#fat no thank u

[spooksier]

miguel o'hara is such a good antagonist because like. he isn't cool or suave. he isn't sexy (on purpose). he isn't calculating. he constantly gets dunked on by teenagers. he hates every person he PERSONALLY INVITED to work with him. he's literally just mad as hell and thinks killing a 15 year old will fix him.

#text! #atsv #atsv spoilers #kinda #like yes his ass is fat but please get that man a tylenol or something before his heart explodes #and i DID keep thinking about marc the entire movie thank u very much

[bishicat]

I thought Mari deserved her own portrait :-)

#I'm 99% sure I got the lighting on her armor wrong but it's FINE #she's probably watching her companions bicker as the salty wind whips through her hair and thinks “ah my idiots” #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #da fanart #mari hawke #f!hawke #fhawke #hawke #digital art #my art #she started out with a big fat crush on varric but ended up with the grumpy meow meow baby fenris hehe #thank you pinterest for the lighting ref <3333333 couldnt do it w/out u babygirl #can you tell im sleep deprived #bishiart

[venusandsaturnsrings]

oh venus i love your puppy/foxtaru so much :(( i'm really addicted to it and i need more

think about how pathetic he is when he wants to breed you with his puppies but you refuse him just because you love to tease him and see him so needy and begging <3 he so wants you to have his puppies, he cries and clings to you, wanting to fill you with his cum to the full :(( but you're so cruel to him, you lock him in a kennel and don't let him out until he calms down.

he cries and whines, scrapes the kennel with his claws, he feels so bad. he wants to put his cock in your cunt as soon as possible, and watch with love how it's filled with his puppies. <3 he's so cute

and when you finally let him put his fat cock in your pussy, ah he's in heaven. his soft ears press against his ginger head when he fucks you, ruining your wet cunt. he looks at his cum with such pride when it flows out of your cunt and tells you that he will be the best father for your puppies. and you'll be the best mother <3

i never wanted kids but when i think about it with childe i'm such a fucking whore for him with this damn breeding kink :(((

love you and your writing sm <3

WEHH PUPPYTARU!! :( i am down astronomically bad for him!! he’s so so cute and just wants to put some pups in you!! silly pup just wants to breed!!

puppytaru that just can’t help himself. he tries so hard to be so very good all the time but… when his cock gets hard and leaky he just has to fuck something!! rubs himself on chairs, you, and even the floor if he has to, anything to make his cock stop being so painfully hard. puppy needs to get off and, even more so, needs to breed!! his balls are so tight and full for you so why not let him slip his fat cock in? he’ll even beg if you ask!! but whiny pups don’t get what they want. whiny pups have to go in the kennel until they calm down enough to ask nicely. puppytaru hates it when you usher him in because he knows he’s been bad and he really doesn’t mean to misbehave!! but his cock just needs you so please don’t make him wait too long…

he’s drooling and rutting against the pillows of his kennel when you finally come back to check on him. clothes abandoned elsewhere, his naked cock is leaking all over as he pants with eyes focused on where your cunt rests beneath only the panties you’re wearing. when you get close to let him out his face is already smushed to the grate in hopes of shoving his nose into your pussy. he’s so cute when he gets needy!! give him the go ahead to breed you and he’ll be on you in seconds, tearing off what remains of your clothes in favour of fucking you so earnestly. with fluffy hair and ears pressed into your neck, he’s thanking you through his low grunts as he bends you to the perfect position to take his spend. puppytaru may seem all sweet and sugarcoated but he’s still the same protective dog you deal with everyday so don’t expect him to be gentle!! he’ll bite and scratch until his knot pops inside of you, thick seed filling up your womb. his loads are no joke, he has a lot, so when it leaks out from where his knot rests against your cunt he’s leaning back to grin dumbly and scoop it up with his fingers. anything that spills out if going in your mouth!! he can’t stand to see it wasted :((

when his knot goes down he’ll be nuzzling your tummy and brainstorming names for the litter of pups you’ll be having!!

EHEHEH THANK U FOR LIKING PUPTARU!! he’s so soggy wet and knows nothing but protect mate and breed :3 like all tarus, he’s slinging MEAT and wants to keep you stuffed full!! puppytaru has not only my heart but clearly many other hearts as well. he’s just the cutest!! love u anon thank u for this!! ^u^ <3

#cw: breeding #puppytaru #PUPTARU OUR BELOVED!! #he’s got breeder balls!! thick cum!! #he’s so cute i love him and his fat cock #thank u anon i luv u #cat anon my beloved <3 #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin smut #genshin x reader #fem reader #afab reader #chit chats

[chubbychiquita]

Google this…it is proof that in ancient Malta you would be a divinity. Sharon-The-female-figure-in-Neolithic-Malta

she's enormous & sleepy just like me.....

link to article for ppl interested

#thank u for this!!!! #i know there's debate over statues like this and whether they represent fatness or pregnancy/fertility #but i want to believe that an article that uses the word 'corpulence' so much would not mislead me #ask

[kunikss]

HIS HAIR IS SO FUGLY IM TEARING UP

#alex turner #arctic monkeys #BRO💀💀💀 #HELP MEEEE #thank u pinterest for showing me this picture #my friend bullied him bc of it (and me for having a big fat crush on him) #this post is slash lighthearted im not tryna be mean im in love w alex #am era #(i tjink)

[daisyswift3]

UMM so cruel summer and a lot of other songs are making a lotttt more sense now that I’ve realized the “devil” that Taylor keeps referring to is actually the music industry as a whole thanks to @keepingsecretstokeepyoutk (see this post). “He looks up grinning like a devil” // “I would’ve stayed on my knees and I damn sure never would’ve danced w the devil AT 19” // “Dear reader if you aim at the devil make sure you don’t miss.” Do you remember the Top Global Artist vid that spotify released that had cruel summer as the background song and had a bunch of cruel summer references? Yeah go back and watch that again w this context in mind 😃 Taylor (the angel) has had enough of the games and is gonna end them once and for all which is very Katniss Everdeen of her—hello the archer 🏹 if any of you have read or watched the hunger games you know how the story ends

And you'll also remember that Katniss escapes the games twice by cheating--the first time w poison berries and the second time by destroying the arena itself (which was a clock) WITH itself using a lightning strike current at midnight that shot thru her arrow -> "And there was one prize I'd cheat to win." Not to mention Katniss was the mockingjay, a symbol of rebellion and resistance. And the fire symbolism in this trilogy was meant to represent how that rebellion can spread from a spark of hope. Snow lands on top but fire melts snow. Taylor is a huge hunger games fan so I wouldn't be surprised at all if these parallels were intentional. Also I'm not the first one to notice the hunger games connections, I saw some other gaylors point this out so I can't take full credit for that

“You play stupid games you win stupid prizes” // “Devils roll the dice” // "Baby let the games begin" // The scrabble instagram post // The mastermind chess board // "You see all the wisest women had to do it this way, cause we were born to be the pawn in every lover's game" // "No more keeping score now I just keep you warm. No more tug of war now I just know there's more"

I think it's possible Taylor knew that her masters were gonna be sold hence all the game imagery and songs abt heartbreak on lover

She's literally gonna take down the industry as a whole and expose everything. This is the reason for all the cryptic messages and meticulous planning. AND THIS IS WHAT THE ALBATROSS IS ABT TOO. “She’s the albatross she is here to destroy you.” They tried to keep her locked away in cages and towers and closets and tried taming her and pulling out her teeth but it didn’t work

“Devils that you know raise worse hell than a stranger” SHE’S the devil now and she’s abt to make their lives a living hell

“She’s the death you chose” i.e. the music industry chose to kill Taylor (which is why TTPD is a post-mortem album) so now she’s coming back to haunt them hence the ghostly Victorian attire. “We gather here we line up weeping in a sunlit room and if I’m on fire you’ll be made of ashes too.” THIS is the karma she’s talking abt that will happen at midnight!!

“You’ll see me in hindsight tangled up w you all night burning it down”

I am the APPARITION. I am the LINE OF POETRY. THAT’S TAYLOR. SHE’S THE GHOST WRITING POST-MORTEM POETRY

Literally feel like I am abt to explode from all the earth-shattering revelations I’ve just had

#pumpkin anon i can’t thank u enough for these messages #also sb^2 u can suck a fat one #gaylor #gaylor swift #ttpd #closeting #bearding #pumpkin #the albatross #karma mv #orange karma theory #devils #cruel summer #top global artist #spotify #angels #games #mastermind #meet me at midnight #hunger games #the archer #katniss everdeen #parallels #maathp #the industry

[vellichorom]

it is a mystery,

FEATURING !!!! @tommy-terror‘s Stanley & Narrator, && @lemoneychicken​‘s, @jesperjohansen’s & @staticlake‘s Narrators too!

#uwu art #The Stanley Parable #TSP Narrator #The Narrator #TSP Stanley #Stanley #The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe #anonymous #TOMMY'S NAR IS THE ONE W/ THE CURLED HAIR - LEM'S IS THE SPEECH BUBBLE - PASTA'S IS ( u know ) '' FAT BASTARD '' & DIA'S IS THE SCARFED ONE #i love my friends they're so talented & have tasty narrator designs #THEY ( ESPECIALLY TOMMY & PASTA ) REALLY INSPIRED MINE #ALSO HEYYYY THANK YOU I'VE NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO POST THESE #& there's still MORE #i've been on a parable kick & nobody here knows it #ALSO ALSO TOMMY COLORED THE MIDDLE TWO BENEATH ALL THE NARRATORS #she also inspired my narrator's own colors i love her dearly

[softartemisart]

hi! I really liked you text posts, they do tickle my brain ( in the positive way, haha ) you have a great way with words and Im really happy to stumbled upon your blog in the first place (￣▽￣*)ゞ but might if I ask, do you have any other cursed\magical objects thoughts\ideas? thanks in advance if you decide to answer to that ask!

ah, thank you!!! the love on some of my posts was unexpected and really lovely <3

in terms of magical objects, bedsheets has occurred to me.

over the course of one night, your pyjamas start to pull a bit over your hips and middle, and you wake up confused and hungry. you can pinch the bit extra chub at your sides, and wonder if this is new, or if you just didn't notice it until now.

sleeping with them every night, it becomes unmistakeable. by the time you wash them for the first time, you've had to buy new clothes. your belly is visible as a bump under the duvet when you lie on your back. after several months, that new, bigger wardrobe is straining around your fat form again. the mattress creaks, and your body is inching out, nearly wider than your narrow bedframe. it's harder to drag yourself up every morning, heaving up more and more weight every day. perhaps it should be more alarming to you than it is, but you can't deny that your new shape is quite appealing to you. a little exciting.

(and of course, it applies to anyone else who uses them, too. your one-night-stand stands up, huffing a bit, trying to hoick up their a-bit-too-skinny jeans around their plump thighs, swearing these fit better yesterday. you get a great view of their jiggling ass from behind.)

#art writes #ask #HOPE THIS IS. OKAY LMAO its been an idea sitting in my drafts for a minute #thank u again for the compliment also SOBS /positive #wg kink #wg text #feedism fic #weight gain kink #wg writing #rapid weight gain #rapid wg #magical weight gain #weight gain writing #magic wg #fat kink

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

Working on my third chocolate cake of the week! ☺️😇 if you ask nicely I’m sure I can finish the whole thing for you

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THIRD ONE!!! that’s like half a cake a day :3

I would be so honored if you finished it all for my last day at this stink job. it’s not even a question of if you *can* (bc I know you can) but just if you wanna do it for me ;)

regardless, thank you for the submission; always rly fun and hot to see you on my dash or wherever 😮‍💨

#big fat congrats for you!!!! #<- submitter tags #THANK U ALSO!! #IM SO READY TO GET OUT OF HERE

[esotericsurgery]

half body sketch comm for @ophanimon !! cutest guy ever

my commission prices are here!

kink blogs DNI

#thank u again i love this guy <3 #qyuryyus arts #comm #fat oc

[songsintheattic]

duck is BY FAR the best poultry

#thank u fat and delicious birds

[ladytauria]

any jason headcanons you enjoy?

oh this is a fun question, thank you <3

some of these are going to be more widely accepted fanon, i think, but! ^^;

smallest robin turned largest robin. (i actually think for size it goes jason > dick > tim > damian > steph. i also like the idea that as red hood he's taller than bruce, but bruce is broader/heavier.)

ik canonically he didn't join the school's theater/drama club bc of robin commitments, but in my head he was still part of a group <3 maybe they had a city one during the summer? idk

i also think he was starting to get involved with the martha wayne foundation before he died.

alfred & he are close. ik canonically alfred tends to be a lot more victim blame-y with jason (as all of them are) but i think that entire retcon was stupid so <3

he can cook and cook well!

related: he also stress bakes. and cooks, too. also a stress cleaner. actually, just in general, i think he responds to stress with action. anything that feels "useful" or "helpful"--so feeding people, maintaining weapons/armor, cleaning up a space, etc.

very neat, and meticulous about his space. like, he might have a few things lying around that are "in use" but for the most part everything has a spot.

phobia of needles! it was worse when he was robin, but as an adult he's worked on it & learned how to manage it. however, in times of high stress it shows back up. and he's not good with any kind of unexpected need for shots.

i saw something somewhere about jason having multiple copies of books--not necessarily editions (though def that too) but like... one to put on display & one he can annotate/dog-ear/mark up/etc as h pleases. which i like a lot!

also inspired by something else--this time a piece of art, i think for something set in the batman beyond universe--but. i think he develops hearing problems, and maybe even already has? (actually; on that subject, i think he probably has tinnitus now, and maybe develops hearing loss as he gets older.) [updating with a link to the art]

good with kids. that one might just be canon xD

does a lot of volunteer work when he's not vigilante-ing. he does work with various places, but i think one of his favorites is like, storytime with kids at a library, or something.

i go back & forth between "jason is warmer" and "jason is colder" post-resurrection, and i think i like to stick with somewhere in the middle---he gives off a lot of heat, but has a harder time retaining. so even tho he feels warm to everyone else, he's still cold.

not really a headcanon, but. white streak + autopsy scar is peak jason design~

& i'll stop there bc this is getting p long!

#not on the list above but: i also like hc's about jason with body dysmorphia #anyway #that got a lot longer than i expected! i thought i'd just have a couple but i ended up with. more than that xD #thank u for asking cordy this was rly fun <3 #dcu #jason todd #jaybird #asks and answers #felinemotif #OH i'm also a big fan of jason with a little more fat over his muscles #but i think that's probs obvious from my fics lmao #batfam