#f*ck this sh*t

[theinfinitedivides]

'somebody kiss this man so i don't have to' ykw what we call that in this house. we call those some famous last f*cking words, Eliot Spencer sir

#tv: leverage #leverage #leverage s1 #the nigerian job #local gay watches Leverage (or their first American series in f*cking years and gets a shiny new OT3 to show for it).txt #so i did it. i gave up and started the show but who the f*ck cares really we all know the polyship did me in #also bby!Aldis. bby!Aldis did me in my love for that man even in his fetus era knows no bounds #foaming at the mouth over this i cannot wait to see all of the OT3 shenanigans with the token straights overseeing sh*t sksksksk #it's the age of the f*cking geek babe!!!!!!!!

[odi-et-amo85]

Not Poland…

#thel’s thoughts #thelevision 📺 #eurovision song contest #esc 2023 #esc semifinal 2 #esc poland #f*ck this sh*t 🤬

[loveakii]

come back. even as a shadow, even as a dream.

#succession #logan roy #roman roy #web weaving #sophocles antigone #euripides herakles #sh*t show at the f*ck factory #connor’s wedding #succession 1x02 #succession 4x03 #mine

[animationismycomfort]

#I’m not wrong #the way they look at each other #and just understand and are there for each other is so #AAAAAAAAAAAA #my heart #they’re so cute #married energy #THE married couple #Toy Story #prideyear #my stuffy stuff #🌺my memes #memes #aka I recently rewatched Toy Story while feeling like absolute sh-t and their dynamic is everything #also rewatched the christmas special and PLSSSSS THE WAY THEY ARE WITH EACH TOEHR IS SO CUTE F-CK ME #goals

[casmick-consequences]

so no one was gonna tell me that pete sleeps on lucius’ jacket???? also; why would he do that, if not for lucius to smell pete with him throughout the day???? HELLO!?!?!?

#I NEED ANSWERS #THIS IS THE CUTEST F*CKING THING???? #ofmd #our flag means death #black pete #lucius spriggs #nathan foad #matthew maher #LOOK AT THEM!! #THEY'RE CUDDLING AND PETE'S SLEEPING ON LUCIUS' JACKET WHAT THE F*CK KINDA CUTE SH*T IS THIS

[bohemian-nights]

Wasn’t that Nettles in the trailer???

No. It’s Addam. As much as I don’t mind him, he shouldn’t be getting this amount of screen time. Nettles should be getting that treatment. The only reason why they are rolling out the red carpet for him because he was the only one unyielding loyal to Miss Maegor(he’s what her dumba** stans wish Daemon was to her).

He makes her tyrannical a** look good whereas Nettles shows what type of psychopath she really is(ordering Addams arrest vs ordering a potentially pregnant woman to be murdered in her sleep).

#bnasks #bnask #pissed the f*ck off #I’m done with this sh*t if she’s cut #netty #nettles #addam of hull #anti hotd #house of the dragon

[theloveinc]

Can we know why she went from best friend to fat footed bitch please👀😂

No worries if not, I'm just up late

lol i actually think i called her a fat footed bitch BEFORE we stopped being friends (altho... probs not much before) becauseeeeee... the last year we were friends was rocky for me and her.

BUT, and prepare yourself: it's really LONG and convoluted because TECHNICALLY it was all a misunderstanding (and related to some unaddressed trauma she had), but basically... her and her sister INVITED me and a plus one (who ended up being my friend) to go see a concert with them and carpool to the train station together, where we'd all subway to the venue. This part all goes fine.

BUT, it's on the way home, after we've trained back to her car... when it's like 2 in the morning, that she (ex-best friend) tells us that she's not planning on taking me or my friend home. She's just driving back to her house where she'll leave us to do whatever for our own ride, BECAUSE, she says, "we never asked for her to carpool us back home."

And this is kind of a problem because... since we just assumed she'd give us a ride home, WE HAVE NO BACKUP PLAN, and neither my mom nor my friend's family is picking up the phone, and so essentially, if she doesn't drive us, we're stranded in the middle of the night.

Of course, as my friend argues (even though I know she'd never call one for herself bc she was terrified of men) we could've gotten an uber... but it's both really late at night and, because this was just after highschool and I WAS FRESHLY 18, just an awful idea.

But the thing that makes it even more weird... is like, as we're arguing, her sister (who literally co-owns the car with her) offers to drive instead... and it's only then that she finally agrees to take us home...

Except that, once we're on the road, SHE PURPOSEFULLY misses our exit and just goes to her house anyway??????? (and by this point, i'm crying, not really because i'm upset at the scenario as a whole, though that too, but because i think she's just not acting like a friend AND BEING hypocritical, as well as the girl who i invited is chronically ill and needs to get home for her medication and bathroom and etc. and I just feel so bad)

So we eventually get to her house... where, once arriving, she just fucks off!!!!!!! and leaves us outside!!! And thankfully, her sister (who is actually still my friend, I love her lol) offers to go back and drop us off at home...

But the whole thing just ends up spiraling because... WELL, there's a lot of reasons, lol:

I left a bunch of makeup and a jacket at her house and text her to make sure i can pick it up later... and she yells at me (over text) about always being selfish asking other people to do stuff for me

This starts another fight where I tell her I just want an apology for not driving me home and that i was never expecting her to drop off the makeup LOL

She doesn't apologize and instead texts a mutual friend trying to get her to talk to me too

and i just stop responding to her altogether

And by the time she messages me again, a couple months later (by which we're both in different states having started college), NOT WITH AN APOLOGY, just simply saying she didn't realize the whole thing would take such a toll, I'm still too hurt to talk to her.... and that's basically the end of our friendship.

OH AND THE WHOLE INSTAGRAM REPORTING THING happened bc her sister invited me to christmas dinner soon after that and she immediately uninvited me... and i made another post about her having made me cry, which her new friend sent, as well as all these other screenshots of posts I made, to her.

i also did eventually get her a birthday gift (as an olive branch) when i was finally not angry and hurt.... but she never ended up acknowledging it (which wouldn't have been super weird except... i was literally at her house celebrating with her sister and she never once spoke to me).

-

SO YEAH. You probably weren't expecting so much but... here it is!! took me like 45 minutes to type out and i'm pretty sure it's still not the best description but........... THAT'S HOW I GOT MY HEART BROKEN BY A FAT FOOTED BITCH (she's also a zionist now tho so lmaooo i really dodged a bullet there) !

HOPE THIS WAS A GOOD BEDTIME STORY ILY

#sorry this is such a mess #and maybe it's not even that dramatic #but we had been friends since preschool.. so it was really impactful at the time #to just. not be apologized to. that's all i really wanted #i still mourn her a lot lol i miss her very badly #but she clearly wasnt the person i thought she was #i saw her last year at another birthday dinner and it was ... okay. but i doubt we'll be the same #this is why i have no sympathy for gojo btw that sh*t happened to me too ! #also she hit her sister in the face with a vacuum cleaner once #after our fiasco. and scarred her really badly through the eyebrow. #AND ACTUALLY even before we stopped being friends she would hit her sister and break her stuff all the time #i was just told not to comment bc im an only child but it was strange imo #ALSO before we stopped being friends... #we went somewhere that got sh*t up literally like an hour after we left... and she didn't give one f*ck #ANYWAY AGAIN #hope this makes sense lmfaooooo #sorry it's a mess #caitie answers #anon

[johannawesterling]

The Hightowers are coming.

#hotd spoilers #hotd filming #gwayne hightower #ormund hightower #daeron targaryen #hotd #game of thrones #fire and blood #they're coming and they're gonna F*CK SH*T UP

[hallasimss]

i think Decisions were made here

#* community. #hallasimss #ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 sims #simblr #ts4 build #ts4 build and buy #ts4cc #ts4 cc #ts4 custom content #ts4 halloween #( * look y'all i don't even f*ck with Halloween like that but you can't yk. put that in the description and then lock it up until November #| that's some wild ass sh*t brethren #| that's a week from now. what Halloween sh*t is going to be happening make it make sense!!!!!! )

[theinfinitedivides]

Jun Mo the moment Ki Cheol asked him to help him get together with his own wife:

#tv: the worst of evil #the worst of evil #wi ha joon #wi ha jun #ji chang wook #im se mi #kdrama #local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #the look on his face. he's like 'what sh*t is this man on someone tell me pls' #i'm the person with the hand on his arm btw. this is the worst possible timing ik but you can't kill him bby you'll f*ck up the plan #(and my ship)

[ameliestarry]

Ok erm... Here the announcement i promised yesterday

See these images right here

Sooo yep it's official, i do oc x canon of my oc and jevil and it's also romantic

you may ask why

Soo basically i asked to my irl friend if oc x canon are okay and she said it's okay and me as a simp of jevil i was extremely pushed to myself and it's now i decided to do jevil x amelie rn

Also the ship name is Amevil, Jevelie, Starvil, Jestarry, Jamelie, Jerry and these are theirs symbols: 🃏⭐/🃏🌟

Alternative:

🖤💜🃏⭐💙💜

And also dw i will post this very rarely (seen very much) tbh

Anyways here some rushed drawing of this ship- kuudysdlysiosisisiisjekslkssjjsjsksajsdhcohhcigcho

#jevil #deltarune jevil #deltarune #jevil deltarune #jevil fanart #oc x canon #jevil x oc #amelie #amelie starry #amevil #jevelie #jamelie #Starvil #Jestarry #Jerry #amelie x jevil #🃏⭐ #⭐🃏 #💜💙⭐🃏🖤💜 #🖤💜🃏⭐💙💜 #pls dont kill me for this- #pls spamvil/seavil shippers don't kill me for this #but heh ig i'm completely f♡ck up #new oc x canon ship #oh sh♡t i almost have school oh no..

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Stuff for my headcanon about New York having slight balance and mobility issues:

So we all know how England was an absolute piece of sh*t right? Yea well when he still owned New York and his brothers, him in New York got into an argument when York was like- 8. Essentially, York snapped at him and talked back cuz even at just 8 years old, he was done with England’s sh*t (I would be too). So as a punishment, England dragged the 8 year old to a random field that not many knew existed, beat the f*ck out of him, broke his legs, and left him there to suffer.

Unfortunately, York’s legs never healed properly, resulting in some slight issues. Such as some really bad bruising and him not being able to walk properly sometimes and England of course belittled him for it and yelled at him for it like the piece of sh*t he is.

Now that he has died multiple times and came back in a newish body, his legs have healed properly but he still has some slight balance/mobility problems, such as: if he stands up too fast, he’s gonna fall more than likely, he can’t walk in a straight line anymore (neither can I lmao-), his knees frequently and randomly give out on him when he’s walking, running, standing, ect…, and getting up from a sitting/kneeling position on the floor can be difficult. (idc if this possibly ain’t how it works in the real world, this is all for fun lol)

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttt new york #England is an a$$hole #f*ck him and the horse he rode in on #York is in fact ✨angry baby✨ #he needs a hug and coffee and a nice nap #and head pats cuz he deserves it for all the sh*t he’s been through

[luciana-silentstar]

I decided because I love suffering that everyone gets their own halter.

#-pops on once in a blue moon to update and dip- #like what it's been. ten years since I've basically said 'hey life is crazy but I really wanna try to be active again!!' lmfao #somehow life keeps getting crazier in good and absolutely abysmal ways #have been sleeping on my floor for the past week due to Fun Health Issues which will probably be a thing for the next month+ #and I would b*tch about that but today is the first day in the past week that I have not been miserable so #I'm on a 'I do not feel like sh*t! :DDDD' high lmao #I'm good!! life is just funny and I really need to do standup tbh #when I suffer apparently I am hilarious so silver linings 💕 #chaotically toggles between emoticons and emojis bc f*ck the police no one can stop me #this is me a week *not* taking my prescribed amphetamines ahahaha #on them I am actually relaxed and chill which is funny #off them I'm either a sloth or nighttime kitty zooms basically #my body may b falling apart but you cannot stop my chaotic little mind apparently #ANYWAY broken record babey but I do... want to be more active.... if it happens I'll eat my hat but. #can I just say how elated I am that MORE SNOW #Winter Riders was my first SS game so. snow in game is v special to me and I literally dreamed about this and they MAGICALLY DELIVERED #I have a million critiques but clearly I still love the game and I am very happy with how they handled this lmao #anyway I hope everyone is healthier and a little more mentally stable than I <3 #I love this stupid game a lot it is still my comfort... n0n-object. sldkfj. #also everyone must know I am f*cking OBSESSED with the unicorn oh my god #still a ponygirl at heart ig 😒 owell #also ye Dragonheart got an update!! heeeee #Dragonheart #Illusion #Brilliant Vision #Myth #Chocolate Dream #mostly sticking to two part names but ngl. for certain special horses I'm enjoying the single name options #also the halter thing is to sorta discourage me from impulse buying horses lmfao #I am 99% positive it will have 0 effect lmaooooo but everyone looks fancy now

[neverforgetonlytimewilltell]

Love how happy Mick looks in all those Mercedes posts.

Haas must've really done him dirty when he looks happier being in an environment where he's just the reserve driver than in the team where he was one of the two main drivers...

#formula 1 #formula1 #mick schumacher #mickschumacher #formula one #formulaone #f*ck haas #can't belive how sh*t they probably treated him #random thoughts

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

I will never forget that article from a woman who compared looking after her child to being straight up being r*ped. What is wrong with some people?

#txt #this is a statement somebody woulda made on this hellsite 7 years ago #'i have no ownership over my body' what does playing with your bby have to do with you being s*x*ally a**aulted????? #it has to do with the 'women's suffering is normalized' bullsh*t a$$ narrative #i wanted to beat the b*tch who wrote the article i´m not gonna lie #it was f*cking disgusting #she really compared looking after a bby to f*cking r*pe #i can't stand you heffas. i really can't #these kinds of 'takes' piss me off to a level you can't imagine #if i had the chance to meet that woman i'd take her child away from her. she's insane #some women do not deserve to be mothers #and she was one of them #like imagine if her son were to discover that article when he grows up #he is gonna feel like f*cking sh*t and it's all thanks to the victimhood mentality of his mother #the victimhood narrative has become another way to get attention. let's be real. many women LOVE this sh*t #nah. f*ck that b*tch and the c*nts who agree with her even a tiny bit

[theloveinc]

i thot you'd like to know my closest friends will NOT give up this petty resentment directed to a specific guy i was in a brief situationship with ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO. they don't even know him personally and heaven help him if they meet him bc for them it's on sight and it didn't really sink in for me til i was on call w a friend last night and bitching about my adhd and their response was '[anon] if i could take your adhd and give it to [ex] i would' and i just went 'HELLO???' and they snapped back 'there's too much dopamine in his stupid brain he doesn't deserve to act on his shitty ideas?!?!?' then something in my head clicked and went 'bakugo ass behavior' and now all i can imagine is boyfriend bakugo chiming in to join your friends in shaming your shitty ex even when said ex never had shit to do with the original conversation bc that's how petty they are

LMFAO i do appreciate this bc whenever i burp or fart in front of my friends, instead of just saying "excuse me," i'm always like THAT WAS FOR YOU [whoever they have most recently been complaining abt] and sometimes i'll pull the most random people out of my ass like their old exes too LMFAOOOO

anyway you're so right and Bakugo doesn't even realize how funny it is. It's kinda jarring because, just like your friends it's been YEARS since the situation and you forgot they all remembered it... but suddenly he'll be yelling from the toilet when he overhears you on the phone, all: "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT HE'S AN ASSHAT" and it's just ....

first of all, HE WAS LISTENING? (lmao of course he was) and second of all....you didn't realize his feelings abt it were so strong askdljfhajkds...

...but really, that's just the beginning of it, cuz once it comes up once, he keeps doing it, and that's how he forms a little connection with all your friends, by hating on your ex :D ...(and lord knows when it's their turn to talk about their exes, he's standing right behind you chiming in with mean names abt them, too dfka;sldfkjads)<3

#bakugo #altho this weekend bc of the ariana granda drama i kept being like OKAY SAY THAT SH*T WITH YOUR CHEST whenever someone annoying came up #lol we already know bakugo needs to know whats going on in your phonecall but he's such a menace abt ur ex #he probs is even like ... *f*cks up dinner* that was _'s fault #AND ITS LIKE... B*BE HE'S NOT EVEN HERE #lmfaoooo you have good friends anon <3 #hope this was alright! #caitie things #anon #gen