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clovenly · 1 year

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What does it feel like to be held by the different characters? Who are the ones who hug often and with enthusiasm? Who holds delicately?

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐍 ; how they hold you ── elves, men and dwarves!

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: ᵃʳᵃᵍᵒʳⁿ, ᵃʳʷᵉⁿ, ᵇᵒʳᵒᵐᶦʳ, ᵈʷᵃˡᶦⁿ, ᵉˡˡᵃᵈᵃⁿ, ᵉˡʳᵒʰᶦʳ, ᵉˡʳᵒⁿᵈ, ᵉᵒᵐᵉʳ, ᵉᵒʷʸⁿ, ᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵒʳ, ᶠᵃʳᵃᵐᶦʳ, ᶠᶦˡᶦ, ᵍᵃˡᵃᵈʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵍˡᵒʳᶠᶦⁿᵈᵉˡ, ʰᵃˡᵈᶦʳ, ᵏᶦˡᶦ, ˡᵉᵍᵒˡᵃˢ, ˡᶦⁿᵈᶦʳ, ᵗᵃᵘʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵗʰᵒʳᶦⁿ, ᵗʰʳᵃⁿᵈᵘᶦˡ

[ TIGHTLY ] its as though they're trying to convince themselves that you're real; their arms wrap around you ( shoulders, chest, stomach ── they crave soft, gentle intimacy ) as they draw you closer, head resting against your shoulder, grounding themselves. they'd be content to spend the rest of their life here, with you.

arwen, boromir, dwalin, eomer, erestor, fili, glorfindel, haldir, kili, tauriel, thranduil

[ DELICATELY ] their touch is feather-like, as if they fear you're going to shatter in their arms; soft, gentle hands weave their way through your hair as they lay chest to chest with you. their voice nearly lulls you to sleep as they hum a song they only vaguely remember from childhood, and its hard to think of anything but how peaceful you feel in that moment.

aragorn, elladan, elrohir, elrond, eowyn, faramir, galadriel, legolas, lindir, thorin

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erosofthepen · 2 years

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dwavern holidays: discuss

bro loving the freedom and creativity this brings me

okay so dwarves all have their maker, Mahal, whose Aule right? im not fact checking right now so correct me if im wrong, but dwarves don't really treat their maker with a typical religious pursuit, its more like "oh yeah he's there he exists we go to him when we die ig" and thats that, theres no priests or religious rites or anything, so i assume their holidays aren't centered around him either.

also dwarves live a much longer time than humans do, so im also gonna assume that their bigger holidays aren't annual either. like maybe they're every 3 years or every 5 or 10 years, or they're in accordance with celestial shit. but the thing that gets me about celestial holidays is that dwarves are creatures that roam below the earth, the caverns and caves are their home, not the stars and the heavens, so holidays that come around every few years or so make more sense.

this brings the question of what exactly would dwarves celebrate then? we know canonically they have Durin's Day, an annual holiday that signals the start of the new year, however, i feel like besides new years, their holidays would be in accordance with the things dwarves value most. This includes smithing, crafting, mining, the riches of the earth, feats of strength, and value of close friends/family, greater than any treasure. Some dwarven holiday ideas i have are listed, with hc's around each of them.

Durin's Day- the dwarves new year. Not a huge holiday, but a nice short one, like one night of festivities. I feel that most celebrations would be more family/small group centered with this holiday, maybe a small feast and some form of dancing and music. This holiday is mostly focused on the improvements in development from one year into the next, and just a last way to celebrate before going into the depths of winter. The New Years was proclaimed by Durin the I, and has since been named in his honor.

The Fire Festival- this has been stewing in my mind for a while now. every 5 years, for two whole weeks, a huge display of dwarven craftsmanship and skill is celebrated and admired, with dwarves of all different crafts in relation to fire presenting stalls of their best works. We're talking smithies, glassblowers, candlemakers, you name it. Its a celebration of the fire that produces such great works of beauty. and the outfits... bro the outfits make this festival. everyone is decked out in reds, oranges, blacks, blues, and yellows, and positively dripping with gold and gems. the make up is usually charcoal or some sort of bright/shimmery pigment, and the hair is done in so many braids weaved with different ribbons and precious metals. fires are constantly lit, with one giant fire pit kept burning continuously throughout the entire festival, and fireworks are set off on the first and last days (we know dwarves can make fireworks from balin in the hobbit). the food is superb, with a lot of spicy main menu items and citrus and bold sweet fruits imported, and the dishes are prepared almost artfully. music and dancing play a huge part, and some dancers spend years leading up to the festival to try to capture the movements of the flame in their steps. its a bit like coachella except much much better.

Meragel (or feast of all feasts)- this whole holiday would probably occur every 25 years or so. It is, as the name implies, a feast to rival the gods. Like this is a week of feasting the whole community takes part in, and everyone eats at least the first meal together in a great hall or a large open space. A large array of meats, ales, wines, whiskey, breads, sweets, grains, root vegetables, spices, fruits, and cheeses are brought to the many many tables, and every group brings a dish (or several). This feast i feel, is explicitly a time for family and friends who love each other dearly to meet up and talk of their lives. people will travel many miles for an opportunity to connect with their loved ones again, and what better way to bond than over a delicious meal? side games and music are to be expected, though whether or not people will be able to dance depends on their ability to hold their liquor.

Rites of Strength- physical prowess and power are very important in dwarven culture, and this whole holiday is an event specifically for that. typical dwarven sports games (i wholeheartedly believe they'd have some version of rugby but as a rugby player im biased), lifting, wrestling, sparring, some form of rock/discus throwing, any shows of skill involving weaponry, and most importantly, a display for younger dwarves to prove their worth going into adulthood. I'm thinking this holiday would be around every 10 years, since that's a good window for older teens and young adults to be showing off their skills. One huge challenge is set up, with all the younglings competing against one another over the course of a moon cycle to become a champion (a new challenge is presented twice a week, and over the course of these challenges the number of competitors decreases based on skill alone, until there is one remaining). The prize for the youngling in the end is Honor and a Hefty purse of gold. Dwarves will travel to the nearest village/city of the head of one of the 7 dwarf families for the competitions, and while the challenges are ongoing it gives the adults and wee pebbles opportunities to have good rough fun with one another. also hc'ing that dís was the champion during her tournament.

Exhibition of the Sciences and Arts- dwarves have a deep love of creation and making sense of things, and science and art are so deeply intertwined that dwarves have a celebration for the two of them together. haven't thought about the time for this one, but possibly every 3 years? not sure. anyways, architecture plays a huge part in this festival (its probs the most perfect combination of the two fields, and we all know how dwarves love their geometric halls), as well as practices of logical medicine (throwing this in there but im thinking dwarves have logical medicine that they know for fool-proof physical healing and illogical medicine that is like groovy witch-craft reading signs and superstitious stuff), carving art, mathematics, acting, singing, writing, and so on so forth. its a knowledge share and a place where intellectuals feel most at home, and isn't so much a party as it is a nerd expo. super fascinating and interesting though, and a great place to find talented scientists and artists for commissions and job opportunities.

The Craft Trade- a huge market that comes along every two years where crafters display their wares for about 2-3 weeks, during the summer solstice. i feel like this would be a huge display for potters, weavers, quilters (i hc that quilters are widely respected in dwarven culture), textile merchants, tailors, cobblers, jewelry makers, spice traders, bakers, ect. its a mesmerizing and amazing place, perfect to trade and buy gifts. It's also considered good etiquette to bring food to the sellers, as dwarves are notoriously protective of their works, and they don't wish to risk leaving their stalls for too long during the day. a lot of pop up entertainment is around, from buskers to party tricks and games.

On Weddings, Birthdays, and More- Weddings are kind of a huge deal in dwarf culture, bcs you only marry if you find your One. there can be years of preparation going into a wedding, and while the actual ceremony and creation of the marriage contract (canonically, dwarves are obsessed with contracts) lasts only a day, the feast, even without the couple present, will last for a week at least. the families/friends of both parties are present and taking their well deserved break from preparations. On birthdays, the day of birth is most joyously celebrated. trusted friends and family are invited to celebrate the successful birth of another dwarf (its a long and rare process for dwarves to be born, celebration is almost a necessity) and the gifts presented to the child are spectacular, as well as the feast in the child's honor. Full birthday parties are held maybe every 30 or 50 years, and probably the largest party will be a dwarf's 100 and 200 year party. annually, not a whole lot of special emphasis is placed upon a birthday, maybe a favorite meal and small gifts given by your closest companions. afterall, when your lifespan is nearly 300 years, annual birthdays grow tiring.

welp my wrists are tired and im slouching like a shrimp, but i had so much fun writing this!!!

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vee-vee-writes · 1 year

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Hey. I was wondering if you could do a hobbit/lotr headcannon with bilbo, fili, kili, and pippin and whoever else you want to add with an s/o that's just really sweet and innocent who goes on the journey with them and like cooks and cleans things? Thank you.

Sorry for the long wait! I didn’t forget about your request though. I hope you like it!! I’m probably going to expand on this and do a part exclusively involving the respective journeys.

Bilbo:

· You and Bilbo had met at a local market in the Shire

· Being from Frogmorton in East Farthing you were not well acquainted with all the hobbits from West Farthing

· Certainly, you had heard of the Baggins' but never had you met any of them

· The two of you had become intrigued in one another

· The two of you fluttered shyly fluttered around one another before either of you had the nerve to ask to court the other

· Flowers, home cooked meals, and homemade gifts were a must in a hobbit courtship

· Thankfully like the good homebody hobbit you were, cooking and crafting like a second nature to you

· Once you married, you moved into Baggend with Bilbo and fell quickly into a nice routine

· You were the domestic homebody, doing the cooking and cleaning, while Bilbo handled the shopping and errand running

· He was certainly more of a busybody than you

· Your fussing nature suited Bilbo

· Naturally when Gandalf had recruited your husband for his journey you had insisted on coming along

· While many of the dwarves had objected to you coming along, they came around to you much quicker than they did to Bilbo

· Your warm nature and propensity to embarrassment at their crude humor endeared them

· The consistent doting and insistence on helping with even the worst of the chores - the cooking, washing, and mending

· Though most of all it seemed that the way to a dwarfs' heart was through their stomach

Fili:

· You had met Fili at the meeting of the Seven dwarven clans and grown incredibly close in the few days the event spanned over

· You had come along with your father hoping to make some new connections to strengthen the position of your clan

· Instead by the time the event was over, you had entered a courtship with the young prince of the displaced Longbeards (Clan Durin)

· Thorin approved of the courtship and vowed to your family that he would make sure that proper propriety was followed

· As you and Fili spent more time together you became more certain that he was your one (soulmate)

· Fili felt much the same, taken with your head down hardworking attitude and humble sweetness

· It seemed to him that you would give anything a try despite its difficulty

· Thus, when Fili had informed you of the plan to retake Erebor you had no doubts about accompanying him

· It was obvious that this reclamation journey was incredibly important to not just the royal family but the entirety of the Longbeard Clan

· Your commitment to help a clan that was not yours by blood paired with your relationship with Prince Fili had earned you immediate respect amongst the Company

· Considering how others within their own clan (the Ironfoots) had turned their backs, your commitment meant even more to Fili and the company

· Quickly you solidified your role in the company as a handy dwarf - aiding with as many of the chores as you could while consistently being co-cook with Bombur

· The company enjoyed how you doted on each of them - fussing and trying to keep their spirits up

· Fili felt pride watching you fuss over the company

· In the event that the quest was successful you had proved tenfold that you would be a good king/queen consort to his people

Kili:

· You and Kili had grown up in the Blue Mountains together

· It wasn’t until you were in your young adult years that you had noticed his flirtations seemed more serious than Kili let on

· Your shy and somewhat sheltered demeanor played a large role in your ignorance

· Your embarrassment at Kili's flirting seemed to encourage him more

· When he got like this Dis and Thorin would both scold him for being overbearing but were quietly amused by the two of you

· Flirting was Kili's attempt to gauge your reaction, eventually leading to him asking to court you

· Your shy personality and preference for homemaking was in stark contrast to Kili's outgoing rougher personality

· Both Dis and Thorin were greatly amused (and relieved) at your ability to mellow Kili out

· They also appreciated the way you doted on Kili, constantly fretting over him in an endearing matter

· Thus, when the quest to reclaim Erebor was announced, Dis was quietly relieved when you decided to follow Kili along

· She was right

· While you looked out for the entirety of the company, you tended to pay the most attention to your one

· Your tender and caring nature shone through in your actions towards the company, making even their darkest days much brighter

Pippin:

· Of all the places you could have met Pip, the two of you had literally run into one another in Farmer Maggot's field

· You'd heard that the farmer had the juiciest carrots in the entirety of the Shire but at the cost he was selling them you refused to buy them from his stall

· Instead, in an out of character move for you, you had snuck into the field to try some

· Your friends' raving about them and your love of all things food and cooking had led to that moment

· While you had initially been mortified to have been caught doing such a thing, your relationship with Pippin caused you to look back at the moment fondly

· He too was making off with armfuls of the Farmer's produce

· The two of you ended up making off to your house where you and Pippin had enjoyed a night of good cooking and merriment

· In the months later the two of you had spent almost every waking moment together leading up to the forming of the fellowship

· You had been out with Pip and Merry when you had run into Samwise and Frodo being chased by a Nazgul

· It had led to your joining of the fellowship

· You proved to be a valuable member

· Though your skill was not with sword or axe, your skill at cooking and mending was unparalleled by any other member - making meals out of nothing and fixing even the most threadbare of garments

· Pippin admired this greatly

· For a hobbit who was not accustomed to such travelling, you had adapted incredibly well to the circumstances and Pip was glad

· Although he constantly worried over you, Pippin was glad to have you alongside him on this world changing journey

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darth-vulpis · 6 months

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Bilbo Baggins would do a hell lot of meal prepping.

Like, i have thus headcannon, he just stands there in his kitchen and vibes while making cold noodles in a jar and overnight oats and is so exiceted to eat those over the week.

And he would do it just for everyone, like, Frodo has the most delicious meal at school like always. And Thorin just is not allowed to leave the house without his Lunch Box and Fili and Kili just love to have Picknick with his prepped Food.

#the hobbit bilbo #meal prep #middle earth #the hobbit #dwarves #bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin durin #thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #kili #kili the dwarf #fili and kili #fili the dwarf

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akingofcarvenstone · 8 months

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How do you or would you headcannon Bilbo and Thorin accidentally proposing or getting engaged and how would they proceed when they find out or the other accepts the proposal?

I'm so sorry for not noticing this ask sooner, but thank you! I rarely check this blog since I mostly stay on my main blog. And tbh it's been sooo long since I've been invested the fandom, so I'm not sure this answer will be the best thing I've come up with. I'm gonna need a refresher on Hobbit/LotR lore after this 😅

Well, to me, an accidental bagginshield proposal would occur one of two ways:

1) let's say that in dwarven culture (headcanon), giving your intended a great gift like a family heirloom or something personalized, would be a form of proposal.

Thorin giving Bilbo the mithril mail could have been his proposal, and while the other dwarves and Gandalf understand the meaning, Bilbo doesn't and no one tells him bc to everyone it just seems obvious. Everyone starts treating him with the same regard that they do with Thorin, their leader, and Bilbo notices the change in demeanor and asks either Bofur, Balin, or even Gandalf about it and they're like "Mr. Baggins, didn't you know? Thorin proposed to you, you are his consort! Congrats on being the only one to get through his rock solid heart!" And then he says something like, "I'm sorry, what?! What do you mean I'm his consort?!" "Don't you remember, when Thorin gave you the mithril vest? In our culture, giving a fine gift like that to your intended is a proposal! And you accepted his gift, so you sealed the deal." And Bilbo tries to tell them that he didn't know, that this is a mistake. But when he's asked whether he would like to return the gift and end the proposal, he can't do it, he doesn't want to, so he just goes on with the knowledge that he's the King's consort. Thorin would be so pleased that now he can be touchy feely with Bilbo, and it wouldn't really be much of a change from what they were like before, but now everyone knows and accepts. (And if you want the angst feelings, the scene at the end where he tells Balin what he feels about Thorin after he dies hits harder.)

2) if Bilbo proposes: like I said, I need a refresher on the lore so if there's a canon explanation for a Hobbit form of proposal or anything, just excuse me and let's pretend.

So, hobbits really love food and simple living and comforts, right? But that's not really possible when they're on a long journey, so Bilbo has to make do with what he has. Maybe they're short on their food supplies one day, and Bilbo has some food from back home that he packed and it's wrapped in a nice package, and he was saving it for himself, but offers it to Thorin and Co. And we all know Hobbits love to eat, and they eat a lot, so a few rolls of bread is like a snack to them, whereas for others it's a full meal, so the dwarves think he has a feast and is enough to feed them all for the night. Bilbo unintentionally proposed to Thorin by giving him a gift of a homemade 'meal' in a nice package, as is the custom (headcanon), and for a moment Bilbo forgets about it and just feels good for providing his friends with some food. Later that night, Gandalf reminds him, teasing him, about his proposal and Bilbo blushes and coughs nervously, saying he didn't mean to, but luckily, neither Thorin nor the other dwarves know about it so he thinks he's safe. But, Kili and Fili, sneaky little guys, were eavesdropping on their 'private' conversation and rush to let Thorin and everyone know about the meaning of Bilbo's gesture. Thorin scolds them for being nosy and that they probably heard wrong anyway, but the next day Thorin asks Gandalf and he confirms. Thorin says nothing but now that he knows, he allows himself to get physically and emotionally closer to Bilbo and from there, they kinda just live as a couple and no one questions it, they're happy for them!

It's been so long, but this is bringing back my bagginshield feels from back in the day 🥰

If anyone wants to write a fic or draw something inspired by this, you're welcome to do so, just let me know!

#answered #bagginshield #thorin x bilbo #thilbo #is that all the ship tags

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imboredsendhelp · 2 years

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in honour of the new season of the great British bake off, here are my headcannons for a modern hobbit au!

Bilbo baggins would go on the great british bake off. He didn’t apply, fili and kill did that for him bc he always talked about how well he would do when he watches the show. He found out after they got the letter informing him that he was selected. Also he would 100% dedicate one of his bakes to thorin (who would also be in the at home shots), one to fill and kili and one to the company. He won star baker a couple times, but his best bake was during Pie week.

Also bombur has been on bake off AND won. because it’s bombur duh. He definitely gave Bilbo advice before he went on.

#the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bombur #tolkien

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ichoosechoasandbeingqueer · 2 years

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klngfili · 8 months

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How do you or would you headcannon Bilbo and Thorin accidentally proposing or getting engaged and how would they proceed when they find out or the other accepts the proposal? Do you think Fili would be helpful to the situation or just laugh about it?

okay okay okay so im really sorry for not answering your first message yet i havent forgotten it!!!i just cant choose an OC for it i just have way too many and that battle royale takes some time

I blacked out for half and hour and this is the result i guess (most of it under the cut cause its kinda long)

okay so accidentally im headcanoning theres some sort of betrothal braid for dwarves (which like yes it has been done to death but again accidental) and bilbo like just offers to braid thorins hair on like a lazy morning of very little to do in the shire, theyve been to the farmers market, thorin has done his social call at the bee keeper to check in on his bees (hes allergic so they cant have them in bag end so he has a bee sitter, but theyre still his bees and he is kinda obsessed w them, just as much as his veggie patch thank you very much, his zucchini won a prize recently actually)

so anyway thorin gets home (bilbo went home after the farmers market) maybe its starting to get a tad autumnal and they cozied up outside on the bench and bilbo offers to braid his hair because "oh look at that youve got a leave or two stuck in your hair, really early ones this year" so he untangles bits and strands of thorins hair and then decides why not braid it, it would look so nice braided he likes braids all the dwarves like braids in their hair, he's seen so many dwarves in his life and they all had braided hair and beard styles (more or less kili is an outlier and refuses to be counted) so he weaves his fingers through thorin's hair and voila would you look at that! he is actually kinda proud of himself

thorin only notices the braid and the specific style and nature of the braid once he wants to braid his hair for bed (for safekeeping so it doesnt get frizzled and tangled while he sleeps) and he pales and then blushes because what is this? and he tries to undo it but then - - - stops

he leaves it that way, he thinks it suits him and besides whos gonna notice anyway, it can be his secret for now. so he secures the braid

it isnt until after the harvest, and after thorin and bilbo started fretting about the weather further east, especially in the mountains, especially with them expecting company that has to cross those mountain passes that must be quite treacherous with the first snowfalls of the season, that thorin remembers the braid.

not that he ever forgot it, he makes sure its in tip top shape every morning afternoon and evening, bilbo has even commented on him becoming vain in his old age (not that Thorin is old) and everytime he does it fills him with so much warmth and giddiness that he just has to scoop up bilbo and smother him in kisses (which doesnt help with endless the teasing but thorin can tease back plenty) but he remember that even tho bilbo doesnt know what it means (or at least thorin thinks his lover doesnt, bilbo has after all never really done anything to show that he knows about dwarven customs like this one specific one) that they have enough visitors coming to fill every nook and cranny in bag end who do know the precise and very specific meaning of that braid.

So he tries to explain, he tries his best, he doe his best to at least try and get bilbo to understand, to prepare him for the onslaught of stares and jests and rowdy comments, he cooks a fancy meal, a four course one that would make every hobbit housewife proud (and he did have some tips from his bee sitter mind you, where to forage the best mushrooms which butcher has the best mutton, the best herbal marinades, the hobbit essential to giving your special someone a special someone, she even wishes him the best of luck with his endeavor and squeezes a few extra bottles of honeyed ale into his hand and even sends her grandson?? Thorin isnt quite sure how this young hobbit is related to her but he is, he looks like he is to get some flowers, o thorin must be a pitiful sight, he couldve gotten the flowers himself, he knows which ones are bilbos favourite wildflowers, the bouquet filled with some ears of barley some sunflowers and some umbels of elderflower for their sweet smell) but he accepts never the less and hurries on home, his arms overflowing with baskets and flowers and bags

His only silver lining is that the company isnt supposed to arrive until later this week, that he has a few days still, a few days to make this right, to explain things and learn more about hobbit customs, especially the ones that have to do with the whole spending the rest of thor life together part, right now that seems like the most important part, the part that makes his heart hammer wildly and makes the pieces all set in place, makes him see it all clearly.

The road leading up to bag end is already jammed with carts and ponies when he arrives, most of these dwarves he knows of course and most of them are on their way to the blue mountains and only staying long enough to unload their gifts and trunks and passengers right at bilbos door. He almost wants to drop everything hes carrying, all his treasures, and hurry up the rest of the road, the last few metres to bilbos door

Bilbo has to know

he needs to know

He elbows his way through the gathering crowd, pushes past hobbits and dwarves aside alike not really caring if they moe out of the way in time or not, he wants to apologise but also this is not the time his mind is only focused on one thing and that is getting to that door and to bilbo before-

“Uncle!” comes a unison shout followed by a stern “Well if that isnt my oakhead of a brother, hello dearest, oh whats this then?”

and thorin almost trips over his own two feet.

“You two?? Engaged?? And not even a raven, my my what a great brother i have in you.”

Its bilbo that pipes in to save him “well… erm… we were going to wait until you all arrive, isnt that right, honey, thats why you bought all that food.”

“Thats not gonna feed us all after our long journey, but congrats I guess” Dis claps him on the shoulder and thorin feels his soul leaves his body, he can see mahal and mahal is facepalming and shaking his head in disappointment as if he just lost a bet with his wife.

When he comes back to himself, fili is the only other dwarf still standing outside the door of bag end, mouth agape, like he too just lost a bet.

#askies #amloveabledeathmo #thank you thank you thank you for the ask

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wtfhasmy-lifecometo · 2 years

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Masterlist

Marvel

Stephen Strange

Stressed Out

Let Me Sing to You

Daisy

Headcannon

Otto Octavius

Surprising Otto with b-day Cake

Torn between

Part one

Part two

Part three

Loki Laufeyson

Headcannon

Wanda Maximoff

Bucky Barnes

Headcannon

Natasha Romanoff

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Norman Osborn

Torn Between

Part one

Part two

Part three

Peter Parker/Spiderman

LOTR/Hobbit

Lindir

Untitled

Haldir

Elrond

Thranduil

Thorin

Kili

Fili

Legolas

Tauriel

Good Omens

Crowley

Aziraphale

Star Wars

Armitage Hux

Your Scars Don’t Define You

Kylo Ren

Hello loves! This is my current masterlist as of right now, when I start writing more stories, it will get updated each time!

#otto octavius x reader #dr strange x reader #norman osborn x reader #stephen strange x reader #thranduil x reader #lindir x reader #peter parker x reader #tony stark x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #haldir x reader #elrond x reader #loki laufesyon x reader #loki imagine #bucky barnes x reader #steve rogers x reader

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creaturesmechture · 2 years

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💫MASTERLIST💫

HEADCANNONS-

REACTION TO YOU BEING INJURED-(KILI, FILI, LINDIR, ELROND)

YOU WORRYING ABOUT THEM-(FEREN, GALION, ELROS, MELUDIR)

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clovenly · 1 year

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𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐍 ; how they show you they love you ── elves, men and dwarves!

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: ᵃʳᵃᵍᵒʳⁿ, ᵃʳʷᵉⁿ, ᵇᵃʳᵈ, ᵇᵒʳᵒᵐᶦʳ, ᵈʷᵃˡᶦⁿ, ᵉˡˡᵃᵈᵃⁿ, ᵉˡʳᵒʰᶦʳ, ᵉˡʳᵒⁿᵈ, ᵉᵒᵐᵉʳ, ᵉᵒʷʸⁿ, ᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵒʳ, ᶠᵃʳᵃᵐᶦʳ, ᶠᶦˡᶦ, ᵍᵃˡᵃᵈʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵍˡᵒʳᶠᶦⁿᵈᵉˡ, ʰᵃˡᵈᶦʳ, ᵏᶦˡᶦ, ˡᵉᵍᵒˡᵃˢ, ˡᶦⁿᵈᶦʳ, ᵗᵃᵘʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵗʰᵒʳᶦⁿ, ᵗʰʳᵃⁿᵈᵘᶦˡ

[ WITH GIFTS ] flowers, jewellery, clothes, art: anything you take an interest in worms its way into your possession. words often fail to express how they truly feel for you: a soft, i love you, could never be enough in their eyes, and so they've taken to showering you with gifts. your wardrobe is consumed by the finest silks, your fingers adorned with rings and your walls are covered in portraits and tapestries.

eomer, erestor, glorfindel, haldir, thorin, thranduil

[ WITH WORDS ] pretty words, sweet pet names, flowery poetry: they love you, why not tell the world? their need for you to know you're completely adored is almost pathological, hardly an hour passes without a compliment, an i love you or a pet name ( darling, sweetling, dove, starlight── ) and it never fails to make your cheeks flush and your heart race.

aragorn, bard, elladan, elrond, eowyn, faramir, fili, galadriel, legolas

[ WITH AFFECTION ] hand holding, warm hugs, soft kisses: whether it be in public, or private, they love being close to you. they'll hold your hand during morning walks, place their hand on the small of your back as you walk through crowds, open you doors ( chivalry has never been so alive ) and it's charming.

arwen, boromir, dwalin, elrohir, kili, lindir, tauriel

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i-want-to-see-mountains-again · 2 years

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Here’s the Gigolas OTP questionnaire for my ship headcannon, as I promised (threatened? Lol)

1. What is their love language?

They enjoy teasing and one-uping each other. They are both of the “No one picks on him but me!” mentality.

Very close friends get a pass on this, such as Aragorn, Tauriel, Eowyn and Pippin. But not family. Fili, Kili, Thorin, Gloin and Thranduil get scolded if they say something smart.

2. Who confessed first?

Legolas. I consider his fierce and instantaneous defense of Gimli, against Eomer’s threat of beheading, to be an unconscious declaration of devotion.

Gimli’s shocked expression in that scene is the pinnacle of adorable and a total bonus.

3. Who plans the dates?

Gimli. He loves to plan trips or special occasions, and to share neat stuff he’s encountered.

Legolas prefers to wing it. He does whatever takes his fancy at any given moment. The type to toss a stick in the air and start exploring in whatever direction it was pointing in when it landed.

4. Who is the better driver?

It’s cannon in both the books and movies, that Legolas ‘drives’ and Gimli rides ‘b~tch‘ whenever they ride the same mount lol.

5. Who likes to be the ‘little spoon’?

It seems to be a trend with me, that one part of my OTPs are always considerably shorter than the other, and therefore resigned to be the ‘little spoon’ in this question. 😅🤷🏻‍♀️😜

In of that, I still think it’s cute to imagine Legolas wrapping his long legs and arms around Gimli and drifting off to sleep like a hug-happy spider with a stout fly.

6. What’s their stand on PDA? (Public Displays of Affection)

Legolas has no reservations when it comes to PDA and loves to embarrass his Dwarf. Also, I think it’s his goal in life to make Aragorn one day role his eyes so hard that they stick that way, or make their fathers choke on a beverage at least once every visit.

Gimli isn’t against PDA, but he’s actually rather shy for a Dwarf. He likes it, but he’ll never initiate it and it makes him blush as red as his hair.

7. Who shows their affections with words?

Gimli. Never mind silver, his tongue is pure Mithril.

Legolas thinks he does a good job of hiding how it affects him but anyone, especially their loved ones, can see his soft smile and downcast eyes.

8. Who shows affection through touch?

Legolas more so than Gimli, but even then he’s not real big on it unless it’s a type of prank as mentioned in question 6. He prefers actions to express his love, see question 14 for elaboration on that.

9. How do they like to initiate intimacy?

Gimli with sincere sweet talking and gifts he crafted himself, or perhaps simply by showing interest in whatever Legolas is doing and tagging along like a puppy. He’s usually content just to be near his Elf, very easy to please.

Legolas does whatever he feels like doing such as stealing kisses or casually playing with Gimli’s hair and/or beard (he pretends to not know any better but is fully aware of how scandalous this is in Dwarrow society). Though, if Gimli is in a vulnerable state, he will ask permission first.

10. Do they have a dream wedding planned?

Legolas is fine without a ceremony. It’s cannon in Professor Tolkien’s works, that Elves consider private vows and/or the act of sex to be a valid marriage bond. But he’s willing to go along with nearly whatever his Dwarf wants.

Gimli absolutely has a wedding planned, a grand one with all their loved ones in attendance and an abundance of ale, food and music. The after party should last for days and end with practically no one remembering most of it if all goes according to his plans. Mostly it’s Dwarrow style but he does have a handful of Elven traditions he is adamant must be honored, to show Legolas he pays attention and his Elf’s happiness is important to him.

11. How do they comfort each other?

Despite what people might think, Legolas is a great listener and has a great deal of common sense when the situation has need. He’s like a grounding presence for Gimli when life gets stormy.

The fact that Gimli is endlessly loyal and brave for his loved ones is canonical a comfort to Legolas. He actually says as much in as many words

“But you comfort me Gimli, I am glad to have you standing nigh, with your stout legs and your hard ax.”

12. What’s an ideal evening for the two of them?

They’re not the type to sit idle for long, for one thing they’re both very important people post-fellowship and if they stay in one spot for too long someone finds them and gives them work to do.

Secondly they both love to explore and learn, so it’s no surprise when they spirit each other off to have their own mini-adventures/field trips.

13. Who’s more playful in bed?

Given the way he conducts himself in his friendships, his chivalrious admiration for Lady Galandriel, and his obvious but low key affection for Legolas, it’s firmly ingrained in my head that Gimli is shy, easily embarrassed and does not love lightly. If he loves you in any way, then you have his whole heart. Pair this with the fact that Professor Tolkien’s Dwarrow are canonically monogamous, and I can’t help but be convinced that Gimli is hard to get going but passionate once you get him started.

Legolas, however, is cocky (pun FULLY intended, thank you very much), energetic, flexible and always up to trying something new. Not to mention he loves to get a rise out of Gimli (boy, the double innuendos are flowing like Mirkwood wine tonight), so I can easily imagine him doing/suggesting some extra kinky stuff just to fluster his Dwarf.

14. Who shows affection through gift giving?

Gimli. He enjoys making things for Legolas to use and/or wear such as arrowheads, tackle and shoes for their horse, or jewelry and belt buckles.

Legolas is more of a ‘acts of service and/or loyalty’ kind of fellow.

15. Who’s the first one up in the morning?

Gimli. Having grown up poor in the Blue Mountains then later living in Erebor, which needed every able set of hands working at all hours to restore it to its former glory, I’m sure his parents instilled in him a firm belief that the day is not to be wasted lounging in bed. Side note, he gives me strong ‘cheerful morning person’ vibes. The kind of guy who rises early and cooks a fantastic breakfast while singing a jaunty tune and wakes you with a sincere “Good morning my love! It’s a beautiful day!” leaving you struggling to decide weather to murder him or love him all the more.

Meanwhile Legolas, while certainly not lazy, is still a Prince and gives me the impression that waking him before the sun’s properly visible invites bodily harm.😅 I can easily see him trying to drag Gimli back to bed for sleepy morning cuddles allowing them to ease into their day.

16. Were they friends before they were lovers?

Again, like Bilbo and Thorin, I have to answer both yes and no. They run the full gauntlet of rivals to friends to lovers. Though the animosity between Legolas and Gimli didn’t last nearly as long as the one between the couple that came before them. I attribute this to Gimli winning Legolas’ respect quicker, due to his brash yet pure hearted approach to their quest and life in general.

17. Who’s the better singer?

Nether, they’re both $£¥% for singing lol! I refuse to believe everyone on Middle Earth is a good singer, by law of averages someone has to suck at it and since they’re both so good at so many other things, I decided in my head cannon they’re both terrible singers lol.🙅🏻‍♀️🎵😖👂

18. Who has the best jokes?

Traditionally speaking, Gimli. He has a wealth of antidotes ranging from suitable for all ages to some only to be spoken in dark corner booths of pubs with no ladies present lol.

Meanwhile, if you want zingers to flatten egos, Legolas is your guy.

19. Who’s the better cook?

Gimli. With Hobbits in the family and his own mother to teach him good, hearty Dwarrow recipes, Gimli enjoys cooking and is rather good at it (though he’ll readily admit, he can’t compare to cousin-in-law Bilbo and friend Bombur, they are fantastic).

Legolas is a Prince and never had to cook a day in his life, thus he’s comically bad at it. He can hunt and fish, and is more than willing and skilled enough to dress his kills and clean the fish, but to turn the fruits of his labor into an edible, let alone delectable, meal takes a different skill set entirely.

20. What is their stance on having kids?

Gimli loves them, of any/all races, he has a knack for parenting and would adopt his own mini-army if he had the time to take care of them.

With Legolas, it depends on the child. As a general rule he likes them and if he forms a bond with them, it’s like he transforms into a mischievous kid himself lol! He’s the bad influence parent.

#lord of the rings #lotr #gimli #legolas #gigolas #otp things #otp #i will go down with this ship #old school otp seriously I was in high school

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erosofthepen · 2 years

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i dont have any specific requests but just. Kili. thoughts on Kili.

i have so many thoughts on kili you came to the right person

things i hc abt kili:

-he has a journal he writes in religiously. its all poetry and random thoughts and pressed flowers or other flora he's found that catches his eye. he doodles pretty things in it as well, from crystal caves to the fire of the forge.

-mans is a hopeless romantic. all he wants is an epic beautiful story-for-the-ages whirlwind romance that is fueled by passion and love. and whilst his romances might not always work out the way his 200k fanfic he wrote in his teens did, he never gives them up and relishes each experience. Even bad romances fuel his poetry writing at least. And with his One, when he finally meets them, he does all the simp-worthy romantic shit, from picking bouquets to opening doors.

-drawing from the poetry, kili is incredibly intelligent, at least literature-wise. dont get me wrong, mans is a dumbass and a himbo, but he could talk for hours on end on how the structure of a syllable scheme can make or break a poem. he's very well versed in symbolism and dwarven mythology and lore, and, next to ori, is the best person able to understand and find the deeper meaning in different works, and discuss them thoroughly.

-kili honestly isn't the best in the forges. he does alright, but his skill is comparable to an average human blacksmith. his real talent in metalworking comes to the details. like carving dozens of intricate lines into a single ring, or carving a whole battle scene on the inside of a bracelet. it's a skill he is very proud of, even if he can't even forge a good knife.

-mama's boy. i feel like thorin kind overlooked kili a lot growing up, his focus was on fili, being the heir and all, so kili didn't have a super strong adult male figure in his life. he had his mom, which is arguably better for him. like he'd spend all day helping dis in her shop or at her trade, and just chilling with his amad.

-he knows how to cook. like dis probs taught him, needed at least one son capable of creating edible food (she gave up with fili, who took after thorin in this way), and by god kili learned fast. he knows what he's doing in the kitchen. he is this whole video.

-i also think kili would be the type of dwarf to collect shineys. like crystals and fun rocks and bits of jewelry. he has corvid like tendencies and has pouches and boxes full of his collections.

-mans is deeply insecure. this hc is pretty popular, but like with no beard and being the dwarf version of a tall lanky string bean, he has body image issues. he doesn't have a lot of problems with confidence, like fake it till you make it vibes, but when it comes down to him and his One, he needs validation. he needs to know that he is the prettiest boy. just needs reminding and loving.

-coming from the insecure place, i believe later in life kili has a huge glow up. to quote my dear friend @cutie-cutter, "he's a late bloomer, but by god he blooms". like maybe in his 90s all of a sudden he fills out a lot, some nice body fat over all that muscle, and then starts growing a really nice beard. like it ain't super long but its thick and lush and ideal for braiding. he is the prettiest boy.

-kili is also the ultimate wingman. like when he's younger he doesn't have the looks but he has the game with his words alone. with fili its the opposite, fili's like mr. knightly in the sense of "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more", he ain't good with all the cute romantic shit. but kili helps him by writing poems and teaching him lines at the small price of taking his dessert for a week.

-(kinda nsfw?) while young and still escorting merchants with fili, i feel like kili def. got himself some fun nights at brothels. like he'd be more than willing to spend all his earnings in one night for some... special treatment. I also hc that kili didn't really get with women a lot when a younger adult, mostly men, bcs mans has daddy issues like you wont believe. the bisexual also probs thinks his chances with women are low anyways, since women in dwarven culture can be picky and usually go for ones with looks, or at least a full beard.

-(nsfwish) also going back to his journal, he also has a hell of a lot of erotic poetry in there. he'll spend stanzas describing sensations and the aesthetics of a particularly steamy night, and if someone catches his eye he could go on and on about them. absolutely no one is allowed to see his journal besides him (thorin found it once and just sighed in disappointment and wishing he had bleach before closing it and never bringing it up), and it is kept out of sight at all times. it would be very interesting for his One to find it though, and all the different scenarios that could play out...

that's all for now, thank you for this ask!! love talking about this bisexual whore of a man.

#kili #the hobbit #kili headcannons #headcannons #fili #ori #thorin #dís #erosofthepens thoughts #tolkien #asks

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vee-vee-writes · 1 year

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They are forbidden in the room (shelves with wine, food😁) where there is little light + the room is cold (Beorn, Legolas, Fili, Kili, Tauriel)

A/N: Sorry for the long wait! I hope you finally get to enjoy this :) Beorn's blurb is a bit smaller than the others just because I have never written for him before but I hope you like it none the less.

Tauriel

The room was off limits to all but the King but when she had seen the door open Tauriel knew that she had to investigate

She told herself that it was to make sure that all was well with the royals she was sworn to protect but in truth she knew this was a lie

Every elf in the kingdom was curious as to what the King kept behind lock and key

She had thought that perhaps it was a private store of fine wine, his private thoughts, or jewels of great value

What she had not expected was to have come across a shrine to the late Queen of Mirkwood

While there were some Elven delicacies (fine wine and long-lasting foods) littering the shelves around the room, a statute of the lady stood proud in the middle of the room and Tauriel moved closer to take in more of the Queen's face when suddenly the door slammed behind her, snuffing out almost all light

Panicked Tauriel rushed back towards the door, only for the knob to be stuck in place locked

Taking a deep breath Tauriel stepped back to collect herself

She would have to find another way out in the dark

The last thing she wanted was for the King to catch her in here

While Thranduil was typically reasonable, the entirety of the Elven race knew to avoid bringing up his wife around the Elf

However, after hours of searching in the dark she had yet to find a way out

Cold and hungry Tauriel tried not to think of the fineries within feet of her

She was sure that Thranduil would have accounted for anything to be found in the room

Yet within the next hour her stomach had trumped her logic and she found herself scoffing herself with scrumptious bread and guzzling wine as though she would not see the morrow

As she revealed in the warmth spreading within her full belly as the wine began to take effect, she heard a cough interrupt her

Eyes snapping up to the door she found a bemused Legolas perched in the doorway

"Come on then before my father finds you" Legolas mused nodding towards the door.

Fili

Fili was cursing Kili as he found himself trapped in the room - it was cold, dank, and the young prince could hardly see his hand in front of his own face

Convinced that his brother needed a break, Kili had led Fili to the room to show him something then promptly shoved him in and locked the door behind him

Hesitantly walking forward, Fili used his hands to guide himself to a table amid the darkness- looking for anything he could use to escape

Instead, the Prince found a flint and steel and further along an oil lamp which he promptly lit

Now that the room was more illuminated, Fili could see the barrel of ale and feast laid out

While he was still frustrated with his brother, Fili felt his spirits lighten significantly

It had been a while since the darrow had a good drink

So, he served himself, drinking mug upon mug of ale - using the cold as reason for his excessive drinking

Half a barrel in Fili began to panic

Undoubtedly by now Thorin would be looking for him and the last thing he needed was a lecture from his uncle about drunkenness and the responsibilities of an heir

In a bid to somewhat sober himself up he began to scoff handfuls and handfuls of food down his gullet

Surely that would help to absorb some of the alcohol in his system, but he knew his uncle was no fool, he would smell the ale on him

Pacing back and forward Fili began to argue with himself as he reasoned through what would be the best explanation to give Thorin

His thoughts were interrupted by the cackling of his younger brother, "I thought you'd tuck into everything, but I didn't expect you to take it to this extent Fi."

Through the light of the doorway Fili could see the true extent of the mess he had made in his panic

Flushing with embarrassment he grumbled crankily at Kili to help him back to his chambers without Thorin seeing the two of them

Legolas

Rohan was very different from what the Elven Prince had expected

He knew humans tended to be obnoxious, especially after a victory, but he had underestimated the extent

Escaping their madness he wandered the halls of the Kingdom looking for the kitchens

Instead he came across a door with a sign forbidding entry to anyone except for the royal family and their direct servants

Pushing it open Legolas stepped in only for the door to latch closed behind him

Shoving against it with his inhuman strength did little to budge it and he began to make peace with the fact he was stuck until someone came to let him out

He used his elven eyes to adjust to the darkness, scanning his surroundings

A storeroom

Shelves lined with wrapped cakes, breads, and fresh fruits sat neatly on the hanging shelves with the barrels of wine and ale perched beneath them

While he typically wouldn't help himself to someone else's property, Legolas smiled at the thought of having a quiet feast by himself

So he pulled up and empty barrel to perch himself on and loaded up an empty serving dish with delicacies

Finally he poured himself a goblet of wine, inhaling the aroma and guessing at where the wine had originated from

It certainly didn't smell as sweet as Woodland wine but he couldn't rule out that it hadn't come from the likes of Imladris

Settling down Legolas filled himself on his "borrowed" goods, humming to himself in enjoyment as he supped

Eventually, he found a corner to curl up in, drifting off on a full belly in a locked room certainly wasn't the worst situation he had been in

Beorn

The shapeshifter cursed himself at his foolishness, how could he have locked himself in his own storeroom

Contemplating on whether he should smash the door down, he angrily decided not too

He knew that he would only have to fix it the next day and there was a chance that his animals would make themselves at home in there in the meantime

The hobbit and the wizard were due to visit him any day now on their way to visit Erebor, he could stick it out until they made their appearance

Aratar knows that he certainly had plenty of food and wine to keep him well for more than a few days

So, Beorn made himself comfortable, pulling straw and old flour sacks from the corner to shape into a makeshift bed

After he was done, he helped himself to some of the goat’s cheese he had freshly made and wrapped

It was the first time he had attempted to make such a thing, so he deserved to sample it and see how it had turned out

After a few pieces Beorn decided it was good but needed something else with it, a glass of wine maybe?

Bending under the tap of a wine barrel he let the wine flow into his mouth before trying another piece of cheese

It tasted much better this time around and he silently praised himself with a grin

Perhaps waiting in the storeroom for a few days wouldn't be so bad.

Kili

Thorin had strictly forbidden Kili from the storeroom after the incident with Fi

It had only made him more rebellious so when Thorin and Fili were stuck in a small council meeting he had snuck down

What he had not expected was for the door to lock behind him, trapping him inside

"You want to do the opposite of what your uncle says then you can stay the night in there" his mother’s voice called out from the other side of the door.

"Amad please! Let me out, I won't do it again!" Kili pleaded.

Dis said nothing but Kili heard her footsteps fade as she got further away.

The cupboard was cold

He supposed a storeroom was supposed to be so that the food wouldn't go off, but he still cursed bitterly at the cold

Until of course an idea popped into his head

Storerooms typically contained ale

Scrambling around in the dark Kili felt around for any sign of wine barrels

After several minutes of stumbling around in the dark he came across a barrel

Empty

Moving on he found several more empty barrels until he came across a full one

Rebelliously he thought if he was going to be stuck in here for an entire night he may as well enjoy his time

Tilting the barrel to rest against the wall he lay on the floor beneath the tap and lesisurely let the liquid flow down into his mouth as he pleased

While it probably wasn't his smartest idea to get himself locked in the storeroom and the impending lecture from Thorin loomed, Kili was certainly enjoying his time for the moment

After half an hour the young dwarf found that he had drained the first and moved on to his second

But the second he lay back on the ground to resume his drinking after propping the next barrel up he conked out, loud drunken snores escaping his parted lips, drool pooling on the stone floor beneath him

He certainly was a sight to behold when Dis led her brother down to the room to catch his nephew defying his command

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drearydaffodils · 9 months

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Characters I write for are under the cut ♡

Lord of the Rings

Aragorn

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Boromir

Eomer

Eowyn

Elrond

Faramir

Frodo Baggins

Galadriel

Gimli

Legolas Greenleaf

Meriadoc Brandybuck

Peregrin Took

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The Hobbit

Balin

Bard the Bowman

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Bofur

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Thorin Oakenshield

Thranduil

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voidofcourse8 · 2 years

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A headcannon that I have for Fili and Kili is that bilbo taught the swear words/phrases in Sindarin and that they in turn taught him their favorite swear words/phrases in Khuzdul knowing that they would get clocked in the head for teaching him. They just didn’t care and think it’s funny.

#the hobbit #kili #Fili #fili and kili

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