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ir0n-moon · 22 days

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We've put together headcanons on which country the guys would be from in a Latin American AU but if they were all Mexican they'd all be from different states too

Nathan– This man is connected to the ocean this man is incredibly jarocho-coded. Every Veracruz meme applies to him. I know that a state in the west would make more sense due to all the whale business but please humor me and just let me have this

Pickles– Was raised somewhere in eastern Edoméx and promptly ran away to Mexico City. Which is not nearly as great a distance as Wisconsin-California but people in the city act like he came from the other side of the planet, which is actually comforting to him

Murderface– His regio vibes cannot be understated. Spends his life at the grill whenever he's not playing bass or stabbing things and does not know what a tree is. Fierro pariente

Toki– Canon Toki was raised in the unforgiving cold winters of Norway so Mexican Toki was raised in the unforgiving humidity of the Tabasco rainforest. Whenever their village was flooded his parents probably used to make him clear out the water armed only with a squeegee

Skwisgaar– He is güero he was born in Chihuahua and always gets mistaken for a Mennonite. Skwisgaar please sell me some cheese please just sell me some

Charles– Even within the canon timeline i hc that he comes from money so in this case his family probably owns some kind of successful business in Jalisco. Hell, they probably produce the brand of tequila that got Nathan fucked up in Prankklok

None of them are from cdmx, sorry. Chilangos you can have uhhhhhh Melmord

Have a bonus Charles. Do i hate myself for this post? Absolutely

#i am willing to entertain additions and revisions to this #metalocalypse #metalocalypse au #mtl au #mexican au #herrera.jpeg #metalocalypse headcanon #metalocalypse headcanons #mtl hc

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iamclaoh · 5 months

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Fierro pariente

#illustration #raccoon #doodle #digital drawing #mapache

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abzurdah1 · 3 months

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Quién fuera Camelia la Texana para darle plomo y llevarse el dinero del ex.

Tipo "¿me quieres dejar? pero viuda y con herencia, cabrón" y pum pum fierro pariente.

Ya me vi

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sith-fco84 · 2 years

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Jajjajajaj oigan si 🤣 fierro 🤠 pariente se va a hacer o no se va hacer la carnita asada? . https://www.instagram.com/p/CjRIeaEucoW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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sailermoon · 2 years

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Living in mexico atm and that jacket is cute, I have a similar styled one in mustard orange. You're mommas a hater. Saludos de Sinaloa ajua fierro pariente

THANK U solidarity !!! 🤝 I think she says that cause her hometown is super bougie and everyone’s decked to the nines all the time

#answered

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petertigrecuervo · 2 years

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Cuando me preguntan que tipo de metal escuchan en el norte, solo que allá no le dicen metal, le dicen "Fierro pariente" jajaja 🤘🏻🖤💀 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgim5GhjjeX692hUaQk37q7O72NbBvlgqUteF00/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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bisexualhobi · 2 years

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Respecto a la peda de Jackson, la neta no hay nada más atractivo que un hombre que no sea mala copa, y sobre tu tag en el tiktok, que bonito es saber que todos los mexicanos cool disfrutan el vodka de tamarindo, espero que algún día el bato lo pruebe

ya tuvimos a jackson diciendo fierro pariente en vivo solo es cuestión de tiempo antes de que alguien le enseñe el vodka de tamarindo 🙏🏻🙏🏻 y sí estoy de acuerdo no hay nada más atractivo que un hombre con confianza que sabe que es el centro de atención sin hacerse arrogante o ponerse de malacopa después de empedar

#asks #neta le traigo un chingo de ganas jajaja pa que te digo que no

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samoempalador · 2 years

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Fierro, pariente! - Monero Patricio

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olier-ffbe · 2 years

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Hay les va el fierro pariente.

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zackcrazyvalentine · 3 years

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Which twst boys AREN'T invited to the carne asada!? Cause I know damn well Ace ain't coming over the little rascal

PPPFFFFFFTTT!!! OMG, THIS HIT A VERY SPECIFIC SIDE OF ME

Well, Leona clearly HAS to be invited bc of his love for meat I'd invite Ruggie too, idc if he chips in to buy stuff or not. I bet he has KILLER hand to roast the meat and makes some great side dishes So... maybe Savanaclaw are definitely invited EPEL TOO BC HE LIKES YAKINIKU!!!

Jade and Sebek have MONSTER appetites, D O U B T on that invitation (I don't want them eating everything, yanno) Tho I would like Octa Trio to try bbq meat since they eat raw stuff in the Coral Sea

CATER BBY IS INVITED!!! NICE SALTY MEATS AND COMPANION DISHES!!! SPICY SAUCES, RECIPES OF MY MA!!

Tbh I wouldn't be keen on inviting the boys who were too picky in the Master Chef event: Malleus, Vil, Jamil, Idia

Sebek is a most probable NO And Lilia is also a NO bc old man bat would definitely want to help prepare food... no thnx this is a nice little reunion, not a collective funeral

But, overall, carne asadas are very lively here! Doesn't matter if you have a weird uncle or an overly friendly aunt or there's beef between family members, EVERYONE is invited to get together for some meat! I'd be up to inviting everyone (bye bye money lol)

#zask #twisted wonderland #carne asada #carne asada party!#fierro pariente!

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dawnofus · 2 years

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