Levi: Okay who broke it?
Historia: ...I did it. I broke it.
Levi: No. No you didn't. Eren?
Eren: Don't look at me, look at Jean.
Jean: What?! I didn't break it.
Eren: Huh, that's funny how did you even know it was broken?
Jean: Because it's in front of us. And it's broken.
Jean: No! It's not.
Connie: If it matters, probably not, but Mikasa was the last one to use it.
Mikasa: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Connie: Then what were you doing by the kettle earlier?
Mikasa: I was using the spoon to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Connie.
Historia: Okay, okay, let's not fight. I broke it. I'll pay for it, Captain.
Levi: No, who broke it?
Armin: Captain... Sasha's been really quiet.
Sasha: Oh really!?
Armin: Yeah, really!!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Levi: I broke it. It brunt my hand so I punched it. I predict in ten minutes everyone will be at each other's throat in war paint and a pig head on a stick.
Levi: [smiles] Good it was starting to get a little chummy around here.
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