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glitchydyke · 10 months
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btw in our fun childhood world i am androgynous and have long hair and wear cool boys clothes and i am sooo cool (<- recovering from a childhood of being raised a girl).
THIS IS SO REAL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will get you a spiderman shirt for your birthday :) our childhood world is so everything to me. we r happy now
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rakeshouseparty · 1 year
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JUST REALLY FEELIN IT TODAY GANG...! A GOOD RAKE DAY!
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warcrimesimulator · 2 years
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normies: i need a mastectomy because i have breast cancer / i am transgender
me: hey mr. doctor sir these badonkers make it hard to squeeze through narrow passages in The Cave™. pls remove the boobas 😌
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the-ghost-bracket · 9 months
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Morro propaganda:
"This guy has a choke hold on the ninjago fandom. Appeared in one season 8 years ago and still impacts people and the ninja as said in the new series. Everyone loves him to death (literally LMAO) and he can be SUCH a wet cat. THE evil but got redeemed ghost of all time "
"was sent to purgatory as a teenager because he tried to find a tomb and then decided the first thing he wanted to do after escaping purgatory was possess his kind-of-cousin. He gets better eventually and actually has his last appearance be one on the side of the ninja, though whether or not he got to return to the Departed Realm peacefully depends if you're watching the English version or the Chinese version..."
"Morro is literally Tai Lung (from Kung Fu Panda) but emo ghost. Also his whole “I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREEN NINJA!!!!” thing is quite funny. He is a fun character. Also, despite being a ghost he can still control the winds, pretty cool."
"Emo gay ghost who possesses a small child in an adult’s body because he’s mad the child got the trauma of being the chosen one and he didn’t"
"He's been dead for 40(ish, timeline is horrible) years, he's sensi Wu's first student, he died trying to defy destiny, was sent to the cursed realm where all the bad ghosts are, leaves, immediately fuck shit up, tramatized some people, brings back a giant monster, dies again, comes back, helps the good guys, leaves and is never mentioned again ( I think) just an absolute menace of a ghost"
"The ninjago Fandom once turned him into the onceler for one halloween"
"Stinky bastard man for emo people :) he has epic dramatic emo loser swag and a green hair stripe"
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tomboyyyaoi · 1 year
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FUCKDUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFKCUFKCVUKV STANPEDEE STATURDAY THOUGHTSD I FUCKING GUESS OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKINGV GOD FUCKING TRIGUN FUCK
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AAHH FCUKFUCKFUFUCK WHTFUCK??? FUCK
FUCK
SHIT
OH MY GOD
elendira is such a little drama queen bitch i love her, annoying little sister coded, can i get 5 more of these little blonde bitches
WE ALL FUCKING CALLED IT I WAS SUCH A PEDDLER OF THIS THEORY BUT I WASNT EXPECTING IT THIS EPISODE I REALLY LIKED HOW IT WAS DONE IM GOING NUTS A LITTLE BIT
MERYLLLL MERYL MERYL OH MY GOD the fact the derringer still has his blood on it makes it SO FUCKING GOOD her pressing the button to go back up w her red raw eyes and loading the derringer w shaky hands oh my god im going fucking nuts im obsessed
BANGER vashwood moments this ep how r u guys doin
SCARS SCARS SCARS SCARS SCARS
FUCK the fact conrad has just been using human kids as bases for clones of knives.... the extent of his experiments, absolutely fucking vicious i love how much they are pushing that he is truly a piece of shit
knives' little eye on his.. knife. epic swag begging for some more body horror
let us not forget roberto got merked by a little trans girl. i support trans rights and trans wrongs, rip bozo ill miss u
nick continuing to treat other eye of michael experiments like siblings he is their annoying big brother who they all hate♡
"wolfwood. thank you for everything" pff gay u'll see him tomorrow i bet
vashs smarmy lil wave at meryl and roberto while A) roberto was fucking dying (unbeknownst to him tbf) and B) meryl was screaming at him thru the glass not to go bc it was a trap. very vash of him.
VASH AND WOLFWOOD GETTING CAUGHT BY THE POLICE BC VASH FUCKING SNEEZED then wolfwood fucking punching him in the head for it which was the most vashwood moment ever THATS their dynamic... 2 me...
JULY LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME its like this super cool mix of steampunk and cyberpunk i really fuck w it, LOVE the culture in it too i love the idea of other cultures being alive on nomans land not just american
zazies lil "aw man. >:(" wen meryl n roberto just walked off with conrad THEY R SO PATHETIC i love them. best antagonist.
wolfwood getting the scar reveal scene instead of meryl is a little weird but oddly enough? i dont mind! ik im a stark mash head but im unbothetrd (looks like shes gnna go in to save him next ep anyway n im BUZZIN 4 that)
roberto sat FUCKING DYING in the elevator and just bein like "im 2 sober 4 this :/" bitch im gnna miss u
KNIVES SAYING HES GNNA REBUILD VASH THEN CHUCKING HIM IN A BIG PLANT VAT?????? RRRGGHEHFHFHGGRGFG GOING NUTS
we r gathered here 2day 2 mourn the loss of roberto deniro, we all knew u were gnna die, we all called it but man? u were great while we had u, bringing a certified smarmy depressed alcoholic uncle vibe to the group that was so much fun in contrast with the others, rip bozo, gnna miss u big boy
anyway fuck fuck man mother fucker fuck shit man shit fuck fuck motherfcukdf come back next week for more
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dapper-lil-arts · 29 days
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I get where you're coming from with Rainbow Dash, but I can't hate her in the slightest because I relate to her in some aspects
Like, I think she'd react to getting kissed by going "wow! epic!" and I think that's how I'd also react
a lot of the fandom interpretations of her are absolutely hilarious and funny as hell. i love the energy drinks and shitty living spaces, they are funny. girl saying that getting kissed is "girlpilled and epic" is fucking funny. she would say swag and yolo unironicaly and i dont 'hate' her rly, shes a fictional character. i'm just annoyed as hell that between all the mane 6, shes the one that needs to learn lessons that are just "hey i forgot im supposed to be loyal" lmao. feels like a bit of an annoyance when the other characters learn more fun lessons like Other lessons easily rival Rainbow episodes, like "sometimes the kindest thing you can do is to let go" or "be mindfull to not give yourself away when you're being too generous" or even one of my favorites, "i didn't learn anything, i was right all along, honesty is the best" Rainbow dash episodes are often a bit meh, in canon, a lot of them just being her learning again and again to maybe be slightly less of a jerk... even on season 9 she's taught about like. the basic essence of team spirit and helping people that rely on you, cause she just couldnt be bothered. This is def a canon vs fanon situation Either way, i dont rly care that much; the shows for kids, and pretty old, I wouldnt expect profound nuance from it, or even consistant characterization
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punkitt-is-here · 10 months
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this is maybe a bit silly but i've been feeling a bit shitty lately but watching ur pronoun reveal live was genuinely the most delighted and giggly I've been in a good bit. absolutely fucking hilarious of you. idk where i'm going with this but thanks for being funny and epic and swag (also thanks to all of ur friends for being hilarious as well, 'twas a complete joy seeing how much effort u all put into something so silly) oh also ur outfit was so pretty good job queen i salute you
IM SO GLAD!! im happy i could entertain over 400(!!!!!!!!) people for a night, it makes me genuinely so happy everyone had a blast. im glad i could help you feel even just a little bit better, that really makes my night :)
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fave-fight · 9 months
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ROUND 2, MATCH 39
NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS
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Harley Quinn:
“she can absolutely throw hands!!”
“Harley Quinn is incredibly agile and proficient at hand-to-hand and mêlée combat.  She also has a psychology degree. She's smart enough (and vicious enough) to viciously psycho-analyse and mess up their opponent's psyche. ”
“She does very much fight people in canon”
@socks-wizard-money-gang :
“This character just wants to be in the fight and needs one more vote. ”
“Because he's an epic dude with the transmasc swag and he should win and he's the silliest guy ever - definitely not socks”
“They're my friend and so so silly :D I want to put them in my fridge ”
“Seems cool enough. Got memes”
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stem-sister-scuffle · 3 months
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STEM SISTER SCUFFLE: ROUND 1 MASHUP 2
Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) vs Futaba Sakura (Persona 5)
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Reagan Ridley is a Roboticist!
Futaba Sakura is a Computer Scientist and Hacker/Programmer!
Why you should vote for each contestant:
Reagan Ridley:
"She is my blorbo <333 my specialest little girl <3333 she is going to take over the world with the power of daddy issues, superiority complexes and SCIENCE <333"
"Mommy and daddy issues. In her 30s. A REALISTIC woman witn features that a normal (?) freaking human could have. She's so girlboss and girlfailure at the same time. Just a fucking loser. Nice non-romantic relationship with (male) her BFF (business friend/family forever)."
"guhh shes so cool. emotionally neglected autism lady (also implied bisexual). she made a robot replica of a guy on a dating app to practice date him so she didnt fuck it up. also she works for the deep state. "Who's the weirdo now? Not the girl who invented robot arms to hug strangers! Oh my god I sound insane""
"I don’t think she’s in a specific field other than conspiracy theories. Maybe robotics. She built a robot boyfriend and robot president both of which developed sentient AI, and she built herself a set of robot arms. But she also created a giant sentient frog, like a real frog not a robot, when she was in fifth grade. Autism swag. She goes to the moon and hears that there are moon nazis and goes “have you tried shooting them? It works for earth nazis”"
"she skrunkly, never sleep, tragic backstory babygirl"
"neurodivergent girlboss"
"She is girlboss and she’s cringefail. She made an AI robot president. She made a robot replica of her date. She was uhhh “tweaked” in the womb to be more like her dad (who is also a scientist.) She would prefer to engineer literally anything over dealing with her problems directly. She is everything. Justice for inside job getting cancelled"
"She is absolutely insane, and also relatable. She is severely undervalued in her corporate deep state work environment, deals with the worst situations imaginable on a regular basis, and also cares deeply for the people around her. She is easily the smartest person in any given room and yet she is still very insecure."
"its because shes just like me fr. one small caveat is that i think she's straight in canon. oh well cant have everything"
Futaba Sakura:
"shes a 15yo autist who can take down the in-universe equivalent of anonymous in an afternoon. she has mommy issues"
"she is a silly goofy girl who can also pull insane feats of programming. she can hack into anything. she set up her own giant computer rig. she can remotely tap into people's phones."
"She is so blorbo! She’s very smart and funny, could use her powers for evil (and occasionally causes mischief) but uses them for good, cool character arc, just a silly little guy :)"
"she's silly i like her tetris shirt and she speaks in dorky references"
"technology (shes a hacker??) with a side of science (she has an interest in her mothers work in the field of cognitive "psience" as its referred to in-game!!) uhhh cant really explain stuff well but shes really epic and truly the hackergirl ever. shes cool enough that i partially based a character i recently made off of her tbh"
"Futaba is a traumatized shut-in that hates getting out of her room and interacting with people. She first contacts the heroes by hacking their group chat, asking for them to consider changing the heart of ""Futaba Sakura"".
Once they do, Futaba manages to confront her feelings and trauma and heal. She makes peace with the survivor's guilt she feels after the unfair death of her mother, who was a researcher/programmer before her.
Futaba does a lot of hacking for the sake of her friends, the Phantom Thieves. This also reflects in her Persona Necronomicon. She's the navigator/mission control of the group, not having combat abilities but being able to scan enemies to show their weaknesses.
Futaba's hacking also helps save the protagonist's life at one point. Like that's literally a huge plot point in the True Ending of Persona 5 and 5R. She's amazing."
"She is very good with computers and she helped the Phantom thieves with her hacking abilities"
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crescentfool · 7 months
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guys. isn't being alive so cool. there are. so many swag people in my life. some of them don't even know i exist but i know that they exist and they're doing cool shit and i look at them with fondness that's enough for me.
the people who do know that i exist are also wonderful and i cherish them so much beyond human comprehension its unreal to me that in another lifetime i wouldn't know such splendid souls but they are here with me now and i think that's all that matters.
and there's so many cool little creatures and animals and plants and whatnot and even if i don't know shit about them i think its so cool that somewhere out there these things spark whimsy and joy and breathe life into people that their brain is like a cozy little library of encyclopedia knowledge.
the way in which life can take us on so many fun journeys and paths even if it may not look like anything to us in the moment i think it's so fucking neat to be able to walk this path and that even in hardship there will be good for us eventually and stories to tell for getting through these things.
guys i love being alive im so happy i love life and i'm so glad that i can feel a depth of emotions because it means i can be grateful for so many cool things like this.
i hope you all have something to love in life too you are so epic and swag for reading this and i think you will absolutely be able to skyrocket out of the universe to do the thing you want to do. keep on keeping on fellow humans!!!
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icelandsgirl · 6 months
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Things The Nordics Have Absolutely Done
-Finland returned from his trip to Russia and quietly whispered, "My work there is done." and everyone was terrified for a while.
-Denmark's "egg hunt" primarily consisted of dressing Iceland up as an egg and trying to gun him down.
-Norway and Denmark never actually taught Iceland how to pray. They just turned him over to the priest so he would "teach him the ways of the Lord". The only thing Iceland ever learned every Sunday morning was his way around a penis, human or otherwise.
-Sweden has a list titled "Things That Don't Make You Ugly". The items on the list are: acne, being over/underweight, scars, stretch marks, crooked/yellow teeth, body hair, thinning hair/loss, psoriasis/eczema/rashes, fat rolls, and amputations. He also has a list titled "Things That Do Make You Ugly" and the only item is Being Denmark. Fuck Denmark.
-Denmark was kicked out of the local church for murdering the pastor. At the time, he was pissed, but now it seems kind of reasonable.
-Denmark has been constantly emailing Rockstar to add a condom that has frozen diet coke in it into Grand Theft Auto 5.
-Sweden vaccinated the kids without Finland's permission, so now Fin has to suck that cancer juice out with his bare lips.
-Iceland is now imprisoned in China because he spread US propaganda.
-Denmark is currently flexing his self-proclaimed "epic yolo swag" on the streets of Pakistan.
-Sealand morphed into an omnipotent, hypersentient god hellbent on erasing Finland from known history after Fin told him he couldn't eat crayons.
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nietp · 4 months
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Hi 💖 so last weekend I went on a trip to Germany with my beautiful mutuals and my gf and OBVIOUSLY we had to check if they had any energy drinks we hadn't tried yet. They had SO MANY. Brands we had never heard of before! Disgusting flavours! Beautiful packagings! For a couple of days, we had it all.
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Here is us trying to fit everything in our bags. So I'll be doing these rapid fire because I have so many of them. Here are the first 6:
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Booster Original Energy Drink XXL: A beautiful proposition. The packaging immediately caught my eye, it looks like a can of washing powder, it looks like Vanish Oxi Action, it looks like detergent. I love it! The taste is nothing surprising but a very nice take on the classic energy drink favour. The price-performance ratio is great, this was 79cents!! Germany!!! 4/5 stars, would definitely buy again if it was readily available. A staple.
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Gönrgy Blueberry Coconut: First of all the name sucks. Right under the name it says "G stands for Gönnen" which is?? If you have to literally spell out what the name of your brand refers to, it sounds like you aren't off to a great start?? It also sounds stupid. The packaging looks like they were going for something different, trying to reach a new audience, but this just is not swag. Yeah the colour is nice, but it doesn't make up for the fact that the flavour is terrible, blueberry does NOT pair well with coconut, and the both of them obviously pair terribly with the energy drink flavour. The whole thing tasted like soap, the blueberry was barely there, and this was a very rare DNF for us. 0/5 stars, an epic fail.
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Flying Power X-Treme Watermelon: nothing to write home about. It wasn't bad, but didn't taste of watermelon at all, and considering Monster and Rockstar both already offer decent watermelon flavours, you can't just stand there and offer nothing new to the game. The ingredients revealed it was mostly concentrated apple flavoured, which explains a lot. 2.5/5 stars, already forgot about it.
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dm's Sportness BCAA Drink: a scam. I mean it was good, and tasted like lime lemonade, but it really looked like an actual energy drink but it actually didn't contain any taurine 😭 I feel betrayed. It still gave us plenty of B6 and Niacin, which is always nice. 3/5 stars, thanks for trying.
(you will notice a Flying Power Zero in the background, I won't review it because after trying it we're suspecting it to be the exact same recipe as the Golden Force but with another name and packaging 🙄)
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Black Cat Energy Drink: An absolute slay. First of all I love when they have to find new alpha male animals to use for new brands since bull, tiger, rhino, gorilla, dragon and scorpio are already taken. This drink is the absolute winner of our German selection so far. No stupid novelty flavour, no crazy over the top carbonation experiences, just a beautiful energy drink flavour, perfectly executed. Perfect sweet to sour ratio, perfect carbonation, beautiful can. This drink has what every energy drink wants. It's an instant classic for me. It's got a ridiculous amount of B12, B6, B5 and Niacin, it's got a black cat on it, it's sexy, it's a winner's drink. To me, it's up there with the Rockstar Energy Original. If I was German, this would be my daily routine. 5/5 stars, a true alpha male drink for the whole family.
And that's it for now! 💪💯🚀 the grind never stops!
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jadethest0ne · 1 year
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03!Mikey-centric meta posts for your perusal! I'd also recommend checking out the notes. https://www.tumblr.com/soleminisanction/85582131847/mysillylittlesoapbox-this-post-all-his-eps https://paperlifted.tumblr.com/post/693062242993930240/you-need-to-watch-the-tmnt-2003-series-over-again (Again, if you personally didn't jive with this version of the character or didn't prefer how the narrative treated him, then that's perfectly valid, but hopefully you find these alternate takes interesting all the same. :) Have a good one!)
I know you just sent these to me via an ask because the comments wouldn't let you, but I must make something clear! I very much like 2003 Mikey!
If I gave the impression that I disliked 2003 Mikey, then that was on me! This is a Michelangelo hype zone! He deserves the best!
I was very brief about my reasons for being upset at Mikey's characterization in my previous answer, mostly because I address a lot of this in the essay I'm writing and I didn't want to repeat myself. I will try to be more clear here without overlapping what is in the essay.
I actually fully agree with the above posts! Mikey is awesome and epic! The Battle Nexus episodes are among my faves because they are largely Mikey-centric. I like any episode where he teams up or has a moment with Leo, because I think they have the best dynamic in that series. And the dude has major nb swag - he cross-dresses multiple times in the series, and everyone is just chill with it.
My issue with Mikey is not because (to use your words) "he’s a one dimensional goofball that only exists to make quips and one-liners and get smacked". It's because the narrative treats him that way.
He gets these cool episodes and moments, and yet practically no one in the show treats him with any kind of praise or respect. At times, the narrative itself seems to try to do its best to paint him in such a terrible light, making him almost unlikable at times with certain comments and rude jokes (for example, when he keeps calling the Underground City folk "monsters"). His bragging about his win at the battle nexus is portrayed not as well-deserved self positivity, but as having an obnoxious ego which his family shames him for. His interests are constantly mocked, and certain episodes often have him losing his comics, or his collections being destroyed because it's "funny". Even Splinter is an ass to him on multiple occasions. It gets grating to have that much negativity thrown at a character who really does not deserve it.
When I said that "he would've been my favorite had it not been for how the narrative treated him" I meant that I liked HIM, but not the narrative surrounding him.
As for that second link regarding the "abuse" of Mikey; I also absolutely hated that pretty much every time he makes a joke, talks about things he likes, or acts like, ya know, a teenager, he gets smacked upside the head. After the first 50 times it gets a little stale.
But frankly I think it's silly to call it "abuse". What I would call it instead, is "bad writing". The creators think that's funny. They think that's showing a good, silly brotherly relationship. I, personally, do not. But to call it "abuse" is missing the point that I'm trying to make with both the hitting and his character in general. And that is that the writers did not know how to allow for any meaningful depth in a comic relief character and make it stick, nor do they give Mikey any of the respect that he truly deserves.
And THAT'S my issue with 2003 Mikey. Not that he's a bad character, but that he deserves better!
Thank you for these links! I know these were sent just for my perusal, but I had a lot to say about Mikey, and, well, you gave me a good excuse to ramble more about him haha!
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arttrampbelle · 11 months
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The only shang i will ever acknowledge now. The 95 movie. And mk11 (despite my gripes with 11 i feel now. Oddly enough,it still feels better. The vibe is off with the new game. Tagawas shang was the only good thing about 11)
(Tho conquest,the legends films,and mk shaolin monks/mk2 arcades still are good to me. But cary set the bar so high)
Unless your shang is him,voiced by him,modeled by him,etc i don't want it.
Fr. Like i have such high standards for villains now. Until they give me a big bad with that amount of swag and charm,until they write a villain who you both can be terrified by and lulled by,until they can give my an antagonist with the amount of epicness that is remotely as close as tagawas shang tsung.
I👏🏻don't👏🏻 want👏🏻 it👏🏻
I will continue to kollectively ignore this new game. Mk ended to me at 11. (With shang's ending for me,because lius ending feels to meddling into kung laos life,like goku kang isn't humble anymore and isnt liu kang,shang at least feels like it could lead somewhere. keep it open ended at least. That's how i feel a game should end so fans can make up their own shit without them having to continue the series. Nrs should move on really to a different game series and not crap on mk anymore. But hey i guess if more people demand bullshit crappy games i guess they will continue it. Ugh. Yeah I'm mad for good reason. Idgaf if it's a reboot, a separate timeline,whatever. Still don't mean that its any good. And still doesn't mean it's not sus af they put out pricing before telling anything about this game. And the first two "teasers" were shit. And the trailer made liu kang such an absolutely arrogant dick. And to body shang that easy pissed me off. Not just because he's my fave but he's SUPPOSED TO BE HARD TO FIGHT EVEN AS A "GOD" oh im sorry goku kang has swpecial treatment and has his schlock sucked by every fanboy ever. Like i love liu but ONLY WHEN HE IS A HUMBLE WARRIOR. anythingmore than that is insufferable. I wont apologize for this. Anyways back to shang this aint about liu kang)
Anyways,i genuinely feel that most people agree that they can never top bringing back the og himself.
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transatos · 1 year
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chip has epic jewish boy swag and the black rose pirates had absolutely awesome seders. aster has jewish girl swag. classic jew who loves trees. rolan is a lawyer. in chicago. ez. he bonded with rand over being like the only two jews in their town. rand drinks too much at seders and shabbat dinners always. they both give kian shit for being the token goy. as for kroe i just think he deserves a kippah tbh
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natikoko · 9 months
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Wat if you drew tilly being sick and maroon taking care of her or vice versa that would be epic swag awsme cool :)):):)
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here you go :) here is marlon being sick and absolutely refusing help
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