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j-is-not-ok · 2 years

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after pictures for weightloss products are just thinspo for people who don't know they have an eating disorder yet.

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disordered-gurl · 2 years

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i b starving to look like 3/4 of these mf'ers look since they were born

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whenwilll1beperfect · 2 years

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Will I ever stop pouring far too much piping hot water into one cup for my tea and almost spilling it all over the floor on my way to my computer?? No. Probably not. But it's fun to think about being a better person

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iguessweallcrazyithinktho · 1 year

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My tummy be aching but I stay baking

#ed joke

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disorderedleo · 2 years

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I am so sad. After finally reaching my goal weight, I can’t stop gaining back weight. This is so frustrating and disappointing. I’m so desperate to get triggered somehow but it’s not working, my body is not listening to me.

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fionna-cookie · 2 years

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Me: *seeing an ill looking skinny woman walk by*

Me: *Turns around to keep looking*

My beloved one: "I know what you are thinking. This isn't a competition... and would it be, you would be in competition with me. And you are fucking loosing." *rubs his tummy*

Me, laughing: "I love you."

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2-kamikou-1 · 1 month

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have to put in effort to eat. have to put in effort not to eat. what the fuck do you want from me you stupif disorder.

#tw ed #ed joke #i guess

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thats-entirely-too-much-tuna · 6 months

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these frames are 37 seconds apart. for eighteen months we’ve been reading and writing and theorizing about their eventual reconciliation, and stede bartholomew bonnet managed to speedrun it in THIRTY-SEVEN SECONDS.

#ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd #rhys darby #taika waititi #stede bonnet #edward teach #i’m half-joking in the sense that i know they still have much to discuss and work out and heal from #but you can’t deny how fast ed went from 😠 to 🥹 when faced with stede’s swagless whimsy and autistic charm

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waitineedaname · 7 months

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Al coming back from his travels: Xing was great! I've learned so much about alkahestry, and I think we're really making progress and getting Jerso and Zampano's bodies back! It was really nice to see Mei, and Ling is doing a great job as emperor, and I even got to visit some of Xing's neighbors to the east! I feel like I'm learning more about alchemy and alkahestry every day

Ed coming back from his travels: I Have Been Banned From Five Countries

#fma #blatantly stealing this joke from my sibling because it made me laugh so hard on our call #fmab #alphonse elric #edward elric #even without his alchemy and military rank ed still manages to cause trouble wherever he goes #roy calling on a private line: edward if you cause another international incident i swear to god I am putting you on house arrest #ed minutes away from breaking into a government building in creta: I'd like to see you try #al accomplishes so much and ed is very proud of him but unfortunately ed is fundamentally a gremlin that is a magnet for trouble #fma posting

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archerdork · 6 months

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that post abt hugh jackman on women's vs men's magazines but it's what stede thinks ed wants vs what ed actually want i made a comment on this post yesterday and haven't been able to get it out of my head since so yall have to suffer with me

#ofmd #nobody ask me how long this took #too long for a stupid joke hahhaha h #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ed teach #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #shut up jonna

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bunnyjesters · 5 months

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FREAKSHOW - pages 3-4

thanks for all the love on our comic we appreciate it so much! ^~^

PREV - NEXT

FIRST

#mod mightyena 🐺#tadc #tadc jax #funnybunny #jax x pomni #fanart #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #freakshow comic #tadc fanart #tadc caine #tadc ragatha #tadc gangle #tadc kinger #tw ed #tw eating disorder #jax makes a horrible joke #yikes

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stedebonnit · 3 months

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One thing I haven't stopped thinking about is that scene where Ed and Stede dine and dash and we get that glimpse as they run off giggling. Because really, more than the hopeful reunion, the soft confessions, more than the anger and bitter jabs, that moment was a glimpse into who they'll be as a couple.

Just a couple of chaos gremlins doing whatever the fuck they want and giggling the whole time, because when they're together the rest of the world fades away, its just them and their silly little whims.

#ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #edward teach #stede bonnet #just thinkin soft thoughts tonight #pls renew so we can see them giggle again #i thought of this bc my partner made a joke about running across the street before our bus left just so we could #jokingly fist fight in a dennys parking lot #and it made me think of how ed and stede would do that and be giggling the whole time

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sunnibits · 6 months

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