#flavour: gravity falls

[hkthatgffan]

Just noticed this in both seasons of Gravity Falls.

When Dipper screwed up in a major way while with Stan or Ford, the episode ended with them both having a Pitt Cola and him being cheered up and motivated by them.

It happened at the end of Boyz Crazy after Dipper ruined Wendy and Robbie's relationship and angered Wendy...

And again at the end of The Last Mabelcorn when he nearly memory wiped Ford and broke the machine.

IDK about you, but I just love this small little bonding thing he has with them. Nothing like an S&P approved drink and some Grunkle motivation to get you going again!

#gravity falls #dipper #dipper pines #stan pines #grunkle ford #grunkle stan #ford pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #gravity falls season 1 #gravity falls season 2 #Boyz Crazy #the last mabelcorn #alex hirsch #Pitt Cola #Look at these dorks bonding over peach flavoured soda #wendy corduroy #mabel #mabel pines #gravity falls fandom #something for all the Grunkle lovers who follow me #lol #adorable #adorkable

[ziggystarmonster]

Genuinely how fucking dare you

#stardust flavoured post #gravity falls #this isnt even the worst one i saw this is just the one that hurts the most

[whereisthebigstabbyman]

#gravity falls #gruncle stan #myedit #don't you just love the flavour that a con man adds to a comedy series

[mystery-twins-ask-blog]

Like I said, I'm a void.

[Audible crunching]

And don't let your sister into the glitter tomorrow.

[munch munch]

-Void Anon

wha-… could you maybe explain what a void is?

also does the glitter thing have anything to do with the missing party canons?

#I wonder what flavour those chips are? #gravity falls #dipper pines #pines twins #mystery twins #gravityfalls #Dipper #ask blog #gravity falls ask blog #ask the pines twins #ask mabel and dipper pines

[1sjsoul]

“He’s the type of guy to..” (pt.4!)

I realised that i haven’t posted in so long, my bad😞 life sucks rn. Have this while i go sob over this spider in my house. (most of these were from @memzyyy !!)

-bills the type of guy to get jealous when you cuddle up to your teddies and not him (he’s a little childish sometimes)

-bills the type of guy to whine when your paying attention to your phone and not him (you took your eyes off him for literally 3 seconds..)

-bills the type of guy to give you all the good flavoured gummies, even if they’re his favourite but he says he hates them so you don’t feel bad when you eat them!

-bills the type of guy to kiss you in public to show his (crazy) fangirls that your his

-bills the type of guy to hold your hand, even if your mad and don’t hold his hand back (if you can imagine what i mean😭🙏)

-bills the type of guy to forget how to walk immediately after you point out how to walk (real)

-bills the type of guy to say he’s good with his alcohol to impress you, but the next second you’re comforting him while he’s crying like a child after being sick

-bills the type of guy to choke on water

-bills the type of guy to miss the door handle when trying to open the door and just fucking slam his face into the door💀

-bills the type of guy to say he was “testing to see if gravity still works” after you catch him falling over

#bill kaulitz #tokio hotel #i love him #cutie patootie #hes so silly

[teaboot]

What are your favorite pieces of media?

hhhhng Uhhhh

growing up, probably The Pendragon Chronicles- from what I recall it's a series of books about a kid who has to correct cataclysmic events on a bunch of separate worlds caused by a being who intends to end life on all of them.

One world is Modern Earth, where he's the only one able to use the portal to travel to other worlds, one is 1920's Past Earth, one is Future Earth in a sort of cyberpunk setting, one is a desert planet in the midst of war, one is a jungle world in which the dominant species is a race of bipedal cats, one is a water world where all food is farmed on a series of island-sized boats.. and I think that's all of them, unless I'm forgetting?

And on each world there's one guardian, and they meet up and fight and shit, and they can't blow their cover on any world, and each world has a large, distinct world-ending event brewing- The water one may lose their source of food, for example, and in future-earth people are wasting away in a virtual reality game they become addicted to.

It's one of the rare long series of teen books that I feel had a pretty satisfying ending despite the huge buildup, and I'd really recommend it to anyone interested.

I also really like X-Men, and Trigun, and while I haven't seen the new Percy Jackson series it was UNCONTESTED my number one favourite- I still have it on my shelf, absolute A+.

Aaaaand.... I enjoy the Batman Fandom more than most of the comics themselves but I'm in there, too. Was a homestuck cosplayer back in the day, as well. Loved Gravity Falls, loved Steven Universe.

Six Underground ins my favourite "sick at home" comfort movie. Also the only two John Wick movies in existence, shame they never made more sequels. Lord of the Rings. The Princess Diaries. Stardust. Ella Enchanted.

Oh, and the Inkheart books were FABULOUS. Really, they read like nothing else, just such a fantastic and unique flavour in fantasy!

Uhhhhh. Hellboy, too. Hell's Paradise. Bleach. Darker Than Black I vaguely remember enjoying, but I have the DISTINCT MEMORY of despising season two, so fuck that shit, whatever it was.

And I remember... oh, maybe twelve years ago, now? Really liking the spy series Nikita, and the urban fantasy Lost Girl, though I don't think I finished either.

Oh, and Elementary is a must-watch!

Poirot, too, and Perry Mason, and Midsommer Murders.

Also Blown Away, glassmaking reality series, and Forged In Fire, a bladesmith reality series.

Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell, Hell's Kitchen, all good.

Puppet History. Watcher. Game Changer.

And webcomics Dead End and Check Please.

................I may need to spend more time on this

[gh0st-t0wn3]

Lmk ss edits + headcanons, Part 5 (Porty MK, Artist MK, Delivery MK)

- He/They

- Gay

- Calls Redson either Wildfire or Firecracker

- Whenever something goes wrong he says "called it." (He did not, in fact, call it)

- Calls everyone "Dude"

- Once took Redson out to the Anti-gravity Arcade and got mad when he passed out after almost 32 hours of non-stop dancing and playing arcade games

- Tells MK that he has no fashion sense but will wear the most atrocious combination of colours and patterns himself

- Has multiple ear piercings as well as a bellybutton and tongue piercing

-  Once threw a party that got busted by the police and dispelled himself to avoid getting caught

- Has so much energy, if he's not at a party he's constantly walking around the apartment, if his legs start hurting he'll sit down for like 8 seconds before getting up and walking around again because he still has so much energy left

- Makes the dirtiest jokes known to man kind

- Makes the others do karaoke night with him. every. week.

- Will sometimes put on lipstick and kiss all over Redsons face and neck to make og MK jealous (trust me guys, please🙏)

- Absolutely HATES dark chocolate, it's too bitter for him

- Despises the claw machine games at the arcade, if he gets something and then it falls out of the claw he'll literally break the glass and just take it

- Lives on energy drinks

- Will refuse to drink any soft drinks when they run out of bubbles

- Loves those cringey alpha wolf memes

- Laughs at those firemen saving people in reverse videos and always sends them to Redson, who also laughs at them (yes it does concern MK and the others)

- Smells like sweat and cotton candy (its from flavoured vape smoke)

- Love language is Quality time (and by quality time I mean partying)

- Has a whole box of glowsticks

- "Hey, hey, hey guys, watch this!!" *fails at trick*

- Loves candy, especially hard candies

- Scams kids out of their tickets at the arcade

- Paints his nails a different colour every week, and almost always uses glow in the dark nail polish

- Tried to make his own firework show once and set three houses on fire

- Would rearrange someone's whole room just to mess with them

- Has a monkey form just like og MK, he uses his tail to take prizes from the claw machines without having to actually play them

- He/They

- Gay

- Calls Redson his Muse

- Would probably collect bones. It freaks the fuck out of MK and the other clones

- Will destroy any and every art piece if it doesn't turn out exactly how he envisioned it in his head

- Writes fanfiction

- Constantly covered in paint splatters, charcoal, glue, etc

- Hates baths, lives off dry shampoo

- He acts like a cat whenever he gets wet

- Takes great care of all his art supplies and will flip out if something is out of place

- Agreed to help Sandy paint his boat again the second time he was summoned but only if Sandy stopped changing what colour he wanted it to be after every new coat of paint (Sandy learnt his lesson the first time art MK was summoned)

- His advice is always "just kill them"

- Bites ankles

- Was almost arrested for vandalism (he ran away from the cops)

- Once painted a picture of Redson, who only said "this is pretty good" (it was in fact a genuine compliment, he loved it), and Artist almost killed him

- Analyzes his dreams as if he's the prophet predicting the end of the world

- Won't let anyone use his art supplies

- Growls at people

- Perfectionist

- Smells like paint fumes

- Love language is gift giving and words of affirmation

- If he's focusing on something really hard and something startles him, he'll jump in the air like a cat

- Was drawing at a park once and a bunch of kids were being annoying so he tripped one when it ran past him

- Collects concept art books from literally anything, movies, video games, TV shows, it doesn't even matter if he's played/watched them he just likes looking at the concept art

- Insomniac who 'cures' it with an unholy amount of caffeine

- Has drank paint water before, will do it again

- Extremely passive agressive

- MK yelled at him once for getting paint all over his bed

- Has a monkey form just like og MK, he uses his tail to reach higher places when painting on walls and shit

(Had to use og MK has a base ref because the show did delivery MK dirty)

- He/They

- Gay

- Calls Redson Paprika

- Loves straws, will only ever drink something if he uses a straw (I did this as a kid)

- Is constantly listening to music while doing deliveries and has absolutely passed his destination on multiple occasions

- Surprisingly witty

- Is the only MK who knows how to cook and genuinely loves it

- Has a little bit more chub than og MK does (duplicatnation did him dirty and I will never forgive them for his design)

- Has gotten into physical fights with rude customers before and would do it again

- Absolutely HATES eating fish

-His shoe laces are never tied, the amount of orders he's ruined because he tripped on his stupid laces is insane

- If he gets bored he'll just lay on the floor and do nothing

- Has accidentally eaten dog food before

- After a long day of delivering he'll pass out for hours at a time then wake up again at like 2am

- "Not to be rude, but.." proceeds to say the most disrespectful shit you've ever heard

- Either cannot keep a secret for the life of him, or will immediately forget the secret 5 mins after being told what it is, no in-between

- Him and the other clones accidently broke into a strangers house once, and he felt really bad so he cleaned the dishes before leaving (it was on the news)

- Will @ a specific person in a group chat instead of just dming them

- Sometimes eats out of the noodles he's delivering, no one has found out yet

- Smells like noodles

- Love language is Acts of service

- If he gets into a fight with someone he is fully willing and ready to resort to biting

- Saw Monkey King eat his own hair once and almost threw up

- Sometimes if a customer is being rude while ordering over the phone he'll purposely drive slow or take a longer route so their noodles are cold when they get them (og MK has told him to stop multiple times because he's scared of Pigsy thinking he's the reason they get any bad reviews)

- Has a Spotify Playlist for every possible occasion

- Gives out really good hugs and will hug people for really long periods

- Cries when he sees sad animal videos

- Can't whistle to save his life

- Has a monkey form just like og MK, he uses his tail to hold more orders to get work done faster

#fanart #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid fanart #lego monkie kid mk #lmk mk #lmk spicynoodles #mk clone #porty clone #porty mk #artist clone #artist mk #delivery clone #delivery mk #lmk mixtape #mixtape shipping #lmk firealpaca #firealpaca shipping #lmk hotwheels #hotwheels shipping #i literally just found out the ship name for artist/delivery mk x redson #lmk headcanon #headcanon #redesign

[cosmicatta]

Ask & Answered!

tagged by @toastdarling 🌸 thank you!

◈   TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

favourite colour(s): every shade of blue

favourite flavour(s): cinnamon, cherry, teriyaki

favourite genre(s): fantasy, magical realism, mystery

favourite music: honestly I'll listen to pretty much anything, from hard rock to classical music, but I have a special preference for 80s hits and Japanese indie

favourite movie(s): Pride and Prejudice (2005), Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek 2

favourite series: Good Omens, One Piece, Haikyuu!!, Gravity Falls

last song: Your body is a weapon by The Wombats

last movie: Glass Onion

currently reading: The house in the cerulean sea by TJ Klune

currently watching: One Piece, Buddy Daddies

currently working on: in a creative sense, working on a zosan royal au fic, several fanart pieces and a few fantasy au concepts I'm excited about; in a personal sense, working on my insecurities, hoping to improve my lifestyle by trying sports for the first time (kendo, specifically!) and studying for a competitive exam

@goldenandhappy @ftld42 @bryttdaffodil @doremiinas @ats0mi @mafuwara @miyakiyoomii @heart-cores @omiishii

#tag games #🌸 cute

[autisticgirliesbracket]

What makes Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls the autistic girlie ever of all time? Here's what the people have to say:

Mabel-related asks/reblogs: x This post will be updated after each round!

Image ID in alt text and under the readmore.

[Image ID. White slide with a screenshot of Mabel in the top right corner, she is dancing. She is surrounded by text boxes which read,

"wears a different sweater every single day in SUMMER. also she's loud and very silly in situations where it might not be appropriate, says whatever's on her mind, struggles with change, retreats into her sweater and rocks back and forth when she's upset, doesn't always realize how her actions impact others, has high empathy and a hard time saying "no" because she doesn't want other people to be upset, etc etc"

"One of her main story arcs is resistance to change particularly when it comes to her being very attached to her brother. She is very social and friendly but is often "too loud" or generally misses social cues - also tends to spit out random information to people she is talking to. The friends she does make are people who thing her eccentric nature is charming! upon meeting a girl with a lizard and a girl who fashioned herself fork-hands she whispers "ive found my people". She hyperfocuses on things very often! Like the sock puppet episode where she spends days producing a puppet show, or her crush of the week, or a boyband. She if VERY much the "oh she isn't autistic lol, shes just girly" type of gal that people dismiss often because shes social so "she cant POSSIBLY be ND". when she is emotionally overhwelmed she "goes to sweater town" aka sinks into her sweater to remove sensory imput from the outside world. also she has trouble empathasing with people at times especially if it comes into conflict with something shes hyperfixating on and can often have trouble controlling emotional bursts as a result of those conflicts. she also adores being creative, colorful stuff, knitting. i frankly think shes is autistic AND had adhd. i love her to death and i think a lot of her conflicts in the show could be interpreted/understood in a way thats like "oh thats an undiagnosed autistic kid dealing with stuff". her relationship with her brother is also interesting cause i think both of them are autistic and have learned to support/help each other in a way other ppl dont understand"

"She has tendency to obsess over things (such as her crush of the week or her pet pig), and clearly enjoys the sensory stimulation of lots of bright colours and patterns, and strong, sweet flavours. Her social skills also leave a little to be desired, as she's often very forward, quite loud and overly enthusiastic. Mabel is also quite change averse, as well as averse to the idea of having to 'grow up' and act more mature, which becomes a running theme throughout the show, as she tries to hold onto her childhood."

"Constantly wearing sweaters even in summer (literally only ever takes one off on-screen when she's made fun of for wearing it, and even then she ties it around her waist instead of tossing it), immediately bonds with two girls who are weirdos (affectionate dw) who do things like tape forks to their fingers in order to eat popcorn without getting butter on their hands, obsessed w/ bright colors and the 80's aesthetic, loves to make weird noises, I could go on"

"She wears sweaters every day (different ones in different colors, same style). She’s sometimes easily distracted, but tends to hyperfocus on a goal once she has it. When she’s sad or scared she goes to “sweater town” (pulling her head, arms, and knees under her sweater)"

"Knitting is her special interest to the point that she has a different sweater every day. She purposefully makes friends with everyone, ignoring social cues. She stims a lot by doing jazz hands and big movements. When she's very upset, she rocks back and forth and hids in an oversized sweater. She takes promises very seriously and always tries to see the best in people. Last but certainly not least, she has a whole episode dedicated to how "weird" she is with the ultimate conclusion being that unconventional, out of the box thinking is good."

"I know everyone hcs her as ADHD but also LISTEN...she has so much autism to me. She has a special interest in crafting, she tends to let her emotions override logical thinking when she's passionate about something, she just means so much to me as a former weird girl and since I am also autistic, I love projecting <3 Also you know she makes her own sweaters 1) because it's fun but also 2) maybe she struggled to find sweaters that weren't bad texture-wise so she decided to take up sewing/crocheting and made all her own clothes with a special yarn after that."

"i am not autistic but all my autistic friends love her and say she has autistic girl swag"

"it's mabel. all of that family has autism in spades and she is no exception. look at her. look at sweater town. come on" End ID.]

#autistic girlies bracket #autistic girlie masterpost #gravity falls #mabel pines

[femache]

"I'd love to but gravity's calling and ive got some falling to do!" -lemon demon 'ive got some falling to do'

sorry to be a nerd.. BUUUUT!!! @rose-thorn tickled my vast flavoured fancy with vast logan, felt the need to draw the silly. <33333

#digital art #commisions open #logan sanders #ss logan #tss logan #tss logic #vast!logan #tma sanders sides #sanders sides #tma au #art im proud of

[that-multi-fandom-hijabi]

ೃ⁀➷ people are people but it's like you're made of angel dust...

call me nova | she/her | enfp | aroace | extrovert | muslimah | minor born in april | aries (don't believe in zodiacs though) | FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 | single certified dating advice dealer | fitz vacker and sophie foster defender | cabin 6 girly | telepath/empath | cress darnel's twin in another universe | xander hawthorne's #1 stan | monet's apprentice in another timeline | your friendly neighborhood hopeless romantic | a chaotic arab-american hijabi fangirl | bubble tea supremacy

pinterest - carrd - wattpad

(i don't do chain asks anymore, sorry!)

DNI if: pro-israel, zionist, islamophobic, antisemitic, proshipper, religiophobic, xenophobic, NSFW, racist, sexist, creep, 20+ (unless i follow first), or just a crappy person in general.

fandoms: keeper of the lost cities, the riordanverse, a good girl's guide to murder, the inheritance games, the lunar chronicles, six of crows, avatar the last airbender, gravity falls

i also rp as my kotlc oc aliza windward sometimes

ships i live for: sophie x keefe, percy x annabeth, jameson x avery, cress x thorne, aang x katara, zuko x katara, dex x biana

i write: short stories and fanfics (i do not write smut or y/n)

here is my writing blog! @novaaaaaa-writes

music i like: olivia rodrigo, maisie peters, sabrina carpenter, conan gray, gracie abrams, mitski, melanie martinez, one direction

hobbies: fencing, crochet, coding (i run a girls who code), art, scrolling through tumblr and pinterest, cooking, baking, and sewing.

personal tags: #nova talks fandom stuff (fandom posts) #the hijabi rants (rants) #on aliza windward (my oc) #aliza windward speaks (also my oc) #the nova chronicles (life updates) #nova writes (my writing) and #nova's music (lyrics i post)

the completely insane cult of teenage girls i'm in (i love you): @moondust-on-the-hijabi @loife1m @reyna-obsessed @queenie-blackthorn @tinadablackthorn @heartstars @someonewhogotanaccount @hijabi-desi-bookworm

my friends: @swans-chirping-in-the-distance @queenpiranhadon @iam1withthepeggy @labaguetteisdabest @tam-shade-song @bookishirishdancer @newyorktimesbestsellerr @an-j8 @lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd @mxnkeydo @sleep-can-wait @yourtwistedlies @the-princess-fangirl @mushroomcarrotstick @tastetherainbow290 @nerdy-girl3791 @trilingualwannabe @averyriskygamble1989 @deulalune @therealkaidertrash21 @the-bookish-bitch @isilee @electricguitarhasmyheart @fireflychaosdemon @torifuckingspring @rainbow-flavoured-skittles @fly-inghighx @lucyshypemaster

#pinned post

[anglerflsh]

You and Philip being all witch hunter to witch hunter to each other makes think of an alternate world where you’re the mc of new hit disney animated series where you are uncovering whether or not magic is real and getting mentored by your dubious uncle figure who might be an alt Philip and underlying mystery how he’s not what seems to be like how it would go if you were a fictional main character of this series?

I love this concept actually. Gravity falls but puritan-flavoured

#asks #anonymous #''dubious uncle figure''. It's like if Hunter was useful <3 #toh #you guys are serving me perfectly flavoured escapisms. Au of real life where I go to witch hunting camp and also am a protagonist /j #I reckon it'd go well because I'm notoriously loved by authority figures and because I'd agree with him on the fratricide

[ziggystarmonster]

FUCK i am an idiot I just realised Ford Pines from Gravity Falls and Cave Johnson from Portal are BOTH voiced by J.K. Simmons I cannot believe it took me this long to realise what the FUCK

#stardust flavoured post #portal #gravity falls

[wowwowokay2]

Deep Space Mission Weight Gain / Alien Contact

A small crew of four humans is traveling deep into space. The crew consists of: the youngest who is a multi talented scientist, the engineer, the former jock turned astronaut, and the intelligent lady doctor. They are observed by unseen aliens who are confused by the humans appearance, and seek to help them round out.

The food that the humans are eating remains the same but is about twice as calorie dense. They are floating in zero gravity and are wearing very stretchy garments, so no one notices they are all gaining weight until it is time for a routine exterior hull check and no one can fit into their space suits. Luckily for them, the aliens are taking care of the hull and at that moment make contact. They greet the humans and request that the humans visit their planet. The human crew readily agrees, eager to foster first contact with an intelligent alien species.

The aliens reroute them towards their planet. Soon they are in orbit and schedule a meeting aboard one of the planet's space stations. Unlike the simple human space stations, the alien ones have varying levels of artificial gravity so as to allow space travelers to readjust to gravity. The human crew boards the lower gravity end of the station. They are all quite surprised by how heavy the gravity feels. According to their calculations the gravity is low for human standards. They still don't have direct contact with their alien visitors, but the aliens provide them food that they have tested and deemed compatible with the human digestive system.

The crew happily indulges in the alien food. They are all so excited that they all overeat. It is only at this point that the human crew realizes that they aren't only stuffed, they are have all gained some weight too! It's not a large amount, 10 pounds on the youngest, about 15 on the engineer and doctor, and almost 20 on the ex jock astronaut. They all examine their new bodies tenderly before falling asleep after an exciting day of experiencing alien culture through their food.

The next day they are awoken by the most delicious smells, as their first meal of the day awaits them. The crew tries to ask their still unseen alien benefactors questions about other parts of their culture, but the aliens refuse to answer. The humans are frustrated and demand answers, however, one by one they fall victim to the smell of the food. First it's the ex jock astronaut, then the youngest, followed by the doctor and the engineer. The tastes and textures are everything they could desire. Some of the tastes are familiar, identical to flavours from Earth, others are truly exotic, and yet so comforting. The crew is lulled into a state of bliss, and they don't notice that a group of suited up aliens has entered. They turn their attention to the aliens, who greet them. The aliens faces are obscured but they shape is that of fat humans. The aliens speak to them simply and refer to them and "young folk." The aliens believe that the humans are young and haven't finished growing, so naturally they are nourishing them until they are fully grown. They explain that they can't conduct official business with those who are "barely adults."

The aliens exit and the humans are perplexed. However, being scientists and the only people ever given this opportunity, they are averse to not following the aliens' customs. More food suddenly appears. They are already extremely distended, with round stomachs reaching forwards, some trying to droop downwards in the low gravity. The ex jock astronaut pats his gut "I mean, what the hell." and shrugs. The engineer nods and settles back down with a humph. The doctor already has some form of alien pastry disappearing between her lips, and the youngest strolls back to the table and carefully chooses a round, pale green lump of food.

It becomes difficult to keep time, as the aliens' day is of a different length than a human day. Each day is filled with delicious food. When one of the crew is struggling to keep up eating, the rest assist them and stuff them. One day it's the engineer and they are encouraged by the youngest. Another time it's the youngest encouraged by the doctor and engineer. A different day it is the ex jock astronaut and the doctor feeding each other, massaging their guts. The youngest falls behind the rest and soon has the attention of all three of them. "You can do it." The doctor encourages.

Arms become flabby, and thighs begin to chaff. The aliens gladly supply the humans with lotions, creams, pillows, clothing and some introductory material about other aspects of their culture. The humans similarly try to share, such as the fact that humans don't need to be fat to be fully grown, but they never manage to get the point across. Especially when yet another table of food appears.

The crew is moved to a higher gravity area and they truly begin to feel the effects of their alien diet. They feel the jiggling more keenly, but most of all they feel the weight. Their stomachs arch downwards. At this point the humans believe they must have gained enough weight to get on with business, but the aliens instead host a grand banquet and encourage them to eat everything there, saying that if they don't it is viewed as a insult. Despite the fact that the humans' appetites had grow tremendously since arriving on the station, the amount of food lain before them was barely believable. There is easily enough food there to feed 50 people. Set in front of each human are the foods that they have each taken to the most at the station. The soft green lumps for the youngest, bowls of steaming thick brown stew for the engineer, layered beige rectangles for the doctor, and a thick pink paste-like substance for the ex jock astronaut. A few of the aliens sit across the huge table, faces still obscured. The humans are determined to not let this mission fail, not this far in.

They eat constantly for probably more than five human hours, inconceivable and yet, they keep going, only resting to relieve themselves and massage their almost cartoonly swollen guts. They blech and recline, with one hand resting on their guts, and the other clutching a piece of food or cutlery. The aliens commend them for their effort, and say that they will allow the humans to sleep and continue the meal after they wake. There is still about enough food to feed 35 people left. The food is packed away and the crew is led back to their sleeping quarters. The engineer, ex jock and doctor manage to waddle their way there, but the youngest needs to be carried back.

When they wake they are surprised by how much room it feels like they have in their stomachs. They all examine each other. The youngest grips the lower part of their belly and shakes it.

"I swear this is bigger than it was yesterday, like, fat wise." They gawk.

The doctor grabs the youngest' gut, pinching and squeezing. "Considering the food is alien and the nutritional content of it is unknown to us, I would not be surprised if that was true."

The engineer's folded over gut growls. "No shit, doc." They grumble whilst blushing.

The ex jock grins "I'm honestly loving this, isn't that weird? I love being fat." He stretches his fingers over his gut.

"Same." The youngest whispers.

The doctor straightens, her belly and breasts pressing against her outfit. "We do what we must."

The group is returned to the large room with the banquet. Systematically they get to work, eating, and feasting, and indulging. As the day wears on the aliens remove their clothing to allow for their growing forms to breath. The aliens encourage the humans to recline and hand feed them gently, singing sweetly. On this day the aliens have included yet another weight gaining enhancer. A smooth, thick liquid that increases the elasticity of their stomachs and skin. One at a time the liquid is introduced to the humans. The engineer swallows carefully, the doctor swallows lustfully, the youngest swallows with curiosity, and the ex jock swallows eagerly. None of them realize that they are being fed for so long. They are instead trapped in a blissful fantasy, growing, growing, stretching, fattening.

After a full 20 human hours, one by one the crew comes to. Their guts look like literal blimps. The engineer flushes furiously, blabbering on and on about how could this happen. The youngest is gingerly smoothing their hands over their huge belly. The ex jock is already trying to stand up but can't simply due to the amount of weight in his stomach. The doctor remains reclined, hands cupping her chins.

They are all carefully carried away to their sleeping quarters and left to rest. When they wake up again they are still absolutely stuffed. The aliens come and clean the humans, carefully washing them all, drying them, and applying lotion to them. They continue to spend the next several days recovering, eating a relatively small amount of food. Their banquet stuffing quickly melts onto their bodies, but it is still largely centred on their guts. The amount of flesh that is available to their grasp grows each day.

Finally, the aliens return with news that the humans may now be formally greeted. The crew sizes each other up. The engineer's belly button is hidden in a crease of fat, and their once strong forearms are layered with fat. The youngest has a low, flabby gut that reaches down their thighs. The ex jock has a distended stomach, generous love handles and moobs. The doctor has a massive gut and ass.

They are given new clothes and time to prepare. They had spent so much time eating that now when it was time to make proper contact they felt hopelessly unprepared. In between typing, scribbling and discussions, the crew stress eat. Finally they are ready and go into the meeting room. They all fall to the ground. The meeting room is calibrated to normal Earth gravity and they are all taken off their feet by their girth.

Ever the gracious hosts, the aliens offer to help in any way they can. The doctor requests a scale to weigh them and provides conversion measurements for them to see what they weigh in pounds. The aliens oblige and one by one the humans are weighed.

Before the mission, the youngest weighed 125lbs and was 5'5" tall. They were now 278lbs, gaining 153lbs.

The engineer was 150lbs and 5'9" tall, they now weighed 327lbs, gaining 177lbs.

The ex jock was 171lbs and 5'11" tall, he now weighed 358lbs, gaining 187lbs.

And lastly the doctor was weighed. Before the mission she was 107lbs and 5'2" tall. She was now 282lbs, and had gained 175lbs.

The aliens all rejoiced that the humans were no longer "young folks" and were fully mature. Wearing only a separate breathing apparatus, alien dignitaries flowed into the room. The humans shakily stood to greet them. They did indeed look remarkably like humans, just with varying shades of muted yellow skin. And they were all fat. The aliens approached and the humans put out their hands to shake. The aliens kept moving forward however. They slide their three fingered hands underneath the humans fat new bellies and lightly stroke them.

"Greetings, welcome to our home." A little robotic voice chimed from their breathing apparatus. "This is how we greet each other." The aliens took one of the human's hands and placed it under their bellies, encouraging them to stroke.

The crew and the aliens eventually settle down and the humans present information on the human race. It is only then that the aliens realize what they have done and they interrupt the humans.

"We had no idea, we are terribly apologetic about this misunderstanding." One of the aliens in charge says through their robotic translator. "We hope this has not warped your view of us, we meant to no harm. We do not mean any bad will."

The crew shared glances with each other. First the ex jock and youngest began to giggle, then the doctor laughed, followed at last by the engineer. The laughter caused their fat bodies to jiggle. The alien audience patiently waited, still unsure if they had caused bad will.

The doctor caught her breath to speak "I will not speak for our whole crew, but personally," she caressed her belly. "I thank you for this experience."

The audience whispered among themselves as the ex jock stood and spoke, "Well I can speak for myself when I say I have never felt more confident in my body. And sexy as hell." He lifted his shirt and pulled his gut out from his pants.

"You don't need to apologize to me." The youngest meekishly smiled.

The engineer cleared their throat. "We all make mistakes, but I am more excited to learn about your people and culture than I am upset by all this." They slap their belly lightheartedly.

The aliens and human crew rejoice at the beginning of a new friendship between species. Music is played and and they dance. They all settle down for a feast and gladly chat about the various foods. The human crew is introduced to even more new food and happily oblige to offers of seconds, thirds, and fourths.

The crew is brought down to the planet to explore the fantastical world of these friendly aliens.

THE END.

#wwo talks #weight gain writing #weight gain story #wg writing #it's mostly realistic weight gain.

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9 people to get to know better

thank you @bluespring864 for the tag!! lovely to get to know u a little better ^ㅈ^

LAST SONG: uhh it was either something from Unreal Unearth by hozier or Making It! by Montaigne since those are the albums I’ve got on repeat lately! (listen to gravity xoxoxoxoxoox)

FAVORITE COLOR: all colours have their place but I’d say green, especially sage green, is my favourite. Closely followed by wine red/marone

CURRENTLY WATCHING: I almost exclusively only watch shows when my mum starts watching one dkkdjdj. I’m very bad at keeping up with shows because i have to be in the mood for it. I think the last show we watched was the fall of the house of usher!

SWEET / SAVOURY / SPICY: sweet! definitely sweet, although any flavour that is too strong is a no-no for me, so nothing too sweet.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: blissfully, wonderfully, and eternally single (im aromatic-asexual with no desire to ever date!)

CURRENT OBSESSION: hmm i guess tennis is the obvious one in that I’ve never been this invested especially outside of a slam (and the discord has been so nice). I’ve also gotten really in to making little plushies for myself and my friends although that’s an activity more than a thing. also pui pui molcar but that’s always on my mind.

LAST THING YOU SEARCHED: bing bunny flop- unironically obsessed with this guy he’s literally perfect in design and animation and character

as for tags well i don’t know if i’ve got nine people to tag.. i did just get loads of new mutuals but OWO tagging is scary.. and by my personal blog law mutuals r automatically tagged in any tag game i do.. for now i will tag @oedipushansen :3

#tag game #Spotify

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🌤️, 🌼, ❄️?

🌤️Share your favorite mechanic from a game you’re working on.

(From a game who's title I cannot reveal muahahahaha)

Shadow Self

When you fall into your Shadow Self - The predator in your bones and flesh tears your mind asunder. Now you are only teeth and claw, pain and blood. Everyone is prey to you, they are all weak and deserving of death.

While you are in your Shadow Self you gain the Question Are you being merciless with your prey?

To escape your Shadow Self - You must ask someone, Am I safe enough to be the weakest version of myself? If they prove it to you and you show true weakness, gain one Bond with them and return to normal.

🌼Share something beautiful from one of your games (name the game, or let me choose). From space pirates! (not the final name of the game, please don't be the final name of the game)

The Sirens’ Call

What the sirens truly are is a mystery, one that tastes of blood and despair. They lurk in the darkest spaces between stars, in the loving embrace of black holes.

The crew of the Blood Rose drifts idly among the tides, unaware of the black hole that will soon form nearby. What is the first sign that something isn’t right?

The Sirens’ Song pierces through the light years, and gravity begins to buckle. What desperate plan does the crew of the Blood Rose form and why is it doomed?

Those with an intimate relationship with death see the black hole first, blooming and pulling all light into it. When the sirens finally reveal themselves, what beautiful but terrifying shape do they take? 

The Blood Rose is pulled into the black hole, and the sirens embrace each doomed crew member. As the ancient ship is torn apart, what do the sirens feast on?

DOCKING ACTION: As we dock one of us catches a glimpse of a wretched specter. A member of The Blood Rose’s crew is now a siren’s echo, twisted by the black hole and stretched across the light years and through the tides. What does their sad song remind you of? ❄️Share a piece of flavour text from a game you’re working on. Honestly, (like many designers) my game design style usually means flavour text is also part of the mechanical text haha but! Here:

From Twilight Throne: The Houses of Ruin!

The Kraken's Clock must never strike again. Should it ever come to life, it will unleash a flood to drown the world and bring an end to this age. An army of battle mages and dreamwalkers attend to this difficult task, shattering time again and again to keep the clock still. Dreams had within the Clocktower are known to become prophecy.

#asks #ostrichmonkey #sword queen games #space pirates #the twilight throne #indie ttrpgs #ttrpg design