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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
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Bedtime stories,educational,moral stories sleep tight 😴 Kangaroo
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Danny is about to be kidnapped in Gotham
This is not a good time.
He's studying for the SAT, he's already been kidnapped by Vlad like, four times that week and it was a fucking Tuesday, he forgot his wallet at his new apartment, locked himself out of said new apartment (he could phase through the door but that wasn't the point), he's just been informed that the grant he applied for was denied so he needs to ask his mom and dad for college funds when he'd already told them he had it covered, and just...it was shit.
It had been shit. The entire week had been awful and annoying and he was ready to either murder everyone on the planet or go find a corner to cry in for the next three days.
So when the band of wild goons working for whatever villain of the week pulled up and tried to kidnap him, he snapped.
He used them to vent.
Shouted about how terrible his day had been, how terrible his week had been, how he'd already been kidnapped by his creepy godfather who was way too into him, how college funding was shit and the grant system was rigged, and how he'd have to call a locksmith or break down the door to his own apartment if he wanted to go to bed-all of it. He unloaded all of his frustration.
The goons actually backed off.
One of them gave him an awkward side hug and told him it'd get better.
Danny wasn't paying attention to his surrounding. He doesn't realize that the whole thing was livestreamed.
So when he gets home to his apartment later that day, his door is opened for him by the vigilante Spoiler before he can even turn intangible.
She brought over BatBurger and kidnapped Bruce Wayne, Gotham's bumbling Prince, to talk about college grants.
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Alright let's imagine a scene that is all too normal in palestine. A palestinian business owner finds his building covered in graffiti stars of Davids and Hebrew that says "gas the arabs" and "death to arabs"
Now imagine there's a reporter there and asks the palestinian business owner what happens and they say "the jews attacked my business"
Pause. Now your response might be "uncle no. Say israelis not jews" and then this is when he would look at you like youre stupid because the israelis doing this are jewish. They are not the Christians or the druze or the palestinian ones with Israeli citizenship. They are Jewish israelis who believe in their religious supremacy. When you graffiti stars of david all over a palestinian business, car, or the street you seek that conflation. it sends a message, this is jewish land and you're next.
The problem is that these videos circulate in zionist circles. "Watch this video of children in gaza calling for the death of jews" "watch how they say they want to fight and kill jews" those children are referring to Israeli soldiers that come in night and do their raids with the star of David attached to their uniform or the ones that bomb them. It's easy to watch those videos and assume that palestinians are indoctrinating their children on anti semitism or you can realize that those children's only interaction with jewish ppl is through violence and parents cannot protect their children from this. Doesn't matter context is lost
Abby Martin went to Jerusalem and interviewed israelis for 2 hours and she says every israeli was extremely confident to say that this land is for them and that they should push the Arabs out and when she interviewed palestinians they spoke of freedom from occupation and their dreams. That's reality. Not the soundbites.
And yet we have invasive youtubers and interviewers constantly in the street of ramallah or wherever in palestine asking palestinians "do you hate jews?" And in those videos you hear those palestinians say "no we have no problem with jews we have a problem with occupation and we have a problem with zionism." Bc this is how we are trained to respond to this trope. Palestinians are very aware what the world thinks of us and the reality is that many palestinians have internalized it and we grow up reading books on the Holocaust and train ourselves to recognize anti semitic dog whistles so zionists don't get the soundbites they want.
So we say "anti zionism is not anti semitism" and we say "israeli zionists" and we do not say "jewish supremacy" even thought it exists in palestine but "zionist supremacy" and in these carefully worded speech we water down what is happening to us in an effort to not deter people away from solidarity. But it means nothing. The world categorically blames palestinians for rising anti semitism they blame us for jewish insecurity globally.
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Good Omens is up for an Award and YOU can vote for it!
The Comedy.co.uk Awards are an annual poll of tens of thousands of British comedy fans in which the best TV and radio comedy programmes of the last year are named.
Running since 2006, the awards provide an accurate gauge of the most loved modern British TV and radio comedies as every single programme is included in the nominations list (for our 2022 vote it was 379 different shows!), and the results are 100% based on the public vote. There is no biased jury or naive judging panel involved here - just comedy fans.
Good Omens is up for a TV Comedy Drama 2023 Award in the Comedy.co.uk Awards !
The other nominees are :
Boat Story
Brassic
Inside No 9
Sex Education (which is excellent and also deserves to win)
There She Goes
Good Omens won this category back in 2019, it also won the Comedy of the Year for 2019 too!
You can cast your vote to help ensure that your favourite duo has an angelic shot at winning by casting your vote !
To cast your vote for this and other categories (Our favourite Ghosts are up for a couple of Awards too)
Vote here https://www.comedy.co.uk/awards/2023/
Voting closes on Sunday 21st January 2024 at 23:59 GMT.
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there's something about the way people talk about john gaius (incl the way the author writes him) that is like. so absent of any connection to te ao māori that it's really discomforting. like even in posts that acknowledge him as not being white, they still talk about him like a white, american leftist guy in a way that makes it clear people just AREN'T perceiving him as a māori man from aotearoa.
and it's just really serves to hammer home how powerful and pervasive whiteness and american hegemony is. because TLT is probably the single most Kiwi series in years to explode on the global stage, and all the things i find fraught about it as a pākehā woman reading a series by a pākehā author are illegible to a greater fandom of americans discoursing about whether or not memes are a valid way of portraying queer love.
idk the part of my brain that lights up every time i see a capital Z printed somewhere because of the New Zealand Mentioned??? instinct will always be proud of these books and muir. but i find myself caught in this midpoint of excitement and validation over my culture finding a place on the global stage, frustration at how kiwi humour and means of conveying emotion is misinterpreted or declared facile by an international audience, frustrated also by how that international audience runs the characters in this book through a filter of american whiteness before it bothers to interpret them, and ESPECIALLY frustrated by how muir has done a pretty middling job of portraying te ao māori and the māoriness of her characters, but tht conversation doesn't circulate in the same way* because a big part of the audience doesn't even realise the conversation is there to be had.
which is not to say that muir has done a huge glaring racism that non-kiwis haven't noticed or anything, but rather that there are very definitely things that she has done well, things that she has done poorly, things that she didn't think about in the first book that she has tacked on or expanded upon in the later books, that are all worthy of discussion and critique that can't happen when the popular posts that float past my dash are about how this indigenous man is 'guy who won't shut up about having gone to oxford'
*to be clear here, i'm not saying these conversations have never happened, just that in terms of like, ambient posts that float round my very dykey dash, the discussions and meta that circulate on this the lesbian social media, are overwhelmingly stripped of any connection to aotearoa in general, let alone te ao māori in specific. and because of the nature of american internet hegemony this just,,,isn't noticed, because how does a fish know it's in the ocean u know? i have seen discussions along these lines come up, and it's there if i specifically go looking for it, but it's not present in the bulk of tlt content that has its own circulatory life and i jut find that grim and a part of why the fandom is difficult to engage with.
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No matter what- Just Love Yourself.
Anne was a hyper extroverted , gullible and naive girl , who had a lot of friend circles( most of them were toxic and never loved her sincerely) inside and outside the campus premises on her early teenage period. She always belittled herself and mostly hated her own. Always loved and trusted everyone- so as we know some are people are poison and she basically was a victim cause she was very easy to be manipulated. Often she was bullied by her own friends (she considered them as friends thou the others bullied her, cause she was so innocent or naive I could say). Receiving mental harrasements were like a daily routine for her ,where gradually Anne lost trust and belief in herself. Thou she lost trust in herself she never hated her so called friends.
Anne turned out to be disgraced of herself. She tried to mirror others personality on herself , like mostly replicated to be like her friends.And she was happy that she was not herself, she wore a mask inorder to attain forgered happiness in her own life.Gradually she turned to be too naive and frail than before she went through alot of influences (mostly the negative and dark influences).
Totally being swayed by her friends , Anne began to be a playgirl, and a drug addict and many more negativity drowned her, but she remained so active good child and an outgoing one infront of her parents, her family and relatives and they liked the masked Anne's personality a lot than before but little did they knew that she was not being herself, cause why? We love our parents a lot but mostly they dont undestand us, they dont try to know more about us so according to kids they're basically elders whom they are taught to respect and not to love. Oops sorry back to Anne lol; Academics and results of Anne began to slump like stock marketing or much more worse than that I could say. Whatever, she at first gave less attention to those failed papers but her parents seemed to be unsatisfied with her studies and results.
Even though she was spoiled, nonetheless had a dream, a passion- But if we dont work for what we ought to be in the future then whats the value of dreaming right ? Yeah she had dreams but never worked on it, but later on mid of her campus life she learned about the people behind her , she asked herself- does my friends value me? do they love me like I do? Where they really my friends? did they consider me as one ?- (I WOULD SAY A BIG FAT NO). She sat herself infront of a mirror and asked these questions to herself? the answers were just NO. Later on she asked herself a ton of questions which she herself seemed hard to answer. Gradually she began to know that she got spoiled , shes not herself, she've changed too much more worse and felt the need to change.
Anne began to read poems poetries and inspirational quotations and mostly many of the words of the famous musician band from Korea who were of seven boys ;was changing her to a better person or we could say she found bliss in there. Lately she tried to love herself and began to accept her flaws , to believe herself . On campus she started to ignore her so-called friends (IGNORANCE IS BLISS Y'ALL). She came outside of her flings for a better herself. Slowly she found happiness alone and began to be more introverted but she found sincere happiness on her current personality. Trying to focus more on studies and coping up with all the subjects was damn hard for her but she tried and atlast total results she've got were 85%.Yeah basically Anne was happy with her results and she cut off all her friendship strings like cutting off the clothe tags . Till now she regrets her old self but those failures keeps her going. Her present actions keeps her motivated and her present self makes her more happier than ever.So people change cause they would've been through situations where they felt the need of a new self.
Anne's life was just a small basic story of lack of self love and trust. Like failures are not the end its just the starting- A start were we perpetually peg away than before to make ourselves better the next time. So basically Anne had a lot more failures in her life but she later started to see them as the root cause of a better life. So failure ain't a negative aspect it just keeps us going.Self love and self belief is what a person needs in life cause we are the one who can fully accept ourselves ,our flaws and mistakes rather than others. For you its just you, so try to be a better person to ourselves rather than forcing ourselves to be like others cause what maybe better for one may not be better for the other!
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Watch పేద జాలరి అదృష్టం - Poor Fisherman's Luck Story | 3D Animated Telugu Moral Stories | Maa Maa TV. #Luck #Poor #TeluguFairyTales #TeluguStories #MaaMaaTV Thanks for watching Please Like! & Subscribe For more Updates and Videos Subscribe Here By Following Link: https://goo.gl/A5oAuf Related Social Sites: Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaatvtelugu FB: https://ift.tt/Eif519g Blogger: https://ift.tt/wSko3Nf Instagram: https://ift.tt/KL5EsrP
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Watch மாபெரும் ஜேசிபி டிராக்டர் கழுவுதல் Giant JCB Tractor Washing Story 3D Tamil Moral Stories Maa Maa TV. #JCB #Tractor #TamilStories #MaaMaaTV #ShortStories #FunnyVideos #ComedyStories #VillageStories #NewTales Thanks for watching Please Like! & Subscribe For more Updates and Videos Subscribe to us: https://goo.gl/OqIzcF Follow our Social Sites: Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaatvtamill Fb Page: https://ift.tt/t87YSjL Blogger: https://ift.tt/jXe28pI Instagram: https://ift.tt/7Mxo3kW
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Lucius Fox is in the drive thru for some coffee, and like. He's just. He's had a time, okay?
He's stuck on some equations in regard to the amount of torsion a joint would go through if it's half in his dimension and half in another, and it's driving him up a wall.
He's been up for like forty-eight hours, he's tired, he's thirsty, he just wants a coffee, and also how to solve this dilemma.
He doesn't expect the barista in the drive-thru he's ranting about the engineering issues to actually provide decent feedback, and give him a few alternatives.
So he rushes to the pick-up window, not even caring to order, to look at this godsend of a barista.
It's a scrawny kid with black hair and blue eyes, looking startled. Boy can't be more than eighteen.
He asks what college the kid is going to, or plans to go to.
To his absolute horror, the kid-Danny, according to the nametag-says he can't afford college. That he'd had a stint in highschool where he just hadn't been able to focus, and his parents had spent every penny they had on their own inventions.
So that was why he was a barista; because if he worked there for four years, they would offer tuition assistance.
Which.
No. No no no no no.
Lucius pulls around to march into the store, Bruce Motherfucking Wayne already blearily on his phone.
He is getting this kid, and any friend of his, into college.
If Bruce won't foot the bill, he will.
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Watch बांस का घर जंगल में - Creative Bamboo House in Jungle | 3D Animated Hindi Moral Stories | MaaMaa TV. #bamboohouse #Jungle #hindikahaniya #storiesinhindi #3danimated #funnycomedy #comedyvideo #funnyvideo #hindicomedy #funnystories #comedystories For More Videos Subscribe to us: http://tiny.cc/9zvdbz Follow Us In Other Social Sites: Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaatvhindi Fb Page: https://ift.tt/8ThEd1w Blogger: https://ift.tt/o3qVMWC Instagram: https://ift.tt/AL7cURS
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