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bluastro-yellow · 5 months
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Disco Elysium had to look like something you'd want to pick up even before you had enough time to process what this elusive something was. We could not afford to hold back on cheap parlor tricks and flashy displays of technique.
- Disco Elysium Digital Art Book
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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abby-howard · 2 months
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Spoons and her egg
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fifiibibii · 10 months
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hoooo yeah no im super focused on my grindset right now yea ha ha yeah no bro its all about the grindset everyday non stop during snack time after i eated my apple slices im doing laps around the play area dont stopping for no bitches
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newyorkthegoldenage · 8 months
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The 24-hour Ham n Egg restaurant on 51st and Broadway, 1953.
Photo: Weegee via the AP/Daily Mail
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nymla · 23 days
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Its happening! I have updated my shop with new ceramics ^_^ Feel free to check it out here: www.nymla.se/shop
Thank you all for your support! 💚 Nymla
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hyunpic · 7 months
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magicalshopping · 1 year
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♡ Mon Cherry Measuring Spoons & Egg Separator ♡
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realitys-ex · 6 months
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Now, Everyone can agree that the Fullmetal Alchemist Manga is a banger (I assume both animes are too, but I haven't watched 'em so no comment).
What a bunch of people don't know is that the artist/writer Hiromu Arakawa has written 2 other original works (one is complete the other is ongoing.
Silver Spoon: About a kid from Tokyo who, to get away from the demands of his parents/the stress of academia, attends a Farming School in the middle of nowhere where he is p.much the only one without a farming background. Hilarity, character development, etc. ensues.
Daemons of the Shadow Realm: A dude is raised in a mountain village, farming, hunting. etc. Until one day a fucking helicopter comes out of nowhere, his village is 50% slaughtered, turns out that the village existed for the sole purpose of breeding him and his sister, and it is not the 1400s anymore. Oh and Demons are a thing. Violence, humour, character development, etc. ensue. (This one is ongoing)
Now they are both 10/10, and I highly reccomend reading them both But that is not the point of this post.
She has drawn hundreds, if not thousands of faces at this point, so it is no surprise that you will see some repeats between the mangas.
BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW JARRING IT IS TO SEE EITHER INCARNATION OF GREED, HIS CREW, OR ROY FUCKING MUSTANG HANGING OUT IN A SCHOOL TALKING ABOUT COW BREEDS?
REALLY FUCKING JARRING! (somewhat less jarring to see them in tactical gear murdering people, or speaking with demons, cause that feels slightly in character)
Anyway, that aside, if you liked her worldbuilding, realism, in depth characters, approach to romance, etc. I do really reccomend them both.
(She also did another one entitled 'The Heroic Legend of Arslan' but as I haven't read it yet and it is a collaboration, I didn't mention it above)
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carnivalcarrion · 2 months
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man. nothing hits like a good sammie
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danskjavlarna · 20 days
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Source details and larger version.
See my collection of weird vintage eggs.
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bluastro-yellow · 5 months
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In [the Frittte (sic) kiosk], we were experimenting with Kim-parking. Namely, for the longest time, we had trouble with Kim’s character model getting stuck in certain places on the navmesh in the game engine. One of the "hotfixes" we tried was giving Kim a parking spot in some of the smaller areas. When the player enters the map, Kim would step away from Harry and go to his spot and return to his side when Harry leaves. Kim-parking did not become a thing, though, because that navmesh issue was (almost) solved soon after.
- Disco Elysium Digital Artbook
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paramaline · 3 months
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SHE’S HERE
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atticollateral · 4 days
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every day I wake up is another day I suffer at the hands of self-care tasks.
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horizon-penblade · 5 months
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Obsessed with this exchange from Gem's secret life episode.
[Transcript:
Gem: "while I recruit an army. Scar are you going?"
Scar: "The egg is on fire!"
Gem: "...I'm gonna take that as a no."]
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shepherds-of-haven · 2 days
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I need to know Lena please, who wins in an egg and spoon race?
I think it's a cluster tie between Blade, Lavinet, and Chase, depending on the circumstances! Physically, Blade is the most capable of winning, but to the point where he would be absolutely puzzled by this concept because it doesn't present a challenge at all. You just... walk while balancing a spoon on an egg? Like that's hard? Even blindfolded, he would be so baffled by the concept that I think it would actually trip him up a bit, like surely there's something else to be done here... So while he's ??? (or maybe not even participating because he doesn't see the point), Lavinet and Chase come in for the steal. Lavinet because her etiquette and posture training (walking smoothly and elegantly, even while balancing books on her head) prepared her for this, and Chase because he's naturally extremely agile and adept. However, I think Chase would be easily distracted or would have more fun trying to get other people to drop their eggs or messing with them, so Lavinet might ultimately be the one to come out on top!
After that, it goes:
Blade - Chase - Lavinet
Halek - Tallys (both equally physically capable, but both also quite non-urgent in pace)
Red
Trouble
Caine
Riel - Shery (naturally the slowest but both have a good sense of balance that they wouldn't drop the egg while moving at an average pace) - Ayla (extremely fast but likely to drop her egg a few times and then start getting tripped up out of rage from being forced to start over from the beginning) - Briony (extremely likely she would either drop or crush her egg out of excitement several times)
Thanks for your question!
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