Me @ my neighbors setting off fireworks at 10:45 PM when I and everyone else have to get up early tomorrow to work
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Today is the anniversary of my dad’s death and like I do every year, in his honor, I want to encourage each and every one of you to read the symptoms of heart attacks. It’s not just what you see in movies; that’s the symptoms most commonly seen for cis men!
General heart attack signs
Heart attack signs “in women” (terminology from the website, this can be for anyone who is not a cis man)
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cock is one of my favorite tastes. not only that, but balls smell amazing. it makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest
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I just wanted to watch Big Brother not this annual U.S depressing shit
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sitting at the table, they lasted 15 min to start talking politics.
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my wrapped is absolutely HUMILIATING. but yes wow haha big surprise, mitski is #1 and im in her top 1% again WHAT WERE WE EXPECTING.
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have an optometrist's appointment tomorrow...i'm going to get a bad mark in seeing again, i just know it
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my darling husband has me bawling, shaking, wishing i was dead. on my birthday.
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Ugh am I sick or is this allergies?
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Mr emily attempted to decorate his office and is now stuck tangled up in tinsil
AGAIN???
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Please tell me I’m not the only one who gets really sad around their birthday
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