#ever given memes

[willowfae82]

happy 2nd birthday to all of the Ever Given memes. you gave us a good laugh in the middle of shit times.

comment with your favorite Ever Given meme.

#memes #ever given #evergreen suez canal #mid-demic fun stuff #evergreen memes

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'the boat got stuck 3 slutty slutty years ago' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

#suez canal #ever given #destiel news channel #destiel meme

[sairiiya]

Sebastian eating sashimi for the 5167238492 day in a row

#i dont think i have given him another food ever since we got married #poor guy #how can he still like it #stardew valley #stardew valley sebastian #sdv #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart #sdv memes #stardew valley memes #sdv sebastian #mine

[michellethestan]

#our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #stuckboat #ever given #ofmd meme

[cleanlenins]

Someday, when he grows up big and strong, he too can cause a major blockage for the shipping industry.

#ever given #when I say I GASPED as this little guy drove by #I GASPED #memes

[mysticstarlightduck]

(Bg3) Raphael after being bamboozled and fooled by my party yet again:

#bg3 #bg3 memes #we stan testing raphael's patience #and not making deals with him again (: #there's no way in avernus my rogue would ever hand over a shiny crown to someone else (especially given what this crown really is) #baldurs gate 3 #not writing

[fake-destiel-news]

Source

#this was not on my 2023 bingo card but honestly we should have known #it’s not the ever given again #suez canal #ships #boats #supply chain #destiel meme #stuck ship #Fake-destiel-News #unreality #this is fake news #truth: the Suez Canal has not been blocked by a ship again

[dj-crack]

Oh god, what now

I see Supernatural on trending with that photo specifically and assume Elon has Done Something again, someone is dead, or that boat is stuck again

#supernatural #matt rambles #elongated muskrat #Elon musk #destiel confession meme #spn #ever given #suez canal

[play-doh-slut]

i miss the ever given i wonder what she’s up to. whose lives she’s ruining. i hope she’s well. i hope the suez canal still remembers her

#suez canal #ever given #evergreen #meme #funny

[azaracyy]

one of my finished ych commissions. other finished artwork can be found here. the tailmon is based on the twitter meme / trend of tailmon with pikachu build

#brace yourself long tags of rambling ahead #so i tend to ask my commissioner's permit to post a watermarked smaller version of the art on twt #im a person of my word so im not gonna assume or much less abuse that to simply cross-post to every platform im in #this one is a bit special bc the commissioner is an old friend #tldr we were talking about life and career being the typical adults and they randomly went 'ok draw smth for me' and just... paid #so it's like.... a joke commission? but also not bc the pyment is real?? #but yeah they left the decision of what to draw to me. i suggested what i was thinking of drawing and they went #'do it. finish 2023 with a bang' lmaooo idk if this is banger enough but i clearly had a blast. record breaking fastest comm i've ever done #back in school i doodled pikachu everywhere like breathing so it helped #apparently im given the freedom to share the art however and wherever i like too so yeah bc this is a meme and it is best shared with ppl.. #its kinda cool how we now have the ultimate answer to the question 'which is better digimon or pokemon' tho #upon which im just gonna show this chonky polite tailmon #tailmon #gatomon #digimon #png #finished commission #dood you probably wont see this but ty for the random commission :'))

[legendary-cookies]

(Source)

Wait so are they a new Legendary Cookie?

They have a magic candy

But also I think a Legendary costume, though that doesn't automatically make them a Legend I suppose

But they also said there'd be a new Legendary Cookie in one of the first previews of this event

I guess we'll see and whatever happens happens lmao

#velvet speaks #abyss monarch cookie #octopus cookie #if they're not a legend that makes me memes null but honestly i'll laugh #i guess they could've just given them a candy just because #it's just weird to me because i don't think any legend was ever released and immediately given a magic candy #but maybe they're gonna be the first #who knows lmao

[menelaiad]

can I prompt you to talk about Menelaus sparing Helen I'm just like :chinhands: about everything u say about the house of atreus

hey, if you're willing to listen, i'm more than happy to talk - thank you!

so. again. we got Big Three versions.

menelaus says 'guys it's chill i'll kill her at home. let's all cool our jets' (this is the version in euripides)

menelaus goes to kill her himself. helen shows her boobs. menelaus suddenly very chill (this is also implied by euripides)

menelaus gets men to kill her. helen shows her boobs. men suddenly very chill (stesichorus)

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH TWO I DESPISE? no. fr. the last two (the boob two) are far too dependent on helen being vain. and helen .... almost not feeling any guilt or shame from what's happened. and we know that's not true from the iliad. these two, to me, are classic. THIS IS JUST HOW HOT HELEN WAS propaganda. cause yknow. ur a greek/roman/ancient dude and you hear that helen of sparta showed you her boobs like 'damn bro i wouldn't kill her either ahahahaha pass the wine, maximus'.

but helen was never vain. she was never arrogant. she was confident and self-assured. but it's pretty much everyone AROUND helen that comments on her beauty and stuff. she never really does herself? which is another fascinating element of her character tbh. so her doing THIS as a means to be spared? doesn't suit me. do i think helen wanted to die/was willing to die? no. but i think she would have gone about pleading for her life a different way, y'know? also i hate the whole 'her tits got her into this mess they'll get her out of it' like shut UP. menelaus is not 12. he's fucking 60 odd at this point. he is tired. he is wounded. he is so beyond mentally well. give him some respect. he wouldn't have been blind sided by this.

but i don't think menelaus EVER planned to kill her. i can accept euripudes' version cause i think there would have been a lot of greek men that would have wanted to see helen dead. it makes sense yknow? they dont see the full narrative. the big picture. as far as they're concerned helen ran away. loads of people died. and now she's gonna get away with it. they're not narrative aware enough to see all the cogs of fate and the gods and all this. so i can respect that some greeks would have wanted her to suffer and menelaus would have risked a fuckin riot if he outright said 'nah lads she's fine lets crack on' so the whole 'wait til we get home' narrative is a good way for him to save time. to buy him and helen some time to come up with a plan, a story. to hear each other out. to work through stuff. they don't get back to sparta for like. 10 more years. they can EASILY have come up with some reason why she's not been killed yet. or why he's not gonna go through with it/why it's all worked out.

in regards to menelaus never wanting to kill her, i believe that because of how menelaus behaves in the iliad. menelaus is constantly lamenting the deaths of the greeks. the needless death and suffering. how these men are working and sacrificing to get helen back. to bring her HOME. what would killing her do? another senseless death. all the sacrifice for naught because menelaus doesnt get his wife back. he goes back to sparta alone. as if he never even went to fucking troy and tried to get her back?????

and also because menelaus loves her. despite everything he loves her and he never stopped. it's why i really like his portrayal in IOA even if he is a giant ass clown. he's a man desperate to get his wife back. and he's under the impression they're just gonna go to troy and get her back. simple as. two months tops. he's frantic and desperate and willing to try anything to get her back (yo bro kill ur daughter for me kthx). and i don't think that desire to get her back changes. menelaus grows more subdued and quiet. and has less fire. but he's still trying. he goes toe to toe with paris, is willing to take on hektor. menelaus is very much: 'i am dying at troy or i am leaving with my wife' and how is that not love? it's literally. he is going to get her back or die trying.

(also idk how much people value to fall of troy texts that are around but like. menelaus kills deiphobus in those. when dei is with helen. the man is insane in those moments he could easily have took helen out too in his madness. but he doesn't. also also. when he's in the horse and he hears helen, he's said to 'groan' when he remembers her and given the context of the other men weeping and stuff. this is like. a groan of pain. hearing helen's voice after so long and remembering her. HURTS him. he's missed her so much.)

menelaus and helen loved each other. you see it in odyssey 4. the healing they must have gone through in those 10 years. is so admirable and powerful. and they did it because they wanted to. because they were gonna see this out. they were gonna make this work. and even zeus acknowledges it. because he lets menelaus into elysium just to be with helen (his own DAUGHTER) for eternity. even though menelaus has LITERALLY no elysium qualities. not even zeus cant bear to separate these two.

they're just so fucking powerful.

#long post for ts /// #menelaus #yes i am starting to tag my menelaus stuff. ive studied him for a decade. #ive given talks on him. ive written papers and been referenced in essays im about him #2023 is the year i embrace the 'menelaus expert' meme #that isn't ............. talking to a class and having them stare at me for like an hour #i have no idea if anyone agrees with ANYTHING i ever say #but i refuse to be silenced tbh #havent been quiet about the HOA for ten years. im not starting now #thank you for the kind words though friend!!! this passion has a very special place in my heart #it's nice to have an outlet for my menelaus thoughts <3

[ganondoodle]

twitter VS tumblr :,)

i dont want to seem like im complaining, as i dearly love tumblr and the awesome people here, but this is a reason why i am so anxious about twitter dying; to be fair, this is by far my most suddendly and most popular art tweet (i am unsure why) and in no way the norm over there (my usual art gets rarely if ever above 1k) and im well aware of how differently these two platforms work

still sometimes its pretty hard to not worry about it, tho i dont want to sound like im not appreciating the people that do interact with my stuff here, i am very thankful for each and every one

im afraid im not eloquent enough to properly express how i feel about it all, but anxiety is definitely one of them

(edit: im not trying to farm attention to that post or something, just the comparison of the extreme difference how the same fanart posted around the same times of a pretty popular character atm got attention on those two sites is making me worry? anxious? feel weird?)

#ganondoodles talks #unsure what to tag this as #and yes i know i know #tumblr has way less users #way less giant accounts that can boost visibillty astupif amount #but these two sites are the only ones im comfortable to be on #the only thing that ever got this popular on tumblr is an old self deprecating meme that still haunts me #i worry i am doing something wrong here #.. maybe i shouldnt have added the process pics #idk #if it sound im damn near depressed about it #im not! #but that extreme difference is weird to observe #and kinda scary given what the clown baby keeps doing to twitter

[magnificentposting-fabrizioart]

Cose Turche 3- Historically Cheesy

"Appeal to the Turk", reporting on diplomacy between Süleyman and Federico II of Mantova, and dwelling on the list of gifts, calls parmesan cheese wheels "immancabili" (inevitable, unmissable, in this case "staple") as a gift to Topkapi.

"Big and beautiful" wheels are also mentioned elsewhere as part of a gift list from the Duke of Ferrara in order to buy horses from the Sultan of Tunis.

#magnificent century #muhteşem yüzyıl #magnificent tumblring #magnificent memes #sultan suleyman #ottoman history #Grana Sultano #Solimano Reggiano #the wordplays just keep coming #Süleyman was apparently cheesy in more than one way I guess #curious if he ever tried Pecorino tbh #probably harder given that comes from Rome or Sardinia

[melodicwriter]

When an author of a fic you really like replies to your comment

#archive of our own #fanfiction #fanfic meme #writeblr #Oh my god!!!!!!!! #you ever have an author crush bc I DO #I hope some readers feel this way when I respond my god #THEY ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO EVERY COMMENT I LEFT IM EATING MY HAND #THEY SAIDJDJDJDJD IVE GIVEN THEM INSPO OOOHHMUGKDKKDDJFJ

[just-a-soft-enby-mess]

I feel like we’re due for the Ever Given to get stuck in the Suez canal. I need the type of collective joy that derailed international commerce brings to Tumblr in my life again

#ever given #old ass meme