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xthescarletbitch · 5 months

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me trying to decide which adverb to overuse

#it’s a bad habit… but #adverbs are my best friends #is it a “just” or an “absolutely” kind of day?#adverbs #english #english major problems

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nervousyouthcupcake · 1 year

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“A wild longing for strong emotions and sensations seethes in me, a rage against this toneless, flat, normal and sterile life. I have a mad impulse to smash something, a warehouse perhaps, or a cathedral, or myself, to commit outrages...”

― Hermann Hesse

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dyingbelladonna · 1 year

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Being an English major is tough. Today after class, a friend of mine asked me why I look sad and I didn't answer. How do I explain that I'm sad because of slavery?

#literature quotes #english major problems #this sounds like a cry for help #postcolonialism #postcolonial literature #english lit #english lit student #english literature

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sailforvalinor · 1 year

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Trying to get myself as excited about writing my essays as I am about writing my silly little blog posts

#some of those are roughly the same length what is the difference brain???#text post #english major problems #college problems #college humor

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acelessthan3 · 1 year

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"And again, if we go back to the original text" is a phrase I never thought I would have to use again but finally using that Lit degree for something.

#English major problems

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nortonliterature · 2 years

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xipe-slayground · 8 months

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I'm starting to wonder why I even got that English degree because I'm stuck in a hellish retail limbo forever.

#English degree #english major problems #retail hell #that's the price of living in vacationland

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readxwritexsleep · 1 year

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i will get this paper done tonight.

but at what cost?

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darlingduckie7 · 2 years

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Once upon a time I came up with a brilliant idea for a novel series. I created the characters, knew the plot, planned the big twist, and even considered a sequel a series with the children of my characters.

And then…..

The End

#writers block #english major problems #writing is haaaaaaaaard #why am i like this #one day I will write a god damn novel

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professionalintrovert · 10 days

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are you ever reading a good book and watching a good show and creating fun things and suddenly you think to yourself oh wait, life is worth living

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dyingbelladonna · 1 year

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Some nights I'm trying to wash the blood off my hands after I've slit my heart and poured it on my notepad, other nights I'm scrolling through hundreds of posts, hoping the algorithm will take me to the knife.

#quotes #writerscorner #writers on tumblr #writing #writer problems #english major problems #english literature #literature quotes #big mood #this sounds like a cry for help

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sailforvalinor · 2 years

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The strange thing about the literature you’re forced to read in college is that your reaction to it is either “wow, this is such a hidden gem—why has no one ever told me about it before?” or “I want to throw this down the nearest well IMMEDIATELY,” and there is no in-between.

#I really don’t understand why some professors have a bias against reading enjoyable literature #like yes you do need to read hard things #but also you’re putting yourself at risk of burning out all of the students in your department on their major #like my first two years of college I couldn’t read for fun anymore #however! I never would’ve discovered my love for ts Eliot if not for my intro lit class #college #I wish I were European so I could call it uni because it sounds cooler #english major problems #literature #text post

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foursaints · 13 days

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hi <3

first of all, i wanted to tell you i'm always stalking your blog (in a non creepy way) because i love everything about it. mostly i love how you use your big brain™️ to share some insanely detailed headcanons about some silly dead gay wizards (i mean that in the nicest way possible. i'm a little bit in love with you actually . anyway i'm digressing)

second of all, i wanted to know if you could share some of your thoughts about bartylily🤲🏻 because i'm fairly sure you're the main reason i'm hooked on them

much love <333

ANYTHING for bartylily... lately i've been attached to the idea of a college au where they're Rival Campus Radio Station Hosts.

barty is a spectacularly unmotivated senior who dropped out of a prestigious engineering degree to study practical SFX for horror movies instead. everyone has vague, peripheral knowledge of him after an incident where he was found passed out naked in the campus fountain. his apartment with the slytherins isn't technically a frat house but there's a structure in the kitchen affectionately referred to as the "Leaning Tower of Miller Lite" & barty has a nearly imperceptible crescent-shaped chip in his front tooth from a keg-standing mishap. he wears a lot of chains and has several john carpenter themed tattoos and he REEKS like cigarettes. so many pairs of mystery panties turn up in his laundry hamper that his housemates have started calling it the Lost And Found.

he has a deeply beloved & charmingly unpolished radio show in the primetime spot which mostly consists of him having his friends on, spotlighting terrible underground bands, and making drily ironical, beautifully mean jabs.

lily is an overzealous sophomore who's triple-majoring in three equally unmarketable degrees (it's, like, polisci & international affairs & communications) who's blessed with the gift of taking every single thing that happens on campus WAY too serious. she runs their Model UN like it's the navy. she's the RA who is always marching around her floor in a spaghetti-strap tanktop & bunny slippers with a scrunchie on her wrist, shaking her fist at people. there was a period following her breakup with james where she was literally reading Machiavelli for inspiration. she's right on the precipice of the cool-girl academic meltdown that will lead to Serious Character Growth, but she isn't quite there yet.

her well-made and well-researched radio show is relegated to the midnight timeslot, and even though all her friends listen to it she probably got into a spat with them for saying something along the lines of "obviously i dont care if its just YOU listening to it, remus!!!". she hate-listens to barty's show which she considers (lily voice) An Affront To Collegiate Journalism

they trade barbs at every function and absolutely nobody but the two of them takes their insane imaginary Radio Beef even remotely serious whatsoever. but it's dead serious TO THEM!!! lily is probably camping out in actual bushes with actual binoculars to sabotage his show, and the worst part is that it's actually working. she ISN'T obsessed with him (shut up!!!!!), and barty is mostly just aggravated on principle that the Uptight Lowerclassman Ruining His Life has such nice legs.

and they absolutely bone like crazy about it

#a #this anon made me emotional... warming my ice cold heart #im in love with you too. sorry for getting carried away... they inspire me.#bartylily #t #my lily is usually kind of burnt out & has a shoplifting problem so its nice to have an au where she can be dorkier.#barty is the same as always & i need to **** *** **** about it #one thing about my bcj is that he will always be the worst man on this earth and i'll still love him despite #still a better boyfriend to her than james. sorry #im posting this one a bit late but I always trust that bartylily will find its audience #+ nobody come at me for calling those degrees unmarketable! i am an English major so it's friendly fire !!!

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thethiefandtheairbender · 2 months

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media literacy (or a lack thereof) has become a buzzword, but what it generally means is "am i taking every part of this text, even the ones i don't personally like and/or am not totally sold on, and willing to engage with it in good faith?" if you have to ignore a plethora of canon scenes with clear, surface level indications of what the takeaway is supposed to be to bend over backwards to validate your take(s), you're probably not engaging in good media literacy. this is not to say that more critical reads of "this thing didn't work for me" or "we should think critically of who made this piece" is moot, those things are worth interrogating. but often at the expense of, and to the extent of, "this canon [insert thing here] was really poorly crafted (because it doesn't align with my particular singular worldview) and therefore no one on the project's alternative viewpoints are worthwhile at all" that so many people seem to take it as.

if you're going to go radically against the text, you have to first have a good understanding of what the text actually is (often times in good faith), and so many people completely and/or wilfully miss that step, tbh

#media literacy #antizutara #also like 2-3 ppl in the tdp fandom #atla fandom problems #if ur main issue with katara is the boy she did or didn't end up with like. im begging u to take a step back #sincerely a very tired nb english major

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mycatsaidwhat · 2 years

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things i’ve heard english majors say pt. 16

-I need to print out my plot outlines single-sided because flipping them is driving me nuts, why can’t I shut the fuck up and write anything less than 42 chapters plus a 9 character pov epilogue

-I don’t think I could ever be drunk enough to write a YA novel

-I can’t ghost him, a character based on him is half of the story that I’m writing

-me having to check if I’ve already used to word “immortally” in every nonfiction essay I’ve ever written

-“it’s living too much outside the poem” just say its too vague or too ambiguous, you slut

-mmm, the “always” kind of love. Tasty.

-his father used to hit him and his favorite authors are all 19th century Russian men–of course he’s not a virgin

-nothing like bad movies that make me want to write

-my face would look a lot more panicked if I was doing math right now

-discussing serif typeface until i start internally bleeding

-oh she said enjambment, she said utilizing white space

-oh it ends with a period. That's a choice.

-nothing more confusing than walking onto the bus on Thirsty Thursday while listening to the Downton Abbey theme

-if anyone in the communications building sees me half bent over, clutching my head with both hands and slightly shaking, no you didn’t and this is actually pretty normal behavior

-it was “best friend’s younger brother” but now it’s “my best friend’s younger bitchass playboy cousin who left me on delivered for 8 days and who I met exactly once and now I’m living near him because we hate the country we come from.” It’s called diversity.

-I’m writing my poli sci essay

Sick, I’m writing the epilogue for book 3 when I haven’t finished book 1 or properly plotted book 2

-literally no inconvenience is too small for me to lose my mind over

-I don’t want to change the world, that sounds like a lot of work. But if I write something that inspires someone with a lot more initiative to change the world for me, that would be real great

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guideaus · 1 month

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im obsessed with the one relevant boy in The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All who is always fighting to be included in this story

#personal #he's normal but by trying so hard he's not. he REALLY is fighting for his life to join. usually a woman feel like that if it happens #major kabru vibes. like i thought he was introduced to cause problems and then he just wants to kinda micromanage and then #wants to be included so bad. he's just a silly guy #also i still hate the title. i copied and pasted that. i cant even use an acronym for it... tgswiiwagaa ??#the english publisher needs to be revealed already. i need to see it and reread. idk why theyre hiding it

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