Is it just me or does Sharky ALWAYS show up blasting Peggie music and complaining about it when he’s your gun for hire? Like he shows up playing the choir version of “Let The Water Wash Away Your Sins” and he’s all “nope, nope, turn that shit off.”
Like sir, you showed up playing that music, you’re not fooling anyone
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Oh, the Bliss will set you free
Oh, the Bliss is gonna make you see
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John Seed: “You must listen to me, Dep-Yoo-teh—Stop screaming!”
The Deputy, screaming at the top of their lungs cause John Seed opened the curtain to their shower.
John Seed: “Stop screaming. I need to read out my manuscript on why you should say Yes to me—.”
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You may or may not have noticed a book called Your Meat Is Neat! on shelves in Hope County. I found a set of books today that my camera could clip through a little and made a discovery.
I regret not really I love this shit to inform you that it's a "practical guide to cook and to eat human".
It's a cannibal cookbook.
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