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planetsano · 3 months

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fem reader. both reader and yuji get zero bitches. waxing.

I was having thoughts about Yuji getting his first wax at this really cute spa— its the new year so he’s really trying to make the effort of taking this whole “self care” thing he’s been seeing on TikTok seriously. He seems like the type to be pretty hairy down south anyway and in turn he trims it here and there but he never really upkeeps the maintenance. He wants to see what this waxing thing is all about.

So, he books the appointment and he gets you as his esthetician. He’s nervous! But also very excited! He booked a facial as well as the wax so you of course take very good care of him. The conversation is flowing beautifully and there’s a bit of chemistry there. He also thinks you’re drop dead gorgeous and when he walked into the studio, he tripped over his shoelace but that’s neither here or there.

When it’s finally time for the wax? You’re prepping everything all nice and instruct him to take off his pants and boxers— and Yuji immediately freezes. He’s all like “What do you mean?” so you look at him from over your shoulder because you think he’s being silly but the look of genuine confusion on his face lets you know he’s being deadass serious. You tell him, “Well, I can’t wax you with your pants on now can I, cutie?” as sweet as can be, its almost a little maternal too the way you say it.

Poor Yuji. He didn’t really think about any of this fully through. He mentally punches himself in the face because of course he would have to expose himself to the esthetician, that’s just how a Brazilian wax works! Yuji doesn’t want to make it awkward so he complies and takes off his pants and underwear before he lays back onto the table. God, he’s never felt so embarrassed in his life! Is the lamp really necessary..? The warmth of it did feel pretty nice. That’s beside the point anyway.

As he’s laying there while you dilly about with your back turned to him, his mind starts to wander. When was the last time he’s had a woman’s touch? It feels like ages because it kind of has. A year? Almost close to a year. He can’t really remember. Yuji thinks you’re pretty and a good time— you’re easy to talk to and if he didn’t know any better, he thinks he might have a tiny, little crush on you. He’s already been thinking about booking another service just so he can see you.

The thought is super cute, but what isn’t cute is Yuji fighting every single demon, every single thought— nearly trying to astral project so he won’t get hard. You didn’t give him a warning before wrapping your gloved hand around his shaft and he jumped, which did get a giggle and a little “Feeling jumpy today, are we?” out of you. He played it off with a bashful little “Sorry.” before relaxing again. You’re not really doing much but your job and that’s why he feels like such a pervert when all the blood from his skull has rushed to his cock.

For him, it’s like this huge elephant in the room but for you? You don’t mind, there’s always a possibility which is why you don’t take male clients but Yuji is the only exception because he’s cute and seems like a good boy. He probably thinks that he has a poker face but there’s a reason why you keep cooing at him because he’s definitely the type to wear his heart on his sleeve. It’s so desperately obvious that he’s trying to think about the most unpleasant and uncomfortable things but it’s not working.

As the service continues, Yuji is not longer trying to keep from stay hard but he’s now rather trying not to cum all over your hands and his chest. But it’s becoming increasingly difficult to do so. He peeks down every now and again to see the progress, he keeps telling himself “She’s almost done, she’s almost done.” that he needs to hold out for just a few minutes more then he can put his pants back on. But, unfortunately it doesn’t seem to work out like he would have hoped to plan.

Your hand slid up his cock with just enough pressure and friction to make him blow his, really fat load actually. He desperately tried to grab your wrist before it happened but it was already too late, the broken protest turned into a pitiful moan halfway, the panicked jerk of his body.. truth be told you thought it was sweet. You’ve also been going through a dry spell yourself. Your last ex made you want to do some healing but with that came with stepping out of the dating pool and no casual sex.

You, yourself felt like a bit of a pervert standing here with a man putty in your fingertips. “I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry” was all that left his lips as you cleaned him with with a Kleenex but all you could say in return was:

“Can I..? Have your number?”

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chrollohearttags · 13 days

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french tips • sanji x black!fem reader

your new nail tech suddenly becomes your favorite after an appointment you’ll never forget!

nail tech!sanji, modern au, him being a gentleman ofc (he’s not a perv in this, hadn't watched the live action but from clips, taz seems a lot more charming so that’s who i'm going with! 😭) massage, handjob, foot and nipple play, service dom, fingering, squirting, calls reader miss + my dear, praise kink, says good girl a couple times, sanji has a tongue ring

word count: 2.5K

whoever sent this idea, thank you for your contribution. I don’t know if you are being serious or facetious but either way, you have awoken something in me. sanji fuckers, come get y’all’s juice!!

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you were a little hesitant…downright apprehensive even. You’d been coming to this shaking for years and each time, you sat in the same chair, got nearly the same services and entrusted your beauty needs to the same hands. “I’m sorry, (y/n). She’s on vacation right now and won’t be back for at least three weeks.” “I understand but I wish she would’ve told me before I booked the appointment..” you were flustered and rather frustrated to boot..you had an important event coming up and the last thing you needed was your routine disrupted. It was already enough chaos in your hectic life! But nail tech!sanji was willing to swoop in and make things easier.

“Miss, if you don’t mind..I’d be more than happy to help you today. My next appointment isn’t for a few hours so I’ve got plenty of time to get everything taken care of.”

nail tech!sanji, who’d been an esthetician and licensed massage therapist for years, had just begun working there but his work and reputation far preceded longevity at this particular shop. The man was an absolute master at his craft and his catalog spoke for itself. He had won competitions, curated some of the most beautiful designs you’ve ever seen and worked with absolute proficiency. “Is there a specific design you’re looking for?” nail tech!sanji had also mastered the art of de-escalating tense situations. When working around women and people who did not play when it came to their appearances, he knew one wrong move could result in his head or termination so he was flawless in his final product..left with no other choice, you’d accept nail tech!sanji’s generous offer. “Fine. But if you screw up one thing on these nails, I’m done with this shop for good.” but little did you know, you’d be so glad that you did take the services from him! nail tech!sanji, who’s work area was absolutely spotless, smelled of vanilla incense and looked so out together, it shocked you. “I find vanilla helps soothe the senses…makes you feel a lot more relaxed. Don’t worry, I’m going to take good care of you and if at any time, I do anything wrong, you let me know. Okay, miss?” nail tech!sanji, who looked better suited for a repair shop with his tattoos, blonde wefts and tongue ring, certainly took you by surprise. He was gentle, attentive and made certain that you were comfortable. “Can I offer you some water? Or perhaps something else to drink?” As the nail salon you frequented also doubled as a bar. “No alcohol for me today, please. I drove. I’ll just take the water..” nail tech!sanji, who noticed that you were still nervous, decided to take your hand and redirect that tension.

“So tell me about this event. I’d love to hear about it if you don’t mind.” nail tech!sanji, who was not only kind but handsome and rather charming to boot. He had a great sense of humor and was very quick witted..this man who was all but a stranger thirty minutes ago, had you laughing and fanning yourself as he dabbed balls of acrylic onto your nails and sculpted your tips to perfection. nail tech!sanji, who did thorough work whilst also listening to you attentively as you divulged about your career and how you were going to be attending a gala for the company’s sponsors. “Sounds like it’s a room full of snobs.” “You don’t know the half but hey, they keep my bills paid so I can’t complain too much, I guess.” nail tech!sanji, who was absolutely smitten by you, couldn’t stop staring from across the table as he gently kneaded lotion into your hands. His touch was so soft and inviting, making you wish he’d never pull away. It didn’t help matters that he was so damn attractive! nail tech!sanji, who made your nails look the best they ever had, was pleased to see the smile on your face after he finished!

“..only the best for a valued customer and such a beauty at that. I do aim to please.” “I’d say you exceeded that. Thank you, mr. sanji..they’re gorgeous.” “Thank you for allowing me to take care of you. I’m honored.”

nail tech!sanji, who wasn’t quite ready to part ways with the gorgeous woman he’d come to be acquainted with, decided that he would take on all of your services today. Including your pedicure and massage…nail tech!sanji, who saw that you opted for the deluxe package, whisked you away to the private room with the entire setup. Something you’d always paid for. A massage bed in the corner and the pedicure chair with a tub full of milky liquid and rose petals scattered about…soft, ambient music playing from the speakers and waves displayed on a mounted television screen crashed around. It was so peaceful and just what you needed for the long week ahead and the one you’d just gone through. nail tech!sanji, who rolled up his sleeves as he sat down to work on your feet, made you chew at your bottom lip..weirdly enticed by the sight of his veins protruding from his forearms. But that wasn’t the only reason…he’d soak your heels and work on each one as the other marinated in the softening solution. nail tech!sanji, who delicately massaged up and down those calves, couldn’t help but to chuckle when he felt you slightly tremble yet again when he began to gently knead his fingers into your pressure points, causing you to melt right there! “Looks like someone enjoyed that. You’re really tense for some reason, miss..something on your mind?” Trying to feign the embarrassment of admitting that not only were slightly turned on by how gently this man handled you but the fact that beneath that skin tight sundress, you weren’t wearing any panties, as you had just come from your wax appointment before arriving here and he was seconds from getting an eyeful! “N-no, I’m fine. Just feels really good.” “Well that’s all I want to hear.” nail tech!sanji, who was quick to sense the energy shift, went to retrieve your polish of choice after rubbing your legs down in lotion and wrapping them in warm towels.

“White toes..good choice. And a personal favorite on a lady too.” “You’re a man of good taste then. I like that.” Causing the blonde to blush a bit himself..as he could tell you weren’t exactly some scared little girl. You were a grown woman..who was strong, handled her business and always got her way. Just his type! nail tech!sanji, who set up for your final service as he allowed your toes to cure under the gel lamp, began to dim the lights and lay out all his materials. Knowing that you were watching him carefully…snaking his tongue out intermittently to reveal that steel ball stuck between it. Not to mention the silver bands wrapped around his perfectly manicured fingers.

“..can I have you remove your clothes and wrap yourself in the towel, please? I can step out for a moment and you just let me know when you’re ready..” helping you from your seat as he removed that lamp and grasped your hand..this man was the epitome of a perfect gentleman and you were becoming more and more ecstatic that you had decided to come in today. But unbeknownst, the best was yet to come..nail tech!sanji, who’d stepped back in to find you lying across the table on your stomach, a single towel covering your frame and ready for him to work his magic. nail tech!sanji, who had to all but bite his fist to restrain himself as he inched closer and prepared to make you feel the best you had in ages…warming a palmful of oil as he rubbed them together. Waiting in anticipation, you’d glance back and be greeted with a smirk. When he began to knead your muscles with those strong hands, your body would immediately melt within his grasp. So carefully working out all the sores and kinks that had mounted throughout the stressful work week. Meetings, business negotiations, dinners with your bosses…it was all taking its toll. But if anyone could put you at ease, it was nail tech!sanji..

“How are we feeling, my dear?..”

“Amazing..you’re really good at this..”

and luckily for you, this wasn’t even the beginning. Because as he kept going, (y/n) began to release soft whimpers in response to those subtle touches. Chewing at your lower lip, you’d allow your mind to escape to a place that it should not have been. Abashedly, you didn’t want to admit it but it’d been quite some time since a man had touched you, less known, made you feel this damn good! It was apparent that he was no amateur..in many ways than once. “Mmmm…like that.” The words slipped out subconsciously but it didn’t even phase nail tech!sanji, he just chuckled and kept going. Everytime he moved, he questioned and asked for your permission to place his hands lower. By the time he reached your lower back, you’d let him know it was quite alright to do as he pleased. “Please…keep going. You know what to do..” you were never a promiscuous woman by any means but you were the kind to have your way..when you wanted it. And what you wanted right now…was for him to give in to his desires and take you right there!

“In that case…flip over f’r me and I’ll give you exactly what you need.” The sexual tension that had accrued between you two was undeniable and neither of you were interested in playing coy. So with the command being whispered into your ear, causing a shudder to run down your spine, you’d follow his command and turn over to lie on your back, exposing your breasts. He couldn’t help but to subtly grunt at the sheer sight of those erect, dark hues nipples and toned tummy. The only thing making it better was the glass colored liquid pooling across it and spreading as he rubbed it in. Your brown skin glistening underneath the hue of auburn lighting.. “..there we are..much better.” nail tech!sanji took his sweet time in caressing your body. Honing in on your stiff little buds and watching you squirm. Your dark eyes glaring through him with unadulterated lust. Especially when he’d wash his hands off and proceed to go lower beneath that cloth covering your upper thighs. “You sure know how to work your hands..” “I’m only getting started, my love. Just keep your eyes on me and don’t move…” his dominance was not only attractive but captivating. You needed him more than he could imagine! So much so, you’d reach over to grasp for his clothed erection that was growing from the confines of his pants. But nail tech!sanji was quick to halt you, gently clutching your wrist.

“Aht..not yet, gorgeous. It’s my turn.” Chuckling as he commanded you to lean up so you could watch his every movement. He’d part your legs as he kept an arm cradled behind your shoulders and the other between your thighs, working those nimble fingers on your sensitive spot. “Oh my gosh..” “…mmph, you’re soaking, pretty girl.” watching you writhe and whimper as those digits circulated your clit. nail tech!sanji, who latched his lips around your nipples and suckled as he moved about, working them inside of you..whispering into your ear, marking your throat with kisses and filling your head with sweet nothings as he clutched his hand around it. “Ooh..you needed this, didn’t you?…yeah, I know. Just need someone to take care of you every once in a while.” Pegging you to a tee..so independent and headstrong that sometimes, you forgot what it felt like to be spoiled. Clutching around his knuckles, you’d grasp for his arm and hold onto it as your lips met in passionate pecks. Exchanging saliva and whimpers in the process. Tasting one another as the kisses deepened. Sensing that mounting ball of pleasure forming in your core, he’d curl his index and middle digits to work that orgasm out of you. “Good girl..there you go. Keep fucking my fingers. Just like that..get yourself off..” nail tech!sanji, who was practically yearning to bury himself inside of your pussy, could no longer fight his own urges and gave you permission to stroke his cock, shuffling his waistband around to remove it. “Mmph, damn…” “..like what you see, miss?” Knowing that you were taken aback by his size and length. A glowing red tip with precum seeping out..you’d carefully take into your grasp as you stroked that shaft. You’d pleasure each other through lilted moans and stifled cries. Practically shoving your tongue down the other’s throats as you brought each other to ecstasy. “Should I speed up? I can if you need me to..” but you’d quickly decline, finding that the pace was perfect. He was equally as needy but his resolve outweighed his pleasure at the moment and he was determined to let you get yours before his own. Which wasn’t too far away..

“You wanna come, beautiful? It’s okay, you can tell me.” “Y-yes! Please, Sanji..” and with that, he commanded your release with a sharp tug upward and a quickened flick of his wrist..you’d finally cave and release. Letting out loud whimpers, along with a stream of juices, that soaked the table and your quivering thighs. nail tech!sanji, who enjoyed the sight of watching you writhe from his volition, was quick to get a sample of the mess he contributed to. Moving down your torso with the swipe of his tongue piercing, grazing your skin; lapping up those sweet juices from your center down to your thighs..leaving a trail of kisses in his wake until he reached your calves and feet. nail tech!sanji, who’d place those freshly done toes into his mouth, sucking them momentarily as he concluded your massage.

“So..did I do a good job, my love? Satisfied with your service today?” Receiving by far the best compliment he’s ever gotten when you snatched him down and made out with him once more. Showing your gratitude. “I’ll take that as a yes..” giggling with him as the two of you came down from your climatic bliss.

y/n, who was apprehensive before coming in here, was now leaving happier than ever. And nail tech!sanji, who had never picked favorites among his clients, was now looking forward to your next appointment!

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eclecticestheticsfl · 2 years

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finalgirllx · 8 months

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Ominis Gaunt’s Occupations AU HCs

Written By @finalgirllx and @greedyforgarreth simultaneously. A promised continuation after our Garreth's Gareers.

Headcanons of Ominis Gaunt in different careers.

Warning, we get a little delusional by the end again.

English Teacher

Has a few teacher’s pets

The teacher that lots of students open up to - even if he doesn’t try

A huge banned book advocate! He starts the year off with Fahrenheit 451 every time.

Loves having the students read and argue about Holden’s character in Catcher in the Rye.

On days when there is no lesson, he has them watch Pride and Prejudice or Frankenstein in class.

When he’s with his partner he makes them sound like his dad and says “Good Job, Son.” to him to make him feel good about himself and his life choices.

Will literally eat an apple every day. No exceptions.

He will give students +1 point of extra credit if they bring him an apple.

His students love to hear his personal stories and always try to get him off track.

Therapist

“How does that make you feel?”

He will write their answer on his computer and sometimes his voice-to-text randomly goes off and exposes what he wrote to the client. “Client’s delusions are excessive today.” client gasps “Well…they are…”

Makes you say 5 affirmations as soon as you walk in the door.

He’s obsessed with having you make a pros and cons list for every decision you have to make.

“Oof, red flag” any time your romantic partner wrongs you.

An absurd amount of fidget toys, on his desk and near the client’s seat.

He likes to take on children from foster care/broken homes the most. (He does most of these sessions for free/at a discount.)

Has poured hours into a curated playlist to relax and comfort his clients during their sessions.

Sommelier - a wine professional

The wine MUST have notes of ‘nuts’ otherwise it doesn’t pass.

He will get incredibly upset if he can’t taste the nut notes in it.

The only person who could describe the “body” or “palate” of the wine and not sound like a complete jerk while doing so.

Does the dramatic hand wafting the wine aroma into his nose when he first tries it.

Has an assistant who runs an instagram for him - makes sure to take immaculate photos at all of the vineyards.

"Pair this wine with anything you'd want to take to Flavor Town. It's like a high-five to your taste buds."

Has his own wine line with his face on the label. (He insisted on it) “It will increase sales” it did

Would work with famous personal chef Garreth Weasley for food + wine pairings. Their blog would be extremely popular.

“Nuttin' But the Finest” is his slogan.

Has a famous video where he threw a wine bottle with no nut notes on the floor and it smashed and his PR team desperately tries to scrub it from it from the internet.

The more tipsy he is, the more upset he is when something doesn’t have notes of nuts.

He comments under other people's posts about wine “Does it give ‘nut’🥜?” They block him.

Spa Manager

Would constantly walk around the spa listening in to make sure the service is fabulous.

Snaps his fingers far too much.

Gets clients excited by wearing a robe as his work attire.

Gets his estheticians to give him free facials every day.

Clients can pay extra for a scalp massage from him.

Huge gossip. Knows the tea about everyone even if you’re not his client.

“Margaret, I’m feeling a blemish forming on my cheek. Come take care of it.”

Falls asleep in the massage room between clients.

Goes into the sauna during his breaks and then gets upset when he’s too hot.

Radio DJ/Operator

Loves taking calls from anyone and everyone on air.

Absolutely loves causing relationship conflict on air. The dating advice hour sessions are always done by him. “He said WHAT NOW to you? Oof, red flag.”

“Drama Domain by DJ Ominis"

Literally does not care about his song order. He will repeat the song he likes as long as he wants, no matter who complains.

“You’re all haters. Dynamite by Taio Cruz will always be a hit.” And he grows to hate it himself but he’s so stubborn he keeps playing it.

He loves to interview people on his radio show. Always gets them to divulge some deep dark secret.

Somehow has the most famous of celebrities on his show and they all enjoy talking with him.

Has a trivia show every day that’s just about what he likes. “10 questions about cats this morning.”

Fucking despises giveaways. “I’m not giving you people anything.”

He ruins the giveaways the station forces him to put on purposefully by “deliberating” if it's a scam or not.

Model

Always shirtless even when it’s not called for. They have to photoshop shirts onto him.

“What do you mean I can’t be a shirtless executive?” walks out in just a tie and pants.

Very, very particular over his hair. If one strand is out of line, he will be very upset.

But he also doesn’t tell people when he’s upset. He just sighs and tilts his head dramatically and slouches until someone notices.

Really enjoys cowboy photoshoots. For whatever reason.

He secretly loves the comments from fans “Wear the hat, ride the cowboy.” He has his assistant read them off to him while he goes to sleep. “Wait, say the one where they called me Daddy Cowboy again.”

Has a very strict diet of eating whatever the fuck he wants to.

Loves extremely high fashion accessories. His eye masks cost over $3,000.

Has his own skin care line. "Gaunt's Beauty Nectar"

Has a Daddy Kink.

Musician

In a band with Garreth. They had excessive arguments over the band name. Ominis has a brief solo career stint before returning to the Weasley Wigouts.

Will make-out with fans right on stage in the middle of a set.

He puts gold body glitter on himself so he glows during the concert.

So, so amazing with his fingers.

Loves how his fans scream when his hair that starts perfect at the beginning of the show gets messier and more wild.

Has a very strict 10 PM bedtime that he can NOT miss.

Has that one very sad song in the middle of the concert that everyone gets quiet for as he belts on stage.

Fights to make sure his merch is affordable. Punched his rep before for trying to up his shirt prices.

Biggest supporter of his band members. Will call them sexy and tell him he wants to suck them off during the concert. Supportive, of course.

There’s a video of him online throwing a wine bottle in anger and it shatters. His PR team is trying to scrub it from the internet.

Refuses to let his brother Marvolo join the band even though he lets him keep auditioning.

Lawyer

Loves getting extremely into his arguments like they do in dramas.

Often makes the entire courtroom gasp when he makes his final comment.

“Your honor, the other team is clearly incompetent. His choice of cologne is terrible.” The audience gasps.

He has his own gavel and hits it when the other lawyer is talking. The judge lets him keep it because it's entertaining.

He watches Legally Blonde constantly. “Yas queen!”

"It's quite a feat to make 'reasonable doubt' sound like a plot twist from a B-grade mystery novel." The audience gasps

When the verdict is made he’s already smiling like he's won. (He did)

"I want to thank the opposing team for providing such an entertaining performance. If legal arguments came with awards, they'd surely win for 'Best Theatrical Presentation.' The audience gasps

His briefcase is full of fan mail. He reads them during the opposing team's defense.

Will literally always wear the best suits. He makes sure he feels sexy every day.

Detective

“The clue is in your drawers.”

Really loves the interrogation portion of his job. He conducts all of them.

“WHERE WERE YOU AT 7:13 PM LAST TUESDAY?” He says both in the interrogation room and in bed.

Has forgotten he’s handcuffed a lover to his bed before.

“I can arrest you,” he warns his partner when they tease him too much.

Has a Sherlock Holmes Kink.

Eats cheese and crackers while visiting the scenes of crimes.

“Sir, you're getting crumbs all over the evidence…” Ominis scoffs “I can arrest you,”

Enjoys teaching criminology at the local universities.

Sleeps with the speech and pathology professor.

Asks her to refer to him as “Sherlock” when they make love.

Wants his partner to yell “You solved the case!” when he cums. He can only cum when they say this.

Columnist

Loves writing the horoscopes for his newspaper. Always makes sure the signs that have wronged him will have bad days. And his crush always has great days.

Loves interviewing people from his town and getting to know the townsfolk.

Hates Garfield as a concept. Doesn’t understand when people try to explain why it's funny.

Always does the “Ask Alice” column. Will be honest with people if he thinks their questions are bad but offer advice anyway.

If he’s feeling frisky the advice won’t be good at all and probably cause more harm than good.

Fell asleep on his newspaper and got the ink stained on his face. No one told him for hours.

There’s a video of him online throwing a wine bottle in anger and it shatters. His PR team is trying to scrub it from the internet.

Loves sitting down with black coffee and cheese and crackers, starts his work day by saying, “let’s start writing these bad boys.”

Has a secret column he writes called “That RAT!” where he exposes bad people, restaurants, or businesses in the town. “The manager is a coward!”

“If Duncan Hobhouse has been here, stay away. 0/10 this place must be shut down.”

Insists on putting a dad joke on the front page every day.

Politician

Super into animal welfare.

Has slept with every single candidate for every office he’s run for. (And their spouses) They always mysteriously concede so he can get the win.

There’s a video of him online throwing a wine bottle in anger and it shatters. His PR team is trying to scrub it from the internet.

He’s extremely hot. Like holy fuck he’s hot. Damn…(This isn’t a HC, it’s true.)

Dominis 24/7.

His suits are thousands of dollars and he always wears them everywhere. He sleeps in them sometimes.

He loves visiting schools and getting to meet the future generations.

Flirts with all of the news broadcasters and interviewers for his publicity events.

Makes the name “Duncan” illegal for all future births.

Has a bondage kink.

Has done a lot for the community including helping to clean up the messier side of town and starting charities to help the homeless find housing and jobs.

Wants to get carried to the stage when he presents.

He asks his partners in bed to call him “Mr. President”.

“Get down Mr. President!” is how his partner asks for head.

100% approval rating.

Florist

Became a florist because he found the care and handwork to be soothing.

He knows the language of every flower and often uses it to help people find the perfect bouquet.

Has a daddy kink.

"Ominis's Blooming Creations"

Since he can’t see the color, he relies strongly on the scent of flowers, and people have grown to love his bouquets.

“My little flower,” is his favorite pet name he uses.

Moisture checks constantly! “This isn’t moist enough!”

Wears the cutest apron with his shop name on it.

Loves having apprentices so he can cultivate their love for gardening the same way he does.

Doesn’t wipe his face so his partner can clean the specks of dirt off his nose when he comes home.

Sometimes comes home through a window in a Ghostface costume because his partner loves it. (Just for you, Elise)

#hogwarts legacy #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt fanfic #ominis gaunt imagine #ominis gaunt x reader #ominis gaunt headcanon #ominis gaunt smut

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coochiequeens · 1 year

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Why the hell would a man want his junk waxed by someone not trained to deal with duck and balls? Unless he gave a female name and didn’t disclose his sex so he can create a video for social media clout. And no he is suing for “moral damaging”. He exposed his junk to a to someone who thought they were working on a woman then got angry. If anyone should be saying for moral danger it’s the salon workers.

A Brazilian man who says he is “trans” and adopted the name Kim Flores Carlos, has filed a lawsuit against a waxing salon, which refused to serve him last year. Carlos booked a waxing appointment at Millanea Instituto de Depilação with the owner, Isabel Martins da Silva, by telephone.

But, when Carlos came to the salon for his appointment, they turned him down for being male. He recorded the interaction with an esthetician and with the owner, and uploaded it to his TikTok. It is said that he later removed the video from his account, but the video ended up on YouTube and went viral, with thousands of likes and shares.

Carlos also left a one star review about the salon on Google, saying that they refused to attend to him because he is a “transwoman.” He said the staff informed him that they don’t service trans people and don’t know how to “work” with his body. “They have no qualifications or work ethics about ‘diverse bodies.’ All the waxing clinics I went to strived for my comfort and well-being and offered a humanized service. Shame on this salon!”

On December 13, 2022, Carlos filed a lawsuit online (Special Civil Court) against the waxing salon, demanding compensation for “moral damages.” The salon was given 15 days to respond, and is seeking legal advice.

According to Ms Silva, the man gave a female name, “Kim,” when he booked the waxing appointment. When he arrived at the salon on June 11, 2022, Silva took him to a private room and called the female esthetician who was going to attend to him. But the esthetician came back to the reception minutes later, saying that the client was a man who was only wearing male briefs, with full male genitalia (testicles and penis) and had an erection.

“That’s when I asked her to tell him that we didn’t do waxing on males,” said Isabel. She says that when the esthetician went back to the room where Carlos was, he started recording the interaction, first with an esthetician and then with Isabel at the reception.

In the video, Carlos can be heard telling the unnamed esthetician “I am a trans person, is this an issue? It isn't, is it?” The esthetician who was assigned to attend to him that day is seen saying “We only do women here.” The man then says that “In this case, I am a woman.” He asks the esthetician if she’s had experience with “trans people” and she informs him that she never attended trans people. “We don’t have anything against trans people,” she says, “we just don’t do it (waxing on male genitalia),” but told him she was going to take the issue up to the owner of the salon.

At this point, Carlos became angry and admonished the esthetician for not being trained in “all types of bodies.” Next, he was heard saying he is very upset because he has “never seen a waxing salon which doesn’t work with several types of bodies.” Further, he told the esthetician that they should have “specialized a little more” to attend to “all kinds of people,” questioning her: “Where is it written we don’t attend people with x or y genitals?’”

When the esthetician tells Carlos that the salon doesn’t wax men, he is heard saying “Then you have to put a sign saying ‘we only wax pussies.’” But Isabel told 4W that they have a sign at the salon’s entrance saying “No entry for men.”

The next woman in his video is Isabel herself. “You can see me in the video saying to him that we don’t wax male genitalia because the estheticians at my salon are not trained for that,” Isabel told 4W. The man says to the owner that it’s “embarrassing” for him to book an appointment and hear that they “only wax women.”

Carlos is heard saying to Isabel: “I wax for years, my [pubic hair] is very thin, I take hormones, what makes me different from other people? Is it my genitals? But, why do (my genitals) matter?”

This is not the first time a salon specialized in female waxing has refused to serve men who say they are trans. In Canada, Jonathan (who calls himself Jessica) Yaniv filed lawsuits with the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal in 2018 against at least 15 beauty salons after they refused the service to him for being male. The next year, after a judge found Yaniv “deceptive,” targeting “small businesses for financial gain,” the case was dismissed.

#Brazil #men in Women’s spaces #Kim Flores Carlos is a man #A man with an intact dick and balls is going to have a different experience getting waxed than an actual woman #He did this on purpose #If he really wanted to get waxed he would have disclosed that he has a dick and balls #If he had prior positive experiences at other salons why didn’t he go back there?#They literally had a sign that said no entry for men

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daaamian · 4 months

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embarrassing vent .....

my new job or ppl there management or whatever has been the worst like last month was national esthetician month and i guess they were closing all of the shops (there are 4 total) for this dinner that no one told me about and so they made me stay behind and kept my spa open to service clients until close while everyone else got to go to this dinner bc i didn't rsvp and then this coming monday is the christmas party and i was sent an invite and i literally rsvp'd ppl's schedules are blocked off literally everyone else's and they are making me stay behind again to service clients until close i brought it up to my manager who brought it up to the ceo and the ceo is all like "well these ppl booked so we have to honor these bookings" i am not a victim of anything or have a victim like mentality but tbh being nearly 30 and still be subjected to some sort of bullying which is something that has been a continuous theme for me since childhood really hurts tbh like yea for sure fuck these people but to be purposefully left out of things consistently (other things have happened) just doesn't feel good

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gngaram · 6 months

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hello, all! my name's ryan (h/h, 25+) and i'm so excited to be here! 💖 i sincerely look forward to interacting with all of you, meeting all of your muses, and having a grand ol' spooky time amongst all you other ghouls. 😈 speaking of which—i'd love to introduce you to a muse i've picked up, dusted off, and cleaned up real nice, so without further ado, meet chu garam! he's a scorpio stellium monster who was born and raised here in gaenari, and lemme tell you, he's hated every single moment of it. 💀 you can find out more below, and if you're interested in plotting with us, leave some love on this post! discord's best for me and available upon request, but dm's are cool, too. 😚

( * TW / mentions of abandonment, bullying, religious trauma, aggressive behavior, and other mature themes below. please read at your own discretion. )

as mentioned above, he was born and raised in gaenari to a family well-known in the community. his parents are chu yongwoo and park haesook (npc's). they own a diner called chu's, which has been open for decades at this point. they're very religious, highly devout, conservative catholics, and they've been the bane of garam's existence ever since he was old enough to form his own opinions. he doesn't claim them and he curses their names. it's a touchy subject. as a kid, he defied them immensely, and they viewed him as a test sent to them fro god. they thought of him as difficult; badly behaved; overly aggressive; combative. he was their first child who kicked-and-screamed on his way to church, and it got to the point where they genuinely thought he was demon-possessed. thankfully they didn't try to perform an exorcist on him, but their relationship has been fucked up for as long as he can remember. he knows they won't change. the only person he loves in his family is his older sister, gayul. he'd kill for her. no one will hurt gayul as long as he's around. he'll ensure that. garam not only pushed back against his parents and their "dated beliefs," but he also was a terror in school. he got by because he doesn't mind the learning aspect of the education system, but he often felt like he was surrounded by conformists. he's always been rather "feminine" in appearance and mannerisms, and his interests were always out of the ordinary, so his peers were quick to point out these qualities about him and were often mean, and sometimes violent. this aided in turning him into a rather aggressive and assertive creature. he had to learn to fight back and stand up for himself, and he often did so by tearing people down with vicious words. did he get punched a few times because of it? yeah, but if you ask him, he's tough, and somehow always got his revenge in the end. after graduation, he moved out of his house, became a licensed nail technician / esthetician at the local vocational school, and now works at your friendly neighborhood salon giving people their claws. 💅🏼 he also does makeup! how did he pay for school, and how does he afford his own place downtown? word on the street is, he has an arrangement with a certain "benefactor" based in daehan, but you didn't hear that from me. 🤫 he'll never admit to it either, so. beware though. if you book a pedicure with him, he will talk shit about your feet and resent you. he only gives a fuck about his nail art and his makeup artistry. if you book one of those services with him, you'll see a more fun side, but he'll also learn all your secrets. 😈 he'll keep 'em locked up... unless you cross him.

II.

garam is magnetic. when he walks into a room, you know he's there. heads will turn, chills will glissade down your back, and you have no idea whether to be excited, or scared. despite a petite stature and sweet face, his overall vibe is rather imposing.

he has eyes that gaze deeply into your soul; his manner of speaking is expressive and overloaded with passion; his moods are infectious, no matter what they are. his intensity can make it hard for him to make friends, but those who are solid enough to handle his volatility and prove their loyalty to him will get the most devoted friend.

garam is always searching for answers and hidden meanings in everything. his mind is highly analytical, probing, and achingly curious. this is how he somehow knows too much information about everyone he comes into contact with. he studies people, and their habits, and is naturally a bit suspicious of everyone.

he is self-indulgent, and sensual, and seeks pleasure in all things. he'll never say no to good sex; he'll never say no to one more drink; he'll never say no to staying up all night if he's with a loved one. he really should practice more moderation, but that's not something he's concerned with at the moment.

there's an obsessiveness about him that's both a blessing and a curse. on one hand, it helps when it comes to hobbies, crafts, and his job. this trait allows him to hone in on something until he masters it.

on the other hand, however, it can make him a rather smothering lover. he's known to orbit around his boyfriends, and it doesn't help that he can be a rather possessive, and jealous, being, as well.

like all scorpio natives, garam feels emotions deeply; oversensitive. all of his feelings are dialed up to 100% at all times. he can be gentle one moment, then aggressive in the next—moody.

moreover, he often views everything in black and white. love or hate. heaven or hell. smart or stupid. there's no in-between, no gray area. it's an extreme way to live.

if he loves you, he'll love you fiercely. he'll protect you and have your back come hell, or high water. he's not above blood pacts either. he's into shit like that.

III.

for quick reference re: plots, garam was born in 2003; he was born and raised in gaenari; he identifies as homosexual; he works as a nail technician and makeup artist at a salon in town.

close friends that he hung out with in high school. i imagine he made pals with the local outcasts. he couldn't have been the only one. my thoughts are they'd ditch class a lot, and talk about how one day they were gonna set the school ablaze together. they probably still want to deep down, and who knows? maybe they will.

some of his past bullies that he still has bad blood with. he'll make it his personal goal to dismantle these people's lives, so watch out. he makes a formidable enemy. additionally, some of his past bullies that maybe he's made friends with now. they'd've had to really make it up to him, though. he's not one to forgive and forget.

regular clients of his at the salon. he does advanced nail art and even advertises them on his instagram. he prefers a spookier, gothic style, but he's happy to accommodate basically anyone that has a vision and trusts him to make it happen, and make it his own. that said, not everyone leaves his chair happy. he resents having to do pedicures and likely has talked shit about your muse's feet to their faces.

current flings, past flings, fwbs, ex-boyfriends, anything else related to the romance topic are also highly welcome and even encouraged. he's not someone that keeps his passions hidden, and he has no issue pursuing a man that piques his interest; even if it's just for a casual night out. he'd make a terrible ex, though. beware.

people who maybe know and love his parents/brothers, and who look down on him for being as vicious to them as he is. his parents are seen as saints in the community, his older brothers are considered success stories since they're all elsewhere and killing it, and garam highly contests this and verbalizes his disdain for them. give him someone to debate.

just... give me all types of plots, please. 🥺💖

#ㅤ( 𝓖 ) INTRO /#ㅤ( 𝓖 ) HAPPY BELATED BDAY GARAM! /

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fantome-fantasy-seven · 2 years

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MDZS Nail Salon AU that I shared with my discord chat

Lan Xichen who has clients FLOCKING to him. The people love him. He so nice and so skilled and gentle. He makes good conversation. He's the best nail tech. He's booked out for weeks at a time. Don't even try to get him for Valentine's day. He's got the experience. The charisma.

JGY is his largest tipping client for a long time. They exchange numbers to "schedule appointments" and end up actually being friends and getting together

WWX who gets popular amongst the younger/queer people and ends up breaking off to have his own in home salon. He does a lot of the crazy designs and complicated acrylic stuff. He's probably the best at acrylic besides Xue Yang

Songxiao would be good at traditional acrylic. Pretty, elegant. Wedding prom etc. Wwx and XY specialize in the crazy complicated shit with decorations. I think wwx would be better at painting on designs/drawing on the nails and XY puts on lots of rhinestones/gems/trinkets

I think lwj is a client or does beauty but not nails. Esthetician maybe. Or hair stylist

JC is the hot one. The people love to look at him. He gets requested a lot just because of that

Wwx (when wwx worked at the salon) and JC were the guys who were buddies and client started associating them with each other so when a regular books with JC then they're like "oh and can you book my friend with his brother" and the receptionist has to be like....... They Are Not Brothers but okay you'll get them both

Jzx and jyl go in to visit wwx and jc and get mani pedis together. They bring in food for the staff on holidays

Jyl who wants to get Funny Bunny and wwx and jc are like PLEASE do not. Please get something different. I've seen that dip jar at least 4 times today

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valpoupdates · 18 days

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APRIL CALENDAR POSTING...

So much to see, so much to do, so little time ! Lucky for you, here in the Valparaíso Region, we keep track of it just for you ! Unless stated otherwise, these activities are optional. Residents do not have to take part in these if they don't wish to ! These can be used for threads throughout the month but new threads can't be started for these activities once the month is up. Please track the valpocalendar tag to stay updated month to month ( ©️ )

Casablanca Activities

April 1st-30th: Solace Spa has added 1 eyelash esthetician and 1 nail art specialist to the Solace family! As they get their footing and settle into their new positions, they will be offering their services at a discounted price for the entire month. Don’t be fooled though; they both have extensive experience, wonderful customer service, and quality results. Please contact the front desk to make a reservation: +56 312-209-XXXX.

April 3rd: Agustín’s Jazz Lounge is offering a free small group class for first time clients to dip their toes in the water and learn the basics of that instrument you’ve always wanted to learn. The groups will be for 2-5 students for 1 hour, allowing for personalized, one-on-one attention. The free trial class schedule is as follows:

7 PM: Guitar lessons; bass lessons. 8 PM: Piano lessons; harp lessons. 9 PM: Violin lessons; cello lessons.

April 14th: Little Leaves Tea House is hosting an Attack On Titan pop-up shop! The entire cafe will be transformed and decorated as though it were a tavern in Paradis Island; merchandise (keychains, hoodies, mugs, notebooks, etc.) will be sold; the drinks will be themed; and there will be plenty of photo opportunities.

Quilpué Activities

April 6th: El Jardín will be hosting an Intro to Vegetable Gardening on Saturday from 8:30 AM - 11:30 AM, hosted by Dra. Florencia Gomez, author of several best-selling and insightful books on the topic: Huerto Ecológico and El Alma en Jardinería. Come learn how you can start your own garden even if you don’t have a backyard. Tips, tricks, and goodie bags will be provided. Please come in clothes you don’t mind getting dirty.

April 8th: Quilpué Zoo celebrates National Zoo Lovers Day with free general admission! There will be a special coloring book pdf that you can download on the Quilpué Zoo website, as well as a special National Zoo Lovers Day merchandise that you can buy in the gift shop.

April 7th-13th: Welcome to Quilpué’s Restaurant Week! For one week, many restaurants in Quilpué will be offering a special and discounted menu. Participating restaurants will be donating all proceeds from the special menu to the local food bank. This week-long event is both a foodie’s dream and a large charity event. Not every restaurant is participating, so make sure you check valparaisofoodbank.cl for more details.

April 23rd-25th: Plaza de Sol is having a Summer’s End Sale! Take an additional 20-40% off on top of sales and discounted pricing on participating shops. If you’re looking to prepare an outfit or house decor for next year’s summer with prices that won’t break the bank, or if you’re looking to get a head start on autumn trends, you’ll be sure to find it at Plaza de Sol, Quilpué’s largest mall.

Valparaíso Activities

April 5th: Fish Frenzy Aquarium will be hosting a re-enactment of Finding Nemo using boat puppets from 11 AM - 2 PM! Does your child like fish? Do they like boats? Do they like Pixar Movies? If so, they’ll love this event, where all three will be combined in a fintastic way!

April 18th: Valparaíso Centro Médico is looking for volunteers to help the prospective graduating class of 2024. Volunteers are needed to pretend to be patient cases for medical school students. You will be given a list of symptoms and some helpful dialogue to assist you in acting as a patient for the students to interact with and diagnoses. Lunch will be provided for volunteers. If you’re a medical student and you’re interested in participating in this practice session, please contact us at volunter_vcm.cl. The practice will start 1 PM - 4 PM, but volunteers are to arrive at 12 PM.

April 20th-21st: The local Valparaíso Animal Shelter is partnering with Biblioteca Santiago Severín for an adoption weekend! For Saturday and Sunday, from 10 AM - 3 PM, the animal shelter will bring their cats and dogs and have tents and tables set up outside of the library. All animals will be named after famous poets and authors, and all will be adoptable. Come meet your new best friend!

April 29th: Candlelight Concert: The Best of Hans Zimmer—the performance will be held at Parque Cultural de Valparaíso from 9 PM - 10 PM. The Candlelight Concerts bring the magic of a live, multi-sensory musical experience to awe-inspiring locations. Bring your partner or a loved one and come listen to a beautiful melody of Hans Zimmer’s greatest works and bask in the glow of soft candlelight.

Viña del Mar Activities

April 1st: Club Divine is hosting a stand-up comedy night! From 8 PM - 9 PM, there is a lineup of local LGBTQIA+ comedians performing their sets for 10-15 minutes each. Each performer’s favorite drink will be provided and discounted at the bar for the night.

April 7th: The Parque Nacional La Campana is working with the Humanities Department of the Universidad de Bellas Artes to give you the opportunity to take your creativity outdoors with their newest event, Nature Journaling! From 9 AM - 2 PM, you’ll meet up with like-minded individuals, guided by both artists and park rangers to combine creative writing, art, biology, and nature. Please dress appropriately for hiking. You are welcome to bring your own supplies, but simple paper, pencils, and color pencils will be provided.

April 26th: The Golden Beach Street is hosting their annual Summer’s End Bonfire. From 8 PM - 11 PM, bonfires will be lit on several beaches (Playa Acapollo, Playa El Sol, Playa Blanca, to name a few ) to celebrate the end of the summer and to welcome in the autumn and its bright colors and cooler air. Participating restaurants may give discounts during this time, and fireworks will be lit at the end of the night.

#valpocalendar

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linzsaw · 4 months

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My Monthly Favs What’s in my cup:

Every morning I drink iced coffee made from my one & only Nespresso machine. The past few months I can’t get enough of the double espresso blend, and then I add a bit of whole milk (happy cows only) and sweet cream. I can’t find anything better from Starbucks or anywhere else. Sometimes if I’m craving a hot drink, I’ll head to Dutch Bros for a hot Carmelizer and it is totally worth the cringy 9 minute forced convo with the DB crew. I also start my day with electrolytes, currently in the watermelon flavor. It’s surprisingly really delicious but I miss the Electrolyte Synergy blend that I was drinking for a long time, which has been sold out for almost a year now. :’)

What’s on my plate:

Dinner lately has been the laziest in America. After our trip, Drew & I either have the same ole chicken, rice and veggies, a spicy “mexican bowl” or some form of pasta, usually with Raos Arriabatta sauce. This week we’ve been stuffing our faces with Trader Joe’s frozen meals. We promise to be better next month, but we are really exhausted and the last thing we feel like planning are meals. However, for the last week of December we actually have some things planned for the holiday weekend. On Friday, we’re hitting up the town as we do every year to walk around and see the lights, and find festive little bars to try out new Christmas cocktails. We plan to spend Christmas with just the two of us. For Christmas Eve we are making our annual corn beef, cabbage and carrots because apparently we are super Irish (confirmed by 23&me which btw leaked all my genes to hackers). On Christmas we are having tri-tip, garlic & butter brussel sprouts, and mashed potatoes. The Christmas cookies we’re making this year include White Chocolate Cherry Shortbread cookies, Peanut Butter Blossoms, & Holly Leaves. Okay and now that I’ve told you all that, the Christmas cocktails we decided on this year are The Mistletoe Kiss (a vodka, soda water, rosemary & cranberry drank) and Bad Santa White Russians. I also heard that Moon X Pinot Noir from Trader Joes was really good and lately the Redvolution just isn’t doing it for me. Let me know if you want any of these recipes, ladies. I will make sure to find GF, DF, and V options.

What’s on my bookshelf:

I’ve finished two of the Colleen Hoover books, and now I’m reading another one of hers called Verity. It’s kinda depressing but that’s kinda the vibe as of late so I’m into it.

What’s in my playlist:

We love the Sia Christmas album. It’s so fun and happy. Believe it or not, Andy introduced me to it lol. It’s so good!! Other songs I’ve been into are I remember everything by Zach Bryan and Kacey Musgraves. It reminds me of a family member rn which is very depressing to me. Fun to cry to. Bubble - STAYC, Surround Sound - JID 21 Savage, Baby Tate, Adora Hills - Doja Cat.

What I’m up to:

Making our house into a winter wonderland of lights. Watching hella hallmark movies. Being seriously lazy, not working out or eating healthy. Walks with Snoop around the park. Mandala scratch off nightscapes. Reading at 3am when I was jetlagged. I had a sleep study this month too, no sleep apnea for me, back to mouth taping! It really does help with quality of sleep for me. You should try it! Also magnesium spray on my feet (shout out to Aly). This has helped with my restless leg syndrome that we’ve all experienced. This weekend, we’re making all our foods and cocktails, going downtown, driving around with hot choc to look at lights, and heading up to Rocky Mountain to hike a bunch of mountains.

Skincare Saviors:

My skin gets so dry in Colorado, its TERRIBLE. And now that I’m saving for a house, I had to break up with my amazing esthetician, who by the way I stole this template from. I’m obsessed with Dermlogica thanks to her. I use a miscellar water if I wore any make-up. If not, I just double clease with my face wash. In the AM I’ll use my Rosehip Triple C+E Firming Oil, followed by COSRX snail mucin essence, and a magical mix of calm water gel and intensive moisture balance.

Love you long time,

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