I tagged 180 of my posts in 2022

Only 21% of my posts had no tags

#sage's misadventures - 64 posts

#iswm - 26 posts

#sage's many musings - 14 posts

#iswm spoilers - 12 posts

#sage's misadventures in project sekai - 8 posts

#the stanley parable - 5 posts

#project sekai - 5 posts

#sage's misadventures in genshin impact - 4 posts

#taskmaster - 3 posts

#captain sage's misadventures - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#sometimes being tired makes me feel like a retired english teacher whose mind is constantly racing to write pretty words about the world-

My Top Posts in 2022:

*loud sobbing in the distance*

SOMEONE'S LIVESTREAMING THE SKIP BUTTON AND THEY REFUSE TO PUSH IT THEY'RE ON DAY 26 AND IM CRYING ABOUT IT

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my dream blunt rotation is:

Stanley

The Narrator

and whoever that other guy is that appreciates when I set the time correctly.

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guys

The Narrator but he's a burnt-out college student struggling with a creative writing assignment

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hc: stanley is a god at rhythm games

discuss

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My #1 post of 2022

ok so when are we getting sagau!darling x heizou?

because like...imagine it for a moment if you will.

Darling wakes up in Inazuma after a very late night of gaming. They're walking around Narukami Island, wandering around the store fronts, probably assuming that they're dreaming. And they do this just long enough for people to notice them, notice how much they look like the creator. Eventually something spooks them, maybe they realize that they're not dreaming and they have some sort of knowledge of the imposter au, whatever gets them out of the city and into hiding.

People start talking about darling. Rumors and theories start to spread about who they are and what they were doing. And, Heizou being Heizou, he catches on pretty quickly that something had definitely happened. He starts to try and sort the truth from the fiction, all while darling is probably living off of lavender melons and chilling with some electro slimes.

Now, he obviously doesn't believe for a second that darling is actually the creator. No, no, of course not. But he can't help but stare after tracking them down, because when he sees darling napping under a tree, guarded by two diligent hilichurls and a particularly fierce little electro slime, he couldn't think of any other reasons why darling wouldn't be dead on the spot.

He carefully approaches them and is pleasantly surprised that he isn't attacked for it. He wakes darling up and they talk. Maybe he decides that he want to help them find a place to stay in exchange for their help. He could catch quite a few more criminals if he used darling as bait. (He wouldn't let them get hurt, though. Even if they didn't look strikingly similar to the statue of the creator, he wouldn't.) Besides, this person can't be the creator, how could they be?

Perhaps something happens after a while. Maybe darling gets hurt while helping Heizou catch a criminal in the gold blood AU. Maybe they just slip up one too many times and reveal a bit too much information about something, and all the clues simultaneously fall into place in Heizou's mind.

I'm sure you could imagine what happens from there on. But wouldn't that be great? If anybody wants to co-opt this, go right ahead. Just please, please tell me if you do. I really want to read it.

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sheepinthebigcity · 2 years

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consider this YOUR invitation to talk about your sheep in the big city theories. because of your canon URL of course.

ok first of all max you have to watch sheep i think if you liked it (and you might it DOES have similar vibes to c22) you could give me a metaphorical disease with the takes YOU have

idt sheep is necessarily a show with theories to have bc it's mostly clowning around with wordplay

but i do have some dumb headcanons i'll list some of those off

private public he/they nonbinary send tweet. this is just my indulgent one... i get to have this one bc it makes me happy

i think lisa would grow up to be more normal than any of the adults in the cast. i think it's mostly because she refuses to be crushed by the capitalist machine, vying for power immediately and living her best life because of it

my friend ian referred to sheep and ben as a duo character and i've been thinking about this so much she still hasn't finished s1

dream blunt rotation: private public, ranting swede, ben plotz, and the angry scientist

tabs is giving me ben hcs in call (which i asked for she will mention that if i dont) she said ben falls asleep on set after recording and he's left handed

i think the angry scientist and private public are like. weird besties and you saw a bit of that in the show but there should have been like more of that like maybe the two of them whispering to each other or doing pal shit ehehehehe

it's really easy to make a kirby au of sheep in the big city it's really easy

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kurokmask · 3 years

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should there be weed in the zelda universe this is a genuine question

#i jus wanna make a joke of romani/malon being rlly into it n time trying to be but it just makes him paranoid LMAOAOAOAO #also bc i want hylia hype house smoke seshes #dream blunt rotation: tp link/zelda alttp link/marin hilda/ravio anddddd wild #thanks for coming to my ted talk #LEGALIZE IT #zelda au #oh yeah also i wanna like. do more au talk on this acc. bc im currently fandom oriented ig.

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terrorgone · 2 years

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Reefer? Madness!

Everyone has flaws: Heisenberg has his temper, Ethan has his raw sex appeal, and Alcina has her giant hands that can’t roll a fucking joint. ❝ For fuck’s sake... ❞ Mia massages her temples, words jumbling together. ❝ Here. Get the...get the bong. ❞ Teaching Miss Art Deco about rollies while the both of them were blazed? Not the best idea. Better stick to stacking hits; the less eye-hand coordination involved, the better. She’s snapping her fingers, not at Little Lady Fancypants but the castle’s newly-minted staff, all spiffy in their three-piece suits. A little on the vintage side for Mia, but this is Lina’s house. Not that it stops her ten foot tall coworker from chastising the Winters’ choice of child-proofed chic design. Mia pops another grape in her mouth, chews it slow while she watches workers scramble to pick a bong of Alcina’s choosing. She prefers her trashy junk food to the Dimitrescu’s grisly charcuterie board, but really, who can complain; the meatless options are GMO-free.

#[[ dream blunt rotation AU ]]#[ ASK. ] » 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐘 #[ IC. ] » 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐁 #[ ALCINA. ] » 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 #dimitresca #tw drugs #tw smoking

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scarasweetheart · 2 years

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dream blunt rotation

characters: kazuha, albedo, kaeya, diluc, childe, venti (mentioned; zhongli, itto)

genre: sfw in terms of no smut; crack i think ???

warnings: weed, lots of weed; modern ?????? au idfk 💀💀💀 (bc i mention snezhnaya but like. idk interpret how u will); Minimal Effort writing 💖

a/n: bc i was talking to @artiepooh amd. and. /// these arent my usual breed of hcs my bad yall

kazuha

↬ kazuha bc. bc. i don't think i need to explain this one.

↬ he brings the weed and is also the designated roller — his fingers are skilled asf 🤤

↬ pregames the fucking smoke session too 💀💀 he's alr smoked a joint before everyone else got there 😭 (just like me fr 😍)

↬ hes def got a high-ish tolerance methinks. from how often he smokes yk

↬ rolls joints and blunts equally well hes just that good

albedo

↬ albedo would prompt all the interesting convos i think ????? most of them ("interesting")

↬ kaeya once asked him if he could alchemy some weed while they were all fuckin zonked

↬ they later found out that he could, in fact, alchemy up some weed but. it actually tasted So Bad so weed has yet to be alchemy'd up again

↬ he. he will just. if there is a spider around. he just picks it up n eats it if no one stops him. (please stop him)

↬ just. munchin 😟

kaeya / diluc

↬ k: "if yo leg get cut off will it hurt"

↬ d: "duh your leg got cut off"

↬ k: "where are you gonna feel the pain"

↬ d: "in your le—"

↬ they get along surprisingly well ????

↬ "well" 💀 they tolerate each other and dont argue 💖

↬ kaeya also brings some weed i'd say ??? he's rlly good at rolling blunts also 🧐

childe

↬ PRIMARY SNACK MAN, he usually has some banger fuckin snacks tbh

↬ brings nasty ass snacks from like snezhnaya and elsewhere overseas and convinces everyone that "they're a delicacy there !!!"

↬ they were not delicacies.

↬ but !!!! the. the good snacks that he does bring are actually rlly good fr he's just gotta prank everyone first

↬ was banned from bringing his own weed bc it was literally so fuckin dry and nasty

↬ is also banned from rolling ........... (see: here)

↬ gets fidgety ???????? when hes high

↬(if he were w his s/o, his hands would be All Over them)

↬ he definitely owns a dab pen (or several) theres no way he isn't a cart man

venti

↬ secondary snack man

↬ him and childe always get Hella munchies and eat like over half of everything 💀💀💀 (menaces)

↬ in charge of music for the sesh also !! setting the mood or whateva 🙌 absolutely bangin spotify playlists

↬ always ends up getting crossfaded ????? bc he brings lil airplane bottles of alcohol for himself 😭

↬ also pregames the smoke sesh

↬ can roll fairly well tbh ?????

↬ but better at rolling joints tho methinks

not invited to the smoke session:

zhongli

↬ he just. does not shut up. albedo's gonna say sth ab. how spiders are good "if you just cook them right" (🙄) and now you've got zhongli talkin ab the history of spiders ?????? (where does he keep this fucjin knowledge stored away ?????????)

↬ hope this mf gets cottonmouth so he'll shut the fuck up 😭😭💀

itto

↬ BLUNT HOG ALERT

↬ absolutely do not invite this mf to group sessions, he will eat all the mf snacks and hog ghe fucnin blunt 💀💀💀💀

masterlist.

#god these were so lazy i wrote them in like 45min im sorry yall #genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #not x reader for once surprisingly 😦#kaedehara kazuha #albedo genshin #kaeya alberich #diluc ragnvindr #childe genshin impact #venti genshin impact #genshin hcs

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putseraphinaonthaphone · 3 years

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She Said 'I love you' and My Dick Got Hard | Group Chat AU HCs

cw// high sex, soft sex, love confessions, d/s and poly dynamics, creampies, cuddles

Shinsou

waits until Dabi and Shouto have their time with you before whispering in your ear one morning when you wake up in his arms "Sleepy Sunday?"

you nod and turn so you can nuzzle his throat, and even though you're sore from the insatiable appetites of your other three boyfriends you find yourself pushing closer and closer to him

"aren't you going to ask me?" you mumble against his skin as your kiss his pulse point

"if you have something to tell me, then tell me. I'm not going hold your hand through this baby. Not this time. You have to be a big girl use your words and look me in the eye."

he doesn't rush you, but when you push him back and straddle him feeling his morning hard on beneath you as you start to grind over him he looks surprised but.. pleased

"I love you, Shinsou. I want to be yours, and wake up to you for the rest of my life," after doing this three times it was easier to say the vulnerable words and you never stopped grinding down onto him, knowing he won't mind if your confession is a little breathless the more you get turned on by the intensity of his eyes on yours

"You're so fucking stuck with me now," was his only reply as he flips you over so he can push you panties to the side and with a quick push of his sweats down his hips he's inside you, groaning into your ear "again, tell me fuck again"

"Daddy! Love you, love you so much," you cry out as he starts fucking you with more intensity than he ever has, and you're overwhelmed in the best way when his hands clamp down on your hips and he growls

"no running, ever. not when you're finally, truly mine. good little girls don't run from daddy's love," and you're nodding even when you're cumming until you cry

and your pussy is a mess of your slick because Shinsou is still fucking you

he's biting and sucking hickies onto your neck and savoring every breathless plea for a break, that it's too much, and simply shushing you by murmuring "this is how daddy wants to love you, you love me don't you? then take it"

and you think after he fills your pussy with his cum once you're done, but suddenly your boyfriend who claims he has as much energy as a rock is the energizer bunny, and when he pushes you into a mating press before rutting into you once more you realize you're well and truly fucked

Dabi

Is first one to start pounding on the door the next morning, anxious to get his hands on you and spank you raw for pulling this shit and making him wait

Bakugou opens the door with just his jeans on and a glare, but Dabi is just as pissed and you sigh at having to be the reasonable one this early in the morning

"Kat, fair's fair." You call out softly as you sit up and rub your eyes clutching the sheet to your chest halfassedly, and fuck if that doesn't make Dabi want to fuck you right now so you stay soft and pliant for him

"Fine. I love you baby, text me okay?" The blond relents after a moment, coming to kiss your temple before giving one last dirty look to Dabi on his way out, closing the door behind him

Then Dabi's on you and your smile is like looking at the sun because he's stunned, and instead of the usual urge to fuck you until you cry, he just want to make you feel so good you can't hide your feelings

"Dabi.." your voice saying his nickname makes him smirk, but he leans in close and whispers in your ear, "Touya. My name.. is Touya. I want you to say my name when we're alone okay?" you nod and watch him with so much love in your eyes

He was like an older brother to Shouto because Sho's dad mentored him as their next door neighbor who exhibited a lot of raw talent, and you knew it went horribly wrong- to the point that it usually triggered him to hear his real name after Sho's dad spit it at him while beating him up for not controlling his quirk enough

So to have this trust placed in you made it a little easier for you to try and start, "Touya.."

But you were cut off by his mouth on yours, because in the end, he didn't need the words. He read every emotion in your eyes like he always did

And he hoped you knew he felt the same, so deep it felt like loving you was in his bones

So you were the first person besides Sho to see Touya be gentle

He stretched you on his fingers while he made you cum with his pierced tongue, and to your surprise (and to your pussy's delight) he praised you, "perfect little pussy from my perfect little girl, couldn't have asked for a better 'I love you gift'"

And you were gasping because it was the first time he said the words out loud, and fine, if you liked the words that much he'd give them to you

"I love you doll, from your smart ass mouth to your tight ass pussy.. and your pretty little ass," he pressed a teasing kiss to your tight rosebud (and if Katsuki hadn't ignored your embarrassed squeaks when he personally cleaned you out in the en-suite bathroom so he could fuck every hole full of his cum, you know, to mark you as completely his 'little fuck toy' as he grumbled in his sexy ass deep voice of his) you would have tried harder to get away, or at the very least not moan out

"fuck me there, Touya, please.." which was basically asking him to toss gentleness out the window, but damnit you loved him with all his rough edges, and you knew he loved you too even if he fucked you like a whore

"You let that fucking-" his jaw clenched and instead of continuing he simply barked out the order, "face down, ass up."

You didn't need to be told twice, and you spread your knees wide so he could see your ass and how wet he made you without obstruction

the sound of him spitting registered with you a second before the nasty wetness of it his your asshole, and you jerked at the filthiness of it even as you bit your lip to keep from moaning

but you couldn't keep quiet when his hand connected with your ass with a resounding CRACK!

"you're going to have to make this up to me you know," he said with a eerily steady voice, and you whimpered - nodding against the sheets and wiggling your ass in apology (even though you couldn't regret the way Kat had made you cum with his cock in your ass his his skilled fingers on your clit with a few slaps to your pussy thrown in the mix)

"anything" you looked at Touya over your shoulder and even though your eyes fluttered closed for a minute when two of his fingers pushed his spit into your ass at once with a stinging stretch, you did your best to keep your eyes on him as you did you best to make it up to him

"even since, hhng, ever since you took me there the first time, I can't help but like it so- so much, love it- love you-" you confessed as he stretched you hastily, because he wanted it to hurt a bit as he taught your ass once more who its master was by branding the shape of him into your guts

"is that so? I turned you into an anal slut 'cause you love me?" he teased even though his hand was flying over his fist as he watched you fuck your tight ass back onto his fingers while telling him how much you loved him

maybe if you didn't sound so sincere while you were looking like a whore he could resisted the urge to fuck you into a wheelchair

but you did, you were genuinely in love with him like he only dreamed because who could love someone like him? so to see you looking him in the eye even as your bottom lip trembled and tears clung to your lashes while his thick fingers stretched you ruthlessly for his cock, and trying to smile as you called him Touya and told him you loved him made him lose it a bit

so you were left crying out his name loud enough for the whole house to hear as he fucked your tight ass open on his pierced cock, and fuck you thought you could cum just from this

"you will, you're going to remember why I'm the one that made you love it in your slutty, perfect fucking ass." Touya groaned and you could've laughed deliriously at the thought that he fucked the honesty out of you

but all you did was nod and try to keep your voice steady while he railed your ass as you answered sweetly, "I will, love you! I'll be g-good,"

and everytime he thought you'd safeword, because he really was pounding you too hard for you to like it right? but you just moaned like a fucking whore when his balls slapped against your empty pussy and he pulled you onto his dick with his inescapable grip on your hips, you just sobbed out a "love you!" instead

you squirted so hard when you came you had to change the sheets

Shouto

not exactly sure where to begin, so he's grateful when you just kiss his cheek and suggest a wake and bake when you wake up to him instead of Touya in bed with you (he'd left a blunt and a text that he expected you to keep in touch for the next time you want to get soft on him)

you cuddle up to him, starting to feel like you'd be permanently sore between your legs, and after a few rotations he has to ask, "you meant it?"

"every word, I love you Sho," you answered honestly, because he looked so vulnerable and unsure that you had to let him know you were his without hesitation

"but-"

"no buts, just, believe me. I love you." you murmur firmly and you press your chest into him, knowing how much he likes them

"I will do anything," you stressed the word with a pause to lick your lips teasingly, "to make you believe me. Anything, Sho. Because I'm yours like you're mine."

Why did it make him hard that you were always so willing to let him use your body in every perverted way he every dreamed of?

"lay on your back, I'm going to fuck your tits and you're going to stick your pretty tongue out for me okay?" you grin up at him and wink as you pull the sheets away from you and let your naked body be taken in by his heterochromatic gaze

his dick is hot between your tits, and his precume starts leaking onto your collar bones as he orders you to hold them together so he can thrust between them

you love that you can watch him fall apart, and you find yourself speaking so sweetly and encouragingly.. motherly

"that's it, love you so much baby, I'll always do whatever you like, spoil my baby huh?" and now your chest and throat are covered in his pre, and his thrusts are starting to get manic and desperate, groans turning breathless in a way that makes your cunt clench hungrily around nothing

"gonna, fuck, gonna cum on your face, show you exactly how much I love you-"

"do it Sho, I'll take it for you, just for you cause I love you so much baby-"

and then ropes of his cum hit your jaw, your cheek, your lips, and the bridge of your nose before you finished jerking his seed onto your tits before he collapsed beside you with extremely ragged breath that made you feel smug

until he got up two minutes later eager to give you more of his love, and you got fucked in your extremely sore pussy until you were crying and once more leaking cum

#dabi x reader #shinsou x reader #shouto x reader #tw: dubcon #tw: duboius consent #tw: dark content #tw: kink

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kate837 · 4 years

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All Planned Out

I wrote this fic all the way through and then TUMBLR DELETED IT!!!! So basically this fic is based directly off of a scene from FRIENDS. I've been watching a lot of FRIENDS lately and realized that some of the scenes remind me of Blindspot so I was thinking of making a series of Blindspot AU fics based off of scenes from FRIENDS. Depending on how this fic goes, let me know what you think.

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Why do I always do something stupid when I get drunk? Now don't get wrong I love going out with the girls but why oh God why do I always have to do something stupid when I get drunk?! Anyways, why am I on the floor and who's floor am I on? Ok maybe I should (mentally) retrace my steps.

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"You need to let looooooseeeee! " Tasha yelled over the excruciatingly loud music.

"I'm trying! " I never really felt comfortable dancing, much less in a club with people so close to me.

"Here Jane just take my hands and follow my lead! " I did as Patty said and took her hands and followed her lead. Oh I just realized that Rich's nickname for Patterson actually caught on and that makes me about as nauseous as this horrid hangover does. But anyways, we mostly jumped around than danced but it was actually pretty fun!

Then the drinks came in.

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"My feet hurt, let's go to the bar! " Tasha yelled.

We went over and talked a little, I guess I was noticeably upset. I mean why wouldn't I be? Kurt just told me that he wasn't even at the park, right when I was about to explain why I wasn't there! That d*mn park.

"Look Jane I know it hurts that Kurt wasn't at the park, and that he said you two would be 'too complicated' but this isn't the end of the world. I promise. It's still rotating, albeit very slowly. So why don't we just forget about all of our problems and have a really fun night? I mean isn't that what girls nights out are for?" For Patterson to be so blunt I guess I looked worse off than I thought.

" You are entirely correct! Look Jane we're all a family, when one of us is sad we're all sad. We all love you and just want you to be happy so let's have some fun! " That was the first time that Tasha addressed the team as my family and it spread a great warmth through me.

"Alright let's do it!"

So we headed back to the dance floor.

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We danced for a couple more hours before I bowed out. I took a seat closest to the dance floor. It was actually more entertaining to watch them dance. But being alone with my thoughts is never a great idea. My mind went straight back to Kurt. Then I remembered what Tasha and Patty said about being sad and that plus my blood alcohol level decided you know what that guy shouldn't have the power to bring my mood down! I'm going to let him know that!

So I dialed Kurt's number.

Dang it voicemail.

"Hey Kurt I was calling to tell you that I don't care that you weren't at the park, and you don't get to have this poWeR over my mOod anymore! Because you know what iiiiiiiiii am over you! And that my friend is what they call closure! "

I hung up and joined the girls back on the dance floor.

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None of us could drive in our current state and Tasha's apartment was the closest to the club so we walked there and somehow made it home intact. And oh- I just realized that I consider Tasha's house, home and that brings a smile to my face. Anyways, in a drunken haze we had the wonderful idea of having a 'sleepover party'. We made a makeshift fort in Tasha's living room and slept on the floor. Needless to say that when we woke up with killer back aches that idea seemed less than stellar.

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I woke up first with a huge groan. I had a splitting headache and it felt like all my muscles we're strained, part from sleeping on Tasha's floor and part from dancing most of the night away.

Tasha was next. She woke up with a groan like mine and I caught her up to speed on what happened last night or what I could remember of last night (some of it was fuzzy so I figured I dreamt it). We both agreed to stay where we were until Patterson woke up, so she wouldn't wake up alone. Also, because we both knew that once we got out of this fort the morning rays would send our headaches into overdrive. Patterson woke up about a half hour later with a loud groan which made Zapata and I laugh so hard we wheezed, it seemed like we all knew each other's pain a little too well.

"Guys we have to get up, we have to be at work in about twenty minutes. Who wants to shower first?" I tried to coax them.

"I'll be right behind you once I learn how to stand. " Patterson said dramatically.

With many setbacks we all got ready for work. Buttttttt we may owe Tasha a new coffee table. Don't judge ok? We all needed support standing up and apparently three grown women putting most of their body weight on one glass coffee table isn't a good idea. It broke and sent us all tumbling back to the ground. Second was, apparently Tasha and Patty shower together. I was shocked.

" I'll make coffee and you two can figure out which one of you want to take the first shower. "

"Actually we shower together. You know to save water and stuff, FBI paychecks only cover so much. " Tasha said nonchalantly.

"Come on Jane, don't look like that. It's nothing inappropriate we just help each other wash up and get out, you could come too if you want. " Patterson grabbed my shoulder.

"Not to be rude but I'm not a very uh- open person. I think I'm my most open with you guys but I just don't think I'm quite that comfortable yet. "

"Ok next time, toots. " Tasha winked and started to laugh at my shocked face.

That was setback number two. Setback number three was the fact that Patterson and I didn't have a change of clothes and we didn't have time to go to our separate houses. With me being so tall it took a while to find something from Tasha's closet that doesn't look small on me, and Tasha has like no waist so it took forever to find something for Patterson.

We left with about five minutes to spare. Which we killed by going for a coffee run.

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We arrived at SIOC right on time. Patty was wearing one of Tasha's dull navy blue button-ups with fitting black jeans, Tasha was wearing a gorgeous lower cut, black button up with a black blazer and sleek black pants, and of course, her famous heels. I was wearing a dulled emerald green button up with sleek black boot cut pants. And of course we were all wearing sunglasses. Our attire distracted everyone from our obvious hangovers. Thank God.

We also got a lot of looks, and compliments throughout the office. Especially Patterson. The navy brought out her eyes.

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After last night, we decided to leave separately. I was still in the office well after everyone. Everyone except Kurt. Kurt and I were the only two left in SIOC. He finally got up.

"Goodnight Jane. "

I had almost succeasfully played it cool all day.

"Goodnight-oh wait did I call you yesterday?"

"Um- I don't know. I'll check. Do you not remember? " Kurt started chuckling and walking closer to me.

"Ok you caught me. Tasha, Patty, and I went out last night and had a few too many."

"Wow." Kurt started almost giggling. Which instantly made me start to laugh.

"Yeah. Are you sure I didn't call you? Actually, maybe it was a dream. "

"Ohhh you're dreaming about me now?"

"Don't flatter yourself. "

"Wayyyyy too late for that. Actually wait-"

Kurt pulled out his phone.

"Yeah you actually did call me, you left a message too. "

Jane froze. Kurt put his phone on speaker.

Hey I was just calling to let you know...

Jane launched into action and sprinted straight for him.

"NO KURT DON'T LISTEN TO THAT! "

Kurt sprinted in the other direction. They were now running in circles around SIOC.

.....poWeR over my moOd

Jane then jumped onto her desk and jumped onto Kurt's back in a last ditch effort to take Kurt's phone out of his hand. Except she wasn't entirely on his back. One of her legs was swung over his shoulder and the other was slightly dragging on the ground.

Iiiiiiiii am over you! And that my friend is what they call closure!

Kurt stopped running, and Jane stopped trying to grab Kurt's phone. She was still on his back and he didn't try to get her off. Instead he slightly adjusted her so she was properly on his back, so he was supporting her weight and the risk of her falling off was minimal.

"You're over me? " Kurt sounded so.... Hurt.

"Kurt- I- I don't know. "

She was so grateful that she didn't have to look him in the eye when she said that. She got off his back and made a beeline for the locker room. Grabbed her stuff then took the stairs out of the building. Leaving Kurt in an empty SIOC. Alone.

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She walked home and the only thing on her mind was how Kurt's voice slightly cracked when he asked her if she was over him. She walked into her safe house and was inside for a grand total of three minutes before she heard a knock on the door.

"Kurt what are you doing here-"

"Jane I'm your coworker. Not just your coworker, I'm the lead agent on your case you can't tell me that- that you have feelings for me! What am I supposed to say to that Jane? I can't deal with this! "

He can't deal with this? They're my feelings. Wait did he just come over to yell at me?!

"This isn't my fault! I didn't just wake up one day and say 'Oh hey, this is a great day to fall in love with Kurt' like what the f*ck! "

"You- you're in love with me? "

F*ck.

"I need to go. "

"Fine then, leave! "

She slammed the door, sat on the couch, buried her head in her hands and cried. That lasted about thirty seconds before there was another knock at the door. She didn't even need to look through the peephole. She knew.

No words were spoken. She opened the door and looked up at Kurt. Then he grabbed her by the waist into a searing kiss. Jane backed them into the house and Kurt closed the door with his foot to not break the kiss.

They kissed for a few minutes and just before the tension became overwhelming, Jane broke the kiss, and rested her forehead against Kurt's.

"I have to say, I'm getting some pretty mixed signals from you." Jane was laughing and slightly crying at the same time. Kurt chuckled.

"I love you too, Jane. "

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#jeller #blindspot #humor #JanexKurt #FRIENDS #crack fic #All Planmed Out #Girl Power #Family #please let me know what you guys think!!😁💜

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