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Gajeel- 'You're gonna be my cat!'
Pantherlily, pushing 40 with a mortgage-
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bumblebeehug · 10 months
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btw lucy’s the one that tends to forget anniversaries, not natsu. lucy wakes up to a beautiful platter of fruits with the words “HAPPY 5TH MONTHS SINCE WE FIRST KISSED IN PUBLIC ANNIVERSARY, LOVE, NATSU” spelled out and she just has to smile and pretend she knew about it bc it’s the most important thing for natsu and he literally tells time by lucy-anniversary things. “oh what’s the clock? well it’s been 3 years 2 months 19 days and 11 hours exactly since me and lucy shared our first taco platter so it’s probably 17:40 right now”. and believe it or not; he’s always on the dot correct.
just thought you’d like to know
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scenesniper · 2 years
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☆ natsu dragneel ; general nsfw headcanons
pairing / natsu dragneel x afab gn! reader
disclaimer / overstimulation
word count / 716 words
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⭒ natsu is a virgin, hands down. this man never got any game until you came into the picture.
⭒ he knows about sex, however, has never really thought much of it. that is, before you came into the picture.
⭒ once you introduce him to sex, believe me, he will become obsessed with it and with your body.
⭒ at first, he'll be hesitant and confused on what to do. his ego will never make him to admit it, but you can already tell from his anxious movements that he really doesn't know where to put his hands.
⭒ so if you're already experienced, don't be shy to help him. he won't admit it, but you can tell he appreciates the help with his cheeks decorated with a rare blush.
⭒ if you're both virgins, that's also perfect! it'll be a fun chaotic experience between you two that you can't help but look back on and feel embarrassed about. natsu on the other hand, has no shame.
⭒ sex with natsu at first, will be very slow paced and his hands will be extremely gentle on you. but knowing natsu, his actions are still on the rough side. it's in his nature so we really can't blame this cute little fucker.
⭒ he's unsure on how to go about it and is also aware of his enormous strength that easily outpowers you. he doesn't want to harm you in anyway and yeah, maybe this time he'll admit that he's actually just scared of sex in general.
⭒ but don't savor this moment for too long because natsu is a fast learner and overtime, natsu will start getting comfortable and more confident in his movements. don't be afraid to make some noises for him, that's how he knows that he's pleasing you right.
⭒ his sex drive is absolutely insane (hopefully, we probably all knew that 👀) he can accomplish so many rounds without ever getting tired. expect a lot of nights where you'll be overstimulated. “come on, just one more please? you’re doing so good for me."
⭒ natsu isn't very verbal with words when having sex, he really likes to pay attention to give you the best he can but will say a few words of praises on how well you're doing or on how well you're taking him.
⭒ however, this man is so fucking loud with noises. full on feral grunting and growling, you'd have to kiss him just to make him shut up. if anything, this only fuels natsu's mischief and he now serves the title in being the most loud and annoying fuck in the neighorhood at night (as if he isn't the same in the morning).
⭒ he loves to mark you even before having sex with you for the first time. your thighs, your stomach, your neck, your shoulder and shoulder blades, man is a whole body worshipper. 💪
⭒ natsu's body heat is constantly at a high temperature because of his already hot (literally) nature so sex will be heated (also literally).
⭒ natsu is pretty open minded to all new ideas, he loves to experiment and loves anything new (especially if it's relating anything to you) so don't hesitate if you want to try something out with him.
⭒ however, one thing that he won't do at all are threesomes. he has this mentality that you belong to him and vice versa. he's obsessive over you like that.
⭒ if you have toys, natsu will also easily get jealous over it. he absolutely despises them. 'why have it when you can have the real thing' he'd often wonder. he'd soon find himself burning them after.
⭒ and because of his inferiority complex, he'll even start viewing them as competition if you own any. he knows he can do a better job than them when it comes to pleasing you.
⭒ because of natsu's obsessive nature and his past, he'd start getting scared to lose you too if anyone around you becomes intimate. he won't express it much verbally because of embarrassment and shame, but will pout a lot. expect a lot of jealous sex.
⭒ aftercare will be warmly cuddling under the blankets and soon comfortably falling asleep while he holds you tight in his arms.
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moongirlcleo · 8 months
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ft members x reader comfort
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summary: how the fairy tail members (as many as u can put or are willing to put so long as the main characters and dragon slayers are included.. + sting cause why not) would react to you being upset over a friend who you care a lot about finding a new friend group and brushing you aside. like what would they say or do to comfort you? CW: none this is just fluff and comfort AN: this was adorable anon
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Natsu: I can see Natsu being confused at first over why you were upset over your friend meeting other poeple. He’d brush it off as well saying something like “Well, why not be friends with them too?” It wouldn’t be until after Lucy smacks some sense into him that he realizes the truth about why you’re upset. He and Happy would go try and find something they know you really like so they could bring a smile on your face. If books are your thing, he’d ask Levy to find the rarest book she could in order to gift it to you.
Gray: Gray is less oblivious than Natsu and I can totally see him trying to figure out a way to cheer you up, but feeling incredibly awkward about it. He’d eventually murmur “I’m sorry to hear about your friend. You can do better than them, though. You have us” and take you for some ice cream.
Lucy: Out of team Natsu, she is the most caring. She’d be the one to give you a big hug and tell you that your family in the guild will always be there for you. Lucy also wouldn’t let you mope around alone, either. She’d take you to her apartment and make dinner for you. Her, Natsu, Happy and you would also play card games to get your mind off of everything.
Erza: Erza would try to tell you that everything is okay, but she’d probably accidentally say it way too bluntly, inadvertantly upsetting you. “Why are you so upset over someone who clearly doesn’t care about you?” And then have to find a way to make it up to you, most likely in the form of sweets. She isn’t heartless, and apologizes for coming off as brash.
Wendy: She would 100% cry with you. While she may not have much advice on this situation, Wendy would be the one there for you to hug and cry with.
Laxus: Laxus is another one who is pretty blunt when it comes to giving advice. He’d tell you the same thing Erza did, but wouldn’t apologize. He’d shrug and say “you can either be upset that they’re bailin’ on you, or you could spend time here with people who actually care for ya.”
Gajeel: Gajeel would sing you a song and play guitar. He thinks he is doing a great job of cheering you up, but in reality your poor ears hurt and you smile because the gesture is sweet. He’d also ask if you wanted to go for a walk to get some air.
Sting: Sting would pepper you in compliments to cheer you up. Did you make food today? “Wow angel, you’re the best cook ever!” “Hey, thanks for picking that item up. You’re the best.” Anything you could do, he’d find a way to compliment you for it. When you finally confront him over the constant compliments, he’d shrug and tell you “you looked real sad, so I figured I’d tell ya that you’re appreciated with everything you do.”
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ostensiblyfunctional · 7 months
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Y'know what! Fira has inspired me so I'm gonna talk about my second-favorite Dragon Slayer headcanon, and it goes as such:
The more stress a Dragon Slayer's body goes through, the more it dragonizes. This is a really dry way to say that I think injuries a Dragon Slayer gets will scar over with scales, and also that mental stress can have consequences that are…interesting, to say the least, from a writer's perspective.
Let me bring in my favorite punching bag, Gajeel. In my headcanon appearance for him, the scars on his right arm are replaced by patches of iron scales—rusting iron scales, depending on how old those scars are, because I think rust would be really cool and mimic how human scars fade from age, and ruddy rust blends better with human skintones than silvery iron. But I also really like the idea of him having iron spines all the way down his back, for the aesthetic. Which could have the Watsonian explanation of him potentially being so distrusting of anybody to guard him in the past, that his magic responded to his paranoia and trauma by protecting his spine from a literal backstabber. Two headcanons all wrapped up in a neat 'what if dragonization responded to human fragility by dragonizing it away' bow! :D
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animemangasoul · 1 year
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But like imagine Erza and Jellal finally finally settling down together, taking in Wendy and just living a peaceful life. Imagine it being a bit stilted and awkward between Jellal and Wendy for a while but eventually they are so close and Wendy feels so comfortable going to him for help or hugs or anything really. Imagine them being a cute, wholesome adorable little family and then bam! Mystogan aka Wendy's Jellal shows back up due to some crises or another and Wendy just clings to him. Like her big brother is back! Her Jellal! She can't lose him again!..... imagine Jellal being jealous of Mystogan. Imagine Mystogan being jealous of Jellal. Imagine Erza finding the entire thing amusing as hell because she knows Wendy loves those two men equally for entirely separate reasons and neither can take up the other's spot in her heart.
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tamibae · 1 year
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Headcanons None Asked For (Pt. 2)
Natsu calls Lucy, Mrs. Dragneel when they're having a fight, has a special ring to it he thinks. Lucy secretly loves it.
Lucy prefers Natsu with his hair down than in his usual style.
Natsu has nightmares about him turning into an etherious, he never tells Lucy however what he doesn't know is that she has them too. Somehow.
At weekends, they love spending time in home. Natsu paints Lucy's nails, gives her shoulder and foot massages, braids her hair. And Lucy cooks him his favorite meal at night, along with his favorite dessert.
Movie nights are less than enjoyable, they always argue over what to watch. It's a pain in the ass 'cause they have different choices : Lucy loves romcom while Natsu prefers action fantasy!
You would think it's Lucy who wakes Natsu up in the morning, however it's the opposite! Lucy wakes up to kisses everyday and she relishes in it.
Natsu makes breakfast most of the times, except weekends. Lucy loves his cooking 'cause yeah he's that good.
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heartonxions · 2 months
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guys do sg chain the doors and windows/runeify the outside so jet doesn’t sleep sprint out the house and end up in the middle of nowhere with nothing but his boxers (or not even that) with no idea where he is yes or yes
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zorosbeau33 · 5 days
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Courting~ Natsu Dragneel Alpha Headcanon
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❖ Fairy Tail, Natsu Dragneel x gender neutral reader
❖ Headcanon, Possible future series, fluff
❖ Tw: none~
❖ wc: 1045
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This is a alpha beta omega au~ Reader is assumed omega in this but you are free to decide for yourself~
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To begin, to make this easy let us establish this Dragon Slayer is an alpha. If you did not know you might suspect he was a beta with how he is so careless and goofy. Not your stereotypical stern tough guy alpha.
Natsu doesn’t care if you see him as an alpha or not, and he doesn’t care if someone doesn’t believe he’s an alpha. His status as a dragon slayer and member of Fairy Tail is his pride not something decided by birth or gender. Gender, who cares about that, are you strong or funny or nice? Thus goes his priorities.
So needless to say he’s not really into the whole, he has to court you by rules xyz due to his secondary gender. He’s going to court you how he believes a dragon slayer and guild member (because you will be adopted into Fairy Tale if you're not in it already) should be treated.
It might have taken him a long while to realize he wants to court you though. At first he just knew he liked being around you, and isn’t that enough? Spending life going on adventures and laughing together are most important to him. 
Once or twice he feels like frowning or growling when he sees someone get really close to you. Not just proximity wise because he too is a skinship with all the friends kind of person. But seeing someone attempt to get close to you romantically or emotionally and nudge him aside and out of frame? He doesn’t understand why but it burns him up inside.
I hate to say it but he tries to train it off, or just cling onto you and insist on starting a job right now. No he hasn’t picked one and yes it might be midnight but it's the perfect time to start a quest! No really-
He may go and confide in Master or Mira Jane. He knows he may get teased for it but he can’t figure these emotions out, and it's imperative to him to know because it's becoming stronger. His anger (its jealousy), his thoughts about you, why your scent is smelling sweeter and sweeter to him, all of it.
Bless this poor boy's soul because he really couldn’t figure out why he was “hungry” when he smelled your scent. He thought he needed to eat more food or fire because we don't eat friends. Thankfully they explained it's a physical and emotional longing to be closer with you.
This was not his first birds-and-bees talk but it was the one that made him realize he wanted you, and without them having to say more Natsu realized he wanted you as his mate.
Thankfully he does know from seeing others do it, although he thought it stupid at the time, the basics on how to court someone
His heart cannot take this he's so jittery and happy as he bounds up to you, if it's night time he may have broken in but that's okay! To hand you some hand picked flowers and a snack. He’s pretty forward about this, not subtle on starting the courting process. 
“Why? Because I want you to be my mate partner too of course!” Queue big happy grin
Lucy has helped him go shopping several times for you, blankets for your now shared nest. Food gifts galore.
No seriously everywhere you go, and you go to all places together now unless you ask for some space. He gets you food.
You looked away for two seconds and he disappeared. Don't worry he’ll be back in ten minutes with something scrumptious for you. 
If he has to go on a mission without you, or if you decide to take some time to yourself, expect a small little sweet or scone to be placed on your desk or in your hands. They are often a shade of pink, or dragon themed so you’d think of him.
Not huge on you wearing his clothes, with the exception of his scarf. He adores seeing you in it before he started courting you because he hadn’t realized yet, now he is obsessed wrapping it around you both as you cuddle. Or do anything for that matter.
Natsu did realize it's not practical while walking only after clotheslining you once…or twice…
He is super attentive to your needs, perhaps not romantically, but he knows you’re hungry before you do. 
Shivering? Not around him he knew to warm you before you knew you were chilled.
Tired, and he somehow has drafted you for a cuddle and nap session or has told the other guild members to go away so you can nest in a corner where he can keep an eye and make sure you are safe
Guild member pissed you off, he’s already squaring up to fight with you
You are feeling needy? He's right there giving you a hug
It all stems from his fighting experience funnily enough. He’s gotten really really good at reading body language because of it and he has yours down to an art form.
Natsu is strong and independent despite his love of skinship and kinship. However he will always be longing to be just a little bit closer to you and his gifts sometimes reflect as much.
Never in his life before would he have wanted to buy a massage, but here he is getting vouchers for couples massages. He heard about it from Elfman and it was a lightbulb moment.
Matching funny hats at the amusement park
Small little quirky dates to places to do things together, like making matching earrings. Or a food tour of a town together, quality time is his utmost number one gift and treasure. It's the best thing you can give him too, volunteer to spend time together and he is over the moon.
This goes without saying but Natsu is above all else, protective. You are strong or weak, it doesn't change this, he will fight god and anyone who looks down on you or tries to hurt you. Even if it's a guildmate in a pre ordained face off, someone will need to hold him back. You are too precious to him to risk losing, so please stay by his side forever.
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whirlwindimagines · 1 year
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Team Natsu at the zoo for the day?
Team Natsu at the Zoo!
If they go the day without being kicked out it's a good day! :) Let's focus on the IF part.
Wendy and Lucy's idea, they were just going to go together with Erza because they know how the boys can get, but then Natsu got involved and that got Gray involved and here we are.
They all want to see different things, Gray wants to see the arctic animals, Natsu wants to see the dangerous ones, Wendy wants to go to the petting zoo, Erza wants to see the biggest animals and Lucy wants to look at the cute ones lol
At first, they were going to split up, but Lucy knew that would end in disaster so they just spend the whole day doing everything!
Natsu wants to fight all the animals to see whos strongest :) he's has tried to climb into each enclosure. Lucy goes to the gift shop and ends up buying one of those child leash backpacks and forces him to wear it at all times. She's got a death grip on him.
They get to the artic zone, and Gray thinks he can make a better enclosure for them so he starts using his Ice make. He ends up freeing all the penguins. He also tries to steal one of the penguins Lucy goes and buys another pack back for him.
They forget Wendy and Erza at the petting zoo, Gray and Natsu end up dragging Lucy away because she refuses to drop the leashes.
Wendy loves petting all the animals, and Erza likes feeding them lol at first they were scared of Erza because she is very intimidating. But Wendy shows her how to feed them and they all end up loving her!
They all end up meeting at the elephant enclosure, Lucy is dead on her feet tired of being dragged around she passes the leashes off to Erza lol which is a bad idea. Because now they want to see who is able to lift an elephant.
Natsu breaks free from Erza and jumps into the enclosure, which causes Erza to chase after him and chaos ensues. Poor Lucy and Wendy get dragged into the whole mess, while Gray went off for some icecream
They get kicked out :( but they almost made it to closing time this time around!
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Types of people attracted to Erza-
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bumblebeehug · 7 months
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i am not immune to the thought that lucy hated men after running away from her dad, and that natsu was the first guy she didn’t feel immediately scared of/repulsed by/weary of
like, yes, she flirted with that old mad for a discount on plue’s key - i can tell you for free that she hated every second of it, just cursing that he was a pervert for actually discounting the key at all (but her economic side still wished the discount should have been bigger)
and yes she met bora and was initially impressed with his magic - obviously he was actual dirt personified and everything, so clearly there were no neutral, mild feelings there
and maybe this is stretching it, but i bet it took a LONG time for her to get comfortable with Taurus - she initially thought he was scum as well for even looking at her tits when she was 15 (which he definitely was bc who gave him the right to thirst over a child) but then, years later she finally recognised that he didn’t flirt in a horny way - he just appreciated her for her, but the personality of his previous owner had stuck to him, specifically talk about tits and udders, so that’s the only way he knew how to talk to her, and since she was young she couldn’t keep him out for long enough for another vocabulary to stick
and anyways when she met natsu she for the first time felt like she was seen as a human. not like her mom, not like a piece of body, she was just. seen as,,,, anyone else. and that impression stuck with her in a way that made her more comfortable than she had been for many many years
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stardust-mayhem · 1 year
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Fairy Tail Gender, Pronoun & Sexuality Headcanons
My personal headcanons for fairy tail Characters genders, pronouns and sexualities headcanons -𖤐
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❤️‍🔥Natsu Dragneel🔥 - 🏳️‍⚧️ FtM Male ; He/Him - Demiromantic Graysexual 🏳️‍🌈
🖤Zeref Dragneel🥀 - 🏳️‍⚧️ Amab Nonbinary ; They/Xe/Xem - Demiromantic & Queer 🏳️‍🌈
💚Happy Dragneel🐟 - Cis Male ; He/Him - Straight
💛Lucy Heartfilia⭐ - Cis Female ; She/They - Pansexual 🏳️‍🌈
🤍Mavis Vermillion✨ - Cis Female ; She/Her - Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈
🤎Cana Alberona🃏 - 🏳️‍⚧️ MtF Female ; She/Her - Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈
❤Erza Scarlet🗡 - 🏳️‍⚧️ Genderqueer ; She/Zi/It - Demiromantic Acesexual 🏳️‍🌈
💙Jellal Fernandez💍- 🏳️‍⚧️ Amab Nonbinary ; They/He ; Demisexual Demiromantic 🏳️‍🌈
🤍Mirajane Strauss😈 - Cis Female ; She/They - Acesexual 🏳️‍🌈
💙Gray Fulbuster❄ - 🏳️‍⚧️ afab Demiboy ; He/They/She - Queer & Demiromantic
💜Juvia Lockheart💧- 🏳️‍⚧️ MtF Female ; She/Her - Bisexual
💛Laxus Dreyar⚡ - Cis Male ; He/Him - Gay 🏳️‍🌈
💚Freed Justine🖋 - 🏳️‍⚧️ Afab Trans Masc Nonbinary ; They/Them - Queer 🏳️‍🌈
💙Wendy Marvell 🌪 - Unlabeled ; She/Her - Panromantic 🏳️‍🌈
💝Carla Marvell🍵- 🏳️‍⚧️ MtF Female ; She/Her - AroAce 🏳️‍🌈
🖤Gajeel Redfox🔩 - Cis Male ; He/Him/They/It - Bicurios 🏳️‍🌈
🤎 Pantherlily Redfox🥝 - Cis Male ; He/Him - Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈
🧡Levy McGarden📚 - Afab Demigirl ; She/They/It - Bisexual Demiromantic 🏳️‍🌈
💛Sting Eucliffe🕯- GNC Cis Male ; He/They/Him - Queer 🏳️‍🌈
🧡Lector Eucliffe🎽- Cis Male ; He/Him - AroAce 🏳️‍🌈
🖤Rouge Cheney🕳 - 🏳️‍⚧️ FtM Male ; He/Him/They - Demisexual & Queer 🏳️‍🌈
💚Frosh Cheney🐸 - 🏳️‍⚧️ MtF Female ; She/Her/They - Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈
💜Erik ; Cobra 🎧 - 🏳️‍⚧️ Amab Bigender ; He/She/They - Gynosexual (only attracted to wemon & fems)
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moongirlcleo · 10 months
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Rogue x Reader
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summary: Rogue who goes absolutely feral on Fairy Tail! Reader, got her eyes rolling to the back of her head, tears spillin, hearts in her eyes, and her buttoned shirt torn, Rogue who's hips just can't stop until she's failing to stay on her knees, and them failing to keep quiet but Reader plays her music to keep their sounds somewhat covered but like it's failing because Lucy walks in on them, but Rogue doesn't care enough to stop, and Reader is just blind to Lucy being there. CW: smut as per usual, walk-in, slight over stimulation A/N: Rogue is getting so much love this poor boy bout to be exhausted
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"Keep making those sounds baby girl, you're so good f'me," Rogue says, the lewd sounds of slick-covered skin slapping against each other echoing through your room. You can't help it- his words cause you to moan louder. Rogue rewards you with a finger to your puffy, swollen clit as you squirm from all the bliss. It was always amazing whenever Rogue came to visit you, but this time was different. It was more... emotional. Your anniversary came and went while you were on a mission with your team, and it seems like Rogue was wasting no time on making up for it. You had barely walked through your door before he had you on your back, your blouse torn to shreds and his lips making such beautiful, dark marks all over your chest. You lost count how many times he's had you orgasm today. Three? Four? No.. five? By now, your tears stained your face from the overstimulation as his cock pushes inside you slowly once more. "You can hang on for another round, can't you baby?" Rogue coos as his starts thrusting. You mewl in reply, feeling absolute bliss as his tip kisses the top of your g-spot. "Rogue... so .. so good. So much," you feel yourself drawl, letting your nails sink into the plush of his waist. He growls softly in response, pushing deeper into those gummy walls he loves so much. Before you have the thought to react, Rogue has you up on your hands and knees, and pushing into you once more as he starts going absolutely feral on you. You're seeing stars at this point, the tension building in your lower stomach once again. You moan loudly in response, not even caring to try and stay quieter than the music you had playing. "You feel fucking amazing," Rogue pants into your ear, nibbling the soft flesh just below. "I missed you, you know that? Gonna mmf- gonna make you cum for all the days I haven't seen you." His hips snap, the sound of skin on skin getting louder once more.
Your umpteenth orgasm rips through you once more, as you cry out Rogue's name. You're so fucked out that you didn't even notice your knees buckle to the point you're on your belly. Either Rogue doesn't notice, or he doesn't care because he's still thrusting, over stimming you once more. "Hey, yn, I have the thing you asked for- ohmygodI'msosorry." The voice of your best friend, Lucy, cries through the air as she opens the door to your room and witnesses the act. "I um.. sorry," you mutter sheepishly as she shuts the door once more with a quickness to rival Jet. "You realize Lucy just walked in on us, right?" You whisper to Rogue, who's chasing his own orgasm at this point. As he spills his white hot seed into you, he pants. "Yeah, I didn't care. I was too close, and you looked too fucking perfect with that blush. It's almost enough to make me want to go again."
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The range of Erik's potential diet is once again fascinating me, on the basis of the sheer number of things that can highly inconvenience/kill a human. Obviously there's the chemical/plant/animal poisons that first come to mind—y'know, arsenic, belladonna, the unpleasantness that happens if you try to eat a monarch butterfly, that sort of thing. And I do have fun wondering if Erik's the type of guy to just … snatch some poor, poisonously bright insect off the side of a trunk and pop it in his mouth, as is his due as a Dragon Slayer who are just kinda like that sometimes.
However. The thought of Erik carefully harvesting and making his own wild licorice and monkshood tisanes, making use of a well-loved copper teapot and his treasured, antique tea service painted with lead-based glaze … kicking back with a cordial of pure ethanol, and the cordial is of course made of lead crystal … Meredy wandering over to an unsupervised, brightly-colored cookpot because whatever's in there smells amazing, then suddenly Erik is tackling her away and shouting about the cyanide he just spiced his quail and grass pea soup with, did Oración Seis not tell her to not touch his cadmium-painted cookpots?! Just, Erik being fancy about his poison consumption, because humans sure have figured out a bunch of ways to really inconvenience themselves and he might as well take advantage of their mistakes.
Also, what counts as poisonous enough to use? Humans can intoxicate themselves on too much water. Can Erik use that? There are so many things that are nonlethally, and even unnoticeably, harmful to us, so how trace can a poison be before Erik can't convert it into magic? Carbon monoxide is a notoriously odorless, colorless gas that is very bad for us—can Erik convert a poison he can't perceive? Can he straight-up eat rotten food because it would otherwise be harmful for literally anything else to eat? Relatedly, does this mean he really likes fermented food, because that's essentially rotten food that humans like to eat? I have questions
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animemangasoul · 1 year
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[Headcanon Jerza family]
Whenever Wendy musters up the courage to ask Jellal to spend time with her (doing any of her various hobbies), Jellal is always strangely free. In truth as observed by an amused Erza, the minute her hears her hesitant little steps coming towards him, he throws whatever he's holding out the window and pretends he wasn't busy so she never feels like she's inconviencing him..... it would be endearing Erza thinks if the man didn't keep throwing their dinner out the window every other week.
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