Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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it’s occurred to me that probably not everyone on wattblr these days knows this interaction exists
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Cairo, livid about being called the mom friend: Eva! Do I act like a mom?!
Eva: Oh, um...
Cairo: Stop biting your nails and speak clearly when you talk
Eva: Yes, ma'am
Reese: See?!
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Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos
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Eva: On a scale of one to ten, I’m a nine because you’re the one I need.
Kate: You’re a ten.
Eva: No, it’s a pick-up l-
Kate: You’re a ten. End of discussion.
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Presented without comment
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Eva knows that other high school relationships probably don’t have to deal with crushing insecurity of the type that’s brought on by the attempted murder of your girlfriend because she’s “so fucking annoying”. That doesn’t mean she’d want hers to look any different.
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“In a room full of people who have clearly made bad choices… I may be the stupidest one here.”
- Catherine Parr before I Don’t Need Your Love, probably
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Mattie: "Hey we've gotta distract the rest of the Tigers for a few hours... What do we do?"
Eva sighing in disappointment: "Unfortunately I know EXACTLY what to do..."
*baby sensory video starts playing, to which each of the Tigers slowly gets more hypnotized by it, Starting with Farrah.*
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Eva: For the last time, Riley, I don't want to date you!
Cairo: Can't relate.
Everyone: ...
Cairo:
Cairo: Oh, shit, did I say that out loud?
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okay but consider: kateva academic rivals to lovers
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Eva, holding a rock: Kate just gave me this and said “I think you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is this rock”
Chess: If you don’t marry her, I will
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In case you didn't know how to c-c-count the tigers would be happy to teach you
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