#eat your fruit

[badolmen]

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

playboyy episode 1 teaser but make it fruity

first things first, i am not a prude, but tumblr is

HAVE THE BOYS ENJOYING SOME FRUIT

#playboyy the series #playboyy #mygifs #playboyycrackgifs #eat your fruits everyone #this is a fruity bunch #i was cry laughing the whole time i did this #please

[casuallydyinginthecorner]

Just because your body isn't where you want it to be doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of it

#treat your body decently #eat some fruits and vegetables #don't punish yourself b/c you're not where you want to be #little by little #one day at a time #progress looks different for everyone and if that means going backwards by accident that's okay it happens #if you're aware of it that's one step closer to where you want to be #body positivity #body liberation #glitter speaks

[latenightsundayblues]

Billy's way of showing affection is a bit... Unorthodox.

(it will happen again)

Stu is probably way more pleased about the discovery than any other sane individual would be

#get yourself a bf that vehemently denies any connection to you but still breaks into your home to sit in a corner and stare at u in ur sleep #catboy coded #unrelated but I need to talk abt this #i just got a haircut and im like. fucking RABID about it #i finally look pretty in that masculine way if you know what i mean #im the guy you see exiting a starbucks that makes you instantly think “what a fruit” #im so fuckin happy im in tears I feel truly comfortable for the first time in a while #in other news I accidentally spilled green apple monster energy all over the pork I was about to eat #if I had a nickel for every time I mentioned something bad that happened to me related to monster energy #srry for rambling I just feel great about myself #scream 1996 #stuilly #billy loomis #stu macher #billy loomis x stu matcher #latenightsundayblues art tag

[toodarling]

"I am your god, long may I reign. Eat of my fruits."

Mollymauk Cosplay made by me <3

#critical role #critical role cosplay #i am your god long may i reign #eat of my fruits #mollymauk tattoos #cosplay #mighty nein #mollymauk cosplay #mollymauk tealeaf #taliesin jaffe

[skeletoninthemelonland]

munching my banaenae slices right now. delicious banana (very sweet and ripe) i love :))

#daily reminder to eat your banana slices #no fr. go eat some fruit (preferably bananas) #starbstalks #isnt there some study that suggests bananas make u happy??

[cuubism]

saw a post the other day, can't remember if it was tumblr or reddit, but it was like 'picky eaters are always characterized as only eating fries and chicken nuggets. what about us picky eaters who only like things like sushi and tiramisu, we exist'

anyway that's human dream

#'hob did you get the--' 'the yogurt brand that's inexplicably 15 times more expensive than any other? yeah i did' #'yes i made your omelette with the 30$/pound truffle cheese. i'm aware you won't eat it with any other' #he likes high quality ingredients and does not like things that feel 'heavy' or have a lot of grease or lots of simple carbs #probably doesn't eat much meat either. these are my headcanons #hob's grocery cart is all organic fruit imported dark chocolate and That One Sorbet that's 10$ a pint #'here's your locally grown organic lychees My Liege' #don't ask how hob obtained such a thing in england XD #he had to learn how to make thai food at home bc keeping dream in stir fried basil (from That One Five Star Authentic (tm) Restaurant that' #40$ a plate) was getting expensive #it does help that dream is more willing to expand his horizons if it's something hob made #dreamling #dreamling headcanons

[leebooposting]

guys

tummy kisses

#tickling #sfw interaction only #or else ill eat all the fruit in your fruit bowl

[adeleine-everyday]

day 51

some doodles of Fairy Behavior TM from @starlight-strider's headcanons :]]

#colors are handpicked zero filters man im so proud 😎 #i love fairy behavior......yessss make them weird creatures.....they are all embodiments of seven year old girls tbh #sugar is a daily requirement and eating nothing but pastries and fruit. fascination with rocks and gemstones. Bug Behavior. #adeleine is an honorary fairy!!! awwwwww 💜💜💜 #'fairies can purr they just can' BASED. idc what creature you are. #adeleine #adeleine kirby #kirby series #ribbon kirby #ripple star fairies #ripple star #renu your hcs are my food actually i love them a lot 😋😋

[theotherhappyplace]

I've been giving up on refined sugar as much as i can for chronic pain reasons.

and my body is like

"I hate you and I can't believe you've done this. Headaches. Headaches for days. Fuck you! Give me a pixie stick! FUCK YOU! WOE BETIDE YOU!!!"

BUT it calms down around week 3

#it does seem to be helping #and i get to eat fruit #but damn i miss donuts candy and pepsi #eat some candy for your old pal Jessi #just personal

[harmony-and-peace]

Healthy snacks✨💚🍍🍓🍉

#healthy #healthy eating #healthy easy recipes #recipes #snacks #healthy snack #snacktime #fruits #fruits and vegetables #fruit #ice cream #vegan #vegetables #vegetarian #peanuts #pozytywne nastawienie #change your thinking #polish girl #polski blog #positive mental attitude #positive thoughts #happiness #habits #small habits #polish tumblr

[unpretty]

Wait wait what did your boss do with the sweet potato??? I'm trying to imagine how you'd eat a raw sweet potato, they are so solid. You could shave bits off I guess??? Did they microwave it?

he slowly sawed it in half with a plastic butter knife, put one half back in the lunchbox (presumably for tomorrow) and then microwaved the other half

#original #this isn't even getting into the reused mcdonald's promotional cup for the movie maid in manhattan #it wasn't a special cup or anything it was just a giant mcdonald's cup with the maid in manhattan poster on it #that movie came out in 2002 #he has an enormous stack of giant mcdonald's cups in his office that he fills with a mix of fanta and some kind of cheap fruit punch #the butter knife may also have been from mcdonald's. i don't know and i don't want to know. #zero waste icon i guess but also that sounds like a great way to be full of microplastics #i need you to imagine the experience of eating your onigiri bento and your boss walks in #sets down his maid in manhattan mcdonald's cup full of fanta juice cocktail #reaches into his lunchbox with the name of a pharmaceutical company on it bc his wife got it as free swag #and pulls out a single whole raw sweet potato #i just had to sit there frantically googling when maid in manhattan came out trying not to make eye contact as he sawed through his potato #it took like ten minutes #i take my lunch at a different time now so we don't overlap

[arctic-hands]

For real tho health freaks who scream about how sugar and salt will kill us all and try to push for restrictions on things like candy and chips for SNAP recipients or politicians who try from time to time to replace food stamps all together and give out Government Approved Staples like bread and peanut butter and Government Cheese are gonna kill a whole lotta sick and disabled people like

Diabetics

POTS sufferers

Hypotensives

People with peanut allergies

People with celiac disease or wheat allergies

The lactose intolerant

People who can't eat solid food

People who are undernourished for any reason and need all the calories they can pack on

So-called "picky eaters" who can't tolerate certain tastes and textures without getting violently ill

A myriad of other human conditions that cannot be neatly tallied into categories because the human body and human experience is vast and infinitely variable

But I don't think ableds really care about us and our health like they like to claim so they can harass us about it, do you?

#tag yourself I'm five out of ten #health food is gonna kill me one day i swear to God #vasovagal syncope/POTS was actually a fun disease to have since the treatment is honestly junk food #to get my sugar and sodium levels up quickly so i don't pass out #but then the United States government in their infinite compassion slashed my food stamps in half #and now i can't afford 'luxeries' like enough chips and candy i need to not faint and concuss myself. again #add the celiac and to a lesser extent the lactose intolerancy and now two fruit allergies... #and I'm paying three times the amount for like fifteen food items and that is accounting for the food inflation even ableds are facing #whatever food shortages ableds are going thru right now i swear to you it's much much worse if you're sick/disabled #stop policing what food people buy with the money their given i don't care if it's a paycheck or welfare #SOMETIMES I'll get a pitiful and defensive 'well how was i supposed to know?!' when i confront people bugging me about this #you don't know so shut your trap about it in the first place #most people just ignore the reason and accuse me of making up excuses to eat 'unhealthy' foods tho #health nut #ableism #systemic ableism #food #Salt blessed Salt

[opossumwhoisvivian]

foURTH OF FINFIN SWEET COME AND SEE Him hes a sweet little boy who gets screamed at sometimes but finfin is a dolphin and on teo so its fine i promise

#i will be thinking about “eat your damn fruit boy” about as much as “These animals dont matter” from the 4k20 stream #fin fin #fin fin teo #teo the magic planet #fourth of finfin #fourth of footwork #wayneradiotv

[marbletheunworthy]

‘Abbey’ -Mitski

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and dads #art #dungeons and dragons #fanart #fan art #glenn close dndads #glenn close #pomegranate #symbols #symbolism #the pomegranate is symbolism for desperation to be loved #I love this stupid old man *puts him in devastating situations* #mitski #abbey by mitski #I am hungry? okay? go eat some fruit. #no no what are you doing? #that’s symbolism for your dead wife #oh also your ex-son #loser.

[chinzillas]

💛 LOVE TRACTOR - EP.6

#love tractor #love tractor the series #kdramaedit #bl dramas #asianlgbtqdramas #tuseralexa #userfra #hipranparakul #userkimchi #mjtag #tonanons #to me thats cinema #oh to be under the sun after eating fresh fruits while your soon to be bf cover your eyes from the light #love the detail of him being so calm that he started “playing” the piano #annagifs #lovetractoredit