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forgottencitizen · 2 years
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I can’t look at you. Not because I don’t want to, but because I do. I know if you say one word to me or smile, I’ll be chasing you for the next week. & I won’t be chasing him. That’s why I can’t look at you. I need to be strong first, for you to accept what I’ve done, the issues I have, genuinely. And for that I need to be strong. & I can only grow that way by his acceptance. His grace. His victory. So that whether he leads me to you or not. I will be strong enough to look at you.
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babyfairy · 2 months
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biracial spoken words/slam poetry should be considered class 3 felonies
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darchildre · 29 days
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The Ides of March, part 3
In which a jewelry store finally gets burgled and Bunny makes a fateful commitment.
Thing 1: The physicality and careful detail of getting through the door and picking the various locks is very fun. As is Bunny's apparent need to tell us every couple of paragraphs how pretty Raffles is.
...there knelt A. J. Raffles, with his black hair tumbled, and the same watchful, quiet, determined half-smile with which I have seen him send down over after over in a county match!
Like, rein it in a little there, Bunny.
Thing 2: One of the things I find most interesting about Bunny is that he doesn't actually feel bad about engaging in criminal activities. He thinks he should feel bad and he therefore deliberately makes himself feel guilty afterwards (and that guilt is compounded by the guilt about not feeling bad naturally) but actually during the crime? Bunny is absolutely enjoying himself.
The romance and the peril of the whole proceeding held me spellbound and entranced. My moral sense and my sense of fear were stricken by a common paralysis. And there I stood, shining my light and holding my phial with a keener interest than I had ever brought to any honest avocation.
(Something something burglary as a metaphor for other kinds of crime something something)
Thing 3: God, the little throwaway detail of Raffles leaving all the silver on the counter alone "except to choose a cigarette case for [Bunny]"! Picking out a little present for his boy on top of saving him from his gambling debts - so sweet and charming.
(Like, this is absolutely Raffles' idea of a fun first date, right? They've had a few drinks, they did a fun activity together, Raffles got to show off, Bunny got a present - clearly a date.)
Thing 4: "He could think of Keats on his way from a felony!" Bunny, I'm sorry, you have no idea how many weird poetry allusions and puns this man can make while in the middle of a crime. I'm shocked he's only made one, but I suppose this is Raffles on his very best 'first date' behavior, trying to be charming and not annoying.
Thing 5: I love very much that Raffles removes the bullets before giving Bunny back his gun. (He does this again to someone else in Mr Justice Raffles and it's such a weird, funny thing to repeat, I'm so fond of it.)
Thing 6:
Why should I work when I could steal? Why settle down to some humdrum uncongenial billet, when excitement, romance, danger and a decent living were all going begging together? Of course it's very wrong, but we can't all be moralists, and the distribution of wealth is very wrong to begin with.
Unlike Bunny, Raffles has never had a moment's struggle over the morality of what he's doing. He objects to other things, like murder ("not the game at all") and extortion, but stealing? Totally fine, at worst morally neutral, at best nearly salutary.
Thing 7:
"I'll lend you a hand as often as you like! What does it matter now? I've been in it once. I'll be in it again. I've gone to the devil anyhow. I can't go back, and wouldn't if I could. Nothing matters another rap! When you want me, I'm your man!"
Oh, Bunny. The end absolutely is pure blatant manipulation on Raffles' part - so blatant, in fact, that one feels Bunny could wriggle out if he really wanted to. (He doesn't, though, probably. He just wants it to be someone else's fault. They're both so fucked up, these boys.)
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tazdrgaoneyetagain · 8 months
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sorrelchestnut · 1 year
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Eddie wishes he can remember the first time he met Steve. Wishes it was suitably weighty and dramatic, some grand portentous moment he could point to and claim that yes, he always knew this one was going to be important to him. That this one was going to be everything.
But nope, Eddie can't remember jack shit. And not in the usual way he can't remember things, like his keys or his wallet or what time he's supposed to show up somewhere, but in the more generic, too-young-to-stick kind of way that always annoyed the shit out of him when his dad tried to claim some long forgotten acquaintance that cooed over him once in a stroller. Whatever first encounter between the two of them that must have occurred in some playground or parking lot is lost forever to the mists of history, unrecorded and unremarked-upon. Eddie's first clear memory of Steve Harrington isn't until high school, an annoying little freshman horsing around in a too-big jersey on game day when Eddie was just trying to get to his fucking locker, but by then they'd been vaguely aware of each other's existence for time immemorial. That's just how it works when you grow up in the same twenty square miles.
Steve doesn't remember either; Eddie checked. Steve's first clear memory of Eddie is a little earlier - apparently there was a very contentious game of Red Rover that almost came to blows while Steve was running laps, Eddie remembers the detention if not the observer - but he already knew who Eddie was just the same as Eddie knew about him. That Harrington boy, that Munson boy, one grade apart and opposite sides of the tracks but still trapped in the same little rat maze of existence just the same.
It doesn't bother Steve the way it does Eddie, the not-remembering. But then, Steve doesn't have a feel for narrative the way Eddie does, has no room for poetry in his pragmatic little soul. Steve doesn't really give a damn about how they began so much as making sure they don't have an end, and it's one of Eddie's favorite things about him, how fucking straightforward he can be about shit when Eddie feels like he's in an eternal tailspin - but it's also a little frustrating, too, because it means he's alone in telling a story that doesn't have a proper beginning.
So, he tells it a different way. Ignores all the backstory, two houses very much not alike in dignity, circling each other in lazy unknowing orbit. Ignores the collision, broken bottle and a boat oar, ignores the fun little stroll through a hell dimension and flirting over felony grand theft auto. Picks up right there in media res on their way to the end of the world, with Steve grabbing him by his collar on his way of his front door into a hell dimension, frowning at him like Eddie had personally insulted his mother.
"Hey hey hey, where do you think you're going like that?"
"Um?" Eddie squinted back at him, not sure if he was more taken aback by being summarily scruffed like an unruly dog or how weirdly unthreatened he felt by the entire experience. "I don't think someone dressed like an extra from Top Gun has room to insult my fashion choices."
Steve made this hilarious little squinched-up face, like, what? And then promptly ignored him. "Zip that shit up," he said, releasing Eddie in order to gesture to his shirtfront. "Those layers won't do jack shit if you leave it open."
There was a lot to unpack there, not the least Steve's beleaguered single-mother-of-four tone, but Eddie focused on the most important part. "You remember my part in the plan, right? Hard to play a badass guitar solo when I'm all bundled up, dude."
Steve hit him with the most unimpressed look Eddie had ever seen on a human face, and he'd been in and out of detention since grade six. "Hard to play anything with your guts ripped out, dude."
That… was a compelling point. Eddie looked guiltily down at Steve's middle, the bulk of makeshift bandages just visible under the thick fabric of his t-shirt, then shifted his spear to his other hand in order to zip up his jacket. At Steve's expectant expression, he sullenly zipped up the vest, too.
"Happy now?" he said, spreading his arms for inspection. "Do I pass muster, my liege?"
Steve just looked him up and down, like he was actually checking, and then gave him an absolutely shithead grin that Eddie remembered from high school and clapped him on the shoulder. "You'll do."
Dustin eyed him with hilarious skepticism as they emerged from the trailer, but kept his mouth shut until Steve and co. were venturing off into the woods. Out of the corner of his mouth, he said, "You look like Rambo screwed the Stay-Puft marshmallow."
"Shut the fuck up," Eddie said gratefully, and then Eddie played a concert, and Eddie played the hero, and Eddie didn't die. And that's why he starts the story there, right in the middle of everything: because it was the first time Steve took care of him when he needed it.
It definitely wasn't the last.
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hedgewitchgarden · 7 months
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Crows as Pets: Is It Legal to Have a Pet Crow?
Can I Keep a Crow as a Pet?
I know. I share that fantasy: A crow would be such a cool pet! But not only is owning or keeping a crow as a pet illegal, it's also unethical, impractical, expensive, and risky to the crow's physical and mental health. Each of these ideas is explored fully below.
Is It Legal to Keep a Crow as a Pet in the US?
In the US, all migratory birds are protected by the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Although crows don't always migrate (only the ones that live in the coldest places do), every type of crow is listed on the Department of the Interior's Federal Register of Migratory Birds. So this means that it is, indeed, illegal to take, possess, export, import, transport, sell, purchase, or trade any crow or any part of a crow (including its feathers) or crows' eggs or nests without a permit. It's also usually illegal to hunt, kill, capture, or take them without a permit.
But what if I find an injured crow and nurse it back to health?
You are never supposed to take a crow in, no matter what, even if it's wounded, even if the crow approaches you first! If you find a crow that needs help, call your local Wildlife Protective Services, and they'll tell you what to do.
In some cases, Wildlife Protective Services will instruct you how to proceed in caring for the bird. Nursing an injured bird is not illegal, but keeping a crow against its will is, so keep this in mind as you proceed.
But what if I find an abandoned crow that needs help?
First, you don't know for sure that crow was abandoned. It might be a fledgling whose parents are out foraging for food to feed it. It might also be injured. It is always illegal to keep or contain a native crow, no matter how much you want or care for it. If in doubt, call your local Wildlife Protective Services.
What if Animal Protection Services doesn't help?
What if you call your local wildlife rehabilitation center but they either can't help or offer to merely euthanize a bird that still might have a chance to live? There are certainly special circumstances where, if you have the ability, time, resources, and knowhow, you might try to rehabilitate an injured bird yourself, but it's important to re-release that animal to the wild as soon as possible.
What if I break the law and take a crow as a pet?
If you take a wild bird and lock it in a cage, you could be charged with a felony for the possession of a crow. It's unlikely (but not impossible!) that they'd press criminal charges, but you'd probably, at the very least, be fined and penalized. After all, the laws are there for a reason. Hopefully, knowing what the laws are will make people stop and think their motives through before trying to trap a crow.
A crow is a wild animal, not a pet. By taking it out of its habitat and away from its family, you invariably endanger the bird.
Can I keep a wild bird in a cage?
Taking a wild thing and putting it into a cage is also unethical and unkind. Especially a small cage, especially without the constant care and supervision a crow needs, and especially since you won't be able to offer it medical treatment (no vet would risk their license to treat your illegal crow). So if the crow ever got sick, it would be entirely your responsibility.
Do Crows Make Good Pets?
For a long list of reasons—both practical and ethical—crows do not make good pets. I know it's an extremely alluring fantasy: You could train it to sit on your shoulder! You could teach it to recite poetry by Edgar Allan Poe!! Maybe it would even go on walks with you!!! But this is one of those fantasy vs. reality situations, and maybe you've been watching too many movies. The realities of crows as pets are explored below.
Why Crows Do Not Make Good Pets
Owning a crow is illegal in every state in the US.
It's morally dubious to take wildlife out of its natural habitat and keep it in a cage. You like your house, but that crow would not choose it on its own.
Experts who deal with crows in wildlife preserves compare taking care of crows to taking care of human infants. That's an infant that never grows up (and it might live 20 years in captivity).
A crow would need constant care, entertainment, feeding, and supervision for the duration of its life. It's a full-time job.
Crows are omnivorous scavengers, so you'd be hard-pressed to feed it the wide variety of fresh foods it needs every day. And it wouldn't be cheap, either.
Crows are extremely social creatures, so if you weren't going to be home every day, you'd need to arrange for company (like a babysitter or another crow or two, which opens another can of worms).
Crows are extremely active and curious creatures and could get easily bored without constant interaction and innovation. They'll need new things, new toys, new activities, new playmates, and new sights to keep them from going nuts.
Crows would need a large custom cage that allowed them to exercise and fly. At the very least, they'd need to stretch their wings and hop around. They'd need access to the outdoors and fresh air, too. I imagine this cage would cost quite a bit and would require a lot of real estate.
Medical care would be a major issue since no vet would risk their license to treat your illegal crow. So if it ever got sick, it would be entirely your responsibility (and fault).
So, to summarize, taking a crow as a pet is like kidnapping a child, one who can't ever become independent in captivity. Not only that, but a crow might live 20 years, so you'd have a very long, difficult, expensive, full-time job tending your hostage.
Would a crow be happy as a pet?
You might try to convince yourself that you'll make a better crow family than a crow would and that your home will be more comfortable than a crow's natural habitat. But you'd be fooling yourself for selfish reasons. Crows are extremely intelligent and social creatures. Without friends and freedom, a crow is likely to get bored, lonely, and depressed.
How can I get closer to crows without owning one?
You could become an accredited Wildlife Rehabilitator or volunteer at your local Wildlife Protection Services. Or, instead of trying to own and possess it, you could simply befriend the crow and let it live its natural life, in the wild, with its own crow family. Free, wild crows are friendly and charming and make great company.
Although they don't make good pets, I do heartily recommend getting to know the crows in your neighborhood. I've spent many years now engaged in a very rich, very fulfilling relationship with the families of crows that live in my area. Read How to Make Friends With Crows for more information.
source: pethelpful
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lil-dragon-draws · 1 month
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JEEEEESUS gl with further maths FR i got literally 9/60 on mine and i was PROUD. i am a language and humanities girlie at heart if after this year i ever see a number again im going to commit several felonies
BABE THAT MAKES US BALANCE OUT BECAUSE I CANNOT. I JUST CANNOT SIT A LIT EXAM TO SAVE MY LIFE
i can’t wait to set fire to my poetry anthology + eject it into the cold depths of outer space because it makes me ANGRY
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felonsparty · 2 months
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thcmcnstcr · 3 months
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@welcometothevale { Rowan } sent a valentine application!
1. Name: Rowan Glenn (Campbell)
2. Age: 25
3. Do you like to cuddle: I’m kind of offended you would even ask that. You know, I’m going to list synonyms for offended while we cuddle.
4. Can we make out: I have a better question. Why aren’t we making out right now?
5. Night in or dinner out: out because I have a really weird tree to show you. It has a face.
6. Whip cream or chocolate syrup: cruel of you to make me choose between two amazing toppings.
7. Chocolates or roses: roses. No, chocolates. No, no, roses for sure.
8. What makes you a good valentine: I can recite a few poems I wrote about you with the option of me doing that weird backbend walking thing from horror movies during the recitation.
9. Would you cook for me: yes, but I really suggest not eating the food I make.
10. Would you let me cook for you: you already do
11. Where would you take me on a date: a museum after hours.
12. Who’s paying: hopefully, no one.
13. What did you get me for Valentine’s Day: a star you get to name.
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✧・゚: *✧・゚— "The answer is obviously and always yes, but I have some notes," she giggled, though she was making an effort to keep her laughs in as much as she could. This was serious business. "One, I can't believe you've never done the backbend thing while reading me your poetry before. And two, I would rather not get arrested for a felony on valentine's day." Would that be a felony? She wasn't sure. It felt like one.
"And three.... You got me a star? Like in the sky?" Her expression softened, just like her heart had upon hearing that. "You have to know I'm naming it after you, right?" Stars had always been guiding lights, and Rowan had always been a bright spot in the dark for her. It just made sense.
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ooops-i-arted · 7 months
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despite my issues with the show, i don't mind its visuals... at least most of the time. when filoni actually gives a damn and puts in the effort, it can turn out decent looking. but it does piss me off when i see the cheap looking costumes for hera and sabine and how underwhelming their adaptation is. i'm also not sold on the writing and directing for these characters. the weird jedi training subplot for sabine makes no sense and seems to only exist so ahsoka can have a student. why didn't filoni just create a new character then? the search for ezra should have been about the rebels characters and their relationships, but they need to take a backseat to this dull interpretation of ahsoka because they were thrown into her story.
why did filoni even bother having sabine, hera and ezra here unless he knew how popular they were already in the fandom and needed to give people more reasons to watch the show about his favorite oc? like did he feel that ahsoka and a cast of new characters were not enough to carry her own show, so now rebels are included just to be carelessly handled? its really disappointing.
even for ahsoka herself, i don't think the show did a good job of handling her own arc or internal conflict. the "lesson" from her reunion with anakin did not feel satisfying or earned given the lack of build up.
The Sabine thing confuses me completely, because if Sabine ever wanted to be a Jedi, why wouldn't she talk to Kanan or Ezra about it? Didn't she train with the Darksaber, so she'd have a chance to ask? If Ahsoka HAS to have an apprentice to continue her ~legacy~ or whatever, why not Ezra? He's still fairly young and could probably benefit from more training. Jacen Syndulla is RIGHT THERE and if he has latent Force powers, he probably should start learning to control them. Or (and this makes me want to vomit for the record) why not unite the storylines like Feloni clearly wants to do and have her train Grogu? Which will then be another stupid iT's pOeTrY iT rHymEs moment since Yoda trained Dooku & Obi-Wan so it comes full circle by another member of his species joining the sKyWaLkEr LiNeAgE. (Sorry to those of your in the fandom who enjoy it, I hate that stupid lineage thing. It just feels like forcing biological structure when the Jedi are very Found Family-coded and don't need to follow it.)
Honestly I think the answer is Filoni Thought It Was Cool. Anakin is the coolest, so he gets to be Ahsoka's teacher and have a flashback. It's cool to show off Hayden Christensen even though Kenobi did it first. It's cool when Gandalf is "reborn" as The White so Ahsoka does it too. Master & apprentice relationships are cool, Ahsoka needs to be Cool and have her own apprentice, shove the nearest character at her and make it a girl character so we can get Feminist Points. Just like Boba and Mando S3 got derailed by Filoni getting distracted by the newest, shiniest TCW character he could shove in. Because it'd be Cool.
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obiwan · 8 months
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"You find yourself stuck in an elevator with your icon and your username. How happy are you?
#:)#i’ll suck his soul thru his dick#he’s not getting out alive :)"
I consider this form of prose poetry
thank you 🥹 i feel like it’s very tame and mild given that 80% of the things i want to do to that man are considered felonies.
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spock-smokes-weed · 1 year
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I love Crowley’s 60s outfit so much, and there was a lot of really hot looks in the 70s but they really jumped to give him the worst one.
He went from ‘hot guy who writes poetry at that little French bistro on the corner while smoking cigarettes’ to ‘dude with 3 felony charges trying to sell you a used vacuum cleaner’
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revenantpoet · 1 year
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An Injustice of Love
We were meant to be But as surely as the tide pulls us together It tears us apart
Something grew inside of me At the sight of you The flick of your wrist The trill of your laugh The droop of your lashes And that something that sparked in me So that it burned, burned, burned
But in this life of death and deceit Smothered in the smoke Of cigarettes and rubble The only thing I knew of fire Was rage and hate
Love was a weapon For those like us Whose bodies were a gun Their words bullets Every move a calculated dance To gain something And so I pulled you in An intimate tango with each step a trap To grasp you in my arms And only let go when you were empty Used Finished
But what I felt for you Was never so simple It could never be a ploy And though I convinced myself That I had much to gain That riches would come from your downfall All I wanted All I craved All that satisfied me Was being close to you
And I could never make sense of that After all What were we to know of love? In this world where a heartbeat was a traitor Where blood flowed in rivers Where the ticking of time Was a waltz playing to our graves
We never had a chance I never had a chance From the time I was young I was immersed in dirt and grime Lying and cheating and deceit All my native tongues But for all the felonies I’ve witnessed All the violations I’ve committed The greatest crime I’ve known Is the tragedy of me Not understanding How to love You
- Our Masquerade of Fate (poetry inspired by Goncharov), @revenantpoet
BIG shout-out to @hydrangeawise for the prompt for this one!!! It's about the YEARNING and the TENSION and the TRAGEDY!!!
I'm still up for writing more poems about Goncharov (outside of this pairing or within, I'm not picky) so hit me up with your posts/music/prompts for inspiration if anyone out there would like to read more. This is honestly way more fun than I thought it would be
I hope all is well on your side of the screen!!!
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A Twitter User Watches Supernatural
Okay, some background first…
I am a Twitter user, a former Twitter user. And have decided in order to fit in here I need to get into the mindset of a Tumblr user. Now I figure the best way to do this is to watch hit CW show Supernatural, and post about it here. I’ll be giving my recap and review as an Ex-Twitter user and hopefully by the end I will understand what Tumblr is all about. My partner is an avid Tumblr user and Supernatural fan, so they will be fielding any questions I have along my pilgrimage. So here we go…
Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
Recap
Okay so the show starts with baby Sam and baby Dean, living the American Dream with their parents. Their mom (who’s name I have forgotten) is awoken in the middle of the night by Sam’s crying, a theme I have to imagine is persistent throughout the show. She sees a man at Sam’s crib who she thinks is Daddy Winchester. I have been told it was not Castiel and Castiel doesn’t show up until much later. She eventually realizes this guy wasn’t the dad and she gets got.
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We get a nice little time jump and get to see Sam Winchester (played by Jared Padlock, and who is not to be confused with his character in Gilmore Girls, who is named Dean) is living the life. Dean breaks into his house, makes it known he loves Smurfs, and invites Sam on a cross country road trip to find their missing Dad. We cut to the thing that Papa Winchester was chasing and *gasp* it’s a lady. A lady that kills people! Sam and Dean impersonate some Federal Agents which is probably half a dozen different crimes; it was at this point I realized this show was incredibly queer-coded and that Castiel was probably introduced to make a dynamic less like Game of Thrones-like. The Winchester Brothers eventually find out that there was a lady that jumped off a bridge near where all these disappearances are happening and it turns out the ladies children drown in the tub. Dean’s many crimes finally catch up to him and he is arrested but Sam, The Lamer of the Winchester Brothers, is able to go make an old man cry over the death of his wife and children. Dean is able to escape prison and multiple felony charges with his quick wit and charm. The brothers meet up on the bridge where they see the ghost of the dead lady. It seduces Sam, for whatever reason… Dean was right there. Dean tries to shoot this ghost multiple different times, and eventually Sam forces the mom to go back to her home, where her ghost children take her to super mega hell I guess. Sam goes home only for the same thing that happened to his mom to happen to his girlfriend! I can hear Sigmund Freud writing about that one. Thankfully Dean is able to save the day with his charm and smirk and he then convinces Sam to hunt some more bad guys with him.
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This was a pretty good first episode, aside from the whole thing being filmed like the trailer for a 2005 horror movie. I’m definitely Team Dean, Sam is like that guy you invite to a party and then he sits in a corner and broods until you ask him what’s wrong and then he tries to read you his poetry. Their dad seems fine, I hope he’s not abusive or something.
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Alistair for the character ask!!
send me a character and i’ll list:
(HOOOH BOY, SO MUCH TEXT >_>)
favorite thing about them: tbh?? everything?? (not to toot my own horn, but asdfgh I did such a good job with him, from his design to his personality and background I am very proud of my man >w<)
least favorite thing about them: his self esteem/self worth issues! it just hurts that he fails to see the many good parts of himself ;_; (like?? Alistair, you are an incredibly handsome and sweethearted gentleman and your rats as well as your husbands love you so so much!! sdfgh ;;w;; <3)
favorite line: hmmm, there isn´t a specific one coming to mind right now, but I quite like when Alistair gets poetic >w> (like those few moments when he writes poetry for his loved one, or that one scene in the western!AU where he was talking about the stars trying to outshine the moon >w<) honestly, Alistair is a well of good lines! asdf
brOTP: Alistair/Pep! they´ve come a long way and went through a lot together in most AUs (case in point: that moment in the siren au where they teamed up to murder Ceb´s abusive older brothers UwU)
OTP: asdfghjk Alistair/Ceb, Alistair/Felonious, Alistair/Mattie ITS TOO HARD TO CHOOSE ASDFGHJK >w< (but I guess Alistair/Ceb is the otp, because that´s how it all began <3)
nOTP: Alistair/Feral (look- Feral is literally incapable of giving a sh*t about anyone´s wants and needs but his own, meaning every ship involving him would be entirely noncon(/r*pe)!)
random headcanon: (I guess it would be a random fact, actually, since he´s my own character? asdfgh) Alistair loves the opera! and he can even sing opera style! (he sometimes sings while he´s cleaning)
unpopular opinion: I wouldn´t know what that would be in this case, sry ^^;
song i associate with them: the german song "rattenfanger" (its about the pied piper, so ye asdfgh)
favorite picture of them: asdfghjk hard to say really, but this one is a personal fav right now:
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the outfit, the expression, the way he´s holding the knife?? it´s all very very neat UwU (also, huge bonus: HIS TALL, HANDSOME, DOTING HUSBAND BEING RIGHT THERE, LOVING AND SUPPORTING HIM SDFGHGFDS >////w////<) (also felonious´ hand grabbing Alistair´s chin!! AH MY HEART x//u//x <3 <3)
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Fell in love:- -with knife Never did I think about it more than I did today I fell in love with it Just sitting on that table looking at me Our eyes met and it said it could relieve me From my pain and agony The words gave me a second of happiness, then I asked how? It said just let me go through you and I’ll take you to a place where you’ll feel alive I picked it up and brought it towards me And soon came the rush of memories Stating that I’m committing a felony Now here I am back into my senses Threw that knife away in the trash can Will never look at the knife again that way, can’t take those chances.. -with balcony view Never did I think about it more than I did today Fell in love with it Standing on the balcony, View was like a fairy tale I took a glance at the fences They asked and asked if I have any reason to stay.. Didn’t wanna get compelled by them but here I am trying to pull those fences away, They made me think they’ll set me free, And I don’t have to live another day, Soon the fence was in my hand, And there was nothing holding me back, Except the thought of all the times I still can have .. Now here I am back into my senses , Went back inside, Will never look down the balcony again that way, can’t take those chances... - Kashvi Aggarwal . . . . . . #trending #travel #writersofinstagram #writer #poetry #potd #love #instagood #moda #bestoftheday #quotes #artist #summer #instagram #feedfeed https://www.instagram.com/p/ClONbEtp3H8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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