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adrenoceptor · 8 months
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one time a kid in math class got an F. "aw" he said, "i'm NEVER gonna be good at anything!!" his teacher came up to him and said "no you just nee d time. no tree grows in one day. come on and lets review the test together. i believe in you" and that kid one day accomplished all his dreams. that kids name? Jigsaw Puppet
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russilton · 7 months
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Lewis Hamilton talking about how todays incident may affect his relationship with teammate George Russell
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1lenii · 10 months
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Fuck them kids
Miles (G) Morales x F!Reader
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⚠️⚠️⚠️THE SONG IS FOR SATIRE PURPOSES⚠️⚠️⚠️
The classic, don’t underestimate me cs I’m a girl
As you know, bonding time with miles as he proves “Fuck these kids, that’s 4ever the moto” - Kali
⚠️cursing, degrading means against children, bullying if you wanna call it that, mentions of violence(only for the game and physical irl)
For the sake of decency these middle schoolers are in 8th grade and miles and (Y/N) are sophomores
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“Fuck you and your dead rat dumbass, where your mom at”
(Y/N) peeps her head from the crack of her boyfriends room, as he yelling more than normal at his game.
“Oh yea?? What you gonna do go cry about it?”
(Y/N) heard murmuring from the other side of the headset that’s seemed to respond in a more ruder tone then last time,
through the headset that rested atop of Miles head leaving a dent in the half that had his Afro and sitting perfectly on the side that had 2 braids
(Basically half out and other half braided; with a hair pick from more visual representation)
‘Seems he got distracted while doing his hair again’ (Y/N) mentally notes, and imaginary sweat drop forming next to her eye brow
“Uh Miles..”
“What.”
“Are those the same middle schoolers from down the block?”
“No..”
The uncertainty of Miles tone gave it away, (Y/N) open the door even more allowing her body access to the room, positioning her self behind Miles gaming chair
“Don’t you think you should be nicer?”
“Nice? When was that a option for you” Miles side eyes you before returning back to the aggressive violation that is shooting
(Y/N) slightly gasps, putting a hand to her chest for effect while pouting
“I’m nice”
“When you want to be”
“I guess, you should still be nicer to them, there only in middle school after all”
“Nu uh ma, fuck these kids” Miles says through the headset noise, violently pressing at his controller
“Papi you can’t be violating kids because they shooting better or whatever it they’re doing” (Y/N) says not being able to contain her laugh
“Como esto es un chiste, why don’t you come play” he’s say taking off his headset and gesturing it towards you, raising a eyebrow in the process
(Y/N) takes the invitation taking the headset and adjusting the muffs to fit her head, Miles pulls her by the waist adjusting her so she sit right on his lap, passing her the controller
“AiI Ma I taught you the basics not to long ago, do your best”
“You talking knowing damn well I’m better then you”
“Not true”
“Keep dreaming pretty boy”
*initiate operating: the mic is now on*
(For my sake a yours I’ll change of the writing style)
Kid 3: Yooo miles you back? I was getting tired of cooking you
(Y/N): oh were you really?
Kid 2: whoa.. who you?
(Y/N): his girlfriend ya kids clueless
Kid 1: booo I got a girl for a teammate wtf
Kid 2: must suck LMAO
Kid 3: don’t worry girly I’ll make sure you the one ending up clueless
(Y/N) just laughs along with Miles who whispers ‘watch yaself’ into the mic
Few minutes into the game and (Y/N) already gotten 20 points for her team
Kid 1: woah I didn’t know your that good
Kid 2: don’t praise her the game ain’t over dickhead
*the game has now ended, with a score of 15 to 62 Miles/Kid1 Wins*
The In game announcer announces as (Y/N) cracks her fingers, “and that’s how’s it’s done little boys, before ya go assuming ya better then a girl, humble yourself maybe you’ll get a girl after”
Kid 3 gf: uhhh who are you talking about little girl watch who you talk to
This random girl appears on the mic, sounding sassy like almost irking (Y/N)
“Don’t test me, who you calling little girl” (Y/N) says with a sadistic smile
“You, what are you deaf, it’s on sight when I see you, don’t talk to my man again”
And with that the girl left the call for kid 3
“Can’t wait to see how that pans out” Miles laughs into your back hugging at your waist
“That little bitch trying” (Y/N) says with the same smile
“It’s fuck them kids right?”
(Y/N) sighs leaving the conversation open for further and future elaborations
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It’s been three days since that game, (Y/N)
Has been chilling knowing she would get touched ‘obviously their empty threats’ (Y/N) deadpanned
While walking the block she catches up with Miles who HAS FINALLY DONE HIS HAIR, was in front of 2 kids around his height and girl
“Ohoho look who decided to show up”
(Y/N) analyzes all of them, “who are you?”
“Better remember me little girl”
“I’m not so little if you looking up to me😭 it’s was on sight, right? I’m waiting and make this quick” (Y/N) dropping her bag food over to Miles, who was literally un phased knowing how this was about play out
“Oh fo’real? Ii girl if you says so” the girl from the match 3 days ago, rolls up her sleeves already swinging
(Y/N) dodge dragging Miles by the hand leaving them behind
The girl fell flat on her face with her bf attending to her
While the other kids said ‘hey!’ And a bunch of other things to retaliate too
(Making this cliche bare with me)
(Y/N) and Miles walk further and deeper into the street into the fading color of the sunset hitting the streets and the buildings with in
“Miles, fuck them kids”
Miles chuckles leaning in to kiss the top of her head, smiling shortly after
“Fuck them kids”
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aroaceacacia · 2 years
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i understand we're all very excited abt the soulmates aspect of double life, but let's remember to be respectful of other people's enjoyment of the series!
- if your post includes ship content of double life pairs, use #trafficshipping (the catch-all tag for 3rd life, last life, and double life shipping) or #dlshipping (the tag specifically for double life shipping)
- if your post has wiggle room for interpretation - say it's a post of martyn and cleo to the song "no children", which is about a divorced couple - remember that you're welcome to tell people how youd like it to be interacted with! "please dont tag as ship", "please tag as ship", "this is romantic" "this is platonic", "you can see this as /p or /r", "this is queerplatonic", "view this however youd like/relationship deliberately ambiguous", etc are all valid requests to make about your own work!
- remember that canonically, not all of the pairs have been made explicitly romantic, at least not yet - scott is a gay man and both of his soulmates so far are women(/fem-aligned) - and that for many pairings there is in fact still wiggle room for platonic interpretations
- with that in mind, be respectful of how other people experience the series! dont be rude about people who decide to ship, and dont be rude about people who decide NOT to ship. not everyone has to enjoy the story in the same way!
- not shipping =/= not seeing a relationship as romantic. a person can see impulse and bdubs and acknowledge they're canonically married and not necessarily interact with shippy fan content of them!
overall, just be kind! do your part to allow other people to curate their experiences, and dont be a jerk if you can help it!
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tagapagsalaysay · 6 months
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yeah okay
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pomrania · 11 months
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Concept: gaming character whose “whole village was destroyed”, but nobody there was harmed, it’s just a paperwork error, so the character (who was away at the time of the “devastation”) is listed as the sole survivor, while all their friends and family are legally dead despite being very much alive. The character’s goal is to attain enough wealth and renown that they can successfully petition for that paperwork to be fixed.
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cryptid-comett · 19 days
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Since most social media platforms are crumbling or already turned into ash, I thought it would be a great time to remind myself once again that I have a tumblr and have before in the past. Hello to the two followers i have. I draw a lot. Eat up.
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ashlythewolf · 1 month
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Slugcats
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umf1 · 6 months
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lewis hamilton during the press conference, brazil - november 2, 2023 (transcription under the cut)
Interviewer: "Lewis, coming to you. So just how special is this Brazilian Grand Prix weekend for you? You're an honorary citizen, you have a great record here at Interlagos, Senna, of course, was a hero. In fact, loved the outfit that you came to the track in today. Just tell us a little bit about what this race means to you." Lewis: "Yeah, it's always been a special race for me. I won my first world championship here. It was kind of crazy back then, 'cause I kind of felt like pbulic enemy number one; obviously I was racing against Felipe. But the growth that I've felt here and the reception that I've had here, the amazing support… But just as a kid, growing up at home, being a fan of football, for example, always loved the Brazilian colors. and me and my brother would play FIFA, for example, and he'd always take England, so I'd always take Brazil. And then it was Ayrton Senna, as Charles mentioned, just such a big hero for so many of us, and when you come out here you really feel his presence, and it's just such a beautiful culture. And the track is iconic. They don't build circuits like this anymore, so it's a race that I think all the drivers really love. It's a race that it's fun to drive a single lap, but the races are very strong here. You've got that long straight which you can overtake and follow through turn one, two, and three, and then have a fight down to turn four, so good overtaking place, as well." Interviewer: "And given your podium last weekend, given the pace of the car here with the one-two last year, what are your expectations for this weekend?" Lewis: "I don't really know. I think expect the Red Bull to be very fast, [laughs] as always-seems to work pretty much everywhere except for Singapore-and we expect the Ferraris to be quick. I hope that our car works well here like it did in, for example, Austin, but you could just never predict what… It could be bad, it could be good, so we're just trying to prepare the best way we can." Interviewer: "And how do you see the fight in the constructor's championship between Mercedes and Ferrari? You've got the advantage by 22 points at the moment." Lewis: "Yeah. It's a really fun, enjoyable battle. These guys did a great job in qualifying the last race, but fortunately we were able to leapfrog them, but I think it's gonna be close in these last three races, so it's gonna just take all hands on deck to stop these guys." Interviewer: "Alright, Lewis, best of luck. Thank you very much."
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Over the years I have played a major role in implanting and organising significant propaganda campaigns designed to overthrow or subvert people's critical faculties and to persuade them to act against their true best interests, and this has happened with increasing frequency.
In other words: "I've written a lot of mpreg fanfiction that I want you to like"
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adrenoceptor · 8 months
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wish me luck all :-) i am attending an lgbt party event on campus. it feels like everyone already knows each other but i should try to meet new people!
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russilton · 28 days
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Again with the neck touching— strange creatures they are
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themetalvirus · 9 months
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OH while i'm egghogs cringeposting, moar
the boys are physically strong and VERY well-trained and have fancy powers but. when eggman holds one of them down with a foot on the back they don't move and they don't fight. eggman bashes their heads against the dash of the eggmobile and they don't fight. he can beat them and they won't fight.
it's learned helplessness. hitting back just results in much more severe and novel abuse in response and the effort just isn't worth it. from the outside in, it's bizarre to see shadow the hedgehog restrained with one hand. but things are more complicated than they seem.
even after running away, eggman can just. pick them up by the quills or something and they won't do anything out of fear. shadow flips eggman off of him one (1) time and has to go somewhere private to have a panic attack
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kindredsuffering · 1 year
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thinking about how everyone and their mom is like "yeah so my abuser and family and shitty friends are all narcissists. classic narcissistic abuse" like girlie NPD has a 0.5 to 5% population prevalence and with what y'all are saying it's about to be the most diagnosed mental disorder in the world. so someone here ain't right
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uhyeahithinkso · 4 months
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Collections of stuff!!!
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Yellow Submarine
The lavalamp and sign are from my mother🧡, and the VHS is in the back. The Hot Wheels car on the left has Ringo on it.
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My Little Pony
This is not all of it, I have some other random items, and I finally got a Zipp figure the other day. The g3 in the middle is Kimono!
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Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
The figures and other plush I got yesterday aren't here, as most of these collection pictures were taken weeks or months ago. Also you should buy the Rudolph cereal! It's hot chocolate favored with marshmallows!
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Peanuts
I have been a Peanuts fan my whole life, and anything Peanuts I must get. The lunchbox on the right is from 1968(!!!!!) and the Great Pumpkin cereal on the left was limited edition this year. And this is NOT all of it. I also have some little Happy Meal figures, a whole lotta Snoopy plushies, and some other things, including:
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It reads "The more I study, the more I realize how little I know!"
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Pop up cards with light and sound!
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and Giant PEZ Woodstock!
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Bob The Builder
Wow, uh, what a "collection"??? I always love when I get merch though cuz I can never find any! The Scoop figure was the top of a PEZ dispenser, but I broke it😭 but it does make a good figure, just theres no shovel thingy on his back and his eyes are cut off
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He looks tired.
The Dizzy card is from a memory game (found it in a thrift store and "took" the card [please dont arrest me])
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I was so happy to get the book yesterday! The story's not anything special, it's just Bob lost a hammer and (SPOILERS) it was in his lunchbox the whole time. But it's still a nice piece of merch to have
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I love this page, it looks like he's hiding his face. Also I don't rmember Wendy wearing that outfit in the show for some reason
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pomrania · 2 months
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I want to talk about some books I've read recently, "Penric's Travels" and "Penric's Labor" by Lois McMaster Bujold.
First, that author is always a treat. When I saw those books by her at the library, ones I hadn't read before, I didn't even bother to check the back cover for their description; I knew I'd enjoy them, simply based on the author. And I was correct. (Also it turns out that the back cover didn't really give any useful information about the stories therein, so it wouldn't have mattered.)
I don't know how to best describe what I like about how she writes, but I'll try. Her stuff is very character-driven, with… it's not right to say "low stakes", because the stakes are very high indeed when you care about the characters things might happen to, but it doesn't have the super-high stakes you normally see in fantasy or science fiction. The characters and the relationships feel mature; the three main couples I can most remember offhand, from three different series set in three different 'verses, one half of the couple had been a widow/er, and the other half had had previous relationships of their own. (The Vorkosigan saga does admittedly start with a "young male protagonist", but it follows him as he matures.) And she's very adept at worldbuilding, which is honestly my favourite thing in SFF. If this sounds like the kind of thing you want to read, I recommend checking out her work.
Now, the specific books I mentioned at the start. They're more properly collections of three novellas each, written so they could be read in any order; which is good, because my library didn't have on the shelf the book which collected the earlier ones. Each novella is like 100-200 pages long, which might be a benefit over a novel-length story because it provides an obvious stopping point with a resolution for what's happened. Those books also include a 'reading order' at the end, for pretty much everything the author has ever written; I of course hadn't followed that, having gone by the time-honoured method of "whichever book I could get my paws on first", but if that's not how you do things, that guide might be of interest to you.
Finally, the reason I wanted to talk about these books (stories, more properly) specifically, and it's that the magic system is almost everything I've ever wanted in fiction; and it's so perfectly worked in with the religion/theology of that world, which itself is done way better than I normally see in fantasy. (Which, I suppose I hadn't mentioned it earlier; these stories are in the fantasy genre.) There is a REASON why somebody can't kill using magic; or, to be more accurate, they can do it, once. There's magical healing which isn't just "it's magic", but requires knowing what you're doing with each structure, and sometimes things just can't be healed. And there's the converse as well, using that same "healing magic" offensively; but with greater creativity than "burst someone's heart", since it must not be used to kill; the titular character's main method of disabling an assailant is "temporarily shut down the relevant nerves, very carefully". There's a cost for magic, in both "disorder" and "friction". It's just really good.
I won't try to give a comprehensive list of content warnings. However, I will say that if you're sensitive to "healthcare worker's burnout", you should avoid the novella "The Physicians of Vilnoc" entirely, as that's a major element in that story. (Also in the main character's backstory, but I don't know if there's a story which goes into depth with that.)
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