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“People I would cheat on my boyfriend with” prank

Dorm Leader’s reactions to this prank

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Riddle Rosehearts

Why would you pull this prank on this precious baby?

He’s just trying to live by the rules, but you’re over here trying to give him an aneurysm or heart attack

He was just chillin’ in the rose garden playing with his little hedgehog buddies when you practically cornered the poor boy and told him you wanted to practice for your upcoming presentation.

Of course, Riddle being naive and in love, said he would love to help.

So you both walked into the Heartslabyul lounge and Riddle sitting waiting for you to set up and begin.

After setting up you stood in front of the laptop ready to pull off the prank.

How it went down:

Taking a deep breath you finally pulled up the slide show. “This presentation is about people I would cheat on my boyfriend with” you said as you saw the color drain from Riddle’s face. Quickly you clicked next slide. “Absolutely no one. Nobody in this world is better for me than him” you said grinning when the color returns to his face and he gives you a smile of his own. He leans forward looking at the screen.

“My rose, why is there another slide?” He looks at you with genuine curiosity.

I takes everything in you to continue with the prank (I probably wouldn’t be able to continue because he would look at me. He’s baby). You click to the next slide and the last thing he expected/wanted to see was his ex. Floyd Leech to be exact. His bicolored eyes burned a hole into Riddle as he stared at the screen with his mouth gaping. At that time Cater and Trey walked in and felt the tension in the air. Ace came out from somewhere, he was recording the whole thing making sure to get both the screen and Riddle’s reactions.

“Oh man house warden!” Ace said laughing almost to the point of tears “you should’ve seen your face!”

You made your way to stand behind Trey and Cater. Cater wrapped his arm around your waist (platonically) and took a selfie with you, captioning it “#ripprefect you shouldn’t have pranked the house warden”

Riddle stood up remaining silent looking between you and Ace. “Uh oh” Ace said as he took of running. Riddle started to follow before stopping to the side of your body.

He grabbed your chin and made you look him in the eyes. “I will deal with you later” was what he said before walking off to go find Ace.

After Riddle spent the afternoon collaring your friends (minus Epel and Jack because they volunteered to hunt down Adeuce and Grim) he drags you to his room after he had taken his dorm uniform off and put on his sad pjs (We all have sad pjs don’t lie and say he doesn’t, his sad pjs include a sweater that either you gifted him or one of yours that smells like you)

Please reassure him it was a prank. Because the whole time he was chasing your friends self deprecating thoughts were running through his head making him very sad about your relationship and thinking you were gonna leave him. Also reassure him that Floyd was not involved in this and he won’t have to deal with him.

Just lay with him on his bed holding his body as close to yours as possible, maybe run a hand through his hair. If you hear sniffling or you feel your shirt get wet, no you don’t.

“Please don’t do that again” Riddle sniffles snuggling closer to you

You better apologize or we are gonna have problems

Leona Kingscholar

RIP #1

This can go one of three ways depending on what he is doing or what happened earlier that day

If he is napping and you somehow manage to wake him up, he will most likely roll his eyes and growl before grabbing you, then laying on top of you as “punishment” for waking him up

If you manage to find him when he actually went to class he would probably just stand and stare at you before flicking your forehead and walking to whatever class he has next (The best option if you care about your life)

If you happen to find him after a spelldrive scrimmage against Diasomnia that was made mandatory by Vargas, then you will have approximately 0.00000001 seconds left to live.

After you begged and pleaded with Epel not to go through with this today you eventually lost/gave in. You made a mental note to tell Vil about him missing his skincare routine for two days. You managed to find Leona after the match in his bedroom sitting on the edge of the bed mumbling to himself.

How it went down:

You knocked on the open door before walking in and setting your stuff on his desk. “Leo?” Was what he heard that made him cut off his pissed off self tangent. Without saying anything he wrapped his arms around your waist and buried his face in your stomach not saying a word as you began to run your fingers through his hair. “Hey, I know this might not be the best time to ask, but can you help me with my presentation for class. I just wanna record your reaction to my presentation” with that Leona looked up at you slightly glaring.

“Do I get unlimited cuddle and nap privileges if I do?” He said.

“You can have all the cuddles and naps you want” you smile down at him. Because I am going to have a lot of making up to do after this you thought to yourself.

“Alright herbivore” he let your waist go and leaned back on his hands watching as you got everything ready.

Clicking record on your phone you had set up to get his reaction and the screen in view, you clicked to the first slide. “People I would cheat on my boyfriend with” you said trying to keep from grinning. Leona crossed his arms sitting up straight, running his tongue along his front teeth with a smirk egging you on. You gulped and clicked to the next slide. “No body because I’m loyal and I love him” you spoke and Leona rose an eyebrow.

“Go on herbivore, go to the next slide”

“An extra slide?” You pretended to act confused “I probably just hit add slide too many times and there is a blank one.”

Silently he stood up and walked over to you and leaned down to where your faces were inches apart, his hand reached for the mouse and clicked over to the next slide. Where he saw the one he hated the most. That overgrown lizard. Malleus Draconia. A low growl was heard as his gaze was once again staring into your soul. “You have two seconds” he whispered.

You quickly grabbed your phone that was still recording and bolted out of his room. True to his word, Leona waited the two seconds before walking after you out of Savanaclaw. You were running and looking for Jack or Ruggie (who you would have to bribe). Without any luck you ran to the mirror room not looking back to see if Leona was on your tail (get it?). You were about to make it to the mirror room when a heavy body fell on top of you pinning you down to the ground. You were too scared to turn around and see Leona that you barely registered the French that was being spoken. You sighed in relief when you turned around and found it was Rook. You had never been so happy to see your stalker friend.

In your brief moment of relief, you didn’t hear your lazy lion coming up to the two of you. “Ya know, this is the only time I’ve been thankful for the hunter hanging out in Savanaclaw” he eerily spoke.

“Oh! Roi du Leon. I didn’t realize I had caught your prey” Rook said as he stood up and helped you stand as well.

“Don’t worry about it. You made my job a lot easier” the look Leona sent you sent a shiver down your spine. He walked over and threw you over his shoulder and walked back to his room with you saying it was a prank and apologizing over and over. He threw you on the bed and pinned your hands over your head with one hand. “If my prey has the guts to act like a brat, they’re gonna get punished like a brat.”

You did not in fact, forget to snitch on Epel to Vil.

(Let me know if you want an +18 continuation)

Vil Schoenheit

RIP #2

You know Rook doesn’t call him Roi du poison for nothing right?

You know that going through with this prank results in your imminent death right?

On the bright side, he’ll make sure you look beautiful at your funeral and that the service is one to remember.

He was sitting at the vanity in his room applying his make up when you knocked at the door. “Enter” he said not looking at the door.

How it went down:

After knocking you entered the room carrying the necessary equipment to carry out your plan. Sevens, you were going to kill Epel for making you do this. “My queen, I come to ask for your assistance on a project” you say bowing/curtsying. He looks at you in the mirror and raises his eyebrows at the stuff you’re holding before going back to his make up.

“What is the project over sweet potato?”

“Well it’s not really the project. More like the reactions to the project” you said as you began setting up the camera behind the mirror where Vil and the laptop could be seen. “I have to present my project then do a survey thing over the different reactions to the presentation.”

“Very well then, just make sure to get my good side” he said finishing the last of his make up and cleaning his vanity.

“All your sides are good” you place a kiss to his shoulder as to not ruin his make up and hit record. “People I would cheat on my boyfriend with” you speak with a straight face trying to keep your voice from wavering. The look he gave you in the mirror would have been enough to kill anyone else. But not you, you’re his sweet potato. Except for right now.

Quickly clicking to the next slide, “No body. My queen is the most beautiful and wonderful person to ever exist.”

Vil smirks looking at your reflection, “you were on thin ice swee-“ as he glances back to the computer he sees there is a hundred more slides. “Care to explain before I start clicking?”

You stay quiet as Vil starts clicking on the slides. Each one has a picture of the two of you with a message of things you love about him. Smiling he gets to the slide before last where you say something about getting married in the future. He clicks on the last slide, expecting to see a drawing or photoshopped photo of you two getting married. Not Neige LeBlanche! Even the little message underneath the picture saying he was still prettier did not help. Closing the laptop Vil stood up and turned to you leaning against the vanity with crossed arms.

With a nervous laugh you quickly pick up your phone and stop recording. “Oh! Look at the time, I have to feed Grim dinner” you slowly start backing out of his room.

“Actually, Rook will take care of that for you” he says taking steps closer to you, looking scarily calm. In the blink of an eye you felt a hand on your throat(not tight enough to do anything) and slight pain from being pushed against the door. “It looks like I have to remind my sweet potato why I’m the fairest in the land”

(Let me know if you want an 18+ continuation)

Kalim Al-Asim

Why?! What in all of Twisted Wonderland could possess you to do this to this wholesome sunshine baby?!?!?!

You monster

Let’s say you are especially evil (because you wanting to pull this prank is absolutely unacceptable) and you decide to actually go through with it.

Jamil will kick your ass (I will also fight you. Jk)

You don’t have to try and find a time where Kalim is in a good mood, because he is hardly in any other mood.

Kalim agrees to meet you at Ramshackle

How it went down

When Kalim made it to Ramshackle you guided him to the couch where you already had everything set up. He was already smiling from getting to spend time with you, but let’s say you don’t have a heart and you kiss him before you go through with this. He smiles so much brighter, just for it to wiped off his face second from now. You get into position and click on the first slide “People I would cheat on my boyfriend with” you say keeping a straight face. Like I said previously, his face drops and is dead silent. You can see his lip trembling and tears forming at his lash line.

Before you can click to the next slide, Kalim is up and almost out the door crying real tears and stammering about how he promised Jamil he would help him with something and needed to leave. Now, if you don’t want to go after him, that’s fine. But be prepared for a very pissed off Jamil on your door quicker than you can say overblot. Jamil will make you apologize by any means necessary. But if you do go after him and catch him before he gets back to Scarabia then you should be able to apologize and maybe just MAYBE he will forgive you. He does love you after all. Even after you do stuff like this. If he does accept your apology, then expect a koala Kalim to be by you 25/8 for a while. You hurt him and he still somewhat things you’re gonna leave him. So humor him will ya? Also, this gives Jamil a break, he doesn’t know whether to hit you or thank you.

So let’s say you’re like me and can’t even think about doing that to the poor baby

Again, Kalim meets you at Ramshackle and he sits on the couch waiting for you to start

You stand there looking at his smiling face, the guilt tearing you apart. “I can’t do it” you say wrapping your arms around him holding him close.

“You can do it, I believe in you!” He speaks up holding you tighter to him.

“No, I can’t, it was supposed to be the set up for a prank but I can’t. You’re to precious to me” you take his face in your hands looking down at him.

“A prank?”

All you do is nod then you grab your phone and show him an example video. “That’s so mean!” He says grabbing you again “I’m glad you didn’t do that to me.”

“I won’t try anything like that again”

Azul Ashengrotto

Why #3

Why would you do this to him.

He is already insecure in your relationship and wants to hide in his octo pot most of the time. This is just gonna set him off.

Azul would probably just sit quietly thinking very bad thoughts. Or on the off chance he does the anime glasses push up thing, then you’re screwed.

How it happened:

You quietly walked into his office (after confirming with Jade that he was just working on stuff for the lounge). He didn't look up from his papers thinking it was Jade bringing him more paperwork. So you quietly set up your phone and hit record before opening the laptop and setting it on his desk. That of course got his attention. "Good evening Angelfish. To what do I owe the pleasure?" He said setting down his pen and papers.

"I need your help on a project. It will only take a second" you said and he nodded. You clicked on the first slide, "people I would cheat on my boyfriend with" you spoke looking at the camera. Azul had raised eyebrows and his mouth was agape. You clicked on the next slide before wrapping your arms around him and kissing his cheek. "No one, because cheating is wrong and I love him unconditionally." You felt Azul getting hot from the blush rising to his cheeks. Then you clicked to the last slide, where a picture you snuck of Jade (you thought he didn't know but he did) was on the screen.

Now Azul knew this was a prank but that didn't stop the negative thoughts. But, you remember when I said he does the anime glasses thing and you're screwed. Well, you're screwed. "Is that so?" He spoke lowly. "Well, how about we do something about that then?" He stood up from his chair and walked out of the office coming back a second later with the eel in tow.

"A little octopus told me about the stunt you pulled" Jade smirked, sitting down on the couch. "How very naughty of you."

Azul sat back at his desk and picked up the papers. "Since you wanted to involve Jade in this, I think it's only fair he gets to help in punishing you. Unfortunately, the lounge doesn't close for a few more hours. So jade and I will be discussing what we will do, and then I'll send Floyd to fetch you after the lounge closes for the day."

"Is it too late to apologize for my actions?" You smiled weakly.

"Yes Angelfish. You are dismissed for now" Azul goes back to his paperwork as Jade ushers you out of the office, closing and locking the door behind you.

"This will be much better than a raise" you heard Jade say through the door.

Idia Shroud

Sorry Idia simps. You're plum out of luck with this one. He's online literally all the time. There is no way he doesn't know about this.

Anyways, let's say you do try and go through with this

There won't be any bad time to pull this prank, unless he's on a game with online friends

How it happened:

You walked right into Idia's room (after a couple months of dating) and asked him for help on a project. You set everything up on his desk and he sat in his gaming chair waiting for you to proceed. After you hit record you hit the first slide. "People I would cheat on my boyfriend with" you said looking from the laptop to him where he sat with his arms crossed.

"Not funny. I already saw this" he says before he closes you laptop and goes back to his game.

"You're not mad?"

"I'm not mad."

Idia is a very good liar. Because when you try to log into your laptop you see an image kind of like this.

Malleus Draconia

RIP #3

You told Lilia and Silver (who fell asleep not even halfway through the conversation) not to tell Sebek.

You decide to do this before one of your nightly walks, asking him to meet you early because you needed his help with something.

Being the lovesick lizard he is, obviously came over early. By an hour and a half.

He is so happy that you aren't scared to ask for his help.

His dreams are about to be crushed

How it happened:

He sat patiently on the couch waiting for you to set everything up. Once you got everything set up you took your place next to him on the couch and clicked on the first slide "this presentation is called people I would cheat on my boyfriend with" you looked at him from your seat. His eyes stay glued to the screen and thunder boomed outside the walls of Ramshackle.

You, being stupids decides to continue the prank and click the last slide. Which has a picture of the lazy lion he so despises. It stays quiet before he stands up and walks out the door without saying a word.

He comes back in time for your nightly walk with a smile as bright as the sun. "Child of man, I have taken care of any other potential suitors that could possibly take you away from me."

"What did you do to Leona?! Also it was a prank!"

"Nothing to worry your pretty head about."

Your phone immediately starts blowing up. With threats from Sebek and Leona, and warnings from Ruggie and Jack.

(should this have taken 3 days to write. No. Did it because I baby sit for my job and can't do anything other than watch the one year old. Yes)

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