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piratefishmama · 13 days
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eggs have no fibre but i hope Eddie still ate some anyway
Eddie eats many eggs, likes em runny i bet so he can dunk his fibre rich wholemeal toast in the yolks
eggies can absolutely contribute to the rumblies too which does not help him in any way shape or form.
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decaydanceredacted · 3 months
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WAIT IM BACK
ok ok so patrick and pete both gabes puppy subs who aren't allowed to touch themselves or cum without permission but one day while gabe is out pete forces himself on patrick because hes a helpless puppy who doesn't know any better and he cant control himself and he assures patrick that it'll feel so good and gabe wont find out
gabe comes home to find pete pinning patrick to the floor and grinding their tdicks together and patrick tells him that he tried to get pete to stop because hes a good boy and knows that he cant touch without permission and his gabe saying they believe him and pete gets shoved into a corner with his hands toed together because hes a stupid puppy and he'll touch himself if his hands are left free
anyways gabe fucking patrick hard in front of pete and telling him that pete could have been the one to fuck him if only he wasn't such a dumb whore who can't control himself and patrick is forced to cum like four times as punishment because even though he didnt want it he still technically touched himself without permission and if gabe doesn't punish him then he'll become a stupid helpless fuckpup like pete !!!
ok now im done for real
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heartofhubris · 9 months
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eggggg
Cure ur nicotine addiction with this one simple trick!
Egg
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poisonouswritings · 1 year
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Okay ik i havent been here in a while but,,,sage,,,sage is one nosey mktherfuckir. I can imagine him evesdropping on a conversation while you two would be out together and he's just so,,,,zoned out listening to it,,, he'd probably let you in on whatever drama he's listening to. Maybe he uses that to time whenever he's going to join a betting game? Also him hearing other people complimenting you across the bar but you don't know what's up and just kinda watch him get more and more worked up and agitated lmao. Even worse if said people decide to approach you
He could probably hear people fucking in the back alley lmao
Hi Ozzy :3
Omg hi Egg!!! It's been a while but I also haven't been around in a while so it evens out
GN!Reader, hehe I love jealous Sage sm actually
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Sage is a nosey little fucker. On the streets, there with two main bargaining chips; money (which always talks) and knowledge (which is garnered by talking). Knowledge could be anything from having an itemized list of what shipments are coming into the dock and how much they're worth to horrible, vile blackmail that can make the leader of the Sunstone Order look the other way at your crimes.
And since he rarely ever had extra gold, knowledge was his best bet.
So he learned to eavesdrop. He might not remember names it takes him an embarrassingly long time to memorize yours, so for the first few weeks you know him he basically never used your name but he remembers faces and hair colors and random little details, and that's enough to be useful.
Even when things do get a little more stable and he's no longer stumbling on the edge of nothingness, old habits die hard. So when you're at the tavern and he hears some interesting gossip, he listens.
And if it's something funny, or dramatic, or just plain weird, he'll tell you about it. Sometimes it's not even intentional. He'll be zoning out, sipping on his ale while you chat with Tulsi, and he'll just start rambling about it.
He's buzzed,, his head is on your shoulder and you're stroking his ears,,, and he just starts parroting whatever he hears and it startles the shit out of you because he's talking about a murder?? Is he okay??? Is he possessed???? And then you put two and two together and realize Oh He's Talking About Murdering Someone In Cards and then he suddenly gets up and joins the poker game going on because now he knows who to target.
He goes up to the bar to get a drink and you whisper "HEY SAGE YOU HAVE A CUTE ASS!" and his ears fold down and his tail starts wagging and when he comes back he's blushing a little and he calls you a dork but he can't stop smiling
But sometimes you'll be sitting and talking and he'll suddenly go quiet. His ears will flick. He'll pout and put an arm around your shoulders (even if that means getting up and moving to your side of the table). And that's how you know he's jealous about something.
Do you tell him you know he's jealous, or do you play dumb to tease him?
Sometimes you'll be at the bar ordering food and suddenly Sage will show up behind you and wrap his arms around you,, if he's drunk enough then he'll just start hissing at whoever was coming up to hit on you.
>:( You're his >:( and he's yours >:( so why won't people leave you guys alone >:(
He's so whiney about it too
And if the person/people were saying super disrespectful/inappropriate things about you?? Then he will get in their face and start cussing them out. Usually in Vair so you don't know exactly what they were saying about you, or what threats he's hurling at them.
Also,, after that happens,,, he'll start nomming on your neck/collarbone because he has to mark you!! 'Cause you're his!!!
Also there are a couple of times you guys are gonna leave via the back door to the alley (especially when there's some kind of brawl going on) but then he'll stop,, kinda snicker,,, steer you back out the front but his tail wraps around your upper thigh and kinda slides up and down a little,,,,,, hehe
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w🥚w egg landed!
hello again amazing writer <3 it is i, the silly 🥚 again <3 do not mind my unneeded entry i just thought it was funny.
anyway! lately, people have been shoving obey me in my face and i started to miss them again. my boys. my lovely lovely boys.
so i came in at lightning speed to humbly request from you some obey me content. >:)
do you think, that mayhaps you could do some.. headcanons? or just short drabbles of diavolo, beel, satan and mammon with a male!reader s/o who is mayhaps shorter than them— ahem face in chest height ahem aaaaand their favourite things to do with you? just like anything, in their free time, dates, whatever comes to mind!
sfw or nsfw is fine, as long as my bois are there. hihi. thank you <3
Finally someone who reads my fandom list!!!! A breath of fresh air. I haven't written for OM in a long time - I think my last fanfic for it was on Wattpad, before I purged my account because I was sick and tired of being picked on by 13 y/o kids lmao.
You have good taste my yolky friend. Diavolo and Satan were among my top favorites!! Man, typing that has made me realize just how fucking strange OM is. I'm sure my ancestors would be proud of me.
Enough existential dread for now. The egg is here and it's time to fry him. But like, positively. Am I funny yet?
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Various X Short Male Reader
Favorite thing to do with you headcanons - SFW
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Diavolo
⋄ This man is just a big puppy. A big, demonic puppy who also happens to be royalty.
⋄ He honestly adores doing just about anything with you, but has a particular fondness for trips to the human world with you. Diavolo lived a very sheltered childhood, so just about anything excites him.
⋄ Since he's the heir to the throne of the Devildom, he's aware that he's technically not supposed to be involved in a relationship with anyone. Particularly not some human guy.
⋄ But Diavolo doesn't care!
⋄ His favorite thing to do with you is to go to the human world. You tell him about all sorts of things as you walk along, occasionally dragging him to places you enjoy.
⋄ He loves seeing you get excited about anything, even if it's as simple as a flock of ducks chilling in the park.
⋄ He's tall as fuck, and definitely enjoys picking you up to just carry you places.
⋄ You point out things you think he'd like, and he always likes them.
⋄ His personal favorite is when you bring him to any sort of outdoor market. There's always so many things to look at, and it's never the same twice in a row. He still has a cute little figurine of a bird you got him once.
⋄ It sits on his desk, and he considers it his royal advisor. It holds his pens.
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Beelzebub
⋄ Most people anticipate that I would put something related to eating here. And they're half right to be honest!
⋄ Whenever you have a lot of free time on your hands, you go out and get the stuff you need to cook. Just anything, really. You've taken to cooking typical foods in the Devildom and adding your own little spin to them.
⋄ And guess who's there with you, giving you expert culinary advice?
⋄ That is absolutely right, it's Beel himself. He knows just about any meal in existence, and how to make it. He's been around for a very long time, what else is he gonna do?
⋄ The shopping trip usually starts with both of you walking together, and ends with you sitting in the shopping cart directing Beel on what to buy. While keeping him from bankrupting you by buying too many snacks.
⋄ When you get back to the House, you spend however long cooking whatever you decided on... And goofing around a little in the process.
⋄ Beel may love food, but he loves you more.
⋄ He just really likes those moments with you, because you always get so keenly focused on what you're doing. If only you put that much attention into studying.
⋄ Beel also likes the part where he gets to eat whatever you made together. Sometimes it's amazing, sometimes it isn't.
⋄ Whatever the result, you had fun. That's all that matters in the end, really! And the cleanup, of course, otherwise Lucifer would have a field day punishing you. That's no fun.
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Satan
⋄ He's a very simple guy. His favorite moments are the quiet ones.
⋄ Satan simply adores when you just kind of... Hang out. Existing in the same room is enough for him, because your presence is very comforting.
⋄ He loves when you just kind of... Show up. And lay down on him.
⋄ Sometimes you talk, and it's usually about whatever you'd been reading recently or some silly little story about your day. He's eager to listen.
⋄ Satan wants to hold you in his arms, just share a comfortable silence with you. On days when either of you are feeling down, you'll often just lay in bed together. Sometimes you don't say anything.
⋄ Other times you ask him to talk, about anything. Just to get your mind off everything the world is doing to you. He'll happily ramble until you're feeling better, even if it's a story he's told you a thousand times before.
⋄ On one occasion, you take him to your favorite human world cat cafe for a coffee date. He's absolutely thrilled to be with you, while also being surrounded by cats.
⋄ Really, just being with him is enough for him. He's a simple man.
⋄ He also enjoys studying with you! Sure, nobody really likes studying, but studying with someone else is a lot more fun.
⋄ Satan is incredibly happy he gets to call you his boyfriend, and his favorite times are... Well, the peaceful times.
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Mammon
⋄ Bona fide criminal.
⋄ Mammon was your first!! He was the demon who took care of you when you first showed up in the Devildom, and he's very proud of that fact.
⋄ His favorite times are the times where you acknowledge how amazing he is. We all know this man is in desperate need of praise and approval, and you just shower him in it.
⋄ You call him out when he's being a fucking moron, but you also defend him from his brothers when they're being particularly nasty. You, a tiny human man, against six all-powerful demons.
⋄ Seeing you stubbornly argue with Lucifer is his favorite thing. Because it just reminds him that he's very lucky you happened to get picked for the exchange program.
⋄ Another favorite is when you two conveniently skip class together and get up to fun shenanigans. Of course, you keep him from doing anything too idiotic, but you're willing to do some stupid shit together.
⋄ Whilst also keeping him from blowing all his money on a stupid bet he'd never win.
⋄ While a little rule-breaking is high on his list of amazing things about you, his big big favorite is when you kiss him. You're short compared to him, and he loves to scoop you up and kiss you whenever you ask.
⋄ Sometimes you pull him down instead, and it always catches him off guard.
⋄ He just really likes having a point of contact. He'll compare the size of your hands, keep an arm around your waist, ruffle your hair... It's just reassuring to be near you. But kisses are his favorite.
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Me resisting the urge to post a picture of my cat because I wrote about cats. But I don't have any good pictures of them and I wrote these headcanons sitting in my car waiting for my shift to start.
Anyways enjoy egg!!!
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the-black-manor · 5 months
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trick or treat, sir? :)
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You are jumped from behind by a drider. It forces its ovipositor inside of you and lays its eggs, more and more and more, making your stomach bulge until you’re too heavy to move.
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hiiii lati !!
i've been a long time reader of your works and a more recent follower now that i remember tumblr exists on my phone and i do in fact have a tumblr account ;;;
but i've noticed you've started playing hsr !!! how are you enjoying it so far? >:3
i've been doing my best to get through content and save for jing yuAAANNN !! i desire him so badly and i hope he sees my efforts to obtain him. will you be pulling for him too? or have your eyes on anyone else ??
hope you have a good time playing hsr <3<3 and if you'd have me, i'd love to be around more as one of your anons? ☆
if you have room for me then might i claim the name egg anon if it isn't taken? i'd say the name will really leave me.. eggnonymous !!
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i'm enjoying jing yuan because he is an absolute UNIT and his follow-up attacks always save my ass mainly when i'm farming for materials and in the simulated universe. but i'm trying to save up for luocha bc i need an imaginary character and also bc he's a pretty boy <33
you made a pun and i dunno if we should contain you or if i should smooch you for that,,
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keuwibloom · 4 months
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*The man isn’t pleased.
*Suddenly, you are covered in thousands of eggs.
OMG was I not supposed to eat the egg?? NOOOO--
*gets buried under eggs
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Ok, eggnon is briefly back from the dead because I just wanted to say this. I don't actually care who's worse. Sierra and Cody are both creepy in their own ways so I don't see the point in comparing. I just wanted to spread chaos.
But catanon is based, yes. And Mod Courtney is also based. The bra thing is creepy. I don't care if Gwen gave it to him. He asked her for it and, as far as we know, he still has it.
-🥚 (i'm gonna return to the land of the dead. see ya when i see ya. have fun!)
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thefearofcod · 6 months
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Egg
EGG ANON OH MY GOD IVE MISSED YOU
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catthew-patel · 2 months
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Oh no, the anon was ME!
-Egg >:3
....FUCK YOU!
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piratefishmama · 18 days
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and in the mix i add some chives
chopped up by my sharpest knives
a pinch of salt to add more taste
and on my plate it's gently placed
and now i have a lovely meal
although it was a slight ordeal
a delicious egg that i can eat
made with love, it can't be beat
🥚❤️🥚❤️🥚
YOU ADDED IT TO THE CUTE POEM
you are a precious human whomever you are, i love you please never change ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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decaydanceredacted · 3 months
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god fuckin uhhhhh pete is so bratty puppy boy coded and gabe keeps trying to train him but he likes the spanking and impact play too much so gabe has to buy a shock collar for him
when pete first sees it he begs gabe to not put it in and says that he can be good but gabe knows thats not true and this is the only way to get pete to listen
anyways gabe fucking pete with a too large strap and everytime pete is loud or squirms too much he gets zapped aaaaaaaa
thats it lmao
egg anon
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heartofhubris · 1 year
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poisonouswritings · 2 years
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REGULAR SAGE REACTING TO BABY SAGE THAT STICKS TO MC.
-egg anon
Hehehehe
Baby Sage Part 1
GN!Reader, both Sages are jealous, Kitty!Sage is like six or seven
Felix just,, continues to amaze you. He continues to bring the impossible into reality, and isn't that something amazing?
Of course he always manages to do something weird with it. Take today, where he managed to bend the temporal plane (no you're still not quite sure how he did that) and yeet Kitty!Sage into the present timeline.
Don't think about it too hard.
The point is, you're now in charge of watching Kitty!Sage for the next week or so. However long it takes for Felix to get the situation under control.
Kitty!Sage (or Kitty for short) seems to understand on a very basic level that he and Sage are the same person. He doesn't ask too many questions about it. As long as he can curl up in your lap for a nap, he doesn't seem to mind too much about how any of this works.
Kitty insists on staying next to you at all times. That means whenever you go anywhere he's just a few steps behind, usually clinging to your skirt/jacket/whatever. And whenever anyone else tries to get close to you, he hisses like the feral lil beast he is and clings to you. That animosity even extends to Sage.
I just think it's funnier if you and Sage are in the oblivious/pining section of your relationship so you aren't actually together yet. So he's just super jealous that Kitty is allowed to be all over you.
Sage likes to go into your room in the morning to wake you up,, except Kitty is sleeping on your stomach and as soon as Sage slinks into the room he gets growled at.
Kitty is constantly rubbing his head against you to scent mark you. And it's a slightly-different scent than Sage, so then he starts scent-marking you. So you're just constantly covered in fur.
Stella comes up at one point to scent-mark you and Kitty goes downright feral and chases her off. You have to remind him to be nice.
Kitty asks whether you like him or Sage better,,, in front of Sage,,,,, no matter what you say you're getting sad kitty eyes
Kitty loves sitting on your lap so you can stroke his hair. Additionally loves when you brush his hair. You have to be careful not to take the tangles roughly but he loves the sensation of the comb's bristles gently brushing against his scalp, especially when he's all snuggled against your chest and half-awake. And if you sing or tell him stories? Happy little Kitty!!!
Sage is so jealous plz
You have to leave Kitty with Sage for a few hours and Kitty is asking a ton of questions. A lot of them are about you. Why do you put up with him? When you're all nice and pretty and smart and he's just a dumb street rat? Sage,, admits he doesn't really know. That's about when you walk in, and you quickly scoop Kitty up and smooch his cheek and see you're with him because he's your cute little kitty and you love him! And while that's enough to soothe Kitty's worries, Sage is still assuming you're only being nice because you're talking to a little kid. But you flash him a little smile and suddenly he can't breathe.
Sage is embarrassed all the time by the way. He keeps insisting that it's normal for young ilephtas to be clingy! It's not like he has a thing for you or anything! But then Kitty comes out of nowhere and clings to your leg and says He's Pledging His Loyalty To You Forever So You're Always Gonna Be Stuck With Him :3
Sage slinks away because his ego needs to recover
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the-sidekick-club · 10 months
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Tw for mention of thievery and arrests
Hi, it’s egg anon! Here’s my reaction to: Kim… We Have a Problem.
I love how Hirra’s robbery of gemstones accidentally discovered that the jewelry store people were selling fake gems 😂
I bet the heroes were happy to have Hirra help them discover that the law was being broken. She helped arrest some criminals!
And hey, like the heroes, she got paid for her hard work! She got a bag of fake gems! She can sell them for a little bit of money, they’re worth something
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Lol, yes, poor Hirra 😔
Her crimes often turn into heroic deeds 😔
So sad. She's so unlucky
Hirra: WHY AM I SO BAD AT BEING BAD?! 😭
Now what can she do with these fake gems? Besides selling them 🤔
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