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star-sim · 2 months

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boy's night ☆ riki nishimura

☆ summary: riki had no game, no rizz, which was why he employed the help of his six friends to text you. warning: having seven boys on the phone trying to text a girl does not give good results! ☆ genre: fluff, all enhypen members make an appearance, boys being boys, very stupid, it's getting rizzy in here but clearly i have negative game ☆ warning(s)? no just silliness :3 ☆ word count: 1.7k words

"Oh my god, she texted me!" was the sentence that completely destroyed Jake Sim's house.

Tonight, Riki was having a sleepover at Jake's house. It was supposed to be a chill night, a night in which Riki could bask in his friends' presence before they went off to college again.

There were many perks to being the youngest in his friend group. It seemed like Heeseung, Jay, and Jake forever saw him as their baby, after all, when they all met as children, Riki was a snotty little four year-old, constantly tattling on the older boys. Regardless, it was nearly impossible for them to not fuss over him, constantly asking if he ate yet or if he needed help. Sunghoon teased the ever-living shit out of Riki, sure, but the older boy never hesitated to take Riki's side whenever there was an argument. Sunoo and Jungwon were closest to Riki in age, but that didn't stop them from watching over him closely, like mother cats stalking their cubs.

Though, there was one thing that Riki had to admit that he hated about being the youngest: he was the most inexperienced.

Whenever his friends got their 'firsts,' he was always too young to care. It seemed like all his friends got to experience their first crushes and heartbreaks almost simultaneously, only for them to not be there when Riki had his.

Even when he was now a senior in high school, he had absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

He'd heard all the stories about Heeseung and his antics at college, all the flirting tips that Jake liked to give out to Sunghoon and Jay, and all the crazed texts that Sunoo and Jungwon sent as they went through relationships.

Even so, Riki had never experienced teenage love for himself.

Enter: You.

You were the cute girl that sat in front of him in his Macroeconomics class. If it wasn't for the fact that Riki absolutely hated Macro, he would blame the fact that you were just so pretty that he couldn't bring himself to focus on the lecture about the New York Stock Exchange.

Initially, Riki had no intention of pursuing you.

You were cute, obviously, but hearing you talk to your partner in class was enough for him. Plus, it wasn't like Riki had any experience— even if he wanted to talk to you, he had no idea how to!

Except, thanks to his nosy friends, your name had been discussed what felt like a million times by the end of the week.

"So... [Name], eh?" was the first thing Sunghoon said as Riki's camera turned on during their weekly weekend FaceTime calls.

"This is so exciting, Riki," Heeseung said as he joined the call.

"Wait, how do you know her again?" Sunoo's voice cut in. "Sorry, my Wi-Fi is bad. You said you know her from Macro?"

With a little more prying, his friends managed to get a middle-school level confession out of Riki.

"I-I just think she's really pretty, and like, she's really smart," Riki huffed, "I don't think she likes me like that— I've never even spoken to her! Like, I can't talk to women, I straight up am a mess and the other day—oh my god— she looked at me and I think I almost passed out. What do I do? I actually cannot do thi—

".... But you think she's pretty, right?"

And that's how Riki managed to get your phone number. With the help of his friends (that felt more like them feeding into his delusions), he worked up the courage to stutter out a simple question.

And when you smiled, nodding enthusiastically as you typed your contact into his phone, Riki felt his soul leave his body.

So, it wasn’t hard to imagine the havoc that engulfed Jake Sim's house (the place of the sleepover) as Riki's phone pinged, your contact name showing up.

It was already late at night, so the boys were raiding Jake's pantry to get midnight snacks.

The moment that Riki announced that you had just, in fact, texted him first, everyone stopped in their tracks.

"Oh shit!" Jay shouted as he jumped over Jake's sofa, bowl of cereal still in hand.

The sound of crashing as Heeseung knocked over the ramen cups, as well as cutlery dropping abruptly and cabinets slamming filled the house.

"Oi, don't mess up my kitchen!" Jake yelled as his feet pounded against his stairs, scrambling so fast that he practically glided downstairs. After Jungwon spilled milk on his shirt, he was half-way through putting on a new shirt as he clambered down.

"What did she—" Sunoo pushed Jay out of the way, knocking the older boy over as he plopped down next to Riki on the living room carpet and peeked over his shoulder— "What did she say?!"

Within seconds, all six of his friends were huddled around Riki, pushing each other out of the way to catch a glimpse of what you said.

"Move your fatass head!"

"I can't see!"

As his friends argued, Riki stared at his phone, chewing on his bottom lip. His heart was pounding in his chest. He only saw the notification, and didn't see what you said yet.

What if you said something crazy, like "I just found out about that one time in first grade when you peed yourself at the playground" even though Riki and all his friends agreed to never speak of that incident again?! Or, what if you confessed your everlasting love for him in a long paragraph?

His head was spinning.

"Wait, did you open the message yet?!" Jungwon abruptly yelled into Riki's ear.

"No..." Riki answered slowly, watching the way all of his friends' once tense faces soften with relief.

"Oh my god," Jake sighed in relief.

"Phhhhheeewww!" Heeseung said dramatically.

"Why?" Riki frowned. "What's wrong with opening the message?"

"[Name] can see if you read her message if you open it," Sunghoon said matter-of-factly.

"Why is that a bad thing?"

All of his friends groaned.

They taught him a trick: swipe just enough so that he could see the message, but not enough that the system marks it as read.

Hey, was all you said, much to Riki's relief.

"What do I say?" Riki asked, clutching his phone. His eyes flickered to his friends as he sucked his bottom lip under his teeth pensively. "How do I respond to this?"

"Just say 'hey' back!" Jay blurted.

"No!" Heeseung shook his head profusely. "Anything but that!"

"Why not? You want him to say haiiii instead?" Sunghoon nudged the older boy.

"No, no, no!" Jungwon reached across to smack Sunghoon's knee. "All of you are wrong."

Jungwon turned to Riki. "Just respond with an emoji."

They all groaned loudly.

"Okay, anything but a goddamn emoji!"

Riki ended up typing out a simple hey in response. He had to make Sunoo press send for him, squeezing his eyes shut. Riki immediately shut his phone off, placing it face down.

"I don't want to see if she responds or not!" Riki moaned.

Within a minute or two, his phone pinged again.

"She responded!"

Even though you only asked, How was your day?, the entire house was once again invigorated. The boys shrieked, whooping and hitting Riki's shoulder, so loud that the house probably shook.

"Oh my god, it's happening!"

"Ouuuuu, she wants you, Riki!"

"Everyone shut the fuck up, it's time to lock in, oh my god it's actually happening—"

And just as everyone settled back down, ready to give Riki their mind-blowing advice, his phone dinged again.

[Attachment: 1 photo]. It was a silly picture of you, one of those cute ones that showed your eyes, clearly taken on the spot.

"OHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Shewantsyousobadohmygo—"

According to Jake, if a girl sends you a picture of herself, no matter how silly or cute it is, she is head over heels for you.

"One message at a time!" Jay yelled over Jake's shoulder as they tried to figure out how to respond. "You need to answer her question first and then respond to the picture!"

"No! Don't respond to the picture!" Sunghoon, who was all the way in the guest bathroom, yelled from behind the bathroom door, his voice both booming and muffled. "She'll think you're weird!"

"I agree," Sunoo said.

"I agree," Jungwon mocked him in a nasally voice, earning a slap to the shoulder. "Just heart the picture!"

But their arguing fell upon deaf ears.

"Riki, what are you doing?!"

Riki was on his own, his heart beating at the tip of his fingers.

I hung out with my friends today and it was fun, how was yours? was his first response. Pressing on the picture, he responded, You look cute.

When Riki glanced over at his friends, they were sprawled across the floor, crying aloud dramatically.

"It's over."

"You're insane."

"Fumbled."

Riki threw a pillow at them. "I didn't fumble— Oh shoot, she's typing!"

The house was once again filled with screaming and crashing as they scampered to Riki's side.

You typed for a few moments. Everyone was at the edge of their seat, simply begging to see how you'd respond. But then, you stopped.

"Good game, guys."

"100% over."

Riki chewed on his thumb, his eyes glued to his phone screen. Did he creep you out? Was it weird for him to say that you looked cute? Did he fuck up?

But then you finally replied.

My day was just filled with homework, very boring, you replied. Maybe if I spent it with you it would have been more fun.

Oh.

My.

God.

Riki's hands shook as he typed back another response, completely ignoring the complete and utter disaster around him. He didn't know what came over him. He wouldn't say any of the things that he typed out loud, let alone to your face. It was like he was possessed by some spirit that gave him the courage to type. Without even noticing it, his heart was palpitating in his chest, his entire face, neck, and ears covered in a red shade.

I'm free tomorrow, he typed.

"RIKI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU—"

Okay, you simply responded. 12PM. The Block. Let's have fun.

"D-Did she just ask you out?"

Riki glanced at this phone, then at his friends, who stared at him with eyes as wide as saucers and their jaws dropped to the floor, then back at his phone. He blinked. "Yeah."

"Yes?!"

Riki blinked again. "Yeah."

And then it hit him.

"Oh my god, [Name] asked me out...!"

#enhypen #enhypen x reader #enhypen fluff #enhypen imagines #enhypen fic #niki enhypen #niki fluff #niki x reader #nishimura riki #riki imagines #riki fluff #riki x reader #nishimura riki x reader #nishimura riki fluff #riki enhypen #riki nishimura #star-sim #vanya-writes

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chapel-of-rizztual · 7 months

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Rizzy. Its been a tough day, is it okay to ask for some Kitty or Little Dew and Mountain fluff? 😭🩷🩷

i hope your day is a little better 💕 kitty dew isn’t my expertise so I hope it’s good enough!!

To door to the greenhouse slides open and closed again with a loud bang, distracting Mountain from his job of repotting plants but when he looks up there’s no there. He tuts, shaking his head, thinking the wind had picked up even more. He goes back to his potting, carful pulling plants from the nursery pots and into bigger ones where they can flourish.

He gets back into the rhythm of it, so focused on what he’s doing that he doesn’t notice Dew sneaking up behind him, crawling on all fours, low to the ground. He eyes Mountain tail that’s swaying slightly low to the ground and he backs up a little, wiggling a little and launched himself at the spade of Mountain’s tail.

Mountain let’s out gasp feeling something crash onto the back of his legs and looks behind him not see Dew in a heap at his feet, his tail held in his mouth.

“Oh, so it was you that opened the door.” He lets out a little laugh.

Dew tilts his head to the side, still holding Mountain’s tail in his mouth. Mountain turns around, abandoning his plants and squats down beside Dew, noticing the little purple collar around his neck. He gives it a little tug and scratches under Dew’s chin making the smaller ghoul tilt his head back with a little chuff.

“Do I have a little kitty on my hands right now?”

There’s a lightness to Mountain’s voice as he continues to scratch under Dew’s chin. Dew's ears flick in approval and he tilts his head back even more, a small purr rumbling though his chest.

Mountain coos at him, moving to scratch behind his ear.

“Oh, you’re a good boy, aren’t you?”

Dew gives him a chirp and gives Mountain's tail that’s still in his mouth a little nibble. Mountain coos again at him.

“Yeah you are, such a good boy.”

Dew’s pupils dilate more then they already are, and his purr kicks up an octave in his chest.

“You wanna help me with the plants, little kitty?”

Dew gives another little chirp, tilting his head to the other side. Mountain stands again, picking Dew up with him and placing him on his back so Dew can see what he’s doing. Dew keeps Mountains tail in his mouth the whole time, growling light as Mountain wiggles it in his mouth every now and then.

Mountain gets back to his plants, lifting up the occasional leaf for Dew to bap or a berry for him to eat. Dew purrs happily onto his ear getting louder and louder as the minutes pass. He’s purring so loudly that Mountain can feel him vibrating in his back.

He sways from side to side as works, rocking Dew.

“You having fun up there, little kitty?”

Dew chuffs, reaching out bap at a branch Mountain was holding out for him. He shakes the branch making it harder for Dew to catch. Dew growls when his attempts to catch it fail.

“Such a good helper, aren’t you? Should ask you to come and help you everyday.”

Dew’s purrs increase even more and he headbutts the back of Mountains head. Mountain pushes his head back into Dew’s with a chuff of his own and rubs at Dew’s thighs that are wrapped around his hips.

It takes Mountain twice as long to finish his work that day but he doesn’t mind, not when Dee purr so sweetly and plays with anything he offers to him. The sound of two ghouls purring in unison fills the greenhouse.

They’re both late for dinner that night, after they’d both showered off the grim and mud from the greenhouse it’s late. Mountain makes them both cereal for dinner, keeping Dew’s dry so it’s easier for him to eat. He ends up feeding him little spoonfuls anyway and Dew purrs in between mouthfuls, giving Mountain loving looks and headbutts the whole time.

After dinner they both curl up with the rest of the ghouls in the den. Dew’s quick to curl up in Mountain’s lap, resting his head on Mountain’s chest, listening to his heartbeat as he purrs the loudest he’s purred all day. Mountain combs his fingers though Dew’s hair, scratching behind both his ears. They both fall asleep not long after that. Aether wraps them both up in a blanket, laughing at both of them purring and snoring at the same time.

#thanks for the ask!!#ficlet #the band ghost #mountain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #kitty dew #Anonymous #my writing

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izzy-b-hands · 3 months

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9 People You'd Like To Know Better

tagged by @sherlockig, thank u Alexz!!!

Three ships: Gatboss (Johnny Gat/Boss, Saints Row), Nickles (Nathan/Pickles, Metalocalypse), and Ouizzy (Frenchie/Izzy, OFMD.)

I do wanna note that there were close runner ups for each of these fandoms tho lol.

Notably: Gat/Aisha/Boss for Saints Row; Chickles (Charles/Pickles), Skwistok (Skwisgaar/Toki), and Skwickles (Skwisgaar/Pickles, at least I think I've typed up their ship name correctly this time) for Metalocalypse; and Rizzy (Roach/Izzy), Blackhands (Ed/Izzy), Steddyhands (Stede/Ed/Izzy), and Tealoranges (Oluwande/Jim) for Our Flag.

First ship: God uhhh...if we're going as far back to the era of 'technically it was shipping, but I didn't have a fandom space for it bc I was a smaller child & didn't really know what shipping was at that point' then probably Phoebe/Helga from Hey Arnold! ? They're one of the first I can recall at least lol. I vaguely recall admitting to a friend in school that I thought they were together 'like ppl are when they're dating' and that got a Reaction lmao.

Last song: Probably not a shock, but a Dethklok song lmao. The whole album fucks tho, so I highly recommend giving the full thing a listen if u like metal at all.

Currently reading:

This Is How You Lose The Time War and just started Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea: Merchant Seamen, Pirates and the Anglo-American Maritime World, 1700-1750.

Last film: Jimi Plays Monterey, I have it playing as I type this actually lol. Prior to that was Army of the Doomstar (could only afford to rent it for rn so u know I made sure to watch it like three times before the rental period ended ldkasfja)

Currently craving: God. this one is actually hard to answer, bc I've been trying not to think abt cravings of any kind the last few months for varying reasons but. If I can go slightly big and possibly outlandish for this one:

A vacation. All expenses paid (including food & travel in at least Comfort+ level if we're flying at all), for me and Housemate. To two places: a week in a place I really wanna go, and another week wherever Housemate really wants to go. I don't care what we do when we get there really, just that we get to hang out and do stuff and not worry abt anything for awhile. I'm gonna add that all expenses paid will also help us cover someone to watch and feed the cats while we're gone (which is an honour tbh, they are sweet lil gremlins, the babiest of boys, and v chill, good company to hang out with.)

Tagging: @nonbinaryachilles, @cizzychaos, @feelmyskin, @val-pearson, @benjhawkins, @ofmdtereomaori, @alliumbroth, @dianetastesmetal, and @arsenicflame (only if u guys wanna of course and haven't already been tagged to do this; no pressure or obligation!!!)

#text post #ask box things #Spotify

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urszn · 1 year

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🍧 ˚ ⋆ ࣪. ₊ ˚ 🤍 ༉‧₊˚✧ . ˚. 🪷 ₊ ༉₊˚

HEART TO HEART from esther.

( @soov ) REI ! — to be honest i was quite surprised that you even followed me back, lowkey was scared of u maybe bc i thought u were cool and i’ve seen ur pics in my recommended all the time, your so sweet tho and super funny ! i love when we gang up on ppl (..sia and mari) absolutely love when we do tomato tomato, anyways i look forward to ur fics since ur so talented! love you rei <3

( @wonieleles ) SIA ! — my pookie oh my god! ur fics are so good like scrumptious LMAO ok but fr i remember liking ur jungwon smau and then u asked to be on my taglist and i said how i liked ur smau, i was so scared to say if we could be friend and then like a month later i think we followed each other and you sent an ask saying hi and boom we started texting, so glad u sent that hi ask bc imagine if u didn’t omg? ur so smart and talented seriously tho ur such a nerd which i love abt u ! even tho sometimes i bully u, ur writing is so good and i hope you know that!! also u give such a good advise and ur so funny, love you sia !!

( @lov3niki ) KIMMY ! — rizzy kimmy omg i remember the day you followed me, someone tagged me in one of those games and i reblogged it and then u followed me bc u also participated in the game,, tell me why i was so shocked and excited when u followed me cause i fr ate up ur smaus and i think i sent an ask saying hi and the rest is history. ok but i love texting u abt ideas and i love feeding into ur delusions abt riki and then sending u those sneak peaks of my smaus omg,, seriously appreciate u always liking all my posts and commenting, one of the best ppl on this app fr and u definitely deserve all those followers bc gosh u make such good fics,, excited for ur upcoming work kimmy, love you always.

( @aerisfy ) AERI ! — no bc seriously ur blog is breathtaking!! ur so talented? ur carrd, ur account and basically everything you do makes me happy, if i’m not mistaken i think u tagged me in the game thingy and i was lowkey really happy bc most of my moots never interacted with me ! i love talking to you? ur so relatable and fun to text with, and pretty sure ur like one of the first ppl to actually me, i love giving u advice and helping with stuff and all ur smaus sound so good like ?!???! they’re so good !! always text me when u want to, i love you <3 mwah

( @flowers4thalia ) QUINN ! — even though we don’t interact much i always see you like my stuff like fr it’s so nice and whenever you do send asks they’re always to positive and cute !!! i can’t say much rn but please definitely interact with me more <3

( @yenqa ) YEN ! — i’ll be honest i was scared of u. NOT IN A BAD WAY i just felt like reblogged a lot of ur moots posts and UR ACCOUNT IS PRETTY no seriously so pretty and i love ur riki smau omg it’s so good and i think ur in my taglist for my smau so i was like ahhh anyways thank you for supporting me!! i’ll continue to support you too ur so kind and supportive and everyone needs a yen(qa) in their life’s, love u pookie <33

( @mokiverse ) MOKI ! — THE MOST DOWN TO ESRTH SWEETEST KINDEST PERSON EVER. my little mochi <33 everyone needs to send ml a inbox message that says just positive things!!! theme is so pretty first of all, so glad we did those matching profiles with kimmy, already have a lot of respect for u even tho we texted like a little bit but seriously,, ur funny, talented, positive, gives good advise ?!? like what so sweet i’m def adding more to this later but already my little mochi, continue smiling and being urself my love <33

( @trsrina ) INA ! — now where do i start…ina my first moot my love my pookie my yunjin my 1/2 number one honestly, u and yeni my fav ppl seriously, so thankful u started texting me!! i think i already showed u that ss of when we were interacted, genuinely so happy that i’m able to see ur account grow, ur fics are so good, i’ll be ur number one supporter no matter what idc, every time we talk it’s just like a stress reliever like ur so understanding and patient everyone who’s moots with you is so lucky bc ur just so kind and lovely, and ur funny ur such a green flag like ?!?? love you so much ina idk what else to tell u,, u basically saw my account grow with me :( like i think i had barley 100 when we started texting, and i’m just super thankful for you,, my yunjin!

( @yeniiverse ) YENII ! — I COULD NEVER FORGET MY CHAEWON gosh ur so funny, make me laugh out loud 24/7 i remember meeting you omg i was taken aback bc u were funny like i’m so serious everyone go talk to my chae bc she’ll make you laugh and SHES TALENTED GUYS !!! like wtf best combo fr me you and ina my loves,, i think you followed me like when i had 200 and i was scared of taking to ppl but YOU omg so glad u said hi !! and you’ll always listen to ppl like i can’t appreciate you enough !!! the chaewon to my sakura, my pookie, my 1/2 number one, i’ll add more for you soon dw ml tbh i’m tired!! but expect there to be more later ;) stay being funny and making ppl laugh <33

( @hanniluvi ) SOPH ! — maknae of saf <33 ok so i think i told u already but u fr scared me, u were actually one of the first ppl who i followed after i saw u talked with sona LMAO no but i fr was scared to even check ur account cause like u always posted for ur smaus and they’re actually good like ?!? i was impressed cause u fr remind me to update im so serious like ajajkaka ok but now that we talk wowow most nicest, understanding, interesting, funniest person ever, ur so sweet and ofc sonas other half, u seriously deserve everything !! like u update constantly and give good advise too !!! love u it girl soph,, hopefully yk who sees this cause they’re ur biggest fan LMAO love u soph <33

( @son4taa ) SONA ! — SAFS FAKE MAKNAE AKA OLD GRANDMA AKA ANCIENT,, IM JP IM JP my fav old lady tho, even though u have L rizz and ur ancient ur actually really cool, soph other half yk, ok but… fun fact ur the first person i followed apparently,, which is cool bc we didn’t start taking till like a couple weeks but seriously so talented ,hardworking , show stopping, entertaining, funniest ppl, u also scared btw like how tf do u post consistently?!!! no but fr everyone needs a sona GO FOLLOW SONA,, love you ancient pookie <33

( @sunoksunny ) SUNNY ! — AMAZING SPECTACULAR SHOW-STOPPING, like everything evey single time u say something it’s just the facts, rei’s gf OMG !!? no but i always saw u in my other moots accounts, but did i ever say anything ?!? nope :( but it’s okay cause we talk now !! BUT UR CARRD AMAZING !!! i think i saw some videos of u in the gc of u dancing ? not sure but if yes then ur so talented what ?!?? i did ballet like for a bit BUT SERIOUSLY SUNNY IS SUNNY , my lil sunshine yk always backing me up tbh against sia LMAO but fr stay being urself and don’t let other bring u down

( @blossomnct ) MEG ! — oh em gee MEG BÆ seriously love you, ur so sweet and chaotic, everyone loves meg seriously aka i do, always will be megs cheerleader, so happy we’ve became moots, and also always interacts with me !! and when you say hi to me when i say hi in the gc >>> like meg never ignores anyone, i love meg, meg is life. love you pookie.

just a little something to appreciate my moots

more ppl to be added ! want to be added comment here !

#— esther pookies 🌟#what szn ? @urszn

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kitmoas · 1 year

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Honestly the vibe is immaculate. Legit like homey and cozy and chill. She writes, she makes mood boards and stickers, and she wants to feed you yummy food. Legit nothing could be better so you should follow her because you need her vibes on your dash

@wandasbb hiya rizzy rizz riz, thanks for always backing me up and saying im innocent cause its true...though you call me out a lot...like a lot...so...hmmmmm confliction

Fic Recs:

Crop Top

Sports Illustrated: Heroes Edition

Make Me!

New Traditions

#Kits 1st birthday #rizzy rizz riz #kitmoas recommends #kit talks bout friends

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hazbinextgeneration · 1 year

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Exes, Ohs, And Ocs P2

(Warning: Cussing, suggestive themes, nsfw references but no actual nsfw scenes, violence, death, etc but it will all be heavily censored/fade to black. Do not read if these bother you. If any of Vizviepop's ocs are mentioned they belong to her.)

It wasn't too long for everyone to be escorted back to bed by one of Crimson's goons with everyone following suit. Soon all doors were shut and everyone was settled in getting ready to sleep so they could leave the following morning soon after.

Rizza was in her bed reading her texts from Loona. "Hey Rue, we made sure Loona was fed before we left right?" she asks her friend who was out of the shower in a bathrobe

"Positive why?" she stated with sort words

"Says here on her emojis she's starving for some bacon but we don't have any at the office."

Pru sighed looking over her shoulder. "Must be having some cravings, well here let me see," she asks as Rizza hands her the phone and texts something back to Loona.

Rizza got it back and rad aloud. "Ok 5 dollar, yeah, in a mailbox! shoe emoji and shopping cart. Ooohh you left her food money when we left huh?," she asks her

"She has preferences and it's best she's content with what she can get, otherwise Blitzø will be her punching bag for the week," she says putting on her signature bow in her hair.

"Yeah I have some questions on why he lets her beat him up when she throws a fit, can't you stop it? Your the strongest and most jacked imp I know honey," she says patting her back sweetly

Pru let's her hair fall and ties it up. "Rizzy he has to learn lessons on his own because if we force feed him he'll never learn to toughen up when it called for it", she says as she fixes her hair

Rizza began to ponder. "Girl you and him are starting to sound like a thing ."

Pru scoffs. "We are not a thing Rizz, you know me and him are just open about s*x and whom we do it with or rather not plus he just likes needing company with him when he's alone. He strays away with his stalking but I find it sweet that he leans on me for something's he needs to" she says with a soft tone and a sorta smile she had that made Rizza gasp.

"It's just s*x with feelings on the side with an extra emot baggage on the side you two share?" she asks teasing her as Rizza was leaning on her shoulder.

"It's just s*x, work and violence on targets, also some conversation but yes it's nothing more Rizza, if he wants to open up more he has to take initiative not just me, and if he botches it up I'll forgive him, if he hurts me verbally, I'll forgive him because.... somebody has to rather than wanting to, he's not a horrible person he's just a person with flaws," she says stating her mind of her partner in crime and bed.

Rizza kisses her cheek like a sister would to her sibling. "Ok I trust you girl, but if he crosses the last line I'm gonna gonna install a motion activated gun under his desk." she says hugging Prudence affectionately suddenly very loud and uh...questionable noises were heard across the door to the other room where Blitzø was staying.

"Of course he would" they said in unison as Blitzø was 'dancing' with a certain shark, but the sound of it was pretty awful yet continues to go on.

Rizza face palms her face. "He's gonna call you to tag in so he'd withstand this one night stand a little better huh?" she asks covering her head with a pillow, and right on cue she receives a call from her boss.

-Insert Fade To Black Moment For The Implied NSFW Scenes-

"Ok f**ker no one's who that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily. Now let's see what your hiding," he says as he plumages through his discarded clothes on the floor seeing a clue of him renting a suit he was wearing earlier than he found he car keys but ducked down as he heard him snore and moved a little in his slumber with Pru squirming in her sleep her body hidden under the cover thanks to Blitzø as he folds her clothes up neatly on the nightstand and places a kiss on her head. "Thank for the fun again kitty~ Don't wait for me" he says as he goes outside to see where his car is than unlocked the doors to search inside finding bills that are not paid and I.O.U's threatening to kill him if he doesn't, once the driver's seat was through he went to the trunk and saw a laundry bag filled with dirty clothes, receipts and some toiletries than finds a note.

Master Plan 1. Convince Crimson I'm rich 2. Marry Moxxie into the family 3.??????? 4. Get fucking rich $$$$$$$$

Blitzø stood up enraged as he's employees/friends were in a scam for losing each other. "Oh f**k that! Nobody f**ks with M&M's marriage but me", he says in revenge than suddenly he was injected with KO fluid in the neck than shoved in the trunk by none other than Chaz in his boxers who laughs.

"Sorry babe, you weren't the only junk in mah trunk.. D*mnit that was not a good one" he says as he realizes what he said was very poor choice and heads back upstairs before anybody else got out to see him, Prudence jolted awake and saw Chaz fully clothed as he offers her some coffee.

"Sorry I didn't know how you liked it, so I brought up some of everything babe, thanks for the mind blowing service last night~ Hope we meet again," he says smoothly to her who was sitting up and grabbed her clothes.

"This will not happen again, I only came for my boss nothing more" she said to him as she makes herself decent than got a slap to the ass by a cheeky shark demon to which she brushed it off. "Charming, speaking of which has you seen Blitzø?" she asks him while her friend Rizza caught up with her in the stairway.

"He said he wanted to get some fresh air, you can find him outside" he said vaguely

After some small morning conversation the girls of the group went outside to look for their boss "You'd think he left toto buy some energy shots?" asks Rizza as she uses her phone to call him but sadly was on vibrate Millie looks around the parking lot to search for him than she heard faint thumping in a car trunk and with some help from Pru was able to pry it open revealing their boss all drugged up and dizzy.

"Ladies you found me!~ hey who are you're new friends behind you?", he asks.

Millie, Rizza and Pru looked at one another. "Friends?" they said in unison than like a switch Prudence felt someone dangerous behind her grabbed a goon by the throat and slid his tonsils open dropping him on the floor as Millie slammed the others head into the trunk door and shut it causing instant decapitation of a bloody Mafia head on Blitzøs body who stood there in shock Rizza caught up with a bloody bat at hand.

"Y'all it's a sham!! Crimsons in cohoots with Chaz!", he said in alarm as Millie and Pru help Blitzø up.

Millie angrily looked back to the taller imp in rage. "Blitzø what's going on here?!"

"THAT seductive d*ckhole is trying to marry mox and he isn't even rich!" he says suddenly Millie drops him to run towards Moxxie's rescue but was stopped by the houses defense system as it went to lockdown, Rizza hears alot cars rolling up behind them and Prudence could hear the chopping sound of helicopters above

"Boss, Millie, you two handle the affair in the back, me and Rizza got the front and what's above, get your man back Millie!" Prudence shouted says heading towards the roof and Rizza dawned a crazy look in her eyes as she runs to the driveway with a bat and some drugs in hand.

"LETS GO ALREADY FUCKERS!!!!," she shouts excitedly to the many cars rolled up with gun men

Blitzø grabbed the keys to Chaz's car and both he and Millie got inside, started the engine and turned on some ass kicking tunes. "Buckle up Millie we're doing a Shrek and Expendables!", he said in a badasstone as the car rams through the barricade hard and fast

Millie jumps out of the wreck. "You want my husband?! you're gonna have to fucking kill me!! and my girlfriends?" she stated eyes filled with ire than as soon as the first goon walked up Millie went supernova rampage as for Rizza who smiles wickedly at the group of cars and hitman "Who's up to the bat first?!" she shouts as one goon started letting out the led at her followed by more as the flying wreck debris lifted they saw that they didn't hit anyone or anything all looking around until some grunts or hurt were heard with the sound of a steel bat hitting against flesh and bone was roaring through the crowd "Go get your man Millie!!" she screams loudly as she kept swinging at goon after goon dodging the bullets and knives in a elated state thanks to her drugs

In the air was about 20 helicopters with gunner seats all aimed at the white spec on the room, revealing Pru who looks up at the machines like a hungry predator looking at her pray, she knew she couldn't fly up there so she had to get them to come to her and like she predicted she heard some other gunmen saying to get closer with a swift flip of the light of chamber she was gone before the bullet landed a mark and the men inside started panicking as flesh tearing sounds were heard as well as needing more backup the entire helicopter swaying around erratically from the lack of a polite the nearest chopper managed to get away from the collision, and were relieved until he felt a pair of strong and bloody hands started squeezing his head like a pimple revealing it to be Prudence with a look of murder on her face as the man's insides were now everywhere in the cockpit along with his gun she looks up at the rest who observed in horror than were getting killed off quickly and brutally.

Once Pru was done with the men inside the craft she uses her tail and acrobatics from the temple to use, seeing how far they are and how many there are in each "Like a pond hoping" she says to herself and jumps out of the hovering chopper, than grabs onto the bottom railing of the helicopter swinging herself upwards inside landing punch after counterpunch and blocking the bullets they shot using some of the body parts as shields, ripping a part of their guns into shards so she can stab them with, than uses the bullet shells as some explosives shoving them into their mouths than counts down to 6 and their necks along with heads explode, going onto the next crafts by air and agility of her body she makes quick use of her legs to stomp them all broken in bones and finish them with some krav maga technique that stops their hearts and made them cough up blood, she continues on in the air as Rizza was slaughtering the men by miles until she was down to the last three cars by shoving her bat into their mouths by force with barbed wire and rusty nails at the tip.

Rizza laughs psychotically "Let's batter up c*nts!! who else wants a taste of Rapture?!!??!" she yells from the top of her lungs as she was covered in black blood of her enemies and some entrails now became their out trails, men shooting left and right until they ran out of ammo then she attacks them full force with some car parts using them as battering rams against their heads until they exploded and uses some of her dancing moves to maneuver her way out of their hold then some dirty boxing meanwhile Crimson was in absolute fury at his men being carelessly and so easily by three women he doesn't know until the last of them were at Millie's, Pru, and Rizza mercy one dragging them to death, one flinging a decapitated head with a grenade inside into a car filled with five goons and one landing airborne on the ground by shooting a projectile of glass shards into the air of 40 feet above her making the pilot and last of his goons crash landing into the nearest building engulfed by flames all walking up to the alter with Millie showing how capable she is to massacre what's basically an army as well as her friends who are more then proficient to deal with thugs and gun men alike, seeing that he was out numbered and out of ammo he waves Millie off with Moxxie in her arms.

"Hey what about my we- Aaaghhcuf" he was silence buy the uh...questionable decorations he was laughing about lodged in his throat making Rizza laugh/

"This a$$ is mine!!" she said in a threatening tone smacking Moxxie's butt to show her dominance, than carried Blitzø in the other shoulder to the available chopper.

"By the way y'all should probably know Chaz isn't even rich, ok check his car, he just played you like a f**king rub! Lets roll Ladies!!" he said mocking them with the girls in tow behind, once they were inside Prudence said one more thing as Chaz was able to see and hear without struggle.

"By the way you should pray it's about the only thing you can f**king do when your alive RN! and you suck in the sack!! see you in h*ll!" she shouted giving him the finger, after a few hours of flight they all safely and hilariously made back to the office with the large hole in the wall than discarded the craft letting it crash into bits.

"Well despite the outcome of of the telenovela episode of Moxxies life I'd say we made a good impression on your pops!"

"Everyone and Millie thank you for saving me, you amazing Millie you girls too", Moxxie said in appreciation

Prudence nodded. "Just warn is next time if you have a family member who's a complete psychopath.."

"I can handle it", Millie said with confidence earning praises of her coworkers

Blitzø cuts in. "Well I'm glad everything ended up ok, good to know we both have daddy issues Mox, also I got to plow your ex boyfriend, well with Prunes help isn't that great, so now we all fucked the same guy", he said cheerfully gathering them all in a group hug/

Rizza and Pru got a notion their phone saying that a local heart-throb of Chaz Thurman was found murdered a few hours ago his teeth missing from the body/

Pru sighs. "And it looks like it was the last guy too, at least he died doing what he loved...," she said as the scene ends with them all smiling.

Rizza- @flare-friday

Prudence- @ynkaliko

#Hazbin

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spoiltizzy · 10 months

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For the tummy requests, I don't know how you feel about the Rizzy pairing but the main draw for me has always been Roach feeding Izzy up, so perhaps something with the two of them? Roach sitting on Izzy's ample lap and handfeeding him? (ty in advance!)

SO. ok. um. roach doesn’t have a head. in fairness izzy’s not got an arm but. look, i’ve never drawn him before, i never got into rizzy personally lol. and i was nervous about messing him up in some way. also… we’re gonna pretend that the reason roach isn’t on izzy’s lap fully, and is instead kinda awkwardly half kneeling on whatever izzy’s sitting on, is because he doesn’t fit in izzy’s lap with all that belly in the way these days. and NOT because of a skill issue on my part or anything. and um. i kinda wanted to give roach a spoon for izzy’s mouth because spoon-feeding kinda seems like something he’d do but i. failed to make it look right so… strange vague cupcake thing it is.

i’m not sure i’ve actually really ever posted any of my art that’s genuinely only half-done before, like yeah all my art is sketches but i get so pedantic about making them right before i post them. until now i guess lol. merry birthday or something lil anon creature, i hope this isn’t disappointing :’)

sketch under cut

#asks #vin's belly art

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our-flag-means-death-ao3feed · 1 year

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The One When Roach Bakes A Cake

by BrainzGoblin

I was really trying to forget about the diseased rats thing, but that’s is no excuse for what I said next, which was “do you wanna talk about it?” “Fuck, no!” I shrugged. “Do you want a bread roll?” I asked, instead. “Just don’t feed the fucking ducks.” But he took a bread roll anyway. Then he turned away from me and tore into it like it was his personal enemy. I liked him.

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We follow roach as he finds a nice place to chill after his cooking classes - on the bench in the park next to a Very Angry Guy. Ed and Stede are still sickeningly in love in the background.

Words: 3465, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of The Rest of Us Just Love Here

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Israel Hands, Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death)

Relationships: Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Foster Home, The Rizzy Is Implied, The Gentlebeard Is in The Background, Slice of Life, POV Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Angry Izzy Hands, Israel Hands Needs a Hug, Lucius Is A Gossip, Foster Father Stede Bonnet, Social Worker Ed Teach, Fluff without Plot, Crew as Family, Duck Feeding, Laterally Not As A Euphemism

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/45518665

#Our flag means death #ofmd #https://archiveofourown.org/works/45518665

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liashideout · 3 years

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do u want *whispers* uhh.. rich boy eren thirst 😳

go on riz 🙄

make me not study /j

#i wantttttt #feed me rizzie #flower bouquet.💐#lucky stars #riz<3

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servetolive · 3 years

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for “I wish you would write a fic where...” :

something involving your renokura children ocs! their family dynamic sounds so fun to explore 🥺 but in case that leans too heavily towards the fluff side… maybe something with cloud as a turk! like he’s a new recruit and passes everything with ease in record time and reno’s totally not jealous…. or however you would see it working out! 💕

:O You wanna read something with my cleno babies?? Omg! I'm so flattered! There are so damn many of them, lol. Let me see what I can whip up real quick!

"Six weeks," Cloud whispers as he inches away from Reno's crotch. "Six?" Reno picks himself up on an arm and looks down at his wife in disbelief. "Are you--" The baby turns in her bed. Reno goes still, instinctively clutching Cloud close to him, like he's playing dead in front of a predator. He doesn't move an inch, or breathe. She sighs. Then silence. "Are you sure?" Reno has his mouth right up against Cloud's ear. His fingers trace the thin, smooth line of a new stretchmark on his thigh, following it over to his front. "Doc didn't like, say six and mean--" "He said six," Cloud repeats, adjusting his arm under his pillow. He shifts again to put distance between them. "And I mean six." Reno groans and flops over on his back with his arm over his head. Cloud turns over to face him, if for no other reason than to keep his voice from carrying. His husband's wedding band shines from the light filtered through the blinds. "You'll live," he says, sliding his head up onto Reno's bicep, closing his eyes again. "No I won't, I'll fuckin' die," Reno whines. "From backed up nu--"

The baby makes a shuddering series of "eh" noises. Cloud sighs, then pulls the covers off of his naked body just as the shuddering turns into a full on cry. "Good job." "I'll get her," Reno says quickly. He pulls on his pair of boxers, discarded from his unsuccessful attempt with Cloud, and half-runs over to the crib, shushing all the way.

"Ay, ay, ay, mama," he coos at her once he gets to the crib. She's kicked herself completely out of her swaddling blanket, and her feet and fists are curled. Her tongue quivers inside her mouth as she prepares to scream. "What'sa matter with you, huh?" He lifts her in the air to smell her diaper. "You pissed? No?"

Cloud turns on the lamp next to him, and watches Reno place their daughter on his shoulder and rub her back, talking to her as if she were one of their good friends. His hair is short now; the back ends just barely creeping between his shoulder blades, and he's stopped coloring it.

He still has a hard time recognizing him sometimes; that he's the same Reno that wore a black suit and smirked at his targets before dispatching them.

The baby lifts her fist to her mouth and sucks on it. "Give her to me," Cloud says, sitting all the way up in bed. "She's hungry." Reno turns around just as the sheets slip off of Cloud's swollen breasts. His hair is also crawling down the nape of his neck, his eyes are puffy, and the red tinge in his cheeks brings out the blue hue in his eyes. Reno stares dumbly for a minute.

"Give her to me!" Cloud snaps.

Reno shakes his head free of his lewd admiration of Cloud's new body--something he helped create--and moves forward to place Charisma into his arms.

After taking one of Cloud's breasts in his hand and assisting with latching on, Reno slides back into bed and props himself up to watch his daughter nurse. Charisma's blue eyes follow him while she feeds.

"Damn, you gonna look just like your mama," Reno says, toying with one of her feet. "Gonna be crazy like him, too."

"Or annoying," Cloud says with a yawn, "like you. Turn off the light."

Reno doesn't do much lately besides obey. It's a transition that happened so naturally and seamlessly that everyone seemed to notice but himself. He does what his wife asks and eases down into the pillows in the darkness, holding his daughter's tiny foot between his index and middle fingers.

Cloud had spent his entire pregnancy hiding from the world, but for what, Reno doesn't know. He's even more irresistible now than he ever was.

Before, Reno's strange admiration of Cloud in motherhood had made him uncomfortable. Once, when he had tried to cover himself, Reno's hand had stopped him, as did the unanswerable question of 'why.'

You're my wife, he said. That's my kid.

He resists the urge to shield himself in the intimate act and instead maneuvers the baby onto his right breast and slides down to his side, facing Reno. He makes sure the baby is comfortably nursing on her side before rubbing a toe against Reno's shin, inviting him closer. Reno slides in and places an arm around both the baby and Cloud.

"I'mma give you another one," he whispers against Cloud's forehead after some time. "A son. You hear me?"

Cloud thinks he hears something dark in Reno's words. "That sounds like a threat," he says.

"No, doll." Reno's mouth forms into a circle, pressing against Cloud's head in a soft, lingering kiss. "Ain't no threat."

Cloud looks up at him curiously and finds his green eyes in the dark, framed by the old tattoos, swirling with something animalistic. Possession. Greed. It pulls a slow, burning tingle out of the deadened nerves down inside of him that rises in his belly.

He likes that feeling, he realizes. Being kept. Secure. Protected.

Reno slides a hand across the back of Cloud's neck, through the long hair there. He presses his mouth into Cloud's, and begins the process of unfolding his tongue into it, beckoning Cloud to follow. "A fuckin' promise," he breathes, holding Cloud close, with their baby snug and comfortable between them. Cloud closes his eyes, and welcomes Reno into his mouth. -- Cloud is pregnant again, three months later. It would have been sooner, had his body been capable of hosting another child. Enduring nausea again, Cloud tries to remember when it might have happened. In the closet, maybe, when Reno had cornered him in there while the baby was napping, pressed him up against the clothes and rubbed his cock right up against his clit. "C'mon, baby," Reno half-panted into his ear. He was already dropping his pants, and working on Cloud's. "Just a quickie. While Baby Girl's asleep." He couldn't resist it. Openly, he rejects Reno's insistence on a boy, noting his adoration and spoiling of their daughter, but inside, the old-world dominance excites him.

"Really want that son, don't you?" Cloud lifted his leg into Reno's hand and reached up for the bar that the clothes hang from.

Reno's assumption about Charisma had been entirely wrong. She had inherited Cloud's feminine beauty and petite figure, but Reno's impish character and mischievousness.

When she doesn't want her father to leave, she hides the keys. When an inquiry is made, she smirks like him, but says nothing. Reno's face, screwed up with annoyance, unfolds into a matching smirk. And he gets down on one knee and pulls her into a tickling-hug, then carries her off into a game of seek-and-find in the house.

"Is it... here?" He points to the toilet.

"No, dada!"

"Here?" He points to a fake potted plant in the corner. She giggles.

"No!"

They do this until Reno works his way into the correct hiding place. Cloud is both in awe and jealous by how naturally Reno behaves with their children, but forgets it as soon as their son crawls up onto the couch with him, asking to be held, wanting shelter from the noise his sister and father make.

Cloud looks down at him, and feels like he's looking at a school photograph of Reno. He manages the barest hint of a smile, and King snuggles right up next to Cloud's round belly, sticks his thumb in his mouth, and watches Rizzy and Reno play.

A mama's boy. Just like he was.

#thank you so much for this prompt!!!#i had a bad night and really needed this #i feel so much better #tifaa #cleno babies au #cloud strife #reno of the turks #mpreg #intersex cloud #headcanon #breastfeeding #maybe i'll add more to this when i'm feeling like just practice writing <3

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thanatasia · 3 years

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I'd like to see your human! Gelfling interpretations 😊

@imagin8 I interpreted this as my Gelfling Ocs lol

These were all done on my train rides the past two days (hence why I personally think Cha’l and Kiel look slightly off) I also added Viara because she was my second Dark Crystal Oc and she deserved to be included. Originally this was going to be most of my young adult ocs but then Ofir, Rizzi, Sera and Ortun said, “hold up! What about....us?”

I need to get back into human proportions because some of their noses are slightly off. I also have a ship I am getting tempted to draw from an anime I’ve watched and my IG feed shows me all the cutest drawings of them.

Maybe I’ll do some of the canon characters as humans. I’m afraid my interpretations of them won’t be so unique or something that hasn’t been done.

Anywho~ these are just a portion of my Gelfling (and one Podling) ocs as humans! I hope you all enjoy this!

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chibsytelford · 4 years

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Farmer’s Market

*** GIF CREDIT TO OWNER ***

@everyhowlmarksthedead requested - Oh, hey, it's me again. Prepare yourself. Drabble challenge. My husband aka Riz, numbers: 54 and 64.

Prompts - “He thinks he’s a mind reader.” and “Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”

Authors Note - 2 fics in one night. I was in the mood for writing, what can I say. I hope you enjoy. And my first time writing for Riz.

Word Count = 778 - short but sweet.

Translations - Mi hermano = my brother, amigo = friend, gilipollas = idiots

Mayans Taglist - @everyhowlmarksthedead @rebel-without-cause-x @whyisgmora @talicat713 @fangirlingaesthetics @jadesamhart

The farmers market was coming to Santo Padre for the first time ever and the Mayans were so happy, especially your boyfriend Riz. He loved every animal, especially goats for some strange reason. When Bishop made the announcement that the Mayans were having the day off from their usual business to visit the farmers market, Riz came home as if he had just won the lottery. He had asked you to come along, but unfortunately you had to work that day or you would have happily tagged along.

You woke up at 8am and found Riz sitting up against the headboard reading a farm magazine.

“You’re up early” you snuggled up against him.

“I’m so excited Y/N, I’ve never been to a farmers market before!” he exclaimed.

Your big scary biker man was mean with a gun, but when it came to animals he would never hurt them. He turned to mush every time he saw a dog or a cat wandering in the street.

“I’ll make you some coffee whilst you get ready, you don’t want to be late” you told him and gave him a kiss on the cheek and headed to the kitchen to put the kettle on. Riz arrived thirty minutes later, freshly showered with his long black hair sticking to his face. He was beautiful. When you first laid eyes on him 3 years ago, you knew he was going to end up being yours, you made sure of it. You handed him his flask of coffee and put your hands around his neck.

“Have fun today Rizzy” you said fluffing his hair. You walked him to the door and walked with him over to his motorcycle which was parked in your drive. “Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats” you pleaded with him as you gave him a kiss and waved goodbye.

RIZ’S POV –

The farmers market was very busy and you all looked a bit out of place with your leather kuttes and big leather boots on.

“Don’t go fucking any sheep mi hermano” Coco said to Angel causing you all to laugh. Out of the corner of your eye you saw some goats and practically ran over to them.

“How much for one?” you asked the man standing beside the small wooden fence. The man told you they weren’t for sale but you didn’t back down. “My girlfriend loves goats, and it’s our anniversary next week so I really want to surprise her amigo”. The man told you he would sell you a goat for 100 dollars and you walked over to the group of Mayans with a delighted look on your face.

“What the fuck is that?” Bishop asked as he noticed the goat in your arms.

“A goat, for Y/N, she’s gonna love it” you grinned.

“He thinks he’s a mind reader” Gilly said. “He thinks that Y/N is going to love having a fucking goat in their house”. At this point all the Mayans were in fits of laughter, slapping each other’s backs.

You didn’t notice that EZ had taken a picture of you with the goat in your arms and sent it to your girlfriend.

“Yeah yeah, keep laughing gilipollas” you hissed at them.

Y/N’s POV –

You were finishing an email when you received a text from EZ. It was a picture of Riz holding a goat with a massive grin on his face. Blowing some air out of your mouth, you stood up from your desk and told your manager you were taking an early lunch and you would be back in a couple of hours. You jumped in your car and headed for the farmers market to have a word with your beloved boyfriend.

He was easy to spot. He was the only one in the whole market holding a motherfucking goat. You stomped up to him tapping his shoulder. He spun around and looked like he saw a ghost when he realized it was you.

“What the fuck is that?” you asked him with your hands on your hips. The rest of the Mayans were watching the scene unfold trying to hide their laughter.

“A goat, I know you said don’t buy a goat, but when I looked at his face I couldn’t resist”. Riz turned the goat around so you could get a better look at its face. “You can tell him he is going back then mi amor if you don’t want him” Riz told you.

You had to admit, the goat was cute. “Fine, he can stay with us, but you need to build a barn for it, and feed it, and clean it every single day, all by yourself Michael Ariza” you scolded him.

#michael ariza fanfic #riz ariza fanfic #mayans mc #riz ariza x reader

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maskyoursmile · 7 years

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i love Raphael and Izzy independently (great characters, badass, so much potential~) but I have to admit that their scenes literally make me sick to my stomach. Like you know you really hate something when you want to hurl at the mere mention, and when I saw Izzy asking Raphael to feed on her and everyone thought it was sexy, literally my heart soared... it was bad... so so bad. And I really hope they don’t make that a thing next season because I really don’t think I can watch it,

#no I'm not exaggerating #like to watch them feeding on addiction and call it love was so sick to me in the worst way possible #anti rizzy

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laufire · 6 years

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Name a ship that most represents your type of ship.

Isabelle and Raphael from Shadowhunters, hands down. (Beware: this turned into a long post that talks at once about all my current -and some not-so-current- otps).

-LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. “Why are you helping me?” “I don’t know.” – Shadowhunters

Half my dash must be tiring of hearing this, but I adore this trope. I love how it moves things along: the character is already in love -automatically, the relationship goes into Intense™ territory, you get swept into its groove, whether you like it or not (another reason why these ships, when they raise hate, the RAISE hate xD). Emori and John in The 100, Matt ~sensing Elektra across the room in Daredevil, Wes seeing Rebecca for the first time in HTGAWM, Derek and Jesse in TSCC (I want to start re-watching that show soon so I have that ship very present *sniffs*), Bruce and Selina in Gotham (and IIRC, every BatCat adaptation worth something has this in some form -it is a MUST).

With Rizzy, like with other ships (Caroline and Klaus in TVD, Bellamy and Raven in The 100), it might not be literally at first sight, but the result is the same: they might know of each other, but it is the first time that they really MEET, that something HUGE happens (Raphael feeding on Isabelle, Klaus offering Caroline his blood, Bellamy and Raven’s first time), when you can feel it. I love these cases too, because it offers the possibility of including a messy history/start/etc. (something that you can see at various points of this list lol), while simultaneously giving me the opportunity of experiencing the LAFS moment on present time, instead of in flashbacks (Elektra and Matt) or references (Harvey and Scottie in Suits).

-UNPLANNED, UNFORESEEN, UNWITTING. “But it doesn’t make any sense, it came out of nowhere!!” – the fandom lol

This is somewhat related to the LAFS point, and a criticism I’ve seen time and again about more than one of those ships, but in this case is multiplied by a hundred xD

And I wanted to make a separate point for this because, lbr -you rarely see this complaint (or at least not as generalized) when a PILOT ShowTP goes for LAFS. But that is something I love about these ships: it wasn’t in the original plan, there was no “build-up” that could have pointed at it, and it’s likely that the writing team behind it never had an inkling of the effects the ship could have on the writing. Some of my favourite cases are Bellamy and Raven, Caroline and Klaus, Bonnie and Kai, Emori and Murphy… these ships irremediably alter the foundations of their ‘verse, they re-shape the story. I love that something that came “out of nowhere” can have that effect. I love it.

This meta by @candyumbrella does a great job explaining this (far better than I could, and besides, this post is already getting longer than I expected ^^), and it even does it through Isabelle and Raphael. Her Ted and Tobin’s posts in general have been illuminating wrt how tv writers work, and in relation to this post, I’m more aware now of what makes me ship certain things, why something that on paper should be appealing to me falls flat, etc. I’d recommend them all, but beware because they will take hours of your life XD

-STAR-CROSSED LOVERS. “If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it.” – Hamilton

Was there anyone who did not FREAK THE FUCK OUT with the “at the brink of war” line? Because I don’t believe them.

Look, it’s obvious. It’s cliché. I don’t care. I live for this trope. Allison and Scott from Teen Wolf was one my favourite instances of this trope (my bbys ;_;); it was one of the things that interested me of Allison/Derek too, as a crack ship; it was the whole premise of Still Star-Crossed and I’m not even gonna pretend I didn’t shamelessly enjoy every second. It was what instantly made Rosita/Waverly my OTP in Wynonna Earp, aka the most impossible out of all my rareships xD. Priya/Sierra and Tony/Victor in Dollhouse (I never know wtf to call the people on this show istg) had this element too, even if it was in a “us vs the world” sense, more than “we’re on different sides of a conflict way bigger than us and everything is stacked against us fuck” lol. Cassian and Jyn could go there too.

And obviously, Isabelle and Raphael as a ship have this written on its DNA, given how the ‘verse positions Shadowhunters and Downworlders. Outside the 219 scene (*_*), I think 213’s meeting in the alley managed to showcase it really well.

-EX-SOMETHING, EX-MAYBE, EX-ALMOST. “Well never be done with each other.” – Shadowhunters

I loooooove exes. Actual exes, proto exes, centuries-old exes. Something I love even more is “bitter exes that still have a special connection no one else gets or beats” (Camille and Magnus, Carlos and Kisa on FDTD, Elektra and Matt, Harvey and Scottie -and on the bitterest, most fucked up side, with ships like Katherine and Stefan on TVD or Derek and Kate on Teen Wolf. I even consider Rosita and Waverly could belong here, idc if it was one simple kiss okay xD). Obviously Isabelle and Raphael aren’t bitter, but they might get there, if I’m lucky! A girl can dream! (weird thing to say about an otp? I don’t care xD)

And one thing that is significant of these types of ships, and obviously of Raphabelle, is that, whether they’re together or not (hell, Izzy and Raphael have never really “dated”), narratively speaking, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t make any difference. They’re still connected, one simple scene where they merely look at each other across a crowded room can resurrect the ship after years not even speaking to each other. Hell, with Caroline and Klaus it only took one phone call xD

-CAN’T QUIT EACH OTHER. “I’m just asking for a little taste.” – Shadowhunters

I guess this relates somewhat to the previous point, but I wanted to reference the addiction plot because for me it isn’t a bug, it’s a feature xD I’ve seen people say things like “I know they started out as problematic™ with the addiction, but now that they’re over that, they could be a gr10 ship!!”, and fuck that¸ tbh xD They’re a great ship because of the addiction storyline. It adds this messed up layer of wonder, of doubt, over the ship that I love. And obviously, there’s the appeal of “we’re bad for each other but we can’t stay apart!!” angst. My lizard brain likey. And it’s definitely a huge part of the appeal of Matt and Elektra, BatCat in general…

-SHARING SECRETS. “Nobody knows. Except for you.” – Shadowhunters

Things like Isabelle admitting she doesn’t feel strong, Raphael revealing the story about her sister, Bellamy telling Raven about how he felt about his mother’s death, Harvey confessing about Mike’s fraud to Scottie even if he knows it won’t make any difference, or only being capable of admitting to her voluntarily that he’s seeing a therapist… That kind of thing gives me so much joy :D

And lbr, the “except for YOU” part? HUGE draw, yup.

-CHARGED INTIMACY. “#they might as well have been alone #were there other people in the scene? who cares. they were all irrelevant. – @magalimoons lol

Any shipper would know what I’m talking about. That moment where Isabelle leaves mid-conversation with Alec and Meliorn in 214 to go to Raphael, or when they talk at the end of 210, or when they talk in 219. Bellamy and Raven in 413, when he’s telling her how much they need her and everyone and everything else disappears of the room (that’s the scene referenced above lol), or when A.L.I.E. posses Raven, and despite everyone else being one room away without even a door separating them, this feeling of intimacy falls over the scene. Caroline and Klaus looking at each other when he appears during the graduation event in 423, Root and Shaw in PoI. Literally everything about Rizzy in 209.

*Swoons*

–BLOODSHARING. “they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It’s like a whole big sucking thing.” – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

This has been one of my favourite tropes for-fucking-ever, guys. I think my first experience with it was Blade? Or Angel and Buffy? I’d say Blade. In any case: it changed my fucking life. The fact that Rizzy includes it is the cherry on top of this beautiful ship-cake.

On another note: blood transfusions totally count xD Furiosa and Max come to mind, for example.

There are other things that add to the ship for me: Raphael’s aceness (I project a lot onto him even without it so), the weird catholic/heretic themes xD, how beautiful they look together (I once was accused of “only” liking them because they looked hot together, which. LOL at the only, given this post and every other I’ve written about them, but also. OFC I like that they look hot together. That’s not only a good thing, it’s an IMPORTANT thing, among other reasons, because if the writers like your ship, they will look hot together xD).

And it’s not that if it doesn’t have any of those I won’t like a ship XD; in fact, some of my biggest OTPs lack some or even most of these traits (Gabrielle and Xena, Brigan and Fire in the Seven Kingdoms Trilogy, Clark and Lois in some versions), or that there aren’t other romantic tropes I love that don’t fit Rizzy (the Unholy Matrimony trope is one of my favourites, for example), but well. I know what I’m about xD

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Last year we named RSS client Reeder 4 the Best App Update as part of the MacStories Selects awards for a good reason. Reeder has been one of the best-designed RSS apps available for a very long time. With the release of version 4, developer Silvio Rizzi rebuilt the app on a modern foundation from the ground up. Roughly one year later, version 5 is out as a brand new app that takes what Rizzi began last year and extends it further with a host of excellent new features and design refinements.

One of my favorite features debuted in version 4 of Reeder is its Read Later service. Read-it-later services are nothing new. However, having one built into an RSS client was an unexpected pleasure. Stories can be sent to Reeder’s Read Later service from the RSS feeds you subscribe to or from other apps by using Reeder’s share extension. The combination of items pulled from RSS and pushed from the web using the share extension is a powerful mix, making it possible for Reeder to become the main hub for your web reading.

Reeder’s Read Later service uses tagging to organize saved articles.

The biggest drawback of Reeder’s Read Later service in version 4 was the limited organization options. Items were organized by website only. With version 5, Rizzi added the ability to tag Read Later items too. By assigning multiple tags to a single item, users can organize links by topic, project, or other criteria. It’s a significant improvement that makes the app competitive with dedicated bookmark organizers like GoodLinks.

Links saved in Read Later continue to be accessible using Shortcuts. However, version 5 adds a new ‘Get Read Later Tags’ action for retrieving a list of the tags you use. The ‘Get Items from Read Later’ action has added a tag filter, too, so you can retrieve just those items associated with a particular tag. Coupled with browsing tags with Reeder, the new shortcut actions open up a wide variety of options for organizing and processing saved links.

Examples of Reeder widgets using different sources.

The iPhone and iPad versions of Reeder have added widget support too. The app’s Recent Articles widget comes in small, medium, and large sizes and can be configured to display articles from any source set up in the app, including the app’s built-in Read Later service and any RSS service. Folders and feeds associated with an RSS service and the tag associated with the Read Later service can serve as widget sources too. In a nice touch, there’s a search field in the widget configuration view to make it easier to find the source you want. Reeder’s widgets can also be displayed using four fonts: System, Rounded, Serif, and Compact.

The larger the widget you pick, the more articles it can display, but even with the large widget, you are limited to at most five articles, which is why the ability to pick a source is so important. That way, you can pick a site, folder, or tag you care about most to use with a widget or create a stack of the sources most important to you. One small thing I’d like to see added to the widgets is the ability to use the domain associated with articles stored in Read Later as a filter too.

Browsing RSS feeds synced via iCloud.

Earlier versions of Reeder allowed users to sync feeds across multiple devices using a third-party sync service like Inoreader, Feedly, Feedbin, and several others. That’s still the case with version 5, and the variety of services available is one of the app’s greatest strengths, but now, you also have the option to sync feeds among devices with iCloud sync. The new option has the advantage of being free, but you lose the ability to keep different RSS apps in sync across multiple devices and any additional features some third-party services offer. However, if you use Reeder everywhere and don’t care about the extra features available with third-party services, Reeder’s iCloud sync is a fantastic option.

When you set up iCloud to sync your feeds, you have the option of syncing iCloud data only. This is an interesting option. If, for example, you have a Mac running at home and syncing your feeds in Reeder automatically over your local network, you could set your iOS devices to only sync iCloud data. That should make syncing faster and use less data because your iPhone won’t be downloading every feed, just the changes. As the app’s settings warn, though, if you turn this setting on for all your devices, none will be able to download new articles.

Reeder 5’s three-column layout makes browsing feeds an uncluttered pleasure.

Reeder adds some terrific design changes too. On the iPad, Reeder supports a three-column layout with collapsible sidebar sections. Before, no more than two columns were visible in Reeder when a story was selected. I greatly prefer this new layout. Articles can be browsed from the sidebar by all items, your archive, folders, or feeds. Instead of folders, the sidebar of Reeder’s Read Later service has an option to browse by tags. As someone with a lot of feeds, being able to collapse everything in the sidebar except what I care about is a much better, less cluttered browsing experience than before.

Another nice addition is the option to turn on marking items as read simply by scrolling past them. I scan lots of headlines of articles I don’t read, and with this feature, I no longer need to remember to mark everything above as read before moving on to a different app. It’s a small touch, but one that works extremely well with the way I browse my feeds.

Context menus aren’t new in Reeder, but they offer many more options in Reeder 5. Long-pressing a feed gives users the option to ensure its stories only load the Automatic Reader Version, which is handy for sites that only offer a truncated feed. You can also now unsubscribe from a feed from its context menu and edit it, as was the case in version 4.

There are more context menu options for individual stories too. In addition to marking a story as read or unread, toggling its starred status, or sharing it, you can also mark all items above or below it as read or send it to Reeder’s Read Later service.

Other design tweaks on iOS and iPadOS worth mentioning are the addition of the New York and Helvetica Neue fonts, which are available for the article view. New York is the Apple font that used to be exclusive to the company’s Books app, and a particularly nice option if you like serif fonts. There are also new icon options, including the new cloud version that I like a lot. I also appreciate that the icon picker is a context menu that lets me see more options than before. As for the Mac, Reeder 5 gains the same ability to sync feeds over iCloud, Read Later tagging, collapsible sidebar sections, mark as read as you scroll, and per-feed reader view option. Big Sur isn’t out yet, but hopefully when it is, Reeder 5 for Mac will offer widgets there too.

Reeder 5 on the Mac.

I like Reeder’s new iCloud sync feature a lot. It’s not for me because I use too many of Inoreader’s advanced server-side features, but it’s a terrific addition if you don’t need those things. I also appreciate the improvements to the app’s layout on the iPad and the addition of tagging in the Read Later service.

The latest update isn’t as big a leap forward as last year’s introduction of Reeder 4, but it didn’t need to be. Reeder continues to provide one of the very best reading experiences available in any RSS client I’ve tried. Combined with a modern iPad layout, extensive keyboard shortcut support, a long list of ways to sync feeds, and a Read Later service that sets it apart from its competitors, you can’t go wrong with Reeder 5.

Reeder 5 is available as two separate apps. The Mac app is available on the Mac App Store for $9.99 and the iPhone and iPad version is available on the App Store for $4.99.

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