#feel like it’d be funny

[noxcheshire]

I know Danny is canonically 5’5”

BUT

I like the idea of Danny being even shorter than that. A Danny whose just SO tiny that most people clock him as being either very weak, which doesn’t help with his ghost-bird bones, or being very adorable due to tinniness.

Regardless, he’s been viewed as an innocent figure. In reality though, he is absolutely “violence is always the option” type of short guy. Like he embodies the stereotype of being so short that he has privileges in hell energy.

That type of short guy.

So just imagine this tiny little creature-teenager-child staring up and up at this person, neck craned back just to look them in the face. Danny is frowning at them, this insufferable person whose immediate reaction was to patronize him because Danny was deceptively tiny.

And Danny just goes, “You shall never know peace again,” before picking them up like they weigh nothing but a handful of grapes and YEETS THEM.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #I think it’d be funny if it was Constantine he just picks up and throws #I just feel like he’d be the very first person Danny meets in the vigilante hero department who just does the thing #the unintentional thing #of pissing Danny off #it could also be a rogue #regardless short Danny for the win

[literaphobe]

scenario: chat noir gets ladybug a yellow rose for their friendship. she says thanks buddy! and proceeds to kiss him with tongue for ten hours

#text #ladynoir #miraculous ladybug #mlbposting #just feel like it’d be really funny #onekplus

[stealingyourbones]

Working on the twitch streamer Tucker animatic and I decided to cave and switch from animating in Photoshop to Adobe Animate and oh bOY are the controls confusing

Oh and update on it all, I have completed the script, storyboard, and Tucker’s emotes. Next is voice acting and animation.

#bones speaks #y’all I may not be like Super Good at art #but I have stubbornness and a creative vision so I’m Gonna Do It #will it look incredible? no. will it be shaded? no. will the jawlines change with every frame? yes. #I feel like I can’t be the one to voice act Tucker. like you see a black dude and out of his mouth- #- comes a sporano midwestern 20 year old with absolutely 0 voice acting talent #i feel like it’d certainly be funny but it would be hella jarring #i might ask a friend to help me with the voices. make it less ‘what the fuck’

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

soap: we are a gaslight, girlboss, gatekeep task force, NOT a manwhore, malewife, manipulate task force

soap: i’m looking at you, shadow company

graves, offended: how DARE you accuse us of such a thing! we gaslight, girlboss, gatekeep at ALL hours of the day

soap: well, you’ve certainly got the gaslight part down!

#can someone please draw this #i feel like it’d be so much funnier if people could visualize it #graves’s jaw dropped on the floor #ghost and gaz laughing their asses off in the background #that would be so funny methinks #inspired by batfamilycannon on tumblr #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap call of duty #soap cod #phillip graves #shadow company #graves call of duty #incorrect call of duty quotes #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #task force 141 #gravesoap #if you want it to be

[smorbsh]

pulls this out and creeps away without saying anything

#tommy is an otter by the way i thought it’d be funny #personal favorite is damien because i feel like it just. looks right #hopefully people enjoy this i didnt post any art for a bit #:3 #smosh #art #digital art #fanart #shayne topp #damien haas #courtney miller #tommy bowe #spencer agnew #night in the woods

[ohitslen]

College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)

#projecting my major on Vash because them mfs who have changed from the med field majors to that one have some tragic things to tell #and also because I think that Vash would be such a wonderful designer I don’t know why it’s a gut feeling #Nai the law major because of course he would have you seen the guy #he would be a personal injury lawyer because lore #fun fact Nai rested for a semester after the incident with Vash while Vash took two.He never told Nai he would be changing majors #so it was a big big shock for him. they fought again but yk I’ll explain more on that if anyone is interested #as to Kni and WW I thought it’d be funny if they shared a common subject that required a lot of team assignments #and they can NEVER work out together. being an absolute nightmare to the rest of their group #separately they are great to work with. even if Kni can come off as too bossy sometimes he is actually a great leader #and WW would always deliver things on time exactly as it was asked from him #but Kni and WW just never really matched. Kni was too rude at times when WW made a mistake and WW would always clock him if he passed a line #like insulting his reasons for wanting to study security #one day Kni tells him at the beginning of a new semester where they both have unfortunately landed on a shared subject again #“you are not suited for that sort of job Wolfwood. you should simply give up and why don’t you go play role model to your little kids’’ #then WW beats him again and then is like hey yk what you’re kinda right. and changed majors and he feels so much more at home studying #education/teaching than security. he fucking hates some things but the end goal makes it worthy #Trigun Uni! AU #because I don’t know how differently a college and a uni work #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #vashwood #trigun fanart #wolfwood #vash #Nai saverem #millions knives #lenssi draws #pen!

[milkymooshi]

Completely enamored with Gotham’s Riddler and Penguin bc it’s just two disaster queers who discovered the clearance section of H&M at your local small town mall and just bought everything in sight and hoped for the best

#they’re also divorced and constantly trying to out disaster glam the other #they also shoot at each other in the mall #I feel they would wait patiently in line to check out tho idk. Ik it would be like ooc but I think it’d be funny if they were like #come on man we gotta put this on the stolen credit card and change before I shoot you dead outside #Gotham #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #Gotham riddler #gotham penguin #moo.txt #nygmobblepot

[theminecraftbee]

can i request three somehow forced into a fake dating situation

Three stares directly into Martyn’s eyes. They are blue and of an average size. It feels as though maybe this should be against the rules, but according to the book it had read, this was… normal. A normal thing to do on a date. Look deeply into someone’s eyes. It would not be suspicious at all, even though Three isn’t really sure how to look more or less deeply into anyone’s eyes at all. Eyes are not flat, but even when Three Looks, it isn’t as though there is anything interesting in there.

Martyn is sweating somewhat. He looks away first.

Three’s pretty sure this counts as a victory, especially given Martyn can’t see Three’s face behind the mask anyway. It is good Three has now won the game of ‘staring lovingly into its date’s eyes’, because that had been a strange, threatening mortal ritual. It would rather not do that again.

“Haha, thanks again for agreeing to this date,” Martyn says, very suspiciously looking around the small cafe in a bustling semi-private Origins server. “It’s been so long since we’ve gotten to hang out like this. Gods, do I sound stupid.”

“You do,” Three says.

“You don’t have to answer those,” Martyn says.

“Will comply,” Three says.

“Oh, for the love of—we’re on a date. A date!” Here, Martyn winks obnoxiously. “It’s not a mission.” He winks obnoxiously again. “Besides, you should lighten up!”

“Will comply,” Three says.

“You know, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was,” Martyn says cheerfully. “Anyway, I should order us some drinks! Have some conversation! Keep an eye out around us, yeah, for our waiter?”

“You are not very subtle,” Three says.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Martyn says. “Besides, honestly? I am really glad to just hang out with you. Because we’re dating! On this server for fancy couples. Yep.”

The problem is, of course, that a fancy origins server is a great place for the strangest of people to hide.

When Martyn had asked a favor, Three had been… uncertain. This was not because Three doesn’t care for Martyn—it does, greatly—or because Three didn’t want to see Martyn—they’d met up a few times before now, tentative and quiet and frustrated and all the things that were hard to explain, and then in all the ways they were okay again—but because Martyn, for all Three cares for him, is still an idiot.

Three is its own handler, now. It does not have to follow handlers that are morons. It had told Martyn this. When Martyn had stopped wheezing, he’d explained that it’d be fun. Not Listener business, he promised; he still hadn’t quite gotten out, but he wouldn’t drag Three in, Scout’s honor.

(Three believes him. It’s never been that Three doesn’t trust him.)

It was a friend of Martyn’s that had gone missing. Apparently, on some fancy modded server? And now, Martyn wanted Three to come help him do some recon because, quote, “Jimmy laughed at me until he cried and that hurt me a little bit, not going to lie, and I’ve used up the favors Ren owes me, and Oli was busy. Have you met Oli? You’d like Oli.”

(Three did not like Oli.)

Three agreed, despite its better judgement. The reason it thought this may be a poor plan was because—

“Ah, the lovely Valentines,” the waiter says. He gives them a plate of lovely heart-shaped calamari. Three wonders if they had belonged to heart-shaped squid. “It’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it’s wonderful here with my beloved!” Martyn says.

The waiter and Martyn both look at Three. Three doesn’t say anything and sits perfectly still.

“Um,” the waiter says.

“It’s for a health condition,” Martyn says, which technically isn’t a lie.

“Very well, sirs, although it may get in the way of the kissing competition!”

Martyn, who had just started sipping some wine, chokes on it.

“I will win the kissing competition,” Three says.

Martyn chokes harder.

“I will see you to it!” the waiter says. “And of course, our patented species comparability exam is the highlight of the evening.”

“Oh. I am not sure I can produce viable offspring,” Three says.

The waiter stares at Three. Three stares back, although not into the waiter’s eyes, as to not cause any confusion. The mask somewhat prevents that from working, though.

“Very well then,” the waiter says. “I suppose just—do you need help?”

“It knows what it’s doing,” Martyn hisses.

“I did do research before coming here,” Three says.

“I’ll just head on,” the waiter says, in a tone that suggests to Three that maybe it did not do enough research before agreeing to help Martyn.

Oh well.

At least the mask means it doesn’t have to keep a straight face as it picks Martyn off the ground and, completely flat in tone, says: “Do not die. I would be sad if you died of something as stupid as choking on wine.”

“I asked for this,” Martyn says.

“Yes,” Three says. “You did. That is why I am here.”

(Beneath the table, it grabs Martyn’s hand. Martyn squeezes Three’s hand back. It had missed him, though. For all they do not see each other often—)

(Well. It had missed him, though.)

#answered #ask game #strifetxt #solving counting sheep talk #a bee fic #not going to fandom tag this one because frankly scs always confuses me on whether it’d be rude to ;-; #anyway lei your brain is so huge. this is such an inherently funny concept. #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #I MEAN. NO THIS ONE IS PLATONIC ACTUALLY BUT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE TAGS BLOCKED WOULDNT WANNA SEE THIS #so I am BEING POLITE. #anyway I love solving counting sheep I should write side stories for it #I still periodically rotate three in my head like a rotisserie chicken. #THIS IS VERY STUPID BTW. #set nebulously A. Few? years after canon #up to you to decide EXACTLY win but it’s implied here some rats and some third life equivalent happened #so do with that as you will idk if that’s canon in my head but since its post fic canon who cares

[hamable]

Fantasy high junior year is so real. Funniest shit I’ve ever heard for one half of the episode and the most real, tangible post-road-trip exhaustion and dread of having to return to responsibilities and how heavy it all is in the second half and it’s just so good.

#all my faves going on vacation or leaving just as our heros are returning like ships in the night #feels very Plot Relevant but it’d be so funny if Brennan was just sending Gilear off on vaca to not deal with him #Ik he would never Gilear is his Favorite Guy #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #no but for real the tangible heaviness I feel for all 6 of them is so real this season is gonna destroy me #Fabian got home to see his mom leaving and I was already ready to cry #I’m so happy Adaine is on Riz’s level about college bc if he was fully one sided in that it would destroy me #Adaine and Riz best friends this season please

[nebuladreamz]

Birthday time :D

I doodled this on the 18th, figured it’d be nice to save for today.

This past year has been the most wildest year of my life. To everyone I’ve come to known, old and new.

You mean the fucking world to me. Here’s for an even better rest of our year, together.

@f0rtunesfuture @amberluvsbugs @garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @kandidandi @just-a-drawing-bean @cacaocheri @bunmuffin @sleepykas @xitsensunmoon @justaduckarts @skizabaa @starsketchez @fernzwing @smoljeanius @ilsole @tuzesdays @magicclownjuice @ohno-the-sun

(If I haven’t tagged you there is a Very(tm) high chance I am either unsure if you’d want to be tagged or too much of a coward to do it anyways but that does not mean you’d mean less <3)

#nebula art and doodles #i was gonna digitalize this but i thought it’d be funny if it wasnt #thank you to everyone who has come with me on this wild journey #only about 7-8 months since i first joined the dca fandom #since i joined ao3 and tumblr #and ever since then i have made some fucking incredible friends #i am so goddamn thankful to every single one of you fuckers /aff #for every goofy bit #every silly question i get #every ounce of serotonin ive gotten for people enjoying my things #you’ve all made my day just a little bit better for everytime i see someone like the things i create #to all my followers #to all my mutuals #to all my friends #thank you for making my life better #thank you for everything #i know for a lot of my moots i dont interact or talk to you #but do know i see you #and i appreciate you for sticking around #feeling sentimental as fuck thumbs up #anyways the fact that i share a birthday with sonic the fucking hedgehog sure is something #gotta go fast i guess

[ch3rie-pop]

So I looked through my art tag and realized I never posted this and it’s a little weird to understand if you’re not familiar with my version of WH Y/N but all it’s really about it sad boi hour comfort

Who doesn’t need a big squeeze from an oversized teddy bear (dog) every once in a while?

#my art #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #barnaby b beagle x reader #<- (Can be interpreted as such) #Wally Darling #poor scrimblo doesn’t know what to do but knows his neighbor is in distress </3 #tbh it’d kinda be funny if Wally baps you on the face in order to comfort you #like a pat on the back but how would he know where to continuously slap you softly? #lol #anywho #the red glowing parts are supposed to represent where the heavy feelings are concentrated #y’know cuz apprently you feel your feelings in different specific places? #yepp #if you’ve ever seen that diagram you know what I’m talking about ^^ #barnaby is so freaking shape I CAN’T-

[deus-ex-mona]

may you make the right choice, aizo~~~~~~

#it’s truly insane how lxl have done more couple-y things in canon than some already canon couples have #aquarium date… kissing practically every day… bridal carry… 2 honeymoons… given gifts (on yujiro’s end) on white day… dates on their day off #and they’re not even canon (yet???) y ’ a l l. they’re acting more like a couple at this point in time than the harucouple #im gonna be soooo annoying when the album drops with the honeymoon anime #anyways manifesting aiyuu canon (once again) it’d be very funny if ai-chizu became canon but. c’mon #aizo has suffered enough trauma already. don’t give him bonus trauma in the form of a stalker gf p l s #(bc ngl i kinda feel like some people are completely forgetting about aizo’s established trauma backstory. including hw sometimes tbh) #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME— #chizuutan chizpost

[emry-stars-art]

hmmmm so many great optionsssssssss

okay we’ll start with royal au

I wonder, will there be a parallel of the racquet to the stomach (but classier?)

Oh there SHOULD BE. We can’t even really count the first meeting as their First Meeting can we 🤔 gotta come up with something else then, I guess 😌

20 sep 2023 [wip Wednesday game]

Nathaniel didn’t mind being late for breakfast. He was just happy to still be allowed in the castle or Palmetto at all, after answering the king’s leading questions concerning his past. Perhaps he was allowed because he’d told King Aaron only that he was from Evermore kingdom, letting him believe Nathaniel was a citizen from an outside town. Not from the castle proper. Certainly not with the job he had.

It was the next morning, and Day had had a busy few hours. They finally sat down just as the king and queen were leaving, which was a relief Nathaniel prayed for almost every day. He didn’t like having to interact with the king in any capacity. Too much could go wrong.

But it seemed Nathaniel was grateful too soon. With no brother to sit beside, Palmetto’s Prince Andrew came into the room shortly after, surveyed the table, and instead took the chair to Nathaniel’s right. Just far enough to be out of reach and ignoring Captain Day’s warning look. Nathaniel did his best to remain unaffected.

“Evermore,” the prince said simply, as if in consideration. Nathaniel was immediately and completely frozen, feeling vaguely like he’d received a blow to the gut.

King Aaron had told his twin. The prince was still too unpredictable, Nathaniel didn’t know how he’d feel about it or what he’d do. He could kill Nathaniel if he only felt it necessary. And no one could really stop him.

“What brought you to Palmetto?” Prince Andrew continued. He wasn’t even looking at Nathaniel, focused wholly on carefully taking apart his sweet roll. Nathaniel swallowed.

“I…”

He glanced over. Captain Day merely raised an eyebrow, seeing Nathaniel’s floundering from the corner of his eye. He still wouldn’t call out any of Nathaniel’s lies, same as he hadn’t for the omissions Nathaniel had given the king.

“I needed to see what my prince left the kingdom for. I wanted to - I wanted to see if he was even alive here.”

Which was, again - not technically a lie. The prince hummed, looking across Nathaniel to Captain Day, but he gave no comment.

“And is it everything you dreamed it would be?”

Nathaniel paused again.

“It is certainly better than what I left,” he managed.

#it’d be kind of funny if Nathaniel and Andrew had like five different meetings #each with very different vibes and circumstances #and they all feel like ‘the real first meeting’ #all the way up to when Nathaniel finally becomes his guard #but we’ll see #not art sorry guys #emry wip wednesday #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #royal au

[thejadecount]

Rottmnt Headcanon: Raph has horrible road rage, he just mostly manages to keep it in until he gets home.

Unless someone doesn’t use their turn signal.

Raph: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL!!

—

Donnie: Raph, what’s the dumbest idea you have that you nevertheless believe will, if implemented, make the world a better place.

Raph, immediately: If you don’t use your turn signal your car doesn’t turn.

Donnie: Brilliant.

#raph when someone if front of him doesn’t use their turn signal: y’all realize I’m going to snap one day right? #rottmnt #rise tmnt #I just think it’d be really funny if this Raph #who’s the most patient and least anger-issues out of all the Raph’s #had the worst road rage known to man #rise raph #rottmnt raph #rise raphael #rottmnt raphael #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt incorrect quotes #also I feel like we should’ve gotten more raph and Donnie moments #the untapped potential of chaotic energy those two have

[multiversal-pudding]

Tbh I think it’d be funny if like. The Worker Drones were actually genuinely designed to be “emotionally unintelligent Red Shirt walking horror fodder with usually little to no self preservation” and the humans knew it…

except then it turns out humans in MD *are just as bad-*

#Like. I feel like it’d fit with Liam’s writing style #plus it’s funny- #murder drones #murder drones headcanon

[moominpopzz]

Ashe Winters with press on nails CAN ANYONE HEAR ME.. does this mean anything else to anyone.. is this just my growing obsession with nails.. I just think she’d look so good with them

Get my girlie a pair of these PLEASE she DESERVES THEM

#I feel like it’d also be really funny if she had some when meeting the other three #like she had ones that’re longer then she’d normally get #and the other three being.. them would probably be like #WOAH HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WITH THOSE #plus I think it’s make sense if she started getting them for a confidence boost while being isolated #Mark also barely understands how she functions with them but he’s been buying them for her for awhile so he’s used to it #This post was sponsored by an Ashe fictive #jrwi #jrwi pd #prime defenders #ashe winters