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magnetostits · 8 months
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the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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oasisr · 4 months
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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
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blairpfaff · 3 months
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Actors Roundtable | Off Script With The Hollywood Reporter
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cosmicrhetoric · 21 days
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ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face
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fangymutt · 2 months
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wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone
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sitzfleischh · 15 days
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Every week I watch Lou Wilson perform the most stunning, tender depiction of a teenage boy's struggle against compulsory heterosexuality, and he has no idea he's doing it.
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cemeterything · 3 months
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annoys the hell out of me when characters in stories say shit like "this isn't like the stories" or "if i was a character in a story this wouldn't be happening to me" girl do you really want to bet
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raziraphale · 9 months
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Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me
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parttimecosmichorror · 10 months
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I walk up to the cash register ready to order and immediately start feeling like I'm being hunted for sport
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phantasyhalation · 9 months
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rendevok · 6 months
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“Promise” - a nrmts + trucy comic
This comic is for @metaphorical-goblin for the Nrmts creators server art/fic trade!
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fernsnailz · 11 months
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doodles i made while watching the latest @snapscube murder of sonic stream WAHOO!!!!
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pandadrake · 5 days
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Post-Credits Scene (Colorized)
Been wanting to draw a thing including that cursed MCU Peter photo for a while.
Tumblr ate the image in my last post so here it is again.
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spiderversegf · 2 years
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i’d name him Squant btw. if u even care
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