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theloveinc · 6 months

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More professor drama? 👀

yes. and boy did it break. my. heart :) ...

I'm in a math class, right? And it's catered towards non-majors who're just looking to fulfill a specific credit so we don't have to pay to test out. and i'm HELLA bad at math but i really enjoy this class b/c the teacher and TA are so helpful and kind and i'm actually learning etc. etc.

anyway, out of the blue my counselor (who is unrelated to math AT ALL) reaches out to schedule a reflection on the class with the head of my grad department (and would not tell me why)... only to postpone the meeting for two weeks, and THEN TELL ME I'VE BEEN BEHAVING POORLY IN MY CLASS???? not grades related, BEHAVIOR RELATED.

and so i'm fucking like, stunned and confused, i keep asking what i've done, why isn't the actually prof. talking to me, what i need to do, etc. and no one tells me shit until i'm literally SOBBING on this zoom meeting because apparently i'm being punished??

and finally i guess i cry hard enough for them to believe it was all unintentional and i DON'T know what they're talking about, and they fucking. tell me that i've been asking "too many questions" such that the whole class is distracted AND that i've been refusing to work with the TA (which isn't even true?????) ...

which is ridiculous bc the professor himself has NEVER mentioned to me that i ask for help too much, and i've been working with the TA since the beginning of the class???????

so i'm completely fucking blindsided by this bc i genuinely. LOVED. this class, so to find out I'VE BEEN A PROBLEM IS REALLY DEVASTATING.

and i go to email my teacher and ta apologies, just reflecting on like, how sorry i am my behavior came across so poorly and etc. AND ESSENTIALLY THEY JUST CONFIRM THAT I WAS A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS. like my profs response, deadass, is "how classy of you to parlay.." LIKE WTF?????

and this whole. fucking time. i genuinely had absolutely no clue. NONE.

#and everyone i explain this to tells me it's super wacko that happened #bc either the prof should've told me or the advisors should've warned me #so it was just weird all the way around bc i thought my professor reported that i was scared for my grade #turns out he reported that i take up too much time asking for help with problems #which like. wtf am i supposed to do #and my advisor is like ' well we just want u to use this as a learning experience in case u ever have a student who demands all ur attentio #and im genuinely just like. I WAS BEING HELPED. I WANT TO HELP STUDENTS LIKE THAT. its just so weird that #i thought i was showing gratitude and friendship only for everyone to like. lowkey think im rude ... for asking for help #it's insane... i truly can't figure out if i'm at fault and if i am how can i change???#i dont even want to go to class now #anyway if u read all this... god bless u #but yeesh its a lot #and yea i just ended up sorta crying the rest of the day bc i loved that prof so much and i feel a little betrayed #sigh #caitie answers #anon

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maledictus-maleficus · 6 months

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hello this is your annual reminder that you cannot kill winter in a way that matters!

#;everyone is a moon. everyone has a dark side they never show to anybody | about ☾#[ he is truly worse than a cockroach ]#winter vc that's so rude wtf. just because yall mortals have a skill issue--

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jayswing101 · 2 years

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#y'all it is a weekend of drama apparently #so a few years ago my dad and stepmum and i went to scotland #while there my stepmum kept looking for a skirt with our family tartan but never managed to find one #so for her birthday that year my brother and i bought some wool tartan and had it shipped to canada from scotland #and i hand sewed her a skirt out of it #she genuinely loved the skirt and wore it all the time. all the time!!#in may of this year - my dad and stepmum got married. her parents live in france and her dad is v sick so they couldn't be there in person #so they hired a videographer to film the ceremony so her parents could watch it live from france #they missed the wedding tho bc they had to also attend a baptism that day and my stepmum said not to bother watching the wedding if they #were algo going to go to the baptism (the baptism was at 10am france time and the wedding at 7pm france time they could've done both easy)#but anyways. so stepmum tells her parents not to watch the wedding and cancels the videographer #she's been upset since that happened and every little flaw with the wedding has now made her even more upset #basically- every guest is having their entire lives nitpicked bc my stepmum has decided to find her voice and let people know when they've #upset her. which great! tell people well they've crossed a line! but she's going through like 10+ years and critiquing every little thing #like one time in 2017 i came home with dirty clothes and did my laundry at the house and 'i was taking advantage of them'#or my brother's gf was inconsiderate and rude for wearing shorts around our house (it was 20°C?? everyone was in shorts?)#anyways. my dad said this last week my stepmum has gone through and thrown out everything me or my brother ever gave her #INCLUDING THAT SKIRT I HAND SEWED ESPECIALLY FOR HER #my dad rescued what he could and hid it (luckily rescuing the skirt!) but like. wtf #for the first time my stepmum's name really suits her. she's acting a real Karen rn #and like i know she's upset that her parents couldn't watch the wedding- but that was literally her doing?#and even if they had purposefully chosen to miss it - that doesn't excuse hurting other people bc you're upset #anyways. suffice to say i don't think I'll ever feel comfy in that house ever again #and the search for an apartment out in NL might have to begin sooner than initially planned #I'm not even super upset by this just. baffled by how ridiculous it is?? like it feels like something out of a bad soap opera

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mabaris · 1 year

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not to be that bitch who reads too much into things again but. it feels rly telling that not a single woman made it into the romance survey semifinals

#like. is it telling more on the canon content or the fandom #who can say #i also think. 24 hours isn’t a lot of time for everyone to participate #i’ve only caught like. one round #i wish there was an option between one day and one week #but i also know the people running them are just having fun and not aiming for a perfect representation #and i think it’s broad enough that opening it to a larger sample size wouldn’t change much anyway. the percentages might be a bit different #but i’m sure the final results would be the same #i’m tempted to run my own with longer response times to test this hypothesis but #1 it seems rude. i don’t want people to think i’m saying I Could Do Better #2 people JUST voted on this so they’d probably be like. wtf i already voted. and not participate in another one #and 3 i have like. no following anyway #anyway #lot of thoughts about polls in general #this is also making me want to finally release the google form i made AGES ago about companion preferences #but i think i might have also deleted that cause i needed drive space 😭 and it was very long and i don’t want to type it all up again #personal.txt

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charlesemersonwinchesteriii · 1 year

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for the 'why wouldn't date them'

charles, hawkeye, trapper

and i think you might be into twin peaks? if so, dale cooper and donna hayward

whichever ones you want to do :)

Ahhhhhh omg thank you for all of these I want to do them ALL but let's go backwards.

Donna Hayward

Ok so the thing is I AM into Twin Peaks but it's been a while since I've seen it and I tried to watch The Return but I was too stupit to understand much less enjoy it :( sowwy. So I would be dating my own flawed incomplete interpretation of a person, really. Typical Twin Peaks.

Anyways I love Donna! I think we have similar personalities and stuff. In all brutal honesty I think if I were in her situation with a friend like Laura I’d have done similar things. Also yeah maybe her actions did lead a man to suicide but that was NOT her fault. I think the only three things that would prevent an attempt at a relationship here are

1) The obvious. Her taste in men = atrocious. In all the rest of these hypotheticals where the character is already canonically in a relationship or has feelings for another character I’m just like yeah the more the merrier but if Donna insists on inviting her insufferable ass boyfriend into the mix I could NOT fucking do it I’m sorry.

2) This girl is not ready for a relationship yet after All That god damn. But then again neither am I so maybe that balances out. We would need to spend some time as support group buddies just hugging and crying a lot before even considering a date.

3) It is unlikely we would ever interact as I am never setting foot in that town ever in my life are you kidding me. Donna is super pretty in both her incarnations but I’m sorry I don’t think any pussy pops severely enough for me to risk going to fucking doorknob hell or some shit.

Dale Cooper

Ignore everything I said in that last paragraph. I change my mind. I forgot my beautiful autism creature husband is here. I would risk it all for a date with Dale Cooper and so would all who know and perceive the truth. AND he’s got two hot girlfriends with him at least one of whom is ALSO an autism creature??? Sign me the FUCK up for this polycule IMMEDIATELY. “Oh but OP what about the horrors” I don’t even fucking care it’s fine. Dale can have little an evil doppelganger. As a treat.

Still there are some problems:

1) Dale is an FBI agent and Harry is a cop. Booooooo!!!! But maybe if Annie and Caroline and I unionize we can force them to quit their jobs.

2) Unclear if I would be forced to join the Black Lodge Horror Vision Rotation along with Annie and Caroline. Boring and time consuming task and unlike Laura you don’t even get to do a Big Scream.

3) I personally actually don’t like pie or coffee at all :( I’m sorry babygirl I understand if this is a deal breaker.

Trapper McIntyre

You know that “golden retriever boyfriend” joke? Trapper is like THE golden retriever boyfriend to me. Which I mean as an absolute compliment! Golden retrievers are friendly, helpful, adorable, lovable dogs. I am always up to pet a golden retriever.

But the thing is, I would never get one myself. They’re just a bit too big, bit too much energy, bit too messy, and anyways I prefer cats. No hate, no judgment, just a series of tiny preferences. Not into jocks, not into casual no-strings-attached type relationships, not super into kids, you know how it is. Boring and petty answer but I just feel like this adorable happy-go-lucky goldie deserves the PERFECT forever home and obviously he’s one of the most popular of all the dogs at the Mashblr shelter so I know he’ll get adopted super fast. So I can turn my attention to the miserable ass overbred old cat in the corner <3

Hawkeye Pierce

Oh, Hawkeye. I just don’t think so. Idk what’s wrong with me but I have to work to see Hawkeye as like. A dateable entity in my mind. He’s our little scrunkly! It’d be weird to date a scrunkly. BUT maybe I’ve just been overexposed to him purely by dint of being in the fandom he’s the main character of, because objectively I DO find Mr. Alda’s portrayal of him in certain scenes to be Attractive (TM), and seeing clips of his charisma and charm and humor and all that good handsome stuff is literally what got me to check out the show in the first place! Man. What happened. Hmm.

I think one issue is that scenes where he’s explicitly trying to be Romantic and/or Seductive have just never done it for me. Like comparing Hawkeye’s lovey scenes with Kyung Soon to Charles’ with Martine, there’s no contest in how they make me feel. To me, Hawkeye is honestly at his most appealing when he’s radiating Friend Energy, which is why his casual relationships actually work really well IMO; you feel like he’s truly a great pal to the nurses he hooks up with. This is also, I think, one of Piercintyre’s great strengths as a ship, because Hawkeye and Trapper both have amazing Friend Energy and then their natural compatibility makes that bleed seamlessly into sweet romantic vibes. And to be clear I would LOVE to be in a Friends To Lovers relationship too but unfortunately I am cringely obsessed with loveydovey romance in a way I’m not sure Hawkeye is even capable of. Plus there’s also just the fact that I’m a shy waiting til marriage person and I suck at banter and yeah it’s just not working. In conclusion neither Hawkeye nor Trapper should date me they should date each other!! But we knew that :P

THAT CUNT

There are 10000000 reasons not to date Charles. But I will be doing it anyways ^_^ Peace and love on planet earth <3

Anyways I’m not bringing up his Problematicness as a reason here because I didn’t bring it up for anyone else and nobody noticed, so why should it be any different with him. Like no obviously I would not date this dumbfuck racist but I also would not date a guy who thinks it’s a funny prank to make a woman think she’s being sexually assaulted. I also for that matter would not date a guy who works with the dumbfuck racist and is like aw, ya know what, he’s not that bad really :) the second they have a chance to have a bonding moment. I guess I have decided to be a buzzkill about that forever now btw sorry :( oh well

But ok no real talk I would Not date Charles unless one very specific condition is met, which is that I have whatever magic stardust they sprinkled on his single-episode love interests before they put them in the story that made him be utterly besotted with them, because more than any other character on the show, it seems, the difference between Regular Charles and Charles In Love is so hysterically huge??? Like fuck. My dudes. We’ve done it. We found the one villain who actually does do a complete 180 and starts trying to act right as soon as a girl takes pity on him enough to look at him twice. (Disclaimer: I haven’t seen Ain’t Love Grand yet I’m sorryyyyyyyy) He’s so ~romantic~ and it’s like catnip to me unfortunately. :\ The total opposite of what I said about Hawkeye up there. Offers a girl his stupid little teacup and recites poetry at her. Unbelievable. Did anyone ever think about the fact that maybe I would like to be offered a teacup and recited poetry at. No. You all only think about yourselves.

Like even though objectively the way he nukes his relationship with Martine was hurtful to both of them, he’s so Tender the whole time it’s insane. She turned him into her pauvre petit miaou miaou overnight. I want that power so fucking bad I NEED that power so fucking bad. Say it with me everyone. I Could Fix Him. (”But OP Martine and Donna DIDN’T fix him he still left them both and never mentioned them again?” Yes but don’t worry they were just loosening the lid on his jar a little bit. I’ll get him open you’ll see. He’s gonna be soooo well trained when I’m done I’ll make him apologize to Maxwell and everything. He won’t even need the shock collar after a few weeks.)

But yeah if I have to like, try to appeal to him on my own it’s not fucking happening. I have no desire to hear the equivalent of a DOS deepfake hologram that has become evil due to being trained on text scraped from youtube comments tell me I’m ugly and stupid, which is exactly what would happen. Up til now I’ve sidestepped the issue that I do not think any of these people would give me the time of day (except Maxwell who would take pity on me probably because he is sososo Good) but I cannot ignore how much Charles just would Not like me. I don’t know how the selfshipper community does it they’re braver than any fucking US marine over there fr. Charles would look at me like I was a gross little bug on the ground and I can’t escape it. Oh well. Who needs him. Where’s your sister you dipshit I’m about to GET IT

#THANK YOU for this kind ask beloved mutual!! Sorry it got long and weird it's been a rough week and I'm afraid that may have bled through #to all these answers which I'm so irritated at myself for but I can't fix it OTL #Starky loves answering questions #majorbaby #I LOVE when people notice what fandoms I'm in it makes me so happy thank youuuu #anyways DOS leading romantic hero of all time but nobody ever let him fucking BE one. humanity deserves to be driven to extinction for this #wtf is ''You give the longest compliments I've ever heard'' ''Then let me be more succinct [adorable kiss]'' BITCH I'M GOING TO KILL YOU #WHAT IF I WANTED A LITTLE KISS HMM!!!!!!! WHAT THEN!!!!!!!#Anyways I used to get so sad knowing my favorite characters wouldn't like me. Cried alone in my room over it as a kid.#Now it's just like whatever. Join the club.#Anyways I LOVE how DOS' insanely amazing ability to sell those one-episode romances better than any other main cast member #inadvertently makes Charles seem uniquely susceptible to falling in love at first sight and being an embarrassing little hopeless romantic #which is an absolutely hysterical trait to give your rude brooding misanthropic antagonist #''I hate everyone in the world and they are all beneath me #except for this random girl I met yesterday who is Everything to me I love her SO much <3<3<3''#SEE. LITERALLY A GUY FROM AN X READER ''I CAN FIX HIM'' FIC.#Actually in my experience most X Reader types are fairly uninterested in fixing the him in question despite all the bad press they get #like at most they only care that the Him is nice to THEM and sometimes not even that #like I'm sure this is a phenomenon IRL but it's really not there much in the kinds of fanfiction #that everyone blames for causing said IRL phenomenon #I know this because I AM an I Can Fix Him person! And I'd be the one to find Fixing Him content if it existed!#for me it's only fun if there's fixing involved tbh. I don't want a Mafia Boss Wattpad BF that's not fun.#that's literally just a guy being mean to you. do we not get enough of that IRL. I want a little project!!!#these tags are one giant red flag for me as a person but you should have known I was unsalvageable the second I begged off a date with Trap #NOT the behavior of a mentally well person #mash

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frontlinetltties · 1 year

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I like that alecto is this super powerful and vengeful being. Without her it'll just be a bunch of teenagers (and the twins) going against an overpowered god Boss fights will be semi-balanced now

#it was super rude of jod to just *poof* mercy like that #like wtf jod #straight to acid jail #like why are you lying to everyone #stop that #so much acid jail #ntn spoilers #the locked tomb spoilers #nona the ninth #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #jod #john gaius #alecto #alecto the ninth

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patrice-bergerons · 1 year

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One of the most interesting parts of being online is sharing the space with strangers who absolutely do not share your unspoken rules for good etiquette o.o

#FOR EX i need to be mutuals with someone before i feel i have the right to #reply to their post or to reblog and add substantial main text commentary #especially if it's someone else's fic idea?? it's super rude otherwise?#but apparently other ppl will literally rb with oh thats a good idea but what if X? to literal strangers without even a #'oh i know we are not mutuals but i could not help it' disclaimer. wild.#unfortunately their addition is on pt so i can't even autoblock as i normally do with ppl who are so forward #anyway the pt is i get that there is no written set of rules so everyone brings their own ideas of whats ok and whats not #and even tho ones kneejerk reaction might be a wtf it's important to remember ppl dont operate with same etiquette rules #BUT IT'S STILL REALLY WILD

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truthundressing · 2 years

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#just woke up from the WILDEST fucking dream oh my god #like im still trying to adjust it was so crazy #i was at a louis show in rome but it wasnt an arena oranything it was just like a room? djfjf like it felt like a function room in a hotel #or smthn and everyone was partitioned off around the sides #and it was super exclusive there was maybe 200 ppl there and i was stood in one area that only had two other ppl in so that when he came up #to the sides he was like right there for us #nd he sang all the songs hed sing at a normal show but there was like a performance part #idk how to describe it but at one point he had his arms out on a cross and he jad like extras holding his arms up and tugging st his shirt #and there was a couple that came on stage at some point to do like an interpretive dance while he was singing always you #and thennn there was a break to get drinks and snacks and the person serving me was like rude bc this venue was very upper class lmao #and i had chosen like a bakewell tart bc it was the smallest item but then she got mad at me when she told me the price and i couldnt #afford it n then she started being homophobic i dont really remember what she said #but i remember storming off back to the room louis was performing in like 'lets go i need to let my anger out to kill my mind' skdjsk #and then before louis started again he was just like sat to the side with this baby on his lap that did not look like f but he kept calling #him that #and someone gave me a cake to take over to the baby bc louis had said it was their first birthday today and so i did but the cake had 6 #candles and this baby was definitely a baby baby #and all this time ppl in the audience are talking to louis almost like a meet and greet and he keeps slipping up on the babys name and #calling his partner his other half like always completely gender neutral lmao #fucking wild i woke up so disorientated like wtf?????

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a-concert-just-for-me · 2 years

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I want to listen to music so badly but also every sound is a knife to the ears rn so what’s a gal to do? /r

#jess rambles #this is so rude wtf #maim kill bite etc #I think I’ll just try to go to sleep instead #good night everyone (in a bit)

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music-is-the-passion · 10 months

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Every time I'm in Vienna for work it fucking sucks so bad, i feel like when Brendan Murphy from Counterparts talks about Europe in general

#everybody is always so rude to me!!#and i feel like everyone here has a general distrust towards me?#like I'm just here to take some fotos of objects I'm working on and I'm not even allowed to use my own SD card #because they're thinking if i use my own they won't get the pictures I'm taking #like wtf why should i do that #and now their SD card is full and i have to wait until she sorted all the pictures out instead of using my time here #'it will only take 5 min'#it took 20 already girl #this is a rant #personal

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swirlingsanctum · 1 year

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When i was a baby/toddler/child i had to hang out with this family friend's kid who was 2 days younger than me and she was a bite baby, she bit everyone that came near her, and in all my little kid wisdom i would scream as loud as i could directly in her face every time she tried to bite me, and you know what? She stopped fucking biting me

#Sometimes ya gotta be unhinged and scream #Shes so callous now like fr i saw her at a family party a while back and she just bitched about everyone #Like her nice cousin im close to and me were smoking and she just atarts being rude and mean and were like wtf bro #Harshing the mood there bite baby

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archiverstappen · 7 months

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HI!! Hope you are well! I was wondering if you could do a smau, ferrari!reader (daughter of the ferrari family, like hier to the company? Idk how to explain lol) x max verstappen, where they have known eachother for a while through Jos and stuff, and they are really close, but everyone thinks it's just because they are friends? And then max hard launched reader because everyone is shipping her with one of the ferrari boys? Thanks! <3

hard launch ✧ max verstappen

max verstappen x ferrari! fem! reader

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had so much fun writing this! thank you for sending in your request anon <3 (requested)

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yn_ferrari eat pasta drive fasta 🍝

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scuderiaferrari See you tomorrow boss 🫡

username mother is mothering more than she has ever mothered before 😍

charles_leclerc bet you were drunk after drinking that amount of wine

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username “CHA” for CHArles?!??! 🥺🥺

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maxverstappen1 🫃

↳ yn_ferrari papa asked you to let charles/carlos win for once🥹🙏🏼

↳ maxverstappen1 As much as I love papa, I’m afraid I can’t do that💙

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yn_ferrari always a meaningful race at monza! so glad to be back and see all the tifosi that came to show their support❤️ congrats to @/carlossainz55 for the podium! (and to @/maxverstappen1 for breaking the record 😒)

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scuderiaferrari Lovely to have you and bossman here! Please visit often❤️

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yn_ferrari i thought i told you to keep it PG😡 5 SECOND PENALTY FOR MAX VERSTAPPEN

yn_ferrari unoriginal caption taken from song lyrics?! 183621 SECOND PENALTY!!

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papaferrari Please delete

papaferrari @/yn_ferrari I think we need to have a little chat

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charles_leclerc Took you guys long enough🙄

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yn_ferrari some things never change

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username okay i guess they’re cute or whatever🙄

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papaferrari Can you just give this old man a break…

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charles_leclerc 20+ years of this 🫠

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voguesriot · 2 months

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DON’T HURT YOURSELF ✹ luke castellan

( summary ) social media au where your boyfriend became the asshole everyone warned you he’d be and now you’re looking for revenge (& luke is a down bad loser w no game)

( pairings ) luke castellan x fem aphrodite counsellor!reader

DIRECT MESSAGES

sarahdawson: hey girly ik we’re not like close or anything but something happened last night that i need to tell you about

sarahdawson: so i was getting strawberries yesterday and max was there and he was being really weird and like flirty and i’m so sorry i feel like such a horrible person even though i turned him down right away but he tried to kiss me and i hit him and then i went back to my cabin but i had to tell you

sarahdawson: i’m so sorry

yourusername: THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE I KNEW HE WASNT WORTH SHIT

yourusername: this is clarisse btw i took her phone

yourusername: (me again) thank you for telling me sarah it rlly means a lot 🫶

sarahdawson: if it makes any difference you’re way too hot for him and literally anything you need (even rigging archery lessons so the new kids take shots just as he’s walking by), i’m your girl x

♫ Don’t Hurt Yourself by Beyoncé feat. Jack White

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sarahdawson AHHH YOURE SO PRETTY

yourusername THANK YOU GORGEOUS 🥹🥹

clarisselarue too good for anyone 😮‍💨

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chrisrodriguez gods forbid a man expresses an ounce of girlish whimsy

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seaweedbrain you ate ‼️‼️‼️

seaweedbrain ate my dessert*

seaweedbrain it’s all fun and games until you end up stealing from the youth

seaweedbrain count your days miss counsellor

yourusername my girl sally should’ve kept you on a leash for a bit longer because you are rabid my love

seaweedbrain I WAS NEVER ON A LEASH WTF

racheledare STUNNA GIRL STUNNA GIRL I CHOOSE U BABY OVER A HUNDRED GIRLS

yourusername ME AND U 4EVERR 🙏🙏

lukecastellan nice dress!!

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clarisselarue lukecastellan i saw that.

lukecastellan why are you so ominous

clarisselarue why are you such a loser

lukecastellan have you ever been chill for a day in your life

clarisselarue have you ever known the loving touch of a woman

chrisrodriguez FOUL 😭😭😭

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sarahdawson girls night w my favs 💘

silenabeauregard APOLLO CABIN 🔛🔝

yourusername FORREALLL

yourusername best night i’ve had in a long time i love u all sm ☹️🫶 ( liked by sarahdawson , clarisselarue , silenabeauregard , drewtanaka , hazellevesque , pipermclean )

silenabeauregard MY GIRLSSSSS

wisegirll prettiest girls in the world 💕💕

clarisselarue sarah girl love ya but maybe leave the singing to ur siblings 🙏

sarahdawson RUDE

yourusername sarahdawson dw baby i loved our duet xx

sarahdawson we simply are destiny’s child

drewtanaka yk who is shaking in his boots

seaweedbrain oh yeah cool i didn’t even want an invite it’s totally chill

yourusername calm down lil guy maybe when you’re older

clarisselarue if zeus doesn’t smite his ass before he gets the chance 😭

seaweedbrain clarisselarue I BEAT YOUR DADS ASS HES LITERALLY A DEADBEAT DADDY

wisegirll too far

seaweedbrain sorry clarisse

lukecastellan yourusername we could hear you singing all the way in hermes ☠️

yourusername NO THATS SO EMBARRASSING WHICH SONG

lukecastellan i think it was never lose me or smth

clarisselarue bros acting like he hasn’t been thinking ab it nonstop

yourusername lukecastellan i’m so sorry for any pain i’ve caused

chrisrodriguez AYY BRO MAKING MOVES

groverunderwood you call those moves? 😭

chrisrodriguez baby steps are still steps let me celebrate my guy in peace 😔

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maxwalsh never been better

clarisselarue oh that’s not ☠️

lukecastellan this what you’ve been doing instead of coming to sparring?

maxwalsh it’s a better challenge

drewtanaka THE CLAWS ARE OUT MEOW

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