#even if it’s just a video and not irl

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

#knitting #no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means #How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles #Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me #Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice #How do I join the pattern cult #I am so confused #I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders #I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources #And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me #I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling? #Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language #And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction

[adustoflove]

Having bpd to me is like I'm the loneliest person on the planet, no matter how many people I talk to, no matter how many connections I make or have, I'm a lonely void who will die alone. I have to be talking to someone or with someone every second of every minute of every day. I love people so much, I need people. There's so many people out there with different things to teach you. And then, if I have to talk to one person for more than 6 seconds today, I'll kill them. I'll kill myself. I need to be left alone for the rest of the day, I need no one but myself to be happy. I don't want to partake in anything with anyone because it's all draining and taking out of my alone time. Everyone is the same, they're all boring and self-absorbed. Every conversation feels like I'm forcing myself to be actively present. I just want to be alone in my room with nothing or no one. I don't see a future where I'm happy with anyone other than being by myself.

#bpd #bpd vent #actually bpd #bpd thoughts #actually borderline #bpd splitting #lately I've just been slowly moving away from all my friends too #haven't spoken to anyone on insta for days despite usually talking to at least 2-3 friends every few days #irl sent me a video a week ago...never responded. I haven't even been feeling lonely really #I just KNOW when my period creeps up on me I'll be a whining sad piss baby who's openly pathetic about needing human connection #like I wish I just felt no need for it ever. it feels SO good to be alone and not have any obligations as a person #then the crippling loneliness of forever being alone seeps in when tbh I'm fine with it currently actually

[tkachukitup]

a rat and his emotional support towel

#i swear he got one tossed to him almost every time he sat down #95% of my videos and pics are of the back of their heads #but it was my first ever irl hockey game and just being there so close to them all was enough #ratthew even scored a cheeky little empty netter #11/10 would recommend #matthew tkachuk #chuckyyy #emotional support towel #baby's first hockey game #panthers at blue jackets

[spoopy-moose]

reading scholarly articles about pathologic when its so obvious that the writer didn't even properly play the game and actually only played like the first half of 2 and then confidently putting their opinions out there like SHUT UP

#getting to the conclusion and reading 'i only played half of the game and then watched playthroughs of it' was so carthatic to me #autism brain reading it and being like wait a minute #also patho 2 cant even be read in a vacuum you have to consider patho 1 and 2 together #nah dude argued that pathologic 2's system of zero sum games are just like what russia does irl #and like im pretty sure the whole argument was basically just its russian propaganda #from the moment he said “the plague occurs every couple of years” I should've left #pathologic #i think that people in academia should not have many opinions about video games actually #bc the entire article read to me like the author was laughing at the fans being like haha look at this FOOLS

[miodiodavinci]

every day that goes by i relate more and more to that post that's like "is the video essay analysis or is it summary → it's a good essay sir → open the video → it's summary"

#(face in hands) i got really excited thinking someone had actually made a video essay about one of my favorite art games #and it was quite literally just 30 minutes of play-by-play summary #punctuated by periodic question positing that did nothing to introduce new ideas or build on existing ones #like questions on the level of 'who is this? what does it mean?' #like my good sir you tell me. make an argument. please. #same for the video essays i tried to watch last week on one of my favorite horror films and one on the world building in dungeon meshi #both were just. summary. #i wouldn't even be mad if they just. clearly advertised themselves as summary videos (or documentaries in the case of summing up irl events #but they come off as indistinguishable from real video essays until you get like. #five to ten minutes in and go 'hey this is a LOT of introduction and summary are you going to introduce your thesis at some point' #like pleas.e please what part of essay do you. not understand. i am on my hands and knees begging and pleading

[landlordevil]

i'm already so bored of all of those "stop being mean to people about their opinions on bg3" posts. i am being so gentle i don't even tag my shit unlike most of you* heathens

#*people who post stupid shit in the wyll tag for MY beloved eyes to witness #it's just so funny to me bc wyll is ''too vanilla and nice'' for these people and they ''prefer'' the ''''''''bad boy'''''''' #and they can't even handle people being catty or disagreeing w them about a video game LMAO #could you handle any man that has any resemblance to your vamp irl. be honest with me. look into my eyes. #and it's always shit like stop being mean about the most popular ship and the most popular characters :( we should all be friends #whatever i'm gonna play purse owner 5

[wizardysseus]

if jaime reyes blue beetle has no fans that means i am no more on the earth. hit like if you think jaime reyes blue beetle best boy & smart in the world

#sorry i just watched the new princess weekes video and got sad #i already knew i was one of the only people i knew irl who even had heard of jaime. let alone had the movie release on my calendar #but that doesn't mean i want people reminding me of it. ugh #HE DESERVE THE WORLD. and here he gets the dying dceu's crumbs #he made a beetillion dollars in my heart. #jaime reyes #this is my life

[maddy-ferguson]

#me

#this is what the average person on tumblr is missing. what i meant when i said the average person on tumblr should see misogynistic men talk #on the internet regularly they would benefit from that #not incels or andrew tate guys. normal guys #in november #and like i say: brf slt #i remember in 2016 when i was just getting into feminism as like a thing of the present the big thing on french twitter was for guys to say #meuf = pute: girl = whore. they would just say this. 24/7. not even a creative way to be misogynistic. but i was like oh! #then when girls would talk about getting harassed they would be like you made this up you're too ugly a film directed by quentin #tarantino etc. i think one of the most frustrating things they do is say no boy has ever sexually harassed a girl in middle school because #all they thought about at that age (that age being. from 11 to 15) was football and video games like OH MY GOD we were literally there #i mean no there's worse a lot worse but it's one of the most annoying ones like how are you all coming together to collectively #gaslight us #i could give more examples but it's not that interesting just these people HATE US!!!!!! #it's never just one or two guys or even ten or even twenty it's SO MANY PEOPLE just united by their hatred of women...heartwarming #in a way #but whatever i know people are awful on the internet or whatever but these people exist irl i'm pretty sure. im just not blissfully unaware #i'm sure that's nice. it's probably a bliss even. frustrating for normal people who have to interact with that though #or maybe not for normal people misogyny is a very widespread thing idk if you know this...frustrating for me! #like why does seeing frankly misogynistic tweets kinda not bother me as much as seeing posts that act like misogyny isn't a thing. at least #they're honest!!!!! #like it does feel very bad. but i'm used to it. kind of

[barbieaiden]

some bg3 modders are funny like let me just take this already very conventionally attractive companion and make them a different kind of conventionally attractive in the most boring way possible

#there's nothing inherently wrong with you know. changing companions' appearance especially not the ones that like #revert them back to early access or concept art of whatever #but you're telling me MINTHARA wasn't physically attractive enough for you already???????? #you had to change her entire face??????? #you're telling me shadowheart and astarion look too old. #i'm always a bit hesitant to change things like companion appearance because i kind of like playing the game in its #original form i guess but i do think they're already kind of #boring looking. is that mean #obviously looking like that irl is fine but i'd like some more diversity in my video games #most of them just look very. default character in any video game already #why make them even more boring like god

[kyouka-supremacy]

Today was a good day :)

#Today three strangers were kind to me in three different occasions. It was such a nice coincidence :) #I've been working on Akutagawa's birthday the entire week and today Akutagawa posts were all over my dash. I'm so happy! #I managed to do all the edits I had set up to and I'm glad :) #I dressed rigorously black and white and wore the black striped pants I bought because they reminded me of Beast Akutagawa's outfit #I did my nails black and red!! #My mother called me to congratulate on Akutagawa's birthday #I even baked a cake with a friend and they were so sweet ///// #I'm so grateful they managed to make time for it even though they've been so busy and tired because of their job #More than everything I'm grateful they weren't weird about it #They found it a little silly but they never made fun of me. They helped me pick the cake. #And today they even told me that they looked up a video of the character to understand me better #Which TERRIFIES me because no way anyone could get a good impression of Akutagawa from a single video #But if we ignore that it was an unbelievably nice gesture :') #It's just such a foreign feeling because outside of my blog I NEVER talk about my hyperfixations irl. #Because when I used to when I was younger I was only met with scorn or mockery so ever since I started university I simply learnt not to? #And it's just so genuinely weird to talk with someone irl who wouldn't judge me for it– #and not really in the good way because part of me is still convinced that they *are* judging me for it. #Doesn't matter everything suggests the contrary. And I keep overthinking if I overshared about Akutagawa or if I said something dumb #But I'm trying it not to get to me. Today they've been nothing but nice through and through #Whatnot. The last months were very tough for some reason I'm just happy good things can still happen :) #I want to start the queue again now that I'm generally more free and done with Aktgw's birthday and everything. #I also have new exams the first days of April and the program is pretty heavy and wide. On top of following courses. I'll see what I can d #I'd like to start regularly posting again because I'm afraid if I don't I'll just sulk further in misery. We'll see. #Ah I need to catch up with the dash since I've basically not been on Tumblr for three days... #That's it just rambling. I hope everyone's days are nice too!!! #random rambles

[qtubbo]

Pretty much the only clip I could find about Tubbo talking about character shipping (he is freshly and I mean like a few days 17 in this clip, Tubbo is currently 20). The context is Tubbo and Tommy are talking about IRL shipping between the two of them, both saying “it’s weird” and Tommy making a bit out of it since Tubbo hesitates(which is why this clip is too long to do the whole thing of the bit goes on for awhile and I can’t load videos that long). Tubbo then pivots the conversation to be more about the characters, after this clip Tubbo and Tommy agree they don’t really care about “stan stuff” (context to shipping) as long it isn’t “on reddit”(where they can see it).

This clip is 3 years old and obviously outdated, Tubbo saying “it’s weird” about IRL shipping between him and Tommy is the only piece of context I can find to the no character shipping boundary.

In more recent times Tubbo has stated how he really doesn’t care about these things and just doesn’t want to see it (did not specify shipping just boundaries as a whole) and that he does not like boundaries list because they give ammo to people who hate him.

#If you want a full video just look up Tubbo and Tommy talking about shipping #Discourse #Literally this was it the videos named tubbo and tommy talk about shipping is the only thing I could find so it’s probably the only evidenc #People have even if he has talked about it more #And the converstation is about irl shipping

[zivazivc]

Ziva, how well do you think Toastymarshmellow (who sang in this song as Amanda) would fit Ravin as her voice?

I actually imagine Ravin having an autotune natural voice like Guy Diamond. 😅 But her autotune doesn't sound like his that's... I dunno what to call it — stereotypical autotune? skjdjdj — and is more like just high pitched vocals (especially when Ravin gets loud or excited). I don't know the proper words to describe it so I looked up a few happy hardcore songs for help.. I imagine her sounding a lot like the singer (and the autotune/distortion) in this song:

#hope this was of any help #i really suck at trying to explain anything related to vocals or music #if ravin was a human irl she would watch a lot of anime and she would talk like those annoying stereotypical anime girls sksjdsjsdjd #answered #trolls #ravin #happy hardcore #every time i look at happy hardcore music videos for too long my eyes start to hurt #can't listen to this genre of music for very long either even though i do find it fascinating. like observing a bug in a jar #P.S. #(Eddy M also has natural autotune but it comes out less often (mostly just when he sings) #his voice (and distortion) are just like how the singer in Breathe Carolina's Blackout sounds) #:)

[wren-kitchens]

fellow romance favourable aroaces who spent a while trying to figure out if they were bi or aroace who likes the idea of romance wya

#I THINK!!! I FIGURED IT OUT #which makes the fact me and the only straight person in my irl friendship group dated even funnier #we both find it so funny that was a thing that happened #I had a jaiden animation moment #but like. several months after the video came out #with a lot of doubt #but yeah turns out people are attractive i’m just not attracted to people HKFHDK #average fanfic writer moment (I have never seen this happen to anyone else aside from one of my irls) #(and they don’t write they draw) #aroace #aromantic #asexual too but like I already figured that part out tbh #so I won’t maintag #romance favorable #queer #aspec people are queer I will fight you if you disagree you are wrong #wren wrambles #I always write so much in the tags of posts that are like one sentence long

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: So, so you’re saying you only invited me out here for practice.

BBH: Yeah :D

Quackity: I'm your like, toy.

BBH: Yeah :D

Quackity: I'm your sex toy, that’s exactly what you’re –

BBH: Yeah, the – the only reason –

Quackity: *laughing* “Yeah!” he says.

BBH: The – WHOA WAIT, NO THAT’S – I DIDN’T HEAR THAT ONE, I DID NOT –

Quackity: Ok, ok *laughs*

BBH: – I was just say yes, what I – what I meant was -

#Badboyhalo #Quackity #BBQduo #BBQ duo #Bad #IRL #What is WRONG with him #<-- me on practically every video of Quackity #Same energy as Quackity calling him and John Smith boyfriends and John Smith going ''yeah! :D'' just completely missing the joke #I haven't even watched both streams yet #I've been gone all weekend checked my phone saw they met up and saw I missed TWO streams #and was like FRICK #I'm in frickin agony I can't believe I missed seeing this live I'm LIVID #anyways goodnight more clips tomorrow when I've actually finished both streams #I got to this part then went ''actually you know what. I'm going to go to sleep''

[traitorsinsalem]

bg3 is crazy for being a massive $70 larian + wotc collab game whose accessibility menu features subtitles that are present for less than half of all idle character dialogue and almost zero battle dialogue

#succ speaks #not to be the 'paizo wouldn't let this happen' guy but god this is actually insane #like why even have an accessibility menu at that point? i'd rather watch a youtube video with automatic captions #same energy as devs complaining that everyone was making their pcs a white human guy in early access while they had no asian human options #like bro i just want to know what bestie karlach is saying but if u make her mumble with no captions even tho i have subtitles on #tf am i supposed to do.....🤨😡😭💀 #baldur's gate 3 is fun but this is pissing me off. like i'm prob not gonna keep playing this solo & only play online with friends #it's fun but. not fun enough to mimic the actual wacky bullshit i do with charisma rogues and bards in dnd or pf #i think i'm also used to having real humans around for ttrpg antics and dynamic character interactions so bg3 feels bland in comparison lol #also because irl i can ask people to repeat what they just said 🙃🙃🙃 #joining the mob by accident was admittedly funnier in bg3 than it was in dnd though considering i stumbled into the base out of nowhere #i guess it just falls under ny philosophy that dnd is most fun when wotc has zero actual say in what happens and what we can do 👍 #however as much as pf > dnd...bg3 > kingmaker. i think pathfinder is just to true of a ttrpg to adapt into a video game super well #like. the writing in wotr was WAY better than bg3 but still sometimes bad enough to be infuriating ESPECIALLY in regards to iomedae #but the weird ass iomedae stuff is also true in the adventure path itself and plenty of other people have complained about it #but hey at least in wotr the subtitles told me what she was saying every time she spoke 👍 #wotr was still rly fun tho no hate to the game in general this is a quick slam of being pissed at bg3 again 🙏🙏

[baptism-inblood]

GESTURES VAUGELY irl vid under the cut of dickslappin the preacher plush idk,

wasnt super happy with the vid i cut it way short BUT RRRRHGGHHGrrrr....get the urge to humiliate and fuck him up so bad it makes me lightheaded AUUUGhhhgghh whines and buries myaelf in my bed /pos

#cainphoto #cw irl video #cw knot #cw scary imagery #cw scary face #plushophilia #plushophile #ask to tag #mandelansfw #i just like the fucked up entities and weird alternates its like. object/plush adjacent ig bc its nonhuman even tho theyre tryin 2 be human #I JUST RJRGHNGNHG I AANT 2 FUCK!!! HORROR.MONSTERS!!! scary beings....bend over NOW!!!! SHOW HOLE!!! #no audio #nsft