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[ ☄ - Food headcanon ]
If the Doctor is in the garden with Olive, helping her pick berries or something, he will 100% eat more than what he harvests. It doesn't matter which incarnation, either. Each one has their particular favorites for each season, too!
Four likes strawberries, Five steals apples, Nine takes blackberries, Ten and Eight enjoy blueberries, and Eleven tried to steal a whole watermelon at one point.
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A FRANK EDDIE HOWDY TRUTHER. HOWS IT FEEL HAVING THE LARGEST BRAIN EVER
Your honor, they’re fruity-
Fluffy, wholesome, probably the softest shid I’ve drawn in a long long time NDHHDHDH
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Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?
..THIRTEEN????
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i love phil being like “it’s so hard to kidnap dapper”
and i mean no offense, BUT THIS IS LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME THAT EGG’S BEEN KIDNAPPED. I LOVE HER BUT LIKE HE SEEMS PRETTY EASY TO KIDNAP.
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Some People : Ohhh Daenerys will be S O mad when she finally meets Jaime she will want to burn him alive for treason
What Daenerys will actually do : stare at Jaime for a long while in sheer amazement and then just say "tell me about T H E M".
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Eat. The. Rich. / Abolish. The. Police.
Kentuckians better show the fuck up for this
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He collides with them turning a corner; the streets are damp, slippery, even to a mouse. Hat askew, breathing hard. He's been running a while.
Knocked onto his side, he wheezes, barely able to muster up a bite to his words. Looks half-mad with terror, he does.
"W...watch where...you're going, ya great bloomin'..."
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