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chaoticsentienttoaster · 1 year

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My parents: use your degree for something useful!

Me: using my degree to write fake studies about various things and showing them to my friends to make them feel better about various things.

Ex: a friend was sad about his head shape so I came up with some data to "prove" that his head shape was rated as more attractive by members of his preferred sex/gender.

It's really not that hard. Especially if yoy have accesd to a stats software like R or know how to use Python. Then you can make graphs too!

#chaotic evil posting?#fake statistics #evil wizards

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anbuselvi1 · 1 year

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25 Latest Personalization Statistics And Trends (2023 Edition)

Personalization statistics provide the best way to know what consumers think about personalization as well as how it affects businesses as a whole. In this post, we’ve rounded up the latest personalization statistics and trends. Our sources surveyed real consumers and businesses and have published detailed reports on the implementation of personalization, personalization tools and advanced…

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dontmean2bepoliticalbut · 1 year

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You can view the data HERE

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miabrown007 · 2 months

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Felonies and Other Love Languages - Chapter 25

“I could serenade you under your bedroom window,” Marinette says, fussing with the stitching of a ballgown. “What?” “Or I could fight my way through security and reach you when your plane’s just about to take off.” The stubborn fabric refuses to stay put under her fingertips. “Any flights scheduled for next week?” When she finally looks up, Adrien’s staring at her from the other side of the workshop table. His mouth snaps shut. “What are you talking about?” “Brainstorming grand romantic gestures. Obviously.”

#'the average person commits 10.000 acts of self-sabotage' factiod is a statistical error. Marinette Dupain-Cheng is an outlier adn--#miraculous ladybug #adrinette #love square #ml fanfic #adrienette #faoll #felonies and other love languages #heist au #miraculous writing #fake dating

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bookshelfdreams · 1 year

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#please spread this y'all it's important statistics about the tumblr userbase!#there's been fakes going around. it is so important to make sure you only reply to legitimate surveys #&yes. absolutely you may tell me about hagfish and other deep sea creatures #gender

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lostlavenderer · 2 days

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Can statistics give me a fucking BREAK I just want to write and publish some dyhard fics on my beloved ao3. statistics hates lesbians confirmed.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #dyhard #im just saying if not for statistics i would have already fully written a fake dating fic

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phantomstatistician · 6 months

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Tag: Fake/Pretend Relationship

Sample Size: 13,085 stories

Source: AO3

#harry potter #mcu #marvel #bts #my hero academia #mha #haikyuu!!#the avengers #teen wolf #supernatural #star wars #captain america #fake/pretend relationship #fanfiction #ao3 #statistics #phantom statistician

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juriyuna · 5 months

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"It turns out that the girl I like, a well-respected upperclassman at my school, is dating her twin sister in secret" is something so insane that it could only happen to Yukika

#yukika has dangan ronpa naegi luck #it doesn't matter if something is good or bad #if it's statistically improbable and sounds fake when you say it out loud it will happen to her #she'll win the 0.005% lotto chance #but she'll also win the 0.005% ''the girl i like IS in fact a lesbian but alas she is fucking her sister'' chance #day in the life [crying sunglasses casino bunny emoji] [thumbs up emoji]#i don't think i could see yukika/tsukuyo working out anyway #i feel like if they Did start dating they'd both realize that they'd rather just be friends #but it's still funny to me that of all of the people yukika could be smitten with #it's the one girl in the entire city who's dating her twin. what are the odds.#yukika of course tells nobody. she loves illegal gambling she's not gonna narc on her senpai #magia record #nanase yukika

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davidtennantpussytulpa · 8 months

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statistics is so dumb ‘the probability that someone wont show up is 5% so how many people out of 100 wont show up?’ well 5. im going to say 5. but noooooo according to binomial distribution its actually 1.736884 LIKEEE FUCK OFFFFFFFF YOURE JUST MAKING SHIT UP!!!!!!

#^fake numbers but very real problem im having. statistics is the stupidest thing on earth its fake math #its math if someone was like how about i encode secret rules into my word problem and if you dont eat every breadcrumb you will be 5000% off #KILLS MYSELFFFFF

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varijacija · 1 year

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All the softbutch yulia posts on here forget that she would sell you to satan for one corn chip

#shes so casuly evil #like she would be one of the people who believe in eugenics #what only 20% habe to die that a good statistic type of person #she was not sure if lara was going to die in that fake gun incident but she was like eh probs not i took care of it ig #i need more protection here I have my scemes going on #pathologic

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toadtrumpets · 1 month

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I've learned in the past month that 2 people I know believe that Alaska is an island, I feel like I'm going insane. How common is this? How many people have just never looked at a map? Or, how many people have and simply never bothered to check out America on that map?

#this is like that fake statistic #that went around that said that 1 in 5 people #believed the earth was flat #at least I think it's fake #maybe not #at this point I'll believe anything

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string-cheese-cake · 11 months

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Nobody asked but white supremacy is the reason why white women are obsessed with true crime.

So when chattel slavery was becoming cemented in the United States and other European areas, the idea of biological race and racial hierarchy emerged to justify the generational enslavement of Africans and the genocide of indigenous people. Africans and other non-whites were labeled as less developed, more susceptible to their "primal urges" and committing sex crimes and therefore needed to be controlled by white men. Specifically to protect white women.

White supremacy is typically framed as necessary to 'protect' (read: control) white women, the mothers of the next generation of whites. They must be protected from "sexually voracious black men" (read: miscegenation and mixed race children). So white supremacy operates on the myth that white women are constantly under threat of sexual violence and must be protected by white men.

That myth becomes baked into the public consciousness, many unaware of the origin or even that the idea is there. It even becomes less racially based, but there is still a common belief that white women are inherently vulnerable to violent crime. Especially among white women. To be fair, it's difficult to not internalize an idea that you are not exactly aware of but is still seeped in every interaction and bit of advice. Don't wander off, don't talk to strangers, don't go out alone or late at night, cover your body, hold your keys between your fingers, take self defense, watch your drink, don't be under the influence. Your body is soft and valuable and delicate and you must protect it.

This idea of vulnerability is reinforced in the news media, which chooses to focus on stories which fit this particular narrative of white women's vulnerability. Missing white women syndrome. This subconscious belief has saturated society. White women develop an outsized fear of death by violent crime. So what do they do? They embrace it. They eat up stories of families like theirs and the deaths of women like them.

It's been suggested that experiencing that fear of violence in the controlled environment true crime provides can be cathartic, somewhat like watching a horror film. There is also a sense of justice and closure felt when the perpetrator of that crime is punished.

In conclusion; White women love true crime because it's a coping mechanism for their deeply embedded fear of violence which was established and is upheld by white supremacy.

#statistically white women are the least likely to be victims of violent crime. they can be and all victims need support but white women are #just not as vulnerable as society makes them out to be. and it becomes the standard of behavior and treatment for women of all races #women don't need control and protection they need empowerment and for men to treat them like goddamn human beings.#i kno im using binary language but u tell me how to better word this. the binary is fake tho. all the little stranger danger things got to #me. walk away from the street don't walk too close to unknown men I'm not afraid of my community!!! no one should be!!!!#we should not fear each other. i understand that violence and assault are real things that happen to people all the time but it's much more #likely to happen to men and women of color. they deserve love and support and real effective change. and white women shouldn't have to #be afraid and feel vulnerable. we need legitimate efforts to address and prevent random violence #not fearmongering and the offloading of responsibility onto potential victims. anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk #why am i talking #maybe I'll use this one day #i wrote this at 2am don't @me. i am right tho. i also like me some ethically filmed #true crime content. it needs to be tasteful though. and people need to be normal about it.

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dreamboyf · 9 days

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fucking everything is so dysphoria inducing lately, i hate existing

#i dont WANNA become a fucking statistic . however #i wanna move countries or fake my death so i can transition in peace without the threat of my family constantly hanging over my head

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bisolationist · 11 months

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You all need to stop harassing piqued immediately. I cannot believe you do not see how this shows how much you don't have experience with real oppression. sespursongles is insightful, compassionate, intelligent, a promising lesbian mind, living her best life, and she has the bead on you bisexuals. It is little wonder then you are desperate to turn lesbians against her, insidiously making us cannibalize our own for the failure of not giving you the due deference, respect and worship you think lesbians need to give you. We have every right to insult bi women as dick worshipers when they are our oppressors and it is descriptive of how and why they are our oppressors. We have every right to do worse and do worse against you. Nothing in sespursongle's essay that piqued rightly defended is offensive or wrong, and this reaction shows not just why but why she was right to say what she did. Your very existence is a weapon against us. You bihets use your supposed artificially inflated statistics to derail criticisms of bisexual homophobia and try to guilt us with sob stories with the other. And even when it's real it is not lesbian's fault that bisexuals dangle themselves like rapemeat for the homophobic hets they worship and ally with. The motives of het men why het men abuse you are irrelevant to us and how lesbians need to treat bisexuals, it is literally not homophobia to point out you OSA people are the privileged not the oppressed even if you have supposedly suffered abuse from het men. That is a complete reversal and obviously a way to push heterophobia as a concern. I'd say I wish your rapist had killed you so we could be spared your MRA rants and pushing "heterophobia" but we all know that's a complete lie anyway.

average sespurongles defender on display.

sdklfsdk it very literally IS homophobia to belittle homophobic assaults, y'all just think it's cool when the victims are bi, the same way you seamlessly slip into completely open pro-rapist propaganda when the victim is bi.

You and your little clique are truly vile people :X ... You are all homophobic, misogynistic, biphobic, and sexual abuse apologists but you've deluded yourselves into thinking it's Actually Righteous (TM) because you're also an oppressed minority but it just doesn't fucking work that way.

#breaking my vow of not posting the batshit hatemail I get sorry #what's with the increase in “oh bi statistics are FAKE it's a MISDIRECTION who CARES” lately?#tw rape

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wwwyzzerdd420 · 1 year

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Legit so fucking tired of people meaning trans women when they say trans/trans people

Tired of the erasure of trans men

Tired of "jokes" like this

Tired of misandry

Tired of people infantalizing AFAB people

Tired of people claiming that women can't be abusive

Tired of people claiming that abuse against men isn't "as bad"

Tired of people assuming women in power wouldn't also be absolute monsters, and that only men are capable of that behavior

I'm tired of people not understanding what deep shit men are in

And how difficult it is for men to accept help due to the hyper-individualistic culture we force on men

Tired of the stereotype that drunk women are bathroom angels who will compliment your hair instead of assaulting you like a scary drunk man would:

Tired of people pretending they're safe from abuse just because they're in a queer relationship:

Tired of people pretending men don't get raped:

#im actually about to become the raging misogynist that i was accused of being for DARING to point out that lesbians also face IPV #and that its not realistic to expect a female partner to never become abusive #if scared women want to ignore the statistics in favor of their personal experiences that's their choice #but when they turn around and tell me that my *statistically more prevalent* abuse experience is fake and women have it worse?#fucking die for all i care i hope you end up with someone like my abusive ex gf who legitimately ruined my life

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comradedanipedrosa · 5 months

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Just remembered that it was THIS season that we were despairing about how marc hadn't finished a race in like a year🧍

#it was so badddddd how feels like a fake statistic tbh #motogp #remember when it was only sprint finishes 😭😭😭 it feels like it's been 84 years

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