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sneggley · 8 days
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The second time I played Stardew Valley, during the egg festival, I accidentally spent 1600g on lawn flamingos and my partner almost cried
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aranciu · 1 year
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i've got nothing to say in my defense
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thisismyanimus · 1 year
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egge the forbidden food mixes well with: cheese, sugar, flour, butter, mustard mixes poorly with: everything else, including more egge
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icypetitspois · 1 year
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EGGE
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ronk · 2 years
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One version of a Jersey breakfast sandwich
kaiser roll + egg + cheese + bacon (or taylor ham/pork roll) ketchup, salt, peeper as needed
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imperatoralicia · 1 month
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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.
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polymoth · 6 months
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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big-armed-mar · 2 months
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If something like this doesn’t happen in regards to the egg bois I’m not gonna be happy
Edit: changed the watermark
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a3poify · 8 months
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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
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fatbotsartblog · 2 months
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He wasn't the only one on the ship... 🥚🥚🥚
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nrmtenjoyer · 7 months
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Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this
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pocketss · 1 year
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big egg
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ryan-sometimes · 10 months
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As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
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frostedpuffs · 6 months
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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eemamminy-art · 29 days
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I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—
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I'M SORRY????
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herpsandbirds · 7 months
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Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa
photograph by Cristian Schneider
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