#fandral imagine

[welikeimagines-andfandoms]

Kinktober Day 14: Orgasm Denial- Fandral

Summary: Fandral has to punish you at an Asgardian party

Word count: 967 words

Neither you or Fandral were official and honestly you didn’t really want to be. You liked that you were each others main sexual partners and that you got along as friends, but neither of you wanted to stop sleeping and flirting with other people.

Both of you were happy with this arrangement and there was only one ‘rule’, one line that would never be crossed, and that was the princes. You and Fandral enjoyed the company of both men and women so both princes were on the table if the opportunity was handed. If one of you did go after one of the princes however, things could get messy quickly, so you both agreed to stay away.

The party, as with all Asgardian parties, was in a whirlwind of drink, food, laughter, dancing and a little flirting. Fandral currently had women hanging off of him and honestly you found it hot to watch; he in turn enjoyed the way you touched and flirted with every man and woman who had offered you a drink or a dance that night.

Quite a few people in Asgard knew of you and Fandrals arrangement, it wasn’t common knowledge but servants and some maids could guess what was happening. The one person who definitely knew, made it his business to know, was Loki. He especially knew about your ‘no prince’ rule, and he wouldn’t be the god of mischief if he didn’t want to break that rule for you, just a little bit.

“Hello, lady y/n.” Came Lokis smooth voice beside to. Turning to see your friend you smile brightly at him.

“Hello, Loki.” You replied warmly.

“So are you having a good time, my lady?” He asked smoothly as his hand elegantly reaches around your waist, subtly positioning you so the scene would be directly in front of Fandral.

A little buzzed from the wine and good cheer, what he was doing didn’t occur to you straight away. Feel comfortable in the arms of a friend, you gently rested your hand, that was not holding your wine goblet, on Lokis bicep.

“I’m having a lovely time. Parties in Asgard never fail to be a wonderful time.” You replied, smiling up at the trickster.

Fandral seethed as he saw the scene in front of him play out. You both had one rule and you were blatantly breaking it. You were the one thing the princes could not have and he would not share you with them.

Stepping away from his crowd of women he stormed up to both you, taking you by the forearm and all but dragging you out of the celebration, leaving confused guests and a chuckling Loki.

He drags you out of the large doors until you both come to a quiet and secluded corridor. Pushing you against one of the pillars, hidden from view of any passer by, he holds you there with a bruising kiss.

Quickly hiking your leg up so he can move you up the pillar and grind into you, causing you to groan into the messy heated kiss.

“What’s gotten into you, Fandral.” You ask him, both amused and bewildered, as you look into his wild eyes.

“We had one rule, darling. No. Princes.” He told you harshly, as he roughly grabbed onto your ass.

“What? Loki? I wasn’t even flirting with him, I was barely touching him.” You try to defend yourself, now finding it hard to look him in the eyes as they begin to fill with fire.

Not giving you a reply, he simply smirks as he lifts your thigh even higher to sit on his bicep and begins to play with you under your dress. With this new position you’re forced to hold onto his should, clinging to him as he pushes against you.

“No undergarments and you’re already so wet. Are you sure you weren’t thinking of our dear friend Loki?” He asks smoothly as he spreads your wetness around, slowly and tantalisingly.

Looking straight into your eyes he lightly pushes against your clit as his forehead comes to rest of yours. This new added pressure, even though it’s so gentle, causes your eyes to flutter shut and a gasp to leave your parted lips.

“Come on, darling, I’m waiting for an answer.” He teases, both his words and his movements now becoming slower.

“No, darling. I wasn’t thinking of Loki. My-my thoughts were of yoouu all night.” You manage to get out between gasps and moans, trying hard to focus on your words.

“Good.” Was all he simply said with a wicked smirk as two of his strong fingers plunged into you.

Screaming out at this new intrusion and pleasure, Fandral quickly throws his other hand over your mouth. Holding his palm roughly against your mouth, his pace speeds up, with each thrust and curl of his fingers driving you wild.

His thumb now joins his fingers to rub gently on your clit, causing your head to fly back and loud moans begging to escape against his strong hand.

“You going to cum for me, darling?” He whispers in your ear, lightly biting the lobe.

“Y-yeesss!” You moan out breathlessly as he takes his hand away.

Just as the pressure in your lower belly was about to snap he takes it all away. Fingers quickly leaving you and shoved into your mouth, making your taste your own juices from his fingers.

Turning you around he hikes up your dress again, giving one of your cheeks a harsh slap.

“Now you go back into that party and have a lovely time. I don’t want to see either of those princes touching what’s mine again.” He growls in your ear, both hands now squeezing tight on your hips as he roughly shoves you towards the grand doors again.

#fandral #fandral imagine #fandral x reader #marvel #marvel imagine #MCU #MCU imagine

[mostfandomimagines]

IMAGINE: Being Selvig's daughter and being in complete awe at meeting Hogun, Fandral and Volstagg

#marvel cinematic universe #not my gif #marvel #mcu imagines #hogun imagines #fandral imagines #volstagg imagines

[worstloki]

Thor, rambling while Loki reads: --and yes, we are brothers, but I would kiss you if you asked!

Loki, suddenly much less interested in his book: What?

Thor: What?

Amora: *'sneakily' watching with her head peeking over the librarian's desk* HE SAID HE WOULD KISS YOU IF YOU ASKED.

#been finding the option of competitive fair play and sportsmanship supportiveness so much better as an option for everyone #like sure Amora is dying to bang Thor and Sif is trying to be a good friend while also vying/hoping for his interest #and sure Loki is somehow winning the contest with little idea he's taking part #but that doesn't mean they all have to fight!!!! #Amora being like 'well if i can't have him then im voting for Loki' while Sif and Loki joke about Thor's 'obvious' crush on one of them #Loki: *pointedly @ Sif* and to NO ONES surprise Thor has made off for the night with a stunning fair maiden with dark hair and blue eyes #Sif: it's OBVIOUS he's like this for *you* #Loki: nah ur just mad that im right about this. and the fact that he'd rather never confess than begrudge your warrior bond or whatever #Sif: he likes guys too -there's no way to explain that away with me! YOU'RE a shapeshifter making it doable to his...salacious imaginings : #Loki: what if he has a type. maybe he likes us both? that would explain the time he-- #Amora: if i wanted i could make clones too yknow -_- #Sif Loki Amora with sometimes Lorelei showing up and lowkey thinking it's a fun time to cheer the others on in gaining Thor's attentions #Fandral too one day he's red faced and all 'shame on my family line' but he's taken a seat at their table reluctantly and gone #''his arms. right?'' #and there are just nods of solidarity around the table #idk #something of a wholesome Thor fanclub which Loki is attending because Sif is CONVINCED his type isn't her but is Loki #and Amora who thinks it would be wicked hilarious for the bros to get it on #Fandral: wait I thought Loki was just sitting here to stop people bothering your table. and because he's a loner #Loki: Fandral FINALLY. Fandral look me in the eyes. tell them Thor isn't in love with me #Fandral: you?! I'm hoping he's into blond T-T #Amora: *fist over her heart* respect T-T

[elizabethmidnight2017]

The Guard and The Prince

Summary: Nyx has no choice except to follow Loki to Jotunheim with Thor. Nyx finds out the truth about Loki. Of what he is. How will she react? How will Loki react?

Characters: Thor, Loki, Sif, Fandral, Hogun, Heimdall, Odin, Frigga, Laufey, Mjolnir, OC

part one || Part Two

Jotunheim

A/N: When Nyx and Loki have a telepathic conversation. Nyx’s thoughts or telepathy will be blue. Loki’s will be green.

Nyx

I stood next to Loki. We were here for his brother's coronation. He told me days prior that he had a surprise planned out for today. We laughed and snickered about it. I had a bad feeling about it though. He didn't tell me what exactly, however when a guard came rushing in during Thor's coronation, I knew it wasn't good. I reached for Loki's hand. He glanced at me.

What did you do?

He smirked.

Nothing you need to be worried about. It is simply to postpone my brother's crowning.

I furrowed my brow. Not good.

Loki, what did you do? I won't get mad.

His smirk disappeared and he ripped his hand away from me.

Learn your place Nyx. It is none of your concern.

Him reacting that way hurt, but it was normal. He looked towards his Thor. His father rose from his throne and I became concerned. The coronation was on hold. I stepped away from Loki. Loki and I had been friends since that day I came to the palace, but he still kept me at arms lengths in front of his family and his brother's friends. I retreated away and glanced at his mother. She looked concerned. I frowned and glanced at Loki. Her eyes widened.

Be careful your majesty.

Tears gathered and I rushed out. Loki was the most important person to me. He was my only friend. I had subjugated myself to mistreatment all these years just so I could be his friend. We got closer after my parents passed. They died a year after they departed. I was so sad, I didn't leave my room for days. Loki was the only one I would come out for. However, right now I am upset and hurting. When was I going to learn that he didn't really care about me? When was I going to learn that I was never anything other than a bodyguard! I shoved past a maid without stopping. Once I reached my chambers, I entered slamming the door behind me. Then I grabbed something and threw it against the wall. It was a vase. It shattered. I sat on the edge of my bed. I tilted my head back as tears made their way down my face. Moments later someone knocked on the door. I didn't answer. I simply rose from the bed and went to the bathroom. I closed the door behind me.

"Lady Nyx?" It was Thor.

Just what I needed. I stepped out and met his gaze.

"What do you need, my Prince?" His eyes swept over my face.

"We are leaving for Jotunheim. Loki is coming. Will you join us?" I frowned.

Frost giants lived on Jotunheim. Does that mean Loki's prank allowed Frost Giants into Asgard. How? How would Loki have gotten them in, especially without Heimdell seeing. I gasped. The hidden portals between the realms. The one Loki had shown me as a child. I stepped forward.

"Let us depart. Why may I ask, are we going there?" Thor stepped out and I followed suit, closing my door behind me.

"They infiltrated Asgard. Fandral, Hogun, Volstagg, Sif, Loki, and you are joining me. This is war. We must strike back." I frowned as I followed behind him.

"What did the Allfather say of this?" Mjolnir was smashed next to my head.

"Do not question my authority! You are but a guard! I only invited you so you would protect my brother. The Frost Giants infiltrated, this means war," he gripped my wrist and pulled me in the direction of the stables, "do not question your King again."

I didn't like his grip on my wrist.

"You are not King yet Prince Thor. I do not question you for fun, a King should never go seeking war. Is that not what your father taught you and Loki?" He released my wrist and slapped me.

"Learn your place, guard." He snarled in my face.

He turned away. I followed suit climbing on my horse and riding to meet the three warriors, Sif, and Loki. I had cast an illusion at this point. I kept my gaze on the horse, but stayed close to Loki as we travelled down the bridge to Heimdell. I kept checking on Loki. He was not focused on me, at least that I could see. When we arrived Heimdell was standing and waiting for us. We climbed off.

"Heimdall are you doing to try to prevent us-" Thor walked past Loki, "move aside brother."

Volstagg and Hodun walked by. Fandral clapped a hand on Loki's shoulder.

"Cat got your tongue, God of Mischief?" I stepped forward and swatted his hand off of Loki.

"He is your Prince, treat him with respect." I hissed.

Fandral met my gaze. He scoffed and walked away. I turned to Loki. He slapped me. My illusion must've fallen because Loki looked surprised. I had no doubt I had a bruise from Thor hitting me earlier. Loki didn't slap me as hard as Thor had earlier. I placed my illusion again and headed towards Heimdall.

"Heimdall we are leaving for Jotunheim," Heimdall nodded at Thor, "I am curious as to how the Frost Giants were able to enter Asgard undetected. Find out quickly. Remember if you are in danger, I will not open the gate to the bifrost. You all will be trapped in Jotunheim. I wish you the best, my Prince."

With that Heimdall opened the bifrost. I stayed close to Loki as we travelled through. When we landed in Jotunheim it was freezing. Loki glanced at my face. His eyes have settled on the bruised cheek covered with one illusion. I kept my hands on my weapons as we walked forward. I did not like this. Everyone was cautious, but Thor was arrogant. He wouldn't stop until everyone was dead. It wasn't long before we came across Laufey, King of the Frost Giants.

"My, my, what have we here? A Prince eager for a fight and a group of warriors with no choice but to follow orders." I grit my teeth and stepped forward.

I had to try to solve this without bloodshed.

"Laufey, we do not come here with the intention of war. We simply wish to know how a few of your people found their way into Asgard. If you tell us this, we will be on our way with no harm to your people." I was grateful for all the studying and training I had put in after my parents died.

I felt the air change and I stepped back just as Mjolnir flew past my face. I didn't take my eyes off Laufey's. Mjolnir flew back to Thor. Great. Just great. Laufey wouldn't listen to me now.

"It seems your Prince wishes for war." I scoffed.

"I do not serve the Prince so hungry for war he cannot see past his arrogance. I serve the other one, the Prince who would never needlessly start a war." I knew I was wrong and lying.

Loki had let members of this race into Asgard. He clearly had something to do with Thor even deciding to come here. I knew Odin would never approve of this.

"Enough!" Thor yelled, shoving me away.

"No!" I was too late.

He slammed down his hammer. All hell broke loose. I defended and incapacitated, but never killed. I gravitated towards Loki. As a Frost Giant grabbed Loki, a spear of ice was racing towards Loki. I also saw Loki's blue arm. Everything went downhill. I moved in front of Loki and the spear of ice embedded itself into my shoulder. Fandral had been impaled and Thor still thought this was a game.

"Nyx!" The ice spear was removed and Loki was helping me stand.

My shoulder hurt, and I knew Loki was worried, but we weren't out of danger just yet.

"Thor! Enough! We must leave! We cannot defeat them all! We must retreat!" I yelled.

Thor laughed and just kept killing Frost Giants. I glanced at Loki.

Get them out of here.

Loki looked at me and shook his head.

I will not leave you.

I pulled away.

You must! You know of the hidden portal to Asgard! You are a Prince and they are your people! They come before I do!

I went towards the warriors and started covering their retreat. It hurt. Loki joined me. I smiled at him.

I know that was hard Loki. Thank you.

His face was closed off, but his eyes glimmered with care. A Frost Giant followed by Mjolnir slammed into me. I hit a wall of ice. The Frost Giant shattered to pieces. My vision was blurry and black dots swam before me.

Nyx!

I flinched at the voice in my head. It was Loki.

Loki. It's bad. I can't focus.

"Nyx? Stay awake for me okay? Come on. Get up." Loki helped me up.

Everything started to spin and I closed my eyes.

Get us to Sif and the others. We must leave. Now.

My mind wandered as Loki led me to the rest of the people Thor had dragged us into this. I was sagging against Loki.

"Thor! We must go! Fandral and Nyx are injured! Now Thor!" Sif yelled.

My vision doubled and I pressed my face against Loki's shoulder.

Nyx? Nyx? What's wrong? I need you to stay awake for me.

I groaned and opened my eyes. Thor was running towards us.

"Heimdall open the bifrost!" Nothing happened.

"Dammit Thor! That means we are not safe! Something else is here! We cannot hold out much longer! This was foolish!" I yelled.

My vision swam again. I had to stay awake.

"You do not speak to me like that! I am King!" He yelled.

"You are not King yet! A King does not ignore the injuries of his people to continue killing!" I was fully leaning onto Loki.

Nyx, enough. Anymore and you'll pass out.

"You dare speak to me that way! You are nothing! If your parents weren't warriors of my father, if they hadn't died. If they hadn't asked royalty to take care of you. You would be nothing! We trained you! We schooled you! You would be nothing if your parents had come back! I bet you are glad they are dead!" At that moment the bifrost shined down.

Loki gripped me tighter as a wave of wind blew past us. I glanced up to find Odin on a white horse. Thor looked happy that his father was here.

No! There is no need for killing.

I tried to step away from Loki, but I began falling. Loki held me up.

"Nyx? Hold on okay? Father will take us home soon." Black dots began to swim in front of me.

I'm sorry Loki.

Loki

Once my father arrived Nyx grew panicked and my idiotic brother was happy. He thought that now that Father was here, they would fight a glorious war. However I knew differently. Just as I knew I wasn't Asgardian. I was a Frost Giant. I was hurt. Why would they keep this from me?

No! There is no need for killing.

My focus turned to Nyx. She stepped away from me. She was beginning to fall. I held her up, supporting her body against mine.

"Nyx? Hold on okay? Father will take us home soon." Her head slumped against my shoulder.

I'm sorry Loki.

I looked down. She had passed out from blood loss. I scooped her up.

"Father! We can win now! We can defeat those who dare trespass into Asgard!" Thor yelled.

Nyx flinched in my arms. I looked down. Her illusion had slipped once again. The bruise on her left cheek was that of a handprint.

"Hush! You foolish boy!" Father turned to the Frost Giant Laufey.

Sif rushed to us.

"How is she, Loki?" Sif tried to glance at her.

"She will be fine. She just needs to be healed." The bifrost shot down on us and we were back in Asgard.

Father was furious with Thor. I transported Nyx and I to the healer's corridor. They quickly rushed Nyx to a bed and began fixing her. Seeing her on the table brought back the feelings I had tried so hard to lock away.

You don't love her.

As they cut off her armor a heavy feeling settled in my gut.

I am a monster. She will never love me. Who could love me? I am what people tell their kids about in bedtime stories to get them to go to sleep. I am a Frost Giant.

I stepped away from the room.

Loki.

I stopped and turned back. Nyx was still passed out, but she looked scared.

Loki?

She sounded worried.

I'm right outside, Nyx. We are home.

Her face relaxed. I turned to leave again.

Loki, stay.

Her voice sounded urgent. I glanced at her again. She was still unconscious, but her face wasn't peaceful. I stepped into the room.

"You can't be in here!" Someone yelled at me.

"Excuse me? I can do whatever I please. She has asked me to stay. So silence. Work around me." I placed my hands on either side of her head.

I placed my hands on her temples.

What could she have seen that would make her worried?

I closed my eyes and entered into whatever she was dreaming about.

#loki fanfction #loki x original female character #loki x oc #loki of asgard #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki (marvel) #mcu loki #loki imagine #thor #thor odinson #mjolnir #heimdall #odin allfather #loki friggason #frigga (marvel) #lady sif #hogun #fandral #my ocs #original character #original female character

[darknight3904]

Like We Used To

Masterlist / Main Masterlist

This marks the beginning of Part Two of This Love. 

Warnings: Slight references to male masturbation and dirty dreams. Nothing wild.

Asgard 2013

   "Are you sure you want this?" 

   "Hush, Fandral, she can make her own decisions." 

   "Yeah,  I can make my own decisions, and I  have decided to change it to blue." 

   "HA! You're such an idiot!" Volstagg cheered, slamming his final card to the table which erupted into loud groans 

Astri and her friends had been playing a Midgardian game Thor had brought back from New York, it was called Uno and Astri was inherently terrible at it.

   "He can not keep winning like this," Hogun said tossing his hand into the middle of the table. 

   "He has to be cheating," Sif whispered  

   "We could always rig the cards against him," Fandral suggested 

   "But then, is it a fair victory when one of us wins?" Astri asked 

   "It is if he hasn't been winning fairly this whole time." Sif pointed out

   "Pass the cards out, I plan to win again." Volstagg declared

   "Cheater," Fandral whispered as he dealt the cards again.

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Loki didn't realize how mind-numbing his time in the dungeons would end up being. The first few weeks had been a blur, Frigga had sent furniture and books to him and he spent time rearranging and figuring out the best angle for his bed. Now, he was out of furniture to rearrange and the endless books were becoming boring. He had begun to stew over his loss on Midgard but felt his mind slipping away from his humiliation. As he lay there, he realized he missed the feel of the sun on his face and the way the wind would slightly blow through his chambers when he left the balcony doors open. Loki missed horseback riding through the dense forests of Asgard and the way the stars looked down at him at night when he couldn't sleep. Most of all though, he missed Astri and everything that came with her. He missed the way her laughter would carry through the castle when he made a bad joke. He could imagine the way her long hair would shine whenever the sun streamed into the huge library windows. Loki swore he could smell the soft scent of Astri's fruit-smelling perfume as he lay in his cell.

He couldn't believe she hadn't visited him yet. At first, he had presumed Odin had banned visitors but after asking Frigga who said Astri was free to visit him as much as she wished, he was saddened by her absence. Every day when his meals arrived he swore he heard the soft clicking of her shoes, instead he was met with the same guard over and over again. Loki tried to imagine what she could possibly be doing without him. They had spent nearly every waking moment together as they grew up. Was she with Thor or Sif? Was she rotting away in the library, learning a million different spells? Or perhaps she was with the Aesir fellow she had met in the damn markets? Loki had felt jealousy swirl in his stomach at the idea of the last one. Aesir wasn't necessarily terrible but he just seemed so droll. The way he just mindlessly complimented Astri whenever he saw her, it was like he was grovelling for her when they barely even knew each other. Loki doubted he even remembered what Astri wore each time they saw each other. Did Aesir know Astri's favorite foods and that she hated red flowers? Clearly not since he brought her bunches of them all the time and brought almond cakes when Atri clearly liked lemon better.

By the time his supper had arrived, he had decided that Aesir was possibly the most boring Asgardian who ever lived. Beyond his flat personality, he has terrible style. Loki had peered into Astri's mind the other night and found the most recent memories of Aesir. He had been dressed in the worst possible outfit. The way the silver in his armor contrasted against his skin made him look rather yellow. He felt Astri's embarrassment as they had strolled through the gardens when multiple handmaids had passed and giggled at Aesir.

   "What's on your mind?" A soft voice asked

Loki swore he had never sat up quicker than in this moment.

   "What's wrong, you look like you've seen a ghost." Astri asked, "Is there something on my face?"

   "I didn't think you'd ever visit," Loki admitted crossing the cell to where the golden barrier separated them

   "I wasn't planning on visiting today. I was going to make you sweat it out for a few more weeks but Volstagg was driving me insane and I needed a break." She explained

   "What did he do that's annoying you so much?" Loki asked

   "He keeps beating me at this Midgardian game Thor showed all of us." Astri sighed

Loki felt his mouth twitch slightly into a smile. Even though he wanted to be mad at her for not seeing him sooner, he was, as usual, finding it to be impossible to be angry with her.

   "I also brought this..." Astri said pushing a tray of food through a designated spot in the barrier.

   "Aren't you hungry?" Loki asked

   "No, Thor and I have been eating our suppers together for the past year and I swear spending time around him has fattened me up. It's like his huge stomach is affecting me too." Astri admitted

   "I think you look great." Loki complimented, he felt jealousy roar in his chest at the idea of Astri sitting across from Thor in her chambers, laughing at jokes and eating her favorite cakes.

   "Aesir said that a few days ago. I'm sure you already knew that though. You know you're not entirely undetected going through my mind like that at night. You show up in my dreams and that's how I know you're searching my memories, seeing what I've been doing with my days." Astri said

   "Anyone has a right to know what their best friend is up to. And how else would I know when I thought you had resolved to never see me again." Loki countered, surprised that she was able to sense him.

   "Oh please, you never thought that. You knew I'd show eventually." Astri knowingly said

Damn, she knew him well.

   "Has it occurred to you that maybe I missed you?" Loki asked honestly

   "It's crossed my mind. Although I'd like to think that you don't since then I'd feel guilty about not spending my every moment with you." Astri said

   "Like we used to?" He asked

   "Like we used to." Astri parroted with a soft smile that made Loki's heart beat just a little quicker.

Silence fell as he stared at the girl across from him. While she claimed to be fattening up with his "brother", he swore she had lost weight. Perhaps it was the lighting or maybe her dress was ill-fitting? No. Astri was definitely smaller than usual, her arms were normally more defined with muscle than they were now, exposed by a soft yellow gown she wore.

   "You're staring again," Astri said

   "I haven't seen you since the cage on Midgard." He reminded "Forgive me if I'm trying to commit your face to memory. I don't know when you'll visit again."

   "Maybe I will, maybe I won't," Astri said wistfully

She seemed sadder. As if someone had snuffed out her firey spirit Loki had come to love over the years.

   "Would you be able to come tomorrow?" He asked

   "What's in it for me?" She coyly asked

   "I'll read to you for as long as you'd like." Loki promised.

   "You're just tired of being bored in there," Astri said

   "Oh, quite the opposite I'm having a wonderful time here." Loki lied

   "You're not the only one going through their best friend's minds when they sleep" Astri smirked

When in the Nine Realms had she been doing that? Loki felt his smile falter as Astri laughed

   "By the way, beyond your obvious boredom, your dreams of me undressing and then bathing are quite erotic. I feel bad for your hand, and the other prisoners." Astri laughed

That explains the dream he'd been having for the past week.

   "You should not be going through my mind like that." He scolded, feeling his face redden

   "Oh, and that gives you permission to go through mine?" She questioned

   "What you saw is personal." He hissed, embarrassed at her knowledge of him

   "Whatever you say, Loki." She laughed

God he missed that sound, it warmed the air around him and sent a smile to his face.

   "I'll see you tomorrow. I hope whatever book you have is worth my time." Astri said standing

   "You're leaving already?" Loki asked following her as she walked.

    "It's getting late, I had a long day of losing to Volstagg. Plus I'm sure you need some alone time with your dreams of me." She teased

Loki felt his face go red, he was so embarrassed he bet even his ears were red.

   "What a nice color on you, Loki!" Astri complimented before walking away

Loki sighed and watched Astri walk off, she was going to kill him one day. The funny thing was he'd be perfectly fine with it, dying for her no matter how ridiculous the reason.

Astri had barely closed the door to her chambers before Thor had her jumping out of her skin.

   "How is he?" Thor asked

   "Don't scare me like that ever again."  Astri glared looking at Thor who was reclined on her bed

   "Why? It's so fun." Thor smiled

    "He's fine. He's bored and just as Loki as he has ever been." Astri said

Thor nodded as Astri walked to her vanity and began removing her jewelry and pulling pins from her hair.

   "Aesir came calling when you were with Loki." He said

   "Really? What did he want? I just saw him two days ago." She said

   "Well, he left these." Thor gestured to a large red vase of flowers "I put them in water, no need to thank me."

Astri rolled her eyes, she definitely wasn't going to thank him.

   "He say anything to go along with them?" She asked

   "Well, he said his mother was going to make the almond cakes you liked last time and he said he wanted to take a horse ride through the forest in a few days time." Thor said

   "How nice, I'll have to tell him I accept," Astri said picking her brush up

   "Don't you hate red flowers, and you don't even like almond cakes, everyone knows you prefer lemon." Thor pointed out

   "Maybe I've changed," Astri said

She looked at Thor through the mirror who gave her a 'Are you serious?' stare.

   "Okay, you got me, maybe I didn't tell him those things." She groaned

   "They seem like important things," Thor said

   "Pfft.... no." Astri laughed nervously, when did Thor become so observant?

   Silence fell over the pair as Astri brushed through her hair and every few seconds glanced at Thor who seemed to be admiring her patterned bedspread.

   "Did Loki ask about me?" Thor asked

Astri thought about lying to him to make him feel better. But what good were feelings if they came from lies that would just hurt later down the road?

   "He didn't. Our conversation was rather trivial today." Astri admitted

   "Ah. Okay." Thor said

   "I'm going back tomorrow night. Maybe he'll ask about you. If he does I'll tell him all good things." She said truthfully

   "You better." Thor smiled

   "I should really get ready to sleep so if you could you know...leave," Astri said, a bit rudely

   "I came to you to talk about something more important than Loki and Aesir," Thor said ignoring her request.

   "And that is?" Astri asked turning to him

   "My father has said that I am too taken with Jane. He's pointed out that I'm better served with what is in front me me here." Thor started

   "He better not be suggesting we court," Astri interjected, worriedly

Thor's silence was her answer.

   "We are not getting married. I would rather die." Astri groaned

   "That was rather rude." Thor pointed out "You don't have to worry I'm not telling you this because I want to court you. I'm telling you because I don't think he's right, I want to be with Jane but I also want to do my duty to Asgard."

   "You know you're not king yet," Astri said, relieved that Thor wasn't interested in her.

   "What does that have to do with Jane?" He asked

   "It means that you should go out and live. Who cares what Odin thinks is best?" Astri smiled

   "It's irresponsible." Thor pointed out

   "When has Thor Odinson ever cared about responsibility?" Astri laughed

   "Well there was that time I brought my brother back because he tried to take over Midgard." Thor pointed out

Okay he had her there.

   "I am sure whatever is meant to happen will happen. If you end up with Jane, great! If not...well we aren't getting married but there's lots of other eligible maidens!" Astri said

   "I suppose you are right..." Thor said

   "I'm always right." She smiled "Now, get off my bed and leave so I can sleep, Volstaggs victories and Loki's silver tongue have worn me out."

Thor's eyebrow raised at the last statement from Astri.

"Astri! You don't want to court me yet you sneak around with my brother while he is locked away under the castle?! I ought to tell the whole kingdom!" He gasped, feigning a scandalized face.

   "I didn't mean it like that, you idiot! I meant his wordy conversation is exhausting! Just go to your own room!" She blushed trying to pull him out of the bed.

Thor laughed and continued to laugh at her reddened face as Astri shoved him out the door and proceeded to slam it in his face. The Odinson brothers were surely going to drive Astri insane one of these days and hopefully, it wouldn't be for another thousand years.

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Dear, congrats again on this milestone! I’m sooo happy for you and hope to keep enjoying your amazing writing and talent in this place 💜

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Brut Gold - Chapter 1 Loki & Lia

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Summary: Loki sees you dancing in his club and is immediately infatuated with you. Pairing: Mob!Loki x Female Reader/OFC Word Count: Over 3K Warnings: No Smut, angst, killing, language A/N: Part of my 1K follower celebration. I want to thank @coldnique for this request and for introducing me to this song. I love this song! It is now on heavy rotation in my playlist. And the following scenario is what I pictured when I first heard it. So I hope you like it.

The haze of the club seeped through the walls and into the lungs of every guest attending that night. The air was heavy with deep breaths and sighs. The music was so loud and deep you only had yourself for company; because no one else could hear anything you could or would be saying.

The large hall was dark, with vintage speakeasy furnishings and two bars that boasted to have every drink imaginable. There were private booths in the back that were separated by curtains of red and chrome. Curls of smoke could be seen wafting out when the curtains were pushed back to reveal secrets and obscurities.

Beyond that were the private rooms of the owners where they conducted their daily business.

The Odinsons. They were brothers from an old family, with ties to the royal households of Norway dating back a long time. With money stretching even further back.

Back here, the curls of smoke were thicker with lace and the music was replaced by the screams of people whom the brothers had deemed worthy of their attention. Good…and bad.

Loki had just collected his dagger from the body slumped on the floor. His second-in-command, Fandral, quickly approached him and handed him a handkerchief to wipe his blade. “Thank you, kommandør. Be a dear and dispose of the trash, will you?” Fandral nodded silently to Loki as Hogun leaped up to help him.

“Brother, if you keep killing them, we’ll never find anyone to distribute our product,” Thor said, with an amused grin. He sat with his legs crossed on the back couch, looking like a Pharoah presiding over his kingdom. His crisp white suit hung delicately along his muscular frame. Quite the opposite of Loki’s leaner figure clad in an all-black ensemble.

“Well, if we started recruiting more loyal soldater, I wouldn’t feel the need to kill them.” Loki retorted.

Just then, Lady Sif walks through the door with a tiresome expression on her face. “Another one, Loki? I just saw Fandral and Hogun carrying a black duffel bag to the back.” Loki could only shrug as he wiped his blade clean.

“There she is!” Thor yelled. “My wife. My heart.” He held out his arms for her to join him. Sif pulls out her dagger and places it against Thor’s throat.

“Did you have something to do with this?”

“Ooh. I love it when you’re feisty.” He says pushing the blade away from himself slowly. She swings it back his way, expecting an answer. “No, I did not.” He sighs.

Satisfied by his response, she stows her blade and sits on his lap. Loki watches as Thor nuzzles up to his advisor-turned-wife, rolling his eyes at the blatant expression of love between them.

Deep down he knew he was jealous. Not of Thor, but of the connection he has with the person he found to love. But Lady Sif had always been by their side. She grew up in this life. She knows the harsh truths about sacrifice and gains. She was their rådgiver, their adviser.

Loki wanted someone outside of the chaos. Someone who doesn’t know who he is and doesn’t expect anything out of him but love and affection. That was hard to find in the line of work he was in.

He finished cleaning his daggers when Fandral opens the door and whispers to Loki, “It’s done. Volstagg is driving it to the junkyard as we speak. The front of the house needs your presence though.”

“Thank the gods. If I must stand here another minute, I might witness the creation of my future niece or nephew.” Loki whispered back, making Fandral look at what was happening on the couch. He just rolled his eyes and followed Loki out of the room, leaving the two lovers alone.

Closer and closer, Loki struts to the front of the house. The music got louder. The air got thinner. And his heart raced faster in time with the beat of the music.

Loki stopped at the threshold of the large hallway, flanked by Fandral and Hogun on either side. Those closest to them stopped and stared. The three were a sight for sure. All three were dressed impeccably in black slacks and dark shirts. Loki looked the most devastating of all with his shirt sleeves still rolled up and his top buttons still loose from the ‘sentencing’ he carried out moments before.

He looked around the club and saw a large sea of people swaying and gyrating to the music. It was busier tonight than usual. The locals mixed in with the tourist crowd for the summer.

A twinkling flash of gold caught his attention in the middle of the room, and he spotted you dancing on the floor.

Everyone else stared at them. Knew of them. But you- you remained unaffected and joyous as you continued swaying your body to the deep bass of the music. Loki was mesmerized. He’d never seen you in his club before. The sway of your hips made the gold sequence of your skirt catch his eye and he couldn’t look away.

As soon as they sat down, they were bombarded with attention. Some were from lower soldaters, soldiers who wanted to be in the inner circle and paid their respects. While others were of a more sexual nature. Loki ignored them all and just watched you.

He watched as your hands ran through your hair, your body moving to the beat. Your head thrown back lost in the music. He wondered if that’s how you would look, lost in passion, in between him and his bed.

You came in with a bachelorette party. The women you were with all clamoring for attention from the other clubgoers, getting drinks and compliments. You shone brightly behind them, keeping a low profile, just dancing and being protective of your friends who would otherwise end the night with some predator. Loki saw that as a positive quality of yours. Protective, loyal, caring, and gorgeous. He could see all the stares of appreciation you got every time you passed by someone.

He scoffed at the laughable attempts that were directed your way. All of which you turned down. He continued to watch you dance with your friends from one of the private booths in the back. He instructed his bartender to give you and your friends top-shelf drinks and made sure that no one else bothered you for the rest of the night.

Never, had anyone affected him this way before. Just one look at you and he was stunned. He never put much stock in fate or destiny. He always relied on his judgment and instincts. So, this fleeting moment of obsession alarmed him. “Find out all you can about her, Fandral. And don’t alert my brother of your research.” Loki asked his kommandør. Fandral and Hogun looked at each other quickly and let a sly smile pass between them.

Loki would’ve caught their little interaction, had it not been for some ingrate that tried to get handsy with you. Loki growled his displeasure from his seat.  But you quickly slapped the cretin’s hands away and pushed him off. When the lowlife tried a second time, Hogun got up to take care of the situation. He’d seen the way Loki was all night. Loki hadn’t paid a single attention to what was happening in front of him. He was too preoccupied with you. Hogun knew that if things didn’t deescalate quickly, he’d have a whole other mess to clean up.

Loki placed his hand on Hogun’s shoulder, stopping the deadly assassin from continuing. Instead, Loki made his way to you as Hogun followed behind closely. “Thor won’t like this if you make a scene, Loki,” he whispered in his ear.

“Who said I was gonna make a scene?” Loki paused with a solemn face. Hogun huffed in response. “Take that scum to the back. Make sure he doesn’t have use of those hands for the foreseeable future.” Hogun knew better than to roll his eyes at him. He simply nodded and grabbed the offending fool off by his collar.

Everyone gave Loki a wide berth as he walked right up behind you. Up till now, he’d only been watching you. But there was something about that handsy boor that stroked his possessiveness towards you.

He started to sway in time with your body. His arms snaked around your hips, as his lips came dangerously close to your ear. You were about to turn and slap whoever decided to get frisky with you until you heard Loki’s velvet voice caressing your ear, “Dance with me.”

There was a deep command laced in his tone. You had never heard a voice sound so sensual. So confident. His touch was firm but reverent. As if he were the lead dancer instructing your body on how to move. Your body relaxed into his. A sly smile formed on your face as you felt his hands trace your curves.

Loki twirled you to face him. You first noticed his eyes. They were cunning and sharp. They were also the brightest green you had ever seen. His smile was what you liked the most. His thin lips gave way to a wide smirk that promised fun and excitement. You could feel his strong arms holding you close to his body as you both swayed slowly to the fast-paced music.

“I’ve been wondering when you would make your move,” you said to him.

“So, you’ve been watching me, have you? I’m flattered.” Loki purred with a guarded smile.

“It’s hard to miss someone whose got the attention of everyone in the room.” You continued as you swayed your hips.

“Likewise, my dear. I haven’t been able to take my eyes off of you.” He whispered in your ear. A blush formed on your cheek from his charm. “Have a drink with me.” His tone left no room for refusal. Loki kissed your hand as he leads you back to his private booth. Everyone you passed just stared at you with judgment or awe.

He signaled to his barkeep for a drink while he held the curtains open for you to slide in. Soon after, a scantily clad woman, wearing the tightest mini skirt you had ever seen, walks up with a tray. She holds out the bottle for Loki to approve and he nods his head without taking his eyes off you. The pop of the bottle startled you and made you jump closer to his embrace. She eyed you suspiciously as she poured a gold bottle of brut with a spade on the front label. His eyes viciously glinted as he felt your body press up against his.

He snaked his arm tighter around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him. “Have you ever had Armand de Brignac before?” he whispered in your ear.

“No. I can’t say I have,” you smiled as he reached for his glass, dismissing the bottle girl. Loki held it up to his lips and took a sip. His eyes noted how you looked down at his throat, watching him swallow the expensive champagne.

With closed lips, he leaned in close to you. He pressed his mouth to yours and puckered slightly opening your lips to the cool champagne in his mouth. You sucked on his kiss as the taste of the champagne coated it. It was tart with hints of fruits. The bubbles were still evident as they tickled in between your joined lips. You drank the rest of the champagne from his mouth. His hands held the back of your head steady, helping you drink from him. When you had finished, a trickle fell down your chin to your throat. He was quick to wipe it away with a hooked finger and brought it over to your mouth to lick off.

You played along with his game and wrapped your lips along the length of his finger, licking the drop of bubbly from the bend.

“Delicious, is it not?” his voice hitched.

“Yes,” you said breathlessly. “Very much so.” Your mind tried to catch up. Your body was thrumming with adrenaline and hot need. Your bodies were turned towards each other in the private booth as his hand continues to caress the hairs on the back of your head.

“Would you like another taste?” he offered, looking down at your lips. He grabbed the flute without waiting for your answer. As if he knew you would say yes. Hoped that you would say yes.

“Yes, please.” You whispered, making him smile. He brought his lips towards yours again and you happily drank his sweet champagne kisses. Your hands roamed his shirt, pulling on his shirt collar to move closer to you. When you had drank every last drop, you snaked your tongue in between his lips and tickled the roof of his mouth.

When you finished, you looked down at his throat again and your fingers traced the outlines of a snake tattoo on his neck. Loki rumbled at the feel of your fingers on him. “You dangerous creature. I don’t even know your name.” His breath smelled like the champagne, crisp apples, and fruit.

“My closest friends call me Lia,” you whispered as your fingers followed the tattoo down to his collarbone.

“My friends, if I had any, call me…” Loki started but he was soon interrupted by someone calling out your name.

“Lia!” Your cousin slid the curtains open, much to the protest of Hogun standing guard. She had on a tiara with a veil and a sash that said wifey around her shoulder. “Lia! There you are!” Rosaline glared at Loki and grabbed your hand. “We have to go. Other clubs to visit.” Rosaline gave Loki a tight smile as she pulled you out of the booth. She looks vaguely familiar, Loki thought, but couldn’t put his mind as to where he’s seen her before. The bachelorette get-up surely didn’t help his memory either.

“Ok. Ok. Hold on a second.” You told her as you scooted out of the booth. Loki held on to your other hand, not wanting to let go.

“Lia.” He called out. “Will I ever see you again?” he smiled as you got up from the booth.

“I…”

“My cousins just visiting for the wedding,” Roseline answered. You gave her an angry look for talking on your behalf. “Come on. Let’s go.” Rosaline dragged you quickly away from the private booths and back to the safety of the group of girls you came with.

“What’s the deal, Rose? I thought you wanted me to find someone tonight?”

“Yes! Someone. Just not that one.” She said as she grabbed her purse and coat. Everyone in your group was doing the same, getting ready to go to the next club.

“What do you mean?”

“Girl, do you know who that is? No, of course you don’t. Ugh. Sometimes, I hate daddy for sending you away. All these years without my bestie…”

“Rose! Who is he?” you interrupted her, as she wrapped you in your coat.

“That is none other than Loki Odinson. Part owner of this club. Along with his brother, Thor Odinson.”

“Odinson?”

“Yes! That Odinson! The same Odinson that’s rivals with the Barnes family. You know…my fiancé!” The realization made you look back to the booth you had just shared. Except this time, Loki wasn’t alone. He was accompanied by another man. Striking blue eyes and an imposing figure, clad in all white. Thor Odinson.

“Brother, I leave you alone for a couple of minutes and you cause all kinds of mischief,” Thor laughed as he sat down in the booth. Thor watched you walk away, being towed by none other than Rosaline Strange. “If I ask you to stay away from her, would you listen?”

Loki ignored his question and watched as your cousin, undoubtedly, informed you of who he was. “I saw what Fandral was researching for you. Would you like to know who she is?” Thor dangled the information in front of Loki, baiting for any response.

“Her name is Juliette ‘Lia’ Banner. Daughter of Bruce and Donna Banner. Donna, her mother, is Strange’s younger sister. Her parents both died a long time ago in an accident. They weren’t ‘in the life’ and wanted to keep their daughter out of it as well. When they passed, Strange honored their wishes and sent Juliette away to boarding school and Uni abroad to keep her safe. Apparently, she just graduated and is in town for the nuptials of her cousin Rosaline and James Barnes.”

“Barnes?” Loki said alarmed.

“Of all the juicy details I said. That’s the one you pick up on?” Thor chuckled. “She’s got too many ties for us to unravel Loki. Leave her be.” Thor warned resolutely.

“I don’t know if I can, Thor.”

“What do you mean you don’t know if you can? You have to. Or else…”

“Or else, what? Thor? Cut me off like you did Hela?”

“DAMMIT LOKI! You knew that was her decision.” Thor slammed his fist on the table making everyone in the vicinity jump. “I can’t protect you if you go after this girl. It would be a war for sure with Barnes and we don’t need that right now.”

Loki sat there quietly; watching as your group prepares to leave. “I’ve never lied to you brother…” Loki started. Thor just raised his eyebrows in disbelief. “…Regarding matters of the business and family. I’m telling you right now, that I want her.”

“How do you even know she wants you back? You can have any goddam cunt in here tonight. Hel, this whole club wants to sleep with you. Take your pick. But not her Loki!”

“If she turns to look back…”

You walked towards the front entrance, the chill from the summer night was flowing through the doors making you hold on tighter to your coat. Your cousin and her friends all laugh and beckon you outside to join them. Each step you took forward felt heavy. You couldn’t help it. One last look.

Both men stared at you as you made your exit. Shivers ran down your spine as you replayed his last words to you, ‘Will I ever see you again?’

God, I sure hope so, you thought.

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[afirewiel]

Loki, Sylvie, Sylki, and the Future of the MCU.

Firstly, as you may have heard, the MCU is reportedly scrapping the whole Kang storyline and replacing him with Dr. Doom. I have no doubt that this is in response to the domestic abuse allegations made against Jonathan Majors. The issue, however, is how are they going to write Kang out of the MCU? They spent years, both seasons of Loki, and Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania setting up a multiversal war with Kang's numerous variants. So how are they going to swap out Kang for Dr. Doom? They can't just pretend Kang never existed or was a threat. That would be absolutely terrible writing. The only thing I can think of is to have the Dr. Doom variants take out the Kang variants because they want to be the most powerful.

My next point of concern is Sylki and just what the MCU is going to do with it. I know that it can't be the main focus, not with so many other characters needed to fight the war. But I do want them to at least acknowledge it was a romance. The writers of Loki have said several times that it is a romantic relationship. It just didn't feel that strong in season 2 and I think they need to actually commit to the bit. Especially if, as I suspect, this is might be the last phase and end of the MCU.

I really don't want Sylvie and Loki's first reunion since the end of season 2 to happen off screen. It's something they need to show. So either a) only a short amount of time has passed when we get the reunion or b) HWR's tempad cannot take Sylvie to where Loki is. I say this part because I really hate the idea of Sylvie not going to find Loki quickly. Even Sophia said in a recent interview that Sylvie wouldn't leave Loki alone for long and the only way I will accept her not doing so is if she is unable to go to him. Plus, imagine the drama of their reunion if that ends up being the case.

Of course that is assuming that we get show-Loki (which it sounds like we are). I wouldn't mind getting movie-Loki, but not just him. If we only get one Loki, I want it to be show-Loki. What's the point of making him the God of Stories and replacing HWR otherwise if they're not going to have him participate in the multiversal war? And I'd hate to have the only Loki we get be one who doesn't know who Sylvie is. If they brought in both Lokis, though, they could really have some fun with it. Just imagine Sylvie meeting movie-Loki, quickly realizing it's not her Loki, and going "Damn! Wrong Loki!" and he just goes, "What are you talking about? I'm the only Loki!" Plus, it would be awesome to see how the two Lokis play off each other. Especially considering just how different their lives have been after the battle of New York.

Speaking of different versions of the same character, I know because this is dealing with the mutliverse, we are very likely to get variants of the other characters. And I'm fine with that, but the one character that I want our version of and not just a variant is Thor. I want our Thor to meet show-Loki and learn what he's done. It just wouldn't hit the same with a different version of Thor. And think about how much our Thor has lost. He's lost both of his parents, Loki (multiple times), Heimdall, Vlostagg, Hogun, Fandral, maybe Sif, his home, and now Jane. Yes, he gained an adopted daughter at the end of Love and Thunder, but that's just one gain compared to all of his losses. He needs to gain more. He needs Loki back. He needs to meet Sylvie and take her to heart as a sister (which he would totally do).

All in all, I guess you could say that I'm mildly optimistic about the future of the MCU.

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[lokislastlove]

An Asgardian Wedding! You’ve never left your world before, but your betrothed is eager to show you his. You’d never even expected to meet the God of thunder, let alone be his. Your husband-to-be whisks you away to the planet of his birth just before your nuptials for a special surprise.

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Guessing Game

Warnings: implied Noncon, groping, blindfolds, implied cuckolding, multiple men…

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“Surely he explained all of our traditions?” Loki inquires, standing before a set of grand golden doors in a quiet wing of the palace.

“He said it would be nothing I couldn’t handle…”

With a flourish and a flash of green, Loki summons a silky black blindfold. His dark chuckle makes you tense as he takes a cool step behind you and secures it tightly over your eyes, holding your shoulders as he whispers in your ear.

“The task is simple, darling, identify your betrothed caress and see your union prosper…but should you fall prey to false hands be prepared to suffer your shame.”

“What does that mean?” You object as he laughs and urges you over the threshold, your tentative steps the only sound reverberating through the cavernous room.

“Good luck,” Lokis voice slithers from behind you before the door shuts.

The echo of the slam fills your ears. Your shuddering breath hitches in the following silence, vulnerability settling in as you strain to listen for signs of life.

“Let’s begin,” the familiar thunderous voice of your fiancé sounds from somewhere to your right. “Loki, use your magic.”

Your remain still and silent, awaiting further instruction.

“Done,” Thors voice sounds again, though this time from behind you where Loki had been seconds ago.

“Oh, neat party trick, Loki. How have we never tried this before, I could think of so many things –“

“Focus, Fandral.”

Your head whips around in a panic as you follow their discussion, but… they all have that same honey sweet, sonorous voice of Thor. Realization dawns on you, you are going to have to pick the real one among however many decoys.

“Thor, I don’t know about this,” you quiver as you hear each of their footsteps slowly circling you, making it impossible to guess where your fiancé is.

You spin in place, an innocent doe guarding against an unseen pack of wolves. Thor would never hurt you, right? It’s just your nerves.

You flinch and squeak as you hear the first of them approach you, a warm hand grazing down your arm making you leap back and into the chest of another. Familiarly large arms catch each elbow and hold you still.

“Let me touch you, pet,” his voice soothes as you feel the tickle of his fingertips dance across your chest, tracing your collarbone.

“Thor?” You whimper and his rumbling laughter vibrates your back, a sound that used to calm you.

Another grabs your chin, rough thumb gently tugging at your bottom lip, “beautiful.”

Their touch is overwhelming, caressing your arms, kissing your hands, gripping your hips, tickling your neck. You manage to count five of them before you get dizzy with attention, sweeping you away from what the goal here is.

“You can do this,” Thors voice grounds you.

“Maybe try to narrow your options…” another coos before his lips suckle tenderly on your shoulder.

“I think she likes it,” adds the one at your back.

“Do you, pet? Do you enjoy the idea of being taken by many?”

You gasp as a hand snakes under your skirts, finger presses along the damp fabric covering your slit. Your knees buckle but Thors many hands barely let you sag in their hold.

“Yes,” you breathe softly.

“Oh how delightful,” Thor groans as the hand at your cunt presses harder.

The other touches grow more eager, feeding off your tiny whimpers and moans. Teeth scratch and nip at your skin as your hips begin to roll against his thick fingers, a feeling you know well by now.

A harsh slap to your ass reminds you where you are and you sputter out, “w-wait.”

“Do you have your answer?” He asks.

You pull your hand free and grip the hand holding your hip, “not you.”

Thors booming laughter shifts into another’s gruffer voice, “Aye, you caught me my lady.”

You recognize Volstagg’s amused tone then the soft pad of his leather boots as he walks away followed shortly by the scuff of a heavy chair across the floor.

“One down,” the Thor at your back muses as he licks up your neck.

“You, aren’t Thor,” you assert, pointing to the man at your back.

“Dammit,” Fandral whines as the magic drops and he joins Volstagg.

“Clever girl,” one of the remaining Thors praise, his hand drifting down your thigh and curving around to cup your cheek.

The touch feels familiar, Thor loves to fondle your ass. You are about to declare him the real one when he lets out a breathy groan, it’s enough to give you pause. Thor knows you, and that was the sound of someone newly enamored with your body.

“No,” you look toward the man giving your cheek a firm squeeze.

“Ah,” Hogan sighs in disappointment before disappearing.

“Very good,” says one of the final two, tugging your arm so that you slam into his chest. His mouth covers yours in a heated kiss, his tongue dipping into your mouth as you gasp.

The other Thor is at your back, pulling your hips back to grind against his hard cock. “Easy,” he warns, though your unsure if it’s meant for you or the man stealing your breath. “Are you stalling, little girl?“ he whispers into your ear.

The man at your front releases your lip with a pop and slaps your face lightly. “You should know your answer by now,” he agrees. “Choose.”

“I – I…” you reach out blindly, turning so that you can touch each of their identical chests. You try to focus on the way they react as you feel them, before making your final decision.

“Only my Thor could kiss me like that,” you announce, turning toward your fiancé and pulling the blindfold off.

You run your hands up his torso, feeling the firm hot muscles beneath his tunic and smile up at him. His blue eyes glow a bit too brightly, his smile a smidge too wide and in an instant you realize your mistake. Blue shifts to green, blond to black, full lips thinning as his golden skin pales to reveal the victorious visage of Loki.

“I guess you don’t know him as well as you thought,” Loki smirks cruelly.

You turn with a start to find Thor glowering down at you, anger and disappointment radiating from every inch of him. A flicker of lightning sparks in his dark eyes as they snap to his brother behind you.

“Loki,” he growls in warning, puffing out his chest as the sound of thunder cracks beyond the closed doors.

“You should have been honest with her, brother,” Loki chuckles. “Your confidence proves undeserved just as I expected. But you always were too arrogant for your own good.”

“Loki,” Thor growls deeper as Loki tugs your wrist and wraps his arm around your waist.

“Never fear, brother,” Loki coos, brushing his nose up your neck as he stares down your fiancé. “I won’t make you watch. And I shall return her to you in the morning if you still want her.”

“Thor…” you whimper, reaching out as the world is enveloped in a flash of green.

Your head spins like you just spent an hour on a rollercoaster, but you know it been barely a second. Loki spins you around, gripping your arms harshly as you try to blink away your blurred vision. Your hands shove at his firm chest but he doesn’t budge, only pulling you closer as he leans down to place kisses along your jaw.

“Come now, pet. We only have a few hours left before sunrise. Let’s make the most of it.”

#monkey’s paw challenge #boxofbonesfic #dark fic

[welikeimagines-andfandoms]

💥Marvel Masterlist💥

Smut: 🔥🔥

Fluff: 🌸🌸

Heated Fluff: ⭐️⭐️

Friendly: 🌈🌈

Angst: 🌨️🌨️

💙 Collages

💚 Oneshot

💖 Preference/Headcanon 

💜 Quotes

💞 Blurb

Adam Warlock

- Virginity 💚🔥

Bucky

- Nightmare 💙🌸🌨️

- Hike 💙🌸

- Gags 💚🔥

- So Desperate 💚🔥

- Please Love Me 💚⭐️🌨️

Fandral

- Denial 💚🔥

Helmut Zemo

- Medical Play 💚🔥

Logan

- Daddy 💚🔥

Loki

- Hate 💚🔥

- Don’t Care About You 💚🔥

- So Desperate 💚🔥

Pietro

- Praise 💚🔥

Sif

- Free Use 💚🔥

Steve Rogers

- Collar 💚🔥

- His Desires 💚🔥

Thor

- Sensory Deprivation 💚🔥

Venon/Eddie

- Monster 💚🔥

Victor Creed

- Bondage 💚🔥

Multiple

- Meeting Your Partner 💖🌸

- Asking You Out 💖🌸

- Kink Alphabet 💖🔥

#marvel #marvel Masterlist #Adam warlock #Adam warlock x reader #marvel imagine #Bucky #Bucky x reader #fandral #fandral x reader #Helmut Zemo #Helmut Zemo x reader #Logan Howlett #Logan Howlett x reader #Loki #Loki x reader #Pietro #pietro x reader #sif #sif imagine #Steve Rogers #Steve Rogers imagine #Thor #Thor imagine #Thor x reader #venom #venom x reader #Eddie brock #Eddie brock x reader #Victor creed #Victor creed x reader

[magnusmodig]

||. Thinking quietly about Thor and his friends. How they all filled a space in him and outside of him that Thor needed fulfilled... The most obvious being in the group's battle formation, but even outside of that too.

Volstagg with his jolly nature helping Thor keep morale up, being the glue that keeps the warriors together, especially when it comes to making group compromises and hard decisions. Hogun with his straight-laced practicality , the way he'd be able to offer an outside perspective to Asgard's ways — something invaluable to Thor. Fandral for all of his apparent womanizing likely keeping up with the courts of Asgard and so Thor would be in the know in a much more close manner through what Fandral knows, and what he's able to find out in Thor's stead. And he's quite personable, in a manner much more suited to crowds than Thor... so that makes the finding of information that much easier, and quicker to relay. (Thor may be a prince, but he's also got Homeschooler Energy out the wazzoo.) Thinking about Sif and Thor being something of childhood friends... Or as close to childhood friends as someone like Thor can have, when you live in a palace your whole life and are largely confined to its walls with your tutors and your parents and your brother for company keep. But Sif would be the exception, I'd imagine, if indeed she is of noble birth the way I'd suspect it.... and Thor and Sif would have gotten along splendidly, especially once he finds out her desire to become a shield-maiden, and then that leads into learning about the Valkyrie, and of course then Thor would want Sif to be HIS Valkyrie, because of all the people who are mighty and brave and compassionate, and who would then deserve to be his esteemed commander of guard, surely why WOULDN'T it be Lady Sif?

And of course there's Loki, who completes many of Thor's loose ends and falterings in plenty of ways, but that's it's own story and its own post for a different time.

Thor picked his warriors well and he picked them wisely. There's not a single quest or mission they can't overcome because each of their strengths buoy the other's weaknesses. Together, when in sync, they're all six of them a well-oiled machine, and it's really no wonder that they, together, become "Asgard's Finest", and it's really no wonder that they were all to be Thor's council as King. (If only all of them lived...)

#(forever pissed that taika waifuck-face killed off thor's party >>) #(thor had such a lovely cast and the warriors and the princes together were all such a lovely dynamic) #(i can only imagine the shenanigans they'd all get into and out of) #(how they'd all protect each other and playfully bully one another) #(and i like to think they had their good and bad moments - and that the friendship DID extend to loki even if loki didn't see it) #(loki's the rogue of the party tbh. the self-designed loner of the group) #(but i'd imagine all six members of thor's posse all thought highly of one another and were all great friends) #(and it's a darn shame we couldn't see more of them O.S. in /non-deleted scenes/) #(the ones we do get are so fun!!! they really do feel like something of a D&D party with all of the ways they get along) #(it's really cute is what i'm saying and i just think this particular aspect of thor's life is grossly overlooked) #( ooc . ) — stories that leap from the page . #( headcanon . ) — glory to the man who toils for his land . may it ever prosper . #( the warriors . ) — the dearest are my heralds swift to spring to my command .

[kyuusei-shadowleaf]

A Dream Of You

[ Photo by Jacob Rank on Unsplash ]

"Now remember when I told you that's the last you'll see of me Remember when I broke you down to tears I know I took the path that you would never want for me I gave you hell through all the years"

– I Bet My Life, Imagine Dragons

Four Years Ago, Ardenweald

The Veil that stood between Life and Death was still tenuous, then. No longer torn asunder but gossamer-thin in its renewal. Growing stronger. Healing. Soon enough, they said, few would be able to travel between the mortal realms and the Shadowlands.

Kyuusei didn’t care much about what they had to say.

The Dream remained as close to Ardenweald as a lover. And if she went to the cool depths of Tel’andu and slumbered, Kyuusei could walk those forests again in her waking dreams. See the twilight sky littered with stars strange to her, stretching above the canopy. Feel cool grasses beneath her feet.

Could walk with her again. With Delyra.

Sometimes, her love was a fox, lambent and shimmering in her soul’s shape. But on rare occasions, she walked in the form that Kyuu remembered. Slender like the willow, hair laden with midnight. Secrets in her smile. A form outlined in stars.

They talked of nothing most times. After the tears, and the confessions, and the forgiveness. The mending of what had been broken by fire, all those years ago.

But in this dream, Delyra was quiet. She walked silently on two legs next to Kyuusei, their hands entwined, Delyra’s feet leaving no trace in the soft grasses.

“We can’t do this much longer,” she finally said.

Kyuusei looked across. “I know what they said, but we’ll find a way. I’ll go deeper into the Dream. I can make it w-”

Delyra put a finger against Kyuu’s lips, the touch a spark against her skin.

“Shhh. Listen to me, Sei-sei. The Winter Queen’s preparing a gift for Tyrande, for all the kaldorei. A seed made from Elune’s tear. And she’s made an offer to all the souls that suffered. To be part of it, part of something that’ll grow and bring hope to the places it was lost.”

“But… that’s not where you died,” the one still living protested. “I - you died before all that, in the Firelands.”

“You think I didn’t suffer?” Delyra suppressed a quiet laugh. “Sei-sei, I was so angry. Angry at the Horde’s incursions, angry that Tyrande and Malfurion didn’t seem to be doing anything, angry at all of it, so much that I let myself fall under Fandral’s spell. Under his madness. But even in that madness, you were the one I sought out when they came to the Firelands. Beneath all of it, I knew what the Flame had made me. In the end, I realized how wrong I was.”

She looked upwards, midnight hair falling back as Delyra regarded the lights beyond Ardenweald’s canopy.

“When I woke up here, I suffered. Not just because of what I did but because I knew how much you’d suffer. How much you’d blame yourself, hate yourself.” Delyra's soul looked down again, her eyes finding Kyuusei. “And you, you silly thing, you wallowed in it for the longest time.”

Abashed, Kyuusei looked to the grasses at her feet. “I suppose I did.”

“You suppose? If you didn’t have a little bit of Ashamane watching over you, if you hadn’t had me watching over you, you probably would’ve ended up here yourself. And it’s Not. Your. Time.” Del smirked, drawing a finger beneath Kyuu’s chin. “Not yet. I have it on excellent authority.”

Kyuu grasped her lover's star-limned hand, a lopsided grin stealing across her face. “Are you keeping secrets from me, Del?””

“Spoilers, sweetie,” she drawled. “Let the dead keep their secrets. But listen to me. I want, I need you to promise me something.

“Dora dor. Just tell me what.”

“Always leaping in before you know where you’re landing." A soft smile eased Delyra's words. "I’m going to be part of this gift, this hope. And when the time comes, I want to know you’ll be there to guard and protect it. That you’ll watch over it, watch over me, like I’ve been watching you.” She drew in Kyuu’s hand, brushed her lips across sharp-tipped fingers. “Will you promise me that?”

“Of course I will, Del. After everything? Of course. But how will I know? It’s not like I’m someone Tyrande Whisperwind speaks to. I doubt she even knows who I am.”

“You’ll know. Ardenweald’s so close to the Dream they almost touch; they’re part of the same cycle. You know this. Trust me.” She held Kyuu’s hand between both of her own, encasing it in faded stars. “You’ll know. Now promise me, promise you'll watch.”

Kyuusei brought up her other hand, clasping Delyra’s fervently. “I promise to you. Whatever it is, I’ll watch it. I’ll protect it. I’ll protect you.”

“Thank you.”

Delyra’s soul stood still for a moment, then tugged at Kyuu’s hand as she began to walk again beneath the forest’s canopy.

“Now… tell me more about this other druid. What’s her name, Alania? And a druid of the branch, too.” Delyra suppressed a grin, her eyes dancing. “Isn’t she a little young for you?

“She’s a hundred and twelve!” It wasn’t clear if Kyuu’s outrage was genuine or feigned.

“Robbing the creche!” Del’s laughter echoed among the trees, sending shimmermoths fluttering from their perches. “You’ll be a millennia before she’s two hundred. Really, Sei-sei, you and some fresh-faced fledgling who doesn’t even have her tattoos…”

“Hey! You know she does! Lani earned them at…”

A squeeze of Delyra’s hand silenced Kyuu’s protests. “So long as she makes you happy, Sei-sei.” Her tone was softer, reassuring. “That’s all I want, is for you to be happy.””

“I will be,” Kyuu murmured, though doubt belied her words.

“I promise.”

[Reference: Influences - Delyra]

#kyuustory #flashback #delyra #walking with the dead #all apologies to Neil Gaiman for borrowing his title

[terry-perry]

What if steve has a sister reader and Shes dating thor and shes a short vers super soildier :3

I hope it's okay I altered this request

Even though you were Steve's baby sister, you were the one who was always looking out for him

You both had each other's back after your mom died

Not walking away from a fight was a trait you both shared

Bucky looking out for the both of you

And like Bucky, trying your best to convince Steve not to enlist when WWII approaches

You, yourself, decide to volunteer as a nurse's aide to help wounded soldiers

You could've stayed behind to help Steve at the local factory, but you knew your brother

You knew once he put his mind on something, he wouldn't rest until he got what he wanted

Sure enough, he was able to get himself in the Army

You wrote to him and Bucky constantly, wanting to make sure everything was okay

You also kept them up-to-date with your own stuff

You told them about the staff you worked with, the soldiers who actually had the strength to flirt with you as you dressed their wounds

Growing up with Steve and Bucky taught you the best ways to reject them luckily

But then you came across a certain someone who had many of the nurses giggling

He didn't look to be too injured as you saw him on his cot and he greeted you with a booming, accented voice

He was handsome, that you knew

He certainly thought so, judging from the overconfident grin he gave when complimenting you

Imagine his surprise when the only thing you replied with was how he looked well enough to be discharged. Which is good because the hospital was limited on resources

Thor became drawn to you afterwards

He just couldn't believe the way you rejected him

He came to Earth as a bet he made with his friends and a way to entertain himself with a few Midgardian women

Normally he'd be gifted with a slap or drink in the face if his advances weren't welcomed

You didn't even bother to look at him and treated him like anyone else

The nerve!

He noticed the way you tended to the needs of those who actually needed your attention

Your work came first, he realized as he saw what a natural caretaker were

So he went for a different approach

With Loki and Fandral's assistance, he conjured up a background for himself

A charming soldier from London who came from old money who's taking the time to heal before being shipped off once again

He apologizes to you for his forwardness, wanting to make it up to you with drinks at a bar nearby

You wanted to say no right away, but there was just something about him that seemed more sincere than the last interaction

Didn't help that your girl friends kept pushing you to have a night off, especially with this handsome stranger

You were glad you gave in after you had drinks and danced the night away

He was not only handsome, but also funny and surprisingly a gentleman

You talked until the early hours of the morning, bonding over your backgrounds

Specifically how you both do what you can for your brothers

You couldn't get enough of talking to him

Which is why a part of you was actually a little sad when he told you he had to leave so he can prepare to be shipped off

You asked him if he'll write to you

He promised you he would, almost looking as sad as you while doing so

That was the last you ever heard of him

Thor, meanwhile, found out about you again through Steve in 2012

Steve told him about how his sister knew a Thor Odinson in '42

Thor was confused about it until Steve revealed your name

He asked about you then, wanting to know how you've been

According to Steve, you actually met the man who would be your husband at the hospital you volunteered at

You ended up having two kids

You passed away about a decade ago, leaving them behind along with your many grandkids

Thor always regretted not going back to see you

He's at least happy you got to have a good life

Perhaps he should ask Steve to tag along the next time the Super Soldier goes to see your family

#thor x reader #steve rogers x reader #sister!reader #thor x you #x reader #marvel #headcanons #imagine #mcu #thor odison imagine #thor odison x reader #thor odinson #mcu au #mcu fanfiction #request #marvel cinematic universe

[thelibraryofsylphide]

The navigational charts. The route to the Farthest Gate. Wouldn't it be amazing if this venture of yours took you to the world beyond this one?" ― Sao Feng

Welcome to my blog! These are the Navigational Charts (no stealing or drowning needed!) for your visit.

Warnings / General Info:

- I can and will block freely, it is often not personal, you might just be into something I'm not. [Examples: Thor Ragnarok, Loki (TV series), Yashahime.] - Autistic, disabled, adult. - Flows in and out of obsessions. - Multilingual. - Main: @zanda-rl

Featured Post: This wonderful personalized moodboard by @abbys-moodboards

"'Up is down.' Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?" ― Jack Sparrow

Tags:

I sure as hell forget what I put here, so I can't imagine how confusing it must be for you guys. So here's the, maybe kept to date if on a good day, list of things I usually post or reblog about:

(Useful tip: The main topics are common, but the downwards arrow is what I usually fixate on the most. The related tags are beside each one, with spaces included.)

Main Fandoms / Media: - MCU in general, commonly up until Thor:TDW [#marvel] ↳ MCU!Loki, exclusively up until Thor:TDW [#loki] [#loki meta] ↳ Asgard [#asgard] ↳ Thor, up until T:TDW [#thor] [#thor meta] and Fandral [#fandral] [#fandralposting] - League of Legends Lore [#league of legends] ↳ Pantheon, the Unbreakable Spear [#pantheon league of legends][#league of legends pantheon] [#league of legends atreus] ↳ Skinlines/skins [#league of legends skins] ↳ Concept art [#concept art] (this tag will have more than just LOL) ↳ Cinematics [#league of legends cinematic] ↳ Aurelion Sol [#aurelion sol] - Pathologic (videogame saga) [#pathologic] ↳ The doctors: Daniil [#bachelor] [#daniil dankovsky], Artemy [#haruspex] [#artemy burakh] and Clara [#clara pathologic] ↳ Executors [#executor pathologic] and Tragedians [#tragedian pathologic] - The Mechanisms (band) [#the mechanisms] ↳ The Bifrost Incident [#the bifrost incident] - Five Nights at Freddy's (videogame saga) [#fnaf] - Ham-Ham Hamtaro (videogame saga) [#hamtaro] - South Scrimshaw (videogame by episodes) [#south scrimshaw] - Pirates of the Caribbean [#potc] [#pirates of the caribbean] - Lord of the Rings [#lotr] [#lord of the rings] - Journey (videogame) [#journey] - Our Life: Beginnings and Always (videogame) [#our life:bna] [#ourlifebna] [#our life: beginnings and always] - Undertale (videogame) [#undertale] [#undertale au] [#undertale aus] - Baldur's Gate 3 [#baldur's gate 3] ↳ Astarion [#astarion] ↳ Gale [#gale] [#gale of waterdeep] ↳ Wyll [#wyll ravengard] [#wyll] - Inuyasha (anime/manga series) [#inuyasha] - Gargoyles (TV series/comics) [#gargoyles]

General Likes: - Punk [#punk aesthetic] [#punk] [#punk fashion] [#punk outfit] [#punk patches] [#patches] - Dividers [#dividers] - Concept art [#concept art] - Mythology [#greek myth] [#norse myth] - Quotes, sayings and lessons [#commonplace] [#commonplace tag] - Lordi (band) [#lordi] - Moodboards [#moodboards] [#moodboard] [#my moodboard][#my moodboards] - Gif making [#my gifs] - Set Design [#set design] - Screenplays [masterpost]

"Nothing here is set. These can't be as accurate as modern charts." "No. But it leads to more places." ― Will Turner and Tai Huang

Credits:

Title card - by me

Dividers Art Deco by @saradika

Dainty Chains | green blue by @cafekitsune

#masterpost #index #library of sylphide #organizational post #pinned post #master post #list #pirates of the caribbean #potc #potc themed masterpost #yes I am that nerd

[kisses-4-loki]

Imagine Dashingfrost courting, it took a while for Odin and Thor to stop glaring at him but it’s cool now (mostly), and they’re getting ready to have their first kid.

Then the kid comes out frost giant and the whole court gets wind of it and Fandral is like “Loki hun, ily, but…explain maybe?”

Fandral: Loki... baby... why is the baby blue

Loki, tearfully: I don't know, I don't understand!!

Odin & Frigga: Well... you see...

Loki, finding out hopped up on birth hormones and very sore, suddenly pissed: YOU MFERS-

Fandral: *bodyblocking Loki's parents by handing Loki the baby*

Loki and Fandral end up hiding away in a house Loki found years ago, while Loki broods. A bit. Mostly he's playing with the baby, admiring them at all hours and playing with them. Fandral is so fond of his husband and totally down to support him being salty at his parents for a while.

Thor is not. He really really wants to see his niece/nephew. Bro is DESPERATE and just keeps looking for them. Eventually Loki sends him a letter and let's him in, and Thor is DELIGHTED, refusing to let the baby go and carrying/playing with them all day if he's allowed.

Frigga and Odin don't see the baby again for at least 6 months

#loki #marvel #loki laufeyson #dashingfrost #fandral #fandral the dashing #fandroki #thor #frigga #odin #heheheh #ty anon #dashingfrost anon

[jellywellybeanie]

Not to be a hoe on main but imagine Fandral waxing poetic in love letters to Loki and doing the Absolute Most™. He buys a wax seal stamp kit to use specifically for Loki, sprays the letter with cologne, and seals the envelope with wax that he knows is Loki’s favorite color.

#bonus: he adds dried clippings of Loki’s favorite flower to the seal #dashingfrost #fandroki #fandral x loki #hc

[imagine-loki]

Soul-mates

TITLE: Soul-mates CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: one-shot AUTHOR: colifower ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki’s spotify wrapped. Wait, what’s that? They added a musical soulmate in this year’s edition? RATING: PG NOTES/WARNINGS: my AO3 version has Tess' spotify wrapped up and some basic mechanics behind the selection of the Soul-mates. I honestly couldn't bother to copy them here so... bon apple titty, as the youths say

"Huh," said Loki, sprawled over Thor's sofa. "Have you seen this?" Thor peeked over his shoulder and shrugged. "With the ammount of times you've rickrolled me this year it's no wonder it's on your top five. 420 views? Seriously?"

The younger snickered. "I actually rickrolled you 413 times, but I HAD to play it up to 420. I was talking about the music soul-mate feature." "Oh, yeah! They added the feature this year." "Here it says it's somebody with the username Space_Stoned_420" "With that username they need to be somewhat like you." "I'm intrigued. I think I'm gonna find them." "What?" "Aren't you intrigued? Who is your music soul-mate? Show me!"

Thor took his phone out of his pocket and smashed it against the closest wall. Being the heir of a galactic empire meant that he neither had a concept of money nor was he going to start any time soon.

"I only listen to Bears and Beards," said Thor. "So it makes sense that it's Fandral and Hogun's podcast account." "I thought they stopped uploading after the first wave of negative coments." Thor shook his head. "They are my friends," he said full of pride. "But I would do anyways, the bear tips are just incredible." "What do you want them for? Do you have a boyfriend or something?" "They're not for that kind of bear. Most of the times, at least." "Do you have a bear, Thor?" "I like to support local queer artists." "You have not answered my question." "What question?" "Do you have a bear, Thor?" "Hm...?" said the eldest, walking slowly towards the door. "Thor." "...what?" Loki sighted. Thor kept avoiding the question. He stepped once again towards the exit. "Thor..." groaned the god of mischief. "Not this again." "Ok, I can explain..." Please do." "...They are an endangered species, so I brought two with me home because here on Asgard polar bears don't have any natural predators and..." "TWO POLAR BEARS?!" "It is part of a rescue program. Besides, mom and dad won't even notice..." "Thor! They hunt people! To eat them! Asgard is not prepared for another one of your experiments in invasive species." "Yes, well, I..." Thor sprinted out of the room and down the corridor, Loki followed suit, knife in hand. Later on, Loki sat on his bed, feet up on the wall, staring at his email inbox. He furrowed his eyebrow. It was spotify alerting him that Spaced_Stoned_420 followed him back on the music platform." That was the problem, wasn't it? No chat option in the music app. Loki sighted. At least he could give them a follow back. Perhaps even snoop on their playlist, surely their 'music soulmate' would have good taste. Loki was greeted with a collaborative playlist called 'follow this n00bmaster69', you bitch. He smiled.

The charm worked wonders on those midgardian mercenaries known as S.H.I.E.L.D. Loki was able to slide right under their noses and into the secured vault. He opened the case, as their instructions told him to. There layed...

"A cube?" "The sexiest cube in existance ;)" Loki blushed. The sound of the... being? reverbereated loudly in his head. "So... Space Stoned 420?" "You're missing a fiew _, but yes. That's me," continued the cube. "I go by Tess these days. It comes from Tesseract." "Oh, em... Loki. I mean... I'm n00bmaster69. I think we're spotify soulmates." "Oh yeah! I forgot about that," said the stone. "My brother has been recently involved with an AI. And by involved I mean intrinsically connected: they share a body." "I know the kind," said the magician, thinking of his brother's 'hammered dates' where the alcohol and the palm fruits were nowhere to be found.

"Yeah... he's been trying to set me up with increasingly more complicated algorithms. My tinder match called me a bluff for posting 'unrealistic body images'. It's not my fault I'm a powerful and mysterious cube." "That sucks, bestie." Tess sighted. "It's difficult out here. More if you look like I do." "I like it" said Loki. "Unexpected. Uncommon." "Thank you. It means a lot, it really does." "So... are you up to a date? I've heard that they sell boba tea here in Algeria. Globalization and all that." "What doesn 'tea' mean?" Loki wrinkled his nose. "It's... um... a drink. I think you'll like it." said the somewhat of a man, picking up the stone. He found Tess warm to the touch, and found himself fond of it." "Hell yeah >:P"

#Loki #Lover #God of Mischief #Submitted one shot #Submitted fic #colifower #solu-mates