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jamespotterbbg · 1 month

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marauders fame au

i made a marauders fame au and then made a bunch of fake tweets so i present to you this one:

btw:

the marauders are a band, lily and reg are actors, barty and evan are singers, mary and marlene are models, and then alice and frank are podcast hosts. also dorcas is a poet and pandora is a photographerr

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theprongspotter · 5 months

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#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #james potter #james fleamont potter #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #regulus x james #james x regulus #regulus loves james #james loves regulus #jegulus #sunseeker #starchaser #fake tweets

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you-cant-be-sirius · 8 months

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no judgement to james and to those who cannot parallel park, i don't even drive, so you're already better than me

#harry potter #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #sirius black #sirius o black #sirius orion black #james potter #james f potter #james fleamont potter #padfoot #prongs #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #mwpp #mwpp era #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #fake tweets

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opheliablackpotter · 23 days

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How I imagine James' birthdays at Hogwarts:

(read all and bonus to be emotionally destroyed :))

1st year-chill, pleasant evening with the rest of the marauders near the Great lake. They enjoyed throwing empty packages of chocolate frogs at others :D

2nd year-hilarious day he spent by flying on his new broomstick outside and inside of Hogwarts. Not to forget that he flew into dinner in the Great hall while Sirius was setting off the fireworks.

3rd year-mister Potter, now officially a teenager, celebrated this bday by buying things for pranks in Hogsmade and ended up crying in Remus' lap because Lily didn't respond to all his efforts to impress her by annoying Snevilus.

4th year-THIS IS SOMETHING BIG GUYS. First there was big, not allowed Quidditch match and after match party in Gryffindor room because Gryffindor will, of course, win. (at least Dumbledore would think so)

5th year-everyone is worried about Voldy and death eaters. This year he wanted a bit of privacy (BUT not without the rest of the marauders) and they were all day in the Room of requirement . Don't get me wrong, they had nice time, but Remus had heard something about werewolves cooperating with Death Eaters, Pettigrew was either in a panic or telling horrible jokes about house elves and ghosts, and Sirius was off the whole time because he was worried thinking about his little brother. Sirius denied it, but ever since he left him, he feels guilty. Now that Voldy wants new followers and the support of noble houses, maybe something will happen in a few years. Who knows :( ? Of course, the night ended with drinking a little too much firewhisky.

6th year-James spent whole day lying on Regulus' bed and trying to convince Regulus they will find a way to save him from Dark lord.

7th year-he invited some Gryffindor friends to the Three Broomsticks and they talked about Dumbledore and some of the students who don't go to Hogwarts anymore because they are probably Death Eaters. He spent the rest of the night crying over a special and handsome Slytherin who was no longer speaking to him and would soon be leaving Hogwarts.

*bonus: the day Reggie left, James was like a ghost. He was white, with a blank expression on his face. He tried not to stare too long at Sirius's dark curls and features. He spent that night in the Astronomical Tower, crying, calling out and looking only at one star.

The one star he, the greatest Gryffindor seeker, will never reach.

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badasgirlfriend · 8 months

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#harry potter #marauders #harry potter hogwarts game #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter twitter #harry potter tweets #ronald weasley #ron weasly #fake tweets #harry potter fake tweets #harry potter fanfiction

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spikybanana · 2 years

Conversation

*midnight by the moonlight*

Remus: the world has nothing more than all that there is. the bare-bone fact of the matter

Regulus: even that is optimism enough, to think that anything *is*, anything exists at all

Remus: but we do. and every second you live, you are uncovering something about the world

Regulus: and nothing else can ever be known. so really, you are truth itself

James:

Sirius:

James: wow

Sirius: yeah

James: sure

Sirius: mindblowing

James:

James: soWasISupposedToBeTurnedOnByThat

Sirius: probably not but tell me about it

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dead70swizardsupremacy · 2 years

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James and Regulus coming out of the broom cupboard extremely red-faced with messy hair

Remus: what were you doing in there

James: snog-

Regulus: arguing.

Sirius: oh yea fair enough

Remus: i hope u know i don’t believe you

#marauders #incorrect quotes #fake hating #jegulus #wolfstar #Sirius being the most oblivious person in the world #Remus being the smartest person in the world #remus being remus #sirius being sirius #lies

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kimmin-tmblr · 1 year

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Barty: you look good in that suit

Evan: thanks

Barty: now take it the fuck off

#fake quotes #marauders quotes #rosekiller fanart #evan rosier #rosekiller flirting #barty crouch junior #fanart #укртумбочка

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marvelbreakfastclub · 2 years

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Incorrect Marauder's tweets be like

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect twitter #fake twitter #fake tweets #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #sirius black #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #harry potter fandom

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cazzythefrogking · 7 months

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marauders incorrect quotes pt 192

James: My mom is calling… hi mom. Remus: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. Sirius: loud fake sexual noises Peter: gets really close to the phone Tell her I said hi.

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jamespotterbbg · 1 month

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#marlene mckinnon #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #fake tweets #tweet #incorrect tweets #twitter #marauders fandom #the marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #dorcas meadowes

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theprongspotter · 5 months

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#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #sirius black #sirius orion black #remus lupin #remus john lupin #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #remus loves sirius #sirius loves remus #wolfstar #sirius being sirius #remus is tired #fake tweets

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you-cant-be-sirius · 8 months

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making these is so fun and i find myself way too funny :D

#harry potter #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #sirius black #sirius o black #sirius orion black #james potter #james f potter #james fleamont potter #marlene mckinnon #padfoot #prongs #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #mwpp #mwpp era #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #fake tweets

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moonysfavoritetoast · 3 months

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Introduction !!

last updated 4/14/24

about me

hi i’m evan or cosmo :)

i’m a minor (in middle school), don’t be a creep.

i use he/they pronouns, i’m transmasc, non-binary, and bisexual (very prevalent, i am always going insane over someone different)

prob somewhere on the ace spectrum

FREE PALESTINE

MY PFP WAS DRAWN BY MY LOVELY WIFE @meerealsssss

first post limit 3/12/24

expect vent posts from time to time

also also currently going batshit crazy over hazbin hotel

i complain a lot, sorry

apathetic

will x isaac

deer :3 and and german shepherds :3

my hero is my father

nico <3

starr <3

alex <3

ace <3

mee <3

my wife is @meerealsssss

my wife is @homoashell

my wife is @catinasink

my wife is also undyne

my wife is also mrs claus

my wife is trashcan carla

my husband is @nasadoggo

my husband is @homoashell

my husband is @catinasink

my husband is the man in the yellow hat

my husband is terzo. i will not be taking criticism at this time.

my husband is also rick sanchez

my husband is also jazon broadly

my husband is also izerah (fuck you what is his last name, mee?)

pac-man is also my husband

my husband is alastor (hazbin hotel)

lucifer is my husband (hazbin hotel)

my husband is rj maccready:3

my husband is ford pines

lord farquaad is my husband

my partner is @alexthescaredenby <3 <3 <3

my partner is @homoashell <3

my partner is @catinasink <3

likes/dislikes

like: music, tv, friends, my cat, cool socks, writing, rick sanchez, genloss, tadc, musicals/theatre, undertale/deltarune, ducks

dislike: loud noises, silence, school

i’m currently obsessed with: ghost, dreamscape nexus, rick and morty, gravity falls, etc

i post about:

• marauders

• (mostly) random thoughts

• dreamscape nexus

• other random things

• rick and morty

• gravity falls

• percy jackson

• undertale/deltarune

• hazbin hotel

• helluva boss

family/friends/pets

i have a younger sister (i call her crotch demon online)

i have a cat named daniel tiger

i have two dogs, gunner and roxie

my irl friends:

@meerealsssss (claudia) (fake name)

@nasadoggo (ace my beloved)

timezone

EST

if you’re interacting with me past midnight, i’ll probably be a bit sillier than normal

DNI

maps/pedophiles, z00philes, bigots, ED and porn blogs

if you don’t like furries and therians please get the fuck away from my blog

and if you shit on other’s religions, get away

what can you call me?

no: feminine related terms (unless you’re using them in a gender neutral way or as a joke) like girl, sister, wife, etc (bbg is always ok)

yes: boy, guy, partner, husband, dude, man (basically anything masculine/gender neutral)

sideblogs

@ricksanchezsboyfriend is my rick and morty sideblog

@mountainsmissingshoes is my ghost sideblog

@alastorsbigdick is my hazbin hotel rp sideblog (matching ace)

@giddingstexasenthusiast is my southern mom rp blog

@cryingunderstars is my writing sideblog

extra info

i’m a leo (idfk i was born in early august)

tone tags appreciated

i’m some flavor of neurodivergent (except i’m clueless as to what it actually is)

i play trumpet

i’m a gryffindor

child of hades

i speak english (eventually will learn french, might learn swedish)

atheist and satanist

feminist

alterhuman

i write

i live in michigan and i guess this is shameful (shrimp bullies me for it)

i kin dipper pines

i have another sideblog. if you find it, idk i’ll give you chocolate or something (it’s embarrassing)

fuck wilbur soot. if i post about lovejoy, please know that i do not support him.

ask me about ghost (band) i have an oc and want to talk about them

send anon asks

tags!

• screenshots of dm’s/discord/texts: #evan leaks their texts

• lyrics: #evan screams lyrics at you

• my asks: #evan gets an ask *gasp*

• anything related to my book w/ @meerealsssss: #brokenly beloved

• anything related to moonlex (@alexthescaredenby and i’s ship name): #moonlex tag

• dreamscape nexus: #dreamscape nexus / #dn

• bracelets i make: #evan’s bracelets

• ace’s shit quotes: #ace needs to shit

• me talking about the man in the yellow hat: #tevan tag

• pictures of me: #literally evan

• me screaming about something: #on todays episode of evan is slowly going insane

• certain anon who signs off with a ☀️: #☀️ anon

• everything else: #evan's rambles

people i talk about

my teachers :3

• mr sharpie/mr shark is my band teacher (he/him)

• mr boner/mr skeleton is my science teacher

• mrs dodds is my math teacher

• mr margarita/mr margarine is my social studies teacher

• ms kopykat is my english teacher

• mrs seals is the old ass transphobic building substitute

• mama is a teacher from last year (she/her)

• ms k is our student teacher in ela (she/her)

my irl friends :3

• crotch demon is my sister (she/her)

• my sweet little expired english muffin is @meerealsssss (she/her)

• ace @nasadoggo (any pronouns)

• wife part two is my wife, she asked me to not name her here (she/her)

• al/allie is from school :3 (she/her)

• smurf is from school (blue hair, hence the nickname) (he/him)

• tomato is from school (silly :3) (he/him)

• boom boy/isaac is from school (he made me a netherite pickaxe after someone else burned mine // the pick had unbreaking // boom boy likes tnt) (he/him)

• boomerang/matt is from school (he/him)

• (irl) alex is from school :3 (he/they)

• khris is from school

• colten is from school (father) (he/him)

• will @skibitygamer is from school (he/him)

• dom is from school (he/him)

• luca is from theatre

• maryn is from theatre

parents are now getting their own nicknames

• hades is my dad (he/him)

• will come up with one for my mom (she/her)

where else can you find me?

youtube

wattpad (please don’t take this seriously)

tiktok (i do not post on this account)

facebook mom account

and discord (@moonysfavoritetoast)

#intro post

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spikybanana · 2 years

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remus at 3am: no, there’s absolutely no morally consistent way to guide the way that you live. the human world is too contradictory too complex no matter what you do there’ll be someone you’re harming, by the very choice of your actions and your silences and we are so condemned to never be clean of guilt and and there’s no way to repay even the fact that you exist you still live and how dare you throw any of it away-

sirius at 3am: wonder if there’s a way to charm snape’s jumper to make him jump off the astronomy tower.

#marauders #hp #remus lupin #sirius black #i do love them both #wolfstar #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders #incorrect remus lupin #incorrect sirius black #incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect hogwarts quotes #incorrect hogwarts #marauders era #mwpp #mwpp era #fake philosophy

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dewdropdummy · 1 year

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Things my friends have said as marauder's quotes

Marlene: How do I get out of Quidditch Practice? I just need one day off.

Sirius: I have the perfect plan-- I call it Plan D: Fake a Pregnancy.

Lily: Sirius no--

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #all the young dudes

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