Genesis Steve and Dream Steve: Siblings, siblings, SIBLINGS, SIBLINGS
Genesis, pointing at Dream: This is my brother.
Dream, pointing at Genesis: And this is my brother.
Genesis and Dream: We are siblings and we care for each other.
Genesis: Everything we own -
Dream: - we always share
Genesis and Dream: Because we're siblings and we have the same hair
[brief interval of eerie sounds as the two experience a flashback of the First Curse]
Genesis and Dream: If you don't like siblings, give us a chance. We'll impress you with our sibling dance!
[Genesis and Dream bob up and down in sync to the music]
Dream, pointing at Judge: Hey, what’s that?
Genesis, whispering: We have an older brother.
Dream: You thought there were two.
Gensis: But there is another.
Genesis and Dream: He’s always busy and he has short hair, but he’s one of us, so we don’t care.
Genesis and Dream, crowding around Judge while bobbing up and down: Come on, ‘keeper, snap out of that trance! It’s time to do the sibling -
Judge, annoyed: GUYS, GUYS, I can’t focus! I can’t read! I can’t get any of my work down with you guys making this racket about sibling dances!
Genesis and Dream: [upset]
Judge: I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be mean. It’s just we’ve lost a lot of attorneys in our office, and I’ve got a jury trial on Monday, and I’ve got to get this motion finished. And I don’t have time to do a [suddenly enthusiastic] SIBLING DANCE!
[Genesis, Dream, and Judge bob up and down to the music]
Genesis, creating Forest Steves: Sometimes I think I can talk to plants.
Genesis, Dream, and Judge: Come on, let’s do a sibling dance!
Dream, reliving the trauma of fighting the First Curse: The void of space is a vast expanse.
Genesis, Dream, and Judge: Come on, let’s do a sibling dance!
Judge: [loudly bangs his hammer into the ground multiple times with a straight face]
Genesis, Dream, and Judge: Come on, let’s do a sibling dance!
Genesis, Dream, and Judge: Siblings!
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