Imagine if ponies in My Little Pony did Timblr posts, I just know it would be chaotic as hell lmfao 😭😭😭
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🎉lifeoftheparty
I'm thinking about either adding glitter or sparkles to my cake, what do you guys think? :3
🍎applefarm
Sugarsweet, you could die from that
🎉lifeoftheparty
Festive!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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🕶trendingtrends--deactivated
Do you guys think that Twilight Sparkle could've blackmailed Celestia into getting the wings? I mean, come on! How does that even work? How does a unicorn get wings? Unless there was some blackmailing I don't believe that she could've gotten them naturally
💎rarityonthedime
Well you shouldn't assume things! Though it was sudden finding out that she could get wings, it is entirely possible that through the magic of friendship, anything can happen, somehow!
🕶trendingtrends--deactivated
Okay I'm gonna be nice to you because you're a mare, but don't you think you should be working instead of thinking?
💎rarityonthedime
I'm not going to be nice to you, and as my little sister would say, L+bozo+your mother never loved you+you failed school+you have not paid attention to lessons+even I have more thinking capabilities than you could ever imagine+please think before you post+KYS (Keep Yourself Safe) because I will find you
🌩the-coolest-pony-in-town
Girl you killed him you found him fr
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🌟princess-of-friendship
Can someone check on @plant-and-animals for a moment? Flurry Heart just blew up the microwave again and Celestia added crow skulls to the water supplies and she's now in the hospital
🛡royalguardcaptainofficial
Literally nothing could've prepared me for that sentence
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🐇plant-and-animals
Whoever is making that noise I swear to fuck if you don't turn down that noise I will find you I am trying to sleep I swear to fuck
🐇plant-and-animals
Turns out it was Angel, I am so sorry sweetie 🥺
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🐉discord-of-all-trades
Phew! Thank Celestia (can'tbelieveI'msayingthat-) that I managed to pin the trouble on that angry rabbit! Now I've got to make sure to silence my game
🐉discord-of-all-trades
Wait. Fluttershy follows this account.
🌩the-coolest-pony-in-town
Oh you're dead for sure
🐉discord-of-all-trades
I JUST DELETED THIS POST WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU REBLOGGING IT
🌩the-coolest-pony-in-town
Why not? :3
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🍏flim-brother
Who exploded the machine.
🍎applefarm
Oh I don't know, WHO put a crow skull in MY farm's water supply?
🍏flim-brother
WHAT. OH MY CELESTIA ARE YOU OKAY???????????
🍎applefarm
Wait that wasn't you, you con-brother?
🍏flim-brother
NO??????????? JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE ENEMIES IT DOESN'T MEAN I WOULD DO THAT TO YOU. AND I JUST CHECKED MY BROTHER HE JUST WOKE UP FROM HIS NAP AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EITHER
🍎applefarm
. Huh.
🍏flim-brother
Wait did you blow up the machine???
🍎applefarm
. I'll pay for the damage
🍏flim-brother
Deal, in exchange of me helping you whoever in the world put that skull inside of your water supply, what is their problem??????
Update: Celestia did it. I fell into a well after she accidentally (hopefully) threw me so that I couldn't be in her way while she was running from the hospital. I have a pet frog now
🍎applefarm
He has a pet frog now, can confirm
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🎉lifeoftheparty
Okay who in Celestia put a crow's skull in my tea today? It's not a very good prank :(
🍎applefarm
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE EXPERIENCING THIS. WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON???
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🌌luna-the-sneeler
What is Celestia doing she just jumped out the window
🌌luna-the-sneeler
Girl what did you do.
🌟princess-of-friendship
What happened? What could've happened that would've led to her jumping out the window?!
🌟princess-of-friendship
Girl what did you do.
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🚀of-course-its-not-celestias-account
I just threw skulls into the water supply, the weed has affected me
🌌luna-the-sneeler
Gurl what the fuck kinda weed are you smoking weed does not make you do that
🚀of-course-its-not-celestias-account
Nuh-uh
🌌luna-the-sneeler
Fym nuh-uh???
🌌luna-the-sneeler
She just told me that she tried to jump out the window to avoid responsibility of paying. She's still gonna pay tho, but I think she's gonna do it again
🧀secondlifeoftheparty
I'm calling the police
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🐲true--dragon
Am I a furry?
#<:^
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