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harrysfolklore · 2 years

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i love what you do with the babysitter series. i can’t wait to see more

ITS NANNY TIMEEEEEE !! i really really hope you like this part bc ooohhh lord what’s coming next. SEND ME FEEDBACK !!!

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yourinstagram first day of the nyc residencies and i’m feeling icky :// and yes i’m aware that i’m in my underwear and no bra in this pic but i’ve been throwing up all morning so don’t give me shit for it

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yourbff oi, whatever you say, princess

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pillowpersonpp And yet you still look beautiful 💖

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kidharpoon Are you hungover? Did you convince your old man to go out for drinks ?

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harryfan1 BABYYY

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harryfan3 NEW PLEASING HOODIE ??? NEW COLLECTION??

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yrrahselyts A sick Nanny on film because she’s excited about her modeling debut. I love you @yourinstagram x

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harryfan1 OMFGGG

harryfan2 she’s absolutely stunning wow

harryfan3 she’s getting modeling gigs just because she’s dating harry? i smell a famewhore

↳ harryfan4 come on now, you can’t be calling her an attention seeker when she’s not even public on instagram and besides the leak their relationship has been so private

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harrystyles Pleasing x Marco Ribeiro. YN, 2022. Find your Pleasing.

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harryfan1 OH MY GOOOD

annetwist Gorgeous girl 🥰

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pillowpersonpp That’s my baby and I’m proud 💖

yourinstagram i love you 🥺

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harryfan3 i still think she’s a famewhore 🤷‍♀️

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yourinstagram good luck to my lovie tonight, baby jonesland and i will be cheering from backstage 🥰

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jefezoff Firing Pham and hiring you

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yrrahselyts I miss you already

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pillowpersonpp Gorgeous gorgeous girl 💖

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alex-turners-world · 6 months

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So what do we have?

Louise: A woman who stalked a man to get with him, who "stole" him from another woman, that she mocks to this day. A cheater herself. A racist and lover of rape jokes and perverts (hello gainsbourg). A famewhore. A copycat who cosplays Alex's exes to the small details. A crazy person in general ( the knife video and her pretending that she's with Alex, while he's in another country!)

Amanda: racist as fuck, stalker to the extent that there's a restraining order. Shaded Breana many times. The owner of the infamous phrase "did you have tumor for breakfast?"

And as a cherry on top there's Matthew: the man who cheated on his wife and dumped her right after she buried her parents. He abandoned his daughter to the point when she wondered if he died. Breana was a single mother for three years!!!

What can I say? A dumb triangle reunited again. They keep exposing their lack of brain by posting all this shit.

#louise verneuil #matt helders #amanda blank #dumb triangle

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doctortwhohiddles · 8 months

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I guess ZFC has decided to die on the "Tom's become a famewhore" hill. 🙄

The article describes Tom and Zawe as reclusive. How is that compatible with a famewhore? On what planet does this logic makes sense?

Tom and Zawe didn't attend that party because they wanted attention, they went to support their friend. They only pictures we have of the 2 of them together are them leaving and a few crowd shots. They didn't even pose together for an official photograph.

Tinhaters need a PR 101 class. They sure as fuck don't understand how it works. Here's a hint: going about your day like a normal person isn't PR. They need to stop viewing Tom as product and see him for the human being he is.

#hiddleston tinhaters #thezfc #ffs #morons the lot of them

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joesalw · 4 months

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I can’t imagine how hurtful it must feel to be harassed and sent death threats for months while going through what his family went through this fall, to see the whole Matty situation go down with happiest she has ever been within weeks of the breakup, her behavior and wink wink bullshit at the shows, the YLM release in May to really shove it in his face, her friends continuing to pull their bullshit, the bullshit last week with Jack with the date and Taylor with the like, shoving Travis out there to do the opposite of what your relationship was about - and then have your ex just put it out there to fucking Time magazine that she wasted 6 years with you and that she’s never been happier because the himbo is a famewhore too. Which now just continues the harassment and death threats to a greater level because it’s coming straight from her. And that’s just about Joe! The whole article is just a bitter bitch who is always the victim with no fucking clue or self-awareness.

Taylor Swift is a terrible person.

I'm legit so grossed out by her

#anti taylor swift

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feministsforkatemiddleton · 21 days

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As a matter of fact: NO.

From Amanda Matta's substack.

And look, I completely understand that asking the masses of social media to adhere to objective reporting standards is a fight lost from the very beginning. But reader, it was as if people had legitimately lost their minds. Some of the most intelligent women creators that I follow, and whose content I have watched for years, even went off the deep end and started posting that the Kate Middleton being presented to us in pictures wasn’t actually her.

I just need to say now, though, it absolutely was her. My thing—always—with conspiracy theories is that the bigger the lie (and the more people required to keep it a secret), the more likely we are to learn the truth. If the Palace really had orchestrated a Fake Kate to stand in for her, there’s no way they were going to pull that off, especially while under so much scrutiny, without someone spilling the beans. They couldn’t even release a Mother’s Day photo of Kate that could successfully evade detection, okay?

It wasn't just the pictures. Which, yes, were real and were Kate. It was much more vicious than that, though -- the affair rumors, divorce, and much worse. To claim otherwise is to brush off grotesque misogynist attacks.

First, “supporters” of the Princess of Wales (and by this I mean a hodge-podge of royalists, fans, and sympathetic players in the British press) cried “Shame!” on those who had been asking questions about her whereabouts. In doing this, they lumped everyone into the same category, even though many (including myself) recognized the oddities in Kate’s sick leave and had questioned the Palace’s overly defensive strategy without resorting to conspiracy.

They told you very clearly what was happening in January. You chose to dismiss it and act in bad faith.

We can also recognize that the Princess of Wales is being afforded the benefit of boundaries that were denied her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Sussex, when she entered the Royal Family. The same British Press that once demanded Meghan give a photo op with her hours-old royal baby…is now curiously steadfast in the belief that royal women don’t owe us anything regarding their health that they don’t want to freely reveal.

The same British Press that told Meghan that her struggle for mental health treatment was all for show is now lauding Kate for prioritizing her physical recovery.

And don’t even get me started on the “privacy” angle.

For years, we’ve heard that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s request for privacy for their young family is absurd—they’re public figures, and therefore, every facet of their lives is “fair game.” And just where do they get off demanding privacy while still attending premieres and releasing exclusives to American media?

ER WRONG ANSWER. If you had a good editor, they would tell you to delete this. THIS IS NOT ABOUT MEGHAN.

One, no one forced Meghan to do a photo op. In fact, the reports at that time were that she was choosing not to. Then she and Harry proceeded to show their baby off on the Windsor red carpet, not the hospital steps. She has since then told different versions of the "truth."

Two, Meghan never shared her mental health issues until two years after the fact, when she was in the U.S. And the main person who did not take action was her own husband.

And are we saying then quiet part out loud?? "Kate has privacy, but Meghan didn't" Um yes, she did? Were her medical records hacked? Was she ever followed by photogs like Kate? No. She was not. She had negative press coverage because she was being called out for misusing her role as RF member, as a diplomatic representative for the UK.

Oh, and newsflash: Meghan's a famewhore. She doesn't want privacy, trust, she wants the attention. And no one cares about their kids; I do hope they have privacy and a happy life.

Multiple things can be true at the same time, and I know that if you’re a longtime follower of mine, you’ll already know this to be my perspective. The saga of “Katespiracy” has been a mentally exhausting time to be a royal commentator, though, because so many folks want to pretend that any critical conversation about Kensington Palace (the entity) at this time is a personal assault on the Princess of Wales. That’s not my M.O., nor is it most peoples’ when we embark on these discussions of how the Palace handled the past several weeks.

When put under pressure, Palace Communications officials got defensive, demanding, and downright salty. Most people who asked questions about Kate merely wanted to be reassured that she was okay. And for many, that was only a concern because of the Royal Family’s previous track record with handling women’s health issues. Both Diana, Princess of Wales, and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, are on record discussing the abysmal ways that they were treated during health crises—not by the public, but by the Palace teams that were meant to support them.

Then what do you want? I don't get it. Do you want a woman with cancer to tell the world about her private health issues before she's ready? What were they to say? Could it be maybe they were right to say nothing, you just chose to promote drama for clicks and $$?

And let's see why they waited. Kate had surgery. She had a two-week recovery in the hospital. She went home and had further recovery. They found cancer in post-op tests. Kate and William then had to mentally process a terrible diagnosis. Then they had to find the proper course of treatment with medical professionals. They had to tell their kids and reassure them everything would be okay. Kate was still recovering. She started chemo. All while having to mentally handle it and protect her kids. That's a lot. And you can't be compassionate, you can't give the poor woman -- sorry KP okay sure /s -- a fucking break. But you aren't blaming Kate no! Just KP.

IF you want to do that, maybe at least come up with some alternative of how the could have handled a very sensitive issue. But you didn't. So maybe you aren't blaming Kate -- or you are but don't realize it --but you sure as hell aren't showing any basic understanding of the situation or empathy.

All this comes down to, really, is "BUT MEGHAN!!!"

So Matta, you're wrong.

#princess catherine #princess of wales #british royal family #team wales #prince william #brf #sexism

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insanityclause · 8 months

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Lmfao at zfc saying Tom or his team read her blog and that’s how they knew bobby was showing up. If Tom or someone close to him read that blog, I would die of second hand embarrassment. Imagine being happy at the idea that your idol reads a blog where you and your anons constantly insult and mischaracterize his relationship tosaying their everyday normal life is marketing, accuse of being a famewhore succubus, the only time they compliment him is if he’s hot, I’d set myself on fire if he saw it

The nerve of some people’s children, honestly.

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anbubisibuna · 4 months

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Don't fucking go around and tell people it's not celebrities job to speak on Palestine or Congo etc..

Guess what? It's not my job either. Celebrities aren't excluded from this Planet. You do realize that we all share the same earth right?

Having a huge platforms that some of these celebs have and not using it is fucking selfish.

Taylor Swift and Beyonce (+ Jay Z) are fucking billionaires! Not even getting into the part that this isn't ethical. These women aren't going end up on the street begging for money if they speak up.

These narcisstic famewhore celebrities where so quick to make an out of touch video singing imagination in their mansion when covid hit. But now there's so much uproar on social media it's silence. Where the is the We are the World?

#free palestine #celebrity culture #free congo #free armenia #free sudan

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houseofbrat · 1 year

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I keep thinking of all the things NYC real royal told us. That she basically trapped him. that some level of "secrets will be told if I don't get what I want" was used. That he'd broken up with her but she continued to stalk him. I do think there is trauma bonding at play here she is surely a narcissist. And loads of deception. Lies.

I still remember @nycrealroyal-blog saying that Meghan was “a booty call gone bad.” Don’t remember the exact post but if people haven’t read her blog before they should.

https://www.tumblr.com/nycrealroyal-blog

The story of them meeting via Instagram DMs...and that he saw her on a “friend’s” IG...I have no doubt that it was Marcus Anderson’s IG. The story of them meeting via Instagram and not a real blind date completely supports the “booty call gone bad” story by @nycrealroyal-blog.

#ask #The LOSERS known as Harry & Meghan #instagram #netflix #crazy sociopathic bitch Megs Markle #shameless #Gold Digging #famewhore

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taylortruther · 6 months

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The "I can't BELIEVE this world-famous celebrity likes attention!!" outrage is always funny to me - I've seen it happen in so many fandoms, not just with Taylor, and it's like. Babes. No one chooses the entertainment industry because they dislike attention. That doesn't automatically make them a shameless famewhore who forfeits their right to basic privacy, obviously, but even the most reclusive indie artist who's all about their ~*craft*~ still likes the attention on some level!

it's cruel that a lot of gossip-hounds have this belief, that if you are open about anything you deserve to have your entire life laid out. celebs really do just become toys/sources of entertainment, not humanity.

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borisbubbles · 1 year

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Eurovision 2023 PRESHOW - part 1: the BAD entries

Okay, so here we go.

37 Countries, and sadly not as much time as I would like to cover all of them.

Thus, 37 rambly write ups in which i loquaciously air my gripes and grievances about the upcoming famewhores / artists competing at the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest.

There will be no holds barred and no prisoners taken. This year is trashy, some of it shit, but a lot of it is more fun than last year’s Rulll Musique!! 🙂

In this post we’ll deal with the BAD ENTRIES so we get them out of the way and you know who to hold in contempt for the next two months.

Without further ado, in last place we have:

37. GREECE Victor Vernicos - “What they say” Semifinal 2, slot #08

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There’s quite a bit of subparness in this mix, but nothing is quite as tragic as this miscarriage of a song. It’s already bad enough that you have to rig an internal selection. It’s embarrassing to rig it for this absolute garbage. Was the scandi money worth the price of your top 10 streak, ERT? Was it really?!

Okay, so first and foremost “What they say” has some of the worst chord progression at this contest. Overproduced, obnoxious, cloying and abrasive, all at the same time. Its general cadence is that of an American driving in shift-stick gear. Why does it constantly interrupt itself? Is this supposed to create dramatic pauses where we can figure out what words he’s supposed to have said?

Secondly, the fucking CURSED singing. I don’t care how good of a vocal talent you are, but if you twist your words like marble-mouthed goober into intelligibility such as “assholes make joy no one loses their whey” you’ve fucked up. WHY do the indie zoomer cunts insist on engaging in this tomfoolery? Do they think it gives them a personality and makes them relevant?

Thirdly,

“Cuz u no wud dey seh?

” THEY SAY, *WHAT*?!

The message. The older I get, the fewer fucks I am willing to spare yet another mewling milktoother whining about “how fucked up the world is, it’s too late for me”. Yet, here we are, “a lost soul” (sorry, “asshole”) and “hurt one” (sorry, “huyt wun”) who solemny declares for nobody but himself his precious little feelings are hurt and thus his life is over.

:inhales:

YOU ARE SIXTEEN!!! 😤😤😤😤

HOW CAN YOU SAY YOUR LIFE IS OVER, YOU’RE FUCKING SIXTEEN!!!!

this is like when Sebastian Rejman and Elliot Vassamillet implied that they would ACTUALLY HAVE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS about how bad a place the world is, when in reality they’re so fucking white upper middle class their privilege ALONE enabled them to bore us with soapbox preaching. Even if we don’t assume this isn’t some self-aggrandising hyperbole - having a cause to live and die for is great mate, but if you’re really going down that rabbit hole of “it being too late” at that point in your life, take a step back, get some professional counselling and don’t go to Eurovision, where you get shredded apart by fat frumpy arseholes like me!

Odds at Eurovision - Greece

I’m inclined to say this gets through, because it IS Greece and good lord Denmark is also voting for this, aren’t they? Like unironically even WITHOUT taking the fact that he’s half a Dane (X___X) into account.

And yet... I will point out that when Argo and Yianna NQ’d, Greece were performing in the same semifinal as Cyprus. 🙂

Besides, “What they say” is so ROTTED that I could absolutely see it receive votes from just Cyprus and Denmark and then nothing from any other country, dooming it to NQ purgaory. I would feel more confident if (1) we knew how Victor’s live performance skills are (given that he has no experience, i’m willing to guess they’re not very good) (2) Cyprus were actually much, much better than Greece, so they could deliver the killing blow by hoovering up the Hellene vote. Sadly, Cyprus picked Andrew Lambrou. (more on *that* soon.) if Victor does go through, I think he’s a serious contender for last place in the finale. 🙂

Qualifier Tier: C Predicted placement: 8-14th (semi), 20-26th (Grand Final)

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36. ISRAEL Noa Kirel - “Unicorn” Semi 1, slot #10

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Remember when Starbucks pioneered Unicorn Lattes, which were the saccharine multicolour abominations the zoomers pretended to like because they were in vogue? That’s the first thing I think about whenever Noa Kirel springs to mind. 🙂

The Fandom’s tastes have reached a new low if ANY woman with ANY even remotely uptempo song can be deemed “a slay” because of her gender, privilege and money. Like seriously. Europe selects a few straight male acts (none of which are honestly *bad*) in a row and the fan bubble IMMEDIATELY -out of what I assume has to be a combination of Stockholm Syndrome and latent misandry- imprint onto the first woman they see and crown her a queen without second thoughts.

Like yeah, sure Unicorn is phenomen-phemonen phenominally bad. Like on several levels? Unicorn is actually not offensive because it’s pandering and annoying (although it is very much is both of those things), but because it’s so fucking BORING and it has no excuse to be that way.

Unicorn is a wash of different styles, none of which go together btw, all of which tap into the lowest and commonest of denominators. Its scuffed parts are equally far away from “slay”. The worst offender is the dance break at the end that does NOT suit the rest of the song, drawn inspiration from Efendi’s MATA HARI (honestly how doesn’t Israel just crawl under a rock in SHAME after doing that).

BUT THE POWER OF A YOO-KNEE-CAWN!!! whatever the fuck that means.

What also gets to me is that, despite the superficial shittiness of the catchphrases and buzzwords and fucking STUPID hand gestures, Israel also seem to not only expect the fandom to support them, but act like they’re entitled to it.

What you are entitled to Israel, is a big fat:

If there’s one act this year that has ZERO rights to be arrogant, it’s this one.

ODDS AT EUROVISION - ISRAEL

I’m going to be very brief here: this is bottom five in the grand final. We all know, deep down that Unicorn will fail to impress and everyone will simultaneously come to the conclusion that it’s really fucking shit, and it’ll strand itself in an obsequious 23rd place. End of story. Not wasting any more time on that.

It will qualify though. In a semi with more songs, and also more competitive songs in general, it would struggle to stand out and be on the cusp of qualification. This year though... Israel only need to beat five others, and three of those include Ireland, Azerbaijan and Netherlands, so... it’s through. Someone else will be that semi’s shock NQ.

Qualifier tier: B- Predicted Placement: 8th-10th (semi), 21st-25th (Grand Final)

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35. CROATIA Let 3 - “Mama ŠČ!” Semifinal 1, slot #07

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Imagine being subjected to that and having zero reaction to that whatsoever. If you can imagine that, welcome to my world! 😑

Yeah so, I can sort of respect the logic behind choosing Let 3 - Dora reached an all-time low with no real options (Harmonia Dissonance fully lived up to their name 😔) and Let 3 are a well-known and very well-established Shock Value Novelty Band, so might as well go for it!

The problem is that they’re fucking shit! 🙂

Like, “Mama ŠČ!” is the sort of nihilistic novelty nonsense i’d expect a Montenegro or San Marino to go for and, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed over the years, but I generally don’t care about the tomfoolery those countries send? I’d rather have something vapid that is pleasant to listen to, than something humourous but barely listenable.

Also, the humour. I understand some people find Let 3 funny. I don’t. At all. I think the problem is largely that “Mama ŠČ!” tries to go for Shock Value, but I find none of it particularly shocking? Dressing up a pasty white man as Lenin throwing missiles while yelling CROCODILE PSYCHOPATH isn’t particularly witty and -given the *actual missile throwing* going on in ukraine right now- kinda poor in taste?

I dunno. As you can tell, I respect Croatia MORE than Israel and Greece, because their entry isn’t just a safe attempt at qualification that will cruise to a bottom ten finish. It actually has a clear concept and identity! Sadly that doesn’t take away that it’s actually just kinda crap really. 😐

ODDS AT EUROVISION - CROATIA

This is the first of many entries in this year with an absurdly wide range in terms of where it can finish at the scoreboard.

So first off, there IS a chance the humor just doesn’t land and it NQ’s anyway. Given that the field in the first semi is what it is, I’m tempted to say that, like Israel, Croatia are through by default and perhaps more securely.

However unlike Israel, I could see this getting a good chunk of televotes, and I’m not sure whether I like this? Let 3 unironically remind me of two other godawful novelty entries (So Lucky and We Are The Winners) and I despise the idea of Croatia getting similar traction in a televote. This year generally has a lot of fun trash on offer, and it can do much better than this.

Still, I do think there’s a certain *appeal* for this, in the same sense there was a market for Ikke fucking Hüftgold. It could be a shock top 10! it could also just be ignored by everyone for being shit and annoying and get last in the finale. 🤷‍♀️

Qualifier tier: B Projected placement: 5th-12th (Semi), 13th-20th (Grand Final)

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34. SWITZERLAND Remo Forrer - “Watergun” Semi 1, slot #08

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I present to you: exhibit #1 to why i’m pleased juries are banned from the semi’s. 🙂 and of course the proof comes courtesy of Shitzerland.

So let’s get the USP out of the way first: Remo is a twink with a baritone’s voice aren’t you AMAZED?! Not really? Like he’s got a good voice but that’s not what I watch Eurovision for. I don’t admire people just because they’re competent at the things they’re supposed to be good at in the first place. (Well I don’t admire other people in general, period.) Sadly, Remo’s vocal chops are the only positive thing about “Watergun”!

To be fair I’m -at this stage at least- more bored than i’m annoyed, but the more I think about it, the more i realize that ‘Watergun” is rancid and deserves to be placed amongst the other bad entries. It really just is an uninspired, empty, bland-as-béchamel Voice Lauriate’s First Power Ballad Single, and honestly does anyone care about these? Nobody had a care when Will Church and Atle Pettersen sang their boring songs in a competent, powerful voice, and likewise nobody cares about Remo :-)

You will also notice that I’m not even addressing the, ah, very interesting choice of going with those lyrics and that message, at this point in time. I’m not going to indulge in that... yet. Such is the price of being EVIL on purpose. 🙂

Odds at Eurovision - SWITZERLAND

I REALLY want to believe in twink death, but good grief, look at semi 1. There are only five NQs, and more than five unvotable songs in it.

Rationally, Switzerland are less secure than most because -again- the televote did NOT turn up for Will Church or Atle Pettersen, but i’m not feeling as confident as I’d like. There are other countries in that semi which are equally hopeless or potentially even more of a televote repellent, so I guess by *default* Shitz could sneak in in like... 9th-10th?

As far as who would pick up their phone and vote for this, I honestly don’t have a clue. Cat ladies? Old Farts? Guillible fools? Idk. Certainly nobody with a will to live their best life. Like Victor, Remo is also an unironic contender for a bottom placement in the finale. Unlike Greece though, the path Remo will follow towards the bottom will involve him receiving several smaller jury votes, with another 0 from the televote as the coup de grâce.

Qualifier tier: C Projected Placement: 9th-14th (Semi), 19th-26th (Grand Final)

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NEXT UP: The mediocrities that I sorta pity and hold in contempt, but don’t have a particular dislike for. 🙂

#Eurovision 2023 #ESC 2023 #Liverpool 2023 #Preshow Ranking #BorisBubbles #Croatia #Let 3 #Mama SC!#Israel #Noa Kirel #Unicorn #Greece #Victor Vernicos #What They Say #Switzerland #Remo Forrer #Watergun

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