#email-marketing-jobs

[unspuncreature]

another day getting ghosted by a recruiter who contacted ME asking for an interview

#we scheduled it i got a confirmation email i set aside time and got up early and waited #i hate this job market i hate it #people with jobs they don’t hate please send me good vibes bless #scout.txt

[tomwambsmilk]

getting compliments on your work from coworkers after you've decided you dislike your work and are actively job hunting in a new field is funny in a very frustrating way. "wow you're such a rockstar!" thanks! I really wish I wasn't tbh

#i gotta get away from anything marketing-adjacent before I lose my fucking mind #i would commit a murder for a 'boring' admin job. let me process documents and enter data and answer questions over email

[drbtinglecannon]

Applied to a position back in Dec, job would've started yesterday, just got a response telling me they went with someone else

Yeah no shit?

#like why even email me at this point if you couldn't have been bothered to when you started the interview process #if anything this is more irritating bc I already came to terms with being overlooked without even a courtesy automated rejection email #anyway the job market is totally not absolutely fucked and horrible nope doesn't make me wanna kms thinking about the future at all nuh uh

[consolecadet]

It's fascinating to me that I'm comfortable writing a 40-word email ad which will go out to 50-100K subscribers, but I find writing a post for our client's new Twitter account with 11 followers stressful and frustrating

#I just really hate social media marketing specifically #you can be quite direct with an email ad. #e.g. 'need parts? [company] has a huge inventory and a sweet clean room for lubricating it. call today for same-day shipping' #whereas with social media it's all about [gag] Thought Leadership and hello-fellow-kids-ing it to build influence and trust or whatever #disgusting. far more deceitful. feels worse #plus there's always the chance of putting your foot in your mouth bad enough that you become the Twitter Main Character of the Day #there's probably also something about my dad writing the book (and I mean THE) about social media marketing in the 2000s #but let's not unpack that now. #boring text posts #job 3

[lelianaslefthand]

to me the bioware gear store is like a yard sale meets redbubble shop. its the most random assortment of items ive ever seen like there are some neat trinkets but the majority of it are things i'd find in someone's garage. the clothes leave something to be desired to say the least and then there's other random things like bed sheets and shower curtains (???) that look like they came straight from someone who just discovered canva's redbubble like what is happening

#the graphic design is also atrocious ive literally thought about cold emailing them for a job #i had a like 90% off coupon for it at one point but i couldnt even scrounge up anything i'd want #there were some basic (not in a bad way) tees and stuff when i was just looking but their merch has always been so fucking bad #i want to know where the disconnect in marketing happens bc why are there pool floats and license plate frames.... #the critique no one asked for #.txt #my favorite things having ugly merch makes it so easy to save money 😭 im looking at paramore too

[alistairlowes]

watching my company use the worst canva made designs known to man made by marketing department instead of using my suggestions because i'm just an "assistant" (they don't wanna promote me so they don't have to pay me more) despite technically being a senior designer with 10+ years of experience and definitely more experience than anyone working there cannot interfere it's a canon event

#just wish they didn't waste my time in the first place #like aight idc i'm still getting payed #but kinda sucks seeing smtn you worked hard on get dismissed just because you're not in the certain department #my boss told me to redesign something because previous was made by marketing and he thought it was bad #but new ones are also supposed to get approved by marketing #lmao #and they basically scolded us saying not to do cuz it's their job #when the only reason i was given that shit is because theirs was bad #at least boss forwarded them my message where i trashed their old design and said it was bad and doesn't even fit basic principles #hope they all read that <3 #and it's funny because it doesn't even have to do anything with promotion so idk why it's up to them #and they said they'll do it soon as possible when i sent them email 2 months ago to send me some logos and they said they still aren't done #so sick of people like that getting payed more than me #and i know i'm not like greatest designer but even my shittiest attempt are better than anything they do idc #ok ending #vtalks

[alienpost]

#work from home #digital marketing #influencer marketing #social marketing #email marketing #content creator #easy earning #smart skills #smart earning #part time jobs

[humankarkat]

sends one professional email and throws up and throws up and throws up and thr

#chel talkks #I got a list of prospective jobs from a job hunting service and they were all social media management and marketing positions #even though I had specifically said to avoid jobs like that and that I'm more of a production person #so I had to email back and be like 'every single one of these would suck for me could we try again from scratch plz' #literally took me like an hour to write that email #which is exactly why i can't be a social media manager or marketing analyzer or some shit

[paradisetemporarilymisplaced]

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#god I’m so fucking bitter abt life rn #got an email from my university’s graduate school that was all ‘thank you grad students you are the backbone of our university’ #and all I could think was ‘yes we fucking know. we’ve been saying this. pay us more’ #it’s genuinely not the grad school’s fault. they’ve actually been really helpful to our cause #like they commissioned a study a year or two ago that found grad students here are criminally underpaid compared to peer institutions #(as in they’d need to raise our wages by 25% to be competitive. as I said. CRIMINALLY underpaid) #and they have been advocating for us to the board of governors and whatnot using this study as evidence #so I’m not actually mad at the grad school. it’s the university in general #all they do is say ‘grad students are key to our institution’s success’ like yes we know we’re just cheap labor #we teach like 60% of undergrad classes bc we’re cheaper than tenured faculty #I read this article that interviewed a bunch of NTT faculty at my school and they were like ‘yeah we get paid like $50-60k and can’t survive #on that in this VERY EXPENSIVE housing market’ #and I was like ‘well damn then I will no longer feel like my inability to survive on $30k is a personal failing’ #I’m at my fucking breaking point. I just need a new job #and I’ve been applying like crazy and all I’ve heard back from anyone was two rejections #I’m sure it’ll work out but it’s very hard to see that rn

[adultdaughter-deactivated]

Ive said this a billion times but I am really really really thinking I am immune to gender roles bc of my ADHD or something bc like was talking to my friend and she was saying a coworker of hers who is a woman communicates very masculine especially in messages

And like I try not to be a dick about it but like if u tell me a woman communicates masculine I need to ask like what you actually mean and like she like basically gave the example of using exclamations and like checking in yada yada and like when I hear that im like

#she is also a friend who like is straight but will imply that she isn’t because 5% of the time she is attracted 2 extremely attractive women #and like implies that like everyone is on a ‘spectrum’ blah blah #like love her to death but like u are being brainwashed by like marketing #like I would say I communicate via work emails in a way that people would say is ‘feminine’ based on that criteria but like only bc I #literally had to force myself into doing that in the corporate world & my job involves a lot of hyping ppl up #but like im sure a man would he doing the same thing like ever heard one of those old CDs with those Jamaican MCs like u know their ass is #speaking in exclamation marks #01ss

[mildmayfoxe]

11:55pm having so many thoughts and opinions and ideas about my business and not writing any of it down. can’t wait to go to bed and remember everything i’m thinking about tomorrow :)

#i’m just writing mental lists. have a lot i ought to do. things coming up. etc #too bad i have to go to WORK (my job) and can’t focus on my JOB (my work) #chatpost #it’s my shop anniversary at the end of the month so i need to have a sale but that means i need to take product photos and write listings #and then i need to advertise my sale. and i want to do a patreon sticker club retrospective. and i need to buy a new tablecloth #for the next market. and i need to get that broken press off the floor of the living room and clean it up #and i need to start planning my pride month sale & merch. last year i made a bunch of new stuff & did pretty well. #and i need to email the riso people. and i need to make a new print this weekend. and i need to research regular printing companies #and i need to advertise on tiktok more (just post videos) #AND my brothers birthday is coming up. and i need to talk to my sister. and i need to do something with this ream of paper i bought #which means i need to buy covers. and a long arm stapler #(i am going to make journals) #etc etc etc it just goes on forever

[creekfiend]

dude my stepdad is so fucking funny. he is like a border collie he always has to be doing something. his job is being a media consultant/legal marketer for law firms and lawyers and he has a number of clients all of whom don't have stuff for him to do this week bc they're busy with Christmas stuff but he's jewish and doesn't care about that he just wants ENRICHMENT bc no one is answering his EMAILS. he was so bored he CALLED THE LOCAL PAPER AND VOLUNTEERED TO GO BOTHER METHODIST MINISTERS FOR THEM??? like he called like "is anyone covering (local thing with Methodist Church)" and they were like "yes but they won't answer our phone calls" so he was just like "I will go knock on their doors for you" and we live in a Very Small Rural Town so they were just like ??? okay sure ???

literally he is like one of those dogs where if you do not give them a job to do they will make their own job except in his case rather than "destroy your couch" the jobs he will come up with are things like "deputizing himself as a beat reporter at the local newspaper"

hilariously funny type of guy.

#fambly

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[labec99]

I just really fucking hate having to deal with corporate software.

#learning a bunch of new processes as part of our acquisition #so many meetings that could have just been emails #and so much bloat and disconnection #why is it a 12 step process with like 8 different people for me to hire someone for a day shift? #hey you wanna work? here's a contract and your rate #and here's your paycheck after #should be that easy #once again still thankful for a damn job tho #take all my complaints with that caveat #i have no interest in dealing with the current job market

[freakpit]

“nobody wants to work anymore‼️‼️‼️” bro you have to pass an ambiguous 50 question personality test to be able to work at walmart

#op #that’s not even mentioning the data mining fake job listings #or the ghost job listings posted by companies to make it look like the company is growing but they’re not actually going to hire people #or the fact that even when your interview goes really well (if you manage to obtain one) #the employers will simply ghost you & never call or email you back about it even to reject you #maybe if the job market wasn’t so shit people who be ABLE to work #but as it stands it’s damn near impossible to get a job stocking fucking shelves atp #and what will hire you doesnt pay a fucking thing . definitely not enough to pay bills #christ

[perfectblve]

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#survived work : ) #i literally can't do that every week like even if its only 3 hours one day a week #i'm gonna spend every other day being anxious about it #i thought it was more like. putting in data and stuff on computers #but its mostly talking to people and i have no energy left #i wanted to go to a market thing tomorrow but idek if i'll have like recovered by then #idk how i got through school #i think its masking????? but idk how to do it anymore i find it more exhausting each time i do it #i need to get better at sewing so maybe i can make stuff to sell or something #idk i just don't have the energy for a ~normal~ job #anyways. i'll email them monday morning maybe