A collection of my favorite Phineas and Ferb quotes
I, for one, am starting to get bored and boredom is something up of which I will not put. (Rollercoaster)
Is my nose really that pointy? (Are You My Mummy?)
Follow-up single? Who do you think we are, some two-bit hacks who will keep writing new songs just because you pay us obscene amounts of cash?! Phineas and the Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder! Good day to you, sir! (Flop Starz)
Um, that man isn't wearing any clothes. (Toy to the World)
You won't tell me? Is this because you don't speak or are you just being a jerk? (One Good Scare Ought To Do It!)
Of course, then I discovered girls and the rest is a blur. (The Ballad of Bad Beard)
Hey, Dad, can we help?
Well, I'm afraid not, unless you can preform miracles.
What's your budget? (Dude, We're Getting The Band Back Together)
Think of all the practical applications a caveman can have in the modern world.
Actually, you know, besides politics, I can't think of anything. (Boyfriend from 27,000 B.C.)
I can't hear you! My cheeks are covering my ears! (Out to launch)
I lost her to a boy bigger fingers... (Out to Launch)
It got up... and it danced away. (Out of Toon)
Hey, wait a minute. Everyone. That British kid is saying something really, really... boring (The Lake Nose Monster)
Your hot dog is no match for my bratwurst! (Backyard Aquarium)
Nothing says "mothers love" like a giant robotic platypus butt. (Perry Lay's an Egg)
I'm sorry, all questions must be phrased in the form of an answer. (Let's Take A Quiz)
So, how about that airline food? (Cheer Up, Candace)
It occurred to me while I was on fire. (Cheer Up, Candace)
Well, if you reverse engineer the human heart, you're bound to find love at its core.
And gross, smushy red stuff.
Yes, love and gross, smushy red stuff.
Actually, I think ventricles is already included in gross, squishy red stuff. (What Do It Do?)
Well, next time you can do all the cooking, and I'll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail. (Nerdy Dancin')
Nice? Aw, now I got to go do something to balance out the universe. See you on the news. (Hip Hip Parade)
The problem with you is: you're completely delusional. (Wizard of Odd)
Yeah, see, 'cause, 'cause he hit him.
I'm not an idiot, Charles. (The Beak)
There was no rug, sir. (Phineas and Ferb-Busters!)
Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We'll search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreational facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers — and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found! (The Lizard Whisperer)
If the molecular splitter doesn't just disappear when this is over, we should really consider destroying it. (Split Personality)
I'm kicking my own butt! (Brain Drain)
Look! A sponge and a starfish! There's gotta be something we can make out of this! (Summer Belongs to You)
Maldito seas, Perry el ornitorrinco! (The Great Indoors)
If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd had two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? (Across the Second Dimension)
You know, my crimes against humanity had just completely slipped my mind. (Across the Second Dimension)
I've got a date with destiny, and it ain't going to end with a kiss! (The Belly of the Beast)
"Don't believe everything you read." Words to live by. (Magic Carpet Ride)
So what would you do with my hair?
Nothing. It's perfect the way it is.
Wow, you are good.
Girlfriend, please. (Bad Hair Day)
Now, Candace, your brothers have issued a gold-based currency which has seriously devalued the euro. What do you do? (Perry the Actorpus)
Oh! I am sorry, Phineas. I seem to have broken your fire. (Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas)
Space is cold and unforgiving, like my father. (Ferb TV)
Woah, hey, hold it! What's with the banjo?
Where are they going? Alabama? (Excaliferb)
You know what I like about our friends? We say things like, "We're gonna douse you in ant pheromones." And they're just like, "Okay, whatever." They're so cool. (Gi-Ants)
He's gonna John Wilkes my Booth! (Let's Bounce)
Ice chalet! (Bully Bromance Breakup)
Tell me she was deported! (Buford Confidential)
Aw, look at the little guy. What's the fastest way I can transfer all my assets into his name. (Meapless in Seattle)
Why, yes. How about a romantic dinner for two? Wanna sip, Phineas?
Oh, no, thanks.
Oh, okay. I understand. You know, you want to keep yourself open to other drink options. I get it.
Actually, I didn't want to say anything in front of anybody, but, it's, I don't like zucchini.
Dr. D will be so proud! Assuming he survives the cataclysm. (Norm Unleashed)
Hey, guys, I landed up here. Should I come down?
No! Throw down that vine. ... NO! Just one end.
Okay, but I don't know what you're gonna do with half of a vine.
Is it me? It is him, right?
Buford, pull. ... On the vine.
It's him. (Where's Perry? (Part 2))
It was at that point I decided to stop narrating. (What'd I Miss)
Ha-ha-ha! We're just having fun with you! That wasn't the real Balloony!
No, of course not! The real Balloony popped three weeks ago! (This is Your Backstory)
Norm you monster! Can't you see I'm in pain?! (This is Your Backstory)
I was heading to a golden land of opportunity; a land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me! But I ended up in America instead. (This is Your Backstory)
Yeah, we all know the song... But I'm not exactly sure how. (Fly on the Wall)
Ooh, I hope they do not have a male dancer popping out of it.
They asked, but they couldn't afford me. (Happy Birthday, Isabella)
Don't ever make Phineas angry. You wouldn't like it when he's angry. (Mission Marvel)
I want your father to disown you and adopt me! (Thanks, but No Thanks)
Yes, the universe is constantly expanding.
But what is it expanding into?
Okay, now my mind is blown. (Cheers for Fears)
We can formally begin courting. (Steampunx)
Behold! The I-Don't-Care-inator! (Live and Let Drive)
Buford, that is not how it is pronounced.
It is on this channel. (The Inator Method)
Seriously? Someone moved the Earth and it wasn't you?
Not this time, no. (Phineas and Ferb Save Summer)
This must be a special episode. He's yelling at his sister again. (Phineas and Ferb Save Summer)
Look, I'm shakin' bacon! You like that? It's a call back to something I didn't even hear! (Night of the Living Pharmacist)
🎶It's just about the time spent together.
With you~ 🎶(Last Day of Summer)
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ok im gonna ramble so, under cut:
i really love phineas and ferb for multiple reasons, one of those being the sheer range it has. It has so many genres depending on the episode, its insane.
Hurt/comfort? the episode ‘Come Home Perry’
Apocalyptic? Night of the living pharmacist.
Angst? Doof’s childhood, the first movie, and multiple episodes.
Cool secret agent shit? OWCA Files, Sidetracked, etc.
Feels like your tripping on drugs? Remains Of The Platypus.
Medevial Fantasy? Excaliferb.
Historical? Doof dynasty.
Frankenstein? The Monster Of Phineas-and-Ferbenstein
Kidnapping and Attempted murder? Lost In Danville
Dystopian Dictatorship Angst? the first movie
Heartwarming with thrilling stakes? Last Day Of Summer
Awful Cishet nonsense? Act Your Age
and so many more. just look at that range! Most of the episodes are nice and happy, and then the movie comes along and smacks you in the face with serious stakes, even more amazing songs, great gags and jokes, and just overall awesomeness!
Maybe im just a sucker for dark alternate universes but its so cool! and the absolute heartwrenching emotional scene of the boys saying goodbye at the end was so well done! and the end credits scene was so heartwarming and emotional!!!
I have so many feelings for this haha
And even looking past the movie, just the entire show in general is so clever and amazing, and pretty dark in some areas (Doof’s entire childhood, the dream episode, Night Of The Living Pharmacists). And not to mention the characters!! Their all so well written and you can see them evolve and grow and learn over the 4 seasons!
Phineas goes from sarcastic, dark, and a bit rude to happy, optimistic, and still dark-humored. Ferb doesn’t change much but the show shows us that thats okay! hes never forced to speak or considered less important, literally in the first episode Phineas explains “ferb’s more of a man of action” and thats perfectly fine!
I just,,, AHH i love it!!
Plus the jokes are really good most of the time and the songs are immaculate!
Exceptions to all this: Irving, Albert, The Waggle Dance song, Act Your Age.
And since we’re here, i’m gonna give some suggestions for pnf songs i personally think are amazing and underrated:
1. Evil For Extra Credit
3. All of Heinz’ songs
4. Gimme A Grade
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