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mxchifer · 10 months
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"Shall we dance, my saint?"
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mikereads · 1 year
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“Auld Lang Syne.” 
One year the whole gang is invited to Bobby and Athena’s for New Years Eve. With everyone having sitters they were all able to stay together until midnight. Walking in that night Buck had one major goal, not to kiss Eddie Diaz. Or more like not show to anyone he wanted to kiss Eddie. He was newly single and with it being his first new years alone he felt a surge of not only hope but anticipation. It seemed like the rest of the group had other ideas in mind. Maybe Bobby's idea of inviting them all over wasn’t as innocent as he thought. They had four hours until midnight and there would be many revelations between now and when the clock strikes twelve. Buck just hopes he can make it into the new year without making a total fool of himself. (Maybe he should stay away from the champagne.” 
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toolazytodecide · 1 year
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The FINAL chapter of “Champagne problems.” has been posted.
Read it here:
 https://archiveofourown.org/works/44689978/chapters/115129879
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spookymulderjr · 3 months
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One time I saw a post that went like "Willy Wonka is just Saw for kids" and now I understand why I relate to him so much, especially this one and ONLY this one 🤣🤣🤣
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hoeforhao · 1 year
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Champagne and Spirits | SEUNGCHEOL FF |
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Pairing : seungcheol × fem!reader (ft. joshua)
MINORS DNI! MINORS DNI! MINORS DNI!
⤷ genre: smut (with feelings),slight angst, fluff, jealousy sex, alcohol consumption, explicit language/cursing, scared to love reader, cold but caring for reader seungcheol.
⤷ tags{part 2} : sensual foreplay,rough sex,praise,slight bondage,hair tugging, fingering, pet names, hickeys/marking, body worship, oral (m receiving), size kink, unprotected sex(reader will be starting birth control after),creampie,overstimulation, orgasm denial, aftercare.
⤷ synopsis: seeing the one who has your heart, with other women on a cruise ship, while you're trying to deny your feelings and stay away, is definitely not an ideal situation for a holiday.
⤷ part: 1/2 {part 2}
⤷ word count: 1.1k
⤷ author’s note: This is my first work as well as my first time posting here. I hope you like my absolute shitty writing and if you do...
Likes, comments and reblogs will be really appreciated
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"I guess I'm too late" you mumble to yourself, as your eyes are fixated on the tall, dark haired and beady eyed man infront of you ; looking like he's having the best time of his life with a woman who looks equally as heavenly as him.
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You met Seungcheol for the first time at Fluffball Daycare & Veterinary, 7 months ago when you took Ms Carrot for a daily checkup at the clinic. It would be a lie to say you weren't completely smitten by his big sunshine smile and glistening doe eyes while he played with your small yet feisty black cat. Word had it that Mr Choi was the best pet surgeon in the entire town and so it was quite natural for you to take Carrot to him, as soon as her breathing troubles started getting worse.
After a series of tests,it was revealed that your most loved being, your cat, had stage 1 Nasal Cavity Cancer, which was fortunately curable by surgery. Thus, for the next 2 weeks you had to make frequent visits to the clinic to get all the papers ready as well as prep Ms Carrot.
After the successful surgery, Seungcheol suggested that for Carrot to heal fast, he needs to visit your place everyday to look after her condition and control the medications. For an introvert like you, it was quite a task to let someone invade your space daily, but your baby mattered to you the most. Also as if you weren't highly attracted to Mr Choi!!!!!
The next 4 months was like a potion of serene bliss mixed with a sinful curse. As your closeness to Cheol started increasing through the visits, you felt yourself in a turmoil trying not to break the rock hard wall created around your heart ; But can you blame yourself? The way he takes care of you along with your cat, never overstepped your boundaries, always checking up on you in the middle of the night to ensure you've slept or not,complementing you at every glance he takes in of you, making you turn into a blushing mess everytime he's around...HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT POSSIBLY FALL FOR HIM? Day by day you feel the condition worsen as you're inexplicably drawn even closer to him, but you knew you had to stop yourself....FOR CHEOL'S GOOD!
And finally after all those months of serenity and happiness, the day you've been dreading throughout this period was finally here ; it was his last visit for Carrot to your house, and as you two stand across the door, hearts beating in unison at the rate of a storm, your mind clouded with all the messed up thoughts : Seungcheol looks up at you, his glistening eyes piercing daggers into your soul, as if looking for an answer. Oblivious of his stares, you bid him goodbye with a heavy heart, making yourself understand that the best option is to let him go.
That day, you were so consumed in your thoughts that you failed to see the older's teary eyes while he shakily spoke "Bye Y/n. I'll always keep the time spent with you and Carrot close to my heart. Only if I had the luck to keep you close to me and my heart too". He whispered the last line, so you could only hear some mumbles.
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While you were reminiscing all these memories with him, you didn't realize that a gazillion of judgy eyes were staring at you from various corners as you stood in the midst of the reception, face completely stained with tears.
"I need to get out of here fast, before anyone sees me like this ,specially him" you mumble to yourself as you impulsively lift your heels to head towards deck 4, where your room was... completely forgetting the fact that you're not an evening gown and stilletos person.
And what's the aftermath of your stupidity? Not even five steps down, and you tumble upon your own dress's slit, closing your eyes and waiting for the marble to hit you into unconsciousness.
"Why don't I feel any pain? Am I dead? Is this heaven? Nah no way I'll be allowed in heaven with such an unholy mind .But why do I hear the loud chatterings tho. Did I go numb from the impact?" you start questioning yourself, not noticing the pair of cold hands on your bare back(you had the audacity to wear a backless champagne dress being such a noob), strongly holding you from the fall.
Coming out of the trance, you slowly open your eyes and bring them up to look at the man that was now holding you pressed against his hard defined chest. A sudden wave of sparks rushed through your entire system as you steadily took in his features; satin soft black hair adorning his forehead, almond shaped eyes that shone as bright as a star and his distinctive smile, capable of making anyone fall head over heels in an instant.
"It's rude to keep staring at someone like that you know, right Ms?" A soft angelic voice cooed in your ears, pulling you out of the daydream.
"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to stare at you like that" you blurt out almost instantly, looking down with red flushed cheeks.
"It's fine. I'm used to such flustered gazes." The man spoke with a sheepish smirk.
"Thank you so much for saving me. I would've ripped my dress if it hadn't been for you."
"I'm afraid that just a thank you won't be a fair price for saving such a beautiful gown. Don't you think so yourself Ms?"he asked with a raised eyebrow.
You've always been of the overly courteous type, so the demand of the man infront of you, seemed quite justified.
"Tell me how can i repay your kindness, Mr?" you emphasized on the Mr with a questioning tone, in order to let him know that you were interested in knowing his name.
"It's Joshua Hong. But you can call me Josh." he answered promptly, resting your curiosity. "How 'bout you buy me a drink from the counter and we sit over for a small pretty conversation about how you ended up crying in such a loud party?"
Your cheeks again flushed bright crimson red, but this time from embarrassment, now that he mentioned the crying part. Not being able to form words anymore, you just hummed in response while he snaked his arms around your waist and escorted you to the bar.
Little did you know, a shroud pair of eyes was keeping a watch on you from the very beginning and taking in your each and every move made with Joshua.
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piwstri4 · 5 months
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gracias por nada | ln4
paring: f1driver!ex!lando norris x fashion designer!ex!reader
summary: you were robbed of a happy married life.
part two - masterlist
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ynclo
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ynclo 'cause i know we fall apart when nothing's new
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danielricciardo i took literally all the pics of you and this is what i get?
ynclo u are very goodlooking if i were you i'd stop complaining (thnx 4 the pics danny ric)
danielricciardo 👎🏼
user1 so are we gonna ignore the plushie bc,,,,
user2 ikr like miss girly?????? are u gonna address the rumors or????
user3 what's the issue? i think it's rlly cute
user1 she crocheted that for her (ex)bf so yeaaaa
user3 WHAT
user2 they are (were) engaged but neither are addressing the topic
user4 it's their lives maybe yall should stop forcing them to talk abt it
user5 THE SHIRT OMG SHE'S NOT LETTING IT DIE
user6 i just KNOW that danny showed that pic to charles and he rolled his eyes
user7 it's getting kinda old tbh atp it's just cringey
user8 literally no one asked
lewishamilton new collection drop when?
ynclo VERY SOON stay tuned king 👑
user9 he truly is her biggest supporter
user10 isn't she like 23 or smt?? why does she talk with drivers that old anyways??
user11 daniel's her cousin...
user12 it's been 3 hours and no lando like or comment,,,,,
user13 well it is rumored that they called it off so
user14 what am i missing wtf?????
user15 some ppl are saying they broke off their engagement or smt we dont know bc they haven't said anything yet
user16 she also posted a story then deleted it like 2 minutes later w some shady lyric
user13 omg????
user17 fr "u can think that ure in love when ure rlly just engaged"
user18 the caption?
user19 first her story and now this...
user20 omg i saw it too wtf
landonorris
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landonorris in the back of the nightclub sipping champagne 🥂
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carlossainz55 great night 🥂
landonorris it always is w me 😉
user1 im gonna say this just one time ok? wtf
charlesleclerc let's do it again!
landonorris sure!
user2 looking hot as usual!!!
user3 bestie r we gonna talk abt u know what
user4 frrrrrr liek wtf was this post
user5 omg let the man LIVE ffs
user6 this is getting rlly annoying tbh
maxverstappen1 🔥
landonorris 👍🏼
mclarenf1 nice after race party drunk boy
user7 omg i love the mclaren admin
user8 the admin deserves the world
user9 so like....... u and that fashion girly?????
user10 i wanna know too guys but pls stop commenting that on their posts!!!
user11 he's just happy to be on the podium i love him sm
user12 THE SONG????
user13 idk if ur talking abt the caption or yn's story
user14 let's not bring her here pls
user13 i miss yn in the comments....
user16 he didn't comment on her post either :///
user15 stop bringing her up omg
DUSK.CLOTHING
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DUSK.CLOTHING Once again a success! Thanks to everyone who was a part of this, we could have never done this without every single one of you, we love you always.
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ynclo i love you guys so much!!!! nice job everyone, you all looked stunning out there🫀
user17 i love her so much
user18 lando news?
user19 she just loves her crew so much i cant😭😭😭
lewishamilton nice runway, you never disappoint
ynclo i WILL cry
lewishamilton ???
user20 she's just so perfect with her designs but THE MODELS OMG everything is so on point it's amazing
user21 how come she's so young and yet she serves THIS
user22 nepotism
user24 do you even know what nepotism is????
user23 yall just throw the word around like it's nothing huh
danielricciardo the talented one of the family
ynclo thanks i know
user25 gorgeous as always
user26 admin knows anything abt the l*ndo topic??
user27 admin here is strictly professional
lewishamilton a masterpiece.
DUSK.CLOTHING Always happy to have you!
ynclo thank you!!
ynclo
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ynclo jodiendo en el presente los planes del futuro (los quise sola pero nos imaginé juntos)
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user28 translation: "fucking up today all the future's plans (i wanted them alone yet i pictured us together)"
danielricciardo nice bouquet
ynclo thank you danny ricc got them 4 me
danielricciardo he sounds like a nice guy
ynclo ehhhhh
user29 isn't it weird that she keeps flirting with older drivers???
user30 they've said it a million times danny and her are cousins
arthurleclerc go bestie go!!
ynclo shush ure embarrassing me in front of the cool ppl
user31 i know yall saw her flirting w [] too
user32 he's her fucking cousin
user33 NOT THAT ONE, THE YOUNGER ONE
lewishamilton fire runway🔥🔥
ynclo thanks i designed the clothes myself!!!
user34 mother always serves
user35 ofc she does she's drop dead gorgeous
user36 she could literally model her own clothes
user37 is the caption abt u know who???
user38 istg if the comments section starts to fill up with shit like this im gonna crawl under everyone's bed
user39 not confirmed yet
user40 she speaks spanish????
user41 she's from latam!! her fam moved to italy when she was like 10
user42 aren't her and danny cousins tho??
user43 god forbid immigrants have family in other countries right??
user44 i need her to address the elephant in the room
user45 let's not do that here
user47 ikrrrr she needs to talk abt it asap
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landonorris
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landonorris lost my girl but she aint worth the prize
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user48 he really is just a man
danielricciardo rude
user49 go tell him king!!!
user50 danny defending yn makes me believe in men again
user51 didn't she say something abt still being friends???
user52 yea but he's a dick and he made sure everyone knows that
user53 she's a bitch tho
user52 lol?
user54 she wanted him to keep his reputation yet he's out there ruining it
user55 her fault for being a shit gf
user56 go touch some grass girly
user57 they were giggling and hugging at the paddock last week wtf happened
user58 they were getting MARRIED next month what the hell happened
user59 kinda get it tho? she was annoying
user60 l*ndo stans and yn haters are fucking crazy
user61 cry abt it
charlesleclerc looking fire but talking shit
landonorris cant hear u im busy
user62 "i carry him in my chest wherever i go, because otherwise i'd be devastated from the sorrow of not having him around"
user63 "i have never loved someone like i love him, he holds together the pieces of my heart"
user64 "for all i know we could be together in every lifetime because i don't think my soul could ever long for someone else"
user65 nice now i'll go cry
user66 kinda happy that they broke up
user67 he looks happy now
user68 she dodged a bullet fr
user69 she was in love with him
user70 he was too.
user71 doesn't look like he was
ynclo
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ynclo tú vete tranquilo, no me debes nada. empaca tus cosas, no te dejes nada.
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user72 mom's getting angry in spanich omg
user73 in spanich
user74 im her official translator now girlies dw "you can leave in peace, you owe me nothing. pack all your things and dont leave anything behind."
user75 im in love w u thank u so much!!!
user74 no prob!!
user76 GRACIAS POR NADA!!! GRACIAS POR NADA!!!! @ him bestie
user77 she's a benito fan omg
user78 a what???
user79 latino artist
user80 she saw him trashing her and said fuck peace, go girly!!!
danielricciardo el gordo lui
ynclo cant believe u only learnt to say that in spanish
danielricciardo hola me llamo daniel
user81 is she home???
user82 came back to italy this morning i believe, she posted the airport in her stories
user83 she really said im getting over l*ndo
user84 she doesn't look happy :(((
user85 she looks tired, i guess all that time in the relationship drained her
user86 they were happy, dont trash their relationship like that
user87 "you think that you're in love when you're really just engaged" anyone?
arthurleclerc come visit me one day, we're country neighbors
ynclo im not setting a foot there unless u take me to the casino
arthurleclerc I CANT EVEN BET IN THE CASINO
ynclo sounds like a u problem
user88 is she flirting w that guy again??
user89 well she's a bitch, of course she'd do that
user90 they've been friends since she met danny
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Merry Christmas
Parring: Dr. Spencer Reid x gn!reader
Summary: You throw some Christmas party at your house where you show the BAU team your traditiona
Warnings: fluff
A/N: Hi! So, I'm currently in the 2nd season of CM, so there aren't more characters or anything, I'm new to the series, kinda, so please forgive. Second, the traditions in the ff are my country's traditions. Feel free to share yours in the comments!
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"Merry Christmas!" Penelope opened her arms to hug you at the doorframe, big smile decorating her beautiful face. "Thank you for the invitation, sweetheart."
"I'm glad you came." You moved a bit to the side to let your coworker come in. "Make yourself at home, Pen."
"Sure will do." She winked at you and started to walk around your house, from time to time she was making nice comments about the decor.
The next person to come was Spencer. In a red sweater, Mr. "I know it all" greeted you with little, and cute, hand waving, his iconic move.
And after him, the others came in, in the order: Jason, Emily with JJ, Aaron and Derek.
"Your Christmas is a lot different than ours." Started Emily when you put another fish on the table.
"Yeah. Only 12 dishes? You have to try everything? That's insane." Murmured Derek with a glass of dried-fruit juice. "Where did you all get that from?"
"The Bible." Before you could answer, Spencer was faster. "You know, according to the Bible, there were 12 apostles so Catholic countries put 12 dishes on the Christmas table. They also leave an empty seat for an unannounced guest or, more spiritual, for those that had died."
"Yeah." You nodded with a smile. "That's right. Just the tradition, nothing more."
"Tradition is good." Whispered Gideon. "Tells a lot about the person."
"Once again, thank you for having us." Hotchner interrupted the info dump. "It might be a new experience for us, but that's life, right? We learning."
"Oh, stop. You making my angel blush!" Garcia petted your back in a soothing manner but with a smile on her face.
You were glad they came. Hey, they were family and Christmas is family time. You needed them now due to your family being all dead.
After dinner, came the present time! Everyone gathered in the living room and Derek, with a red Santa's hat, started to dispense the presents. Of course, he had to add something funny before giving it to the final owner, which has been making everyone laugh.
The atmosphere was amazing. It felt family-like and you didn't want it to go away any moment soon.
"It's party time!" Said Morgan, and with Emily by his side, they opened champagne and other alcoholic drinks they had brought.
Immediately , it reminded you of New Year Eve and the party your friends had always thrown. There was always lots of alcohol, music, dancing and many more.
"Let's go!" JJ grabbed your wrist and pulled into the dancing circle, you had no other choice but to join them, and you did.
Saying you weren't having the best time of your life would be a lie. You were so happy with those people, you were ready to call the your fucking family, and in your head you were. You loved each of them in your own way, and you hoped they noticed that. Well, they were profilers, they sure did.
The clock on the wall was showing 3:15am, with its quiet ticking interrupting the quiet carols. You turned off the tap in the kitchen and dried your hands. Everyone was asleep, either on the couch, armchairs or floor while you had been washing the dishes and cleaning after the party.
As quiet as possible, you came back to the living room with blankets and covered everyone with one, you didn't want them to catch a cold.
"Happy Christmas." You whispered with a shy smile before you started walking to the stairs.
"Happy Christmas, Y/N." The quiet voice of Reid's made you stop in the half way and smile again before you looked his way.
"I thought you were sleeping. Sorry if I woke you up."
"You didn't, don't worry." He shook his head with his innocent smile you liked so much.
"Would you like to join me for a movie?" You hesitated some time before asking that, it was your little secret.
"Sure." Spencer lifted himself from the armchair and came up to you, then followed you upstairs.
You had this thing, you needed to watch your favourite movie after Christmas Eve to fall asleep. It was hard to explain why only this time of year but you didn't complain. You loved the movie, so it was a pleasure.
"If you don't mind, we will watch 'The Nightmare before Christmas'." You said when you finally reached your room and turned on the TV.
"Whatever you want. I'm fine with that." Spencer sat next to you, on the floor by the bed and placed his head on his knees. "Did you know that Tim Burton only produced the movie, not directed it?"
"I read it somewhere. But thank you for reminding me that." A little smile appeared on your lips before you clicked 'play' and the movie began.
Only a few minutes of the movie passed and in the corner of your eye you saw Spencer rock back and forth.
"You know you can say that, right?" You whispered with your head turned his way and a smile. "That's okay. Go on."
"Did you know that Danny Elfman only voices Jack's singing, not his spoken voice?" With your permission, Reid lets out his kept breath, what made you chuckle, and he started to talk. "He also voices two other characters, Barrel and the Clown."
"Really? That's so amazing." You whispered. "It's good to have you by my side."
"Oh, that's... nothing big." Spencer scratched the back of his head in a shy manner.
You moved on with the movie, with Reid giving you some fun facts about it. And even though you knew all that, you'd been a fan since day one, you've been listening carefully like if you didn't know them. You loved listening to Spencer, you loved his knowledge and how passionately he was sharing it. You loved... Spencer. You liked it or not, you were in love with him and his knowledge.
Unluckily, the movie ended, so did your time with Reid.
"Thank you for your company." You said and turned the TV off. "And thank you for coming...to the party. I had the best time."
"We should be thankful." Chuckled Spencer. "You taught us a lot. We now understand more."
"Don't tell me you don't profile each other on a daily basis?" You joked.
"We do....At least I do. Especially Hotch." Reid looked at the open door as if Aaron was about to come in. "He's the easiest to read."
"True." You both laughed but immediately hushed it because you remembered about sleepyheads downstairs. "Especially his mood."
Your coworker smiled and nodded his head as an agreement.
You both were going along very well, even too well sometimes, from Emily's point of view (good meaning). She really often has been telling you, that you and Spenc were acting like siblings.
"If you want, you can stay here." You offered when Reid started to get up from the ground, you didn't think what were you saying.
"I-...A-... I'll go downstairs. I have my stuff there." He looked hesitant and a bit embarrassed, especially his eyes were hesitant.
"Sure." You nodded and watched him leave the room. "Spenc."
Seconds after him leaving, you called after him and ran up to him.
"Yeah?" Asked Reid with confusion.
"Merry Christmas." Shy kiss was planted on Spencer's cheek before you turned around and disappeared behind the door to your room.
"Me-....merry Christmas." Whispered the man while touching the place your lips touched.
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dellalyra · 11 months
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What do you think Y/N and Satoru’s wedding was like from ur ff series??
send in questions or headcanons for the family formations series <3
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so I feel like it was a small enough wedding (30 people or so), but just so stunningly beautiful. Reader wore a simple, heavy satin, Bardot neck A-line skirt dress with a corset type bodice, Satoru in a simple black and white tux, Yaga married them. Megumi was groomsmen and Tsumiki was flowergirl. Reader walked herself down the aisle bc she’s NOBODIES to give away. Reader made her own bouquet (see the cursed technique question), peonies and babies breath. They had a beautiful dinner and after party in a luxury rooftop botanic garden and champagne was FLOWING. Music played all night.
They didn’t have a bachelor/bachelorette party as such. Gojo, Megumi, Nanami, Yaga and Ijichi went to get a nice steak dinner and you picked up Megumi so they could go to a whiskey tasting bar and then you had to pick up your lightweight fiancé.
You, Shoko, Tsumiki, Utahime and Mei Mei went to the salon together and then for dinner, Tsumiki then went back home to Gojo and you and your girls picked up many bottles of wine and went for a spa retreat for the night.
The issue of best man caused some sadness, because years ago the role had been promised to Suguru. One late night, all of you 18, passing around a lit joint as you all lay on the roof of the dorms, stargazing and chatting shit before the talk moved to the future and Satoru and you had admitted you hoped to get married some day and suguru decided he would best man, shoko claimed maid of honour.
It was decided that there was really only one suitable candidate now, being Nanami, he was Satoru’s best friend - no matter how much he denied it.
Shoko was still your maid of honour. That much would never change.
You didn’t have a wedding cake, just a huge table full of mochi that you had ordered as a surprise for Satoru.
The vows brought everyone to tears, and the wedding rings were your family heirlooms.
Megumi refused to be ringbearer so it was decided it would be his shikigami, then each taking a ring to the alter - much to the delight of the roof full of sorcerers.
The reception was the party of the century, cocktails in abundance and a constant supply or food and live music, all aided by the late summer air.
All in all a stunning wedding, classic, timeless and elegant- beautiful in its intimacy.
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whatitshouldvebeen · 9 months
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Gordon Ramsay x Reader Slow Burn Dom/Sub FF
Yes, I'm serious. It has about a million reads on assorted fanfiction websites, so trust me and them when I say you'll love it
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Monday, June 24th, 2013
The other contestants and I gather at the entrance to the airport, waiting inside for further instructions–Monday airport traffic is no joke. Cars line up outside and throngs of people weave their way through each other, toting suitcases. That's not to say the airport lobby of Los Angeles is not stunning; the tall glass windows allow for the beautiful day's sunlight to shine through.
I take this time to examine my competition. There are fifteen other chefs aside from myself that are going to be competing against each other this season–eight men and eight women. Most of them are sitting in the airport lobby chairs, idly chatting to one another. I stand to the side of the chairs, leaning on the handle of my rolling suitcase. Thinking back to past seasons, I wonder which chefs were put here to stir up drama. My wondering is cut short with an uncanny interruption.
A woman with bleached blonde hair, dressed in a low-cut floral top and a short white skirt gathers everyone's attention. Or at least, the attention of the people who weren't already staring at her nearly exposed breasts.
"Oh my GOD can you guys believe it!" She bounces in place, her boobs jiggling, "I'm like, actually here. Of all the applicants I got picked! I can't wait to see which of you makes it to the final five with me."
She pauses, then grins wickedly like the Cheshire cat.
"Should be real easy, my competition doesn't look very... fierce." Her eyes quickly flit about the contestants, stopping on me for what seems to be a second longer than the others.
One of the few to not be at a loss for words is a middle-aged, stout, and bald man who scoffs at her.
"This is Hell's Kitchen, not Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Unless you keep your cooking skill in those tits then I doubt you'll make it to the final five with that self-absorbed attitude. This is a team game."
His voice is commanding, and surprisingly the blonde looks sheepish at being talked down to. By the time that a tall man in a suit approaches us, she hasn't managed to come up with a snarky retort.
"Hell's Kitchen contestants?" He questions the group. After seeing our collective nods he continues. "Please follow me." He turns and walks towards the sliding glass doors, exiting the airport.
Our bustling group happily follow him to a sleek black limousine with the initials "HK" branded on the side parked outside the loading gate. We all look giddily at each other. Excitement buzzes through my body as I lock eyes with the girl next to me, her brown curls bouncing in place as she jitters. We both give a shy grin, recognizing the other's excitement. As we approach the limo, the driver opens the door and lets us inside.
The limo is plush and cozy and there is an icebox with a bottle of champagne situated in the middle. The driver introduces himself as Paul and passes out champagne glasses to all of us before he takes his seat at the front and begins the drive to Hell's Kitchen. A few eyes lock onto the champagne bottle, but no one seems to have the confidence to crack it open.
The girl who had stood next to me earlier slides in next to me with a breathless, "Hey!"
"Hi!" I grin. "I'm (Y/N), and you?"
"Taylor." She returns the smile. She has a string of piercings up her ears, some hoops and some studs. Her hazel eyes shine with joy, the browns nearly matching her light tan skin tone.
"Are you as nervous as me?" I ask, my heartbeat in my ears as we pull up to a red light.
"Totally. This doesn't feel real, I've never been in a competition, much less on TV. I know my bro won't let me live it down if I don't do my best, so I'm trying to ignore my jitters. Can't let nerves interfere with my work." She lets out a puff of air and glances around the limo.
One of the younger men; green-eyed, thin, with messy ruffled brown hair, takes hold of the champagne bottle. "We can't let this go to waste, guys!" He says, opening it swiftly and pouring glasses for everyone with finesse. His winning smile is contagious as he confidently leads us all in a discussion of where we'd come from to get here, and cracks a few jokes. Soon enough all of us are smiling and laughing.
After about thirty minutes of driving the lights of the tinted window limo go out, leaving us in partial darkness. The chatter dies down and everyone looks around confused. A small TV flips open above the window between the driver and us contestants. On that TV is none other than Chef Ramsay, wearing his striking white head chef jacket with his arms crossed over his chest in his signature pose.
"Good afternoon, Hell's Kitchen contestants! I hope you all are enjoying yourselves on your trip to Hell, because things are about to get a lot less luxurious. As soon as you arrive, I expect you to hop in the kitchen and begin work on THE signature dish of yours that you are," he adamantly shakes his fist, "MOST proud of." The passion in his eyes burns in a way that can be felt through the screen. All of us are silent, at rapt attention. I feel my heart flutter at how fervently he encourages us. If he's anything like this in person, it'll be easy to be motivated by his words alone.
"You have forty-five minutes from the moment you arrive to complete your signature dish. The red and blue team will be competing, so be sure your dish impresses if you want your team to win. I will meet you all as soon as you've finished. Good luck, contestants." He turns his back to us as the screen folds up and the lights turn back on.
We are silent for a few seconds when the woman sitting next to the screen says, "Gee, he sure is intimidating."
She is so small that–when squished into a stretch limo with fifteen other people–she may as well get lost in the cushions. Her curly red hair frames her pale white face, and she has freckles across her nose that stand out when her skin drains of color, as it is now.
The man to her left, somewhat built, brown-eyed and black-haired with a buzz cut wraps his muscled arm around her shoulder, rapidly bringing color to her cheeks.
"Chin up Red!" He exclaims. "Ya wanna be brave when you talk to Ramsay. Even if you're scared, don't show 'em that ya are."
She nods delicately, curling her shoulders in to avoid touching his arm as much as possible. He doesn't seem to notice and leaves it around her for the duration of the ride.
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userlando · 5 months
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There's this picture of Lando spraying champagne with his tongue out and I just want to know, please tell me honestly if you've ever felt some type of way about that picture. See there's a lot of strength in those arms and aggression on this man's mind, and clearly some notoriety in the way he's spraying that thing around 😮‍💨 and some length to that tongue.. some sharpness to his tip perhaps you KNOW he'll have no problems putting it to use between your legs, flicking it mercilessly, pushing it in so easily. Oh and in his kisses? You could taste the dominance in the way he manhandles your mouth with it.
Ye I just really want Lando Norris to disrespectfully cover me in champagne and lick it off every part of me ffs
are we talking about the silverstone pictures because babeeee 😭 those pictures are filthy, they made me think so many thoughts and feel so many things I can’t even explain it lsjdjdkd
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unavoidabledirewolf · 19 days
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Okay, a little update. I just finished watching the Saudi Arabia Grand Prix and I can't be more proud of Charles. I know that he might be a bit saddened that he finished third but that smile that he had in the post race interview was so radiant. And him talking about the fastest lap that he had right at the last lap of the race was so cute. I can't stop smiling because of how happy he is. Congratulations to Max as well for his win at the race. Also, Oliver's performance was really good, given the circumstances.
I just hoped Max didn't ignore Charles while they were doing the champagne bit. It was hilarious because Charles seems so lonely 😭. Like come on Max, give a little attention to your man ffs. 🤧😭
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bcacstuff · 1 year
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The sheer craziness of a fandom
I’ve been thinking about the title of this post for this evening for a while. It could as well be, ‘How conspiracies are created while you watch it’ , or ‘How do we shoot the messenger, and make it our own narrative’. Or how to make an elephant out of a mouse! I had a few more...
Let me start with a short summary about last night. 
While I was watching the movie ‘JFK’ and had a nice quiet evening, some harmless chatting during the commercial breaks. At around half past 11 (my timezone, which is an hour ahead of UK), I received an Anon. Telling me about a new fan pic (nice), which was posted on FB (easy to find), in the comments of that post a location was mentioned, a hotel in Glasgow. The Anon did research a little more, and found a picture of a random person on IG, found by searching on the location tag of the restaurant. The picture showing SH in the background. I checked it all, and it was all found easily with the details the Anon gave me. I decided to blur the location and the IG account name, as like everyone knows here, I did had bad experience with it. Knowing the fandom how they ruthlessly bother strangers on sm in their hunt for more....
So I just posted the fan pic, my only comment being thanks to the Anon and ‘interesting’. And I posted the background part of the IG picture he appeared in, cropping out the guy on the left that was the subject, but as a non public person didn’t want to put his face up here. Nothing else was cropped out. Of course, discussion is followed, the picture is analyzed a bit, someone with a furry coat, a shopping bag, champagne bottles in a cooler. Glasses on the table. Not me, but other analyzing the pic and try to make any sense of it. I wont say I didn’t, because yes of course I receive Anons asking me questions. Is it the same furry coat KE wore in her plane picture with the tennis player. (No) is he with a date or with who can he be? I don’t know is my answer, as I can not make more out of a picture than it is. I see the champagne bottles yes, so indicates he’s on a date. I see he’s not all dressed up, and dare I say looks messy actually, so that doesn’t really indicate he did some efforts for a date to look nice... but can I say something for sure? No I can’t. 
I can see as much in that pic as everyone else. I just don’t make up the mind blowing narratives and didn’t over-analyze every detail and pixel of the random pic where he appears in the background. I simply posted them as they are. But 24 hours later.... I can tell you this:
# Receiving Accusations 
Already after posting just the picture, I start receiving accusations of Anons, telling me it’s all my fault, I stir the pot, I’m hateful, I try to make up things, try to make people believe things etc. etc. I don’t know, I didn’t even bother to actually read that BS. FFS all I did was posting 2 pics. People having an opinion about what is there to see in that pic is all on themselves and not on me. I do not make them look at things. I simply post the pic and nothing else. What is so hateful about posting a fan pic? Multiple accounts do the same. What is hateful, or making people believe something about finding a picture where he is in the background? Was it hard to find? Not at all, just a simple location check on IG, et voila, he was on the first pic there, and totally clear it was him. And the hotel restaurant is a known place to be.
# Analyzing pictures
Did I put arrows or circles on the pictures? Did I tell anybody look over here not over there? Did I say it was this or that woman that must be with him on a date? Did I blow up the pic to look for reflections in a mirror?  All of the above I’ve been accused of in the past. I don’t know, but today after 24 hours, I see exactly these kind of things appear on blogs of bloggers that accused me of these things. Not on mine! Did you see any of these 2 pics on my blog with an arrow? Or circle. Did I tell you how many glasses there are on the table? Or in what direction he is looking, across the table or not? Any of this? 
# Cropping the picture
Yes, I did crop the picture where he appears in the background. but on the left, where the guy who posted it was. not the right part where the company S was with, was seated. Yet, I see all kind of accusations at my account, another pic where it is cropped of. I am the one trying to hide something. It isn’t, it is plain and simple a picture of a random guy that coincidentally had S in the background. Didn’t even realize it and had no eye for him nor his company. Why would they crop it off is beyond me. It is pure conspiracy thinking that makes anybody think so. And no, not a PR or anybody of S’s team dropping things in my inbox. Simply a fan pic, at a location, that can be searched on IG (or any socials) and a random pic with S in the background, not even vague or hard to recognize. that is all there is to it. 
# We Anti’s are afraid of.... 
Gosh, this is the most hilarious I read on other blogs. On the one who promotes a relationship between S and KE as well as on the Shipperville Gazette! According to them, we must be afraid they’re right, and we’re all wrong. Oh gosh, I swear, the nightmares I have about that... I wake up sweating like hell, what if they are right and I am wrong! 🙄 Just go figure... I must convince you of them being wrong! Do I try so? Did I try to convince anybody of something last night, or today? Why am I even called an anti? What exactly am I anti off? Isn’t it just the other way around. Because every time I post something it seems all sides start to get busy creating the narratives around it to make sure a) It is how they explain things and make sure you look at it that way, b) They all of the sudden have sources that can tell them all the insides. c) create chaos and send anons around to make people doubt you. d) create conspiracy theories e) make sure to prove that where it comes from can not be trusted
# I can not be trusted
Yes, the biggest conspiracy theory that appears on all kind of pictures or posts of pictures that it must be ‘dropped’ into inboxes of someone somehow by somebody. Or worse, that account is someone paid by his team to post this or that. I’ve seen it so many times. It happened in the past, and it is happening to me now. I’ve seen posts and comments on other blogs about me saying, I suddenly came out of nowhere (no I didn’t, I live on this earth for quite some time) and now I am all of the sudden the authority here. (oh here, wait yes, I came here 3 years ago, lurking around for quite some time, never heard of Tumblr but as I read on Twitter to not go here, I did. I always do things when people claim to not do them.. well almost always. Oh and I have a brain that works). And I can’t be right, as the ones that claim so are here for so many years and they are the ones that are ‘always’ right! So beware, don’t buy what I post is the notification. I seem to be paid by his team (where’s the money? I want it!) Oh no, on the other side, I’m just here to make him look bad! Gosh, it’s beyond me, why they’re so invested in what I post actually in the first place? Why... go figure why! 
But yeah, paint me black afterwards, when it doesn’t fit your narrative, Ad Hominem, I’ve posted about that before. If all the explaining and creating of narratives and conspiracy theories isn’t enough to you to convince your followers of your ‘right’ shoot the messenger!
# The Result
And the fine result that is achieved by all of this? The fan on FB that posted her fan pic with S took it down! The guy that posted the picture on IG where S was in the background went private. I think we can all figure out why. Surely people went there to bother them, maybe even leave nasty messages. I took caution, did not post the name of the IG account. Did blur the location. It’s not that i think so nobody can find it, but at least you have to do some efforts for it. Still people need to post it in full (not me) and thus the crazies go there and bother these people, regardless of what these people now must think. Never again post a pic with him, destroying their joy about the pic they posted. The fan, proud of meeting him, and the guy posting a simple celebration picture of him and his partner having a diner at a fancy hotel. What will be their thoughts on this fandom! I think we can all imagine!
And for what exactly? For 2 simple pictures that show a fan with him at a hotel, and that shows a guy that had him in the background at the same date he was there. And nothing else that can be made out of it then that S was in Glasgow at a restaurant with somebody drinking champagne on Saturday 26 of November! Now who is creating the fuzz here exactly?!
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awesomefringey · 1 year
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Honestly, the veteran Larries saying that Larry aren't coming out any time soon are just as bad as the newbies saying they're coming out anytime now. Maybe Larry will wait until the end of their careers to come out or maybe they'll come out when they're still young enough that they can be a positive influence for young lgbtq+ people entering the industry, or maybe they'll never come out. It's just good to keep an open mind all around.
I disagree! Not expecting a Coming Out and remaining open for it, doesn’t contradict itself.
My support and those of so many here, isn’t conditional to them 1) ever coming out, or 2) hinting at it for me with fun little riddles and website countdowns or whatever, so I know when to put the champagne in the freezer and prepare my “told you so” blog posts. I find it a very selfish approach.
And just to be clear, I’m all here for subtle comms, but queer coding doesn’t equal a coming out signaling!
I find it very strange to believe that Louis and Harry - of all people, who are super private since forever - would make such a spectacle of a very personal decision like revealing their sexual orientation, only to get the fans prepared who should be supporting of it anyway. Especially since both weren’t just not sharing the truth, they had to proactively hide and lie about it. Especially since their closet was mandated from the outside when they were only kids and said closet is so tightly woven into their image DNAs. They had to use other famous people with reputations of their own at risk, to deflect from their sexuality. There’s even a kid involved ffs. Close friends and families who have denied their relationship all these years will be affected. It would be a huge scandal.
And considering all that, I just don’t see myself celebrating a coming out the way Twitter and TikTok seems to picture it. I’d be shocked that they dared to do it in the current environment and with all their history, I’d be heartbroken for what they had to endure, I’d be relieved for them and hopeful they can finally breathe easier. But I’d be shitting my pants too about the legal consequences, how it would affect their careers and whether they can maintain their privacy now that everyone wants a piece of that story.
In reference to this.
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toolazytodecide · 1 year
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Oh yeah, I posted chapter 12 of "Champagne Problems." Yeserday. Yall should go read it.
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liaredrose · 10 months
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“A Dangerous Collection”
A Dramione FF on AO3 - Epilogue uploaded
Read it all HERE
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“I can’t believe I’m the one telling you this, but couldn’t you at least fake a smile?”
Draco emitted a growl which luckily no one but Hermione could hear.
Not that he cared in the slightest should any other guest spot his blatant displeasure in being forced in a damned tuxedo when only a few hours before he had proudly worn a t-shirt proclaiming him to be the BEST DAD EVER.
“It’s my birthday and I’m at a stupid Gala. I should be home with our kids,” he protested, sipping at the glass of champagne Hermione had put in his hand.
“Our kids are with our parents’ being excessively spoiled,” Hermione uttered in a casual tone.
“Then I should be in a hotel room shag…”
“Draco!” His witch hastily interrupted him in a hiss, her cheeks flushed crimson while her eyes widened at him. “We are not alone.”
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hoeforhao · 10 months
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📜✨️Welcome to hoeforhao's blog✨️ 📜
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Hi it's Sam this side♡ she/her, 20, infp and a forever diamond 💎 This blog is a place where i dump all my intrusive thoughts as plots ( quite literally ). I do suffer from adhd so it's quite tough for me to keep consistent always, but I do try to take tumblr seriously and do at least one thing in life without quitting midway. So pls be kind and understanding to the delays or impromptu drops. Much love🤎
Some more insights on me ~
Bias line : minghao, wonwoo, seungcheol🌙
The song that's home to me : hitorijanai🎐
Other groups : multi stan so quite literally the whole industry
Other interests : painting, singing and anything related to cats ( am a feline obsessed person )
Hope y'all will enjoy this page and can find some comfort from my fics >.<
🥮✨️Welcome to hoeforhao's masterlist✨️🥮
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🍇smut 🍞fluff 🍋angst
🪐Champagne and Spirits 🥂 Seungcheol FF
•part 1🍋🍞
•part 2🍇🍞
🪐Backstage Pass 🎶 Vernon FF 🍇
🪐Most Ardently 📚 Wonwoo FF 🍇🍋
🪐Flip,Sip or Strip 🎲 Wonhui FF//trailer// 🍇
🪐Svt reactions 🍇
🪐Svt as boyfriends drabble 🍞
•a walk to remember (seungcheol)
•the moon's pretty isn't it (minghao)
•woven by fate (jun)
•salt to my pepper (vernon)
•chipmunk cheeks (joshua)
•plasters (seungkwan)
🪐In another life 📱(Jeonghan FF) 🍇🍋
🪐Eclipse 🌖(Wonwoo FF)
•prologue 🍋
🪐Tum Se Hi ( It's About You, Only About You) 🎂(Wonwoo Oneshot) 🍞
🪐Dolled Up in Cherry Haze 🍒(Seungcheol Oneshot) 🍇
🪐Kidult 🏷(Seungcheol Series)
• pt.1 🍋
•pt.2 🍞🍋
•pt.3 🍇
🪐Fated Unde The Rain🌙(Wonwoo Oneshot) 🍇🍋
🪐 Smut prompts event 🍇
•wonwoo
•hoshi
•minghao
🪐Homeless 🏡 (Wonwoo Drabble) 🍋
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