when i say i hate bronies in my header, it’s hyperbole. i don’t necessarily hate you if you self identify with the brony label. i don’t even hate you necessarily if the brony label applies to you. it’s kinda like when i say i hate all men
i hate the bastards who seemed hell bent on showing me porn and gore as a child. the ones who made fandom for the new children’s show an unsafe place for children. the ones gatekeeping the show’s litteral target audience from their own spaces. the ones who were misogynistic and homophobic like i’ve never even seen in a baptist church here in the south. i can say more, but ill save that stuff for therapy.
i’m a fan of stuff for which i am not the target audience, a great many things, but im not bigot about it. also considering that i am a trans woman, and more than that i was a child when the show was coming out, the brony label does not apply to me and i would appreciate it not being used for me. entirely divorced from my personal baggage with the label
if you self identify as a brony im probably pretty chill with you actually. and if you are one of the people ive been describing here, you better have done a lot of growing as a person. and please venmo me $50 at least
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Dating Kai Parker Headcanons
First of all, if you ever reciprocate his feelings toward you this man will go absolutely feral.
Forehead and cheeks kisses.
This is the most touch-starved person in this universe, a few times a month you are late to school because he won't let you out of bed in the morning. Kai is incredibly clingy.
In public always hand on your hip.
Loves movie nights with you. You introduced him to the new cinema.
Total Gentleman holds the door, and he pulls up a chair.
Loves to cook. If you also like it, just do it together and have fun. If you don't or have no time for that, no problem, he will be your personal cook.
A good one to clarify.
He is learning - that sentence is a key, he is constantly learning about feelings and human things. Having you on his side is priceless in his eyes. You are someone he never had, someone who just unconditionally loves him, no matter what he does.
Don't think that you can't say a word when he does something purely evil-mean-shitty, your opinion is of great value to him. That's because you know how to talk with him. And Kai knows that you won't leave him, you will help him.
Kai is a playful and teasing man, you will be provoked anytime he is near.
Master of foreplay, I mean… with him is always foreplay.
Loves to be either a small or big spoon. There are times when he prefers to be the little one and just snuggle into you.
He is a kinky man, be ready to try new things. ANY KIND OF THEM (besides inviting someone else, he is really possessive)
He is really emotionally unstable, and that's something you two work on. Obviously, most of that is a repercussion of his childhood trauma.
You are the only person that Kai really cares about, he is the man that will burn the world for you. He sees you as his good side.
He is convinced that he doesn't deserve you.
Kai would never hurt you.
One of the most obvious yandere here. If there is any little threat made towards you, oh boy.
He may work on his "dark side" but still
Be ready for jealousy scenes. As I said, he thinks that Kai doesn't deserve you, so any other man who is interested in you is a danger.
BUT KAI IS A DAMN MENANCE
Kai trusts you with his life, but no one else. Even himself. Other men especially
You never cared what others say, but when you started dating Kai… It was a test of your strength. Everyone turns back to you. They see Kai as a monster, and no one even you could change their mind.
But you didn't care, Kai was the one.
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