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liesmyth · 10 months
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I think John Gaius successfully utilized girlpower when he fixed global warming and quality of life inequality, and brought his favorite childhood toy to life, all in the span of one day. Absolutely no further details or points to be said about how he did any of that
He solved wealth inequality, fixed overpopulation, and took care of the issue of rising housing prices in the city of Melbourne. He became the de facto leader of the most powerful democracy on earth and dismantled capitalism. He took care of the global nuclear stockpile, cleaned up the Pacific Trash Vortex, and found the answer to several metaphysical questions that have fascinated humanity for centuries, such as "Is there such thing as a soul?" and "Does Pluto count as a planet?" He also ate the sun.
Nobody's doing it like him
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chowchulo · 3 months
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Art block plus procreat keps crashing <\3
My new year’s resolution is to get married to my black eyed king
Do u guys think ell listens to chief keef
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fairylwt · 7 months
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heartstopper characters as textposts part 2
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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years
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jason: *pushing papers towards bruce*
tim: we've decided to unionize.
bruce: you've.. what?
damian: we want equal missions, rewards, and breaks
bruce: you already... get that? *reads fine print* unlimited caffine consumption, animal collection, gun storage, and disco music? you really though you had me.
jason: so you don't support unions you sick fuck??
bruce: spell unionize jason, and i'll allow all of it
jason: goddammit, the rich stay richer
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elliot-rambles · 16 days
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Incorrect Heartstopper Quotes Part 1
Charlie: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Nick: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Elle: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Tao: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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thezestywalru · 25 days
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The way that I’m working on my first Percabeth au in years and it’s a legally blonde au. These new 12 year olds crushing on Walter have nothing on me ( a person who wrote horrible PJO fanfiction when they were 12 and is now a classics student)
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thank-reduce-ever-to · 18 hours
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before-apply · 4 days
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vividvermilion · 6 months
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Guys,
We all know Elle Woods, Saul Goodman, Woo Young Woo and Phoenix Wright.
But we forgot the forbidden lawyer....
BARRY FUCKING BEE BENSON
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liesmyth · 10 months
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Do you think Mercymorn successfully utilized girl power by blowing God's back out knowing it would plunge her entire Empire into an apocalyptic state
INTERESTING QUESTION. I don't think she did, because the Houses may be an absolutist theocracy but their society exists outside of the patriarchal framework within which “girl power” is defined as a concept—e.g. a social context characterised by sex-based gender discrimination.
HOWEVER. If we consider girl power in the sense of “girl (gn)” as commonly understood on tumblr dot com, meaning whatever you, the blogger, personally find interesting or lovable—e.g. “cannibalism is like a girl to me”—then Mercymorn does in fact have girl power. TO ME.
That said. She did not successfully utilise girl power when she was committing deicide, because EJG is also a girl (gn) to me. The biggest babygirl of them all. This was a case of girl-on-babygirl violence, and as much as I stan Mercy for it, I cannot condone it.
Thank you for asking!
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live-from-flaturn · 8 months
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They have a shift together.
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fairylwt · 7 months
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heartstopper characters as textposts part 3
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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years
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jason: just answer one question for me sweetheart
y/n: hm?
jason: do you want to be fucked or loved tonight? because either way you're going to be worshipped.
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yyunko · 1 year
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K time to work on my 2 bonus ship drawings now-
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Hehe
Tol woman
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tuxalfredo · 5 months
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[click to see image closer cus tumblr likes to fuck up quality]
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