#fire anon

[theminecraftbee]

I'm re-reading Jevin's Egg Disaster and Attempty Number Thirty-Three and the only thing I can think of is

Cleo 🤝 Joe

Says "it's fine" when it's not

-fire

I’ve always been curious which one of them picked it up from the other because it’s a thing they both do in like, the same intonation, so they PROBABLY both do it because they talk to each other so much. (“It’s fine. It’s fine.”) either way its hilariously consistent that at least one of them will say it when it’s absolutely not fine,

#answered #fire anon

[cooltf2facts]

medic what is opinion of [Redacted Holy Screeching]

thanks

-🔥

“Ah, yes…” Medic leans back in his chair and ponders the question. “Truly, I believe Surgery Music has taken a turn for the worse in the last several years. Most hospitals seem to have fallen prey to the music that is popular today. The biggest thing that hurts most doctors is that those bands rarely play anything in the true medical, scientific context. Because of this, the message becomes corrupted. I believe if the hospitals would only send out this message, there would be less rock, more science, and that there would be more discoveries!”

“How is that…at all related to what they asked?” Engineer wants to know, seemingly very concerned.

#tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #lore #fire anon

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

wht abuot 1st degree burns 🔥 Anon

Hmm

Would consider.

Lips are chapped tho and my snakes still bite. Not recommended.

#spirit's inbox #fire anon

[transalphabf]

You smelled the delicious scent of a Omega in heat. And as you follow the scent the closer you get you hear the needy whimper slowly grow louder. You follow my scent until you find me in my soft Nest I have made, a whimpering mess wearing nothing but a big t-shirt. I continue to whimper as I hump the air desperate for a knot I am in the throes of my first heat, my eyes are glossy with need. I look up at you when I notice you were there and whimper "please please Alpha "repeatedly begging you to breed me and to satisfy my heat.

🔥

A poor Omega in heat, needing to be taken care of. Are you in need of taking care of? I can tell, from how slick you are, how desperately you hump the air.

It's easy to take good care of an Omega in their first heat, gotta take them all gently, and they need breeding properly in those moments.

A bit of scent marking to help control the heat, and then you'll be lucid enough to really enjoy the pain and stretch of taking your first knot. When you feel the first pumps of cum filling you, you'll truly enjoy it at a base biological level.

#omegaverse nsft #fire anon

[anneimaginesundertale]

First Meeting

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So Fire Anon (🔥) asked if I could set up an established relationship for her with Grillby. She sent THIS ask back in September for Fellby and requested something similar as a meet cute for her and Grillby. So, here is a variation on that scene with Best of All Timelines UT Grillby.

Prompt: You walk out of a dressing room asking if the outfit suits you, but it’s not your friend waiting outside the room like you thought.

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"I really don't know about this one," you called to your friend. "It's kinda...wild." No answer. Knowing your friend, she'd probably gone off to look for more ridiculous outfits for you to wear. You considered just not trying it on, but your friend would ask when she came back. Better to put it on, take a picture, and then take it off. That way at least you'd have proof that it looked dumb.

You managed to wriggle into the top. You were nearly swamped by the pants. The legs were way too long! You tried to find your shoes to slip them on again but you tripped on the pants! As you spun your arms wildly to regain your balance, you took another step backwards and fell out through the changing room curtain. (Darn this cheap store for not having actual doors on their changing stalls!)

You expected to hit the floor, but instead you landed in a pair of very warm arms. You looked up. Upside down above you was a fiery face--eyes like slits of lightning behind rectangular glasses and a mouth like a jack-o-lantern. The face was hard to read, but a crackling voice asked, "Are you all right?" in a concerned tone.

"Fine, I think," you managed.

The fire monster who had caught you steadied you and then let go. He stepped back and looked at you, tilting his head slightly as if he was studying you. You did the only thing you could think of. You struck a pose.

"What do you think?" you asked, gesturing at the outfit with one hand. "Is it me?"

"........seems....dangerous.........." the fire monster managed. His flames changed color a little. Was he blushing?

"I guess it is," you laughed. "If you weren't here, I might be taking this home because I ripped it, falling like that." You held out a hand. "I'm Jessa."

"Grillby," he said and took your hand to shake it.

"Well, Grillby," you said, "since you saved me from a fashion faux pas, I think I owe you one." You looked around for your friend, but she was still nowhere to be found, so you didn't feel too bad about what you said next. "How about I change out of this thing and into normal clothes and then I treat you to something to eat? There's a pretzel place and a cinnamon roll place here in the mall."

"..............That would be nice........" Grillby agreed, and you were pretty sure he smiled at you.

#grillby x reader #ut grillby x reader #grillby and jessa #fire anon #drabble

[caregiver-carmine]

Hi mama it's me ren

Welcome back

#fire anon

[bellafragolina]

I GET YOU LOVING LEON

HE'S SO HUSBAND MATERIAL I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING

He'll LOVE getting his hair messed with by his spouse <33

THE ADORABLE GRIN HE'LL HAVE AFTER IS-

I bet he'll give his spouse goodbye kisses before he runs off to work, the gesture is full of love they're definitely screaming inside while he does it

- Fire anon (Hi! Hi! Hi! I LOVE your works :D)

GOD I FORGOT THE HAIR PLAYING HEADCANONS DAMMIT I’LL JUST PUT THEM HERE:

Leon loves having his hair played with. It’s thick and very soft, as he takes very good care of it. He loves it when you run your fingers through it and massage his scalp. He wants you to braid it, so goofy styles with it, and maybe help him take care of it? Sometimes he’s too tired to bother, so he greatly appreciates your help with shampooing and conditioning and detangling and the works. You get a lot of lovey dovey exclamations of how you’re the one for him during it <3

Also hello!! Hi spitfire!! Welcome!! I’m so happy to have you!

~Renee

#champion leon x reader #leon x reader #being at work and doing this is odd #but freeing? #fire anon #welcome! welcome! welcome! #I’m so happy you’re here love

[the-craftsman-and-mover]

what’s your favorite flavor of fire?

personally mine is when you char a marshmallow so much it’s barely even a marshmallow anymore

-fire anon

My favorite flavor of fire is that of the hearth.

- Keeper.

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pkmn rp #pokemon rp #pokémon irl #irl pkmn #keeper speaks #fire anon

[justanechoflower]

Ara ara such a small flower, and yet such a bitch

Flowey: *Intimidatingly as possible* I used to be a god you know! Don't test me.

#undertale #art #flowey #small artist #undertale art #paper art #ask flowey #undertale fanart #ask blog #ask undertale #Fire anon #swearing #no swear law #arson #violence

[huggingstuffiesandcrying]

fire

arsonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

let it burn, burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

#rex wants asks 🦖 #arson anon #fire anon #🔥 anon

[the-church-of-murdoc]

Hey Murdoc, first time asker here (feel free to assign me a little emoji). I was wondering what your favorite foods/desserts were? I'm known among my circle of friends to be quite the cook c:

When it comes to food, I like it spicy, bold, and earthy. So, something like proper Mexican street food...which is a shame, since I can't even go to Mexico anymore. I'm also a big fan of Asian foods, particularly Taiwanese, Vietnamese, and Korean. As for desserts...Not much for sweets, to be honest...with some exceptions for personal reasons.

As to your symbol...No one's got the fire emoji. And I've got spice on the mind, so...There you are 🔥

#ask murdoc #fire anon

[theminecraftbee]

VOTE FOR FALSE

Why?

-pathetic wet cat of a woman

-somehow gets like the coolest fanart

-does Hermit gang mean nothing to you

-socially awkward when someone tries to kill her (when Scar tried to hOtGuY her)

-cryptid

VOTE FALSE TODAY

-fire

i mean to me it looks like the false voters care more. this is also a very good reason to vote false, in my books. better propaganda.

#answered #fire anon

[cooltf2facts]

Inspector, how are things going? Please tell me that you're taking care of yourself while waiting for the Administrator! By the way, take some warm tomato soup and some grilled cheese. The grilled cheese tastes really good dipped in the soup!

-🔥

“She’s here…but thank you,” the Inspector eagerly takes a bite of the grilled cheese, dipping a corner of it in the soup. The Administrator walks back into the room and stops to stare at him.

“Is the soup up to code?” She asks after a moment.

The Inspector turns to look at her, grilled cheese in his mouth, and then turns away slowly. “I can’t say…I don’t think it matters,”

#tf2 #tf2 administrator #lore #the inspector #food #fire anon

[gaylactic-fire]

#fires posts #zelink #I'll get anon hate for this surely but it's ok

[thegoddessnamedbees]

Thoughts on Hannibal? 🔥

Well it's an alright show, good concept, decent plots and characters. Bad lighting and sound though so I don't like watching it. I get why ppl are into it but i never formed that deep a connection tbh

#anon #fire anon

[anneimaginesundertale]

You walk out of a dressing room asking if the outfit suits you, but it’s not your friend waiting outside the room like you thought. With Fellby, please? I'm sorry if you're getting sick of him, he's just my favorite -🔥

How could I get sick of that fancy, cranky purple fire man? He’s fantastic! This month is the perfect time for you to indulge your love of Fellby. Send more, more I say!!!

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“Does this look okay?” you asked as you opened the dressing room door. “I really like the color, but I think it’s just kind of too much, you know? It’s just kind of…”

You trailed off as you realized your friend wasn’t sitting on the bench where you’d left them. Instead, the only person around was a very tall man (monster?) made of purple fire. The flames that made his head crackled and popped as he looked at you with eyes like lightning. “If you have other options,” he said, “I’d try those. Unless you like looking like a parade float.”

You blushed and wrapped your arms around yourself. “Thanks,” you managed before ducking back into the dressing room. You had to lean against the mirror for a moment to compose yourself. You had no idea who that monster was, but dang he was hot! Literally! And he’d seen you in this outfit. You definitely couldn’t buy this one now. You took it off, put it back on the hanger, and then stared at your other choices for a minute. None of them looked right anymore.

You changed back into your own clothes and picked up everything you’d tried on. You stepped back out of the dressing room, hoping the fiery man was still there. You weren’t sure if you were brave enough to ask him to help you pick something out, but maybe you could at least get a name?

“Hey!” your friend said. “You tried on the last one without me? And didn’t even keep it on to show me? What, did it not fit?”

You looked around. Your friend was the only person there. “Did you see a fire monster?” you asked.

“No.” Your friend frowned. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Nothing,” you said sadly. “He was just super hot.”

“If he was made of fire, of course he was hot,” your friend said, rolling their eyes. “Now why didn’t you wait for me to try on that last one?”

Elsewhere, a certain fire monster was regretting the fact he’d had to rush out of the store to answer a phone call. “This had better be good,” he snapped.

“Why?” Red asked on the other end.

“None of your business!” Red didn’t need to know that Fellby found himself suddenly unable to forget your face. He hadn’t even gotten your name.

#fellby #fellby x reader #fire anon #no skeletons september