#everyone else go HOME!!!!!

[softpng]

sometimes I think about that guy on amazon who reviewed pride and prejudice and did an entire angry, weirdly math focused rant about how awful darcy is and then ends it all with "I could carve a better man out of a banana"

#the funny thing about the review is that hes so right about most of his points but like #that's why the book is good BECAUSE darcy is super flawed and so is elisabeth and everyone else #also his criticism of how basically nothing happens in the book except them all going to each others houses #austen literally says that's love love is going to someone's home and love is looking across the dinner table at you and love is walking #love isn't grand gestures love is saying i love you in a fucking field bro #anyways i love pride and prejudice in postmodern context because it's absolutely hilarious and deeply relevant #pride and prejudice #jane austen

[mistressemmedi]

Ok but the Italian anthem is such a banger. It truly fucks so hard.

#EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME #where else are you going to listen to a song about dying for one's country #f1 #formula 1 #australian gp 2024

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny covered his nose with his hand. Where ever he landed smelled absolutely foul, like rotten fruit and burning tires mixed with chem lab.

"Remind me to bring a face mask the next time I explore the Infinite Realms." He muttered, before kicking a soda can down the alley he was in and being repulsed by the squelch sound it made when it came into contact with a very questionable looking puddle, "Better yet, a gas mask." He glanced at the puddle again, "Or I could go full Hazmat." Clockwork had told him this world was full of superheros and villians and to steer clear of it, but once he learned there were aliens in this world he couldn't help himself. Danny had always been weak to his curiosity, but he liked to believe he was cautious, and chose to stay in his Phantom for for added protection.

Turning on his heel he exited onto a deserted street lined on one side by a chain-link fence. The sky above him was filled with clouds so ominous and dark that Danny honestly couldn't tell you if it was night or day, all he knew was that it was going to rain soon and hopefully these awful smells would be drowned out by the downpour.

Danny got his wish only minutes later. Thankfully Phantom was unbothered by the cold and could just bask in the rain as it fell apon him. A lesser known fact about ghosts is that thier clothes are made from thier ectoplasm and are part of thier bodies, much like a second layer of skin, so one would be able to feel things on thier clothes as easily as they would with thier bare skin. The level of sensitivity varies with the type of clothing however. All this to say Danny loved the feeling of the rivulets of rainwater traveling down his ghostly hazmat suit.

He was so preoccupied with enjoying the sensation that he didn't notice anything was wrong until he was jolted forward from the weight of someone landing on his back. The person was quick and precise, taking no time at all to have his wrists pinned behind his back and- weirdly enough- thier teeth digging into the material around his neck.

His parents designed the Hazmat suit Danny was wearing not only to deal with dangerous chemicals, but to fight supernatural foes. The area around the neck was reinforced with the intention of protecting against fatal gunshots and decapitations so naturally someone's jaw wasn't going to be enough to break through to his neck.

Danny let out a laugh as the person kept chewing on his neck like a confused puppy. Oh, Danny thought, they've gone feral. It was odd for someone to go feral but it could occur when a person has gone through something traumatic recently or through extreme stress. It made sense since the person ridding piggy back on him was dressed like a superhero. Danny wondered if that was why the person didn't have a scent. Danny learns facepalmed when he remembered that scentblockers existed and not everyone's scent dramatically changed whenever they went out as a hero. The scent change was probably one of the few things that have kept him alive up to this point to be honest.

"So, I guess you're not going to tell me why you're chewing on my neck like the worlds most pathetic vampire, are you?" No one deserves that title more than the fruitloop to be honest. He made a mental note to use that one against Vlad the next time he saw him.

Chewy whined at this, seeming to slump a bit from the apparent failure to bite him. What was that about? Was this actually a vampire? How would a vampire even react to Dannys ecto-blood combo meal anyway? Would it be like food poisoning? Or would it taste amazing from one undead to another. "I'm not exactly human, are you sure you wanna bite me? I might not taste so good." Danny warned, but the moment he mentioned letting the person bite him they were eager again.

Danny chuckled and unzipped the material only a bit before it was loose enough to move out of the way. The vampires bite came with a sharp pain like he expected but there was no suction. No drinking of blood. Just some weirdo biting Danny on the neck. Huh.

Danny hoped he didn't get rabies from this.

He must have accidentally said that out loud as there was a small laugh from the rooftops above them. There stood another person in a superhero outfit with some really tall dude dressed as a giant bat, and that was when Danny decided to bail. It was one thing to let a maybe vampire bite you in a random street in the middle of the night but more of them? And ones a big scary furry? Hard pass.

Phantom did as Phantoms do and went invisible and intangible, escaping from Biteys jaws and startling the heros. He ignored the distressed whine Munchy let out after loosing their spookyest chew toy and quickly rubbed the scent gland near dannys jaw on the top of thier head as an act of comfort before bolting.

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Danny poked at the bite mark on his neck. Screw rabies, he better not get turned into a werewolf. He didn't need that on top of his ghostly crap. Sam seemed fascinated by the mark, after all, it wasn't every day that Danny got a scar, especially one so obvious. Most injuries heal quickly and leave no trace of him ever being injured in the first place which helped a lot in keeping his secret identity.

Luckily Danny hadn't needed to lie to mom and dad. He truthfully told them about some wierdo jumping off of a nearby rooftop and plunging thier teeth into his neck and that two other people had tried to corner him during this. He assured his mom that he had gotten away quickly but was a little shaken by it and his dad praised him for being brave and managing to escape.

That was nice. But he still had to figure out what was up with this bite...and why he felt so compelled to go back to that city.

Back to that hero.

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Aka an A/B/O au where in Danny's universe all the Alphas are extinct and the betas followed soon after and the DC universe all the Omegas went extinct and betas followed after . Not like a "they finally went extinct in the 1700s after centuries of thier numbers dwindling" thing and became a myth/fairytale (tho I like that too) but a "this might be the missing link between cave men and modern humans" kinda thing.

Its up to you which bat bit Danny and exactly what that means. I love abo aus without smut cause there's so much potential for chaos and I am very much ace.

#dp x dc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #abo #everyone is confused and no one has answers #i would however like some slowburn romance #whichever bat you choose is going to get teased forever for running up to some random meta and biting the crap outta them #i tricked yall into reading an abo prompt didnt i? #i slept little over an hour last night so i woke up choosing violence #its been a very bad day #the store didnt have a lot of the stuff i needed to buy and on the walk home i saw an older kitten that looked kinda like my cat get hit #the car didnt even stop. poor thing got hit by the next car too and i just stared and it started raining like a freaking movie moment #tw: animal death #tw for the tags #so i got new trauma today #gonna make that everyone elses problem #a/b/o dynamics #kinda #just wanted to add the tag incase yall have it filtered

[earlgodwin]

“I will never fear to cite Cesare Borgia and his actions. Whether it is better to be loved than feared, he was considered cruel; nonetheless, that cruelty united Romagna and brought it peace and stability.” — Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince.

#i fear he's the male lead of all time everyone else go home #like i get your obsession niccolo i really do... #will there ever be another emo boy slaying so hard in the renaissance? absolutely not!!!! #machiavellian prince #francois arnaud #cesare borgia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #perioddramacentral #periodedits #cinemapix #period drama #mensource #cesareborgiaedit #userstream #perioddramasource #televisongifs #tvedit #by jen

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

#prompts #memes #meme #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #battinson #They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem #They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol #give battinson a robin #but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once #except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists #Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades #bruce is a good dad #but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way #8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here #3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence #5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family #The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol #But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings #They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home #Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels #Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so i've had a lil fic idea floating in my head for a bit. it's fun to think about!

#i mutilate out of love i Swear! cuteness aggression or something like that #my favs always get the. uh. the. hm. violence? maiming? Trauma? all of the above... #im trying to muster up the energy to Write! its not going well! #im too out of practice smh #in the meantime im satiating myself with these two doodles #but yeah its too fluffy around here. i need to throw some blood in the water #well. stuffing. puppets dont have blood although i wish they did <3 that would be so cool <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #wallys fine i swear. or he will be. in my mind #he finally gets a nap! for One Day Only! #meanwhile everyone else gets Lifelong Trauma! #im feeling impatient so im gonna post this now #its like... 5 am.... #no sleep for me tonight! yeehaw and hawyee and all that

[oozeandgoo-art]

Happy new year!

#doodle #new year #drag strip and wildrider teaming up to make everyone else's lives hell #now featuring bottle rocket battles #stunticons #transformers #red redesign g1 stunticons #id say dont try this at home but you can. its probably not going to get anyone maimed. ive had roman candle fights before they're fun #drag strip #dragstrip #wildrider #dead end #breakdown #motormaster #deadend

[vcrnons]

not to alarm anyone or anything, but i did it. i found the two pretty best friends.

bonus (there might even be three?) :

#vernon #hansol #choi hansol #vernon chwe #seungkwan #boo seungkwan #seventeen #svt #*mine #my gif #svtgifs #heymax #maddieblr #userhev #usermery #jennalook #don't leave me home alone ever because i will watch every svtrecord in existence and i will go on to make that everyone else's problem #<3

[eggplantgifs]

Kosho Oshima: The Super Mario Bros. Movie » 2023 Japanese Nationals

#kosho oshima #fskateedit #figure skating #japanese nationals 2023 #JN 2023 #program #kiss and cry #i am BEGGING everyone to watch this if you haven't already #literal tears in my eyes from laughing. what a legend #he won nationals everyone else go home!

[ladypenelopebridgerton]

#SHE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT #SHE ACED THE ASSIGNMENT #EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME #penelope featherington #polin #bridgerton #nicola coughlan #met gala 2022 #met gala

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

In "Too Young" when Princess Bubblegum talked about how she "never get to act like a kid" and how she wishes she "could stay like this with you, but..." I started crying. This poor girl grew up in the harsh world of early Ooo, she spawned from a living wad of gum and built a house for her brother, she tried to have a family but they betrayed her and she internalized that as "ignorance is bliss." Because shes intelligent, and she's sure not happy, and they were intelligent, and they weren't happy either, atleast Neddy is happy when he's just sucking on those roots and blissfully unaware of his surrondings. Homegirl didn't have any childhood at all, even Marceline had a more carefree childhood when she was with Simon, and she grew up in the literal apocalypse with three parental abandonments. Simon kept her entertained and cared for her, but PB was protecting Neddy and scavenging for resources, on her own, just to stay alive, her entire childhood. God. People dont talk enough about how tragic her childhood was, I feel freaking awful.

#she just.......she never got to grow up properly #i hope she and marceline get a good 500 years to just be dumb teenagers together because they've both gone through way too much #funnily enough though i feel like the fandom places more emphasis on marceline's suffering probably because it's more relatable #which y'know makes sense I'm not gonna judge anyone for that I love Marceline and her childhood was tragic too. #I once saw someone say that PB living in the Candy Kingdom and Ice King living the Ice Kingdom is for them kind of like living #in their own heads. and. yeah that sums it up to a tea. everyone else go home they explained it perfectly. #poor kiddo #princess bubblegum #bonnibel bubblegum #pb adventure time #simon petrikov #marceline abadeer #adventure time #too young #lemongrab #they make me sad #cryyyyyy #candy kingdom #adventure time analysis #spontaneous analysis

[mistressemmedi]

Listen, I have my own complicated feelings in my parasocial relationship with the man but this is so fucking funny

He's out there hoping for old man Helmut to call him up 😂

#f1 #daniil kvyat #funniest caption #everyone else go home

[grahamcore]

hannibal asked will how he distinguished the past and the future and will replied “before you and after you” and people still have the nerve to say that their story isn’t the greatest romance of our time? please be serious.

#song of achilles call me by your name blah blah i don’t want to hear it #call me when the protagonist of your romance novel gives their lover the rare gift of knowing them and seeing them #let me know when they begin to blur #and please do notify me when they enter a loving embrace on the edge of a cliff and fall into the sea holding one another #maybe THEN we can talk about another romance upstaging hannigram. until that day comes everyone else can sit down or go home bc it’s them. #hannigram #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #will graham

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

i really like writing about boring people. i like putting the most mid guy in existence next to the protagonist suffering from glorious purpose. here is a guy with no special skills, no blessings from the narrative, no outlandish identifying traits. and he can be just as interesting as the other guy as long as you make him feel real. banality is sublime to me.

#cao pi “insecure crown prince emo poet usurper of the han dynasty” vs cao ang “i respect my parents and get along with my siblings” #cao cao “i am god's sluttiest little piñata” vs “hot water is my favourite flavour” chen gong #din djarin + bo katan + everyone else in the mandalorian vs my OC Jorge the Stormtrooper who wants to go home and have a BBQ with his kids #man i need to finish that story i miss jorge :( #gtc #my writing

[ziracona]

No moment in any horror game will ever be able to be scarier than that time in Oxenfree when you’ve become aware something very supernatural and very bad is going on, but not what yet, and you’ve been picking up clues and bait and threats on the radio from whatever is here as you go, and walking around a decommissioned army base with Jonas trying to find Clarissa before she gets hurt, your radio picks up a signal that in Bugs Bunny’s voice goes “Mmm this looks like onea them there booby-traps.”

Literally no jumpscare, singing nursery rhyme, ominous music has ever had the raw power of that.

#never has a moment gone ‘ah you are /fucked/‘ so hard #Oxenfree #scary sound clip from other media usage peaked in Oxenfree everyone else go home

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

mods asleep post dragon Wally

#it was only a matter of time before i gave in #ALSO IM SORRY I HATE GIVING DRAGONS HAIR BUT NOTHING ELSE WORKED #ig we can have a pompodour having muppet dragon. as a treat #he gives me... medieval dragon art vibes #which is acceptable medieval dragon art fucks #hes just a fluffy lil guy #welcome home #welcome home wally #scribble salad #welcome home puppet show #i wasn't gonna give him wings but then i realized i could Make Them Rainbow #and how could i not??? #i made them too small tho #OR DID I #he was gonna be flightless... he could still be flightless with wings... #this makes me want to turn everyone else into dragons but thats gonna take some serious mental gymnastics #especially for characters like frank and howdy #julie'd be easy tho. and i already scribbled a satisfactory barnaby... #into the rabbit hole i go.