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the-wild-ego · 1 year
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HEeHoo
Hi, im caught up on hw finally >:D
I am known outwardly to be kind of stoic tbh (masking emotions etc) but tend to be more childish in nature in the end. Doll collection, MOnster high....littlest pet shops...haha
I also have like a trillion art based hobbies, including doll customization. On one hand cause its cool, on the other because i get to behead dolls and cut their hair off and scare my neighbors when i spray paint them and hang them up.
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Anyways, iplier or battles r my fav tbh
you dont have to do this one if you dont want, just thought i could give you some funny gremlin elements to work with.
So, I'm a little biased with this one, because I know you love Dark. However, I really can't see you with anyone else. hahaha.
I don't think Dark would mind your childish nature; I think he would actually lean into it. It could turn out to be a stress reliever for him... Now this Dark might end up being a little OOC, but I don't think you'd mind that. ;P
Anyways enjoy this crack-ish fic with Dark;
It was just one of those days. Work, work, contracts, keeping up with his counterparts, it was.... frustrating sometimes. Even egos got a case of 'the Mondays' every now and again. This time, though, there was not an end in sight. All Dark could hear was the never-ending ticking of a clock that wasn't even in the room. Which is what led him to your room. There was ticking coming from behind your door, or something akin to ticking. It was rhythmic and loud.
"Kitten, can you please-" Dark started as the door creaked open. Walls filled with art supplies, dolls, different colors of yarns and twines. And you sitting at the desk in your room, using a small hook to pull hair up through a paint-stripped doll head. Now, Dark knew you were an artist, and he knew that you customized dolls, but that wasn't what was strange to him. It was the several dismembered dolls laying half-dressed on the floor. "Are you alright?"
"No." you gave a blunt reply. Dark was used to this as well, knowing you'd speak with him when you were ready to talk about it. So instead, he went to pick up the dolls that were strewn about.
"I wish I could do what you do to dolls, but to actual people..." Dark huffed, setting the dolls down on your desk. He raised an eyebrow at the blank look you gave him.
"Why don't you?" you ask simply, to which Dark's mouth drops open the slightest bit. Very rarely was Dark thrown off, but you had that power to say the most outlandish things to him.
"Well-..." Dark cut himself off, trying to compose himself quickly. "It's just too messy."
"Then do it to the dolls, it'll make you feel better." you smile, looking less tense than before. With the hair done, you sit the head down to work on the rest of the doll. Dark said nothing to this, knowing whatever came out could possibly offend you. That was the last thing he wanted to do.
Instead he went to your wall of dolls and picked one with hot pink hair, envisioning that it was that fool Wilford. He felt a spike of anger and quickly ripped the head from its body, but his strength snapped the dolls body in half. Dark couldn't help but smile at that. The crunch of plastic was more satisfying than he wanted to admit.
He turned around to show you the remains, like a child presenting during a show-and-tell. The crumbled pieces hit the floor and scattered across the floor, but you were focused on the crushed body.
You frowned at that, "Dark, I still need to use those! Don't crush them!"
"I'll buy you as many as you want..." Dark smiled innocently, shrugging as he discarded the broken doll and picked up another one, this one with neon green hair. The color set Dark off a bit and as he turned to you with a sinister grin, he couldn't help but ask...
"Can I do another?"
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kittyandco · 2 months
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if self shipping is "egocentric" then i'll have the biggest ego on the block because no one can tell me that i'm not loved
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metukika · 1 year
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work it!
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carmarriage · 11 months
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alfazoings · 7 months
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new fishmael ego is infesting my brain 💔
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minifruits · 14 days
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HOLY SHIT A POST FROM ME!? WOAH- (um..ignore..the repost...)
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kalcifers-blog · 6 months
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My take on Canon versions of Marvelsepticeye (their rivals AND lovers)
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ojbrush · 2 days
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hello ziptie,,, my best es t friendo,,,,,,,, , , , trophsoao,,,, trophsoap,,,, retty pleade,,,, smiles st you
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This was rushed. Sorry. Imsleepy. Anyways hes showing her an #epic image of imhimand her
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chodzacaparodia · 9 months
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Blue Lock as Rick Riordan book chapter titles because why not PART 2
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Part 1, Part 3, Part 4
Haikyuu! Edition: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
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citruscore · 1 year
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Oooooooooo maybe laywright?
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gay as fuck to be solving puzzles with another man
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the-wild-ego · 1 year
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Could I have an ego ship please if they’re still open?
My name is Natasha, she/her. I am a pretty spooky bitch and therefore have a preference for Dark and the Ipliers in general AHA, but I also sometimes have a full pink bimbo aesthetic, I really depends on my mood.
I like painting, usually forest themed artwork, and playing relaxing video games. I’m pretty unsociable and have trouble connecting with others, I tend to isolate myself a lot even though people want to interact with me. I’m short, 5”2, and have medium length dark brown hair and glasses. I LOVE stuffed animals, a have a sizeable collection and adore them ALL.
I like walks in the woods, I have some bad anxieties and insecurity and walking makes me feel a whole lot better.
That seemed Like a random handful of info, I hope it’s enough! Cheers in advance! Xo
I have never wanted to pair someone with Wilford so fast. Someone who has Dark's aesthetic, but also dress just like him??? Not only would Wilford be obsessed with Dark, but he would be obsessed with you as well! Except, Wilford learns the hard that you need your space;
Despite your contrasting personalities, you and Wilford found a, somewhat warped, connection that brought you closer together. He brought out the playful and adventurous side of you, while you brought out his sensitive and caring side. You shared a love that was unconventional and unique, but it was real and true.
However, today was one of those days. You didn't want to talk to anyone, per usual, but today it was worse. Anyone that crossed your path was automatically on your shitlist. So, you did the thing you usually do, and locked yourself away so you could paint. The painting was monochrome, a forest painted in different shades of blacks and greys. This was it, this was the mood you were in.
Wilford, on the other hand always seemed to be in a happy mood. Wilford, who has stunning brown eyes that sparkle in the light, a muscular body, and a big pink mustache to match his vibrant pink hair. He's wild and unpredictable, with a love for guns and knives that matches his 'good' boy persona. Despite his eccentricities, he never fails to make you laugh and feel happy in his presence. Exuberant as ever, he couldn't help the fact that he wanted to share his energy with yours.
"Oh, sugarplum~" Wilford called through the door. The door that lead to your art studio. Which was currently unoccupied.
Hearing no response, Wilford decided to enter, unwelcomed. You art studio was something out of a movie. A gift from Wilford himself. Large windows and skylights allow natural light to flood the space, illuminating every corner of the studio. Shelves, cabinets, and drawers line the walls, neatly organized to store paints, brushes, pencils, and other supplies. Canvases, frames, and unfinished pieces of art stacked against walls, awaiting completion or inspiration. The piece you were working on now happened to be standing front and center, catching Wilford's attention.
He, however, didn't like the monochrome look. This forest made him feel sad and slightly nostalgic for some reason. He frowned at it and stepped towards the painting, and with each step his intentions grew clearer. He was going to 'fix' your painting.
Pinking up the paint brush, he made slow strokes on the canvas, trying not to mess up the pink flowers he was drawing on the trees. Only for the paintbrush to slip out of his hand as soon as you walked in.
"You've got to be kidding me!" you yelled out, startling the poor man. The paintbrush scattered pink paint across the floor, "I wanted to paint ONE thing! One thing, Wilford! Why'd you ruin it?"
"Gumdrop! Why're you so angry with me?" Wilford asked with a frown on his face, his mustache seeming to droop with his mood, "This painting was so dark and dreary that I just had to add some color to it." "That's not for you to decide." you stated harshly, picking up the paintbrush from the floor. You hated to admit that the pink brought vibrancy to the blacks on the canvas. He had made your trees pretty. The had switched from humble oaks to cherry blossom trees. Complimenting the vibrancy of the moon in your painting.
"Fine." Wilford said back, just as harshly, startling you. You had no intentions of upsetting him, you just couldn't help it. Today had been... rough.
"Wait." you said to his retreating form, he paused but didn't turn around to look at you, This made you feel worse. Walking up behind him, you let your head thud against his back, arms still hanging at your sides, "I am still mad that you messed with my painting, but can we go for a walk... Please?"
And it was like a light switch with him, immediately back to his old self. He turned and gave you a big squeeze. You groaned into his chest as he kissed the top of your head.
"Yes, my sweet, sweet sugary gumdrop button." he cooed at you before setting you back down. You were quick to realize that his dangerous hobbies, and the way he flipped-flopped was just part of who he is and that he would never harm you. He was always careful to make sure you felt safe and protected. "Please quit calling me that." you begged, and he just smiled softly before leaning to kiss your nose.
"Never, my little gumdrop."
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jjstein2 · 9 months
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monochrome smoochies
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blue-thief · 4 months
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do you think that noel noa purposefully doesn't intervene whenever isagi and kaiser fight because they remind him of his old rivalry with ego?
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leobashi · 5 months
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Old married couple SchneepleBro
“Stop being depressed and get the fuck out of the house we’re out of toilet paper”
“Says the mf who never steps outside. You could beat a vampire at being pale”
And then Henrik hands Chase his jacket, the one that Henrik loves to see Chase in even though Chase doesn’t like the pockets and Chase adjusts Henrik’s glasses and puts a lock of greying hair out of the way before pecking him on the nose and heading out.
He comes back with more than just toilet paper, he has some snacks as well, some of Henrik’s favorites cause they were on sale, and Henrik is waiting with the heated leftovers from their date two days ago on the couch because he wanted to watch a documentary. Chase leaves the toilet paper by the hallway and grabs himself a portion of food before joining Henrik on the couch
“I got the toilet paper, you can put it away.”
“Shh, David is talking.”
Chase rolls his eyes and gets comfortable. Henrik scoots closer to him before shoveling more food into his mouth. They have another quiet night with each other
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paperultra · 4 months
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le festin.
Pairing: OPLA!Vinsmoke Sanji x Fem!Reader Word Count: 3,842 words Warnings: Swearing, alcohol use, toxic family [A/N: yes this is partially inspired by ratatouille. inspiration comes from many places and i am not one to question it. happy new year <3]
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cingulomania (noun): a strong desire to hold a person in your arms nemesism (noun): frustration, anger or aggression directed inward, toward oneself and one's way of living
Thunk.
Thunk.
Thunk.
“Murfus.”
“Yes, Miss?”
“Get me more darts.”
Murfus wrings his hands, glancing between you and the wall a few feet away. “I … I’m afraid I can’t get you more darts,” he replies tentatively, “on account of us being out at sea, Miss.”
“Then fetch the ones I’ve already thrown,” you snap, pointing at said darts. “Idiot.”
“Of course. So sorry, Miss.”
He scampers over to the wall and hurriedly pulls each dart out of it, rushing back to you with sweat on his brow. You snatch them out of his white-gloved palms.
Pinching the blue dart between your fingers, you hold it up to your eye and aim. With a sharp snap of your wrist, the dart flies forward and into the paper tacked onto the wood panel.
Murfus winces.
Crumpled, smudged, and pitted with pin-sized holes, one would have a hard time reading the article on the wall. But you know what it says. You’ve memorized its structure, can land a dart onto each line mentioning that damned restaurant by name. And you do.
“Murfus.”
“Yes, Miss?”
“Read the menu to me again.”
“Of course, Miss.” You hear the crinkle of paper and the sound of him clearing his throat. “The appetizers are as follows …”
You only half-listen as the man continues, the other half occupied by the wall in front of you and the starting paragraph steadily being destroyed by your hand. Your tongue draws across your teeth.
“In all our years as food critics, scouring the East Blue for any semblance of palatable cuisine in a region brimming with endless possibilities, no other restaurant has come as close to unlocking the flavor of the seas as the Baratie.”
You had, by all accounts, a privileged upbringing.
The Nouveau Blue Guide is not royalty, nobility, or military – but it is an empire in its own right, a name that’s afforded you many opportunities and comforts since you were young: a fine education, luxurious business trips, a roof over your head and plenty of food to eat. Your family’s reputation as food critics, built by your great-grandfather and painstakingly maintained up to this very day, is unmatched in the East Blue.
Such is your birthright. A birthright that, despite your toil and travels and countless, countless hours spent writing reviews, your parents say you do not deserve.
“You call this an article?” Your mother brandishes the draft you’d submitted in hopes of some constructive criticism, her voice climbing high. “It’s a mess!”
“I haven’t polished it up yet –”
“There’s nothing worth polishing. Frankly, it’s embarrassing that a child of mine has written something like this.” She passes the article over to your father. “Darling, throw this away. I’m already stressed as it is.”
Your father takes it. Gives it a cursory once-over. Your tentative anticipation dissolves in the pit of your stomach when he sighs, shaking his head at you. “You’re not cut out for this career, dear,” he tells you, folding your article in half and then quarters and dropping it into the bin by your mother’s desk. “Claudie is already taking over the Guide. Your time is better spent improving your etiquette.”
You breathe in. Keep your hands relaxed, square your shoulders. Nod obediently with clenched teeth.
“I’m sorry for wasting your time.”
You know that your family means well. They want you to live a successful life, find a successful spouse, and raise successful children. They don’t want you to waste your time because your time is valuable.
Well, today, you’re going to prove that you are not wasting anything.
“We’re ready to disembark, Miss.”
“Good.”
Standing up, you put on your gloves and hat, picking your notebook and pen up from the table before walking with Murfus down to the dock.
He accompanies you to the entrance of the Baratie, then falls back so you may walk in alone. The maître d’hôtel welcomes you and promptly gets you seated at a booth on the ground floor, not too close to the stairs to distract you from the ambience of the restaurant and not too close to the kitchen to hear the ruckus of the cooks.
In the brief space of time before your waiter arrives, you take everything in. Dim, cozy lighting. High ceiling. Few windows. Sitting in the Baratie is like sitting in the belly of a whale. Perhaps you can make a point about it being a bit too enclosed, but given that its main customers are seafarers looking for reprieve from the elements, you don’t think many would find that damning.
You make a few half-hearted but detailed notes.
“Hello, madam.” A voice from above interrupts your writing.
You look up, irritated.
The waiter before you is a handsome man, blond-haired and broad-shouldered. He flashes you a charming smile upon meeting your eyes as he sets a plate of bread rolls down, standing close enough that you can smell cigarette smoke mixed with spices and just the barest remnants of cologne.
You recognize him immediately.
“My name is Sanji, and I have the immense pleasure of being your waiter this evening. Shall we start with drinks?”
Stifling your confusion with a sneer, you place your pen down.
“Is the Baratie so short-staffed that they have their sous chef waiting tables?”
Sanji’s smile freezes for just a moment. He seems to recover quickly, though, shaking his head and chuckling at your query.
“I’m flattered you recognize me!” he replies. “No, I occasionally wait tables when the owner requests it, that’s all.”
You do not buy it.
“Then, Sanji, I will have a glass of Ithürzburger Stein to start,” you say.
He nods. “Excellent choice. I will get that for you straight away.”
His eyes dart shamelessly to your open notebook before settling back on your face. To your utter surprise and dismay, he winks at you before heading off.
Your cheeks warm without warning.
Nobody, let alone a waiter (even if he really is the sous chef), has ever winked at you before. They had the good sense not to. It’s incredibly crude, and surely, you’re more offended than anything else – handsome or not, such behavior deserves a scathing call-out –
But … what if you’re overthinking things? What if it isn’t a big deal because it doesn’t affect the quality of the food? Your parents always take context into consideration – the Baratie is beloved for its rough-and-tumble personality under the guise of upscale dining, so perhaps this is part of the experience. He may not have even winked at you at all.
“Tch.”
You release the tablecloth from your grip, grabbing a bread roll instead and sinking your teeth into it. It’s light, sweet, and perfect. You chew quickly and swallow hard.
The sous chef comes back soon after, your requested bottle of wine in one hand and a polished glass in the other.
“Your Ithürzburger Stein, madam,” he says, opening the bottle and pouring you a glass with practiced ease.
He watches intently as you pick the glass up and bring it to your lips. The aroma reaches your nose, and it takes an immense effort not to wrinkle it as you take a sip. You’ve never particularly liked alcohol. This one is sour and dry.
“It’s alright,” you say, wishing you could rinse the taste out with juice. “I’m ready to order my appetizers and entrées.”
“Of course.”
You rattle off a few items, having memorized the menu after listening to Murfus read it so many times. For the appetizers, wakame salad with sesame-ginger dressing, Sea King croquettes, and grilled plums with goat cheese. For the entrees, Sambasian crab-stuffed salmon with roasted potatoes and chickpea stew. They’re nothing particularly unique or outstanding, but you feel that they are worth evaluating.
Sanji takes your order and leaves you with another dazzling smile, and you make the excuse of drinking more of the wine to avoid it. Maybe you will be a better writer drunk than sober.
Probably not.
Alone once again, you occupy yourself by exploring different ways to describe the wine, the bread, and the atmosphere. When you tire of that, you eavesdrop on the booth next to yours. It seems to be occupied by a group of marines, each attempting to one-up the others in the world’s shortest dick-measuring contest. You tire of that much more quickly.
When your appetizers arrive, you’re examining the arrangement of the silverware and the quality of their polish.
“Is the table set to your liking?” Sanji asks while lining up the plates. He takes more time doing so than is necessary, in your opinion.
“How it’s set doesn’t matter as much as whether it’s clean and accessible,” you reply, eyeing the croquettes with interest. “Tell me, where do you get your Sea King meat?”
“The Gourmet Hunter Guild supplies us with most of the rarer meats we serve here. The Sea King meat in your croquettes was just delivered this morning, so I’d say you’re quite lucky, madam.”
“What species is it?”
“Baron of the Tides.”
“Barons of the Tides tend to have a strong taste and tough flesh. Not many people are fond of it.”
Sanji’s eye glints as he rests a hand on the table, leaning in. “You know your food,” he says. “I expected no less from the Nouveau Blue Guide, and yet I’m still impressed.”
“It must not take much to impress you, then.”
“It takes a lot, actually.” He winks at you, and this time, you’re sure of it – and it’s strange because you don’t feel leered at, not at all, and your cheeks warm yet again. “Regarding the meat, no matter what it is, a good chef can make anything into a delicious meal. You won’t be disappointed.”
“I’ll be the judge of that.”
“Of course, madam. You’re the expert, after all.”
You are glad when he finally leaves, if only because you have no idea what to make of him. It’s difficult to tell if he’s being patronizing, and you can usually tell.
You sweep your gaze over your appetizers and take a deep breath.
Starting with the wakame salad, you inspect its presentation – a round pile of rich green seaweed in a smooth black bowl – and take a small portion to chew on.
The seaweed strikes a perfect balance between tender and firm, and the seasoning is perfect.
Fine. Whatever.
Next, the grilled plums with goat cheese. You take one bite; the creamy earthiness of the cheese complements the tender sweetness of the plums, and the caramelization is obnoxiously fantastic. You eat an entire half to make sure.
It looks like your last hope for this round is the Sea King croquettes.
Plucking one up with your fingers, you cut your teeth through the crispy, golden breading. The meaty interior strikes your tongue and your intake of breath is sudden, your free hand curling into a tight fist underneath the table.
It tastes good.
All three of them are really good.
This is horrible.
When Sanji drops off your entrées, you hardly realize that he’s there, too engrossed in the scent and the sight and the taste of the food.
“I hope the appetizers were to your liking?”
Sanji somehow gets the hint when you stab your fork into the Sambasian crab-stuffed salmon. He clears his throat and leaves you to your own devices.
You eat, and with each bite, your frustration mounts.
The Sambasian crab-stuffed salmon is flaky and succulent, the potatoes roasted to crisp skin and creamy flesh. The chickpea stew sits hot in your mouth and fills your nose with a parade of fragrant spices. It tastes amazing soaked into the bread rolls. Nothing is undercooked, or overcooked, or sloppily presented. Everything is just right. Just perfect.
You spend what feels like hours in the mouth of the booth, tasting, writing, crossing out, agonizing. The sounds of the Baratie die out until all you can hear is the scratching of pen against paper and your own breathing and pulse.
No, no, no, no.
It’s … it’s impossible. Any complaint you have is simply an expression of your own personal preferences, and your personal preferences don’t mean shit.
Your writing utensil is nearly buckling under the pressure by the time Sanji comes around for the nth time, and you’re just about ready to skewer him with it along with whoever else has the luck to wander too close.
“Are you interested in dessert, madam?”
“Of course I am,” you grit out.
All you’re met with is that damned smile of his. “Wonderful. Here’s our dessert menu.” He holds it out and you snatch it from him. “Someone with such a sweet face deserves something just as sweet.”
You snap the menu shut.
“Surprise me.”
Sanji blinks while you glare up at him, handing the menu back.
“… Pardon, madam?”
“I want the famed sous chef of the Baratie to prepare a dessert for me,” you say evenly. “I don’t care what it is or how long it takes. Surprise me.”
“I … of course.” He straightens up, the most serious you’ve ever seen him this entire evening. “Whatever you want.”
You wait.
The sous chef returns, not even an hour later, with a white ceramic bowl in hand and none other than the owner of the Baratie stomping after him.
“Your dessert, madam,” Sanji says, though a bit hurriedly. “Rice pudding with mango –”
He’s interrupted by Zeff, who grabs him by the back of his collar much like one would do to an errant cat. You raise your eyebrows, watching Sanji’s expression immediately wrinkle into one of annoyance.
“Little eggplant, you stop and listen when I’m talking to you.”
“Are you serious, old man? I’m in the middle of –”
“I told you that you’re off the line. No customer can change that, no matter who they are.” Zeff casts you a wayward glance and frowns before dragging Sanji back towards the kitchen. “We’re gonna have a little chat, you and me.”
Despite his bitter protesting, Sanji leaves your table with Zeff, and you’re left with your final course and the curious eyes of several diners.
“What are you looking at?” you bark at them, and they quickly go back to their meals.
You look down at your dessert. There’s a sprinkling of cinnamon on the surface, and it’s crowned with bright, paper-thin slices of mango, but rice pudding is so … simple. You’re almost insulted. But you are also surprised, and that is what you asked for.
Scooping up a bit of the pudding, you place it into your mouth, closing your eyes.
Two seconds later, you slam your spoon onto the table and stand up.
You can feel the sturdiness of the kitchen’s doors when you fling them open, your gaze immediately falling upon a mop of blond hair in the corner.
Heading straight towards him, you seize the front of Sanji’s well-pressed shirt and drag his face close to yours.
“What did you put in it?!”
Your shriek explodes through the noise of the kitchen staff. Sanji stares at you with wide eyes and oddly reddening cheeks.
“In the pudding?” he asks, bewildered. “Not much, really. Glutinous rice, coconut milk, salt –”
“Goddammit.” You shove him away and dig your nails into the back of your neck, chest and throat tightening. You can feel your breaths beginning to quicken and your eyes starting to sting. “Shit. Shit.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa”—Sanji puts a hand on your shoulder and it burns—“sweetheart, what’s wrong –”
“Where does that back door lead to?”
“Er, a dock? We take smoke breaks –”
“Excuse me.”
Shaking him off and pushing past him, you head straight to the door, open it, and close it behind you.
And then you scream.
Gods, you’re fucking ruined. You’re a fucking failure. Your parents were right, Claudie was right, you can’t do this and you could never do this and now you’re at the back of the East Blue’s only five-fucking-star restaurant having an emotional breakdown over eating food.
You scream until your voice breaks, until you’re left kneeling and gasping for breath on the filthy, wet dock.
You cough. Cinnamon lingers in the back of your throat, and you start crying.
Behind you, the door creaks open.
"[Y/n]?"
“Please don’t let my family hear about this,” you burst out without even turning to look at Sanji. “I’ll pay whatever amount you want.”
“Nobody’s going to be saying anything.” You feel him approaching, and then he drops down to sit next to you. “However, I’m very concerned about you. What’s got you so upset?”
“Why do you care?”
“A lovely lady such as yourself shouldn’t have to suffer alone.”
“Oh, please.” You hug your knees to your chest. But Sanji doesn’t leave, and after a few minutes, the words fall unbidden from your mouth, having nowhere else to go. “… I wasn’t assigned to come here.”
“Hm?”
“My family”—you swallow the lump in your throat—“they don’t know I’m here. I came here to write a review on the Baratie and get a … get a star taken away.”
Gods. That sounds so fucking stupid now. What is wrong with you?
“You did?” Sanji sounds baffled. “How come?”
A wet laugh crawls out between your teeth. “You’re the only restaurant my parents have ever given five stars to, you know that, right? So I figured – I-I figured if I could find out something wrong with the Baratie, they’d realize how good I can be at this job. I’m good at finding flaws. I’m good at details. This should’ve been … I should’ve found something.” You glare down at your lap. “But I couldn’t. Not even in the stupid dessert you made.”
“Oh.” A moment of silence occurs in which you can practically hear him gather his thoughts. “… I suppose I can take that as a compliment,” he says slowly, crossing his legs. “But is that really how you see food? Something to find fault in?”
“It’s something to evaluate. I’m a critic. It’s what I’ve always wanted to be.”
“But do you enjoy it?”
You frown, sniffling. Your brow furrows.
You want to tell him that it’s a stupid question. Why would you need to enjoy food? It’s work. You feel accomplished after finding the right words for a dish’s unique flavor, feel determined when you comb through the items on a menu. You feel delighted when you find something wrong with it.
But you …
“No,” you realize. “I … don’t.”
“I see. Well, I’m not one to tell you how to think,” Sanji says, “but as a cook, I believe that food’s one of the pleasures and privileges of being alive. As a critic, why deny yourself of its full potential?”
“I … I don’t know,” you whisper.
And the thought occurs to you, like a bottle that had been floating out at sea for years finally washing ashore, that you hate what your life has become.
“I don’t know.”
You can’t help it. You let out a loud sob, your head hanging down and bumping against Sanji’s arm. He doesn’t hesitate to wrap you in a tight hug.
It’s the first hug you’ve had in a very, very long time.
“I’m so sick of this,” you croak, face hot with shame and humiliation. “I’ll never be good enough for them. Ever.”
“They don’t deserve you.”
“But they’re my family.”
He rests his chin on your head. “A family who hurts you this much isn’t much of a family at all,” he murmurs.
His words are like a hot knife to the throat. What follows is cold, awful, bitter relief.
You force your eyes shut. Your arms tighten desperately around him, and you curl up, a pathetic excuse of a person in a crumpled heap on a dirty dock.
So this is you, you think. A purposeless silver spoon, miserable and starved for affection, clinging to a complete stranger outside the best restaurant in the East Blue.
It feels better to lay everything bare, actually.
“I can’t go back,” you tell him hoarsely.
“We won’t let anything get out.”
“The staff won’t, but you can’t do anything about the customers.” Reluctantly, you pull away, taking a deep breath and wiping your eyes. Clarity comes with it, hard and heavy. “But you know what? I don’t care anymore. I quit.”
“Quit?”
“Yeah.”
Reaching up, you close your hand around the small family crest resting just below your collarbone. You hesitate for just a moment, then tug sharply, and the thin chain around your neck snaps. Beads of gold glint in the sunlight as you look at it.
Yeah. Fuck it.
Winding your arm up, you fling the necklace as far as you can into the dark sea. It barely makes a splash as it hits the surface and disappears from sight.
“Good throw,” Sanji compliments.
“Thank you.”
He grins at you crookedly, and you finally return it, the last of your tears squeezing out from the motion and dripping down your cheeks.
Gentle fingers touch your chin. You let Sanji turn your face towards him, and the corner of his mouth tilts up as he takes a handkerchief out of his pocket and wipes the rest of the wetness from your cheeks and nose.
“There,” he says once he’s finished. “Now I can see your pretty face better.”
(You wonder how the world ever produced someone so kind.)
“I’m sorry, Sanji,” you say, “for being such an ass to you earlier.”
“Please don’t worry about it. It was my pleasure to serve you.”
“No, really. I grabbed you. I’ve never done anything like that before, and I feel awful about it.”
“I really didn’t –”
“Please,” you plead.
Sanji bites his lip, holding your gaze for a moment, then sighs. “All right. If it’ll make you feel better, I accept your apology,” he acquiesces. His expression softens. “And if you really have nowhere to go,” he offers more quietly, “the Baratie will gladly welcome you.”
Your lungs feel a bit emptier than usual.
“Thank you,” you somehow manage to say. “I’ll consider your offer.”
Your sudden formality seems to amuse him. He raises an eyebrow. “Oh, consider it? Anything I can do to sweeten the deal?”
His voice dips at the end, a sort of low and raspy thing, and you learn that it is much, much worse than being winked at.
You swallow and turn your head away. “T-Tell me the rest of the ingredients for your rice pudding,” you mutter.
“Join the Baratie and I’ll show you how to make it.”
“What? You’re turning it around on me.”
Sanji merely laughs in response, the corners of his eyes crinkling. Despite your embarrassment, you eventually find yourself chuckling along, and the sounds bloom together, so different yet so complementary. It’s nice, laughing with someone. You enjoy it.
Perhaps this is what food is supposed to bring, you think, this same, small, strange moment of peace and satisfaction.
You hope so.
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smhalltheurlsaretaken · 11 months
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"we all agree that there's no non-shippy explanation for this scene right" and it's literally one character calling another son/kid/bro/sis/any moniker typically used to signify platonic affection
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